17.10.08

Dexter made me cry....

Fuk me guys....i just finished watching an episode of Dexter....the new season.... and i just ended up crying...thats fucked....if im gonna ruin it for you....skip to the next paragraph now...Dexter is about to become a father...and he just accepted the fact that as a serial killer, he can live with the fact that he's raising offspring, and accepts his role as a father....

i cried....not like big time...like i would watching Moulin Rouge for the 85th time... yes, im special....thank fuckin god as a fuckin fag who likes to fuck cummy manwhore ass, i will never end up in that predicament...

LOLOL....what the fuck am i writing!!! Im sooooo fuckin stoned.... Im back home...like home home....my pigpen...i luv my pigpen...back at work too...fuck me...im off tonite....so i gots me lots of time to smoke up n njoy my night off.... so i wake up earlier...and my family is calling me from the hood...and insisting they drop by and visit me since I've returned....and i havent made an appearance back at the family home yet...like as if....friends came to pick me up...and ive been stoned...sleeping...or at work since....as if id cum visit!! Haha...
...so i tell em to screw off cause i'm on my way out to run errands...i'll see em tomorrow for dinner...sure sure...hang up... i stay at home, caffeine up and go out and see another friend of mine who's getting off work down the street....we shack up in this coffee shop with those super hot natural gas heaters on a back patio...cause i know my family is in the area...and can sniff me out better than those fuckin mutts they got at the airports sniffin the luggage for crack.... so as im headed home...i guess they saw me speeding by in my Fagmobile, and decided they would drop by since i was headed home....like Fuckers!!...i get in...take a shit....get onto the stove to make me some yummy yummy soup...and knock knock...i look out the window...FUCK ME!!! i scram inside...shit...pot...pipes...smokes....bongs...all out in the open...oh and shit, my little medicine bag of poppers, lube n shit...right on the living room ottoman!!! YIKES...run run run...hide hide hide...oops...dumb ass...the baggie of pot on the kitchen counter too!!! DUH !!! Fuck me...open door...and yell out..."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"!!!! I was livid...i thought my family was insane back in the Fatherland!!!! R u fuckin kiding me....Their are more insane here!!! AHHHHHHHH.... we musta sat screaming at each other for 15 mins...woke up the neighbours thru the paper thin walls...like fuck....GET OUT !!! GET LOST!!! fuck me...i smoked up big time....im Ba Ba Baked !! ....i had to chill out and smoke some buds watching Dexter...i dont think ive ever watched Dexter stoned b4.... i like to watch alot of cartoons baked....and bad hollywood comedies....and the BBC news...that really spaces me out when im baked...i really like watching the BBC...Im Fucked !!! LOL

so really...why am i telling u all this bullshit...like hello...i know u guys r here to pull n tug....please....who r u trying to kid...well...thank god you've cum to the right blog!! LOL

Its called Stoned N' Boned... U can enjoy with my boned moments...and u just gotta deal with my stoned moments too...its that simple....they go together....in plain black n white...

So...my ass...out of order...will be repaired shortly...we apologize for the construction activities...dont forget to tune back in next week!!

LOL....wow...im baked dude....

ok...so i've left an ommission in my travels...i left out a week of pigginess....well, a couple nights at least...i didnt pigout every nite.... my body had taken its toll near the end of the trip...my ass was on red alert....my feet were about to fall off...and i was on my last few nerves....and the city i visited almost put me down on my knees....it was fucked...it was a really fucked fucked experience....good and bad....just to give u a hint...if u never fuckin figured out where i was...lets just say there was a bit of a "nazi" hint in the air...got it...good....if u dont...fuck me...go shoot urself in the fuckin hip...

so after i arrive...get settled in my little apartment...and the cute guy that owned it scramed off...fuck he was hot...i wanted to suck his dick dry....i had me lots of contacts to hit up....i chill out...smoke up...and just as im about to check some msgs...my cell rings off...gong gong...its a txt !! ...hmmm some hot local piggy guy is hitting me up...tells me he's getting off work soon...wants to hit up some ass...cool...my ass was hungry....tell him to cum by and shoot him the addy...im off to shower...now...my ass was feelin iffy...had to test the waters...so i get spic n span....reef up some more...cause its good for the ass...helps it to really relax...know what i mean....and buddy boy txt's me to tell me he's outside....good timing....i pop out n let him up...he's hot...bit shorter n stockier than me...i luv that...i luv fucking with cute little fuckin pigs....they're easier to pin down...and dontcha luv a smaller littler guy that u can clobber anytime pin u down and make u his bitch!!! LOL...ok, thats the pot talking....no...thats me....i luv smaller little cute pigs...They're so cute !!! Koochie Koochie Coo !!!! Haha

well...long story short...cause its all a blur now...he pins me to bed...breeds my ass with his dick....i suck off cummy dick....hit the shower...i drink his piss....he hits my ass again....breeds my cumhole again...drink more piss....oh fuck me...ive alredy blogged about this shit...really...i have....go look up post "Table of Contents"...shit...fuck me...im repeating myself...im stoned....ok...but what happened after that? huh? i left off there....ok....fuck me...so much more to tell....fuk this might take me all nite... i need a break....i need a smoke.... i think i need to watch some BBC unless i can find some Family Guy on tv...BRB...LOL....sorry...i told ya u gotta deal with my stoned moments too...BRB...

