29.4.09

U fucking asked for it...

Well... after months and months of guys constantly messaging me for pics and shots of myself....

ive decided to reveal myself...

my profile here on blogger has a true likeness of myself...

but i also like to get creative behind the camera too...


i just dont post any, cause someone could easily recognise my work...

Toronto is a small fucking town....

2.5 million aint big.... fags worth fucking r few n sparce....

so there....

thats it...

its me...

cant u see :)

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Yellow Alert

Pot supply here is runnin low...

Fuck..

when is my regular dealer gonna get back to town already !!!
and its primo shit she's got...
cause it makes me wanna get fucked....
right up my butt....

And as for u fuckers out there who think i've become some desperate emotional Wifey !!
puhhhlease...

i couldnt give a fuck what u think.... i blog n write for me... not to please u bitches....

why would i blog and write bullshit... Im writing about me... its not made up... its all fucking true...

so when i say, im gonna get piggy cause I forsaw the future... well then fuck ya... its gonna get fucking Sleazy !!!!

got it!!

i didnt say when....
so fuck off...

i know u sluts r desperate to rub out a load reading my site...
ive kept u waiting awhile...

so here u fucking go...
the sleaziest of the sleaziest i can possibly find tonite...
all for u...

U fucking asked for it....



ok...that was a bit vanilla... but i luv the ending :)

ive been asked to put some more variety of porn on the blog...

apparently a bunch of u think i post too many porn vids with twinkies and whitey's....

well... i just post the hardcore shit i like....

and im gonna keep on posting the hardcore shit I LIKE !!

i've posted u all the same links i get my vids from... so go hunt n stroke to the shit u like and start your own fucking blog !!!

Got it ??

Good :))

U fucking asked for it....

Take that fuckin Dick Bitch !!!



was that too vanilla for you...
too twinky...
too caucasian...
i bet half of you watching just shot a fucking load...

i know whats best for you...
i have excellent taste...
and dont u fucking forget it !!



fuck... i luv footplay



this next one has condoms... but trust me... its one hot fuckin vid... and those cum shots at the end R incredible :))



some of U asked for older daddies...
well, i found some hot ones for you :)
who doesnt luv gettin fucked by a hot daddy... trust me... if anyone can appreciate a hot daddy... its me :p



i almost creamed my pants watching this one...
im really not into super steroid built gym bods... but i luv the wrestling !!



oh shit...nothing beats a hot fuck on a flat bed :)



and i luv the ending of this one.... the top really creams this bitch good and rams his sticky cock back in the sluts cummy hole, while the bitch is licking all the spooge on the bedsheets that leaked outta his sloppy hole...



ummm, yeah
do i know how to pick em, or what !!


I See the Tales of the Times to Cum!!

OMG....

OMG !!!

Holy Shit guys !!

grab onto your chairs....

and i want u to take everything i say with a grain of salt...

im just a little stoned...

so excuse the typos...

this stuff is really good shit...

oh fuck ya...
it feels better than an orgasm.....
im fucking telling u...

anyways...
i feel like if just done a tab of acid...
and i can envision the future...

(acid needs to come back into trend...why r these children shoving themselves full of tranquilizers !!! ...when they can be soaring high in the sky...visiting lands beyond... foreign and strange... )

so back...
To The Future !!

I seeee with my little eye....
i seeee. Tales of the Future and beyond...

oh yes my dear friends...
just as you'll be waking up....taking a piss... and making your morning coffee... a little blip will go off on the Gnet... thats because Google will eventually buy the internet, whosale value because of the world economy tanking to its worst ever levels... the International Monetary Fund and the United Nations... and whatever motherfuckin international organization is out there, gets together...and they decide on the future... sceptically... and methodically... the cameras are watching...

And they decide to sell the Internet !!

to the highest bidder !!!

well thats alot of fucking money right ??

so Google lays claim to 60 % of the internet....

