29.8.09

Lite Up...



Lite up and enjoy the tunes dude...
get those headphones out...

Because this is it...
im fucking thru with this shit....
im quitting...
i cant do it anymore...
i just wanna end it all...

Im about to light up my last ciggie
i wanna enjoy it...
so i got really fucking high...
to celebrate the occassion...



i just threw the empty pack across the room and started stomping on it....
i dont know what came over me...
ive never done that b4...
mabey that means its over..

fuck...
nasty habits die hard....

we've all got our vices right ?

some drink...
some smoke...
some lite up pot...
some do a little more...

some suck n fuck...
and dance to the beat of the drums...
while others beat n jerk it...
to the beat of their cock...

yeah...
nasty habits do die hard...
i have so many, i could do with one less...

im off to score some dick or hole at the gym...

here...
i scored u pigs some hot porn...
Polish off that roach and continue...









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24.8.09

Testing, Testing...

oink oink...



oink oink...





oink oink...




OINK OINK !!!



Testing...testing...
the emergency broadcast system...
testing the boundaries...
testing the limits....



so my summer is pretty much over pigs...
im back at work for the fall season...
long long hours ahead...

so just before the last long stretch off...
i decided to hit the beach...
and a buddy of mine came to join me...


toronto beach culture is fucking lame-O.
but it was a fun day with good company...
so after a long hot day on the beach...
cruisin men, smokin dope, and cooling off in the frigid lake...
we ended up at his place chillin on the patio...
nice way to end the night...

little did i know i was gonna get raped...
little did i know...
the fun part was the spontanaeity of it...
and the fact we were drunk and high as fuck...

why pass out on the couch watching a movie...
when u can fuck :)

it was a bit of a blur for me...
my buddy is pretty hot...
nice guy...
10 years my senior...
fit...
with a nice fat dick...

oh that dick...
its fuckin delish...
especially after i swallow it whole after it cums outta my ass...
oh yeah...

its been a long while ive taken a good dickin...
and been a submissive bitch...

he fucking pounded and pounded and pounded and pounded and pounded my ass....
fuuuuuuuck !!
it was fuckin good dude....
my ass totally opened up, and it was a slosh slosh sloshin good time...
and it tasted really fuckin good...

fuck when ur high and you've got the pasties, you'll lick at anything to drink...
cummy dick...
wet hole...
swallowing gobs of spit...
yeah...
it was a pretty piggy fuck...

Testing, testing....
1...
2...
3...

i thinks my ass is hungry for more dicks...









18.8.09

Extreme Heat Alert

piggies, piggies, piggies...

fuck me...
i just got this new batch of weed...
and its fuckin ace..
wow...

i say... Toronto weed is starting to be just as good as Holland's...
this new stuff gives me so much energy, i ended up mowing 4 lawns yesterday, outta the blue after borrowing the landlords mower... one of those manual push ones... got outside shirtless in a tight pair of addidas jogging shorts...and went fucking wild on everyones lawn... The neighbours were looking out their windows in shock... I had emerged from the batcave... the landlord even cums out and gives me a few cold drinks... passerby's are walking by, admiring my tan... ahhh... a nice summer day....

so.. the pot...
dude...
its some of the best shit ive ever had...
and its makes u horny as fuck...
i dunno if its the extreme heat alert...
its smoggy, humid and hot here... 32 degrees (and i dunno, like a 100F for my piggy yankee cousins)...
but im mutherfuckin superkalafrajalistic horny...

i shot like 4 loads in a row jerking off last nite...
another one today...
and then i hook up with this hot pig...
tattoos...piercings...
and a hot wet sticky hole...
he got bred earlier...

so i went to town on his fucking ass...
in every room...
ate him out a couple times...
made him slurp off my cock...
and bred him with another huge load...

like my loads r so big, i shoot myself on the face every time...
fuck...
this is gooood fucking weed dude...

damn...

i have so many fucks to blog about...
but who's got the fuckin times...
seriously...
I know i havent told u pigs anything about my trip overseas...
and yeah... its long overdo..

i dont exactly blog all my action...
fuck, if i did...
id have a new post every other day....

but im waiting for a friend to show up soon...
so i got the time to kill...

fuck... i better hide the lube n poppers lying around...
and jeezus...
i need a shower...
i smell sooooo fucking good...
my armpits reek like ambrosia...

everyone's armpits reek during Extreme Heat Alerts...
the city opens the shelters for the homeless...
they give out free bottled water at civic venues...

ur balls hang twice as low...
the pigs r lurking around...
every dick is lookin for some luvin...
everyones juice is drippin from their noggins...

fuck...
Extreme Heat Alert...







