15.11.08

Playbill...

Playbill
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Best Actor: Pigboy
Best Supporting Actor: Pigs
Best Slut Bottom: Jockboy
Best Cock: Blatino
Best Wet Hole: Latina
...and the Host: Tweaks

Prologue
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So the other day...im online...strokin my dick...really just minding my own business...when Tweaks msgs me...tells me he has a cpl of guys over at his place... (just a little history on me n Tweaks- met him b4...he's fugly...and the only reason he gets anyone over to his place is cause he gives out free party favours...i think he's kinda pathetic...cause alot of guys i know dont like him...but they go over for the party favours...that and he tends to attract a piggy crowd to his place) ...sooooo, ive declined several invitations from Tweaks to goto his place over the last year...but the other day...im like "what the fuck"... so i put some shit on....just a wifebeater n jeans...and head on over....smelly...i didnt shower...like id fuckin shower for Tweaker n friends....

(curtain call)

Act I
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so i knock on the door...and Pigs answers...not Tweakers....never met Pigs...but Pigs is pretty hot...looks like he's in his 30's...bit of scruff....hairy chest...shaved head...cute pig...dirty pig...he fuckin turned me on... so we head on in...Pigs is like all fuckin mesmerized by me...im like...spare me dude...i know im hot...whatever...and i get in...chuck the cloths...and meet the other bitches...Tweakers is smokin some crack pipe....Blatino is on the bed gettin sucked off by latina... ok...nice...everyone here is pretty good lookin except for Tweakers...so im not fuckin touching him... i just plop my ass down...pull out my fat dick...and shove Pigs face into my dick and get him to suck me off....he starts gettin verbal... i can tell he wants me to rough him up....so i start spitting on his face...slapping him around.... then Latina and Blatino get on my cock...then i get on Blatino's cock...he's got a nice fat dick...dark 9 incher...rock hard....if my ass was in working order..id totally fuckin rape his dick...so everyone is fuckin suckin dick for awhile...everyone is slurpin everyone else's fuckin spit they left dripping off the last dick.... so i look up at Blatino and tell him to fuck Latina....Latina was masculine...but kinda shy lookin...didnt talk much...and i wanted to watch the bitch get fucked by a fat dick...so Blatina fucks him a bit while Pigs works on my dick with his mouth.... Latina pulls off the dick, so i tell Blatino to fuk Pigs... i really wanna fuck pigs...but i want Blatino's fat dick to open up his hole... So Blatino bends Pigs over and starts workin his hole into Pigs...Pigs is fuckin moanin and im spitting into his eyes and slappin him around like he wanted me too....they sorta fuck for a few mins....so i get off my ass and feel up Latina...his hole's wet...so i work my cock in his ass and start slamming in hard...he only takes it for a few mins and pulls off of my dick... so i get Pigs to suck my dick off good...bend the bitch over and take a nice ride on his ass...Blatino did a good job opening up his hole...wasnt wet like Latina's...but my dick sunk in nice n deep....

Act II
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so i start fuckin Pigs doggie on the floor...Tweakers is like i dunno the fuk where...one minute he's on his computer probably trying to invite more tweaky bitches over...one minute he's changing the porn...the next minute he's running off to the bathroom or something....like no one wants to play with him...kinda sad...thats why i dont really like going to Tweakers often... he's pathetic.... but who fuckin cares now... im fuckin pluggin some nice hole here...me n Pigs fuck a bit...but he wants to take it over to the bed... Pigs wants to get all romantic n shit... i start fuckin laughing in his face...i hork on him... then he's like "U wanna do dinner sometime" ....i started coughing and i horked a big glob on him...and i reply "mabey"...LOL.... guys... he was a cute hot Pig... thats why im calling him Pigs... he wanted me to spit, hork and hit him...its his thing! and im totally into it too.... i fuckin remember we started to sniff eachothers pits.... he had these really fuckin stinky pits...like super sweaty n musky...i think my nose n tougue were glued to his pits for 10 mins...and his were glued to mine too... i hadnt fuckin showered for a whole day n nite...so mine were pretty rank too...luv it!! So were gettin high sniffin our pits like they were the best poppers on the planet...and in walks Jockboy... i dunno who the fuck Jockboy was...he looked like some tweaked out 20 year old with a rugby type of build...super whitey...but super cutey too... he puts on a white jock and leaves his socks on...actually i kept mine on too...i kept on shoving them in everyones face.... so Jockboy bends over...starts smoking the fuckin Tina pipe from Tweakers....and he's bent over suckin Tweakers...ewww...well...at least Tweakers gets a blowjob and attention from someone.... Jockboy's ass is sooo perfectly framed in the jock...and it aint a skinny white ass...its a fuckin nice round white jock ass...and his hole fuckin looked hot!! ...so i pry myself off Pigs...and tell him i gotta get this kid's ass...i spit down on this kid's hole and try to work my dick in...he's kinda tight...so i tell Pigs to fuck him... Pigs gets down...eats out the boy's hole...sticks his dick in and rides Jockboy for a bit...i pull him off after a bit...spit on my dick and ram it str8 into Jockboy's ass....he was yelping like a cunt...turns his head over... he had no fuckin clue who's dick was in his hole...looks over at me...gives me a big grin...and starts sniffin a bottle of poppers....so i go at his ass for awhile...im slammin him hard, then teasing his hole nice n slow and speeding up again b4 i pound and slap his ass hard bent over in his jock... i can feel my load boiling...but i sooo dont wanna fuckin blow yet...so i pull out...tease his hole some more...and grab Pigs and pull him onto the bed...