Microsoft takes on 20 %...
Apple Another 10 %
...and a bunch of other companies like CNN/Time Warner, Virgin & Nestle Foods owns the rest of the web...
(and hey dont underestimate those Nestle Swiss folks out there... they've got a big stash of fuckin cash shoved right up their mountain peaks...why u think they been laying low for so many years :)

so cause Google owns most of the net... its no longer the "www" anymore...
its now, The Gnet...
good enough right !!

great great plan... so Google and all those companies and countries coughed up that fucking money to save the world from absolute chaos and collapse !! What now ??

so the World basically picks up the pieces and everyone looks confused in the rags their wearing, anorexic looking ribs sticking outta the rips in the dirty cloths...

A new day has dawn, the sun slowly and brightly rising to the east....
the fields are sown... the cattle is herded and fed... the children and sent packing off to school with containers of Locally Grown Organic Fruit, & a Whole Wheat sandwich with homemade Mayonainse and pickles from the garden !!
The economy picks up !! Just like a boom that occurs after each major economic decline....
A cultural and technological boom erupts over the land...
A new Generation is born...
a brave new world...

but then Google holds most of the strings of power... they own most governments... they own most of the companies that ever existed !!

This Earth will no longer be known as the planet Earth. Google realeases a press statement.... This earth will now be known as the planet:


Google !!





(silence)



Da Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!! ...and music... lights... fireworks !!!

So because Google owns almost everything... and the other vested partners can reap and benefit from the plunder.... Google then gains access to all our goverment records... tax information... medical records are still being fought in court...

and because they own all the satelites, cell networks, fiberoptic cable and hydro electric utilities... Google basicaly knows when u wake up because u flick off a light switch or flush a toilet or turn on ur laptop...

Blip !!!!!!

Blip !!!!!

Blip !!!!!

So then all the pigs on barebackrt.com will know ur awake... and all your friends on Facebook will know your up... u can start Twittering right away (i got friends and seen guys that pounce on their phones 1st thing in the morning and bring it to bed and start texting away... its fucking annoying bitches !! )
.....or even if your outside walking... satelite images can pick up your infared signal and relay it back to Google Friend Finder Maps, or Google People Search... and depending on your level and acceess of control... u can locate an individual anywhere on Google, or find out anyones personal details and see their family childhood photos anywhere on Google (remember its not planet Earth anymore...shhhhhh !!! )

by that time and age... computers wont be as we know them... i envision television/computer interfaces with remote access stations will appear in our homes... the iPod's as we know them will become little foldy notebook phones... and even windows would be able to be made to appear as clear/LCD screens...

yes... it'll be impossible to get away from Big Brother... you'd literary have to get off the planet to get any piece or quiet !!
if u became a cave dweller or shacked up in a log cabin in the forest... u may posibly go undetected....

they wont tattoo us or put chips n our skin... all that shit is stupid...
lets just say if Google or some other company or agency had access to that type of information... down to the light flicker switch in the bathroom...

and Ping !!!
ur on the radar :)

all u need to do dude is select the appropriate mood to start off your day...
Please select from one of the following options :

Still Asleep....

I said I was fucking Asleep, leave me alone !!

pukey...

Brewing a cup of joe...

In the Shower, Gotta Run !!

Stroking my Dick....

Smokin some reefer....

Looking for ass....

....so u can customize your own options and select as many as apply...


whoa...
fuck...
watch out...

is that 5 years from now ?
50 years ??

who knows... but u dont need to imbed chips in people... its already doable !!

and trust me... my fucking intuition is bang on !!
im always good at foreseeing things...

Its me ESPN
lol

I heard of a new accronym...

u know of TTYL right?
thats easy...

how bout TTYN ?
...any guesses...

Talk to You Never !!
HA ha !!

So next time, someone annoying Ping's me, Ding's me or Blip's me in the morning... i can throw them an online burp and tell em to TTYN !!

how bout TTYC ?