15.8.09

Cirque du Coq



so i just got home from a Comedy club...
friends birthday...
fuck...
i have too many Leo and Cancer friends...
everyone wants to gorge out on sushi for their birthdays this year.
Jeezus fuckin christ... if i see another piece of sushi this summer im gonna become an Unagi roll and drown myself in a vat of soy sauce !!

so.. Comedy club...
a chain of them is called Yuk Yuk's...
they usually bring in the better comedians...
or so i thought....

The host was i think Canada's 1st and only openly gay male comedian...
cute kid actually...
whitey as they cum...
and kinda funny...
i think i im funnier than him...
thats how comedians get my respect...
if their funnier than me...
then their good :)

im a tough crowd...
u gotta be really fucking good at joking around to get my attention...
u gotta be cynical... or dark... or dirty... or just plain silly...
thats how u get a laugh outta people....

so the gay kid is ok...
he's got the str8 crowd laughing... (and its better than Bruno, just got a "chinese copy" of it ...that movie is a fucking joke... and seriously... Sasha Baron Cohen... need i say more ? :)

so after 10 mins, he introduces the 1st act...
and up cums this Geek...
like Nerd Supremo...
and he starts doing a jiggy hokey dance on stage...
and his routine was mostly done on a CD voiceover while he "intentionaly" lip cinqued...
and one of his comedy routines involved a Math Quiz with a tape recorder...
the crowd was awestruck...
at the amazing genius...
of the Geek of Comedy...
OMG...

if i ever looked that bad on stage...id seriously want you guys to throw tomatoes at me...
id appreciate the gesture...
fuck...
the look on my butchy russian friend sitting across from me was priceless...
she looked at him the same way she looks at me when she's angry...
like she wanted to commit murder...
lol

haha
that was a funny...

get it...
its all about the comedy...

or is it...

mabey sometimes its just about the sex...

cause i gotta say...
i was famished when i showed up for dinner...
that sushi really did hit the spot....

i had spent the last hour pounding the fuck out of some hot daddy hole (42 y/o to be exact),
.... nothing spectacular...
just some plain ol, wam bam, thank you man, sorta hook up.
took a quick piss on my way out the door...
nipple pinch and quick peck at the lips... and off and away...

dontcha wish when u went out to see a show or have a drink at the bar, u could see some real live porn ?
like, not guys doing it in a dark corner or darkroom of a bar.
i mean... like a real, live sex show... with professional actors on stage...
who will fuck... scream...suck... swallow... lick, prick and dick on stage... just like he would shooting it on film in a studio or set ?

id pay to see that shit...
real live porn theater...
...and im not talking about the lame ass porn theatre in amsterdam...

im talking like taking Treasure Island Media, Live on Stage.
Cirque du Soleil.

But call it Cirque Du Coq...
i kinda like that...

Cirque Du Coq....
Yuk Yuk

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1st Act....




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2nd Act....



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and our Headliner...





12.8.09

Mamma Mia !!

ok pigs...

apparently some of u r just a bit too touchy about the subject of race...

listen... the reality is... racism is rampant in our society, and most people hide or mask it to appear more socially acceptable. In private circles...most people r fucking racist as hell...

so... if u were offended by me calling a CheapJewWhore...well, a cheap Jew whore... why dont we just call the guy Joshua. that sounds pretty fucking biblical...

so in reference to my last post... i threw CheapWhore Joshua 3 dollars worth of bus change...

is that better?
does that make it all sound nicer...

fuck

so any reference to paki's and the Paki Taxi Driver's son, will now be known as Ahmed Salam's....

i met some dude on the beach today actually... he looked like an Ahmed Salam... but instead he was a Wop...

oops... sorry
i did it again...
sorry... i didnt mean Wop...
I meant Luigi...

