4.11.08

I know that you know....

See that music player -------->>
Yeah..that one...

does it bother U ??
turn it the fuck off...U can do that!!
I dont wanna hear it from anyone!! Got that...Dont send me any bullshit...yeah the site takes a bit longer to load...im the one with the shitty old laptop....i get it...but dontcha breathe a word to me about the music player...I will fuckin cut ur dick off bitch !!

Good...now that we got that cleared up....Whew !!
I really wanted to bite a nice fat juicy dick there...

So my recommendations guys....

-Start listening to Lady Gaga....It gives me a hard-on...
-Garbage is just mellow and fuckin sway ur head from side to side when ur stoned...
-And the Bjork... Well dude... If u toke... and know anything about good fuckin music... She's fuckin awesome to have sex too... Yeah...pop in that cd... and PigOn!!

LOL
im just a teeney weeny bit stoned...ok...that ok with u ??
good...

Im watching the election here... The canadian channels make it sound like some fuckin hippie festival...so i switched to The Situation Room... Im like fuckin down there with the analysts at the CNN newscentre in Atlanta.... i feel like we're sitting in the same fuckin room...discussing policy...discussing voting demographics... and doing fucking Tarot Card predictions....
Fuck me... they cum out with a "Prediction".... they fuckin even showed a fuckin crystal fuckin ball on the screen...and they fuckin predicted that "Texas would be won by Senator McCain" ....like Jezuz Fuck Dude !!! What the fuck R u fucking smoking...thats Fucking Genius.... Where do i get me sum of dat shit u gots bitch!!

Fuuuuuuckk.... i cant fuckin stand fuckin CNN.... i was forced to watch it for a week on the beach and i almost died!! there was no fuckin music channel...the situation was desperate....

so i've been a busy body today... woke up...surprisingly more concious than usual... made fuckin fukbuddy a gourmet espresso...have a cuppa myself... we talk shit... he has to fuck off to work... and what the fuck am i doing up at 8am on a day off !!! Holy shit... sent him on his way...think i gave him a hard slap at some point on his way out the door... he likes that :)

check some msgs...start some laundry... had a breaky...yeah...i actually ate...i was surprised too....got dressed up in some scruffy lookin garb...put on my shades...and got out to clean and rake outside....like what the fuck am i doing ?? ...i think i fuckin like to rub my hands in the dirt & feel wet leaves stick onto my fingers...im fucked!! ...im gonna be one of those old farts, tending to my personal organic vegetable plot in a public community garden on a plot of industrial toxic soil when im 50...wearing my old piggy cargo shorts and a fuckin stretched out wife beater wearing green rubber Crocs in knee high socks...with an old cap advertising some vintage beer, who gets off rubbing the rake along his crotch while he's talking home heating bills and different types of Shiraz's with the desperate middle age housewives who're debating early retirement and started to take up gardening after the kids had all left for university.... OMYYYFUUCKING GOD !!! someone shoot me dead if u fucking see that guy crawling around in the dirt in 20 years!!! You'll be doing me a favour!!! FUUUCK....i had a weird hallucination there...sorry...im ok...i need a smoke...fuck....

Its done its over.... its precisely 11:01 pm...and Obama has been proclaimed President Elect!! OMG...omg omg omg omg omg... every fuckin white supremacist including Hitler must be turning in their graves now... seriously!! WOW !! ....and i wont say it...i wont say it... im actually proud of u guys...really... Cause i really cant fuckin stand u fuckin Americans some times....and i really fuckin wanna fuck the shit outta u guys so much cause i luv u all alot too....really!! ....dont shoot him dead!! Dont do it...leave him alone... Cause if anyone touches a hair on his back...U guys r gonna kill each other down there!! I dont wanna deal with ur shit north of the border here...OK... and i wont be able to cum down and pigout!! So hands off him!! Cant say i luv the dude...like fuck...he's just another fuckin bearaucratic muther fucker who's been inbred with some of the most fucked up genes ever heard of... like what muther fucker from Oumagoumbundu in Africa knocks up a bitch from Polynesia and raises a little brat that'll end up being called Mister President...like fuck!! WOW !!