Tales of Times Yet to Cum...

let me see in my crystal ball here...
yes... i can see deep into the future...

he's pounding him really deep and hard...
he's moaning like a bitch...
he cums all over his hole...
fuck... thats hot...

thats all i can see folks...
i wunder if u can interpret what all that means....

im just gonna get back to stroking my dick...


later bitches :)

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I See the Tales of the Times to Cum Part 2 !!

omg...
fuck...

it happened again...

ive been outta town with the bf...
the trip was wunderful...
the pictures are perfect...
the sex was intense...
the view was great...
the trip a breeze...

picture perfect vacation shot....

but what is it you see in the background...

i see a storm brewing...

the clouds are rolling in...

little bolts of lightning r hitting my brain....

i can see smoke cumming outta the machines...

oh fuck...

dude
thats the pot...

i spent an entire sober weekend with the luver...
like yikes !!!

so like im really fucking buzzing right now....
fuck...
there's no fucking way i am ever giving up weed !!

i like taking breaks.... we need to get productive every once in a while...
i honestly cant goto the gym stoned, bike or play soccer high...

i can dance, drive, cook, shop and do hot yoga stoned...
and i just luv walking the roomies dog high....
i get a laugh from the bitch...

so anyways....
being as high as ive been all day...
ive seen more visions of the future...

I can feel a renessaince begginning...
i can see a lot of creativity comming my way...
but i can also see alot of pigginess...

im enjoying my quasi sexual semi-vanilla relationship right now...
im like all over the map....
flying around in feeling n emotion...

but i can ahead....
way way ahead far n beyond...

rough seas await....
winds could blow me in any direction....
i could be torn apart by earthquakes and fires...

im such a fucking poet...

i wanna get fucking piggy...
like last week !!
like now...

i need to breed n seed....
i need some cum in my bum...

i need to roost with the pigs...

oh yeah...
oh fuck

SWINE FLU !!

great...
and now its spreading like wildfire in Mexico...

Glad i didnt get bitten when i was down there :))

jeez Louise...

I was watching a documentary...
The UN estimates the world population will rise by another billion in the next 2 years... Another Billion !!!
they also estimate the population will rise to 12 billion before 2030 and then dramatically fall to 9 billion by 2050....

so basically, we will exponentially breed, seed and multiply....
and then a combination of natural disasters, epidemics, gross mass exterminations/famines and wide spread new diseases will bring the population down to managable levels...

i tell ya... watch out bitches !!
i dunno if im good up here in Canada...

the worlds weather could go either way....
we could dramatically shift into an Ice age...and we'll freeze up here and we'll be excavated 5000 years from now in giant Glaciers and they'll chizzel our bones huntched over desks with frozen macbooks or blackberries held tight against our hearts aching for warmth !!

Or the globe shifts into a melting stew of melting icebergs....droughts... lashing huricanes with floods... and earthquakes that crumble even the best built cities...

oh yeah... Canada will be a paridise !!
we will be the new Riviera !!
The Arctic Riviera !!

Where the geese and bevers rule the waters...
Bears, wild turkeys and deer lurk the lands...
and pigs roam wild in the new eco jungles of the future...
fucking on rooftop forest gardens...that collect natural sunlight and use it to heat your closet leather sling... and heat your natural outdoor stone jacuzzi... smoking a nice leafy joint u just cut n rolled in the garden...

Thats the kinda future i like....
The peace luvin, pot smokin, garden dancing, naked pool party kinda future....
gimme a pair of leather Birkenstocks....
a below the knee cut ripped jean short...
with a V neck T and cross dangling from my neck...

doing Tai Chi to a gong on the beach...
Totem Poles in the background...
kinda like this...



anyhooo....

lol...

i might have to change the name of the blog to Cheatin n Seedin !!

flew in this morn...
got home...
got settled in...
rolled me some good shit...
grinded and brewed a sweet cup...
...and then it started...

i was crawling outta my skin...
i need to fuck some ass...

i wanted to suck n ride some dick...
i was just readed to pop thinking about it...

just the thought of prowling the park and taking 10 loads up my ass had me dripping...
but im exhausted as fuck....

and i can tell this little relationship is gonna get twisted...
i cant not be my piggy self...

