27.10.08

laundry day....

i luv & hate laundry days....

ive been chillin at home all day....wearin a pair of gym shorts and a zippy sweater all day...unshaven...ungrommed....reading the soggy paper i found outside....drinking my primo ground up gourmet coffee....strokin my cock every cpl of mins, getting hard...and running downstairs every once in a while to throw another load in the wash or check the dryer....so the question is? ...why am i getting the paper everyday? ...and why does my fuckin dryer take 2 fuckin hours to dry a load!! ....im really baked too....its one O'those Days :)) ....tokin....launderin...cookin...and soon to be strokin my fat dick sorta days.... its nasty and raining outside....i have no intention of grocery shoppin, let alone go to a slutty fukbuds and breed him full of dick cream... LOL!! who knows...the nite is still young on that one....someone might wanna cum over...toke together...watch some Family Guy...and get fucked royally....

So...i just made the tastiest fuckin shit a hungry pot head with the munchies could ever make...so i thought id share my tasty recipe with u...I warned ya...Back in my 1st post ever when i started this blog...that i might have recipes to share...that time has Cum!! ...i wont divulge the secret ingredient...but if pot hasn't fried ur brain alredy....u might just be able to guess it!

Brown Rice Pasta Fusili Carbonara with Cocconut Curry Sauce Parmesiana ala Pigboy!!
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1. Bring pot of water to boil. (easy so far huh)

2. Add Presidents Choice brand "Brown Rice Fusili" Pasta to boiling water.

3. Cook pasta for approx. 8-10 minutes or until al-dente.

4. Stain water and drain pasta.

5. On a large skillet, slowly heat up some olive oil.

6. Lighty saute cooked pasta in skillet, carefully adding Mr. Gouda's brand "Cocconut Curry Sauce", and mixing it in well with pasta.

7. Add oregano, chilli flakes, fresh ground black pepper, and parmesian to taste. (i had crappy No Name brand parmesian in the fridge...no real hard cheese to grate...shudder)

8. Pour half a cup of table cream into skillet & saute lightly on low flame for 5 more mins.

9. Turn off stove flame, and quickly add 2 shot glasses of Vodka (i had some Absolut), to cooling pasta and mix in well.

10. Let concoction stand for 10 mins, and serve on elegant serving plates with a dash of fresh mint.

Enjoy !! ...and the secret ingredient...well..lets just say i didnt have any fresh stuff...but there's always some in the fridge to use... any proper pigpad should have some in stock!!.... OMG...lets just call it stock!! ...thats it!! Stock up ur Stock for those rainy days....LOL

Yum yum.... doesnt that sound delish....i think im gonna go have me some more... everyone's tellin me i look so skinny lately... i woulda figured the family had fattened me up overseas... guess i could use the carbs...brb...

...im baaack...i just watched the 100th episode of South Park...sooo awesome!!....and ive got a fuckin mound of dry clean laundry to fold on the bed...fuck...i hate folding laundry...thats why i need me a slave boy...someone who can fold my fuckin laundry when its done...give me foot massages on request...take out the garbage every week...and bend over and take a good dicking at a moments notice... i need a live in bitch...

mabey i should put out an ad...like all those other losers online looking for some fucking slave...LOL!! they message me all the time...asking me if i wanna cum over and be their obedient bitch...Haha...as if ME...Pigboy!! ME...is gonna be anyone's fuckin bitch...Haha!! ...i can play it like a bitch for 2 seconds...and then i'll shove a dry fuckin dildo up their ass, they wouldnt know what fuckin hit em!! Sooo...anyone interested ?? i can set up a really cozy army cot for you in the cellar...its a bit dusty...with some spiders, crumbly concrete walls n shit...but its only the best for a low life btm bitch slut slave like you... Only the best for my bitch...Only the best !! ...and i would never deny you dick...U can go out and have as much dick and cum as you want!! As long as u bring it all back home to daddy... then mabey i'll let u sleep upstairs in my big cozy bed inbetween the satin sheets....Fair Deal, no? I think so !!

haha...im so funny...i think its time i jerk off...ok...i gotta strip off my clothes....brb...and where the fuck r my poppers!!


so here's a good vid to start off the nite....u gotta luv Fred...he's like my Montreal sleazy frenchie counterpart...except i dont film every fat cock that breeds my hole for a livin...i actually gots a real effin job!! LOL... i'll breed the bitch next time he's back in town... i got an invite to his last porn shoot, but i couldnt show....and i wouldnt mind taking his hot load either....he would def eat it out & feed it back to me... He's def a hot cumwhore!!


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i LUV felching & snowballing...nuthin beats eating a hot fresh load of jizz thats leaking outta a fresh fucked raw hole...mmm mmm ...YUMS!!


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ok...still havent blown my load...its fun searchin for that hot sleazy vid that puts u over the edge :p brb :))...

ok..here it is guys...its pretty hot....chuck's a bit chunky...but he's a good pig...and that ass...its so hairy!! all that cum proly keeps it pretty moist...LOL


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ok...fuk me...ive got cum all over my hairy chest & abs...and a mound of laundry to fold on the bed....fuk me...i luv & hate laundry day....i gotta gets me a live-in bitch...the toilets need cleaning too... LOLOLOL !!!!

26.10.08

Boned N' Stoned 2.0...

ok...Barederek...where r u ?!?!?!?!

i heard he had to shut down his site...some copywrite bullshit...can someone please takeover...not all the vids were great....and i didnt actually check it out all that often...but when ur toking...horned up...strokin up at home...and ur ass just happens to be torn up... and its 3am...no way im gonna cruise the park or txt a fukbud that late! .... all u wanna do is blow a load....Barederek...CUM BAAAAAACK !!!!!

so on that sad note.... lets post another piggy vid !!
i guess i should be careful ? im posting the same kinda shit derek posted....it could be some kind of copywrite infringement....like i dont wanna get the blog shut down... i like blogging about my shit when im flying high as a kite.... I dont even check my email or read ur messages if im not high.... im not gonna blog sober...it'll read like shit.... smokin up just makes me hornier..piggier... funnier...nastier... rougher... cuntier... u get the drift... im usually a horny fun cunty pig all the time...the pot just brings it all out 50 times more !! LOL

ok...check out this vid....HOT!!!

IM JEALOUS !!! I wanna be that btm bitch!

but whats up with the ending....whats up with the hot muscled tattoo guy taking 3 hrs to cum...seriously...he's not good for porn filming....dont quit ur day job dude...

Njoy... the vids actually Tokin, dick strokin & popper sniffin good....


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ok bitches...im off...got some changes cummin to a blog near you soon... nuthin huge... the content is not gonna change... but every artist needs to change the frame on their potraits once in awhile...every author has to change the cover on their book jacket with every new edition...Get ready...its cummin... eventually... LOL!!

Boned N' Stoned 2.0 ... The Lets Bring it up a Notch edition...

23.10.08

slosh slosh slosh...

Woof !!
this vid got my dick raging hard...nuthin beats a hot piss fuck!! ...feelin warm hot piss slosh around in ur ass when its gettin plugged...Luv It!!


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...u gotta luv this next one...im sure you've all seen it 10 times...but it always gets my dick strainin in my undies....


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gotta run...later pigs :p

21.10.08

Global Credit crisis vs. Cum Cubes...

OMG...every fuckin channel...day n nite...constant non-stop fuckin talk about the financial bank credit crisis...like Fuck!! ENUF!! Do we have to hear about it aaaallll the fuuuuckin tiiiime...Jeeeeeezus!!! ....if ppl smoked up a little more, they'd fuckin chill out....and mabey help burn a bank or two...yeah!! Lets burn some of those mutherfuckers...they started the mess from the sounds of it...