LOL....why the fuck is everyone crying on TV ?!?!?! this fuckin asian chick is on tv fuckin bleating her heart out...ok seriously enuf...im gonna barf soon.... So u know what this means!! I dont have to watch that fuckin Honky Tonk little fuckin brat who was brought up with a fuckin silver spoon stuck in his mouth, and never passed his language and spelling exams of a fuckin president u fucking have had in office for the last 8 years on Tv anymore!! Yeah!!!! WooHoo!! ....i can watch the new guy screw up :)) Tee hee... could u imagive that fuckin bitch from Alaska being president after the old man had croaked in 2 months if they had won!?!?!? ...like seriously...Tina Fey would fucking be richer than Donald Trump...the Pitts ...and The fucking Queen of England put together... She could be that bitche's decoy at events, ceremonies, and press conferences in case a sniper was anticipated !! Genius....fuck...I elect Tina Fey for fuckin president...Fuck Oprah...fuck Hilary...and Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker !!! ....ok..i just really wanted to say "fuck sarah jessica parker"....im baked dude...i want some chewey Chips Ahoy!!....thank god for the 24hr Paki Mart around the corner....Thank God for paki's....or r they korean??....i dunno....dont they all look alike ....

LOL
ok...i am soooo a racsist....and i am sooo NOT a racsist.... we're all like this up here in Canada...and i had a special european upbringing.... im from a very racsist nation....ur lucky i luv whites....cause i can hardly stand my own breed!! LOL

and thats the truth about me... really... Im a good guy... There's simply some cock i like...and alot of colour'ed cock...i dont like...ok...thats all... Arabs...they're so so... i luv their dicks... but i cant stand their uni-brows and fucking attitude to women, sex, and their culture... My own people...fuk... i cant think of one thing that doesnt make me sick about them... but why is it they always make me hard...Fuck!! Im Fucked....

ok...so ...last nite... had some fukbuddies over... and ...well...even my little parties dont turn out the way u expect them too... long story short cause nuthin really happened... I was wayyyy horned...called buddy over to get fucked...another buddy of mine was horned up too...he's the Ripper...he's ripped my ass apart alot b4...and he fuckin pisses me off...but i really fuckin like his attitude...so i invite him over too... me n pigboy... ive blogged about him b4...what did i call him? i dunno...he cums over...we start piggin out... Ripper's at the door... Ripper's at pigboy's throat skull fucking him by the time i blinked... his dick was up his ass ripping it apart...and left it useless for me to use it later...he fuckin ripped him apart....then he leaves without dropping a load in my buddy (like he always fuckin does with me...fuck!!)
...me n buddy chill....i cant get hard...buddy cant get fucked....what the fuck is wrong with us?!?!?! ...and we fall asleep spooning.... like what the fuck ?!?!?

i was a little stupefied this morning...eventually got hard when pigbuddy left...but like WHAT THE FUCK!! ...i couldnt get a hard on!! I think it was too much pot...Ripper rolled up some more...and i blame the leaf...I dont wanna get fuckin Cialis!! i couldnt fuckin stand the look i would get by the Pharmacist's Assistant as the fat bitch fuckin read the prescription... NO No...im not there yet... im a young virile 28 year old... yes...the tool doesnt work as well as it did when i was 21...but cmon...it fuckin performs well when it has to!! Ok...Phewww...i was worried there....I dont wanna turn into "RawTop"....fuck...u know why i deleted his blog off the list... you have to fuckin read his shit about poppin a pill and hearing his whining about his insecurities about whether or not its had enuf time to kick in....Fuck me....thats just pathetic.... and all his blanter about how much Bareback Sex is safe and going on and on and ON about all these fuckin statistics and studies...LIKE SHAAAADUUUPPP !!! U wanna fuck raw...accept the consequenses stupid!! And all he does is advertise his own fuckin online porn shit that he does online for these amateur companies....like fuck...everyone...Lets roll our eyes together!! ok...ready ....One...Two ...Three...Eye Rooooolllll !!!
Yeah...thats it...
Ba Bye..


