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The British ones are just as funny...

lemme give it a go...

Hello, Im Boned... and im a PC...

And Im Stoned.... and im a Mac...

Boned: Hey Stoned, Im always really boned being a PC

Stoned: Thats great Boned. I guess your just a big dick there dude

Boned: Always ready to breed anyone up the ass

Stoned: And thats why ur dick's always down at the std clinic !!

Har Har


So the moral of the story is...
Since Ive made my personal switch to a Mac...
U can never well, ever fucking look back...

Hands down...
Ass spread wide...
Im Bonednstoned...
and im a Mac

fuck...
i bet it takes all of U pc users like a hole hour to download my webpage...

Fuuuuuck....

Oh...
By the way...

This is the last of the porn...
the online availability has dried up for now...
and i really dont have the time to look for it at the fucking moment...
so its back to good ol'fashioned bloggin...
and getting back to pigtales...

but u know what...
Im very hesitant to blog about all the guys here in Toronto...
Ive cum to realize, i have a bit of a following...
and if you've ever heard of the concept of 6 Degrees of Seperation...
in which all people are interconnected thru 6 points of contact...

well lets just say... Im 2 Degrees away from Lady Gaga...
I know like 5 people that know her personally !!
Fuuuck...

news in Toronto travels quickly...
so I'll have to write about past travels...
those tricks wont be as easy to track me down...
not that i have anything bad to say...
i dont blog about most of my fucks...
the bad hook ups i would never mention...
i like to keep the blog upbeat...
why would i blog about limp dick... tweaked out twinks... and lame ass fucks ?

id much rather be blogging about cumslick dick, wet sticky hole and sloppy pig sex...
and there is an abundace of cumslick dick, sticky hole and sloppy pigsex to put to paper...

Im BonedNstoned

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and the best for last...
a Full feature TIM vid...
ive posted bits of pieces of this stuff b4...
but here it is...
unedited...
uninhibited...
uncut...
and full of sloppy hole...



Oh...And P.S....
those of you who've been trying to post hundreds of Viagara and Cialis ads on here, can suck my dick...
I screen every comment before it goes public...
And for those of u asking me to post a link to your own sites or blogs....
well... i only approve piggy content...
blogs full of pictures dont fit my niche...
to see my latest Approve list, click on the Link to my Profile on the left of ur screens....
right above the twirly wirly planet...

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A link to my email is there too....
get in touch...
just leave a message....
after the tone...



*Hey**They just deleted the best vids *** Fuckers *****
****Njoy the Remix ******

And Happy Sluts Day*****
Feb 14th ********
Be a Slut***
just like me =)

p
BnS

Shits n Giggles....

Happy New Year bleeps....


was Santi good to u...
how many loads did he drop down ur chute...
...tis the season to give n receive"...

like fuck bitches....

i made me some new resolutions this year...

I will strive to be Half the bitch I am...

and double my intake of dairy...

ive been hitting the fucking gym almost everyday in the last month....
and one thing ive taken note of is almost every buffed up muscle stud is chugging back a litre of milk n juice an hour...

milk does a body good...
fuck...

milk does a body good...




and juice dripping off ur chin aint that bad either....



ok...
so welcum to my new column...

the 420 moment...
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Every fucking radio show and magazine has a 420 column or editorial lately....
and like hello...
my blog is a fucking 420 moment....
the hole fucking thing....
i dont need me no fucking 420 thought of the day....

but if i was to have one...
id like to mention how chill n cool the Toronto Police have becum....

yeah... its New Years' Eve...
me n friends r standing at the end of a dead end street with Mojito's in our hands....
overlooking the Toronto Harbour....
blunt lit between my lips...
puffin away...

and bright headlights coming towards us....
so this car pulls a "Uee", and we all realize its the fucking Concha...
Mios Dios el Presidente....

despite the fact, drinking open alcohol in a public space is prohibited here...
and i had a big fat fucking spliff in my mouth....
and the dealer was standing beside us with a couple ounces of tree....
like holy fuckin shit...
i think we all nearly shit our pants...

but i gotta give the cops credit...
they just waved and drove off....
like Fuuuuuuuuuck dude !!

Thanks Chief !!

Toronto aint such a bad place after all...
and thats when i realized...
i doubt ill be living here for much longer....

time has cum folks....
im wrappin things up here....
could take me a couple months...
or even the hole fucking year....

but one thing i know...
i wont be ringing in the following new year here....
and the best thing about it...
i have no fucking clue where ill be...
but warmer climates for sures...

im even surprised im still bloggin...

i really had no intention of doing this for much longer...

most of the original piggy bloggers that inspired me to start writing online have since left and dissappeared into cyberland....
there are alot of new piggy blogs and a younger generation of slutty twats out there with some interesting & creative shit online...

but i gotta say...
i do think my little home here is sorta unique...
u know...

no one has better piggier porn than me...
im sorry...
im the shit...

and my site is more sensory...
when ur stoned dude...
its all about accentuating ur senses...
sound...smell...taste... visual sight and touch....


i figure if ur gonna do something and wanna be good at it...
u might as well have some fun n laughs along the ride...

so light up another one dude, and get busy...

we're all just here for some Shits n Giggles...




take it deep...
peace out