24.12.09

Dick the Halls....





"Silent Night"...

"Homo Night"....

"all is Stoned"....

"all is Bright"....

"round... yon virgin"...
"master & slave"....
"Holy is thy seed"....
"deep up ur ass"...

"Sleep in Heavenly Pee eeeeee" !!
...."sleeeeep in heavenly peeeeeee"...




"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the 1st day of Christmas....
my Master sent to me....

A big fucking bowl of weed....





On the 12th day of Christmas, my Master sent to me....




12 leather daddies...
11 cummy condoms...




10 pigs PnP'ing...
9 stoners dancing...







8 jocks a milking...

7 queens a quacking...

6 sluts a sexin...

Fiiiiive, Big Cock Riiiiiiiings !!







Four rubber slaves...

Three Frenchmen...

Two horny buds...

and a big fucking bowl of weeeed !!





Dude...
thats alot of weed....
and alot of fucking used condoms...

Fucking A !!


i love twisting the carols....
thats what i always used to do as a child in school singing along and cutting coloured pieces of construction paper making Christmas cards to take home and stick on the fridge...

So my place is still a construction zone...and im hosting a party soon.... so i got my inspiration the other day when i read an article about this guy buying a house recently, and his real-estate agent gift wrapped it for him. Like the hole fucking house !! Wrapped up in gold and silver paper and wrapped in big long red ribbon bow....

So i thought, why clean up all the dust and paint stains....
got a hole or stain u want to hide...

just cover it all with wrapping paper.

thats right...
i just finished wrapping up half the place in wrapping paper....
appliances, tables tops and walls...
and it looks really fucking trippy dude...

weird thing is...
ive noticed weird stains all over the walls i know i never made....
and its sorta grossing me out...
i mean...
i can be a pretty sloppy pig at times...
but weird stains reflecting off the paint in the roomies bedroom does ick me out...

i need me a houseboy....
someone to do all the chores, cook and launder...
run errands...
and put out some ass...
yeah, thats right...

i'll keep u posted :)

Dick the Halls




peace to all Pigs...
Merry Fuckin Festivus


4 comments:

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luciente said...

Hey, wonderful site. Can you tell me anything about where the clip that's right underneath "9 stoners dancing" came from?


I saw a screenshot from it a long ago and was fascinated by the look on the bottom's face, and it turns out that the clip is just as interesting and intense and curious.