Juicy Chorizo

one hot hot vid guys.... dunno if i posted it b4... i hate the ending... but the top fucking is sooo fuckin super hot...


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ok... the holidays...fuck... so busy...
work...parties... friends... me arguing with a fukbud about shit...
im exhausted

and i need some ass...

brb... there's a fukbud online now... i wanna seed his hole...
told him id pop by if he wanted a load... proly fucked his hole 5 times b4... he's got a hot ass... but flakey as fuk...

brb...

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ok.. Im Baaaack...!!
sorry to keep u waiting... its been about a day since i wrote that shit above....

And to dispell all rumors... Im not going Anywhere... The blog is here to stay !!

Just been so busy over the holidays... I've got parties and family shit going on... i dont have the time to blog about sex... But im back... cause 4 days of holding ur dick back, makes for one horny mutherfuckin pig :)

So yesterday afternoon... i was chattin with a fukbud of mine... used to fuk alot... ive bred his ass tons... not much lately... so when he was online looking... one message is all it took to arrange a hot pump n dump...
he had to get ready for work... and now that i think back... we've always just had quick pump n dumps... ive never stuck around long enuf to give him a second load...

so i pop over to his place... its in an ugly ghetto part of town... Ick... he answers the door in undies, and was a bit wet... like he just got outta the shower... so we just started kissing and swapping tongue by the front door... i spit on my finger and shove it into his slutty hole, and i start to work his ass... he's pretty super horned and he's moaning like the bitch that he is... He's a pretty good cumhole bitch... he's a few years younger than me... whitey... skinny... nice bubbly ass... a touch femmy... and a touch of trashiness... but not a low life pnp party btm drugwhore bitch.... cause those guys... ick... i stay away from...

we stumbled over to the bedroom... he tore off my shirt... i was just wearing jeans...no undies.. grabed him from the hair and forced him on his knees... dangled my dick infront of his face and started skull fucking and gagging his face... i was pretty super horned... he's a hot bitch to fuck... but i hadnt cum in 4 days either... i needed some fuckin release! So after a few mins of dick suckin i pulled him up and threw him on this bed... started eating his hole out... blowing on his ass... bitting the cheeks... rubbing my hairy chin all over his hole... i luv eating out a nice hot hole... smooth or hairy... a hot hole is a hot hole :P
... he's moaning like a bitch on all 4's on the matress... im still wearing my jeans... but my fat dick is just sticking out... so i spit down on my dick (he asked me to bring lube... but his ass was nice n wet, so a little spit is all i needed) ..... and started jabbing the head of my dick into his ass... that gets him moaning even more, so i try to slam my dick in balls deep, but he's tight... so it took me a few minutes to open him up good, but after sliding my dick in his ass, going down for more ass munching....dick jabbing... and more ass munching, i was slamm fucking his ass hard in 5 mins.... i could tell he probably hadnt been fucked in over a week... we'd swap some spit n kisses... id bite his neck and shoulders... i would edge myself and then tone it down while i fucked his ass... i wanted to cum sooo sooo bad... but i wanted to enjoy his ass for a bit.... his raw tight hole felt sooo fucking good wrapped around my cock...

after fucking for 15 mins, i realize he's getting a bit tired... and i know he needs to get to work soon... so i figure.. ok... here we go... i know he wants my load... but i always ask :) ...not like id give any bitch a choice were id shoot my wad.... there's no fucking way im pulling out my dick if i decide to cum in ur ass... so he nods while he's biting his pillow....and i just let my load slam in deep in his hole... my orgasms tend to last a loooong time... sometimes a min... i doubt im shooting cum for that long... but i just keep on ramfucking his hole another minute or two, cause i cant fuckin stop... i luv feeling my cum slosh around his wet hole... but it wasnt that wet cause i think alot of it shot in pretty deep... after pulling out later we just cuddle and im fingering his wet hole... he's jacking off, but he couldnt get off... so we catch up a bit... im still findering his wet hole... and i tell him, he better not fart my load out... i want him going to work with it swimming inside his ass... LOL!!