summer awaits...
i wanna slut...
i wanna troll...
i wanna rock n roll...

and im not waitin hunny...
for your boat to sail in...
u can cum n find me...
in your favorite brothel tonight...

ill be dancin to this...



so i got me online...
and me and a cpl buddies start messaging...

there were a bunch of hungry mouths n holes online....
i choose an easy n laidback fuckbud i knew...
i know what to expect...
no surprises...

he was hungry for a load..
and iwas more than happy to oblidge...

security brushes me past the door like i was a daily visitor... and within 5 minutes my dick was sliding up my buds ass...
silky smooth and warm... i nailed his ass over the railing while we sniffed on poppers, pinching nippes and slapping his ass...
he wanted a quick load and i didnt feel like fucking for an hour...
10 minutes of a hot quick pounding, calling him names... getting him to tell me about all the latest fucks n loads he's been getting... making him beg for my load... and nuthin's hotter than a hot man telling u he wants to have your baby...

...my cock slips out of his hole after i slowly winded down my hard pounding after what felt like cumming for 2 minutes...and there's this large massive glob of cum on my dick... i wanted to shove it in his mouth... but he didnt look so keen on that...so i told him to turn around again and slipped my dick back up his cummy hole... pounded his hole another minute and he cums all over his floor...Nice !!

Seyanora dude...
he's jettin town...
cool fukbud...

i know he'll be back again sometime in the not to distant future...
my dick n hole has that home beacon device...
it brings the hounds back to the mothership for refulling...
my radar extends far n wide...

My dick may be cummin to a town near u soon...
If im ever travelling alone... I'll let ya know....
work n pleasure usually takes me there n hither....

if im travellin with friends or the luver...
well, i doubt id be able to get away for long...
you'd have to catch me in a club bathroom stall... or in the alley behind the hotel... or a dark dingy alleyway behind a coffeeshop...

Boned n Stoned is gonna get sleazier... trust me...
thats my prediction...
and a bit more creative...

mabey im just talking outta my ass...

another blogger recently called me "Domesticated"...
i cant recall who...

we Piggy bloggers were few back in the day...
and now, i cant keep track of which piggy cumslut bitch is which....

Its high time for Swine Control !!
go get your shot !!

21.4.09

I Call this Meeting to Order !!

This is a pretty hot fuck guys... kinda vanilla... but wait for the end :)
its condom too... but i swore it musta wripped apart half way thru the shoot...
and what fucking drugs were they on !!

Fuck 3 consecutive loads in one take !!
impressive... usually its the guys on NO drugs who can usually shoot more loads i find from personal experience :)



Now... lets get back to business...

i...
me...
little ol me...
CEO n President of Boned N'Stoned Incorported...

(go read back if u dont recall and read back... i incorporated back last fall )


I am calling this shareholders meeting into order !!

You as shareholders and readers are stakeholders...

Yes...Stakeholders... and you need to have input...
i ultimately have full creative and literary control of the blog...

I like employees and shareholders that contribute to the group !!
send me some dirty pics or a link to a really sleazy video...

and lets try and participate in the Conversation/White Board write here to your right ---->>>>
------>>>>>>>

I call it the Bathroom stall wall. Its like writing your number and a sleazy message in a public bathroom stall with a black marker. Sleazy graffiti :))

Yeah i like that... thats what this blog is all about....
Leave messages like : "26 y/o jock boy in NYC looking for a fat dick to seed my ass. Email me at BrokebackBitchBoyinNYC@yahoo.cum

HA HA

we should start the .Dot.Cum

just like
.ca
.com
co.uk
.net
.org
.fr
.cz
.what ever fucking country you can think of has their own letter

lets start the .cum address !!

Its fucking genious

lets say u hated the current bareback.com website which is SOOO SHITTY AS FUCK
u wanted to start your own site, or seek an alternative
you could type in :

www.barebacksex.cum

And BINGO !!!
EUREKA !!

A new domain name is born, just to feature sex sites.... that would be so awesome !!