(intermission)
go have a fuckin smoke...go piss...go lite another J.... this is your time... i give u permission to take a break....





ok...get the fuck back bitches...Curtain Call !!


Act III
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...me n Pigs start talkin all dirty again...i tell him i almost bred the Jockboy...so i ask him if he'd rather i knock up the jockboy or knock him up... he's like "u could knock up the jock, and ill eat him out...but if u knock me up, we'll have really good lookin kids"... so i had to fuckin laugh at that one...Im like fine Pigs!!...i bend him over on the bed and start pluggin away at his hole.... we musta fucked doggie for like 15 mins...so then i flip him over and throw his legs up and slam my dick into his used wet hole....he fuckin luvs it...and i think he wanted to look me in the eyes....i kinda wanted to look in his eyes too... sometimes i dont like looking at a bitch or a fucker in the eyes when ur shooting or gettin bred...but sometimes u really wanna look into a pigs eyes when he breeds n seeds u....u know what i mean :)
so im slamming away at his hole for another 10 mins...we're like loud...we're ignoring the rest of the group.... jockboy is with Tweakers...Blatino and Latina r fucking...but everyone is looking over to the bed and watching us fuck....i dont mind the audience...fuck ...this is like an intimate show.... its not like fucking on the beach with 40 onlookers....you have to hand out programs for the fuckin performance...naw...this is small....private performance.... so me n Pigs r really talking dirty...my dick is drilling in n outta his ass...im spitting n smacking his face....he's beggin n moaning for a load....so after 15 solid fuckin mins of ripping that hole apart i just had to fuckin shoot...i didnt even ask the bitch ...like id care what he wanted... the way he was letting me treat him, he totally wanted fuckin seed... i mean, mention of our beautiful children sorta seals the deal, no?

Act IV
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...i throw a nice good hork into Pigs face...he's lickin it up...he's dripping sweat everywhere...im biting down on his sweaty smelly armpits and hairy chest n pecs while my dick is slammin in his hole....my balls r churning...everyone's fuckin watching...i look to the left and some fuckin mirror is there i never noticed and i can see my dick piston fucking this Pigs hot hairy fuckin ass....totally sends me over the edge and start shooting a bucket of fuckin jizz into Pigs hairy hole....no fuckin warning...i just told him to take it and i could feel his fuckin ass loosen up and start milking all the jizz that was leaking outta my dick.... we're both totally fuckin moaning away and all the guys r fuckin yelling shit n stuff but i cant hear them... my eyes r locked on Pigs eyes....im fucking breeding his ass...and there's this connection...u know...like a faint hint of a sparkle in his eye...its fuckin weird...and im still slamming his ass...i can still feel my goo leaking outta my dick and shootin up his hole....i cant stop slamming his ass...it feels sooooo fuckin good feeling my dick slosh around in his hole....squish squish...fuckin squish....

my dick finally fuckin plops outta his ass and Pigs flips around and gives my cock a good lick off....we start making out n shit and we both fuckin flop back into the bed...catch our breaths and watch the others play.... we start talking shit n stuff... i actually find out his like 42...and im like "wow dude"...u look fuckin good....only really looks a few years older than me...hmmm...im thinking this pig can be a pretty hot future fukbuddy... he's got potential...but he's eyeing me like im the future father of his children...so that sorta creeps me out... like fuk... i dont like gettin all fuckin luvvy duvvy on the 1st date... especially if im meetin ya at Tweakers fuckin place....as if!! So Pigs sorta fucks off to grab a drink or take a shit or something....and im watching the porn on tv...its sorta hot...ive still got half a chub...my dick aint totally sleepy... so i look over and Jockboy's ass is perfectly framed again.... bent over..his hole was perfect lookin.... nice fuckin 20 year old hungry cumhole for the takin...so i spit on my dick...get my ass off the bed...get over to his hole, and work my dick in deep...he's totally luvin it and im pluggin away at his hole for awhile....

