27.11.08

Happy Hump Day

...yeah yeah, i know its a Thursday.... but why cant thursday or anyday be a Happy Hump Day... so im taking up an old "Barederek" tradition, & bringing it back into fashion.... (may his piggy hot video blog Rest In Peace)...


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hot huh? umm...fuk yeah!!


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and that was AmateurFuckinLicious !!

hmmm...lets see what else i can find online here for ya....
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...fuk..here's a nice one...Dontcha wish every fuckin guy was so verbal... I luv sleazy talkers!!


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ok...and this one...Hot! ...dontcha luv squishy endings??


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im gonna go make guacamole... i gots the munchies....
so does my hole...the load i got earlier just wets my appetite for dick even more...but that story's for another day.... fuck...it wasnt all that great...not every fucker is a fantastic breeder :p

Happy Hump Day !! anyday & everday!!

26.11.08

ok...where was i?

(just tuning in?... Read the previous post below...ok...and this one will make more sense :)

jeezz...sometimes u gotta spell it out for some guys....

ok... so where was i?
oh yeah... i got bred by buddy...
need a recap? ...do ya?

did u read what it says above?? Go read the previous post below, and you'll find the fuck out...im not giving u a fuckin recap!!

so yeah... i was really bred good...so me n buddy crash on his couch...im just fingering my cummy hole and licking jizz off my fingers....jacking off my dick with my other hand....and just trying to catch my breath and savour the moment... u know... jizz dripping outta my wet used hole feeling... its been sooo fucking long...when it happened the other day it was just unexpected, i couldn't really digest it... but this time... i digested it all right... i fucking milked buddy's fucking dick dry :)

so i roll him over and start munching on his hole... he had a pretty nice ass n hole... so i had a good time tonguing it good and getting lots of my spit spread all over... i get back up... spit on my dick...and work it into his ass... i dont think he really expected it... most guys dont... i fuck alot of guys... but i dont think most guys really expect how fuckin good it feels when my fat dick gets inside their hole... i think its the Girth.... Girth is Good... I fuckin luv Girth... my dick has Girth... so yeah... i start plugging away at his ass... nice n slow at first... then faster and harder...id pull out... ram it back in... or just use the head of my dick to jab fuck his hole open...tease it a bit...then ram my dick back in balls deep... his ass was getting me close...but i could easily hold myself back from spunking... after a good 10 mins of my rough n gentle fucking routine...he starts begging for my load...and i can tell, buddy's hole is getting sore...thats why he's laying on the pig talk...ya...as if! i can tell...dude... im a bigger btm than u... So i start fucking him harder...and i could feel a load boiling in my balls... but i didnt wanna shoot in his hole for some reason... i wanted to find another ass... and i had a few other potentials planned for later :) ...so can u tell where this is going?

well..buddy wanted a load... sorta promised him we'd flip fuck and swap seed... so i got my churning seed under control...started jab fucking him hard and fast... asked him where he wanted it...and just started ramming him hard and howling like a dog... LOL.... so fuckin funny... Ive faked alot of orgasms over the years... Do u guys ever do that shit? If im fucking some guy...and i dont wanna cum yet... I'll fake it... When i was younger and came too soon...id fake it later to make it look i came...even though i alredy had... I dont do that shit now... If i wanna cum in a guy's hole in 3 mins... ill make him know im breeding his ass :)

...and u know what the key is to a fake orgasm? Jab ur cock in with every fake "spurt" of cum...and breathe out with every jab... its totally believable... and i swear... no ones ever called me on it b4... im very convincing :) Haha
so we crash back on the couch...he runs off to take a piss...so i lie down on his couch...ass up... i didnt wanna stick around too long... but i figured ive got nothing to lose... so he cums back... sees my ass framed on his couch... and he's like "wish i came home to that every night"... so im like "dude...just pretend u just did" ... so he gets down on his knees and goes to town on my ass... licking, sucking, biting, nibbling... like just going crazy...and im enjoying it all... nuthin feels better after a nice fuck, when ur hole's still throbbing, puffy and leaking seed... so a good 10-15 mins later... his dick's rock hard and he starts working it into my wet cummy hole... he starts dicking me nice n hard... my hole is feeling a bit sore... but im like fuck it... im fucking hungry U bitch hole!! ... Shut the fuck up and take it u fuckin slutty hungry hole!! ...so i just let him give it to me... but u figure...2nd fuck... either the dude's gonna cum quick...or take an hour or never... so i lay on the dirty talk right away...

"yeah..u like that wet cummy hole dude?" ..."fuck...gimme some more of that seed dude...fill up my fuckin ass some more!!" ..."ur fucking dick feels soooo fucking goood...fucking that cum up my wet fucking ass...fuuuuck yeahhhh!!"

i had him bucking and sloshing another load in my ass in 5 mins flat!...oh fuck yeah!!.. Im good :) ...I havent forgotten any tricks in the book... if anything...being more of a top lately... ive had a chance to hear alot of dirty talk tried on me... and lets just fuckin say, i can probably fucking out sleaze-talk most of u guys out there... i like my bottoms verbal...i wanna hear how dirty they feel...and my tops... the sleazier his mouth...the better his dick feels...LOL

so yeah... my ass was fucking leaking seed everywhere...i could totally feel it leaking down my balls... i get up off the couch and take a piss...so when i get back, the cum is dripping down my legs...my ass feels sticky as shit and im so sweaty n musky smelling... fuck... ive missed smelling like a piggy bottom!! fuck ya!! sticky ass and cum running down the back of ur knee...fuck dude... that just gives me a fuckin chill up n down my spine and dick... i get on the cargo pants and sweater...put on the shoes...and buddy is talking to me about shit... like boring the fuck outta me... fuck... he's a chatty Cathy...fuck me... im gettin the fuck out... he's only good for fucking... his fuckin life stories seem to bore the fuck outta me and make me wanna scream out GEEK...so i get out...jump in the car...and call a buddy of mine...no answer...fuck...told him i had a fresh load...and told him he had 20 mins to call me back...i was waiting for another fukbud to txt or call...but no missed calls...so im like fuck... i drive the car round a bit... lite up some grass... chill n listen to some tunes in the car... and im just sooo fuckin horned up... like i want more dick...like yesterday!! Im not waiting around for my fucking fukbuds... where do i go? well...i must know 100 guys downtown who can give me what i want... but i hadnt made any plans with them...let alone keep everyone's number...like fuck... so i hit the tubs...again! yeah... twice in a week! Im such a slut!!
HAHaha

it was a Tues...5pm... so u know there's gonna be an afterwork crowd... and everyone there just wants to fuck... few posers and fewer tweakers... yeah.. except for me!
so i get a room this time... get inside... strip off...grab a quick shower and check out the crowd... not as packed as a weekend... but id say 30-40 guys... not bad... and id say there were like a good 15-20 of em id totally bend over for...so i head back into my room... put on my dirty smelly jockstrap... put on a baseball cap... and im looking into the mirror... i look like a totally hot n stoned jockboy...oh yeah... and my hole feels soo fuckin good... i had brought some lube with me, so i pour some oil into my ass and rub it in... i want it nice n slick for more dick... Lots of guys look in... a hate guys that stand outside for 10 mins and never actually cum in the room and say something, so i can get a good look at them... i dont let those losers in... and i shoo off some fugglies... then some skinny lookin pig cums in...in his 30's... he seems really really shy... but i start suckin on his dick... he aint huge... but like i said.. im not lookin for size...at least not this week :))

he brings out a rubber...and asks me if i wanna get fucked.. im like "totally dude, but not with those"... and he's like non-chalant "ok"...LOL ...i get down on all 4's... he cums around from behind and sticks his dick in my shute... i feel back, just to make sure the rubber Wasnt on... and his dick was like pencil thin... and im like, fuck! he didnt seem pencil thin when i was sucking him off... but what did i know... i was stoned as fuck...so i let him dick me doggy for a bit...then i rode his dick for awhile... asked him if he wanted to cum...and he's like, oh yeah! ...so im like "dude... then u gotta cum in my ass"... so i get on my back.. throw my legs over his shoulders...and let him dick me with the pencil dick... didnt take him long... wasnt really into him... i just wanted another load... my hole was hungry... and when ur stoned, boned n horned... all u want is some dick... the guy doesnt really matter sometimes... as long as he's decent looking and decently proportioned... fuck... just dick n feed my ass dude!! he wasnt that loud... but he started breathing heavy n shit for a bit b4 he pulled out his floppy softening dick....so i could tell he came... that and there was a nice warm flow of jizz leaking outta my hole now :p

so hung around n chilled... smoked up some more... sucked a bunch of more dick... but i probably had to turn away 5 dicks cause they wanted to rubber up... Like Jeez!! If noone ever wanted to rubber up at the tubs... id be gettin 15 to 20 dicks a visit!! I feel bad turning down dick... but guys... dont take it personally... its not U or ur dick i dont like... its just ur morals... if ur not a pig who likes to play raw...well, ur not really a pig worth playing much with at all...simply put :)

after another hour of turning down dick after dick, i saw this cuttie twink changing outta his cloths in the locker room on my way outta the sauna... so i stick around a bit... he walks by me in the hall and we give each other the look down... he looked kinda tweaked on something, but i couldnt put my finger on it... he cums by me again... and waits at the end of a hall... a bunch of other guys r walkin about...like flies hovering around hot shit... and twinky cums back over to me... we start chattin it up...twisting nipples and licking face in the hall... he was totally Twinkalicious... i used to hate fucking with twinks 2 years back...but im totally into them now.... i luv fucking their asses... so me n twinky stumble down the hall into my room... he just seemed soo fucking high on something... which totally turned me on...cause i figured if he was, i could totally do what i wanted with him (evil grin)...
So we're sucking tongue...biting...pinching nips...licking...sucking...like everything i totally used to do when i was a younger twink myself... older guys know their foreplay good... but pigplay is a bit rougher ...noisier & wetter... While twinky foreplay always seems really passionate and drawn out... they fuck alot quicker... so i guess it all balances out in the end... When i was younger, i liked older guys in their 20's & 30's...after 25, i totally excluded anyone younger than me... and now...at 28...i luv all ages... well... anything under 45... You'd have to be one muther fuckin hot 48 year old to get into my ass!! ... and u know what ive noticed... it might be a little sick... but when i see those highschool jock boys walking home...they gotta be like 16-17... i really fuckin get hard at those boys now... i know!! i know!! its like statutory rape n shit... and id proly never fuckin do it, cause i dont think i could stand training a newbie... but those jock boys...r fucking hot!! ... i wanna play highschool soccer again!!