2nd item on my list here....

Start doing the little survey's on the side that i post....
================>>>>>

It will help improve the content of the blog...

i can customize it more to suit more of your needs...

And see how piggy u guys really are....i dont know if u guys could all handle what i could possibly throw at you....

There's alot of piggy shit ive done over the years, i've really never blogged about....
so while i seem to be passing thru a Vanilla stage in my sexual cycle....it only means that when this stage passes, ill become even more piggier than ever....
then watch out...
fuck...

Gono will be the least of your problems !!
LOL...

any new comments, concerns or questions u wanna table ??
u know where my box is :)
bonednstoned@hotmail.com

meeting ajourned :)



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ok... im back... 2 days later here... fuck... i tried to regester a .cum address but i couldnt make it work !!

that and im sick as fuck...

ive been shitting my guts and puking all weekend...
the bff just got back from a 4 day work trip....
and he tells me his dick is itchy and looks at me all coy and evil... and almost blames me for giving him Gono or something...
LOL !!

so ive been trying to work on his post traumatic stress on the gono issue ?
i admit to being no angel :))
not me :)

but i reminded him that he travels often on business, and who knows what hussy he humped with...
he agreed and called it a mute issue :)

so i gotta go to the docs tommorrow and get my dose...
u know...
that typical Gono dose...
cmon... i know buddies who's docs give em tons of that Gono pill shit, cause they're the biggest fucking ho's out there and they get Dick Burn every 3 days !!
LOL

i wunder if this will affect our trip... he was planning on taking me away on business with him... courtesy of the company and the reward points....
we'll see....

so i may not be blogging much in the next little while... between me puking all night here, having to return to work for another project...and possibly being wisked away in 1st class comfort next weekend

oh fuck...
lets see if a joint will make it all go away...
make all the pain dissapear..

fuck..
mabey im pregnant !!

ill have to go on the Maury Povich Show one day..
"oh Maury ! I dont know who is Za Fatha !!""

enjoy this new mix i found
im outta here...
peace :)

16.4.09

sleazy fucks



cummy sling bitch... im jealous !!



i luv those calf tattoo's !!



Fuckin Skanky !!
LOL





nice... grass stains



If you dont wanna shoot a load in Christian's hole anytime...do u need like fuckin Viagra dude ?

sleazy fucks...

where should i go tonite ??
a fuk party... or the park...

decisions decisions....


14.4.09

New Buds...



Woof Woof !!
LOL

That is fucking hilarious...And the dog tail shaped butt plug... Awesome !!

OMG guys... i really dont wanna have to blog about this... but its a must...

i just added that little globe thingy... isnt it cool... i luv blowing it up and watching it roll around on my screen when im stoned as fuck.... its new... so it says like 5000 of you have visited me since i added it... but the other counter i added wayyy back... like just a few months ago... its past 400 000 and on its way to half a mil... LIKE WOW !!!

I've been online for roughly 9 months... and its like im a fetus and i am ready to exit the womb and explore the world !!
and you guys..
the readers...
the pigs...
the fuglies...
and the hot fucking hunkies ...
who follow my blog week after week....
what started off as stoned up passtime of mine to write about my sexploits....

I really had no clue i would still be blogging today... like ive actually kept it up...
its hard...
and of u fellow bloggers out there would know that !!

it takes time... dedication... and some quality time with my bong to update you every week... Check my messages and reply back... to look over all the new blogs and keep upto date on my fellow online pigs... and screening all that porn so that i can choose the most choicest and greatest pieces of good quality Boned n Stoned approved pig porn out there... fuck... If i got paid to do this shit, Id make good fucking money !!!