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ohh...Arrested Development is on...now that is a good show to watch....funny and fucked!! Not as good as Kenny and Spencer....not Family Guy... or old episodes of Dr. Who...Hey Hey!! Dont judge me... i bet some of u pigs like watching Dr. Who!! Some of you probably like shit like I love Lucy, Star Trek and The Wizard of Oz...or like Dallas!! U should be shot in the head...not me...i have good taste...Dr. Who, the BBC, and Family Guy...all good quality programming...so fuck off!!! Tee hee....did i mention i was baked... i think i need to cool down....or im never gonna get to the piggy part....Haha!!

.....ok, im back...fell asleep watching Family Guy... Stewie fuckin cracks me up...i see so much of myself in him...he's gonna grow up and be a big fuckin pig slut...Stewie'll be standing in some dark alley gettin it up the ass for a hit of crack...and if the bitch fuckin him doesnt pay up with a hit of goo up his ass, he'll just take out his ray gun and obliterate them!! I Luv it!! ...thats what i should do...bring my ray gun with me to the park...No load? ...did u pull out motherfucker?? ZAP !!! LOL

ok...so gettin back to my story... me n little cute pig that breeds me r chattin it up and he grabs a map i got on the table and tells me all the piggy places to go checkout in town...as we're chillin, i tell him i was invited to some raw piggy fuck party, and he's like "cool...he's a buddy of mine, see U there"....nice...im in with the cool crowd alredy! ....the piggy crowd... LOL... so after he fucks off, i gets me ready...hit a market....get me some coffee n munchies... and head to one of the pigbars that cute pigs tells me is gonna be busy....apparently most bars in this town r really piggy...u just walk in and you'll see two guys fisting beside the coatcheck...HAHA!! ...so i walk into this place just off one of the main gay strips in town...and the techno music is pumpin....half the guys r dressed up in regular clothes...the other half r dressed up in all sorts of gear...leather... rubber...chaps...harnesses n shit....cool... u would soooo never see this anywhere else...its like a fuckin weeknight...and all these guys were in pigmode...nice!
...so i gets me a drink and check the place out...the upper floor is kinda vanilla...its more like a regular bar with guys cruisin, tables, a dj booth...but i go downstairs...and its fuckin huge!! There's a chill out area with leather couches...and a huge fuckin maze area...there's like slings...gloryholes...pvt rooms...a big massive leather bed....dark corners and all that shit...it was full of pigs!! ...so i check me out the action.... its been a few weeks now...so my memory is a bit hazy...but i can definetely recall stickin my dick in like 15 guys....bare hole would just bend down in front of me everywhere...so id jab my fat dick...give em a good fuck and go find the next cumhole...some guys in the slings were gettin gang fucked so id join in on the action...gag the sluts mouth and then ram his hole...let another fucker in...and then take over again...good good times....but now that i recall...i think i alredy blogged about this shit...fuk me.... so stoned...so forgetfull...i think my brain cells r fried...grass is good for that...and we like it!!

so the next day...after some sightseeing n shit....i rest up in my apt...wash up...my ass was soooo burning....so i didnt bother gettin spic n span....I didnt call mr.clean...but i coulda used a housecall from Dr.House.... id totally luv to meet that dude "in character"... sit back in his office and smoke up a nice fat one...i wouldnt suck his dick...ewwww...im not like sick...but i bet he'd be a pretty cool guy to shoot the shit with... u know? ...tell him about all my pig shit...he'd probably sit back in his leather office chair chewing Vicadin's and stroking his dick thru his pants with his cane!! LOL ... so i head out and head to this massive fuckin warehouse bar across town.... it took like fuckin ever!! this city is soooo fucked...its big...it takes like half an hour to get anywhere...even if ur underground shooting across town in some train...its fucked!!
so i get into this place...everyone was stripping at the coat check...putting they're shit in big plastic garbage bags...and either walkin around totally naked in boots or sneakers...or changing into all sorts of pig gear... i just came in a pair of tight jeans...boots and a tight T...so i just check my jacket and T and head into the bar... and it was like WOW !! what tha fuk is going on here!!! It was this massive fuckin warehouse...full of slings...crosses...leather cots...benches..."piss areas"....gloryholes...and guys of all ages, shapes n sizes are just fuckin, suckin, fisting and piggin out everywhere!! It was insane!! Everyone was like fuckin dressed up the same though....there were all these little "cliques" of guys....There was the punk group...the rubber n leather group...the athletic little shorts and knee high socks group...the walkin around totally naked group...the jock group...the fuggly group...ect..ect...u get the idea... i sorta stood out...i was just wearin my jeans n boots...there was no fuckin way i wanted anyone touching my ass...so no bare ass in a jock for me!! ...i would've worn the new rubber chaps i got me there...but i think i bought em the next day!!