Ok... so back to me n twinky... so i fish out his dick... and what do i see??...what?? what?? A nice... Big... Fat... Thick...Fucking dick... probably 9-10 inches...but the Girth... Oh fuck the Girth!! ....so i goto fucking town chowing down on his dick... and i think he was surprised i could deep throat it...i musta chewed and inhaled his big fat dick for a good 15 mins...and by then, i was sooo fuckin horned... i knew his dick might well rip me apart... but i had to try... and i had no clue if he would go for it unwrapped... so i grab the poppers...and start sniffing at them... he's like "what r those?"...and im like "R u serious? How old r U??" ....and guess what... he's 22!! wow...i dont think i really knew what poppers were either at 22... i probably knew...but i dont think i liked them, or really understood the hole popper thing... so i give him a sniff... he's like "hmmm...interesting... kinda gross...but interesting" ....i could tell he was gonna end up being a good pigboy when he grew up... he was Soooo Fuuuucking Cuuuute!!! ...22 y/o twinkly italian boy... with a big fat fucking cock.. oh yeah!!
so i flip him over onto his knees...bend him over and start working on his ass... his hole tasted fuckin amazing...and it was like really nice tasty virgin hole... i mean like fuck...im sure the guy's been fucked a fair bit... but his hole was like really tasty 22 y/o hole... 34 y/o hole tastes really great too... but it dont taste like 22 y/o hole...Get it??

so i spit up on my dick and stroke it up nice n good... i tried working my dick into his ass a cpl times...but he would totally clench up...id go back and eat out his hole lots more...but there was no fuckin way his ass was letting me in... so i stroke his dick and he's rock hard...so i pull him up... and move my ass infront of him... bend over on all 4's and spread my ass for him... he gets down and eats me out some...and im wondering if he can taste or even tell i got loads in my ass... i grab the lube and rub the shit over his huge dick... sniff in some poppers...and tell him to dick me good... and i gotta say...this boy fuckin delivered...he could only get half of his dick up into my ass at 1st...so he fucked me gently with the 1st half of his dick... and what u gotta luv about twinks...is they stay rock hard all the time...i totally used to stay rock hard for hours when i was 21... fuck... oh well... so flip lots of positions...im riding on top...on my back...kamasutra weird ass positions... back on all 4's...and after a good 20 minutes of dicking, my hole is really wet n cummy...everytime his cock would plop outta my hole, i could feel a gush of goo running outta my ass...and i bet he could tell what all the shit was running outta my ass...and i think it turned him on even more, cause he'd just fuck harder n faster.... i had his dick totally buried up my ass by that time...and feeling all 10 fuckin inches of a fat twink dick in my ass was overwhelming... i was fucking moaning like a really cracked up bitch...he flips me on my back...and really starts plowing me good...he'd stop every once n a while...and id just tell him to fuck me harder...id have to grab his ass and pull him in to ram fuck me harder...even though i wanted to dick some hot hole... i was luvin having this twinky stud plow my ass with his rod and i wasnt rubbing my dick at all.... his tummy was actually rubbing my dick as we were making out with his dick deep in my ass and that made me spill...my globs of spunk were everywhere...all over my chest... on my chin.. just fucking running all over my body...and i guess my ass tightened up alot, cause it just pushed his dick outta my ass... he's trying to jab his dick in over n over again...the cum is just fuckin leaking like fuck outta my hole...and im feeling really fucking good... twinky gets his dick back in again...and jabs around a bit... but my ass was done... 4 dickings...3 Dicks... 4 loads... in 4 hours... oh yeah... I did good... I was done!!

so i ask him if he came alredy... and he's like "yeah... twice... im glad u came finally!" ...and im like Woah!! Dude!! U came twice!... I couldnt tell... and he just smiles & replies "i guess im shy!" ....like Awwww....so Cuuute!! like a puppy!!

so i guess that makes it 4 Dickings...3 Dicks... and 5 loads....oh yeah... U go boy!!

we cuddle n make out for awhile... he was soo cute... reminded me of myself from years ago... so innocent, stupid and naive :) Damn...kinda wish i still was... well, i can act it if i really wanted to... So yeah... b4 we hit the showers... i get his number... i just told him "dude...i want that dick again!" ...hmmm...now that i think of it... mabey ill send him a txt tomorrow... Twinks r always virile and full of spooge... i bet he's got lots of fukbuds.... fuck...with a dick like that, i bet he's a popular boy... or he will be soon enuf... He didnt really know how to fuck well well... but he's 22... i didnt expect him to be an experienced fucker... but he's a hung n cute one to keep... as long as he doesnt pull any psyco twink drama on me... I used to pull psyco twink drama...most twinks do... But ive made it clear.. I just want his dick.... Mabey ill buy him a Frapuccino or take him to a movie sometime... but its only because i want his dick... and eventually, his ass :)) oh yeah... i wanna tap that ass :)) ...if anyone is gonna break this boy in... its gonna be me :)

i bet when i get my dick in his tight hole, ill spill my load in 2 mins....but thats cool...it'll be nice n slick for my dick to keep sliding inside another hour...id fuckin luv to watch my load leak outta his pouty little hole...get my tongue deep up his cumhole...swirl it around a bit and rub my hairy chin on his throbbing sensitive ass...oh yeah....finish off with a wet sloppy kiss...stingy cum running down our chins...globs of jizz running off one tongue to the other.... oh fuck yeah...U guys would fuckin luv it!! ...Damn...i need to jerk off!! (now its my turn :)
later pigs...

My Theories....

dudes... i got me an hour here.... then i gotta run... wanna make an appearance at the gym this am b4 i head to traffic court... Yes... The dreaded Toronto tradition of Traffic Court at Old City Hall....where half the city goes to fight their fuckin infractions... It always feels like a good bonding experience with my fellow citizens... We all go in sheer defiance of fighting our stupid ass mistakes, and praying the reporting officer doesnt show up so that u can get off scott free... attempting to thwart the city's attempt to pinch every fuckin dollar they can from our pockets... Bastards!!

Im hoping i can suck some hot dick in uniform there today...I've always wanted to do that at Old City Hall....i dunno...something about those archaic bathrooms, the dinginess...the brown rust stains in the leaky urinals... the old fashioned leaky faucets and white porcelain sinks.... would make it so hot to fool around in... Actually... if any of u pigs wanna check it out... Go watch the movie "Chicago" ...it was all filmed here in Toronto... and half the interior scenes were shot in old city hall... and tons of other movies have been too... I bet half the movies that take place in NYC...are actually shot here... i dunno... i dont work in film...so i dont fuckin know... What i do know... Is the film industry helps fuel a vibrant pot smoking society and underground grow-op operations!! Its all great for the economy....

Here's my theory:
The more pot U smoke... The more munchiess you'll eat... Thus helping to stimulate the food and manufacturing sector... Those employees and their families thus purchasing and consuming various other consumer goods ...thereby fuelling the habit of other pot smokers, which keeps the grow-ops in operation...which tend to produce enormous hydro bills...fuelling more revenues for the public Utilities, which thereby pays its employees...and if u work for a public utility here in the great white north...well...chances are you fuckin smoke up alot dude! ...and it all cums back full circle :)) LOL

dude...im going go into traffic court really fuckin stoned... fuck.. i better be careful now that i think of it... i gotta pass under a metal detector and put my bag under a scanner...like what the fuck...am i at an airport?? Like fuck... i guess there might be some psyco parking ticket offender than might wanna blow up the judge for a 30 dollar infraction...but seriously... toronto used to be so safe... none of that secutiry shit anywhere... ever since 9/11 and shit... we're got all these extra stupid rules everywhere.... then again... its becoming alot more violent n shit here lately too... people are getting shot up everywhere like some american city...like fuck!! most of it is all gang related drug shit... but there are more crazy mother fuckers out there... im all peace n luv... i might end up punching someones face in, if they really piss me off or threaten me...but i couldnt even imagine trying to stab anyones arm with anything more than a plastic fork... Moses said: "Be kind to thy neighbour"...LOL

ok...so why did i cum online...oh yeah... i wanted to blog... i got fucked really good last nite... so i gotta share :)) ...oh yeah Baby... Pigboy's ass is back in service!! It feels really fuckin good this morning... not sore...not throbbing... but if i finger my ass... i can def feel it... its tingly... it got fucked good and its in chill mode... my ass is saying "dude... im chillin... lemme put up my feet for a bit...have a rest...then ill be ready for another workout... and milk some more dick" LOL Here's my theory: lets say u just return to the gym after a long absence... u gotta work ur weights back up slowly... If u try and press too much at 1st, you'll totally stretch and injure a muscle... The ass works the same way... The reason i think it tore apart 2 months ago...Here's my theory:

-I've always regualrly been getting a dicking 1-2 times weekly...
-So i head to europe right? ...i start getting dicked 1-2 times a day...
-I work my way up to getting dicked 4-5 times a day... so my ass muscles are getting worked up really good.
-Which leads me getting dicked by 20-30 dicks/day somewhere halfway thru the trip...

-Then i visit the family...
-Dicking continues...but at a much more slower pace... ass starts to tighten again...
-Lack of toilet seats and lack of hygeine in the Fatherland dont help the situation...
-Dickings dwindle down to a trickle...I actually start topping more and even let a condom or two up my ass!!!
-Buddy of mine spends two hours ripping my ass to shreds with his hot hot fuckin dick...All is good so far...
-Pain begins a few days later... i just ignore it...
-Pain endures for an entire fuckin month, even after i return home...Fuck guys...that was an ugly period for me...really ugly...
-I get a chance to really explore my top/aggressive side though...
-I duly follow doctors orders...and keep my ass on bed rest and eat lots of fibre!

-Ass is healing... dick porkings begin...
-1st ass fuck last weekend...was Good :))
-And last nites dickingS...yes...plural...DickingSS....were fuckin awesome....

Gotta just work up my hole slowly... and I think 4 dicks...and 4 loads...is pretty fuckin good...Dont you?

ok...brb...i need another coffee...and im fuckin freezing... Winter sucks!!

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so... yesterday... im waiting around all morning for some guy to cum n check the furnace... i never seem to get any hot guys over to fix shit... when the cable guys came to hook me up when i 1st moved in were ok... one was young and ok looking...he could fuck me.. and the other dude...was hot in a str8 stupid boy kinda way...i coulda totally jumped him if he wasnt there with his co-worker... Oh...and these 2 young dudes a contractor once left working alone in a bathroom were sooo hot and soo young...but they were soooo like 18...euro ethno...str8...and ruff lookin guys... i think if i had made any move to suck their dicks they woulda punched my lights out... thats what made it hotter :) i just kept on taking them drinks to cool em down...their shirts were fuckin soaked in sweat...Woof!! Shoulda coulda woulda....oh well....

so anyways... Furnace guy doesnt show up... I blow a gasket on the heating company... They totally fucked up... And now their sending someone tomorrow... I shoulda bargained for a hot young furnace guy with a big juicy dick to cum over instead of a discount... but who knows what tomorrow will bring... mabey the Gods will bless me with a hot furnace guy in dirty jeans and workboots that will skull fuck my face in the cellar downstairs...yeah...i think that would be hot :))

so i hop online and chat up with some fukbuds.... i could so clean my place...do laundry... or hit up the gym again...but id rather fuck...and halfway thru the afternoon, my ass was really getting "the itch"... like craving it.... so i make plans with this guy ive never met b4 who wanted to flip fuck... i shower out good...get dressed in a smelly black jock....wifebeater...cargo, sneakers n sweater and head out... So i get down to this guys place downtown...get upstairs...he opens the door...and he kinda looks off...a bit older and sketchier than his profile shots...but not bad...his pics gave me the impression he had a rough punky edge to him... so as soon as i get in and take off my jacket...he's all over me... hands on my dick...his mouth all over mine and pinching at my nipples... now...what i forgot to tell u guys about... is i alredy had an assfull of spunk b4 i even got to his place... just b4 i left my place... i got a syringe... drew up some cum in a glass ive been saving...shot it deep right up my hole...and then left :))

Yeah...my ass was wet... :))
so buddy gets down and sucks my dick...i turn over and stick my ass into his face... he starts munching away like nuts...im guessing he can smell or taste the load...but i doubt he knows shit...but i can tell he's a true pig ...he can pick up the scent up my hole...and he spent a good 10-15 minutes licking up my hairy crack really good... so im bent over his couch...he aims his dick at my hole...and works it in... he didnt have a huge dick... a nice avg 6-7 incher... a good size dick for my hole in recovery... No need to be a size queen so soon!! LOL
...so he slides in my ass...and when he hits balls deep, my face is burried deep in his couch moaning my head off...and he's moaning like a bitch too, cause i bet he can feel how wet my hole is inside... his dick probably feels really fuckin good in my warm cummy ass...and he has no idea... but i could tell...cause he starts to fuck my hole quickly and i can feel the cum churning and sloshing around in my ass...his dick is gettin pretty slick... we change positions a few times, and i eventually ended up on the couch on my back with my legs up in the air...and he's dicking me good.... his cock would flop outta my hole and i could feel the spooge leak out... he looks down and sees the cum running down my ass, so he gets down there and munches out on my hole for a while...then dicks me again... pulls out.. spunk is dripping out...and he gets back down there and licks all that tasty shit leaking outta my ass... i start laying out the dirty talk....i get him to really pound my hole hard...and tell him to breed my hole full of his cream... This gets most guys over the edge and he started blasting his seed in my ass a few mins later... my ass gets really squishy n shit... i tell him to fuck me harder and push that cream deep in my hole... and it feels fuckin amazing...