If ur one of those suckers south of the border...who lost thousands in the stock market...and had to foreclose on their worthless home...well...dude...i kinda feel for ya... as long as it hasnt impared ur ability to fuck some ass and collect loads up ur ass....If this credit crisis did Anything to limit the number of cumholes riding my dick, I think id start getting worried... I think the whole financial mess is great!!! I've cum home...filling up at the pump is cheaper...and the interest rates have dropped so my bank loans are fucking cheaper too!!! Like WooHoo!!!... keep the crisis going, I fuckin luv it!! ...but u didnt cum here to listen to this shit...u came here cause u wanna stroke ur knob a bit....dude...i know u better than urself....

so what should i talk about....hmmmm....which fuckin pig story do i recall....ive got no new fresh material....ive been working alot since ive cum back...it sucks...
....but now that im back, i wish i had the time to pigout a bit more....i was so used to piggin out almost everyday in europe....i forgot i only really had the chance to pigout once or twice a week....and now that my ass is outta order...hmmm i can recall some fond fond memories as a btm.... Like the night about six weeks ago where i went to that piggy club and had 30 dicks pounding my ass...cum was running outta my hole like a leaky faucet....my legs were drenched in cum walking back home that night....but i alredy blogged about that long ago.... but there's another nite i recall walking home with spunk running down my legs...

...was a long time back....i wasnt even living where i live now....i was living in this apartment...across from a big city park where there's alot of fuckin cruising.... and i recall when i 1st moved there id tell guys where i was livin...and they were like "Ooooohhh, u live near the park huh! I bet u go down there for alot of action!" ...and i was like huh? action in the park? ...i was still a junior pig who was wet behind the ears... i had never had sex in a park b4... the idea kinda turned me on... but i was still kinda hung up on having others watch me getting it on... Thank God i got over that!!! I have no issues with another hot group of pigs watching me get knocked up or tearing up another guys ass anymore!! LOL

so i started visitin the park....id go late in the evening b4 dark...sometimes an afternoon....a weeknight...a weekend nite after cummin home....and i slowly got accustommed to the times when it was busy with hotties...or dead with a cpl fugglies...at 1st id just blow some dick, or get my knob sucked off....then as time went by guys would show alot of interest in my ass...so id start to let em dick me in the bush....i even used to let some of em pull out rubbers on me....but then something snapped.... i got sooo addicted....instead of sitting up in the apartment feeling horny and jerking off, id look out the window and see the park in view...and id put on a baseball hat, slide a jockstrap on underneath some shorts and skip on over to the park....id totally go into cumhungry pig mode and go hunt the bushes for a nice fat dick and load... i even started to make new "park buddy fukfriends"... i used to go once a week...mabey two, and some of these hot lookin pigs would be there everytime i was there...so u gotta think, these guys r total sluts, they gotta be there every nite.... so i started to have a regular group of guys breed my ass in the park... if ur cruising around and cant find any decent dick...hey at least one of those piggy fuckers will show up soon and give me my fix!!! LOL

so one night that totally sticks out in my mind...musta been a hot summer nite... im horny as fuk... i get into a jockstrap... put on some army shorts.... pair of old smelly sneakers (i never wear nice sneakers to the park-its muddy!!) ...a hot tight T and a cap is de rigeur for the park... pigs need to adhear to a dress code...and the jockstrap is like obvious...it means Fuck me!! ...so i get down there and start walkin around the trails and paths....it felt kinda dead...but within 10 mins i bump into one of the park fuk buddies who's probably bred me more times that i can even recall.... he always wears this brown zip up hoodie....i can tell its him right away...so we start making out, suckin dick....he spits on his fingers and works them into my hole while im getting his dick nice n wet...flip around and lean up against a tree waiting for his dick.... he doesnt have a huge dick...its like a 6 incher...but he shoots some of the biggest fuckin loads in my ass...and he's usually good for another one later on too!! ...me n him have fucked so many times in the bush, we have our usual routine...he'll fuck my hole for a min...then ill pull off...suck my ass of his dick...hop back on his cock....milk it dry....and flip around and lick his cummy dick clean....and he never stops fucking if another guy walks by us or hangs arounds...he just keeps on fucking away....i like that...alot of guys will pull out or get all shy if a crowd shows up....so back to that nite...he seeds my ass after 5-10 mins of fucking...make out a bit more...shorts and pants up...and we go off on our seperate paths....so i hunt around the trails some more...and i bump into another park fuk buddy....hadnt played with him as often...but i know he's got a huge fuckin prick...he's a bit older in his late 30's or early 40's...but he's hot....so i fish his dick outta his jeans...its a nice fat 9 incher with a big fat mushroom head...leaking a ton of fuckin pre cum...so i get down and slurp all the juicy shit off his dick...he fingers my ass and can feel its wet...he likes it...unbutton my shorts...my ass is sticking up in the air with the jock...so he cums around and works his fat dick in my ass....fuck there is something about park sex, or sex out in nature i luv.... it just feels so natural...like im back to my primal roots....i just get such a fuckin head rush when a nice big fat raw cock is sliding and tearing up ur hole while ur hanging onto a tree and brushing the mosquitoes outta ur face....it Rocks!! so buddy musta rammed his fat knob in and outta my hole for awhile and he asks me where i want his seed.... he always asks me where i want his load... you'd think he'd had fuckin figured it out by now...but i guess some guys in the park like getting fucked raw, but dont want the load inside...like as if!! If my dick goes in ur ass raw...ur gettin bred dude!! I dont even usually give a bitch a choice...i might ask...but i still always shoot inside :)) ...so he shoots his big load in my ass...i lick his dick clean....there is no fuckin way im gonna waste all the slimey cum on a dick that just bred my ass... so we zip up and go our own way....so i musta walked around the park another 10-15 mins...and my ass is feeling good...i can feel the spunk in there...and im deciding whether i should head back home or stick around a bit longer....but i start cruising this other hot guy...he's sitting on this fence rubbing his dick thru his jeans, and he looks like a total pig to me...so i walk upto him....get down on my knees in front of him and start biting his cock thru the jeans...this always gets guys going....so i fish his dick outta his jeans...and a nice fat knob is stickin out at me....nice...so i start to really work his dick and get it nice n hard....spitting on it and getting it nice n wet for my hole...i pull down my shorts and start fingering my wet cumhole...he's watching me finger my ass...and im looking up at his face with his dick in my mouth...and i can totally tell he wants to get into my ass...so i get up...lean over the fence and stick my ass out for him....i dunno if he could tell my hole was full of spooge, but he fuckin luved it...he started to really ram my hole hard and i was moaning like a bitch in heat...so u can only guess we started to attract a little crowd...guess who fuckin shows up?? both of the park fuk buddies who bred me earlier!! some other random guys show up too...but i didnt pay any attention to them....my hole's getting rammed from behind, and i start sucking one of the fukbuddies dicks.... the guy who's pluggin me from behind is slowing down the pace...and i can feel his dick growing in my ass...u know whats cummin next.... he starts blasting his fuckin load up my sloppy hole...my 2 fuck buds r watching on and stroking their fat dicks....once buddy pulls out...one of em sticks their dicks right back in....i can totally feel those loads churning in my ass...every time a dick would plunge in my ass and pull out u could hear the splosh, slosh, splat noices...i fucking luv that!! feeling seed slosh around in my wet cumhole, leaking out and running down my balls and thigh while another fat dick is sloshing around in ur ass!!! Woof !! Nothing beats that shit!!