i was outta there quicker than i came in... picked up a friend of mine... drove to the supermarket and bought some munchies... we had tv shows to catch up with... i cooked sausage and mashed potatoes... smoked some leaf... ate.. drank... and then drove her back home... and then i head over to the fukbud ive been hanging around with a bit more often... the one ive been "getting to know more"....and we chill at his place... it felt a bit awkward... we watch a movie... we didnt even role a joint... next thing i know... I ask him for a back massage... he gives me a shitty one... so i offer one in return... so i get ontop of his ass... rub aot of oil all over his back n shoulders...and give a really nice kneedy back massage.... im really good at that shit :) and its a great way to get into anyones ass... i work on the legs... the ass... shoulders and arms... guy's tend to go gaga for my massages... im really not the best... i dont think i have a clue what im doing... but i did some courses in shiatsu wayyy back when... so i guess i know my shit .... cause they all luvv it!! I always finish off a nice back n leg massage with a good wet ass licking... so im hard as a rock again... he's rubbing his ass on my dick, so i spit n rim him up good... and my dick sinks right into his ass... no fucking pressure or sphicters... the massage had him really fucking relaxed... he was almost asleep... but he was luvin the attention his ass was getting... i gotta say... it was one of my sensual, slow, vanilla kind of fucks... but it felt really fucking good... he had no clue i had fucked another buddy of mine earlier... and i was super horned again... so after 10 minutes of slow doggie style fucking i slid him down onto the bed... pinned him down... started biting shoulders and pulling hair... and shot another load up his ass... i tried to jerk him off but he wasnt hard... then his ass started clenching on my dick and out it flops... i was still pinning him down....so i just flipped over, spooned him... and fell asleep...

Crazy huh? Umm fuck ya... he's not the next boyfriend... he's not right in that way... ill be fucking lots... he was getting really luvvy duvvy around me... and i think we pinched that in the bud... LOL he called me 10 minutes after i left to tell me he went to the toilet and farted out a huge mother fuckin load !! Oink !! ...i can only imagine how much jizz i musta knocked up my 1st fukbuddy with !!! LOL

ok dudes... fuck... i gotta go... so much to do... and ive got the munchies... I wanna grill some more sausages and have them with Maple Syrup.. oh yeah... A great Canadian tradition... Not fuckin Aunt Jenima either!! Or little American weiners... Im talking around some nice fat fuckin juicy chorizo drizzled in Canadian Maple Syrup !!! mmmm mmmm fuckin good!!

If i dont happen to make it back to the blog b4 the end of the week...

Happy Fuckin Piggy NewYear Bitches
...all the best...
...wishing u more loads
....more dick n hole....
....and lots of happy moments tokin n strokin

urs truly,
the author of Boned n Stoned...

me:)

pigboy out

Let me Stuff that fuckin Stocking....

Fuk me... fuk me... fuk me...

IM FUUUUUCKEDDDD

....my dreaded fear...

...i cant believe this is happenning....


MY COVER IS BLOWN !!!!

...i just had to mention it... and then all of a sudden... the phone starts ringing like crazy and all my fuckin buddies r calling me up asking me if its the truth !!!

...then im at work last night... i work weird hours... and in different locations all over the city.... but last nite in particular... my main place... im confronted... BY Everyone!!!

They looked me str8 in the face... "YOU !!! .... YOU"RE BONED N STONED !!! "

I was like internally shocked... I just Wanted to DIE !!!! ....but my persona is much more clever... i didnt show a hint of emotion... i just looked at them blanked ...and gave them this dazed of look of "like what the fuck r u talking about", and said... Huh....what ?????? ....giving them the impression i thought they were on crack... yeah... i think half of em believed me... the other half.... i dunno...

I just had to fuckin mention strippers in my last post !!! Thats it...

My BIGG fuckin secret....

im not a stripper... i just work with them :)

i repeat... I AM NOT A STRIPPER !!!

... i just work With them....

all together now!! ....
"I AM NOT A STRIPPER !!!
I just work with them..."

excellent kids...
....well i think my local cover is blown... but who knows... this could work wonders for me... i could def make some more money outta this... i could def be tappin some more ass... and riding alot more dick !! Uh huh... im not stoppin this blog... this aint the end... There's alot more to me to cum ur fuckin way... dont u worry kids :))

Fuck... i luv that new Garbage song i posted.... it gets me so super boned... and i luv watching a hot boy dancing to it :))

yeah... thats right...
u all know now....

FUCK... U stupid Fucks KNow SHit !!
LOL

i just opened a fresh bag of leaf... Ummm, this is good shit dude... fuk yeah!!!
LOLOL

Im debating... we've got a nasty snow storm outside... Do i go to the fukbuds place n cuddle & play video games... Or do i insist he cum here to finish decorating my christmas tree, watch True Blood (this awesome new vampire series i just discovered), and finish off the night with some piggery.... Hmmmm ??? decisions decisions...