Guys after 2 fuckin months of no dick... no cum in my ass... it feels fuckin awesome... and like usually...when i start... sometimes there's no stopping me there...

...but fuck... i gotta leave now... ok... ill be back... boned n stoned later tonite...
ive got 3 more dickings ..... or mabey ill just post this shit...and write about it in the next post... fuck... i can ramble on for ages...

oh...and sorry for the site being sooo slow... The music and one of the movies i posted play simultaneously when u load up the site... My apologies... That shit really fuckin annoys me.. But im not deleting that hot flick... or getting rid of the music... so fuck... Deal with it...

later pigs :p

25.11.08

Meester Christie.... U make Goooooood Cookies!!


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Horny nights call for cummy times....
i am soooooo fuckin hard right now....alredy shot me a load....and my fat dick wont let up.... so you're gonna have to bare with me....
if ur ass was anywhere near me, I'd probably fuck it so raw till u were crying n bleeding...oh yeah...id rape ur hole bitch... bet you'd luv it.... SLUT !!

duuuude....who's been eating all the cookies ??
ive got the last one in my hand....'
should i cum on it??

should i ??

should i really?

hehe

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MMMMMMmmmmmm.....


like Ohhhh myyy God....

MMMMMM

YUMMY

yeah....

Y Stands for Yummy....& Its T...in my Tummy...

YUMS !! That last cookie was ummm... really fuckin good...
now its gone...

all is lost ...

bye bye...

bye bye...

bye...

(i told u bitches u had to deal with my stoned moments too...it cant always be about my perverted sex life)

fuck... crumbs all over the keaboard...
dontcha hate it when cookie gets caught in the back of ur teeth...like dude... i dont wanna brush them again!

23.11.08

Snap the Fuck out of it !!

ok... U guys ALL SUCK!!

...u know that contest i announced...The Send me an email or msg about ur hotest fantasy or best fuckin piggy sex ever... well... NONE...and i mean NONE of U sent me shit!! Even the regular guys that send me all sorts of messages and tell me about their sexcapades havent sent anything in awhile...like Fuuuuuck!! Is November really getting to U guys...

Like Snap the Fuck Out of It!!

ok...and one last announcement.... Some ugly muther fucker is threatening to shut down my blog....its only cause i told him he was an ugly fucker...and i didnt wanna have anything to do with the bullshit he was writing me about... and i guess he couldnt take the constructive critisism... Like dudes! If ur fugly...and u cant take the heat... just fuckin chill... not everyone likes fugly dudes... not every guy is into me either... I dont take it personally... but just cause your FAT...UGLY...and think u can push all ur excess Weight around.... dont u go thinking u can threaten me with shutting down the blog... Liks AS IF... id be pissed off as fuck... but seriously... I'll be back up and running by 5 am the next morning... Ill send out a cpl messages to my fellow piggy bloggers, and you'll all be back to strokin ur dicks to my shit in no time :))

So everyone... smoke a spliff...and stop being haters....ok!! Fuck!!
Snap the Fuck out of it!!

so... last nite... long story short...cause i wanna hit the gym b4 dark here.... everyone cancels on me... it was a really fuckin cold nite...and everyone is going into Hibernation Mode here... even the pigs r tucking each other in early...geez... i fuckin hate winter!! So i decide fuck em... im gonna have a pig nite solo... So i smoke up... go out to slut n dance... chat up some peeps... no one wanted to get dicked in the bathroom stalls... so i hit the tubs... its packed... full of fuckin tweakers n lookers.... found some guys playing dirty n raw in a big sling room... joined in.... watched a bunch of big dicked fuckers fuck this older guys hole that was dripping goo everywhere... sucked some dick... and then suddenly this hot tanned guy bends me over... sticks his dick in my hole...and starts pounding away at my ass... everyone's lookin over at us and telling him to breed me and fill my ass with cum... im just moaning like a stoned up drunken bitch, taking my dicking in stride... i could feel his cock twitch several times... so i knew he was close... and then he tells me he's gonna cum and fill my ass....and wam, i could feel his dick twitch in my ass....and it was one of the only times i could actually feel each spurt of spunk actually spurt in my hole.... and then everything gets all gooey n mushy...he pulls his dick out and i get right down and clean every drop off... oh yeah... there's no fuckin way im wasting that shit... and my ass tasted really fuckin good guys... like wow... ive sooooo fuckin missed being a bottom.... My aggressive top moods arent over either... but cmon... I luv spreading my hole for dick...u all know that... Its time to get back to basics here.... LOL

So that was that... i spent the next 3 hours walking and fooling around with all the other tweakers n lookers... like i sooo hate the tubs on saturday... all the guys r so retarted... some of these Fat nasty fuglies would rub themselves up to me...and id be like "Hands off fucker!! ...i dont like climbing mountains!!" ...yeah, i can be an asshole... but like fuck... i dont want nasty ugly fucks rubbing me up and down when im passing them in the hall or getting in n out of the steam room...JEEZ !! Hands off Fuglies...

Snap the Fuck Out of It !! I dont fuckin like the fuglies, fatties and the geriatric crowd... Ok... so all i was looking for was a young slutty cumhole bitch to take my dick and load... but there was no fuckin slutty kid around taking dick... all the bottoms and guys in jocks were old n shit.... like, not my thing... I usually like to fuck younger guys... and get fucked by older guys... but that aint always the rule... ive fucked some really hot older guys (in their 30's)... and let some super hot young twinks breed my ass over the years... but yeah... whatever twinks were at the tubs last nite, were running around like little girls in pacts and/or hanging out with the tweaked out muscle mary's that typically push all the drugs around the tubs...

So...i sat in the jacuzzi for awhile... and let the jets spray all over my hole... it feels sooooo fuckin good when ur stoned...try it!! So i was aching to go to the bathroom after gettin all that air sprayed up my ass in the hot tubs... so i hit a toilet stall...hover over...cause there aint no fuckin way im sitting on that nasty thing... and im letting out the biggest fuckin farts u could ever fuckin imagine.... Its all just air right!! Air from gettin fucked... air from the jacuzzi jets... but the farts sound juicy !! cause of the water jets in the hot tub...and the guys load from earlier starts dripping and leaking outta my ass... I could totally hear guys laughing in the distance, cause i sware my farts were echoing everywhere...and it was funny as FUCK !!! LOL im farting away a storm... squishy cum is leaking outta my hole... there was this big stringy, clumpy piece of cum just dangling outta my hole for a min.... sometimes u wish u had a camera at hand for those Kodak moments!! ... cmon guys... we're all human...dont be so fuckin squieemish... we all need to fart, piss n shit!

Snap the Fuck Out of IT!!

ohhh... I wanted to post this vid.... its vanilla-ish... but its sooo fuckin hot!
...Carlos...and that btm bitch ( i forget his name) fuck really good together... hot chemistry... and that foot licking half way thru the vid... awesome... some guys need to start exploring their feet some more... Feet r hot... Feet r sexy.. And feet should be kept groomed... Snap the fuck outta those taboos... and suck the toes of the next fuckin bottom thats impaled on ur cock, with his feet in ur face... try it... see what happens :))



ok boys... i gotta run... And ive got a contingency plan for a shut down... A lot of sites seem to be shuttin down lately... There must be alot of really Repressed, Angry Fat Fugglies out there....

LOL...(Fuck U !! U Fat Fugly Muther Fuckers!! U know exactly who U are!!)

21.11.08

Playing Footsie....

ok...like i just woke the fuck up...it aint that late... its just past 11 am... i dont have to be in at work until 1pm... and my dickwadd, gay closet case co-worker calls to tell me where his office is located.... see im visiting one of our sister affiliate partners to do this teaching shit.... like ok buddy... i know exactly where the fuk u guys r located!! Im still waking the fuck up and im half way thru a joint and a coffee!! Stop disturbing me!! ....Everyone knows im not a morning person....ill snap at anything....dont even fuckin talk to me b4 noon!! If u want some ass...show me ur dick...and ill bend over... and just keep ur yappy trap shut !!
...LOL...there's like no fuckin way im going there sober... and buddy has got to admit he likes sucking dick... i've worked together with him for like 8 years and he's still barely outta the closet, and he's the nelliest fucking thing you've ever seen... he like Totally wants to suck my dick!! Im the hot looking buff gay guy at the office every chick wishes they could get their hands on in the copyroom... he's just the closet case gay guy every chick wants to be-friend and invite to dinner parties... see there's a diff... its huge... the chicks wanna get into my pants if they could....and they just leave him alone cause "u can tell" he just loves it up the ass manerisms... so i can usually get chicks that crave dick to do anything for me at work... LOL

woah...guys ...im like too baked here... i needs me a nice cold shower b4 i go into work.... fuk... i dont have the time to blog bout my piggy shit last nite...hmmm, that'll have to wait.... ill finish bloggin when i get back in tonite... and fuck me...tonite...its one of many Work Xmas Parties... The 1st of many.... It Begins... The Jolliness.... The Fakeness... The Retardedness...The Gimme a Line of Coke Right the Fuck Now parties that i must endure... If you've been reading from the beginning kids... you'll know i completely well hate socializing with my co-workers... in every way, shape or form... I dont even like walking down the street during a coffee break with any of them.... thats how retardo they are... i dont wanna be seen in public with them... Actually two very good friends of mine work with me.... but they dont count... cause we're rarely if ever at work at the same time together... You're probably all wundering what the fuk i do...

You'd never guess...and never will... You'd be shocked... You'd probably call them and report me.... They have noooooo fuckin clue what kinda pig they got on their hands there... And thank god, drug testing is illegal here in Canada!! What they do south of the border is soooooo illegal and soooo wrong... a friend of a friend of mine i was talking to last week was telling me she had to pee in a cup and get blood drawn along with her acceptance offer at a bank south of border ?!?! like at a bank ?!?! ...in Buffalo !! (like those of u that live in Buffalo---Life gave u guys the wrong end of the stick, I know!!) cmon... seriously... if u were an airline pilot, bus driver or something... ok...mabey... i actually fuck around with a yng pig who drives a bus...LOL...fuck if he got tested on a monday morning...would they ever fuckin kick his ass out the door... In canada if anyone even got asked to give blood or pee in a cup to accept a job...There would be like a big fuckin lawsuit bigger than an OJ Simpson trial up here... Ya!! We Canadians fuckin rock!! Tokers unite!! ....which totally fuckin leads me to a bunch of bitches that should probably get tested...but never do...

Flight attendants.... Oh yes... Flight attendants.... If they started random testing of all them at airports around the globe.... every fuckin airline would be grounded and buried 6 feet under... People would stop flying.... Everyone will take land, mule, and fishing trawler to their next exotic travel destination...Haha... Those bitches i will refer to as Trolly Dollies, are some of the most coke'd up, meth'd up bitches ever!!! how do i know this shit... ive been intimate with the industry... Ive fucked...dated... wined n dined with many a flight bitch... and got quite a few friends who trolly dolly... and they'll tell me... Str8 up...over half the fucking crew is cummin off coke after a layover.... and they personally regularly smuggle (alot) of fuckin shit in their luggage.... Like i fuckin mean, Trolly Dollies usually have a pharmacy of pills, salts, and herbal remedies just leaking outta their asses... but one thing i gotta say about em... They all have really high fuckin sex drives....

....which totally leads us to the slut i knocked up last nite.... but i gotta run off to work now... or ill be late... eeks... ill blog later tonight when i get back in... but im sure u can guess who i knocked up.... Dont we all luv slutty flight attendant sex!! They are such sluts!!! I luv em... they're the best!! Trash with a hint of class... LOL
ok...im outta here....

