Feeding time...

Once upon a time,
there was a little boy,
who's dick grew big,
and didn't know why...

it hurt and it hurt,
it would grow so big,
and stand up so tall,
it made him feel like something was worng...

but along came the day,
the joystick was found,
and to this day,
has never put it down.

he stroked and he swirled,
the skin felt so hot,
and then all of a sudden,
the jizz flew right out...

he thought it was weird,
it made him feel good,
the priest said it was bad,
yet the boy was no fool...

he grew up to discover,
that his dick was fat,
the boys would suck it,
like it was their last...

and then one day,
he got stabbed up the ass,
and after the weapon was fired,
it creamed out his ass...

this boy likes to shop,
some times he cant stop,
he slides and he slides,
his debit hard too hard...

but after the retailers,
have sucked his pockets dry
he turns right around,
and gives them another ride...

LOL

fuck me...
im back...

sorry...
vaycay dude...
ive got tons to fucking blog...
i really wanted to blog my pig sex with u...but who the fuck has the time to run to an internet cafe...pay...and have a lack of privacy writing this shit...
the recollections wont be as accurate...
they're already hazy in my mind...
but ill tell u one thing...
i bred and got bred lots :)

and besides... how am i supposed to screen and stroke to the porn i send your way in a cafe ? ...exactomundo !!

travelling without the laptop was weird. its almost feels like not travelling with a cell phone. I need global GPS at my fingertips at all times. so im thinking, i gotta get a fuckin iPhone. that and my trusty little Ericsson is starting to fritz. Think of the possibilities... i could screen porn at work or on the road, and post it on the blog that same day... any of you fucking pigs wanna contribute to the fund ??

fuck, why am i not making any money off this shit...
bloggin aint easy bitches... takes alot of time n effort...

you know why bloggers like to blog ??

other than the fact, that to be a true blogger...
you gotta have a somewhat selfish ego (please fellow pig bloggers, we all do :)
you either do it because you love to write....or be creative and artistic, or enjoy photography and film...
some of you do it for a living, or for profit...
and some of you do it to get more dick...

im not like that... i keep the blog private...
so ive never used the blog for dick...

but that might change...
ive got a few iders floating in my head...

why not make some cash outta this... and get more dick...
Eh ?
Fuck ya :))

but that shit could take me awhile... i got a busy fucking life too...

so in the mean time...
here's some fucking porn...

Sorry i havent fed you in awhile pigs...
i thought u guys could use the diet and exercise....
and its fucking summer !!
Get out there and fucking Pig It Up !!
get off the keyboard...and over to the park... or the gym... or the bathhouse... or the beach...and put ur ass or ur dick into good use !!

Feeding time... take it easy... dont gorge...
and remember to take ur time chewing...
oink

BonedNstoned

Duty Free

I brought you pigs back a gift from the Duty Free,
its pretty fresh shit...
they've got that weird sticker on them, so i guess they've been inspected by the local health department.
I think they've got Swine Flu...
the guy who checked me out at the Duty Free at Charles De Gaule looked like a hot pig....
if my flight wasn't nearly finished boarding, i would have def cruised him in the bathrooms down the hall...
"Last Call for Flight 69 to Toronto"
....fuck
i dreaded hearing those words...
i wasnt ready to cum back...
i gave piggy at the cash a wink, and told him to visit toronto soon :)
he smiles, and then gives me this slutty french sleaze look,
i wanted to grab the pack of M&M's beside the cash and shove them up his hole and eat them back out !!
Woof


...a lot more to follow soon :)
oh fuck ya !!

xox
BonedNstoned