Guys's were just going at it everywhere!! I was just so totally mesmerised by the whole fuckin thing....Part of it really turned me on...but the other half of it sorta turned me off...am i normal?? All the little cliquey shit kinda turned me off...it felt like everyone was trying to fit into a mould...just like back home in Toronto....most fags try n fit into some fuckin fag mould....and alot of the sex was like totally robotic...most of it i had and was going on around me was cumpleatly passionless....just bend, poke n fuck...legs up, lube n fist....lay down, open mouth, and drink piss :)) It was all fun n shit...and i cant say im like some romantic pig...most of the sex i have is anonymous...fuk, breed n leave kinda sex...but most of the shit going on there was weird... it just felt like everyone was some kind of robot, fucking hole and moaning like a skipping cd track....Get it??

I musta fucked 30 guys....50 guys sucked my dick....id just walk around and guys would bend over infront of me...if they were hot, id poke n ram them a bit...some hole was tight...some hole was sloppy... guys were bent over everwhere just waitin for a dick to slide up their ass....Weird huh ?? Some guys just waited around on the floor with their mouths open waitin to drink piss....Guys would just wait in slings, waiting for the next fist... Tell me where the fuck you've seen that shit anyplace else?? ....well, except if ur in some sauna, yeah...duh!! ...or a park :)) ...but like seriously...guys were fuckin n suckin, and a group of guys would be drinking beer, shootin the shit and joking around right beside em!! ...lots of guys tried chattin me up...but the language barrier was fucked....i couldn't speak their native tongue...their language is fucked up!! ...i could probably learn japanese better... and their english was sooooo bad...and i cant stand ppl who claim they know good english when they really suck at it....so i kept chattin to a minimum...and fucking to a max... i honeslty cant remember who the fuck i ended up breeding that night.... i fucked SOOOOO much ass.... i musta mucked up some hot sluts hole...usually the younger piggy cumsluts get my balls churnin... i musta been there 4-5 hours....the place started dying down, so i decided to make my exit...when i get back to coatcheck and im pulling on my T...3 hot young pigs in leather were fisting...right across from the front door!!! Sure...OK !! WHAT ?!?! .....yeah...weird huh!!