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yo ho ho bitches...

im back... from that fuckin party.... Blahhhhhhhh
...and that was one of the most lively parties so far to date for them...

me n my hot blonde chick date co-worker walk in together... we look the shit n part together... we're like fuckin hot lookin shit arm n arm...meetin n greetin everyone...

ok...its 2am...im fuckin exhausted....ive been driving..toking...working...drinking...all fuckin day.. im bushed... think i needs me a sleep...
ok... ill tell u all about the slutty flight attendant later...in the morn... nitey fuckin nite :)

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ok...fuck me...thats better...bright n shiney morning....coffee in my hand... and a hard cock in the other....ahhhhh.....back to normal... LOL

bong's lit... tunes r playin... and all these pigs online r dying to ride my dick later.... i dunno if its me... but is toronto gettin sleazier?? I got this hot portuguese guy... a muscled up gym bunny and a goodlookin older piggy couple lookin to fuck....
hmmm....i just fuckin got up... ill let em squirm for awhile....the ones that r really horned up and wanna fuckin party will get back to me later...yeah...im horned up like any other morning...but im not running out into the cold to meet anyone just yet... besides... i gotta tell u pigs about the slut...
...the trolly dolly...

so this is a guy ive seen online for awhile...like a few years...but never really chatted with the pig b4... he's frenchie....so u know he's a fuckin slut whore alredy... so i just fuckin logged online the other day, totally minding my own business, and his profile is suddenly in toronto...and im like, hmmmm...he must be visiting or something... so we start chatting... he's staying at some hotel downtown by the train station...i wanted to get off my ass and hit the gym too, so im like great...lets fuck dude :p

i dunno why i did it...but i felt like it... i hop in the shower and clean my ass...havent like done that in ages... and lemme tell ya... it was realy fucking gross... ive been eating alot of this granola cereal lately...so it wasnt pretty.... but after awhile...all was good...and i thought "fuck...i dont really feel like getting fucked...but hey...my ass feels good...u never know!!" ...which leads me to our sponsor today....
if u pigs r reading here in Canada (cause i doubt u guys south of the border have any of this shit)... Pigboy...Urs truly...highly recommends...(fuck lemme go run & get the box...i cant remember :)

President's Choice - Double Chocolate Crunch cereal
..."its a blend of chocolate and chocolate chip vanilla granola clusters, made with whole grain oats, rice, and real cocoa"
...and its really fucking goooooood dude.... available from ur local Loblaws or Superstore!!

...and now back to the slut...

so its fuckin cold as fuck outside here lately... so i head downtown... on public transit.... fuck me... i cant fuckin staaaand public transit... and when ur baked guys... it aint prettier.... everyone is soooo.... soooo yucky and smelly... these paki's come and stand near me and they smell like fish... or like icky white trash is picking their teeth across the aisle from me... or these rastafarian rappy pimpy lookin guys think they're The Shit, and look like their gonna pop a cap in someones ass if u even touch them.... Like Fuuuuuck... i fuckin hate public transit!!! ....but there was no fuckin way i was gonna pay 10-15 bucks to park downtown either.... so i get to the sluts hotel...get in the elevator...and this family of 4 walk in...push a button and slide a card into a slot and up we go.... we reach their floor...the doors close and it takes me back to the lobby!! im like fuck!! what the fuck... the slut coulda warned me... how embarassing would that be, if ur going to fuck someone at 3am in their hotel... and u return back to the lobby with the guys behind the desk sneaking looks at you.... so i txt his cell...and he pops down to get me.... at 1st glance in the elevator i can tell he's a big french pig... ohhh, i forgot to mention... he works for the frenchie airline... the one i flew most of the time this summer... yeah...those fuckin bitches !! ...so the hole time i was there, slapping him around and spitting in his face, i was calling him a french slutty whore.... he luved it...

So we get into his room... start going at it right away... the clothes r flying everywhere and the pig play begins... this is the part where i test the waters... i start to really pinch nipples hard... push him around abit... give a guy a slap or two... talk a bit dirty.... hork some spit on a guy's face... u know? test the waters... see how far i can go... Is this gonna be a quick suck, fuck n dump session.... Or is this a guy who'll let me tie him up...slap him around and take anything i got.... Well...i could tell we wouldnt get too rough... but he was luvin the rough handling.... i bring out a baggie of grass and we chill out for abit smokin up... i think he told me he had taken some Tina earlier...but i told him i wasnt into any of that shit... i just gave him a big hard smack and horked a gob of spit on his face and said "only fuckin french piggy whores like u, smoke shit like that!"... "betcha ur one of the sluttiest holes in paris slut"... LOL
i can get really fuckin verbal... i luv talkin dirty.... and caling a slut exactly what he is...just as much as i like being treated like a whore when im bottoming...

I can Dish it Out as much as I can Take It !!
so me n frenchie slut spent like 3 fuckin hours piggin out...my phone was going off like crazy with friends calling me to go out...and my hands were either deep in his hole or my dick was busy pounding his ass.... Guys... this fuckin sluts hole was awesome.... i spent awhile eating his hairy hole out...fuckin tasty as fuck.... and then id stroke up my fat dick and dick his hole for awhile... he had a nice wet hole...and i coulda fucked it for hours... id just ram and slap his ass, with loud Splat Splat noises.... and we had chatted earlier about fisting... so i totally knew what i was getting into... this guys hole would fuckin open up wide... he was a really hungry slut... id sit there and spit gobs down his open hole... and slowly work my fingers and hand in there.... OK... i dunno how many of u guys r into fisting n shit... but i fuckin luv fisting a hot slutty guy.... ive never been fisted myself...ever! ...but i really luv taking my time to work n stretch a guy's hole open.... like it's really fuckin hot... im always rock fuckin hard doing it... and the fun part is, once u get to working ur fist in there...u can pull out...ram ur cock in there again...and alternate jabbing ur fist n dick in there.... Well... lets just fuckin say...this fuckin french slut... his hole was hungry... he wanted both!! YUP.... he wanted both my hand, and dick inside.... i havent met alot of guys that can handle it all...but having ur hand wrapped around ur hard dick, deep up a nice fuckin hole...and jerking urself off inside, while the slut is moaning like a bitch is really fuckin hot!!

So...like i said...i could go on and on and on...but we spent 3 fuckin hours fucking...fisting...and rolling around in bed pigging out... it was fuckin hot... but thats not all... seriously... i havent even gotten to the best part... So... think back... Presidents Choice, Granola... my clean n showered ass.... we'd both be lying back in bed doing a 69.... my fist would be up his hole...and he would finger my ass....at one point i went down on his dick... Got it really hard... got on all 4's on the bed and told him to stick it in.... it was like i snapped... my hole just fuckin was soooo hungry... it was taking me over.... so he gets lots of lube like i told him too... and he works his dick into my ass... he wasnt huge or anything... he had a nice fat 7 incher... like dude... my ass has been on hiatus... im really not lookin for the huge porkers just yet... so he slides into my ass...and its feeling good... really fucking good... like its been over 2 fuckin months since ive been dicked... almost like i totally forgot what it was like... im not fully convinced my hole is 100% healed... so i told him to go slow... and i was ready to pull off his dick at the 1st sign of trouble... but it was really good... my ass was luvin it... i just kept on moaning my fuckin head off and telling him to dick me.... we flipped around onto my back and he stuck his dick back inside... id use my feet and slap him in the face....and make him smell n lick them while he fucked me... i totally fuckin luv gettin my feet played with... especially when a nice dick is in my hole...Luv It!! ....then we start doing these fuckin Kama Sutra positions in the bed...and im really fuckin luvin his dick in my ass.... i was still in total fuckin control... i was still talkin dirty shit and moaning... but its fun to flip flop and let the other guy dick ur hole too... so after 20 mins of gettin dicked... i could tell he was nowhere near shootin a load...and my hole was gettin just a bit sore... so i pulled off him...and told him that was it....Like i was totally fuckin impressed with myself... that was a really good fuckin dicking.... im not rushing it... like i said... I'll be riding lots of fuckin dick in the new year... I want my hole fully operational... Im gonna be slowly working it back into shape.... small to medium dicks and some nice smooth fucking...lots of lube...and slowly working up the time i let a guy dick me... oh yeah... Happy Fuckin New Dick Year dudes !!!

so wait... still not over... so i start working on frenchies hole again.... fucking it.... working my hand in deep and twisting it around inside and making him squirm like the slut he is... and he wispers something in my ear... im like "oh yeah"!! I grab the lube and goop it all over my foot...he goops up his ass...so im just lying back on the bed...and he's down on my foot...stretching his hole open and slowly lowering himself on my foot.....id wiggle my squishy toes inside his ass...and i was soooo fuckin luvin it... until u try it guys... it feels amazing... took him a min or two...but he got his ass totally wrapped around my hole fuckin foot... his ass was down to my ankle and he started to ride my foot up n down... the site of watching this fuckin french bitch riding my foot had me rock hard.... feeling his squishy warm hole wrapped around my foot and wiggling my toes around in his warm hole felt fucking amazing!! He didnt ride my foot for that long... but it was 5 mins of fun well spent... once he pulled off my foot.... i just threw him over and rammed my dick deep in his ass and started really fuckin him raw and hard.... i slowly worked my hand inside too and started to jack my dick off inside his ass... i was looking him right in the fuckin eyes... there was some really good fuckin chemistry there... and after playing for 3 hours, i really wanted to shoot my load deep in his hole...so id pull out...fist him hard for abit... and slam my dick and hand inside and jerk off in his hole over n over for awhile... he was begging for a load... and nuthin beats stretching and fisting out a hole with cum as lube... so me and the bitch r really talkin dirty... well i was... he just moaned and nodded while i slapped and spit on his face.... so i could feel my balls churn...my hand is stroking my dick deep in his hole, and i can tell its gonna get really wet in a min... i start shooting globs of goo inside his ass... and my load is fuckin everywhere...its coating my dick... its all over my hand inside... it was one big fucking cummy mess...and i just kept fuckin shooting and shooting globs of goo inside his ass....and the funny part was i had shot a load earlier that morning... but there was alot of fuckin junk churning in my balls... so i keep on fucking the slut another cpl of mins... we start to slow down... we're just kissing and im rocking back n forth with my dick in his hole... and i luv feeling his warm stretched out squishy hole around my dick... like wouldnt u wanna stick ur dick in there after me?? i luv sloppy 2nds and 3rds... fuck... i luv sloppy fuckin hole period!!

so after some cuddling...chattin and a quick shower.. i dress up... and tell the pig he should fly into toronto more often... it was the sluts 1st time here.... apparently he flies into montreal alot, being a frenchie slut n all for the frenchie fuckin airline... but something tells me he might bid for some more toronto flights...LOL... that was one fucking hot slut hole i totally wanna tap it again... My foot wants to totally fuckin tip-tap his hole again... I'll go get a fuckin pedicure for him!! haha... (ok seriously guys... foot care is essential... just cause ur a piggy guy doesnt mean u cant take care of ur feet!! ...keep em clean...use mosturizer...keep the nails trim...and thats all u need!! ) I like em sweaty...but i want em clean.. if i see any shit on ur feet, there's no fuckin way im going near em...my feet... always in great condition... it be nice if more of u fuckin guys would go down and lick em more often!!

So by then it was late... no fuckin way i was hitting the gym... So i meet some friends at this huge new resto/bar/lounge opening up near my place... Free booze.. free food... private event... I think it'll end up being one of our new hangouts... So my friends r like "So u were at the gym huh?" ...and i could tell they didnt believe me... Like what am i gonna say... "I just had a french whore ride up n down my foot!!" ...yeah... they know im dirty... but they have noooo fuckin clue to what extent :)))
LOL

Later pigs...

18.11.08

My Wish List....