Mamma Mia !!

fuck me
someone cum wash my mouth out with soap !!

11.8.09

Clean n'Go. Me Amigo.



Take a toke dude.... and enjoy the tunes....
i luv waking up in the morning to a nice sunny bright day....
birds chirping...
and house music playing in the background....
i leave it on constantly...

so like fuck... its finally stopped raining !!
every fuckin day... rain rain rain !!!
like what the fuck dude... we've been having torential monsoon downpours here all month...
i feel like i live in a dingy metal shack... water dripping from everywhere...paint bubbling on the walls... chunks of tree outside the front door. I fucking swear lightning hit my place dude... My roomate had a friend over...and it literally shook us both out of bed... we ended up rolling a skinny with a spanish coffee for the hangover, and ended up cuddling watching lighning bolts hit all the trees in the distance, listening to the pitter patter of metal pots dripping behind us. Oh fuck... i gotta move outta this cave... I need a better kennel... something bright... spacious... minimalist.... with a sling hanging... i need a sling room...
yeah...
my next space will have play in mind...
can the floors handle a little piss?
is there enough privacy outdoors on the patio?
can i supersize the tub ?
will the walls contain yelling, moaning, and screaming ?
and...
the sling room....
i've always wanted a little gym/yoga/sling room...

Throw in a weight set... a large wrestling mat and my pilates ball... a flat screen tv for music or porn... and hang a sling from the corner ceiling... presto... Gym/Yoga/Wrestling/Fuck room... its perfect.



ok... so fuck....where was i.....
its finally a nice fuckin day....
think im headed to the beach....
it'll be dead too... its a fuckin tuesday...
so if anyone there is worth fooling around with, ill have some privacy...

one thing about the nude beach here in toronto, is its crawling with fugglies... that walk around naked and wag their dicks around...

ill be lying in the sand... tanning my buns, listening to some tunes... and all these wrinkly 60 year olds walk by wagging their dicks around... jeezus...

oh... interuption... the mail man is here....and he's not cute at all... he looks like a polish homer simpson... where's the regular guy ??



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i got distracted by a little porn...
sorry dude...

ok... ive packed all my shit for the beach...
lets see if i have it all...

mexican beach blanket...check...
towel... check...
xtra Che Guevera tshirt...check...
lotion and spf....
raybans, pink bic lighter and joint...check...
4 cans of Budweiser and an Energy Rockstar chillin in the freezer...
poppers, lube, and a cockring...
fuck im biking guys... the boys get kinda mushed on the seat...
some munchies... pretzel bites, cashews, and sour gummies...
oh...and i can see them sticking outta my bag...

Clean n' Go wipes...
fuck... i luv clean n go

Dude.. its awesome...
i usually keep em in the car....
so after im done playing in the park... or after i get outta the bars n shit... i can hop in the car...and wipe off all the sticky cum n lube off me... especially if ur headed to work, or out to meet friends its essential....

Clean n Go...
i should do commercial advertising... ive got the voice and face for it :)

so last nite, i hit some of the trails down by the waterfront... but it was fuckin dead... and the mosquitoes were nasty.. i was fuckin bitten up n down my body... and i hate treading thru spider webs... its the most fucking annoying thing...especially when ur high...
so i hop into the batmobile...or grandpa... or muffy...
i give the bitch a different name every month...
she's running like a jem right now...
better than ever before...
so now its the Batmobile...

u know...my car's actually a virgin eh?
ive never fucked in my car...
ive jerked off and sucked dick in my car...
but never fucked...
i really hate car sex...
the space is limiting...
but sex outside a car...
now i have no problem with that...
or a convertible...
i totally dig open top vehicles...
or pickup trucks...
u can totally fuck on them...in them..on top of em... whatever !

i got a girlfriend with a nice Audi leather seated convertible...
the bitch luvs gettin fucked in it...
and i luv riding in the back !

so these trails were lame.. so i hop in the batmobile and hit the highway...
windows rolled down....
house music blarring...
me...flying high...
dude... no worries..
i actually drive much better and safer stoned...
im more of a crazy maniac behind the wheel sober...