...the next night i goto the pvt little pig party i was invited too...the guy lived across town...fuk...took me another hour to get there...so i find the place...buzz up...and the door opens...so i walk into this building with apts....i walk up the stairs...nuthin...no open doors or music...so i walk up more...and more...im panting..like what the fuk!! Where's the fuckin elevator?!?!....walk up more...i musta walked up 8 flights...and i can hear loud talkin and music playing...fuck me...finally!! ...i walk in...this little cute punk walks up to me...rubs my dick thru my jeans and tells me to make myself at home...LOL!! ....there's like 12 guys walkin around totally naked...some r standing around this bar...some r in the kitchen making drinks...some r on the couch jerking off to porn...and there are like padded matresses everywhere...ok...i heads into a bedroom...everyone's shit is in there...i get undressed...took off my raunchy jock too...didnt see anyone else wearing one...grab my smokes n reef and head out to grab a drink and chat up some pigs....everyone had their fuckin eyes on me...kinda fuckin made me nervous smokin up more...everyones like pasty white and local...and im like the tanned, dark euro pig who cant speak the language and is visitin... the cute little pig was there too...he slaps my ass and goes over to this other little pig and fucks him on a matress...so after a drink n smoke n chattin up the guys...i go up and chat n feel up this little btm bitch that my buddy had just fucked...we're chattin...im fingerin his hole...its wet :) ....then this other guy with a huge 12" dick is rubbin my ass...im like dude "i luv ur dick...but it aint gonna happen"!! ....he's beggin to get in my ass...so like 5 mins later, im on a couch...legs up...and he's tryin to work his fat dick inside...im squeeling like a bitch, trying to take it like a good pig...but it was a no go...my ass was not gonna let itself get fucked...especially from one of the biggest fucken dicks ive ever seen...fuck me!! i woulda so luved to ride n milk that fuckin monster....but there was noooo fuckin way!! ...so the cute little btm cumwhore was gettin fucked n bred beside me...once some guy was done with him and pulls out...i was right on his ass...i kept him bent over and started slurping on his cummy hole...spit on my dick and slide it in his cummy hole...fuckin luved it....i probably pumped his hole for 10 mins and i could feel my load churning...i didnt wanna shoot so early...i was only there for an hour...but i was luvin this little pigs cumhole, so i stuffed his head into the fuckin couch and started unloadin my spunk deep in his ass....i fucked him another min....pull my dick out and start slurpin on his hole again...spit some goo into his mouth...we make out...and i pull his head down and make him lick off my slimey dick...so we both head into the kitchen and grab a drink....guys r cummin upto him and fingering his gooey cumhole...guys r gettin on their knees infront of me and slurpin on my dick...nice!! ...so cumhole darts off to the bathroom...and im like "what the fuck"...he better not be doing what i think.... he cums out a few mins later...and i feel up his ass...its not cummy anymore!! ...like what the fuk dude!! ...i just gave u primo fuckin seed!! and he fuckin shit it out!!! FUCK!! ...little fucker...so i ignored him after that for an hour... id chat up other guys... suck some dick...watch other guys fuck....stroke my dick...fucked some more ass... saw my little cute pig buddy fucking the cumhole again...so i start lickin out my buddy's ass...get underneath em...and start slurping on the cumholes ass and my buddy's dick thats ramming in n out....he'd ram his dick in a cpl times...pull out...stick it in my mouth for a few strokes...and slide back in the cumhole....slide out and stick it in my mouth...and ram it back in the hole...was hot....this went on for like 15 mins...but my buddy couldnt cum...so he pulls out and walks away...so i get on top of the cumhole again and slide my dick in his ass....musta fucked another 10 mins and i can feel another load churning in my balls....so i ask the bitch if he wants to get bred again...he's moaning and beggin for my load....so i thought id forgive the bitch and cut him a break...no one else was really turning me on enuf to wanna breed em, so i let another load loose in his guts...i kept him pinned down and plowed my load into his ass for another cpl mins....he wanted out...but i put my hand over his mouth..told him to shut up and take it....i wanted my seed deep and pounded it into his guts....i get off him a cpl mins later...and we just sorta chill on the matress and make out....he gets up and walks over to the bathroom again....im like FUUUUUcK!!! BIIITCH!!!....not again!! what a fuckin unappreciative cumslut!! so that pisses me off....some of the guys were alredy leaving, so i decided to get dressed and fuck off...i thank the host for the invite...he was kinda fugly...didnt touch him...and i head out....walk down like 10 fuckin flights again...and im thinking, how the fuck do u walk up groceries n shit ?!?! ...after a long day at work, and carrying bags, id wanna die if i had to walk up all that shit to get home!!
LOL

so thats most of my action bitches...visited a sauna one day, fucked n fisted more hole...had a guy cum over to my apt one night n bred his ass....nuthin special...except we figured out that his last ex was from my home town...and he was a guy i had fucked around with years ago on my last visit.... i remember the guy wanted to fuck me bare...but i wouldnt let him...i was going thru one of my "play it safe" phases....ive been fuckin raw on n off since i was a teen....id fuck raw for a year...then feel guilty and use rubbers for awhile...then back to raw....i think its a totally normal learning curve for most pigs....i dont think i can even recall the last fuckin time i used a rubber...and whenever i have, ive poked a hole thru it...Haha!!

so thats all pigs... im back home...back at work....im busy...so not much time to pigout...but my schedule clears up after halloween, so ill def be hunting for some hot local ass to seed... gots me lots of fukbuds to hit up.... id go hit up the parks but its getting fuckin cold here!! ....who wants to freeze up their ass in a park late at night...when u could stay at home...smoke up...stroke ur dick...and watch an episode of Family Guy... even Family Guy puts me to tears...im usually on the floor pissing my pants laughing and wiping away tears....i still cant believe Dexter made me cry... he's evil...I Luv It !!!

(Update)
....dear pigs... thanks for all ur Get Well Cards...and msgs...My ass is slowly healing...its been checked out by the doc...he told me to stay off it for awhile...it aint rhoids...and it aint an Std...i fuckin wish!! ...ive got a tear...yes...its been ripped apart...literally....i gotta stay off it...eat salad n fibre and soak it in salt water baths...fuk me... doc cant tell me how long it'll take...but there is no fuckin way ill be riding anymore fuckin cock for awhile...it sucks yeah...but ive had alot of fuckin dick the last cpl o weeks....my buddy back in my home town really ripped it up...and i think the lack of a toilet seat back in the home town with the family didnt help either...Fuck them!! Half of em walked around squeeling in pain with rhoids!! like fuck...GET A FUCKIN TOILET SEAT U MOTHER FUCKIN BITCHES !!!!

1 comment:

Gay Slut said...

Fuck dude, I wanna travel with you!!!! Get that hole back in order and I'll fly you to my new home town, New York City for a non-stop piggy fucking weekend.