Mr. Woofy...

... so where did i leave off last time... I was planning on posting a bunch of hot vids... but i got sidetracked... by Mr. Woofy...

lol

Well, mr. woof doesnt really look woofy... im probably the more "Woofier" looking, but he's hot.... very hot...
he's shorter than me... which to some guys is really short.. cause im only 5 ft 8"... but i luv shorter guys...they r so hot n cute some of them... u can throw them around... and this guy is strong... he can throw me around the bedroom as easily as i do him... i luv a guy who can meet n match my aggressive behaviour :)

but 1st.. a commercial break from our sponsor...



...i dont condem or encourage the use of condoms... thats ur decision... but hey i dont choose the commercials... im just paid to put them on...

LOL

Durex would have to pay me big muther fuckin bucks to advertise and get my mug shot on their ads... Nooo way fucking Jose !! I think id rather advertise some leather... or a Puma sneaker... or mabey some Addidas soccer shorts... yeah... or Gatorade...

the ad goes like this...

"After a hard day of cruising for Dick in the bushes...
... all you need to quench your thirst...
is a nice sweet load of Gatorade...
available in 5 new flavours...

Quench Your Thirst !!
Wash Down that Aftertaste...
Gatorade !! "

i shoulda gone into marketing.. but fuck... all i can think of is dirty shit...

so anyways... i need to toke again... brb

i just needed a top-up... a refill you can say...

its sooo nice n sunny outside today...its also muther fucking minus -20 degrees Celcius today !!! For you dear american pigs... thats minus in your fucking Feringheit scale, so its muther fucking COLD !!! .... its my 1st day off in a week... and ive been a bit busy getting as much ass as i can when i had a free nite....

So lets get some shit outta the way 1st b4 i recant the last piggy week...

I bet you can tell the Blog has a new feel n look... yes boys thats right.. im just updating some minor little changes that ive been meaning to make awhile...



and you see those little flashy boxes on the side here ----------->
the ones that say VOTE ...

FUCKING CLICK ON IT... and FUCKING VOTE PIGS !!!!

NOW !!!!




so anyways...
last weekend, i went out dancing with a buddy of mine... we hang out at his swanky new loft....

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(sorry sorry... i just got sidetracked again here... this hot little british slut boy came over and i bred his cummy hole twice and just got him out the door :p)

ok... so i went out dancing with a buddy of mine... and this leather/fetish party is happening at one of these old event concert theatres we got around town... nice old hole in the wall theatre that makes a perfect venue for a pig dance.....

so we had smoked a J earlier together... and we both took tabs of E on the way there... and its been awhile since ive done an E... Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezz :))

so once we get in and check our coats n shit... we walk around and get a feel for this place... Guys are dressed in all sorts of gear... leather chaps, some rubber, jocks, boots, leather harnesses n such... the crowd was a good mix too... old , younger...twinky... skinny, fat, fugglie.. muscley... slutty... beefy, woofy... and all the like...

I got some gear to wear... but considering local weather conditions, and the fact that i didnt feel like i wanted to be a show-off.. i just wore some paint speckled tight jeans... a pair of leather suspenders... and wore a tight polo T with my big black steeltoe boots... that and my shaved head, i looked like a woofy skinhead...

so as me n buddy r cruisin, grabbin a drink and checking out the dancefloor... within 10 minutes i see this cute guy standing back up near the bar... like 50 metres from where i was dancing... we start staring at each other while im dancing... i look away quickly, dont wanna stare at some guy too long u know !!

so when i turn around, he's getting a drink at the bar nearby and he cums and stands by these stairs right beside us... well... that spells effort, and we couldnt get our eyes off eachother... he's dark skinned, smoother than me, but a bit hairy... sweet smile... nice toned body... not six pack, but not flabby either... so i go up and start chatting with him... i cant recall what the fuck we talked about... i can be a charmer when i wanna be and a bitch as well... i dunno, but my charming side came out... we were grooving to the beat, rubbing crotches and pinching his nipples in 4 minutes flat... he was shirtless and sporting this small leather harness that just loops under the armpits and shoulders and connects in the upper back... its a clean look... so i ripped off my shirt too... slung it in my pants... unbuttoned the jeans a bit and the top part of my smelly black jock was visible... and then... fuck... it was wild guys...