So in the morn... after work :)
... i head to the gym for a quicky...
LOL
a quick cardio... thats what i meant...
....but mornings can be quite fun...

i got in there early... started off on the bike... worked up my abs... chatted up one of the personal trainers... did a quick chest press, hit the cross trainer... hit up a huge sweat... and then stripped down and ran to the steam room... oh yeah... i nice hot quicky :)) It feels sooooo gooood....

so when i open the door... this guy walks out quickly and there's this other guy sitting right near the door...
oh yeah.. these two were up to sumthing!!

so i sit in the corner...and watch the guy who's left... he was the hottest guy i spotted in the gym that morning... hot body... muscular... probably around 40 y/o... but he looks soooo good, he could pass for 34... like he was hot... and he's occasionally rubbing his dick... he was acting sorta embarrased for almost getting caught... but he was lookin over at me like crazy n horned... so he walks out... a min later.. he's back... then the 1st guy cums back and sits beside me....but not too close... their not totally that into each other... now that im in the room... their focused on me... and i luv the fact i can do that to a group of guys... totally unintentionally... im barely touching my dick... im pretty hard n hidden under the towel... so i just lower my towel a bit... and you can see the base of my fat hard dick...

oh yeah... both... they're starting the whole drooling thing guys do when they see my hard cock...
i can see em both grabbin for their dicks... so i lower my towel cumpletely... and just stroke my dick in the steam... so the guy sitting beside me slides right over and grabs my dick and starts jerking me off... hot guy slides over too... grabs onto both of our dicks... im pinching everyones nipples... and the skinny white guy starts sucking on both our dicks... switching back n forth and getting lots of spit n drool on my dick... i was fuckin luvin it... so Hot guy starts rubbing his hole... aims his dick towards his hole and shoots a huge fuckin load all over his ass and rubs it into his hole... fuck, i so wanted to ram my dick up in this guy's ass... but i could tell there was noooo fuckin way he'd let me fuck him here... so i stood up on the upper level of the sauna... started skull fucking his face.... didnt take me too long... the whole fuckin sauna scene was soooo hot and i just needed to shoot a fuckin load after a long night working.... i pulled outta his mouth a bit... stroked my dick a few times and let my shit fuckin rip onto his tongue and all over his lips n chin... it was dripping down all over his fuckin chest.... i think they were both impressed with my load... Funny thing is... Most guys never actually see me cum... I dont see me cum alot either... Cause my dick is usually burried up a guy's ass filling n breeding him full of cream... well.. guess i like to watch it drip out... fuck yeah!!

....so we were all smiles after that... they left one by one for the showers... i stayed and left last... like fuck... u dont wanna totally blow ur cover with 3 guys leaving the steam room at once! LOL
so i hit a nice cold shower... well, its fuckin winter... it was warm...but cool... felt soooo fuckin good... the hot guy is showering across from me.. he's acting a bit shy... but im just rubbing my dick... smilling at him and watching him move his hot ass... and he had these white pressure marks... so i could soooo tell he was Fakin Bakin at the tanning booths... so he finishes off showerin and dries off... im close behind him... drying off... and guess what ? ...our lockers r close together... so as im watching him put on a tight pair of aussiebums... and im pulling on my smelly gym socks (i usually wear the same pair ...yeah im a Pig !! )... i ask him "Where u been on vacation dude, you've got a nice tan! " .... LOL
im such a good liar!!! He looked soooo obviously charred a tinge of red from the fluorescent bulbs... and he's replies back... "Oh, nowhere actually" ....and im like, "Really? Cmon, your lying! Otherwise id think your were Fakin Bakin!! " Im such a shit... thats rude huh ?!?! LOL He denies it...and im like whatever!! By that time we were almost done changing... He was hot... Id fuck him anytime... But lying about the tanning? Blehhh... that was grounds for not even offering my #....
... i just smiled n took off... walked over to William Sonoma.... got me some Peppermint Hot Chocolate Mixes on sale... One for me... and a cpl for some friends ... I luv the container, its old fashioned... i can use it to store coffee or sugar... or even pot!! I luv it...
Its a perfect Stocking Stuffer :))
..just like my dick....

later pigs :p

Dildo's roasting by the fire....

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Woof... what a hot vid !! I could fuck n fill that hot guy everyday for the rest of my natural life...!! Well..or until he got all wrinkly, cause he's a bit older than me...then id go fuck more hot guys...

LOLOL
dude... so baked here... so lets watch a happy Peace Luvin Music Video... Light up a J... sit back... feel the beat... oh yeah !!!



They should totally play this at clubs... everyone would go crazy..... and i just think it sounds sooo fucking good when ur stoned... oh yeah... Peace bitches... peace!! Just bend the fuck over and take my Dick... Yeah !! ....wouldnt this be such a Wonderful World if they put tabs of acid & shrooms in our drinking water.... Oh yeah... We'd all be dancing around like fuckin hippies, sticking our dicks into any moist hole... LOLOL!!

...but u know what i really luv... I luv listening to the old Doctor Who music when im stoned... I get so creeped out I Luv it !! I used to luv watching that stupid retarded show as a kid... so stupid...yet oh so gooood.... u gotta luv the Brits for creating that bit of nerdness...