So the guys start taking turns on my ass...im still bent over the fence...moaning like a fuckin cunt...my cumhole is wet and dripping seed and these hot guys r taking fucking turns on my ass....then this hot kid shows up...he musta been like 16-17 y/o...dressed up like a punk...but he liked what he was seeing, so the guys pull aside and let this little fuckin punk dick my hole...his cock wasnt huge, but i luved having this little piece of shit fuk my ass....he didnt last long either...poor little kid...he dicked my ass for like 2 mins, and shot another fucking load inside...once he was done he fucked off and walked away.... he musta been one of those highschool kids that hangs out in the park and smokes up with their buddies.... me and the guys musta fucked around there for an hour...other guys would cum and find em plugging my hole, so they'd cum by and ram their dicks in my sloppy cumhole....both my buddies shot another load each in me again....but after an hour...i was like enuf!! my ass was sore...and my legs felt like fuckin jelly...i had just spent an hour bent over a fence riding n milking dick....i could barely fuckin stand, let alone walk home....i thank the fukbuds and tell em i need a break...so they smile and fuk off down the path.... and i start limping back home...and half way there, i can feel this cool feeling on my leg....it was totally dark, so i find a park bench and sit down and lite up a smoke....i feel my leg, and globs of fucking spunk were running outta my ass, down thru the shorts and pooling on my hairy legs and getting soaked up by my socks....wow....it was one of the 1st times i had taken to many loads at once...and been used like a gangbang slut in the park....i hadnt even smoked up that nite...my head was flying high from all the fuckin seed soaking and leaking outta my ass...i fuckin luved it!! I wanted more!! I just knew i wanted more dick in the park....and ive never fuckin looked back since... i dont recall what i did when i got back home.... did i goto bed with 8 fuckin loads swimming up my ass...or did i shoot it out into a glass and drink it?? ...or did i save it in the freezer? i dunno... i usually got a cum cube or two in the freezer.... sometimes ill collect my own loads and freeze em...or ill save all the loads in my ass and freeze em for a rainy day :)) i got some hot fuk buds that luv working a cum cube in my ass b4 they stick their own dicks inside and breed me full of goo....Yum!! ...i think ill go find and suck on one right now!!

17.10.08

Dexter made me cry....

Fuk me guys....i just finished watching an episode of Dexter....the new season.... and i just ended up crying...thats fucked....if im gonna ruin it for you....skip to the next paragraph now...Dexter is about to become a father...and he just accepted the fact that as a serial killer, he can live with the fact that he's raising offspring, and accepts his role as a father....

i cried....not like big time...like i would watching Moulin Rouge for the 85th time... yes, im special....thank fuckin god as a fuckin fag who likes to fuck cummy manwhore ass, i will never end up in that predicament...

LOLOL....what the fuck am i writing!!! Im sooooo fuckin stoned.... Im back home...like home home....my pigpen...i luv my pigpen...back at work too...fuck me...im off tonite....so i gots me lots of time to smoke up n njoy my night off.... so i wake up earlier...and my family is calling me from the hood...and insisting they drop by and visit me since I've returned....and i havent made an appearance back at the family home yet...like as if....friends came to pick me up...and ive been stoned...sleeping...or at work since....as if id cum visit!! Haha...
...so i tell em to screw off cause i'm on my way out to run errands...i'll see em tomorrow for dinner...sure sure...hang up... i stay at home, caffeine up and go out and see another friend of mine who's getting off work down the street....we shack up in this coffee shop with those super hot natural gas heaters on a back patio...cause i know my family is in the area...and can sniff me out better than those fuckin mutts they got at the airports sniffin the luggage for crack.... so as im headed home...i guess they saw me speeding by in my Fagmobile, and decided they would drop by since i was headed home....like Fuckers!!...i get in...take a shit....get onto the stove to make me some yummy yummy soup...and knock knock...i look out the window...FUCK ME!!! i scram inside...shit...pot...pipes...smokes....bongs...all out in the open...oh and shit, my little medicine bag of poppers, lube n shit...right on the living room ottoman!!! YIKES...run run run...hide hide hide...oops...dumb ass...the baggie of pot on the kitchen counter too!!! DUH !!! Fuck me...open door...and yell out..."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"!!!! I was livid...i thought my family was insane back in the Fatherland!!!! R u fuckin kiding me....Their are more insane here!!! AHHHHHHHH.... we musta sat screaming at each other for 15 mins...woke up the neighbours thru the paper thin walls...like fuck....GET OUT !!! GET LOST!!! fuck me...i smoked up big time....im Ba Ba Baked !! ....i had to chill out and smoke some buds watching Dexter...i dont think ive ever watched Dexter stoned b4.... i like to watch alot of cartoons baked....and bad hollywood comedies....and the BBC news...that really spaces me out when im baked...i really like watching the BBC...Im Fucked !!! LOL

so really...why am i telling u all this bullshit...like hello...i know u guys r here to pull n tug....please....who r u trying to kid...well...thank god you've cum to the right blog!! LOL

Its called Stoned N' Boned... U can enjoy with my boned moments...and u just gotta deal with my stoned moments too...its that simple....they go together....in plain black n white...

So...my ass...out of order...will be repaired shortly...we apologize for the construction activities...dont forget to tune back in next week!!

LOL....wow...im baked dude....

ok...so i've left an ommission in my travels...i left out a week of pigginess....well, a couple nights at least...i didnt pigout every nite.... my body had taken its toll near the end of the trip...my ass was on red alert....my feet were about to fall off...and i was on my last few nerves....and the city i visited almost put me down on my knees....it was fucked...it was a really fucked fucked experience....good and bad....just to give u a hint...if u never fuckin figured out where i was...lets just say there was a bit of a "nazi" hint in the air...got it...good....if u dont...fuck me...go shoot urself in the fuckin hip...

so after i arrive...get settled in my little apartment...and the cute guy that owned it scramed off...fuck he was hot...i wanted to suck his dick dry....i had me lots of contacts to hit up....i chill out...smoke up...and just as im about to check some msgs...my cell rings off...gong gong...its a txt !! ...hmmm some hot local piggy guy is hitting me up...tells me he's getting off work soon...wants to hit up some ass...cool...my ass was hungry....tell him to cum by and shoot him the addy...im off to shower...now...my ass was feelin iffy...had to test the waters...so i get spic n span....reef up some more...cause its good for the ass...helps it to really relax...know what i mean....and buddy boy txt's me to tell me he's outside....good timing....i pop out n let him up...he's hot...bit shorter n stockier than me...i luv that...i luv fucking with cute little fuckin pigs....they're easier to pin down...and dontcha luv a smaller littler guy that u can clobber anytime pin u down and make u his bitch!!! LOL...ok, thats the pot talking....no...thats me....i luv smaller little cute pigs...They're so cute !!! Koochie Koochie Coo !!!! Haha

well...long story short...cause its all a blur now...he pins me to bed...breeds my ass with his dick....i suck off cummy dick....hit the shower...i drink his piss....he hits my ass again....breeds my cumhole again...drink more piss....oh fuck me...ive alredy blogged about this shit...really...i have....go look up post "Table of Contents"...shit...fuck me...im repeating myself...im stoned....ok...but what happened after that? huh? i left off there....ok....fuck me...so much more to tell....fuk this might take me all nite... i need a break....i need a smoke.... i think i need to watch some BBC unless i can find some Family Guy on tv...BRB...LOL....sorry...i told ya u gotta deal with my stoned moments too...BRB...

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ohh...Arrested Development is on...now that is a good show to watch....funny and fucked!! Not as good as Kenny and Spencer....not Family Guy... or old episodes of Dr. Who...Hey Hey!! Dont judge me... i bet some of u pigs like watching Dr. Who!! Some of you probably like shit like I love Lucy, Star Trek and The Wizard of Oz...or like Dallas!! U should be shot in the head...not me...i have good taste...Dr. Who, the BBC, and Family Guy...all good quality programming...so fuck off!!! Tee hee....did i mention i was baked... i think i need to cool down....or im never gonna get to the piggy part....Haha!!