so i hit this cruising area off the highway thats tucked into the valley...
i luv biking and cruising the trails in the valley...
lotta hot boys in the valley...

i drive around...and this one lot was empty...
ive tapped some ass there...
so i drive to another lot thats more lit...
i gotta say about 8 cars were there...



so i light up my roach and chill to the music...
then i see a hot punky guy comming outta the bush and walking towards this Jetta parked beside me...
and then i nearly choked...

its a buddy of mine...
im actually not fazed...
i know he's a bit of a pig... and probably a pot head too...
but he looked so freaked out... i just pretended to talk on my cell phone so that he wouldnt have to approach me....
he hopped in his car and sped off...

LOL
we both have a very close mutual friend...
and ive caught him lurking around b4...and he probably thinks im gonna blab on him...

dude...
fuck...
i couldnt care less...
...but i can so tell he wants to suck my dick...

i might even bump into him on the beach today... he's always there...

so after he takes off... a black guy and some paki cum outta the bush... i wait for them to flee and then head in myself... but it was sooo fucking dark, i couldnt see shit baked... and this wasnt a regular hangout out of mine... so i dont know the trails good...
i hop back in the car... and by then, there were only 2 or 3 cars left... i drive to an open field nearby and light up a smoke outside the car... it was so fucking dark, u could barely see a couple feet in front of u... so i walk around the batmobile...and this guy is standing beside a tree....he looked pretty fit and young... so i get closer and get a good look at him... he looks like a cute little lumberjack... he's wearing cargo shorts... hiking shoes...backpack, baseball cap... fleece sweater with a tight white tee underneath.... looked 24 years old... scruffy blond beard... Woof !! A valley boy.

he feels my rock hard dick and gets down on his knees and starts sucking it...
he uses lots of spit, so it feels really good... but he used some teeth too...and i fuckin hate that...
he could really deep throat it nice though...
his dick was small....

hot woofy kid...
but a dissapointing dick...
poor guy...
his girlfriend is probably getting banged up by some other punk im sure...
and he was kinda goofy... asking me all these questions between him sucking my dick, or me sucking on his cute lips...
he was a great kisser...
it was like high school makeout...
us jacking our dicks...
sucking face...
and playing with his sweaty hole, which he loved...moaning like a dog...
so i pushed him down to the dirt when i was close and shot a huge load over his tongue and face...
he lapped up as much cum as he could....
i pull him back up...and continue the make out session...tasting my load...
it was kinda salty...
not bad...

i was more in the mood for sweets...
so me and the lumberjack kid part ways...
i hop back in the car... and what do i do...

Clean n Go...
wipe, wipe...
all better :)

hop over to the 24 hr supermarket and get some munchies...

a precooked rotiserrie chicken. $9.99 ....who doesnt luv rotiesserie chicken...

a pack of chewy sour candies. $2.29 ..for those sweet n sour cravings....

one large carton milk. $5.29

one box of Fruity - O's (cheaper Fruit loops) $ 2.99

...and only one 20$ bill in my pocket...
fuck !!
i avoid taking the wallet with me when i go out hunting the trails...
so i just had some cash and a licence...
fuck

no Fruit Loops...damn...

ok... now i hear thunder outside...
Like what the FUCK !!
can i not have one bloody fucking day of sunshine !!!

fuck this city !!
if its not feezing...its humid...if its not raining...its snowing... if its not foggy...its grey and overcast...
toronto is not a Sunshine Destination...

Attention all Pigs...
if u were planning a trip here...
dont sweat the SPF...
u dont fucking need it...
but dont forget the Bug Spray...

i guess a bottle of Tag would do just fine...
and always travel with some Clean n'Go :)

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Warning... This vid is a little sick...
but i had to post it when i saw Brad Maguire was in it...

i dont get the hole "brown" thing...
some guys dig it...
but what turns me on more about this clip..
is the fact that these pigs are so turned on and into it...

umm... and remember

Clean n'Go. Me Amigo.
Clean n'fuckin Go !!