Wow... I dont recommend that video for amateurs... Jusus christ... that fuckin credit sequence used to mesmorise me as a kid standing infront of the television set while my mother would bring me sliced fruit... yes... i once used to be a little cute kid... little pigboy me that i am :)) back then the tv sets had two big dials... the 1st one went from channel 2 to UVF .... if u happened to have the 1st dial set on UVF, the 2nd dial became active and you could watch channels 14 to 70... only problem was...back then we only had like 15 channels, so that 2nd dial was useless... Those were the days.. before the remote control... and the Microwave... and before the Internet !! Oh yes piggy kiddies... some of you are my age... or older, so u remember those times... those good ol' times... no seatbels, low crime... and a McDonalds Happy Meal was the highlight of the week!!
...but i know alot of u readers r just a tad bit younger... alot of u guys that get in touch r barely legal... like fuck!! The pigs r just getting younger n younger these days !!

like imagine a world with no internet... that means, no blog...no online sex porn sites... no hookup sites... no chat rooms... like fuck... We'd have to revert back to fucking and pigging out the good old way... Actually going out to bars and clubs to meet people and get laid.... Or actually cruise the bush the old fashioned way and find some dick or ass... No pre-arranged meetings n shit... you'd have no need for pics, cause you'd probably meet some guy face to face or thru friends... Ok fuk... lemme retell a tale about the Phone lines... so when i was a twink.. b4 internet & chat rooms got big... there used to be the Phone Line Hookup things... or ads in the paper... like everyone used them... So i recall walking down the street and this guy gave me a coupon for like "ManLine" or "CruiseLine" with 30 free minutes on it... I think i left by the phone for a cpl weeks... then one night, i was feelin pretty horned... so i picked up the phone...dialed the number... punched in the special code... and i was off listening to ads of different guys... so i listened and listened... alot of crap ads... like guys that sounded like shit... and i gotta say, sometimes u can tell if a guy's gonna be sexy over the phone... just from the voice :)

so anyways... im listening for awhile... and all of a sudden i hear an ad that went like this.... with a hot sexy voice... "Hi guys... Im 24, Serbian, toned and muscular built guy.....Ive got short hair, muscular hairy legs, a nice ass and a long uncut cock.... Im really into hot kinky sex with other guys my age or younger...." and blah blah blah he went on... it was a hot sounding ad... so i listened to it again... i got a nice big hardon... his voice was incredibly hot... and then the phone line says "Push 1 to leave a message, or Push 2 to talk to this guy directly"...and im like Fuck!! ...so I pushed 2... the line clicked a few times and then i heard a dial tone ring... 3-4 rings later, I hear a Hello ? ....and fuck... it was the hot Serbian guy... we started chatting... his voice was really turning me on, and i was rock hard... he told me all the dirty stuff he liked getting into, and i was just some stupid twink... mabey 20-21 years old... so he gave me his addy and #, and told me to come by his place that night... so i must have showered and gotten dressed quick and i walked down to this guys place... im like rock hard, thinking about this hot white muscular serbian guy with a thick cock fucking me up the ass... and i bet my dick was gonna ram his tight hairy hole too after id rim it clean..... fuck yeah !! so i get to the guy's hood... and its a really ghetto part of town.... i buzz in and walk down the hall to the guys apt... and im thinking fuck... this place is scary, but mabey he's just a hot single serbian construction guy who cant afford better... Im sure he's hot as fuk... so i get to the door... knock knock !! ... i can hear the lock turning and a chain falling.... the handle turns and behind the door was a pretty handsome white euro lookin guy with short hair... he had a huge fuckin bulge sticking out of the tight hot red dress he was wearing...

ummm... yeah... u read right .... The Hot Tight Red Dress he was wearing !!! Alarm bells were ringing off in my fuckin head... I wanted to scream like a girl... like Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!! I wanted to make a dash for it...but i actually stuck around a few mins... we chatted... i was nice n polite, just telling him that there was no way i could do anything or go out with him anywhere... my dick had shrivelled up like a little tiny piece of burnt sausage... he was insisting on going out for a drink... and i was like huh??? How do i tell him, I would die if anyone i knew saw me walking beside a fuckin guy in red heels and red lipstick !! I actually saw a roach... and i dont mean leaf dude... I saw a fuckin roach and then i ran for the Hills!!! I left him standing at the doorway looking at me running down the hall for the elevators... oh fuck... I dunno... i cant stand roaches... but mix that shit up with drag queens in red and im ready to pass out... Eeeks.. even I have my weaknesses... Yes... I am not invincible... there actually are things that will make me scream or cringe in horror... Really ugly bugs like roaches and centapeeds... and nasty ugly guys in drag... yeah... i cant stand all those fuckin drag shows most of u bitches go Ga Ga over in the bars... i just cant relate to that sort of crap... why cant guys go on stage and impersonate George Michael... Ricky martin ... or the PetShopBoys... or Kurt Cobain... like fuck!! Do we always have to watch them do Cher, madonna, gloria gaynor or Streisand... Like Fuck!!
I prefer strippers to tell u the truth... Toronto is lame for strip bars... Montreal has some nice sleazy ones... and most of the guys suck... either they dont know how to dance... or they act like they're hotter than they really are... But i recall this one guy... He wasnt built like a shithouse... but he wasnt fat or skinny either... he was pale pale pale, with a cpl tattoos and piercings...and quite a bit of body hair for a pale white stripper... but he went on that stage... and fuckin danced all old school street punk style and Breakdanced to "Shake that ass for me" by Eminem... Can i say... It was one of the best fuckin performances i have ever fuckin seen on stage... I was rock hard and drooling... my buddies were laughing they're heads off looking at me... and then he came out again for a 2nd dance... only this time in boxers and a pair of Vans... ummm, yeah... fucking HOT !!!!