.....ok, im back...fell asleep watching Family Guy... Stewie fuckin cracks me up...i see so much of myself in him...he's gonna grow up and be a big fuckin pig slut...Stewie'll be standing in some dark alley gettin it up the ass for a hit of crack...and if the bitch fuckin him doesnt pay up with a hit of goo up his ass, he'll just take out his ray gun and obliterate them!! I Luv it!! ...thats what i should do...bring my ray gun with me to the park...No load? ...did u pull out motherfucker?? ZAP !!! LOL

ok...so gettin back to my story... me n little cute pig that breeds me r chattin it up and he grabs a map i got on the table and tells me all the piggy places to go checkout in town...as we're chillin, i tell him i was invited to some raw piggy fuck party, and he's like "cool...he's a buddy of mine, see U there"....nice...im in with the cool crowd alredy! ....the piggy crowd... LOL... so after he fucks off, i gets me ready...hit a market....get me some coffee n munchies... and head to one of the pigbars that cute pigs tells me is gonna be busy....apparently most bars in this town r really piggy...u just walk in and you'll see two guys fisting beside the coatcheck...HAHA!! ...so i walk into this place just off one of the main gay strips in town...and the techno music is pumpin....half the guys r dressed up in regular clothes...the other half r dressed up in all sorts of gear...leather... rubber...chaps...harnesses n shit....cool... u would soooo never see this anywhere else...its like a fuckin weeknight...and all these guys were in pigmode...nice!
...so i gets me a drink and check the place out...the upper floor is kinda vanilla...its more like a regular bar with guys cruisin, tables, a dj booth...but i go downstairs...and its fuckin huge!! There's a chill out area with leather couches...and a huge fuckin maze area...there's like slings...gloryholes...pvt rooms...a big massive leather bed....dark corners and all that shit...it was full of pigs!! ...so i check me out the action.... its been a few weeks now...so my memory is a bit hazy...but i can definetely recall stickin my dick in like 15 guys....bare hole would just bend down in front of me everywhere...so id jab my fat dick...give em a good fuck and go find the next cumhole...some guys in the slings were gettin gang fucked so id join in on the action...gag the sluts mouth and then ram his hole...let another fucker in...and then take over again...good good times....but now that i recall...i think i alredy blogged about this shit...fuk me.... so stoned...so forgetfull...i think my brain cells r fried...grass is good for that...and we like it!!

so the next day...after some sightseeing n shit....i rest up in my apt...wash up...my ass was soooo burning....so i didnt bother gettin spic n span....I didnt call mr.clean...but i coulda used a housecall from Dr.House.... id totally luv to meet that dude "in character"... sit back in his office and smoke up a nice fat one...i wouldnt suck his dick...ewwww...im not like sick...but i bet he'd be a pretty cool guy to shoot the shit with... u know? ...tell him about all my pig shit...he'd probably sit back in his leather office chair chewing Vicadin's and stroking his dick thru his pants with his cane!! LOL ... so i head out and head to this massive fuckin warehouse bar across town.... it took like fuckin ever!! this city is soooo fucked...its big...it takes like half an hour to get anywhere...even if ur underground shooting across town in some train...its fucked!!
so i get into this place...everyone was stripping at the coat check...putting they're shit in big plastic garbage bags...and either walkin around totally naked in boots or sneakers...or changing into all sorts of pig gear... i just came in a pair of tight jeans...boots and a tight T...so i just check my jacket and T and head into the bar... and it was like WOW !! what tha fuk is going on here!!! It was this massive fuckin warehouse...full of slings...crosses...leather cots...benches..."piss areas"....gloryholes...and guys of all ages, shapes n sizes are just fuckin, suckin, fisting and piggin out everywhere!! It was insane!! Everyone was like fuckin dressed up the same though....there were all these little "cliques" of guys....There was the punk group...the rubber n leather group...the athletic little shorts and knee high socks group...the walkin around totally naked group...the jock group...the fuggly group...ect..ect...u get the idea... i sorta stood out...i was just wearin my jeans n boots...there was no fuckin way i wanted anyone touching my ass...so no bare ass in a jock for me!! ...i would've worn the new rubber chaps i got me there...but i think i bought em the next day!!

Guys's were just going at it everywhere!! I was just so totally mesmerised by the whole fuckin thing....Part of it really turned me on...but the other half of it sorta turned me off...am i normal?? All the little cliquey shit kinda turned me off...it felt like everyone was trying to fit into a mould...just like back home in Toronto....most fags try n fit into some fuckin fag mould....and alot of the sex was like totally robotic...most of it i had and was going on around me was cumpleatly passionless....just bend, poke n fuck...legs up, lube n fist....lay down, open mouth, and drink piss :)) It was all fun n shit...and i cant say im like some romantic pig...most of the sex i have is anonymous...fuk, breed n leave kinda sex...but most of the shit going on there was weird... it just felt like everyone was some kind of robot, fucking hole and moaning like a skipping cd track....Get it??

I musta fucked 30 guys....50 guys sucked my dick....id just walk around and guys would bend over infront of me...if they were hot, id poke n ram them a bit...some hole was tight...some hole was sloppy... guys were bent over everwhere just waitin for a dick to slide up their ass....Weird huh ?? Some guys just waited around on the floor with their mouths open waitin to drink piss....Guys would just wait in slings, waiting for the next fist... Tell me where the fuck you've seen that shit anyplace else?? ....well, except if ur in some sauna, yeah...duh!! ...or a park :)) ...but like seriously...guys were fuckin n suckin, and a group of guys would be drinking beer, shootin the shit and joking around right beside em!! ...lots of guys tried chattin me up...but the language barrier was fucked....i couldn't speak their native tongue...their language is fucked up!! ...i could probably learn japanese better... and their english was sooooo bad...and i cant stand ppl who claim they know good english when they really suck at it....so i kept chattin to a minimum...and fucking to a max... i honeslty cant remember who the fuck i ended up breeding that night.... i fucked SOOOOO much ass.... i musta mucked up some hot sluts hole...usually the younger piggy cumsluts get my balls churnin... i musta been there 4-5 hours....the place started dying down, so i decided to make my exit...when i get back to coatcheck and im pulling on my T...3 hot young pigs in leather were fisting...right across from the front door!!! Sure...OK !! WHAT ?!?! .....yeah...weird huh!!

