U.S. of Tara

yo yo yo Ho !!

what up bitches ?!?!

Anyone watch that new show on TMN/Showcase/HBO called United States of Tara ??
i soooo luv it...

Its about this normal lookin family..a mom.. a dad... and 2 teenage brats... one of them gay... the other a slut for dick... and mommy dearest has multiple personalities.... one minute she could be a Martha Stewart...the next minute she's a gun toatin piece of white trailer trash called Buck... and the next minute she could turn into a tenage chick... like its a fuckin insane show !!!!

so when i smoke up... like i am right now...
i could become anything....

u know what i mean ?!?!?!
i think u stoners know exactly what im talking about ;))

One minute i could be this white guy like me acting like im some black brothah...
Then i could turn into this total paranoid cunt accusing everyone of all my suspicions....
Then i might walk right up to you and rub my hardening dick up against your ass....
The next minute i could become "The Naked Chef"... literally...yeah... i should set up seats outside the kitchen window and sell tickets !!
....then i might watch a clip from Family Guy and laugh like a stoned idiot for 20 mins...
and then i might sit really still and silent and rub my dick thru a pair of cotton jammies....

..yes... guys... i usually parouse around my humble abode pretty naked most of the year... but reality is.... this is Canada... Its muther fucking COLD here in January and February !!! So yes... as much as i luv my heating, i need to wear jammies and wooly socks around here in winter...

so what the fuck did i cum on here to talk about....

i had some of the most amazing fucking sex with {bro}friend the other night... so we're headed back to his place after a night out with another buddy of mine....and im thinking ...jeezus fuck, i cant stand being around him in social situations... he can fuckin bore me to death and be a bit of a downer....so once we get back to his place... he passes me a joint and tells me to light up... i gladly did so to put myself out of my misery of having to deal with him... and then "Poof"... the pot kicks in... and we start chatting about leather fetish stuff.. (see i can also becum a cumplete pig when im stoned :)
...so i start trying on some of this crappy leather shit he's got around the place...and then i get him to start sucking my rock hard dick thru this shitty leather jockstrap.... after a good 10-15 mins of dick sucking, i spit into my palms and spit lube his ass up and spit lube my dick up... aim... point... and target...
....he doesnt usually moan like a bitch when i fuck him, but he did that fucking time... so he starts moaning loud, which only turns me on more... after a few mins of fucking on the couch, i throw him on his bed missionary, pour some lube over my dick and his hole...aim n fire away at his ass some more... and im thinking... wow... his ass feels fucking amazing tonight... and my dick is really loving his ass tonite... and fuck he looks 15 years younger right now... oh fuck... its the fucking pot... oh fuck it feels good... oh fuck what if i cant enjoy regular sex with him... why is it better when im stoned with him, as opposed to when im not...i cant smoke up everytime to have sex with a guy ?!?! ...and if the sex is gonna suck sober, and only rock when ur stoned as fuck... well fuck... this aint someone i could posibbly wanna get serious with...

so yeah... the sex rocked...but if i cant have mind blowing orgasms with a guy when im sober like i can when im stoned... then he's def not the guy for me... right !!
....so yeah... since then... he's fucked up in the books again... i wont talk to him much really... im gonna start cutting the strings... this one has to dangle a bit...right down to the last thread .... then the grovelling begins... ick... This fukbud in paticular needs alot of attention and re-assurance... its fucking annoying me as all fuck... i really cant stand needy, insecure, attention hungry guys... this is to the point of exhaution for me... like fuck... its too much fucking work to have easy access to ass... and even that is lacking if u ask me !!
LOL

I declare this {bro} mance over !!!
Besides... a couple of other fuck buds have been smooching me up lately....
Spring is comming... I need a respectable sleazy pig in my shadow...
The {bro} ship may continue in some way shape or form... that'll pan out
...fuck... i might fuck him every once in a while... just cause he can sometimes be an easy piece of ass....
LOL

im such a fuck...
so anyways... so so busy lately... between work...meetings....fucking... and acquiring a new roomate... im fucking exhausted... I never ended up taking a vacation... I havent been working crazy hours either...but i thought id be on a beach in the caribbean by now sipping on a cold bear... tanning my ass... fucking some latino culo... and kayaking in the crystal blue ocean water... but noooo... Im here... in the Muther Fucking COOOOOLD !!! Can u tell i just luv Canadian winters... and im in Toronto... our winters are pretty pussy compared to the rest of the country....
so yeah... i gotta run.. my new roomie is home... we're cracking out the cheap ass Spumante Bambino sparkling wine.... mix it with some flavoured fizzy... smoke a J... and i baked cookies... yes...

Which personality am I tonight?