ok... What the Fuk.. I was supposed to be telling you about all the sex ive been having this week... shit...
ive been rambling on about fuck all....
LOL

ok... basically, lets keep this short, cause i cant sit here and fuckin write all day...
me and a fukbuddy r gettin kinda closer...i dunno what the fuk it is.... aaaanyhow...

we eat... we smoke... we have dessert... we fuck.. watch tv... fuck again... i got a load in my ass.. and we fall asleep...ok... so far so good huh...

well... i wake up at like 6 am... and he's not in bed... ok... i stumble out... he's not watchin tv... he's not taking a shit.. he's not in the kitchen... huh? ...oh shit, his coat n shoes r gone... hmmm... what the fuck?? ...and he left me some note... im like weird... I think he got paranoid on the pot... or mabey i was snoring... i dunno... But we talked earlier.... he calls to apologize... and tells me he couldnt sleep with the tv on...and apparently i mumbled "no" when he asked to turn it off... LOLOL!!! i think he was just really stoned or sumthin.... and i dunno what the fuk i might say in my sleep... apparently ive told friends to fuck off and had pull n tug fights with the tv remote before!!! Im a freak in bed !!!
LOLOL

ahhh... so when i woke up that mornin without any dick or hole in bed... well, i just logged online... found me some hot ass and went on over to get some... fucked some nice sleazy frenchie closeby... he had a buddy over who was tweaking on some shit... id be fucking frenchy and ramming his hole with my fat dick and this guy was fuckin Ms. Chatty Cathy... id look over, tell him to fuck off.... or stick his fat dick in me to shut up!! Fuck, i cant stand guys who talk shit during sex... if ur gonna talk during sex... keep it dirty... stay on subject... keep it sleazy, or dont say the fuck anything at all !!! I got outta there after iBred the bitch... i couldnt stand his buddy.... and he calls me on my cell as im driving to meet friends for lunch, apologizing profusely for Chatty Kathy... fuk... annoying!! ....oh well, he had some good leaf...i think ill go back for another visit :)) LOL
oh ... and my fuckin ass... i really need to stay off it now... its throbbin... i gotta let my hungry hole heal good... FUCK me!! Look out u fuckin little sluts... my dicks gonna be creamin some serious cumhole for the holidays :p

Then another buddy of mine hung out here yesterday... We fucked... i bred his tight hole... made lunch... burnt some eggs and watched tv all afternoon... Ahhh... there's sumthin i luv about cold canadian winter days... All im missing is a fireplace with a few dildos thrown around a shag carpet....
LOLOL

I've got a few more holiday parties to attend... I think the theme this year is Secret Santas... no one really wants to spend the money on gifts for everyone... and who needs too... really?? most of us r fuckin adults... we're not twinks that need the latest gadget and need to show our affection with presents... Its just all about having a good time... I still have to swap gifts with some friends though... cause their conceded xmas twits... Blahh.... fuck... i like gettin em too... But the next Secret Santa dinner party i go to... Im wrapping up a Dildo and putting it by the fire under the tree when i walk in the door!!

ok...gotta run... my Coconut Curry Fusili is ready to scarf down :)

Sluts in lust ?!?!?!

after 2 xmas parties this weekend.... i need to desperately jerk off... The 1st one was work related.... Id never been to my co-workers house b4... him and his partner had the place renovated and decorated like Liberachi's house... i felt like puking... and there was a pond in the back yard... Yeah !!! A pond !!! Fuck me... and all their faggy friends started showing up, I felt like i was in a re-run of Dallas.... so me and my date scooted outta there... although, my co-worker's ethnic little husband is a hottie... a vanilla hottie... but he's got a tight little fuckin ass id luv to fuck !! ....and last nights party was at a friends... the vibe was sooooo weird... me and this little asian chick started passing a J, and talked about White Cock half the night...and then these 2 str8 boys watched me toking in the bedroom, and looked like they wanted to rape me, or get raped... such a weird fuckin vibe.... One of em was this tall slim black dude that looked really hot... and the other guy was this preppy lookin jew boy... and i soooo bet they wanted to suck dick... they kept on following me around the apartment like puppies... i dunno, mabey i was the one really stoned... but i can tell when a bunch of young dudes r horny... If it wasnt for the place being packed with chicks and other people, i coulda sooooo started a 3some on my friends bed last nite !! I woulda let those 2 boys just stuff n ram my holes full with their dicks... damn!!!