...the next night i goto the pvt little pig party i was invited too...the guy lived across town...fuk...took me another hour to get there...so i find the place...buzz up...and the door opens...so i walk into this building with apts....i walk up the stairs...nuthin...no open doors or music...so i walk up more...and more...im panting..like what the fuk!! Where's the fuckin elevator?!?!....walk up more...i musta walked up 8 flights...and i can hear loud talkin and music playing...fuck me...finally!! ...i walk in...this little cute punk walks up to me...rubs my dick thru my jeans and tells me to make myself at home...LOL!! ....there's like 12 guys walkin around totally naked...some r standing around this bar...some r in the kitchen making drinks...some r on the couch jerking off to porn...and there are like padded matresses everywhere...ok...i heads into a bedroom...everyone's shit is in there...i get undressed...took off my raunchy jock too...didnt see anyone else wearing one...grab my smokes n reef and head out to grab a drink and chat up some pigs....everyone had their fuckin eyes on me...kinda fuckin made me nervous smokin up more...everyones like pasty white and local...and im like the tanned, dark euro pig who cant speak the language and is visitin... the cute little pig was there too...he slaps my ass and goes over to this other little pig and fucks him on a matress...so after a drink n smoke n chattin up the guys...i go up and chat n feel up this little btm bitch that my buddy had just fucked...we're chattin...im fingerin his hole...its wet :) ....then this other guy with a huge 12" dick is rubbin my ass...im like dude "i luv ur dick...but it aint gonna happen"!! ....he's beggin to get in my ass...so like 5 mins later, im on a couch...legs up...and he's tryin to work his fat dick inside...im squeeling like a bitch, trying to take it like a good pig...but it was a no go...my ass was not gonna let itself get fucked...especially from one of the biggest fucken dicks ive ever seen...fuck me!! i woulda so luved to ride n milk that fuckin monster....but there was noooo fuckin way!! ...so the cute little btm cumwhore was gettin fucked n bred beside me...once some guy was done with him and pulls out...i was right on his ass...i kept him bent over and started slurping on his cummy hole...spit on my dick and slide it in his cummy hole...fuckin luved it....i probably pumped his hole for 10 mins and i could feel my load churning...i didnt wanna shoot so early...i was only there for an hour...but i was luvin this little pigs cumhole, so i stuffed his head into the fuckin couch and started unloadin my spunk deep in his ass....i fucked him another min....pull my dick out and start slurpin on his hole again...spit some goo into his mouth...we make out...and i pull his head down and make him lick off my slimey dick...so we both head into the kitchen and grab a drink....guys r cummin upto him and fingering his gooey cumhole...guys r gettin on their knees infront of me and slurpin on my dick...nice!! ...so cumhole darts off to the bathroom...and im like "what the fuck"...he better not be doing what i think.... he cums out a few mins later...and i feel up his ass...its not cummy anymore!! ...like what the fuk dude!! ...i just gave u primo fuckin seed!! and he fuckin shit it out!!! FUCK!! ...little fucker...so i ignored him after that for an hour... id chat up other guys... suck some dick...watch other guys fuck....stroke my dick...fucked some more ass... saw my little cute pig buddy fucking the cumhole again...so i start lickin out my buddy's ass...get underneath em...and start slurping on the cumholes ass and my buddy's dick thats ramming in n out....he'd ram his dick in a cpl times...pull out...stick it in my mouth for a few strokes...and slide back in the cumhole....slide out and stick it in my mouth...and ram it back in the hole...was hot....this went on for like 15 mins...but my buddy couldnt cum...so he pulls out and walks away...so i get on top of the cumhole again and slide my dick in his ass....musta fucked another 10 mins and i can feel another load churning in my balls....so i ask the bitch if he wants to get bred again...he's moaning and beggin for my load....so i thought id forgive the bitch and cut him a break...no one else was really turning me on enuf to wanna breed em, so i let another load loose in his guts...i kept him pinned down and plowed my load into his ass for another cpl mins....he wanted out...but i put my hand over his mouth..told him to shut up and take it....i wanted my seed deep and pounded it into his guts....i get off him a cpl mins later...and we just sorta chill on the matress and make out....he gets up and walks over to the bathroom again....im like FUUUUUcK!!! BIIITCH!!!....not again!! what a fuckin unappreciative cumslut!! so that pisses me off....some of the guys were alredy leaving, so i decided to get dressed and fuck off...i thank the host for the invite...he was kinda fugly...didnt touch him...and i head out....walk down like 10 fuckin flights again...and im thinking, how the fuck do u walk up groceries n shit ?!?! ...after a long day at work, and carrying bags, id wanna die if i had to walk up all that shit to get home!!
LOL

so thats most of my action bitches...visited a sauna one day, fucked n fisted more hole...had a guy cum over to my apt one night n bred his ass....nuthin special...except we figured out that his last ex was from my home town...and he was a guy i had fucked around with years ago on my last visit.... i remember the guy wanted to fuck me bare...but i wouldnt let him...i was going thru one of my "play it safe" phases....ive been fuckin raw on n off since i was a teen....id fuck raw for a year...then feel guilty and use rubbers for awhile...then back to raw....i think its a totally normal learning curve for most pigs....i dont think i can even recall the last fuckin time i used a rubber...and whenever i have, ive poked a hole thru it...Haha!!

so thats all pigs... im back home...back at work....im busy...so not much time to pigout...but my schedule clears up after halloween, so ill def be hunting for some hot local ass to seed... gots me lots of fukbuds to hit up.... id go hit up the parks but its getting fuckin cold here!! ....who wants to freeze up their ass in a park late at night...when u could stay at home...smoke up...stroke ur dick...and watch an episode of Family Guy... even Family Guy puts me to tears...im usually on the floor pissing my pants laughing and wiping away tears....i still cant believe Dexter made me cry... he's evil...I Luv It !!!

(Update)
....dear pigs... thanks for all ur Get Well Cards...and msgs...My ass is slowly healing...its been checked out by the doc...he told me to stay off it for awhile...it aint rhoids...and it aint an Std...i fuckin wish!! ...ive got a tear...yes...its been ripped apart...literally....i gotta stay off it...eat salad n fibre and soak it in salt water baths...fuk me... doc cant tell me how long it'll take...but there is no fuckin way ill be riding anymore fuckin cock for awhile...it sucks yeah...but ive had alot of fuckin dick the last cpl o weeks....my buddy back in my home town really ripped it up...and i think the lack of a toilet seat back in the home town with the family didnt help either...Fuck them!! Half of em walked around squeeling in pain with rhoids!! like fuck...GET A FUCKIN TOILET SEAT U MOTHER FUCKIN BITCHES !!!!

13.10.08

"Enjoying means sharing..."

owww...i just took a shit...my ass hurts....ouch....its better now....seriously...guys...it bums me out...its depressing... im just not as horny when i cant use my ass...even if i really wanna fuck and top....i still wanna be able to use my ass in a moments notice...so when the bum's bummed out...it just doesnt make me wanna pig as much...ok...enuf about that!!

i've still been having fun here with the frenchies.... not as much fun as id ususally have here...but not bad...thing is im really tired too....i dunno if its all the grass...but ive been travellin for 2 months now...im just drained...i wanna go home...back to my fuckin bed...u know...all this plane travel and piggin out has drained me...my family drained me...i need to get back home and back into a routine...and back to my own pigpen...i miss my pigpen....my sloppy little home....Even when my friends cum over for dinner or sumthin, there's like a yellow ring of piss in my toilets...they whine...they laugh...i tell em to shut up and grab the brush and get to work!! LOL

...my buddy i bumped into is gone...flew out yesterday...thank fuckin god....he was sooo lame n boring....and plain weird...id txt him in the middle of the afternoon, and he'd be passed out drunk in his hotel room and when we'd go out, he'd be stuck on the cell phone txting his boyfriend and other friends like crazy....like dude, ur travellin, the whole fuckin point is to get away from it all....i knew he was cheating on his bf, going to the baths and meeting up with who knows who else on the side, but like geez!!! dont be so fuckin pathetic, and be one of those guilty feelin cheating sluts who need to call and update their bf's on every fuckin detail of ur trip ....vanilla personalities bore me...i usually make better friends with "left minded" characters....even some of my really older friends ive known for years r starting to bore me cause they're becommin vanilla...like really vanilla...

...so back to me :) ...i think the nite i arrived, i was gettin the munchies...and i had a few hours to kill b4 i had made plans to go out....so i go out and get some thai takeout...i luuuv asian food... asians usually annoy me as fuck...but i luv their food...so i get a fortune cookie...like what the fuk?? I got thai...not chinese food ?!?!...the menu was half/half...ok...sure..gimme a cookie...so after i gets me back, inhale my curry noodles and get to dessert...i take out the message...and 1st i read it in french...and im like what ?? it says "le paisir est dans le partage"...so im like huh..."The pleasure is in the group" ??...umm, nope, but close, so i flip it over and its in english...geez...thank god dude...that would be a total jip if i couldnt read it...i only ever eat half the fortune cookie...but i wanna read my fuckin message...and when ur stoned...like i am now....Its divine advice from the stars!! So it says: "Enjoying means sharing" ...hmmm, what?? ...ok fuck... its so Genius!! To really enjoy something...u gotta share it!! ...if u share, you'll enjoy it more!! ...ok...u know where my mind totally went...str8 to the Gutter!! Yes, I totally agree...Enjoying means sharing!!!