We fuckin danced.... and danced... and fucking danced for hours... we were all over each other on the floor... it was kind of embarrassing in part... and i loved the exhibitionistic part of it too... cause i dont usually get lovey dovey with just any guy in public with others around... a back alley is different... but i club full of pigs... its a 1st if i recall back... LOL

We'd take breaks... chit chat with various other guys and friends... hit the bathrooms for a piss and make out down there in the open by the urinals while i pinned him against the tiled wall... dance n dance some more... until we noticed the crowd was thinning out and we figured it was time to hit the road... only the desperate once stick around to the very end... that and i didnt want anyone else to join in... i wanted this guy all to myself all night...

so out we go... not hand n hand... but ran over to my car... hopped in... and drove up to my place.. pop in the door... and we were all over eachother... we stumbled down the hall necking, pinching nipples and grabbing crotches... clothes at random getting ripped off one by one and getting thrown on the floor... i was fucking exhausted like all hell from dancing so many hours... and i bet he was too, but this guy just made me sooo horny i stayed rock hard most of the night dancing n grinding to the beats...

so we fooled around in bed for ever... we sucked eachothers dicks... i skull fucked him... ate out his hole... then he tried to fuck my ass raw... i was wincing in pain... so i just let the head of his dick in... i think we both came by shooting in each others mouths... and we spooned and fell asleep as the sun started rising in the morning...

... fast forward a bit and i wake him up and start cuddling him and rubbing his ass and dick... fuck i knew it was the E and i wondered if he had taken anything too... u never know... i had left the techno beats playing all night on the speakers... so we start making out and gettin hot n heavy again for round 2... but we were soo exhausted we couldnt cum... we just cuddled, talked n chit chatted in bed all morning... and i really got to know him a bit... and i really liked what i was seeing... he's cute as a button... has a good job... he's enthusiastic... not a lazy pnp village queen, although he lives in the thick of the scene downtown which aint my thing.... and i dont really know how piggy he is or can get... so i look forward to meeting him again and having more fun finding out... I think im in "luv"... not love... fuck i didnt say that unmentionable word... i said Luv... i Luv alot of things... but i dont Love alot of ppl or things.... love is a serious word and i dont use it lightly... just like the word hate... i dont like a lot of shit... i cant stand it... but hating someone or thing is a big deal for me... if i hate u.. wow.. ur on my wrong side bitch !!

lol... so this guy.. mr. woofs... he travels alot on business... so he tells me he's gonna be away for a week.. and im thinking damn !! I gotta wait a week to see this guy again... and ive thought about him every day since... Ive also fucked 4 more asses as well in the last week... i can leave those for another post... so its not like im in luv luv... and i called him mid week just to see if he would pick up the phone and wanna chat... but last thing i wanna do is appear desperate...

so he called me last nite... we chatted an hour... but he tells me he's off and flying outta town for another week on vacation... and im like FUUUCK !!! how do u get to know someone who's constantly out of town... its hard enuf trying to get to know a guy who lives around the block from you, let alone...

Jeez... so yeah, ive fucked quite a bit of hole lately... and my dick is slimey now... i just bred this slut with 2 loads... he had 3 loads up his ass from another buddy of mine... so i told him to cum over.... how can i refuse a hungry wet, dripping hole... im such a sucker for wet cummy sluthole...

ok fuckers.. im off.. i gotta hit the weights... or do some laundry... or something... mabey ill bake some cookies.... whats does Pigboy wanna do after dumping all those loads...

updating the blog and catching up on other piggy blogs is like a full time job... so im making a decision here.. because of hard economic times... Boned N Stoned Incorporated is scalling back its operations... im deleting my Facebook profile... i cant keep up with it... i can barely keep up with my regular facebook... let alone my alter personality... LOL... and speaking of that... i think a new episode of US of Tara is on tonight !! WooHoo !!

more changes cummin soon...
on Season 2
with or without Mr. Woofy
mabey ill seed ur ass too :)