i havent fely my own sticky load running down my abs & soaking up on my smelly crotch in ages... i need to fuckin jerk off!!

well a few days back ...me n a fukbud fucked yet again.... he ordered dinner...polished off a bottle of wine.... toked, chilled & fell asleep spooning....like what the fuk ?!?! .... i woke up in the morning, ate out his hole good & rammed my fat dick in his ass. Stradled him on top and rode his ass for awhile till i shot his hole full of goo....
he made me coffee and buttered bagels ...got dressed & went to work with my jizz swimming up his ass...

im cookin dinner for this guy again tomorrow nite, & my ass is going up for auction :p
r we just both sluts in lust....or is this luvv ?!?!?!

fuk me !!!




and this next vid dude.... sooo fuckin hot.... the chemistry between these leather boys soooo turns me on....
u know its just porn....
...but r they just sluts in lust... or is it Luvv ?!?!?!


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so me & "the" fukbud.... i guess i can call him that... "the" fukbud, instead of just any ol' fukbuddy... there's sooo many....anyways.... we've talked about doing some group stuff together... i get the impression he's a bit more on the shy side, but he's really interested and turned on by seeing more group action.... especially if im taking part in it :P
....toronto is generally a pretty lame place for group parties and shit... most guys here have sooooo many inhibitions, and the available venues & facilities r limited in this town...
...but im sure i could def arrange something.... like he wants to watch a bunch of guys use my hole :))

hmmm...too bad i never got an invite to the party in the next vid....


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OMG !!!! I had to include this next vid... its such a fuckin gag... like AS IF this would ever happen on a plane...like Yeah The Fuckin Right !!!!
I cant sleep for shit on a flight... so i think i would notice two guys strokin dicks and fucking infront of me... Like is that Chick supposed to be pretending to sleep ?!?! Bad bad BAAAAAD video.... And Like AS IF you would ever get a fuckin seat row that fuckin wide in a plane.... Cmon !!! Who shot this stupid ass porn...
But u know what... cause im flying high as a kite right now... That chick in the middle seat... once the camera pans in for a zoom on her at the end... i realized something... I dont think its a chick... It looks like a really ugly drag queen !!!!
LOLOLOLOL !!!!!!


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ok...ok... i just found another really stupid... but hot vid... Im in the mood for a nice juicy Chicken Shwarma... i luv feelin the hummus run down my goatee and chin...and trying to lick it off... I just wish i had passed by that place in Berlin... I soooo woulda luved tasting the "secret sauce".. YUMMS !!!


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ok... i gotta run.... sooo much shit to get done... i still havent put up any christmas lights or the tree... i gotta do that shit soon... and i gots to hit the gym... fuck... i can see the outline of my six pack poking thru... i cant stop now... im obsessed... sometimes all u want for Christmas is a six-pack and dick up ur ass in the steam sauna !!! LOL
im such a slutt!!

A new beginning....

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Did it work?? can u all see that porn vid?

OMG....i just made the big switch to a Mac.... & i feel like im learning a new language.... i have no fuckin clue how to use this new thing.... I just figured out how to cut n paste links n shit.... i know... im lame.... but this thing dont even have a right click button on the mouse... I feel like i have to learn to use a computer again...Im just soooo used to PC's & Windows....

so what else have i been upto.... hmmm, well... I can now watch porn super fast....which is awesome... & i can start using Facebook again, watching funny videos & listening to cool music remixes..... so far im luvin it !!

I noticed alot of the vids ive pasted on the blog r gone.... thats cause the Ning sites r all going down... and whatever vids r left will probably disappear soon, so go light a J... stroke ur dicks & watch em soon !!
LOL

Been enjoyin some time off... been watchin movies.... strokin my dick up in the gym steamroom & hanging out with a bunch of my piggy buddies lately... gettin more aquainted with em on a more social level... u know? ....past the suck n fuck, seed n leave level of piggery...
Haha,,,,

Me & one pigbud actually had lunch... in broad daylight... in public !! ...like yeah, that dont happen often.... he had to run off for an appointment.... so i never got a chance to suggest a quick blowjob in the Starbucks bathroom. They r huge here!! Perfect size bathrooms for a quick n sleazy pump n dump !! LOL

Then on another cold Canadian winter night.... i was just plannin on chilin, tokin n strokin my dick here at home.... then suddenly i had 4 guys on their way over to seed my ass & i was quickly showering clean.... 2 of the bitches didnt arrive.... i wont be chattin up those losers again.... one guy that arrived was ughhh....how do i put this....Borderline Fugly.... but i was sooo stoned.... it was freezing, so i let him inside where me and another fukbud were tokin n chillin on the couch.
The chemistry felt so off....but the leaf was makin me so Super Horny for dick in my ass, I just got up n stripped down.... bent over n sucked my buddies dick hard & let em both take turns raw fuckin my hole......