...so one night...i ditch my buddy...tell him im going back to bed...and i actually cum back n change into sumthin really slutty lookin...and he fucks off to some vanilla sauna i told him to go check out...cause i didnt want him cummin to the piggy sauna where i was headed :)) ...so i gets to the piggy sauna here...lots of pigs...lots of guys in gear...lots of raw bareback sex...nice!! ...so i gets me a locker....just leave my shirt in there...and walk around the place in jeans and sneakers...its a hot look...i dont want anyone touching my ass for one...lets make it clear...my ass is covered...im not in a jock...but i think i had just bought the jeans here too...really tight...shows a nice bulge...tight on the ass...and its all faded, ripped with paint specks on it....nice hot pair of jeans for sluttin around in...and it was on sale...like 40 bucks!!! helloooo...thats like a deal here!! even nasty lookin jeans cost more at walmart...LOL.... i couldnt imagine wearing anything from walmart...i dont think id even wear socks from walmart!! ...but i will wear wifebeaters and socks from Target!! Haha....boy am i baked....

so im walkin around the place....checkin it out...hot guys...old guys...fuglies...fuglies in gear, like leather, jocks and the like...ewww!!! if i was 50...and doubled in size...and grew a mustache or sumthin like that with half my hair missing...i dunno...i just dont think id lurk around the tubs in leather chaps with my hairy tits hanging down to my belly button...i think id stay home and watch re-runs of Will & Grace....eeeks...that makes me wanna shoot myself...LOL....ok..so back to the place...i head down to the basement floor...dark...cool...lots of pigs hang out there....half of it is a darkroom with all these stalls, corners...benches n shit....im slowly checkin out the pigs...guys r suckin here...fucking there...i find a pair of guys fucking on a bench...this young skinny slut was gettin his hole fucked raw from this guy and suckin on some more dick too...i go up, feel up his small ass, start pinching the top's nipple to encourage him to fuck harder and get my dick outta my jeans....bottom moves over to me, starts working on my fat dick gettin harder while he spits it up and lubes it up...i can hear the top moan a bit and i swear he's breeding the bitch....he pulls his dick out and walks away, so im the 1st one to hit that ass...i feel it up....its nice n slick :)) ...feels like he got more than just that one load tonite...he's been busy...nice!! i walk around to his ass...my dick is pretty slick...but it dont need any lube...the spits pretty dry now too...so i ram my dick up his hole in one thrust and it just fuckin slid n mushed that cum on his hole right back in...Yeah!! i fuckin luv that about fresh cummy hole....ur dick feels Soooooo fuckin good with all that fuckin cum sloshing inside....so i start dickin him and ramming his ass hard for a cpl mins...guys r gathering round...they like the show...i can put on a good performance :)) ...ive had lots of experience from the last cpl of months :)) ...so im looking around at the guys...looking for the biggest cock around me that wants to take over fucking this guy...he's on my left...cool....pull my dick out...push him to the ass...and he slides his big dick in and starts fuckin him....nice...everyone's luvin the show...i make the btm clean my dick off....watch him get fucked for a cpl mins...and the guy shoots a load in his ass again....so i get at his hole again....ram ram slosh slosh...im luvin this bitches hole....i keep on fuckin him for awhile...looking to see which other fucker wants his ass....another guy looks interested...so i pull out again...cum's drippin outta this guy's hole and all over my jeans...LUV IT!! ...then this other slutty lookin btmboy cums up to me...sticks his ass in front of my dick...i feel up his hole...not that wet...but my dick is slick...so i work my dick into this guys hole....he rides it for awhile...the 1st slut is gettin fucked by someone else beside me...then the bitch im fuckin now tightens up and cums....great...glad i could be of service....pulls off my dick and walks off...get back to the 1st slut....another guy had just bred him...so his fresh cum slicked hole felt fuckin amazing....my dick just fuckin luved rammin his cummy cummy hole...so im ramming my dick in and out for another cpl mins...but i realize...i cant cum at all....i could so just fuck this hole another 2 hrs...but i doubt most btms can handle that shit...i dont think i could...an hour yeah.....or 2 hrs of dick with breaks...but thats about it... so i pull off his ass...let some other fucker get into it...and go find me another pig....i heads upstairs....nuthin much going on...head back downstairs...and this hot little dark frenchie pig with an aftershadow and leather harness cums right upto me...guess he had seen some of the show earlier....i feel up his little hairy ass...its sweaty...and his hole is wet...nice!!! we start making out.... i stick him in a corner cubicle with the door open...bend him over, feel up his ass as im gettin my dick outta my jeans again...spit on my dick, stroke it up and down twice...and work it into this hot little pigs hole....its not as slick n cummy as the last bitch...but this guys hole feels good...so im pluggin away for just like a minute or two...the guys r approachin to watch again...and little slut pig starts moaning and he's blowing his load and pulls off my dick...im like fuck!! so i ram it back in...i wanna fuck this pig for a few mins and breed him...but guess he cant take it...he wants out...i cant fuckin stand btm boys that chicken out after they cum...i usually hold out till the end of a pigout or night...and if i do cum in the middle of a fuck...i always let the top finish his job!! ...so he cums up for a makeout and scurries off...fuck me...i walk around a bit....find another btm bitch...he wants my dick...not as hot as the last guy....so i start dickin him in the same spot as the last cunt....i wasnt so into his ass...it wouldnt make me cum....and after 2-3 mins...he cums...pulls off...great...what am i tonite?? ...a big fuckin giant dildo for these bitches ??? ....so i walks around some more...the place is dying down a bit...i get bored and leave....surprising thing is...i didnt feel like i was there long...but the sky was alredy bright and coffee shops were starting to open up n shit...wow...i know i was stoned...but when i was fuckin one of those cunts down there and what felt like 2 mins to me...coulda been 15 mins for all i know....LOL

so i hit the sack...get up at noon...caffeine up...get online...and there's this slut from new york city staying in a hotel a block away from me...he's hungry for a load...nice...so i hop in the shower...get dressed in the same cummed up jeans from last nite....walk over...i had asked him if he had any loads in his ass earlier...and he said none...but as im walking down the hall to the guy's room...this hot lookin frenchie walks out...we give each other the look down and smile...he's walkin towards the elevators and i think he was deciding weather or not to stick around and watch me breed the cunt...so i knock on the door...nyc slut opens up...and he's smiling...im like dude..."did i just miss something"...he's like, "quick surprise invite after i talked to u"...im like jeez...u work quick...we had only chatted 20 mins earlier...wow....so i get him on the bed...feel up his hole...nice n slick...he's moaning....im fingerin his wet hole...and i get down and tongue his ass...tell him i wanna taste that hot guys's load in his ass....we were talking sooo fuckin dirty...but i cant get much of the hot guys load out...so i spit on my dick and ram it in the guys ass....while im dickin him im asking him about all his other piggin out in town and he's telling me about all the dick he's been taking n shit...turns me on more...pull my dick out..and bam! there's the guys cum...its leakin out...i get some on a finger and shove it in the guys face..he's lickin up my fingers...i ram my dick back in and pull out quick...more globs of goo dripping out...this shit is mine...so i bury my face in his ass and goto town on it....YUM!! after a min of that shit...i dick his ass again...musta dicked him 5 mins...and then i ask him if he wants my seed...he was beggin for it....tells me he's gonna stay in his room all afternoon and hunt for seed...so i blast my huge 2-3 day load in his ass...i can feel his ass gettin totally slick...and i keep on fuckin him for another min...he had a huge dick too...he gets up and licks my dick clean...i grab his fat cock and i was like dude..."if i was in a btm mood...id rape myself on ur cock whether u liked it or not!! " LOL