Act V
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Jockboy gets tired and he's all uncomfortable im like ontop of his back slamming at his hole on the floor...so i pull out...throw him on the bed...face in the pillow...ass up and ram my dick in again.... i really started to fuckin power fuck his ass....we didnt talk dirty...i spit in his face a bit...but we just fuckin power fucked like mad...i was slamming his ass so hard i couldnt fuckin say a word, i was concentrating on my breathing and slamming his ass as fast and as hard as i fuckin could....Pigs walks back in and looks all fuckin shocked ive got my dick buried up another pigs hole...like whatever...its a fuck party....im gonna stick my dick in any fuckin hole i want boyfriend... u dont own me...I own U bitch!! LOL

so i have no fuckin clue where i got it from... i was fuckin power fuckin fucking Jockboy's hole for awhile, and i knew there was noooo fuckin way i was gonna cum a 2nd time that quick....but i still kept fuckin pluggin his ass....and i really wanted to fuckin knock up this kid...something in me was telling me he really wanted it...he looked soooo fuckin innocent....he looked soooo fuckin hungry....and his fuckin hole felt soooooooooo fuckin amazing around my dick.... i really outdid myself...and i started to unload another fuckin load up his ass.....it wasnt as fuckin long and the 1st one....but i couldnt stop slam fucking his hole.... i kept his body pinned to the bed and his head buried in the pillow....i had no fuckin clue if he had any idea i was breeding him...but all the other guys in the room knew exactly what was going on.... i totally phased them out.... i think thats what u gotta do in porn... just fuckin ignore all the other fucks around u and just fuckin power fuck the fuck outta the bitch u gots....LOL

so i pull outta Jockboy's ass....we get all kissy kissy, and touchy touchy....he's totally fuckin cute...so i make him lick off my dick...and he doesnt let go...he's slurpin on my dick and then cummin up for sloppy wet kisses....then back to my dick....i had to push him off cause my dick was gettin super sensitive by that point.... i get his online handle (while i totally cant fuckin remember right now)
...get my jeans n shoes back on and tell all the guys im leavin... i was there for like 2 hours... i dropped 2 loads... they all looked soooo fuckin tweaked...and im not a tweaker... i had smoked up earlier... thats all... i didnt do any more shit with em... u know me.... I keep it clean :) ....in the drugs dept that is... LOL

Epilogue
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So Pigs walks me out.... we chat it up... i think he wants another fuk date... ehh...sure...he's a good hot lookin fuck... and he doesnt cum across as ur typical downtown tweaky village fag...sure i tell him...ill make sure i get him knocked up if my seed didnt take ....nice :)

...and thats all folks...i fuckin drowned a bottle of shiraz after that with some friends....after a quick shower at home...they'd fuckin kill me if i hadn't showered...although i really didnt wanna wash off either.... and here we are...all Shirazed, stoned n horned....nice eh!

....ohhh...and to all the fuckin stupid fucks that think I make this shit up...Puhhhlease....why would i make any of this shit up...Dontcha think i got better shit to do, than make up a bunch of shit i never did and spend a fuckin hour writing it out for all you muther fuckers online...like as if bitches!! I know most of ya appreciate my shit... but for those of u who think im fake...lame...or just plain ol lying....Fuck Off... Cum here n tell me that in my fuckin face... ill shove a fuckin bottle of Shiraz up ur ass and turn it over...actually... some of u stupid bitches dont deserve a fuckin Shiraz up ur ass.... i got a big jug of Vinegar i use to clean the place...ill stick a funnel and pour that shit up ur ass and watch u squirm n burn u ungrateful cunts....

...ok..ive got munchies....the sushi aint cuttin it... later pigs....and stupid fuckers :))

(curtain down)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bravo! Standing ovation! I love reading your Blog.Thanks

Dane said...

FUCK I wish you lived in the states. I would LOVE for you to breed my ass. You've really brought out the pig in me..hehe.

Anonymous said...

OINK! awesome ~

Anonymous said...

All right, pigboy!!! Can't wait for your ass to be back in the game. I agree, tweakers make good pigs, but damn, do they have fckn drama! Dude, ignore the haters...
They're just pissed because they got no weed and can't get any seed.