Fuck there's so much i dont blog about... I dont want to innundate you with every little fucking detail of my life like some bloggers... cause really, u dont really give a fuck do u ??
...ur just here to get off...
arent most of us :))

I also dont blog about every bitch i breed or every dick i suck... cause dude... if i just bred 3 bitches in a row each day... and tod u about each one... that would be redundant and boring... I'll pick the best fuck and write about it... Fuck if i wrote about each and every fuck and sexcape ive ever done since i was 16... you would be reading Volume 15 of the Encyclopedia Britanninca - Boned N Stoned Sex edition...

so yeah... thats all i wanted to say... ur readership means a lot to me... sniffle... sniff sniff...
uh huh

i luv writing when im high as a kite...

i also dont wanna innundate u with every detail of my personal sex life...
the non-piggy one

the one im playing out with the bf now....
yeah... thats right...
its semi official...
he's aware of my pigginess now :)
and my bad habits...

and so far i was blessed... with a big giant load on my ass :p
my ass is still on hiatus... (fuck me... seriously, ive been a major btm boy for years.... this is total cumpletely unexpectated change of events for me lately)
only prob is.. the bf is vers/top too... fuck

Two Vers Tops...
Sitting in a tree...
R I M M I N G !!
one asks the other...
who will it be ?
but no ones junk...
ends up in the others bootie...

its a dramatic romantic comedy...
my life...
fuck...
it went from gang bang outdoor orgy fuck fest to an episode of Queer as Folk... and like fuck, I HATED THAT FUCKING SHOW !!
shot in Toronto btw ...
but it was so American Cliche !!

Id luv to watch a montreal gay underground grunge pig drama series on Showcase... Thats what they should film... Star some Canadian red headed Irish East Coasters and add some Piggly Frenchies to the Mix... and then add some sauave Native canadian into the mix... the obligatory italian fag hag tag along and add an ethnic sidekick to the mix and you've got an eccelent character cast for a great show....
Sorry... i always regret not going into a career of film and theatre.... i would probably be poor as fuck, using a fruit crate to type onto the Macbook fevourishly smoking a blunt of any roach lying around intact in my cold dank and dark warehouse storage facility locker with a space heather... no sorry... i choose something better... and im used to ceratin worldly comforts i cannot live without... besides... u need to be a freak to be noticed and make anything of yourself in artistic circles here in Canada....
im just a pretty face...
what do i know...

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ok... Im back... i wrote all that shit 3 days ago... i musta been smoking some bad shit... cause that so doesnt sound like me... i was nagging like a bitch !! i had to erase half of the original... geez...loiuse !!

so i scored me some really good shit the other day... like im not talking ass... im talking bud...

Get it bud ?

Good bud :))

oh yeah... its good bud...

so my supply isssues r going away...
that and my co-roomie twin bitch sister is cumming back to town
and she was my primary and most reliable supplier...

and if she cums and lives under this roof.. ohh fuck the place is gonna stink like an ashtray. You'd get that hotbox effect every time a door or window would open.

no wonder people love lingering outside the window here :)

So Bud !!
Welcum to the 100th episode of Boned N' Stoned :)

luv all the new buds ive met...
and all the many more to cum...

and i bet ill get some bud in u...
and fuck u like a slut...

from parks to dark alleys...
and toilet stalls to stairwells...

u should always remember...
my buds i charish for and care :))

...am i talking about u... my buds ?
or about my bud... Bud :)

Thats good fucking 100th episode poetry there bitch !!

here are some fireworks...

enjoy :))





Trick or Treat !!
LoL !!



5.4.09

drip drip



Dawson... Drip drip is all i can say :)

And this next one is awesome too...
its old Hot Desert Knight Stuff... but its the porn i was watching when i was 21... so its part of my Retro Collectione











Ahh...Ohhhh...Poutain !! Poutain !! Oui oui... tres bien...
The only good use of the french language... for sleazy sex talk :)
drip drip

oui oui....


Spring is in the Air....