LOL...ok seriously...no offence to RawTop... just cause i think the guy is a bit of a loser...doesnt mean u cant enjoy him.... some of u guys might luv him... he's got a fat slice of the pie...im a sliver...shit... Im calorie free... My loads cum with no additives....Haha

So why the fuck did i start telling u about my day in the 1st place??
oh yeah...
cause my pits reek!!

...Gardening makes me sweaty...
...running up and down the stairs doing laundry makes me sweaty....
...not showering after you've been piggin out with a bunch of fuckbuddies all nite makes me sweaty...
...wearing an old wifebeater under my zippy unwashed zippy sweater with hood makes me sweaty...
...riding public transit down to my automechanic...picking up my car that needed a fuckin vehicle emissions test because the stupid muther fuckers want one again this year, and blasting my fuckin Fagtunes with the heat blowing on full blast while im singing like a stoned muther fucker piece of trailer trash in the car...well u guessed...makes me fucking sweaty...

So i really smell fuckin goooood right now....like really good...i got a fuckin hard on smelling my fuckin pits now....Oh yeah.... i think ill go grab a stinky jockstrap and smelly sweaty sock too.... i need to celebrate ur victory south of the border...i need to shoot a load.... im saving them... i have plans for them... i'll let u know eventually.... and i made a promise to save some for someone...ok...thats all... i need some fresh stock... ya... fresh....

ok...and b4 i go and fuckin shoot my wad....i got something i need to get off my chest... i think one of my buddies knows who i am....like he knows ME...and he's linked it to the Pigboy on the blog...Yours truly... so this message is for him...please...if its not U...buddy of mine...dont read this...OK...

(shhhh....ill just wisper)
Dear buddy...
...i know that i think u know....that u think u know that i know that you know...but i dont think u know...that i think that you know...that i think that you know....that i know....that i think that you know...what i know!! so please...keep it to you... because i know that i think that you know....and you think that i know that i think that you know....ok...good :)

....You fucking read that didnt you....Fuckers...i said dont read it...Is your head fuckin spinning now!! GOOD !!! Dont read something when i tell you its not fucking meant for You!! FUUCK!! ...listen to me when i say something Bitch!! It's for your own good!! Good boy....good boy... ill fuckin slap u up if u do that again...Got it...Good....

Bye...

4 comments:

Gay Slut said...

Fuck, I want some of your used socks and jocks to sniff your pigginess!

And I thought I was the only one who thinks Raw Top is a doofus. I mean people go fucking ga-ga over him. I've been to a party with him and it ain't pretty.

Now get down here and let me bury my face in your sweaty pits.

Anonymous said...

music players on blog are fucking retarded. people usually listen to their own music and don't want to hear your queeny teeny bopper taste in alt music when they come to stroke their boners to your distraught cock-led posts. delete the shit britney spears.

pigboy said...

Thats why u can turn it off u anonymous Cunt ! ...and if u think Garbage, Tricky and Bjork is teeny bopper...well, ur fucked Cunt...
....any my distraught cock-led posts r supposed to be distraught... dont read the blog Cunt... And learn how to spell "Distraut" Cunt!
...and did i hear a request for Britney...no prob...i luv the bitch !! ...Cunt :p

sperm-my-cumhole said...

Anon is a twat, even a cock led blog like ur's or mine should reflect the author's interests.

This blog is up what turns u on, it is intended to turn other guys on. Just like my blog. Music can turn you on and I'm not talking about the crap they call music in porno movies. I love listening to music while I get fucked, sometimes it drowns out the sound of the top. Vocal is good, but theres's such a thing as 2 vocal.

Anyway, music can be pretty horny. Air is good music to fuck to, so is Cicada. Thanx 4 introducing me to Lady GaGa, she's brilliant and the only people in the UK who have heard of her are the ones that read ur blog.