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(cheers to Sperm-my-Cumhole for posting this hot shit :))

Hot Hot fuckin stuff!! ...but this shit only happens in porn....

like... when would anyone be as lucky....to be surrounded by 10 hot guys...& get bred by them one by one in a row??? ...only in porn.... and thats why we watch it!!

lol... i always try to do alot of stuff i see in porn...i luv to re-enact the situations...dress the part... its fuckin fun... mabey i gotta buy me a nanny cam & secretly film some of the shit i get upto....that would be fun!! ...id have to get a backpack with a mobile hidden cam...cause most of my sleazy pigouts happen on the road.... but i could totally hide a cam im my bedroom and film a hot fukbud climbing thru my window for a hard late nite rape fuk!! i gotta look into that...Mabey ill put it in my xmas wish list.....

ive been good Santa!! Ive taken every load thrown in my direction up my ass like a good little boy this year!! And ive bred every hole that deserved my jizz load nice n deep....ive never pulled out!! LOLOL.... Saaaanta Claus is Cummiiiiiiing to Towwwwnnnn !!!!

i know what i want !! A hot thick dicked Brazilian Pimp....he feeds my habit for weed...& sells my ass for seed... its a Win-Win !! ...just see below... the top can pimp me out any fuckin time :p

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U better not hide!
U better not lie!
U better not try...Im tellin U Whyyy....

Santa Claus is cuuuuuuumiiiiiing to Toooowwwwwwnnnn !!

fuk...am i ever stoned.... When the fuk do i ever sing christmas carols... Holy shit !! im freaking myself out here.... if my friends saw me singing this shit i think they'd rush me to a priest LOLLOL !!

i might even end up posting Christmas Carols on the music player... Haha !! I luv that Japanese song on there... i sing along with it in some sorta broken up stoned version of english & it cracks me up all the time...& Dj Champion...they're awesome....they're Canadian from the East Coast...Dontcha know eh!! I luv em..those cakey Maritimers...They're the best to light up a nice joint with & shoot the shit with eh!! I wanna go visit the House they Filmed Anne of Green Gables in!! Walk in all stoned eh!! And fuk some red headed 18 y/o tour guide in the cellar eh!!

fuk... I got a big wish list for ya Santa!! :))

16.11.08

Squishy endings....

fuk... this vid gave me a rock hard boner ....there's no fucking or suckin.... but even if ur not into bondage, restraints n shit....watching this hot fuckin buffed up guy get abused is pretty fuckin hot...


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fuk me... if i find the 2nd part....it'll be posted faster than u can say, Yes Sir!!
LOL

ok...im off to the gym....gonna make a detour 1st and knock up some hole... Sunday's r awesome... all the partiers & tweakers from the nite b4 r finally cummin off their shit, gettin horned up...and every hole wants a load.... i logged onto this one hookup site for 15 mins & i had like 8 invitations to breed ass....
...so lets see how it goes....
later pigs

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ok.... 1 day later here....

i had me a busy day yest...sorta...

i hit up some ass...

hit up the gym...

then hit the grill pit...

with some chicks

then hit some reef....

...and went to sleep...

Jeez...whats up with me trying to rap.... I just wrote something new up on my D-list profile too... i dont know where my divine intuition cums from...its just genius given to me by the Gods of Grass....LOL

ok...so yesterday's hole...well....lets keep this short cause it was disappointing to say the least....

But 1st, a message from out sponsor...

- If u or one of ur fukbuddy tweaker friends is a cripple... Please disclose that shit so that i can bail out early...Thanks !!

- If u dont think ur ass is up for a good hard fucking.... Please let me know so i can go tap another hole.... Thanks!!

And now back to our regularly scheduled program....

So!! ...some fukbuddy of mine is online, and he's telling me he's Uptown at this guys place, and there's a cpl of guys there partyin n shit....and he wants cock...nice eh!! Yeah...ok...so far so good.... he sends me the profiles and pics of the other guys too... i check em out... hmmm... both good...both good... no fuglies...awesome... all of us R hot... lets party!! So i dress up... Grab some shit for the gym, cause i was headed uptown anyhow to hit up the weights....
...get to this place in some la di da, well off too-do neighbourhood uptown...knock on the door... and this little skinny blonde tweaker opens up the door... ok... he wasnt like totally hot lookin... more like overused, white blonde trash... but he looks fuckable... so i get in... my buddy's on the couch... and some mulatto guy is there too.... I can tell everyone's pretty tweaked.... so was i...but im just stoned...not fucked up like a tweaker.... so we're sorta chillin... we're 4 hot guys chillin naked on the couch on a cold winter day (and its been fuckin Cold here lately)!! ....and something felt off...i dunno...the chemistry wasnt there....it should have been...but it wasnt...so im thinking...ok...whats gonna fuckin happen next??

...me n mulatto r chattin it up... he's a really nice guy.... nice body... and has a nice lookin dick too... mabey not as nice as mine... but nice... and my fukbuddy is right beside me... he's got a semi chub....which is pretty chub, cause when he's rock hard ...he's 10 fuckin inches hard ....he's got a nice thick fat cock... so i get down on my knees...start suckin off my buddy....when outta the corner of my eye...i look beside me... whitey tweaker boy starts taking off his track pants and i just glimpse at his leg....and what do i see?? What Do I SEE!!!!

...fuck!! ....i dont see a leg.... not a real one at least... Its a fuckin plastic one....AGGHHHH!!!! ok...dude...when ur stoned...shit like that can really fuckin freak u out.... so i shut up... im still suckin dick... but inside me, i was fuckin screaming like a little chick who saw a monster!! ...eeks...i was kinda grossed out...freaked out...turned off...and just fuckin mad no one said shit b4.... so i look up at him...and im like "dude...ummm...." ...and he could tell i was freaked out... and he's like "yeah...its a fake one" Like fuck me!! Does this happen to anyone of U?!?! Am I the only one this shit u only read about happens too!!!
I felt sorry for the guy.... he was young... younger than me... missin a whole leg...and his other one (i wont say the good one)... well it looked really mangled up kinda... like it had been burnt and messed up too...but healed... like fuck... mabey the guy was in some car or biking accident... i dont fuckin know... its really sad...but i was totally freaked out... i couldnt bring myself to touch him or anything the whole afternoon....

so....us other 3....we sorta spent the better part of 3 hours suckin eachother's dicks... teasing holes...rimming...kissing...and fucking... my buddy...who was begging me for dick over the phone...tells us he's sore and cant take anymore... so me n mulatto guy r like "fuuuuuuck"....so i was a good sport...and rode both of their dick heads...lotsa spit for lube...and i rode their dicks as much as i could... my hole's on the repair!! ...i hadnt even showered my ass...but all was clean... when i licked off their dicks after each poke...they just tasted like ass... My fuckin Tasty Ass :)) mmm mmm fuckin good!! After awhile i just ate out my buddy's hole...stroked my dick up hard... and shot a big fuckin all over his hole and jabbed my dick in... got down on my knees and ate his cummy hairy hole out...rubbing my load all over my stubbly face....fuck yeah!! Then we sorta chilled, stroked, fucked n sucked a bit more....cripple tweaker just sorta watched most of the time... he was really fuckin tweaked... wouldnt cum near me cause he totally sensed i was freaked out by him...and at one point he stepped on my fuckin foot with his prosthetic leg....and I screamed out "AAAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOOUUUUUCHHHHH!!!!!!"
...Yeah...

Oh what fun!!
... it is to ride!!
....on a one leg wooden sleigh!!!

Jingle Bells!! Batman Smells!!
...the Joker laid an egg!!

Oh What Fun!!!
It is to Ride!!
On a 9 inch dick today!

HAHAH...tis the season bitches...Lets get Jolly...And Fuck like rabbits... I know the holidays R probably depressing as shit for most of u muther fuckers out there... we're fags... the Holiays r supposed to be Depressing...Dreadful and Dreary...
but lets make it Festive...Fuckaliscious...and Fun for All!!

...ok...so where the fuk was i ... i dunno... i came on my buddy's hole...hung around to see if anyone else was gonna blow a load...but after an hour, i was just gettin fuckin bored...and i didnt wanna miss out on the gym...so i got dressed and got the fuck out... i liked the mulatto guy...he was cool... id have a drink out and ride his dick again... him n cripple tweak boy were apparently "bf's" back in the day... and i was like wow! ...u gotta be a saint to date someone like that... i know i couldnt... i dont have the stomach or the guts to befriend the disabled... yeah... im a cold hearted bitch... i dunno... its a stigma... i was raised and brought up to be fearful of them... i blame my parents for that one... i mean, i have no fuckin problems, helping to steer anyone around my workplace in a wheelchair...or hold the crutches so they can balance themselves.... but dont ask me to prepare a candle lit dinner and spread my ass for a cripple...im sorry....EEEK!!

...so on the way out... i ask my fukbuddy...Did u know about him?? And he's like no...and im like "seriously..u didnt know shit?...like there was no way u coulda warned me?!?!" ....fuck....he's seriously not impressing me lately.... i might have to cut him off for a bit... there's a lot of other fuks that want my attention... we'll see... like...i dont fuck around alot... im a busy guy... i only get the chance to pigout Once... maaaaaybe twice a week... so when i do... i want to have a fuckin fun piggy time.... i dont wanna deal with tight ripped up sore holes... uber tweakiness... and wooden fuckin legs crushing my foot!! jeeeeezus!!

well... if anything... when i stepped on the gym scale...i was 5 pounds lighter...so i was like awesome!! Haha... but everyone's alredy tellin me i look skinny... i need to bulk up a bit and gain the weight in muscle... And later on, me and some friends hit up this thai restaurant... and it had a Grill Pit in the middle of the table...All U can Eat for $12.95 !! So u know what the fuck i hit up... The waiter kept on bringing me plates of raw food...and we just fuckin threw it on the grill and picked at it with chop sticks... When u think of it... I did all the work...You'd think they'd give me a discount on the bill for cooking all the shit myself... but it was still pretty fun... I gotta hit that place up again when im baked good...i luv it!!

so thats all i gots to share with u pigs... Yup... not all that exciting... i bet none of u shot a load.... I wouldnt have shot a load reading my own post today... but whatever... I'll make up for it next week :))

here... lets finish it off with a quick hot squishy ending :))


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15.11.08

Playbill...

Playbill
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Best Actor: Pigboy
Best Supporting Actor: Pigs
Best Slut Bottom: Jockboy
Best Cock: Blatino
Best Wet Hole: Latina
...and the Host: Tweaks

Prologue
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So the other day...im online...strokin my dick...really just minding my own business...when Tweaks msgs me...tells me he has a cpl of guys over at his place... (just a little history on me n Tweaks- met him b4...he's fugly...and the only reason he gets anyone over to his place is cause he gives out free party favours...i think he's kinda pathetic...cause alot of guys i know dont like him...but they go over for the party favours...that and he tends to attract a piggy crowd to his place) ...sooooo, ive declined several invitations from Tweaks to goto his place over the last year...but the other day...im like "what the fuck"... so i put some shit on....just a wifebeater n jeans...and head on over....smelly...i didnt shower...like id fuckin shower for Tweaker n friends....

(curtain call)

Act I
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so i knock on the door...and Pigs answers...not Tweakers....never met Pigs...but Pigs is pretty hot...looks like he's in his 30's...bit of scruff....hairy chest...shaved head...cute pig...dirty pig...he fuckin turned me on... so we head on in...Pigs is like all fuckin mesmerized by me...im like...spare me dude...i know im hot...whatever...and i get in...chuck the cloths...and meet the other bitches...Tweakers is smokin some crack pipe....Blatino is on the bed gettin sucked off by latina... ok...nice...everyone here is pretty good lookin except for Tweakers...so im not fuckin touching him... i just plop my ass down...pull out my fat dick...and shove Pigs face into my dick and get him to suck me off....he starts gettin verbal... i can tell he wants me to rough him up....so i start spitting on his face...slapping him around.... then Latina and Blatino get on my cock...then i get on Blatino's cock...he's got a nice fat dick...dark 9 incher...rock hard....if my ass was in working order..id totally fuckin rape his dick...so everyone is fuckin suckin dick for awhile...everyone is slurpin everyone else's fuckin spit they left dripping off the last dick.... so i look up at Blatino and tell him to fuck Latina....Latina was masculine...but kinda shy lookin...didnt talk much...and i wanted to watch the bitch get fucked by a fat dick...so Blatina fucks him a bit while Pigs works on my dick with his mouth.... Latina pulls off the dick, so i tell Blatino to fuk Pigs... i really wanna fuck pigs...but i want Blatino's fat dick to open up his hole... So Blatino bends Pigs over and starts workin his hole into Pigs...Pigs is fuckin moanin and im spitting into his eyes and slappin him around like he wanted me too....they sorta fuck for a few mins....so i get off my ass and feel up Latina...his hole's wet...so i work my cock in his ass and start slamming in hard...he only takes it for a few mins and pulls off of my dick... so i get Pigs to suck my dick off good...bend the bitch over and take a nice ride on his ass...Blatino did a good job opening up his hole...wasnt wet like Latina's...but my dick sunk in nice n deep....