Spring is in the air...
The bees need to polinate the flowers and the roses...

and the pigs stick out their asses and the dicks polinate them :)
I luv Spring :))

now...its been raining 2 days str8 here...so its depressing as fuk....

but nothing beats fucking some nice ass inside on a rainy day :)




so i drove over to this guy's place in an industrial/artsy district.... its pouring rain like a banshee outside
puffed on a leftover roach i left in the car ashtray

The concierge of this new not so swaky industrial condo complex makes me sign my name in this book...
so i sign up as :
Nico DaSilva

Hahahaha !!

i could pass for a Nico DaSilva... or an Esteban Ronaldo... or an Amir Hussein !!
LOL

my background and nationality is somewhat mysterious...
its ambigious...
Im mixed bred...
From the highest stock... of sexy nymphomaniacs....

You can say we were blessed and bred by the fruits and loins of the ancient Gods...

light some incense or light a joint dude....

This is where it gets fun :))



Like a Virgin !!
Bred for the Very 1st Time !!
Like a Virgin...Make your dick beat !!
Next to Mine !!
lol

im baked as fuck....

so i head up to this guy's place... he opens up and he looks pretty cute... tall, white thin, muscled... a weird nipple ring... but a nice mod hairy scruffy complexion... like myself :)
so he's in this open concept two story loft... very minamalist.... tres blase.... toronto condo/loft design is horrid...

so anyways... we scurry up the stairs... into the bedroom... my dick flops out of my jeans and he's slobbering all over it... get its nice n wet n hard... he cums up for a wet sloppy kiss, so i just throw him on the bed, face in a pillow and start eating out his ass.... flicking my tongue back n forth over his hole... rubbing my hairy chin and blowing into his hole... like i said boys, i luv eating a hot ass... and his ass felt like two warm Cinnimabuns... so he squeezed this horrible KY brand lube on my dick and his hole and he held onto his stair banister while i started porking him from behind... we were the perfect height... i didnt have to arch down or stand on my tippy toes to get up his ass... my fat upward dick was perfectly alligned with his ass bent over... we fucked and fucked for like 10 minutes on the stair banister...his ass felt fucking amazing... and he was bent over in mid air sniffing poppers like a fiend... so he was flying higher than me !!

.... after slamming his ass hard for awhile i pull out and notice some icky messy stuff on my dick... so he brings out this brown towel... i wipe off... he wipes his ass... he goes and wipes up quickly... so i just lay on the bed and wait... looking out at the big bay windows and most of the old industrial section of Toronto....he climbs beck into bed, so i just roll him over on his ass... blow into his hole... spit on it and work a finger or two up there, u can tell he's hungry for a nice load... so i spit on my dick... and it wasnt anything messy earlier... if i didnt know any better he could have had another load in there... but it wasnt that.... it was just my pre-cum churning up his guts :))

so i pin him under me... stroke and slam my dick in his ass... pin him down... and start gagging him with my fingers in his mouth... im feeding him poppers... he's this hopeless cute bitch pinned under me and im just using his hot hole to drop a load in there... im looking out the big bay windows while im fucking and choking him with my arm around his neck.... and i finally blasted a load into this guy's ass... he was jerking his cock underneath me so i just kept on fucking him and he shoots a load all over his bed.....my dick eventually flops outta his hole... and he runs to shower... ick... i could never understand guys that do that... take one later... just bask in the stench of sweat, sex, and cum for just a bit... Jeez !!

so we chit chatted as he got dressed and i admired him slathering a bunch of moisturizer on... figures we both work in similar professional and artistic circles.... well, somewhat....
got dressed and left...

he'll make for another good fuck again soon :)
i like his hungry cumwhore attitude :)

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I just came back from this awesome date !!

Its with the new bff... we have these awesome dates... cuddle... rub... suck n tug... drink... talk... dance...
and we just spent the night wrestling each other to sleep.... if i recall he came in my mouth... and we fell asleep spooning with the taste of his cum mingling in my mouth :)

and we slept good and quiet together... which is rare... i slept well with the last (psyco) "brofriend".... which is one of the only reasons i ever let him stay over...