1.8.09

...for our Feature Presentaion !

what am i still doing in the city??
i should be camping, or parting it up someplace...
its a long weekend here in toronto...

so here i am, blogging...like WTF right ?

its precicely 6:00 am, dark, but the sky is glowing orange and a nice blamy 16 degrees celcius...

so what the fuck am i doing up at 6am u ask??
well... for starters, i havent slept a wink...
ive been hazed on leaf all day.

U know when u buy a new laundry detergent and u luv to smell it like poppers the 1st time u use it.
or when u find a strange pair of underwear, and u sniff em to check if their clean...and when u smell some piss or cum on them, u just keep on sniffing them like u were visiting Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Well, when i open a fresh bag of weed... i tend to overindulge the 1st day...ok, and mabey the 2nd...

its like putting a nice bowl of triple chocolate ice cream with blueberries on top in front of me during a nice hot summer day.
Give a dog a bone, and he's bound to bite it :)

....ok, im not gonna blog on my vacation fucking now...
im gonna blog fresh...
europe is hazy today, so it'll be hazy tomorrow...

so im supposed to be outta town right... but i had to run a bunch of errands and needed some R & R time to just chill since returning back to work... so i decided to stay put tonite...
updated some blog shit.... pay some bills... log onto bbrt... check the facebook mail... put out the garbage...make some din din... asian dumplings and edamame beans... yes... how Yoga eco-stoner Healthy. Listen, ill be eating garbage camping for the next 2 days... all Pigs need the proper nutrients !! Then i washed down 2 bowls of cereal with a scoop of ice cream...That was the pot kicking in....so im thinking fuck this pot...its gonna pudge me up if i dont cut back some... so i light me up some more leaf... and head out for a jog... the sun is fading... the garden sprinklers r comming on... the city is pretty dead on long weekends... most people take off for the cottage or the lake or someplace other than this bleak humid city. so i hit some cruising grounds 15 mins into my jog... so what do i do... i light up... fuck me...
Jogging and lighting up a joint while im stretching... fuck... they dont come as fucked as me...
i notice some guys lurking around... but not much... so i drift into the bush and then realize i cant see shit...
the spotlights from nearby headlamps is too weak....and their's no Moonlight tonite... oh SHIT !!
im stoned, dizzy, and can barely see fuck... i bet i was walking around aimlessly, pushing branches, spider webs and leaves outta my face for 20 mins. if u had night vision goggles, im sure i would have been a fucking hoot to watch.

so i find myself back to a mainlit path, and just light up again...
You'd think id learnt my lesson the 1st time !!
no.. its the Willy Wonka effect...thats what i call it....
like dude... when ur boned n stoned,
just go with the flow...

that and for some reason, the more pot i smoked, the more fluorescent the bush became...and i could see the trails and paths more clearly... dude, it was almost like an LSD trip....
so i stumble over these 2 guys... i kinda give em their distance...and slowly approach... i could barely see shit, but they continued sucking cock, so i guess they didnt mind... and well frankly... i was the hottest shit in the park that night...

im sorry...
i dont always think im the hottest shit...
i hate walking into a bar full of muscled effeminate muscle mary's full of attitude...
but if ur taking a walk in the park, and everyone is just kinda blah and average looking and doesnt really stir ur dick, well...ur probably the hottest piece of ass there :)

so.. the guy getting sucked is young n tall from what i can tell, and the guy on his knees looks youngish and white, but i cant tell...he sees my throbing hard dick and dives in for a taste... he's actually a pretty good cocksucker... so i force him to deep throat my dick... then buddy's... then back to mine... till he's gagging...and buddy luvs the way im forcing him, so he starts getting verbal with him too... well, cocksucker gets up, and i get a good look at his face and cringe... he wasnt fugly.... but he looked like a 40'something piece of trailer trash and spoke like one...
well that ruined it for me...
so i wander off... and bump into this latino like looking dude... he starts giving me head and he's really fucking good at it... i was face fucking him for ages...so i feel up his little culo, and he's got this smooth tight ass, and he likes getting his pucker played with so i spit on my fingers and feel up his hole... he's totally into it, but i think he blew a load when i started rubbing my dick up against his ass, cause then he got soft, his dick felt slick... so he gets back down on his knees and starts to suck me again... but i was done with him... i cant stand guys who cum that quickly... jeezus, i hadnt even sucked his dick... so then i light me a smoke... and this weird looking guy cums up to me... he's like the Taxi Driver's son... he was in this long sleave dress shirt with khakis on, and wore this ridiculous looking hat... im generally not attracted to Indians or East Asians, unless they act really "white", dress "white", and arent too Paki looking...know what i mean ? so this dude is like the closet case Paki toronto Taxi Driver's son cruising the bush...