Act II
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so i start fuckin Pigs doggie on the floor...Tweakers is like i dunno the fuk where...one minute he's on his computer probably trying to invite more tweaky bitches over...one minute he's changing the porn...the next minute he's running off to the bathroom or something....like no one wants to play with him...kinda sad...thats why i dont really like going to Tweakers often... he's pathetic.... but who fuckin cares now... im fuckin pluggin some nice hole here...me n Pigs fuck a bit...but he wants to take it over to the bed... Pigs wants to get all romantic n shit... i start fuckin laughing in his face...i hork on him... then he's like "U wanna do dinner sometime" ....i started coughing and i horked a big glob on him...and i reply "mabey"...LOL.... guys... he was a cute hot Pig... thats why im calling him Pigs... he wanted me to spit, hork and hit him...its his thing! and im totally into it too.... i fuckin remember we started to sniff eachothers pits.... he had these really fuckin stinky pits...like super sweaty n musky...i think my nose n tougue were glued to his pits for 10 mins...and his were glued to mine too... i hadnt fuckin showered for a whole day n nite...so mine were pretty rank too...luv it!! So were gettin high sniffin our pits like they were the best poppers on the planet...and in walks Jockboy... i dunno who the fuck Jockboy was...he looked like some tweaked out 20 year old with a rugby type of build...super whitey...but super cutey too... he puts on a white jock and leaves his socks on...actually i kept mine on too...i kept on shoving them in everyones face.... so Jockboy bends over...starts smoking the fuckin Tina pipe from Tweakers....and he's bent over suckin Tweakers...ewww...well...at least Tweakers gets a blowjob and attention from someone.... Jockboy's ass is sooo perfectly framed in the jock...and it aint a skinny white ass...its a fuckin nice round white jock ass...and his hole fuckin looked hot!! ...so i pry myself off Pigs...and tell him i gotta get this kid's ass...i spit down on this kid's hole and try to work my dick in...he's kinda tight...so i tell Pigs to fuck him... Pigs gets down...eats out the boy's hole...sticks his dick in and rides Jockboy for a bit...i pull him off after a bit...spit on my dick and ram it str8 into Jockboy's ass....he was yelping like a cunt...turns his head over... he had no fuckin clue who's dick was in his hole...looks over at me...gives me a big grin...and starts sniffin a bottle of poppers....so i go at his ass for awhile...im slammin him hard, then teasing his hole nice n slow and speeding up again b4 i pound and slap his ass hard bent over in his jock... i can feel my load boiling...but i sooo dont wanna fuckin blow yet...so i pull out...tease his hole some more...and grab Pigs and pull him onto the bed...


(intermission)
go have a fuckin smoke...go piss...go lite another J.... this is your time... i give u permission to take a break....





ok...get the fuck back bitches...Curtain Call !!


Act III
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...me n Pigs start talkin all dirty again...i tell him i almost bred the Jockboy...so i ask him if he'd rather i knock up the jockboy or knock him up... he's like "u could knock up the jock, and ill eat him out...but if u knock me up, we'll have really good lookin kids"... so i had to fuckin laugh at that one...Im like fine Pigs!!...i bend him over on the bed and start pluggin away at his hole.... we musta fucked doggie for like 15 mins...so then i flip him over and throw his legs up and slam my dick into his used wet hole....he fuckin luvs it...and i think he wanted to look me in the eyes....i kinda wanted to look in his eyes too... sometimes i dont like looking at a bitch or a fucker in the eyes when ur shooting or gettin bred...but sometimes u really wanna look into a pigs eyes when he breeds n seeds u....u know what i mean :)
so im slamming away at his hole for another 10 mins...we're like loud...we're ignoring the rest of the group.... jockboy is with Tweakers...Blatino and Latina r fucking...but everyone is looking over to the bed and watching us fuck....i dont mind the audience...fuck ...this is like an intimate show.... its not like fucking on the beach with 40 onlookers....you have to hand out programs for the fuckin performance...naw...this is small....private performance.... so me n Pigs r really talking dirty...my dick is drilling in n outta his ass...im spitting n smacking his face....he's beggin n moaning for a load....so after 15 solid fuckin mins of ripping that hole apart i just had to fuckin shoot...i didnt even ask the bitch ...like id care what he wanted... the way he was letting me treat him, he totally wanted fuckin seed... i mean, mention of our beautiful children sorta seals the deal, no?

Act IV
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...i throw a nice good hork into Pigs face...he's lickin it up...he's dripping sweat everywhere...im biting down on his sweaty smelly armpits and hairy chest n pecs while my dick is slammin in his hole....my balls r churning...everyone's fuckin watching...i look to the left and some fuckin mirror is there i never noticed and i can see my dick piston fucking this Pigs hot hairy fuckin ass....totally sends me over the edge and start shooting a bucket of fuckin jizz into Pigs hairy hole....no fuckin warning...i just told him to take it and i could feel his fuckin ass loosen up and start milking all the jizz that was leaking outta my dick.... we're both totally fuckin moaning away and all the guys r fuckin yelling shit n stuff but i cant hear them... my eyes r locked on Pigs eyes....im fucking breeding his ass...and there's this connection...u know...like a faint hint of a sparkle in his eye...its fuckin weird...and im still slamming his ass...i can still feel my goo leaking outta my dick and shootin up his hole....i cant stop slamming his ass...it feels sooooo fuckin good feeling my dick slosh around in his hole....squish squish...fuckin squish....

my dick finally fuckin plops outta his ass and Pigs flips around and gives my cock a good lick off....we start making out n shit and we both fuckin flop back into the bed...catch our breaths and watch the others play.... we start talking shit n stuff... i actually find out his like 42...and im like "wow dude"...u look fuckin good....only really looks a few years older than me...hmmm...im thinking this pig can be a pretty hot future fukbuddy... he's got potential...but he's eyeing me like im the future father of his children...so that sorta creeps me out... like fuk... i dont like gettin all fuckin luvvy duvvy on the 1st date... especially if im meetin ya at Tweakers fuckin place....as if!! So Pigs sorta fucks off to grab a drink or take a shit or something....and im watching the porn on tv...its sorta hot...ive still got half a chub...my dick aint totally sleepy... so i look over and Jockboy's ass is perfectly framed again.... bent over..his hole was perfect lookin.... nice fuckin 20 year old hungry cumhole for the takin...so i spit on my dick...get my ass off the bed...get over to his hole, and work my dick in deep...he's totally luvin it and im pluggin away at his hole for awhile....

Act V
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Jockboy gets tired and he's all uncomfortable im like ontop of his back slamming at his hole on the floor...so i pull out...throw him on the bed...face in the pillow...ass up and ram my dick in again.... i really started to fuckin power fuck his ass....we didnt talk dirty...i spit in his face a bit...but we just fuckin power fucked like mad...i was slamming his ass so hard i couldnt fuckin say a word, i was concentrating on my breathing and slamming his ass as fast and as hard as i fuckin could....Pigs walks back in and looks all fuckin shocked ive got my dick buried up another pigs hole...like whatever...its a fuck party....im gonna stick my dick in any fuckin hole i want boyfriend... u dont own me...I own U bitch!! LOL

so i have no fuckin clue where i got it from... i was fuckin power fuckin fucking Jockboy's hole for awhile, and i knew there was noooo fuckin way i was gonna cum a 2nd time that quick....but i still kept fuckin pluggin his ass....and i really wanted to fuckin knock up this kid...something in me was telling me he really wanted it...he looked soooo fuckin innocent....he looked soooo fuckin hungry....and his fuckin hole felt soooooooooo fuckin amazing around my dick.... i really outdid myself...and i started to unload another fuckin load up his ass.....it wasnt as fuckin long and the 1st one....but i couldnt stop slam fucking his hole.... i kept his body pinned to the bed and his head buried in the pillow....i had no fuckin clue if he had any idea i was breeding him...but all the other guys in the room knew exactly what was going on.... i totally phased them out.... i think thats what u gotta do in porn... just fuckin ignore all the other fucks around u and just fuckin power fuck the fuck outta the bitch u gots....LOL

so i pull outta Jockboy's ass....we get all kissy kissy, and touchy touchy....he's totally fuckin cute...so i make him lick off my dick...and he doesnt let go...he's slurpin on my dick and then cummin up for sloppy wet kisses....then back to my dick....i had to push him off cause my dick was gettin super sensitive by that point.... i get his online handle (while i totally cant fuckin remember right now)
...get my jeans n shoes back on and tell all the guys im leavin... i was there for like 2 hours... i dropped 2 loads... they all looked soooo fuckin tweaked...and im not a tweaker... i had smoked up earlier... thats all... i didnt do any more shit with em... u know me.... I keep it clean :) ....in the drugs dept that is... LOL

Epilogue
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So Pigs walks me out.... we chat it up... i think he wants another fuk date... ehh...sure...he's a good hot lookin fuck... and he doesnt cum across as ur typical downtown tweaky village fag...sure i tell him...ill make sure i get him knocked up if my seed didnt take ....nice :)

...and thats all folks...i fuckin drowned a bottle of shiraz after that with some friends....after a quick shower at home...they'd fuckin kill me if i hadn't showered...although i really didnt wanna wash off either.... and here we are...all Shirazed, stoned n horned....nice eh!

....ohhh...and to all the fuckin stupid fucks that think I make this shit up...Puhhhlease....why would i make any of this shit up...Dontcha think i got better shit to do, than make up a bunch of shit i never did and spend a fuckin hour writing it out for all you muther fuckers online...like as if bitches!! I know most of ya appreciate my shit... but for those of u who think im fake...lame...or just plain ol lying....Fuck Off... Cum here n tell me that in my fuckin face... ill shove a fuckin bottle of Shiraz up ur ass and turn it over...actually... some of u stupid bitches dont deserve a fuckin Shiraz up ur ass.... i got a big jug of Vinegar i use to clean the place...ill stick a funnel and pour that shit up ur ass and watch u squirm n burn u ungrateful cunts....

...ok..ive got munchies....the sushi aint cuttin it... later pigs....and stupid fuckers :))

(curtain down)

11.11.08

lest we forget - Contest !!!

i woke up today....and i left the tv on last night on the news station...its 24hrs of crap and shitty broadcasting....and this broadcast of all these rememberance day ceremonies is on tv...and that trumpet...That Fucking Trumpet that Trumpets and Trumpets is fuckin whaling on the speaker like its right beside my fuckin ears....and im shaken awake from all the crap....

I mean...its like an important day....like we should all have some respect ...u know? ...but u know what.... I really fuckin hate Rememberance Day.... yeah...war is awful... war is like fuckin insane... but do we have to spend a fuckin day weaping about the war dead!! Do i have to put my change into these little fuckin boxes held out by criples and teenage geeks on the street so that i can donate my spare cash to a bunch of old farts that basically survived on the battlefield 60 years ago, so that they can string macaroni and popcorn into fuckin necklaces in the arts n crafts room at their fucking nursing home!!! Geeez...

if i had fought in a war... well id be fuckin stupid for enlisting thats for sure!! but then we can all celebrate my idiotic decision to go fight some moronic dictator in a far off land....just throw a nuke on the guy!! let me help u push the button and turn the key dude...fuck...
so Rememberance day...u know what it should be... it should be a good day to sit back...unbutton ur fly... start stroking ur cock...and start recalling some of the best piggy sex you've ever had.... Think back to that 1st time u got knocked up.... or mabey the most public place you've ever had sex... or mabey you did something really really dirty you've never done b4 and you're like dying to do it again!!