Bordeline fugly couldnt cum... but my other fukbud threw me a nice hot fuck & shot his load really Deep in my ass !! ...like so fuckin deep, i couldnt even feel it leaking outta my hole :) Then we started chillin out again & it took me an hour to get rid of the Fug.... my told my other fukbud to get dressed to give him the hint.... LOL... so i says, "OK...time to shoot u both out the door one by one, so the neighbours dont wonder"!! LOL, they had a good chuckle, although once i got Fugs outta here, my intention was to keep my fukbuddy entertained a bit longer.... So we start stripping & sleazin it up again, & talkin dirty.... I let some of his load leak outta my ass & he went to town eating out my hole.... i scooped up a bunch of spooge that i squirted out...lubbed up his dick & went down on slurping on his sloppy cum coated dick....i luv the fuckin taste of my ass mixed with cum on a hard slimy cock.... feeling it pound my wet cumhole a bit... then flipping around to slurp n suck all that juice off !! Woof !! ...im soooo fuckin hard right now thinkin about it..... damn, its all gone now.... i had to squirt most of it out this mornin when i got up cause i felt gassy :p LOLOL

so my fukbud actually stayed over.... i was covered in cum & we just cuddled n spooned.... then fell asleep cuddlin n snoozin to piggy dreams.... fuck... he brought over some really good leaf to smoke up.... im gettin me some of his good shit to try out soon.... i think we'll be swapping loads alot more often, cause he's got a pretty nice fukhole to spunk up too :) ....i always like new beginnings.... Im not implying i wanna marry the guy... but he's fun to chill, toke n fuck with.... and u can never have enuf sleazy fukbuds on hand :p

ok...so bare with me, while i try n figure out my new Mac....
...im just luvin being able to watch porn so quickly again.....ahhh new beginnings :))
LOL!!!


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Brought to U by the Letter....

remember watching Sesame Street as a kid?

Goofy ernie, bert, grover & cookie monster would make u crack up...

Swedish chef, Grouch & the Count rocked too...

& all those retard kids would sing songs about colours or animals...

fuk... gettin baked & watching old shows like that, or the Muppets is awesome...

Some of U twinks probably have no fuckin clue who The Muppets even are!!

well...every episode was sponsored....

by a letter...

or a number...

so retarded...
yet genius...

all the content in the episode had something to do with that letter....
so if it was the letter Z.... they showed shit about zebras... or the zoo... the canadian version would include a zamboni...
LOL

So this message is brought to you, by the letter C !!

..the letter C !!

C... for Cum...Cummy, Cumslut & Cumhole !!


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...also brought to you by...The letter P !!

the letter P !!

for Piss.... Pig... Pits.... & Pussy !!
LOL


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the ending is sorta boring eh?
but fuck....
Nuthin beats a fucking piss fuck !!

Warm piss filling up ur guts....a nice fat dick sloshing that piss around in ur ass...the noises...the smells...... the piss leaking outta ur ass & running down ur legs... slosh slosh slosh !!
Fuck!!

Its fuckin amazing!! ...U gotta get 5 loads of spunk in ur ass to get anywhere close to a piss fuck... add some cum n spit to the mix...Woof !!


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& brought to U by the Number 12...

why 12 u ask ?

cause a dozen dicks R better than 3...
LOL!!

a few announcements....

ok...im watching the news now... and i dunno if u pigs, kids, and pot heads r upto date on events up here in the Great White North... the True North Strong & Free... yes, those cheezy sloagans r in the national anthem....

....but the goverment is being overthrown!!!
Its a coup!! Its a takeover!! Its unprecedented!!

I think its fucking Awesome!!

the only thing that's missing r the tanks rolling thru the streets... i think some tanks rolling in the capital would cumplete the picture... mabey it could bomb a public library and blow up children's school books...pages of paper flying all over the air... i think that would be awesome too!! And then, if our Royal Airforce...(all 7 planes)... flew out and nuked an iceberg floating in the north atlantic off the coast of newfoundland... that would be cool!! ...and then if all the Quebec seperatists marched into Calgary (our version of Texas), and used big black markers to write French language Graffiti all over the store windows.... Cumplete Anarchy and Chaos... Canadian Style!!

Fuck...these fuckin politicians are all on fuckin crack... i think they all need to pass around a Big Fat J in the legislature.... chill the fuck out...and they would all actually get something done... they could sit back in those big green leather chairs...feet up on the podiums... drinking orange crush and munching on cheddar cheese Doritos.... Yeah... Id probably run for office then... They're all fuckin pigs anyways... Whats another one amongst them :)) I'll need a few slutty interns then... I can post an ad on Manhunt for interviews !! LOLOL

ok...ok... im pretty fuckin baked... and i cant shut the fuck up....