so i ignore him...
then he approaches...and tries to touch me... and im like "Back the fuck off pak !!"
and im sure i looked pretty icked out...
so what do these icky guys do?
they lurk around more...
he comes back up to me, and im like dude, back the fuck off !!
so i walk away... and they follow and lurk...
he swoops in again and talks to me in some broken paki-english giberish...and i push him off me this time, throw him against a tree, and threaten to put a gihad up his ass... he sorta stumbled away like a child with no money at the candy store....
fuck... later pako !!

i dont mean to sound racist... but i dont have to fuck with every pak, jap, spic, kiwi, brit, jew, wop, afro, tsar, gimp, or Abdul either. just because ur white, doesnt mean id fuck any of you... god only knows there's alot of fugly white guys around too...

so... who do i bump into in the bush... a Uki...
tall, muscled...wearing camouflage shorts and hiking boots with blong hair... fuck, i hit me some soviet dick...
so he bums a smoke off me... we start chatting... and i start feeling up his dick... he's got a nice package...so i take him into some brush... pull down his pants and start licking and sucking his creamy hard shaft... nice 7-8 incher on him.... yummy... he goes down for my dick... but he cant suck dick for shit... so i get soft... and then paki Taxi Driver's son starts circling us like a vulture... eventually walking right past us, when i sorta subconsciously pushed out my arm, causing him to fall onto a bush and stumble away cursing the day he met me... LOL !!!

i was done with Uki... too bad i didnt feel like bottoming, i woulda taken his nuclear soviet torpedoes up my stern... but he didnt look like he was gonna share his Chala buns either, so i took off...

i let my high wind down in the bush a bit longer and then headed for the jog back... well... i didnt jog... dude... stoned... just a sweaty power walk...

so i hit a nice protein shake with juice... and im so horned up... i get online... blah blah blah blah blah....
i stroke out a load watching some hot porn... and head to bed...
but no...
no sleep...
just horny...

who says the wolves still dont howl with no moon?

so i get back online... light me a little leaf, thinking... fuck, if anything, this shit should be help me pass out...
so i chat with a cpl late nite piggies...
one of em is from outta town...staying at a downtown hotel.

tells me he's got 2 loads up his ass
so i put on my sweaty jogging clothes...
...and i realize i pulled off the perfect decoy outfit for a downtown hotel fuck...
if i get questioned at the door, ill just say i went out for a jog, and my girlfriend is upstairs waiting for me with the key (wink at the concierge)... and on the way out the door... u look like a regular hotel patron, heading out for a jog....

problem is, u cant pull that shit off here in the winter... ur wrapped up in coats, boots, hats and mitts... everyone looks ridiculous showing up for fucks in the winter... the fun part about winter, is u can make stripping off the layers the fun part... peeling each layer off slowly.... summer time... fuck... whip off the tanktop and shorts, and ur fucking Nekkid !!

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ok... its precicely 7am now... and sunny
see how long it takes to write ?? all that took an hour... non-stop....not even a pee brake !!
ok and im starting to poop out... i needs me a nap...

so i get to the cumsluts hotel... cruise in the front revolving doors....hop in an elevator cab, and upstairs we go...and i look around the elevator for a camera... i adjust my cock anyways and feel it up... i couldnt care less if i was being watched... so i get to the door.... i told him to leave it ajar.. but i guess its hard in a big hotel... last time id been to that one, i fucked some flight attendent... or did he fuck me? i cant recall...
oh well...
so buddy opens up... he looks cool, gottee, mod hairy, whitey...and i can tell he's a pig... so he shows me in... and hops into bed... i just rub my dick, poke out my middle finger and becon him towards my dick... he crawls back to the foot of the bed and starts sucking my dick... and fuck... was he good... perfect pressure, lots of spit... no biting... and swallows it hole... just the way i like my big dick sucked... just the way i like to suck dick :)

after a few mins of skull fucking and throat reaming... he was slobbering lots and gagging all the time, so it just made the skull fuck hotter... i felt up his ass, and started to work it open... spit on it... found some lube on the nightstand... squirt some on his hole... some on the dick... and slide that fucker in...