It should be a day to reflect...a day to remember... a day to celebrate... and look forward to all the piggy sex u wanna have....
....all u guys in the states r proly scratching ur heads....u guys r like "what's rememberance day" ?!?! Well...its your version of Memorial Day...but like the rest of the world decided to celebrate all that shit on a historically significant day...whereas your great country decided to celebrate it on a day that has very little historical significance whatsoever to anyone but yourselves.... so typically american....tisk tisk...but one thing Memorial Day is good for...is for the events that occur each and every year on that day... some of u that r pigs should know what im talking about.... IML...Chicago...every year...memorial day... Pigs from around the world...and mostly from the 50 states gather each and every year... and fuck their brains out in a chicago hotel and turn the city into a big giant brothel... I LUV IT!!! Thats the best fuckin way to celebrate the war dead...lets just Fuck in their Honour!! Fuck yeah...Rock on!! Pearl Habour...take that up the ass Bitch!!!
...let me fuckin drop a Scud missle up ur ass!! Ride that Weapon of Mass Destruction!! LOL...

so lemme tell ya what i remember.... it was one fuckin piggy weekend... i was exposed to some of the most perverted stuff out there...and i dont even think i had seen it all either....the funny thing was....i was never stoned at all....like if i went again... id probably have the time of my fuckin life.... those of u who have no idea what the fuck im talking about...IML...stands for international mr. leather... so some kind of official leather competition occurs in the background, while thousands upon thousands of guys r in town, of all shapes n sizes...all kinks n bends...all sorts of gear n shit....getting into some of the most sleaziest...dirtiest...fuckin piggiest sex known to man.... it sorta makes u wish it were all a dream that never ends...well thats how i felt the hole weekend at least... now... im not gonna blog about the hole fuckin weekend...that would take me hours and hours to write... so what should i blog about...hmmm.... should i re-tell the day i got there and got bred with a bunch of loads in a dirty basement... or tell u about the video porn shoot... or what about the gangbang at the tubs... hmmm...what about all the piss play ...or the fisting parties?? jeez...its all a fuckin blur....i dont even recall when i did what and with who... all i remember is that by the end of the weekend... i was one happy pig...

i wanna go back....id def have to have a gangbang party.....join a piss party....do a fist party or two....and breed a cpl hot porn stars again... i should probably book me a room from now... u wouldnt believe how fast they go for IML... all u gotta do is leave ur room door open a crack...and guys will just walk in and jizz ur hole waiting in bed...its insane.... the number of portable slings i saw...i lost count...LOL

OK...its almost 11pm... Its time for a few moments of silence... A time to reflect... Pull out ur dicks (if u havent alredy done so) ... and start to stroke...and think of some of the most piggiest sex you've had....ok... im serious...its time...pull it out... use some spit....get some lube if u need it... stoke up ur cock hard.... sniff ur pits...pinch ur nipples.... smell some dirty sox, jocks, or sneakers u have lying around...and think back....

ok...two minutes....and go!! ...







dude...keep on strokin....like think of the dirtiest shit that turns u on....

think of me.... what do u think i look like?? what am i wearing?
would u want me to bend u over and take ur ass like the bitch u are....
...or do u wanna watch me drop to my knees and suck ur dick hard.... and bend over for ur fat thick cock....moaning like a bitch...begging to get bred....spreading my ass for ur dick....and milking ur rod dry when i can feel u dumping ur load inside....feel ur cock get all slick n warm....pounding that cum deeper inside my ass....oh yeah.... u stroke that cock of yours dude.... im here stroking mine too :))


even better....get on ur email...and tell me about it.... i wanna read some of the dirtiest shit out there... i wanna hear the sleaziest things you've been upto...hmmm lets call it a Contest.... the top sleaziest shit that turns me on, gets published next week...ok....i wanna hear about ur piggiest fantasy cumming true....

ok...go wipe the cum or lube off ur hands....and write it all out for me...GO!!! ...u need both hands ok... i hate bad typo's and spelling...and proofread the shit u send me.... hey..im not perfect either...i make some stupid typos and i even miss them....oh...and dont forget the punctuation.... see my lack of punctuation....yeah...i like to break up my thoughts and sentences with a bunch of periods.... it reads better... thats just how i write... and think when i talk... its me....ok...so go write ur shit and send it to me...

i cant be the only one writing and contributing all the shit to this blog...lets hear some of ur stories!! mabey u should be writing ur own blog?? let me be the judge of that :))

on that note... im bored and horned up now...
i think ill just post some videos for u guys to jerk off too....
cause some of u dont wanna email me ur shit...and just wanna wack off a load...
i get it... im a guy... ok dude... here ya go... ill shaddup.... go ahead... stoke ur dick to this....













oops...did i forget to post a video??
awww....poor u.... you're gonna have to jerk off on ur own...cmon...u can do it dude...i know u can :)
if ur sleaziest, dirtiest, darkest thoughts cant get u off....like what will ??

im trying to empower u lazy pigs... u dont always need porn and my hot stories to get u off... u can use ur own brain & two hands to do it all urself... its DYI night!! LOL !! so go sit back on the couch....stroke ur dick...finger that hole...sniff a pit and pinch a tit.... it'll cum to ya... some of u forget what it was like stroking off years ago b4 multimedia & the internet.... jump in the shower & wack off a good load in there... go grab ur bf/husband/fukbuddy/bitch/plastic doll if he's within reach & ram fuk his/its ass with a glob of vaseline... thats it dude...i know u can do it :)

...lest we forget...

Contest ends soon...send in ur submissions...

bonednstoned@hotmail.com

9.11.08

fucking twats...

hey bitches...

im smoking me a nice fat J right now.... i know im gonna need it... im spending this Sunday afternoon with family...oh yeah!...i need me some shit....no way i can handle a hole fuckin afternoon with em without some serious herbal therapy....ya...fuck...can u handle ur fuckin folks...geez....i bet most of u cant....so im like sittin here in my fuckin fuzzy slippers...hoody and shorts with a J hanging outta my mouth waitin for their call....hot huh! ...unshaved...smelly n stinky....i look like trailer trash...HOT!!

lol...fuck....what a fuckin hardcore weekend....im fuckin bushed....i gotta be back at the grind tomorrow mornin....fuck...i gotta shave...dontcha hate the mornings u gotta shave...life's a bitch...at least i dont have blood clots running down my legs every month...id be a fuckin bigger cunt if i had that problem!!

oh yeah...update!! My ass is doing Great!! its not like fuckin 100% good...but its like 3/4 there....it just needs some more TLC and time...then ill fuckin work it out with some dildos for a bit...test the waters...fuck...I dont wanna go out...ride some dick and rip my ass apart again on the 1st fuckin go and be outta comission again for another cpl months...i dont think i could handle that....ill need serious drugs then...so ya...ass...my ass...doing great... If i can get some dick n spunk in there b4 Xmas...that would be awesome!! ...but if it needs more time...I'll fuckin be deckin the halls in the new year... u can be fuckin sure of that....my hole is fuckin itchin for dick everyday...i cant hold back my cravings....and it hasnt been fed in awhile...it'll be really fuckin hungry....2009 is gonna be year of the cock....year of the cock in my ass!! Fuck ya!!

lol...my fukbuddies r all fuckin confused....they dont really get my sudden flip of positions....they just dont get it...they're like..."whadya mean u dont wanna ride my dick??" ...they're pretty used to me taking care of their dicks....and lettin them flood my guts with their fuckin loads....some of em know i like to throw a good hard fuck in once in awhile...but my sudden turn into a top has them scratching their heads...HAHAHA!!! ...but watch out bitches...once im back in working order...u better hide ur dicks...cause i wont let em go...ill milk em so dry you'll be shooting powdered milk for a month!!

so like friday nite...after working a fuckin 14 hour day...im out partyin with my party friends.... i got a large group of friends with different tastes...some just like to have quiet nites at home... some r less fiesty and just wanna go out and do coffee or dinners n shit...and some well... like to fuckin party it the FUCK UP!! i luv partyin with em...i feed off the energy...if im at a bar or club with my shyer quieter friends...the nite sucks...when im with the party animal friends...i fuckin have a blast....so we head out...hit some bars near The Drake on queen west ...and if any of u actually know toronto... that hood is like the new Soho around here... 10 years ago it was skank fuckin nasty cracktown...and now..its like buy a fuckin loft for half a million kinda hood... so we fuckin bar hop it...plastered...stoned as fuck... dancing and flirting it up with all the fuckin artsy fuckin fags that hang out there...and i dunno but some fuckin str8 guy ends up driving us all around town in his fuckin convertible and we end up eating some dirty chinese in chinatown at like 4am in the fuckin morning... fun fun times... i still got the shits from it... that and everyone gave me the doggy bags, so ive been eatin the shit all weekend...

...so fuck...then saturday...i hit the fuckin gym for the 1st time in 4 months!! WooHoo!! ...that was my goal this weekend...i missed the gym for a month b4 i left on vacation cause i was working crazy busy....then im gone for 2 months...and then ive been working crazy hours since ive been back...and just taking my extra time to chill, run errands and catch up with friends....so ya...i lost my tight abs...my rock hard thighs need a little work...the arms...need some better definition...so ya fuck...and i totally missed the hole gym cruising, locker room thing...thats half the fuckin fun of going to the gym... strutin it to the guys...giving the fuglies nasty looks...and bending over to pick up a weight in front of a hot muther fucker...oh yeah...did i ever mention the stink in the locker room... all those sweaty bodies...stinky socks and hairy rank armpits....fuck...ive always got a semi chub walking around the locker room.... so after my hardcore 2 hour workout...ive built up a really good fuckin sweat the hole 2 hrs...guys (a tip)...if u wanna really tone good...u gotta do power weights....and i dont mean those heavy free weights the muscle mary's fuckin do at the gym... it means moderate wights...double the reps...quick n jump to the next set alternating arms, chest and legs and building up a sweat... so like no fuckin talking.... thats why i never workout with a buddy...keep my music pumped up and fast beat... keep a light sweat on my brow for a hole hour...that fuckin works.... so bitches...stop chatting with ur friends and fucks and stop holding up the fuckin chest press!! and get off the fuckin pilates ball bitch if ur gonna use it to sit on it and talk up to ur fukbuddy while looking at his crotch...fuck!!

so i get in the locker room...get my flip flops out...strip n walk to the steam sauna...ya... i dont even fuckin bother wrapping my towel around me...i just sling it over my shoulder...im hot...i like struttin my shit around the locker room... so i heads in there...and 2 guys are already inside...and outta the corner of my eye as i walk in...i got the impression the 2 had been jerking off...so i sit up in a corner...right under the light...its a dark sauna...so with only the one light...im really the only one who's body is in the light...the one guy leaves....and the one sitting next to me is looking over... young...id say 25ish....dark skin...latina...black hair...not like a hot hot face...but fuckable... and i notice he's rubbin his dick through his towel...my dicks barely covered with the towel drapped over my shoulder...so i just grab my dick, give it a cpl tugs and im fuckin rock hard in a min....the steam starts shooting outta the spout in the sauna again...and it starts gettin hazy...but im the one under the light... my cock is like totally fuckin outlined...and i can see the guys eyes fuckin bulge out... i fuckin luv watching the expression on a guys face that sees my rock hard dick for the 1st time....they look so stoned and glazzed for like 3 seconds....the lips part a bit... and i can see their nose flare... LOL...ya... my dick usually gets that kinda response... im not gloating... ive seen alot of fuckin nicer dicks than mine... but mine...well..hey... it deserves some appreciation... its a nice fat thick veiny cock... i would so let anyone with a dick like mine fuck my raw ass without vaseline anytime anywhere!!