i zip up and leave...didnt even take off my jeans or shoes...put on my Rayban shades and walk out into the sunny day!! ...nice eh ? ...ok so last nite...im horned up...didnt really feel like hitting up the bars or baths here...so i get online, im strokin off to some porn...log myself online...and there's this other pig from the States in a hotel a few blocks away ive chatted with b4....he's another load collector...so i msg him and ask "how many loads u got now dude?" ...he replies back...5 earlier...and 2 guys just left...really....i was there in 15 mins...LOL...told him to leave the door unlocked...room dark...waitin ass up in bed....he was wearing these chaps...but they werent leather...or rubber...more like this satin material...weird..1st time ive seen that...his ass looks hot...i cant see his face...and he's wearing a baseball cap...so was i...his hole is slick...i feel up his ass...eat it out some...slick up my dick with some spit...pull him upto the edge of the bed....and ram my dick home...we're talkin really dirty the hole time...he's tellin me about all his load takin....which just makes me more rough...i start slappin him around and pushing his head into the pillow...he's squirming...been fuckin him 10 mins...tells me his ass hurts...i tell him he's gonna take my fat dick like a good slut...he was beggin like a bitch to get bred....im hurtin him...breed me now...and all that stupid shit btms say...i know it all...please...who do ya think knows most of the sleaziest things to say to get a top to cum more than me!! LOL..he even starts sniffling and crying...Haha...i pull that one too...usually works good...but it aint working for me when i top....i can see thru all that shit...i really wanna ream this guys hole up good....tell him i gotta work those frenchie loads in good...and make sure my seed gets in nice n deep....i musta rammed his ass another 10 mins like that...he was almost close to hitting me and telling me to get out cause i was really rough...LOL...ive actually told some guys b4 to fuck off and kicked them out cause they couldnt cum!!! ...so i knew the bitch was on his last thread...so i work up my mind and get my cum churning...tell the bitch he's about to get knocked up good...he sighs in relief and his ass loossens up big time and i shoot a big fuckin load up the cumwhore's ass....i wanted to fuck him another hour...but i pull out after half a minute....slap his ass...he stumbles outta bed...and i grab him from the head and tell him "good slutty cumwhores clean off every cummy dick that breeds em bitch" ...he looked ready to pass out...LOL....he did a shit job of cleaning off my dick...haha...i felt like hitting him again...but i didnt have the heart...i could tell he was spent...so i zip up...and walk out...think he wanted me to stick around....chat and shoot the shit or sumthin...but this bitch has gotta learn to be a good pig...he admitted that he had only started taking loads a week earlier...this was his 1st raw pigout travellin...nice! ...some pigs get started young...and some start later...LOL....he was in his 30's....i've clocked a few more hundred hours of piggy travellin time over the years :))

...u gotta luv this frenchie town...ive been trained well here....treated like a good slut....its always good to contribite back to the community...Enjoying Means Sharing !!

9.10.08

Stella gets her groove back !!!

ok fuck guys...im back in my home country....not back home home yet....just came here to pigout in another city...huge circuit parties here every thanksgiving...Canadian thankgiving...not american...thats when i head me to buffalo for some cheap cheap shopping at the outlets and Target...pronounced "TAR JEE" u americans wouldnt get it....we like pronouncing Target fucked up.....so if u know anything about the gay circuit party scene...u can probably fuckin figure out where i am....

fuck me...am i trying to repress the memories of my last destination...i will blog about them...good and bad...there's lots...a whole fuckin weeks worth...but i dunno...i felt like i was under some weird cloud there...the weather was shit...my body felt like shit...and my ass still feels like shit...yes...Its OUtta OrDer for awhile....i dunno what set it off the edge...too much dick or lack of a toilet seat at family's place?? hmmm...the jury is hung on that one!! LOL

im stoned...ive been sober all day flying back overseas...decided it wouldnt be a good idea to fly stoned as usual...cause i wanna smoke alot...and the airports r fuckin ass for that...cause i alredy feeling like killing ppl when i travel...nickin on tobacco would only make me actually act on my deepest desires to throw screaming children and bitchy fuckin flight attendants off the aircraft and stab their eyes out them with stir sticks...on my overseas flight i actually got a seat beside the emergency exit door at the wing...i thought it was weird...a door...not a window...fuck me...and where's my little computer touch screen where i can play games??? ...so i ask the sexy bitch in uniform sitting across from me how old the plane is...she's like its a 747...its being retired in 2 years...seriously? im flying in an aluminum can thats might be ripping apart at the seams...great...at least im sitting by the door, ill hit the ground 1st when i fly outta the plane strapped in my seat...all these stupid ppl would linger around in front of my feet space waiting to use the toilets or just standing like idiots in front of me...id spread my legs...fart...and look em in the eyes for like a minute to freak em out and send em away...like jeez, stop blocking my view of the tv screen bitch!!! Hancock....weird fuckin movie...such Will Smith bullshit superhero crap...i luved it!! bad hollywood for the flight...although i really wanted to watch the Sex n The City movie....actually it'll probably make me barf...the food was naaaaasty....note to self...never fly thru paris again!! fuckin french bitches!!...and dont ever fly their national carrier!!! Fuckin cunts!!! ...ok

...so now im with the frenchies here...LOL...canadian frenchies....i should stuff my foot in my mouth...actually id enjoy that too much and never take it out...i got some really smelly socks here in my suitcase....got em all marinating in a plastic grocery store bag...yum yums....my dirty jock was stuffed in a boot...hiding my secret stash of reef...i figure the dirty jock would throw off any sniff dogs in the airports...like fuck me...i land here...and they swipe my carry on again with the felt cloth and put it thru some analyzer on the way outta the airport!!! ....like dude whats the deal...im leaving...im home...leave me the fuck alone??....their stupid machine found no trace of coke or crack or whatever else they're fuckin lookin for...yeah...like im stupid to smear my herbal remidies all over my bag...im not a crack head bitches...im a pot head...i can outsmart any of u muther fuchas's any day!! LOL

so...im in the bus cumming into town from the airport...talking with a friend back home on the cell...for like 20 mins...and guess who turns around in front of me and yells out ..." OMG *** (aka pigboy), you're here!!" ...and i was like "Oooohhhhhh....Myyyyyyy....Gooooooddd!!" ....a buddy of mine from the states was on the bus travelling into town....like BIIIIIIITCH !!! HEEYYYYY HO! ...another friend was travelling with him, who im closer with and he got turned back at the airport...refused entry...really weird!! ...some stupid technicality....moronic....so i dunno...we caught up...havent seen him in 3 years...he got shacked up, bought a house...travels for a livin...i dunno if him and beloved have exchanged vows...but somethin tells me he's probably not the piggiest type...they have no idea about me...he'd be ashamed just thinking i was probably a slut...let alone a pig...let alone a really fucked up pig :)) Hahaha...his hotel is around the corner from mine...ill take him to a strip bar to start the nite...mabey club it up...im tired...he's tired...we've both been travelling all nite...mabey ill wear a jock...no rubber or leather tonight...oh yeah... i did some shopping this last week :)) ....toronto is really lame for fetish wear...even finding a pair of knee high socks aint easy! ....as for my ass...its cooked for now...fuck..i just gotta deal with it...think it was bummin me out and adding to my general misery the last 2 weeks...i gotta embrace my new found calling as a pig top for the next month...eeks...hope it aint that long!!! ...its hard...lemme tell ya... so ill keep ya upto date on events... i feel like bloggin again...last week is a bit of a blur...alot of reef...alot of fucking...alot fisting...alot of piss...alot of sleeping...i did some sight seeing too...LAME O !!

