Dick the Halls....

"Silent Night"...

"Homo Night"....

"all is Stoned"....

"all is Bright"....

"round... yon virgin"...
"master & slave"....
"Holy is thy seed"....
"deep up ur ass"...

"Sleep in Heavenly Pee eeeeee" !!
...."sleeeeep in heavenly peeeeeee"...




"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the 1st day of Christmas....
my Master sent to me....

A big fucking bowl of weed....





On the 12th day of Christmas, my Master sent to me....




12 leather daddies...
11 cummy condoms...




10 pigs PnP'ing...
9 stoners dancing...







8 jocks a milking...

7 queens a quacking...

6 sluts a sexin...

Fiiiiive, Big Cock Riiiiiiiings !!







Four rubber slaves...

Three Frenchmen...

Two horny buds...

and a big fucking bowl of weeeed !!





Dude...
thats alot of weed....
and alot of fucking used condoms...

Fucking A !!


i love twisting the carols....
thats what i always used to do as a child in school singing along and cutting coloured pieces of construction paper making Christmas cards to take home and stick on the fridge...

So my place is still a construction zone...and im hosting a party soon.... so i got my inspiration the other day when i read an article about this guy buying a house recently, and his real-estate agent gift wrapped it for him. Like the hole fucking house !! Wrapped up in gold and silver paper and wrapped in big long red ribbon bow....

So i thought, why clean up all the dust and paint stains....
got a hole or stain u want to hide...

just cover it all with wrapping paper.

thats right...
i just finished wrapping up half the place in wrapping paper....
appliances, tables tops and walls...
and it looks really fucking trippy dude...

weird thing is...
ive noticed weird stains all over the walls i know i never made....
and its sorta grossing me out...
i mean...
i can be a pretty sloppy pig at times...
but weird stains reflecting off the paint in the roomies bedroom does ick me out...

i need me a houseboy....
someone to do all the chores, cook and launder...
run errands...
and put out some ass...
yeah, thats right...

i'll keep u posted :)

Dick the Halls




peace to all Pigs...
Merry Fuckin Festivus

Ho ho Homo Depot

Ho Ho Homo Depot...

its actually a refreshing change this year...

im skipping out on most of the holiday festivities this year....
but as anyone knows who takes on a renovation project...
you usually tend to spend most of your free time in hardware stores and those big box stores...

call it one stop shopping...
but im continually gettin cruised at Homo Depot....

ill be on the phone talking with a friend about insulation in Aisle 69 or talking dick with a buddy looking at power tools and i've gotta say... some of those guys lurking around Homo Depot are hot as fuck....

lunch time is no exception...
all those private contractors and DoItYourself'ers like me cruise thru midday looking for some tool or another to use later that day....

and i realized all this city needs is a Homo Depot...

like a real one...

u know... one with cute cashiers and stockboys....

wearing tight ripped jeans....
dusty open soled construction boots...
tattoo's, piercings, and cockrings would be de rigeur...
and im not sure about the deoderant policy...

half the staff and customers who shop at Homo Depot dont wear any anyways....
in fact, many could use a basic haircut....

they should seriously combine everything together for one stop shopping for fags....

Toronto's Maple Leaf Gardens (the old home of the Toronto Maple Leafs NHL Hockey Team), has been sitting idle for years in the middle of the gay village....

they talked about turning it into condos....
then a supermarket....
then it just sat empty for years...
and i just figured out the solution...

One stop shopping....
Hardware N Construction supplies....
add a Health N Fitness centre....
Supermarket deli N Salon....
a Porn video shop...
and stick a bathhouse in the basement, or in the old hockey players changerooms....

and presto chango !

Homo Depot is born....

oh well...
i still havent had the chance to suck any dick there yet....
bathroom sex is awkward....
i hate being confined to a dirty icky stall...
and The being caught factor in a busy public bathroom is more of a turn off, than a turn on for me....

i mean.... its not like it doesnt happen....
cause when you put a bunch of horned up guys together....
its pretty likely some of those Homo's are looking for someplace to dump their Depot...

fuck yeah....

take that Depot man...

take that Depot...

Ho Ho Ho








hmmm....
ive never tried that b4...
i bet i'd scoop up my load and brush my teeth with it later too !
Cummy Mint flavour....
mmmm

Construction Update

Dear fellow pigs, stoners, twinks, daddies, sirs and madams....

(apparently some of the ladies cruise the blog too... most women i hear love watching gay porn... funny huh)


Due to unforseen circumstances....
im in a bit of a pinch....
so i've had to pick up the pace....
and get back in the race...


yeah....
work sucks...
but someone has to pay the bills eh...
and when ur roomate suddenly ditches u...
well... someone's gotta pick up the slack...
fuck...

so i work in venues across the city...
and everytime i arrive there is construction notices everywhere....
construction is going on everywhere, and you have to manage to work around it....
mind the noise....
mind the disruptions...

and now my place is in similar shambles....
semi-renovated status...
disaster zone...
i nearly sat on my power drill the other day....

seriously...
the power drill almost went up my ass !!
dude i was stoned, and forgot i left it lying on the chair....
ooops :)

and its becoming quite a pig slop too....
a mountain of used towels, socks and cum rags piling up in the laundry
ill get to it....
i just need to finish that bag of weed.... and ill get right to it dude :)
yeah....

so dont worry...
im not going away....
thanks for the messages....
and i know i need to update this little blog here...
its like a little room that needs renovation....
its a project ill get to when i have time....

in the mean time...
ill just update u on some porn....

and fuck... have u noticed all the porn is dissapearing !!
all these porn sites are dropping like flies... so alot of the old porn i posted is gone....
sniffle...

so i dug down into my old archives here and dusted off some old porn and stuff i've been saving up....
its good shit dude...

i like the good shit dude....
whether its porn, weed, or good ass...
just hook me up with the good shit dude....


excuse me while i pour myself a glass of milk....




mmm...
if that made u squeemish... ur not a fucking pig dude....
now i feel like pouring a carton of milk up my ass and calling a few buddies over...
fuck ya....






i swear i've got this one on dvd in the cellar...





mmmm...
if its just gonna be a blowjob dude....
it might as well be a good one :)



for those of u who like em, young, dumb n hung....
here ya go....




and lets add some french canadian sleaze to the mix....






and polish off that roach with a good ol'fashioned all american pig roast courtesy of TIM....




i'll be popping in from time to time to give u construction updates...

so pop into the construction office and smoke one with me once in awhile....
ill be pumping the good tunes....




peace
BonedNstoned