so latina in the sauna starts jerking off... he grabs a hold of my dick and starts jerking it off...my hands r just around my head and im sitting back like i was on the beach....and mabey like 40 seconds later...he looks at me...asks me if im close...and im like "dude...seriously...nowhere near"!! and he just moans and globs of thick white goo is rolling outta his dick slit...nice...i wanted to get down and lick his cummy cock off...but he looks towards the door and pushes my head away...like fuck dude....just a fuckin lick!! no one is gonna see! ...i really fuckin luv sauna cruising... the large majority of guys r fuckin chicken shit as fuck...but i luv teasing them....luv watching em squirm.... most dont have the fuckin balls to approach u after either on the way out.... but the ones that do... they fuckin rock... nuthin beats a hot fuckin pigout, post workout....they rock...sweaty...stinky...fuckin tetosterone pumpin...hungry for a load...yeah...they rock... i luv it when guys cum over after a workout...i always tell em to never shower....i hardly shower much at the gym either....i luv gettin home and smellin my hairy pits...and takin a wiff of my stinky socks when i get outta the sneakers...Woof!! ...so latina fucks off and hits the shower...i hang around in the sauna some more...tease a few more guys that cum in....hit the showers again...more teasin...soapin up my dick and hairy hole with the shitty soap they gots....watching everyones dick gettin hard...and then quickly jettin off back to the sauna... Haha...tease em, get em hard, and then take off...and repeat!! Yeah... i luv the gym...

so i gets home...get online and grab a bite....and there's alot of pigs online...early saturday nite...everyone's lookin for some quick dick n hole b4 heading out...so i chat up some btm bitches...and picked the sluttiest... he was some dude ive chatted with for awhile... big slut...takes alot of dick...knows most of the pigs in town...and is ur typical toronto btm bitch tweaker who'd id never fuckin date or even consider doing anything social with...that group of bitches have a big L for loser stamped on their asses...all they're good for is knockin up quick... dumpin ur load... and gettin the fuck out b4 they start unloading their fuckin drama on you!! I dont unload any fuckin drama on my fukbuds... i think they totally appreciate me for that... My certified repeats and regulars r good customers for a reason...its cause "I" invite them back... "I" invite myself back to your place...LOL... if i fuck with u...and u dont get a callback... its cause ur never fuckin gettin my dick again...LOL... dudes...so stoned right now...so stoned....

and fuck... just took a piss... still fuckin running down my leg!! jeez...i cant stand there for an hour waitin for my dick to stop leaking...but then again..i luv sticking my dick back in some undies or my cotton track pants and shorts and feelin my piss run down my leg...its hot...its nasty...i fuckin luv it!!
..ok...so i get to this cumhole bitches condo downtown...ive probably fuckin bred and been bred by like 20 guys in that complex since it was built... they should call it WhoreTowers....well...its not all full of sluts...my old fuckin lesbian boss from years ago lives there too with her dogs and gurl...she's a "gurl"...she's like 20 years younger, black n butch...LOL...i cant fuckin stand running into them all the fuckin time when im there sluttin it up myself...Haha!!...pettin their fuckin dogs with my cummy unwashed hands after a hot fuk...LOL !!!
...so bitch buzzes me in...i walk in... he looks ok...skinny...black jockstrap on...t shirt and cap...and tells me i just missed a buddy of his that dropped by...and u know what i mean by "dropped by" dontcha ?? he had a fresh load in his ass...yeah...nice :)) ...so i dont even kiss him or anything...i just throw him on his couch....pull his ass up...start licking it off....get my dick outta my jeans...spit on it...work it up nice n hard.... stand up...and start pushing my fat dick head in his wet hole....he starts fuckin moaning like a cunt..."its thick...ouch!!...slow!!" ...and im like seriously dude... u Just got Dicked!! ...so i slow it down a pace for the bitch...then work it back up quicker again and start to slam fuck his hole....pull my dick all the way out and jab the head in rough...he's fuckin beggin for my load...and i had a 2 day load saved up...so i was sooo fuckin horned up to breed some butt... so i start slapping his ass hard and telling the bitch i was gonna knock him up... he's moaning for it....and i can look out the window and see the city skyline...its kinda fuckin hot... we've got the CnTower here...its just a big fuckin tower...but its kinda Fallic looking... so im starring at the tower...and pounding this bitches hole thats twitching....give him a good hard fuckin slap on his ass and start to unload my seed in his ass....my hard dick is jabbing away like nuts and i can feel his ass get really smooth...my load is fuckin coating his hole inside and my dick is sloshing all the spunk around deeper...i fuckin luv that feeling as a top.... and i really fuckin luv that feeling as a btm....sometimes u cant feel every fuckin spurt of jizz in ur ass...but as soon as a top shoots his wad....ur ass gets so warm and slick...and the dick just fuckin slips n slides in and out so easy...i fuckin luv breedin n getin bred.....

so i pull my dick outta the bitch...and shove his face to clean me off...and he's like "eww"...i dont like the taste of cum....so i grab my finger...shove it in his hole...and shove it in his mouth...."eat that bitch"...and he starts gagging...LOL!!!
...fuckin twat...

i was invited to another fuk party at the tubs that nite....and we sorta talked about going together and pimping his ass out... so we sorta chill, i light another J...he's online lookin for more dick...and im stroking the bitches dog on the couch...looked like a chihuahua...but it wasnt...the dog was like all over me!! im rubbin his belly and snout...talking to him...and when ur stoned...its alot of fuckin fun...they luv me...we're talking...rubbin...playing pull n tug...they respond so well to my shit....dogs like a happy stoner...LOL!! ...so after 30 mins i tell the bitch to dress up....but...he wants his drugs...he's gotta hit his dealer if he's gonna get his ass pimped up at the tubs... so i offer to go with the bitch...but he's like "ill meet u there in 20 mins"...ok...sure... i had the feelin he might chicken out.... so i ask him directly if he's upto going thru with it...cause if he aint...thats cool...i can do other shit... my plan was to meet up with some buddies at the bars... slut n dance at one the the clubs....and then hit the baths and breed some holes....

...so he takes off for his dealer...i go for the tubs... gets me a locker...walk around...its kinda slow...they dont usually pack up till after 2am when the bars close....but the pigs like cummin early on a sat nite...then u get the hoard between 1-3am...and then the post club tweakers trickle in after 4am....i hate the tubs on friday and sat nites....everyone's fucked...drunk..tweaked...or there to be seen... on other nites...when guys n pigs hit the tubs...they just wanna fuck!! less attitude...less bullshit... just fuck...dump...and repeat...ya!! so i find me some holes to fuck...im rock hard...but no way im cumming...then this one guy in a black jock shits on my dick...i used his towel to wipe it off...told him to go wash his sticky shit hole and walked away...LOL...i go soap up my dick...and go into the steam sauna...some guy walks in...and starts suckin on my fat dick...he used a bit of teeth...so i shoved him aside and left...walked around some more....and go call the bitch...where is he?? he shoulda been here by now? no answer...no reply to txt...fuck him...I could be out having some drinks with some buddies....but im stuck here....thought i was gonna pimp out his hole and plug his ass with my fat cock after every load....and the bitch doesnt show!! He's fuckin cutoff... i dont deal with trash like that.... being a whore doesnt bother me... but breaking ur word fuckin pisses me off... so i walk around some more...find some young latino guy...get his tongue wrapped around my fat dick in a darkroom....feel up his hole and its wet..nice...he's loaded...so i spin him around...and ask him if he wants my fat raw dick in his ass...his english is bad...fuck...so i just push his face down into the bench...and ram my dick up his ass....goes in nice n easy...nice.... so i start to dick his ass really hard...guys r walkin by...cummin n going...rubbing up their dicks and leaving....this latino bitch is moaning like crazy and im just pounding away really hard for like 15 mins...and my cock is fuckin sore... there was no way i was gonna cum anytime soon...and my dick was just sore from fucking so much hole...u know what i mean?? just like hole can get sore from dick... dick can get sore from hole... so i tell the latino bitch to go get some more dick n cum and ill find him and dick him later... i hit the sauna again...and the shithole bitch is in there...we start chattin...tells me his online handle...and tells me he's 23...im like dude..."honestly...u look 33" ...he didnt get offended... he kinda shrugged it off... then i ask him if he had cleaned out his ass b4 he came here...and he's like "kinda showered"...im like Dude!! ...u dont "kinda" fuckin shower when u plan on a piggy nite at the tubs...u fuckin Shower Shower! ...kinda shower doesnt fuckin work...so he gets up to walk out...and i say "bye shithole" with a big grin on my face...LOLOL... im such a good sport huh!!

so i get back to my phone and phone up some friends....a bunch of em were out having dinner cause a friend of a friend was in town for the weekend visiting...so i totally wanted to hit them up and see them.... they were finishing up dinner and going out for drinks...so i get dressed....leave the shithole tub and hop in my car...light a joint...and head for college west...its a huge fuckin bar/lounge/club district in town... so its fuckin hopping with str8's... i meet my friends and half of em r gone!! im like what the fuck...i fuckin left the tubs to party with them all...and half of the fun ones r gone!! fuck...oh well...some r left...so we head into this old converted bank turned into a club...the music is pumping...the drinks r flowing...im wearing jeans with no underwear...a zippy sweater with no shirt underneath and a vintage cap... i look hot... and i look sleazy... the str8's r totally fuckin tripping on my look... my friends knew i was out sluttin... so they feel privledged im joning them...and we fuckin danced away till 4 in the fucking morning...Wow...talk about a fuckin workout... 1st the gym...then fucking hole for 4 hours....then dancing for another 4... they wanted to drag me to an after-party place...and i was like no fuckin way....so i hit the pavement and got me home... and here we r pigs.... ur here stroking ur fuckin dicks... and im here strokin mine too...flying high and waitin for the parental units to show... fuck me... im gonna def need some hole to take it out on after im done with them... hmm...i gots me a good fukbuddy to call for that... he's usually got some bitch over at his place that he's ripping apart...and he's closeby...we're both non-sketchy, non-village tweaked out fags with real fuckin jobs and lives... that's why i like the guy... he's not ur cookie cutter toronto fag... every city has em... u luv to fuck em...but dont marry em... fuckin twats...

gotta go...
byeeee!!!

ok...im back...i forgot to hit the "publish" button... fuck...my folks fuckin drained the life outta me... i called up some friends having dinner.... met up..head back to their place...and we're like a group of 7...im pouring drinks...someones opening a bag of doritos and Ms.Vickies chips and passing me a J....yeah....really good shit... and i hit the fuckin lottery... im running dry here at home...and my buddy....well, my good friends bf/husband/partner...i dunno what the fuk they are...they're like fuckin hitched for life....well, i tell him im running dry at home...and he pulls out a rolled up baggie with some sticker on it... it looked like i was holding some fuckin gourmet rolled up bag of mint from the farmers market... he's like "i got mail order service"...im like nice!... get me on the mailing list!! apparently door to door delivery costs xtra...fuk...i dont mind... i hate fuckin driving across town to do anything...let alone score me some good fuckin shit... i usually get my friends to bring the shit over...
anyways... good friends... good pot... and some good fuckin laughs...fuck... best fuckin remedy for dealing with post parental depression... shit...
ok... i gotta hit the sack... i need to shave in the morn... that means setting my alarm earlier in the morn...i fuckin hate working so early.... an xtra little project came up at work the other day... easy cash for me... and they;re just fuckin relieved i can take the workload off them... considering they dont know shit about the subject... and im like "dont u dare fuckin schedule those meetings b4 1pm... no fuckin way im waking up b4 The View is off the air!!" LOL... i wanna run over those bitches... is Rosie still on it... she'd probably damage my car... she scares me... oh yeah... its Woppie now!! fuck...i wanna roll a J and fuckin chill with her... and i like Jewish redheaded one... she's a funny cunt... the rest id run over... whoever watches The View...like more than twice a Year... is a fuckin twat!!

LOL
nite twats :))