...but not now...im tired...needs me a power nap b4 buddy calls me soon to go out....Why is it i always bump in 10 ppl I know whenever i cum here?!?!?! I dont bump into anyone back home home...but then im hardly in the scene back home...the vanilla scene that is :) ...there's always a cpl pigs i know lurking in dark corners back home :) ...and there's alot more here!! ...i remember like 6 years ago....i was walking home from the clubs...or the baths...i dunno...and this hot guy rollerblades past me and around the corner where my hotel was...i walk around the corner and right in the alley beside the hotel at like 4am, rollerblading guy has his shorts pulled down and is tuggin on this huge fat dick...i walk upto him...no words exchanged...sucked on his dick...bent over...and he rammed his slicked up dick right into my hole and fucked it rocking back n forth on his blades...was a really hot hot fuck!! ...he mucks up my hole...and blades away...i was like...whoa..what just the fuck happened?? ...i walk into the hotel...to the room...think my friend was fast aleep in the next bed...he stirs awake...im like, "hey bitch" ...he's like "where were u slut?" ...im like "u wouldnt believe me if i told ya"...and i crashed into bed with some frenchies cum dripping outta my hole...and fuck...that was me when i was a fuckin twink...i didnt even know i was pig back then!! LOL

Stella's Got her Fuckin Groove back muther fuckers!!!!

4.10.08

writers block...

fuck me guys...ive got writers block...well not really...im still here in this piggy piggy town....and ive been soooo stoned the whole time....and ive been having sooo much sex to blog about....but whenever i get back to my apartment im Sooooooo tired i cant lift a finger....get it?

my body aches, cause the weather here really sucks...its soooo fuckin cold and rainy all the time....so once i get my groove back, ill be bloggin lots :)

i wanted to share some fan mail with ya... i got a good moening boner reading it...and there are some really good nutritional tips in it....here ya go...

"Dude, I think I have a problem...I might just be addicted to you. Seriously, I find myself 3 or 4 times a week going to your blog. I can't help it...your humor and your piggy ways have me constantly fiending for more. I agree with the family entries entirely. My family is in Florida and I moved all the way to San Francisco for some distance. I would have gone to Alaska, but my pansy-ass can't handle cold and snow. So, obviously, you are a hit and I wanted to let you know that you have now created an addiction, (I'm sure that I am not the only BnS addict). I also agree emphatically on the cummy hole issue - I feel absolutely empty when I'm not getting dicks and loads. Whenever a dude pulls out a condom, I'm like what's the use? Do they really think that I'm going to ride their dick and work for it, but not get the creamy prize? No way!!!! And don't squirt on my back unless you are going to lick it up and feed me. Do they think I can lick my own back? I want that seed in my hole or on my tongue. Maybe as you get more notorious you can train some of these tops on how to properly satisfy cum hungry bottoms. It would be a great service to the pig community...worthy of a humanitarian Nobel Prize. You could start an entire line of BnS how-to DVDs, throw BnS parties like Tupperware or Pampered Chef. You'd be a millionaire - get a reality show and rate the contestants on their cum control, (cum shot contests for distance, taste, appearance, and ability to make the cumhole limp away after a serious boning or even judging them on how well and long they can hold multiple loads in their holes before it leaks down their legs). Even give tips on how to improve semen quality and taste, (I eat a lot of egg whites for thickness and pineapple and watermelon for sweetness, you really wanted to know that, huh?). Sorry, I'm rambling like a Mormon missionary on his first trip to the bathhouse. I really just wanted to give my appreciation and thanks for the hard work, sweat and other bodily fluids you so generously contribute for this blog."

Isnt that sweet!! All the hard work, sweat and bodily fluids i contribute to the blog... i wish i could include i scratch n sniff section...if i could paste the smell thats reeking from my hairy arm pits now, u guys would seriously die and goto heaven :)) At least you'd die with a nice hard on....

So stay tuned...i gots me 4 or 5 days of piggy action to blog about...and lots of other weird shit ive seen....fuck me....and my ass...still...yes still, out of service!! FUUUUUUCK.....i dunno...think it might be time for a trip to the doc...but that'll have to wait another week till i get settled back home home... Like whats the prob?!?!?! A month ago i was taking 20 dicks in a night....and now i cant even handle a fuckin finger....can i get a replacement....is there a transplant list ?!?!?!

3.10.08

Table of Contents...

Table of Contents...

Chapter 1 - Arrival

Chapter 2 - Welcum drink

Chapter 3 - Getting Aquainted

Chapter 4 - The Day After

Chapter 5 - Closing Remarks & Acknowledgements

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Prologue

I've been stoned since i stepped foot on this soil... dirty, tarnished, and sacred as it is. This story has been written under the influence of slightly illegal recreational substances. Every moment has been spent in cumplete inebriation. The events, places and names that may be used have been altered and if they in any way resemble real events, places and persons, they do so in complete coincidental fashion.

Chapter 1 - Arrival

(lets keep this short, cause im wiped out)

I arrived....

Chapter 2 - Welcum Drink

Dude came over to apartment...I drank his piss...He rode my ass...I got load of cum in my ass...I sucked cummy dick...Cummy dick rode my cummy ass again....Load 2 !! More piss drinking in shower...The End...

Chapter 3 - Getting Aquainted

Supermarket...note to self...maxi pads beside cheese and mayonaise...bleach beside fruit... eat...shower...shave...smoke up...go to pig bar...sex party...finish a beer...note to self...do not chew gum b4 beer...nasty...go downstairs...sex sex sex...i sucked alot of cock...i fucked a lot of ass...and i mean ALOT of ass...my ass hurts again....FUCK ME!! i got 2 loads at least....so i go back to fucking more ass...i need to get me some pigwear soon....find me hot little french pig in harness and rubber jockstrap...feel up his cumhole...breed bitch up good....head home...fuck its cold here!! need to get me some stylish piggy jackets...snooze...

Chapter 4 - The day after

Go out...walk walk walk fucking walk...finally stores!! Everything is closed...Like what the FUCK !!! Lets ask....National Holiday?? WHAT!! FUCK ME !! lets see if i can pig...leather shops...closed too!! Sauna's?? Where the fuck am I?? Im lost?? I need to shit!! Fuck me!! Subway...cool...back to apartment...and shit...whoa!! Did i ever need a shit! Ass Ouch !! FUCK ME!!! WHY ME!! Why Jeezuz C...why ME !! WHY ?? Cum online...i Want ass now!! Ok..no biters at the moment...what to do on a national holiday when everything is closed all day...hmmm...lets blog!! Gonna go to a hot sex party later tonite...across town...fuck me i cant ride any dick!! GRRRRRR !!! I want to dick some cumhole !!

Chapter 5 - Closing Remarks & Acknowledgements

This town is fucked up!! I LUV IT!! Really... And I'd like to Thank Jesus for getting me thru all the bullshit with my family and fuckers back in my home town...And I'd like to pray to the Mother Mary that she helps my ass heal quickly...Please Mary...i need some more Dick soon!! Id like to appeal to the Stars...may they predict much cummy ass for me in the next week, as it seems it may be all I'll be enjoying for now.... And lastly and not least...To All my Dear Readers...May U be blessed with lots of Cummy Dick and Cummy Hole...

1.10.08

Film Fest Submission...

Woohoo...last day here at home with family! Im so excited....usually i get all sad im leaving....i dunno...this trip...i cant wait to get the fuck out...so i gotta sort thru all my shit... i havent worn half of it...gonna mail half my crap back home... i need the room...the luggage is about to burst...i might buy me alot of piggy gear soon :))

Ok...this vid aint my usual cup of tea... but i stayed rock hard the whole time...its soooo fucked up... u gotta watch it till the end! Its like art! It should be submitted to the Berlin Film Festival...it could be a definite contender for the a Piggy Platnum Cock Award !! LOL


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HaHa...i feel so bad for the btm slut...but its soo fun watching him strugle... seeing his legs buckle from under him... i dunno if i was in that scene... would i rather be the sub or the dom... I'd proly enjoy both roles :) ...but id kick the dom's ass for not letting me off the dildo... but thats half the fun!! And if i was the dom...id proly be more aggresive... id kick the bitch around a bit more, spit on the sub and pinch him harder...wouldnt you?
later pigs