....i have a few announcements i need to make...

- I cant fuckin stand sitting beside someone in the subway who smells like curry...especially when they're fucking caucasian!! Ewwww!!! Fuck me i hate taking public transit with all the ingrates & smelly poor people of this city...Ick !!

- I must apologize for my lack of involvement on Facebook. It fucking crashes my laptop at home... and there is noooo fuckin way im doing anything BonedNstoned on a work computer... that would be professional suicide....
....But, im finally putting an end to my 8 year relationship with my current comp here at home...and upgrading...WooHoo!! I cant fuckin wait till it arrives by courier....I can actually start doing shit again....instead of waiting 20 mins to check my fuckin Hotmail !! I might be able to really get creative on the site, and do some cool cool shit... mabey i can program a big giant cock shooting cream all over the screen for you!! and it could look like it was streaking down the monitor...that would be sooooo coool !!

- And what the fuck is up with all the Ning sites ?? none of them work...or everything is shutting down...like What the Fuck ?!?!

Thank fuckin god when i get the new comp, it wont take as long watching and downloading porn!! I havent been able to download porn in years!! Yeah... it really sucks... but just another week... i bet i wont be able to get my dick away from the screen...

-oh...another announcement... Im putting my Ass on Hiatus.... my buddy sorta rough fucked me a bit a few days back...and its feeling a tad bit sore still... and i was just at the docs the other day...and he told me to take it easy and hold back... so im taking my ass out of the Holiday display window again... I'll put my fat dick back in the window... throw some tinsel on it... and wrap it in a red ribbon... Yeah... last thing i want is to rip my hole apart again... Noooo fuckin way dude...

I had fun gettin my hole fucked, filled n bred again... but i guess it still needs a bit more time to totally chill n heal... so id rather rest it and cum back in full force in the new year.... those dicks wont know what the fuck'll hit them...

So... im back in the market for slutty bottoms...the sleazier the cumwhore... the better :))

ok...thats all... i gotta go... busy busy this week... work... xmas parties... and a funeral... yes... a fuckin funeral...tomorrow... fuck... i dont wanna go... and im chipping in for this fugly flower arrangement with a bunch of others... ick... im gonna be behind a tree smoking up at the cemetary... who knows... mabey some really hot guy will be there... id luv to smoke up and skull fuck some guy in a cemetary... his head hitting up against a headstone every time i ram my dick down his throat... oh yeah... im really fucked... i have no fuckin shame sometimes... i Luv it!!

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U wont be left out to hang...
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I wont leave ur asses dangling for too long...
so here's the other site i created... it's ready whenever its needed...

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Get It ?? Instead of bonedNstoned...its bonedANDstoned


Easy eh? I think so... just type out the whole word "AND" after Boned and b4 Stoned.
...and if thats too confusing for ya... well ...dude... u need help... seriously... go get ur ass fucked n loaded!! LOL

ahhhhh.... Wouldnt u miss me !! Some of u die hards out there would be crushed... so dont worry... if i disappear offline... ill be back soon enuf... ready to fuck n fill more ass... ready to sleaze it more than ever... and milk as much fucking spunk outta ur dicks as i can :)

so... on that note... lets see what sorta flicks i can find here for today...
ive been busy working lately... so i got nuthin new to share... well... im lying... i played with a piggy bud the other nite... was fun... he rode my ass for awhile... but i was tired n shit from working... so we just chilled n cuddled most of the time... and i was totally sober n shit... kinda weird... its been awhile since ive fucked sober... i didnt feel like myself... i cant put my finger on it...
oh well...

here's a super hot fluid swap vid... no fucking in it....but its pretty sleazy n hot...


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...here's another hot fluid swap vid from fred...that pig from montreal...who films alot of hot sleazy vids of himself riding huge dildo's, gettin bred and eating cum... fuk... i sooo wanna pigout with him someday & make children... LOLOLOL !!!


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and this last one here.... its sorta boring at 1st...but watch the ending...you'll see why i posted it :p ...that and the white top with rastafarian hair is so hot... i luv sleazy lookin punks :)


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ok guys... Im off to the gym... its a nasty day here... and i gotta hit some weights and see some naked ass in the locker room to cheer me up.... nuthin beats a smelly musky locker room... stirs my dick awake every time!!

Oh...and like WOW... The blog's got over 100,000 hits alredy!! Holy shit... I've been up n running for less than 5 months... so thanks for all ur hot piggy messages and emails... (and fuck all u fuglies who write me nasty shit and threats... no one ever forced u to read my shit)... i was taught that if u had nuthing nice to say... to just shut ur trap and give them a dirty look & walk away !! LOLOL

Later pigs...

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