i gave him a pretty hard ride.... musta fucked him 6 different ways, just pounding on his ass forever... i was fucking him for at least an hour... and im surprised he could take it...
id pull out and make him suck my dick...and shove it back in his ass... i wasnt being overly aggressive... i just wanted a hole to get off in... and this guy def knew how to use his. i threw him on an armchair facing the window and pounded away at his ass from behind... the sky slowly getting lighter with every couple of thrusts... i could see the lights turning on in other buildings and offices across the street... and i wonder if they can see us fucking... we're watching each others reflection in the window pane.. well, i was... his face was burried in a pillow.... he was begging for more dick , so i just kept on ramming it up his ass hard like i was on speed...
pot can have either effect on me...
make my dick droopy, or super hard...

i eventually nutted up his ass... and continued to pound it in for another 5 mins... after i pull outta his now loose cummy shitter... i just fingered his ass and pinched his tit while he jerked off and came...
fuck... dude
i just pounded the guy's ass for over an hour...
i think he deserved a little credit...
a little finger, pinch n pull... and he shot all over his bedsheets where he was gonna sleep...

so we chat a bit...
he's blushing about the hard fucking and my nice dick...
im like (smile) "yeah yeah...thanks" ....
i hear the same shit and compliments all the time...
i actually genuinly appreciate them...and i try to accept them gracefully...
cause after u hear the same shit after each and every fuck a couple times a week, for the last i dunno, 15 years.... well fuck... u sorta get tired about hearing about your big beautiful dick... fuck
tell me about all the loads in ur ass... or about all the slutty sex clubs u went to...
lol

oh... but he did say he was from Hollywood
and im like, oh yeah!!
..and he admits to working for Disney...
...seriously...

i just fucked over & bred Disney....

mabey i can land the BonedNstoned Disney/Pixar movie deal.
i can write the script...
i can get porn actors like Dawson and TitPig to do the voiceovers...
add some house music...
it could be hot...
cmon...

hmmm... what reputalble media company would even touch my blog...
its dirty...
its filthy...

guess i just have to start my own company :)

later

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im fucked...
so yeah boys... i need to crash... im bushed now...
the sun is up... the wolves need to rest in the batcave...

i woulda blogged about the bottom jew boy who came over and i fucked him sensless for 2 hours, sweat pouring everywhere... but alas, no cumloads shot....
something tells me, BottomJewboy knew or suspected i was "BonedNstoned"....
he talked to me about all this shit... and i suspected he was dropping me hints, to find out if it was really me...or not really me?
get it?

Listen....attention all Pigs...
If u all bent over in front of me right now, and said, fuck me, I wouldnt necessarily.
I dont want u attracted to me, because of me being a blogger...
Id rather u be attracted to me for me... and me being attracted to u for being U... its that simple....

so Jewboy... after fuking him senseless for 2 hours and not cumming, goes to his bag on his way out the door, and tells me he's missing like 30 dollars from his wallet... and he's like "Did u take it?"

Dude? Me... take 30 dollars? From a filthy cumdump Jewwhore like yourself ?
Uh huh...

fuck... i hate cheap fucking jews... he kept on going on and on about his money while he got dressed to go.... so i run into my kitchen and throw the bitch some bus change... 2 hours of ass pounding cost me $3.25....

i guess thats means i owe Disney 2 bucks....
if i had 2 bucks for ever dick ive had up my ass.... hmmmm, well... i think that would definetely buy me a hot tub :)

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And now,
For our Feature Presentation
... i dedicate this fuck vid to JJ

...for being the the 1st pig with the balls to readily admit he know's about my blog to my face...

...im sure there's a cpl more of you out there who know..
and you're all a bunch of pussies :p
and u know what pigs with big balls do to pussies...
we fuck those bitches up :p

cheers

enjoy the Feature Disney presentation :)