Im always my horniest in the mornings... so waking up in my bed means a constant assault of my dick thrusts and my fingers pinching nipples and fingering holes... im generally in my most primal in the morning... animalistic... demonic nature....

so after a quick frolic and back massage.... he made me a demi-gourmet breakfast... honestly no one makes coffee better than mine !!

he had to scoot me out the door eventually to get off to work... and me... i get to enjoy a beautiful sunny day... and i gotta run out and meet some buddies.... have a coffee or a drink... score some pot... cause ...

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

im almost outta fucking pot...
well... lets just say i just smoked the last of it...

I ran out of stock and didnt replenish in time... Jezuz fucking Christ...

I Hate Cumming back to a Mess at the Office !!

(i might be found near a pond licking toad's or munching on the little mushrooms sprouting up in the most wet earth )

Fuck...spring is in the air...
mabey ill go score me some ass in the park !!

1.4.09

Cumming back to a mess at the Office !!



Woof...if that vid didnt make u cum a shotglass...

seriously ppl... im away for over a week...& i cum back to find lame porn updates !!

is this what happens when i leave the office & my desk ??

i cum back to find the office in shambles !!

lots of lame porn !!

no new music or fashion trends....

the recycling wasnt put out to curb... Thanks Roomie !!
mound of plastic shit collecting outside...

and a dead ant infestation in the bathroom...
i blame my sickly hot rads for frying them dry...

just like i was frying down south :))

ive got a wicked tan line...
and im just spending the next few days detoxing...
fuck

a week of drinking, drugs, sun, sex and fun needs a receovery period... like fuck !!
im not 22 anymore...Im 29 !! i cant return straight to work the same day i arrive back... I need a few days to chill, unwind and aclimatize to the dreadfully dreary weather here again... get a load of laundry done...

and then cum back and clean the office...
fuck guys...
u think i could go away a week....
chill out from work...
get away from the blog...

be out n about mingling, flirting and fucking as usual...
and not have to worry about cumming back to a mess at the office !!

LOLOL

im fucking kidding...

but thats what i had to hear for a whole fucking week from my buddy travelling with me !!
his messy office...
all the work...
about all the lame bitches he's dated...
and all the new current ones...

i was wishing i had taken off to Ft.Lauderdale solo as planned...
but fuck !! ... u just gotta make the best of a desperate situation...

thank god a had a nice stash of reef with me...
it made the 1st half go by smoothly....

and then i ran out... and no new dealer had been sought out...
and then crash...

im surprised one of us didnt cum back in a body bag...
i have good survival skills... i can get thru the worst of anything....
but i was close to slitting my wrists around him...

but im back... im back... looking good... detoxing and smoking a bowl of grass to release all those stressful toxins and oils.... as im recharging my batteries again im in super sex mode... I've jerked as many as 4 loads out in the last 24 hours... i need that release... that and i cant find an easy piece of ass within an hour... its still a bit too chilly to cruise outdoors here.... that and u know the saying," I need a vacation from my vacation ?"

well... i need another vaycay god damnit !!
me and friends are alredy planning the summer... fuck, anything to hit the beach and some more ass !!

...that and the food... eeek... the hotel food was nasty..... the local food didnt sit that well in me either...
there was this icky nasty hick staying down the hall from us...

Do u know what a tatoo said just in the small of his back above his ass ??
It said : "Exit Only"

like WTF ??

yeah...that was my ass in mexico... for exit only... but getting that tatoo'd above ur ass ?!?!
This guy looked psychotic.... like if u watching the news, his mug shot would be on for murder and rape... u know ??
Alot of the guys at the hotel were fugly or french... i have no patience for the french... unless their bent over and waiting...
...which leads me to the frenchie slut i bred in a bar one night...
nuthing special... just some ass and some release :)

....the culo was lacking... well the slutty non rentable culo that was cute was low in stock...
Its the recession...
business is tough...

in toronto, i have Hot Slutty Hole on Demand... 15 mins online, and anywhere from 2 to 15 fuck buds r ready to bend backwards for some dick...

lol



this should make u salivate a bit....

and to end this episode, a nice Educational Video on the Effects of Drugs.
A nice relaxing educational video
I think i might need to get a hammock for the office....
then ill never get anything done :)