22.7.08

"ur a slut"

guys guys guys...

if u wanna fuk...swap some jizz n piss..all ya gotta do is ask...send me a mail bonednstoned@hotmail.com ..send me a cpl pics & tell me where u are (hopefully in toronto) or whereever...i travel lots... & ill letya know if id bend over for ya blindfolded... or rip ur ass in 4 :p

thanks for all the encouraging notes n msgs... i luv tokin...strokin..& writing this blog with a single hand... tellin ya about my fucked up piggy sextales...im not writing to get more dick...fuck...i got no issues there....its just kinda fun sharin the luv... dontcha luv sharin a load with a buddy..or three :p its rude not to offer a buddy a toke if u lite up right then n there...

k ....so the other nite... i get home from work... long day... i work long hrs... but not as many days of the week... its a tradeoff... so i lite up a fattie... and start cruisin n chattin online... there r like 5 guys who wanna fuk... but im like "shit"... i need to shower... shit...haha...get it... ok...sooooooooooo

i start "showerin"... and fuck... it wasnt workin for me.... but im really fuckin horned up damnit... im gonna get out there n ride some dick...my ass is huuuuuungry...ya know what i mean... well, by the time im almost ready...most of the guys who were free earlier fuckin disapear off the net... great...there's that... well, i could head to the park...or the baths.... cpl options on the table... gotta get me sum dick....and then like outta the blue...my guardian devil angel lookin down on me...a txt msg arrives... this guy from outta town is available and we had emailed back n forth earlier about hookin up.... awesome....hotel...downtown...perfect... i fuckin luv sleazy hotel sex... been a cpl months since ive slutted in a downtown hotel...well...here in town at least...not travellin around other towns :p

so i put on my smelly pig jock n head out... luv my black jock...never washed it since i got it...proly over a year back...got lots of em...but this is my fav...it really fuckin reeeeeeeeeks!!! Yum...any of u fuckin pigs would run in front of a fucking bus to get a wiff...U know it... i fuckin wouldn't .... i got my own :p
....so cuttin to the chase here... i gets me to his hotel...walk in caj...look around the lobby...fuck 3 sets of elevators...and they're fucked up...one goes to the 5th floor and 16 to 30...the other goes to 10-11 & 14-17...and so on...fuck...go figure that shit out baked... so i finds me the right set of lifts...the front desk guy looks at me weird and gives me that "ur here to fuck a guest" look...LUv IT... so up i get...knock knock...no ones there...what?? ...seriously...so i txt...and whadya know...he's cummin down the hall smillin... proly checkin me out 1st in the hotel lobby b4 cummin up...loser...if anyone's walkin away from dick...its me...cause ur either fuckin fat...fugly...or just plain nasty...i do have some standards :p

well..he's ok lookin....id fuck him...im stoned n boned... but i wouldnt be caught dead talkin to a loser like this in a bar.... i mean...i like chattin n flirtin up lots of guys in a bar... but i proly wouldnt have rubbed my ass up against him if u get ma drift... so we get inside...and his phone rings...the lobby's callin him...he forgot his camera down there...ok, im like "u want me to wait outside while u pop down"...he's like nah "wait here"...ok, sure dude... so he fucks off...i strip n lay on the bed in my black jock & black footie socks... hot... shoulda left my sneaks on...he walks back in...we start talkin dirty...he cums on down for a kiss and smells my smokey breath...i mean fuck...the last ciggie was 30 mins ago...u gotta be fuckin kidin me dude...he gets up and gives me a breath mint... im like "jeezus fuck" why do i put up with this crap...i should hit these fucks across the head more often...so i get him undressed...he's hairy...and he's got some belly...ok..i can handle some luv...not much...but he's just barely under that thin like between cubby & fuckin fat... so im strokin him dick...hmmm...not bad...6"incher...pretty thick....its aint all length with me...i like girth... One of my fuckin favorite words ever .... G I R T H ....mmmmm, everyone likes girth... i ve got girth :p

so im suckin his cock...gettin it nice n wet...he starts eatin my hole...gettin that nice n wet...and fuck..i just wanna get this shit over with....i tell him to stick his dick in....we start fuckin doggie...on the floor...over to the mirror...legs over shoulders...back to the mirror....doggie again, and my hole is feelin good...but fuck, its gettin a bit sore now....so i start beggin for my load...fuck after all that fuckin, u better fuckin give me some jizz to cool my ass down....the talkin get dirtier...the fucking gets jabbier...i can tell he's close...i just tell him to flood my tight cumhole with his seed and he lets it rip .... fuck..couldnt really feel it pump inside...but i could feel my stomach churnin...he was fuckin loadin me up good...my guts were totally fuckin fillin up with jizz...like a glassful....it almost felt like he was takin a piss in my hole...but it was jizz...nice eh ! so he gets off me & i start lickin his dick clean....yum yum... so he's like "u like the taste of my load off that dick"...and im like "ummm no..i like the taste of my ass dude".... fuck... its not always about ur load dude...my ass did most of the milkin here :p ...lets give credit where its due...

so we start chattin...he's a loser geek journalist.... askin me where all the piggy spots in town r... i dont mind promotin the city's darkest corners n alley's... so im thinkin mabey ill head out...but he's hard again...so i let him mount me and stick his dick back in...slimey as fuck...he really coated my ass pretty good... he fucks away for awhile...my hole's a bit sore...so i pull out the dirty talk...that gets em shootin quick... took another min or two..and i get him to breed my ass another load... i stick my fingers in my hole...fuck...this shit is runnin down my ass on my leg...fuck...this guy is barely fuckable...but fuck can he shoot big ass fuckin fillin loads... well..he starts geek talkin me again...so that was my cue to fuck off, get my shit on and head out the door...im smellin my fingers in the elevator....fuck...they smelled like a fuckin pig's cummy wet fuckhole... Luv IT !! walk thru the lobby...lookin like i just got fucked... the hair's totally fucked...ppl at the bar r lookin over...the doorman gives me the "ur a slut" look...huge smile on my face walkin away down the dark lit street.....

Bgood
pigboy

3 comments:

tallpig said...

You're a fucking nasty cum slut...I love that! Wish I'd been there to eat the loads outta your hole. When are you gonna post some pix of yourself dude? Let us see who the Nasty fuck pig really is?

Anonymous said...

want to see you getting breed

pigboy said...

OK... like ill get right on that...ill post my pic asap... r u fuckin kiddin me... annonimity is half the fun... and any fellow blogger would appreciate that plastering their face on their blog is probably...not a good idea :)

and anon...its "want to see you getting bred"...not "breed"...fuck, worst thing i hate r bad spellers and lack of punctuation.... thats why i just use the dots... dot dot dot... breaks my thoughts apart..and i dont have to think about proper punctuation :)

luv
pigboy