13.9.08

Get some Roo for your Doo.....

Hey guys....im back...yet again...for a quick update...on my piggy activities...im keeping quite busy i gotta say.... but gettin piggy here is a bit weird... sex is a taboo subject...gay sex is really taboo... so the kinky shit...is like really fuckin taboo to talk about....fuck my native euro culture....religion has totally fucked up my people... so....yesterday....busy day... i get me into town to run me some errands in the late morning...and i had a fuck buddy or two lined up to hang out with...had plenty of gear n supplies with me...totally ready for anything that might cum my way.... so i txt this one guy....we had chatted online...he lived in the centre...closeby-ish....had his own place...and was free...perfect...so i hop on a train...get to his hood...and meet him

sorry...got slightly distracted...the kids came down to annoy me...and then i tried getting onto my banking webpage...and it fucked me over...ive been on the phone with the bank in canada for the last hour and i almost ripped heads off....im gonna fuckin switch all my fuckin accounts when i get back...Fucking Loser Mother Fuckers!!!

ok..brb...i need to cool down...i havent apparently smoked enuf...i think i need a gram to chill me out...fuck...brb

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ok boys...im back..and im more chill....i just got off the phone with a hot kinky fuckbuddy ive been chatting online with for a year....ok...he's not a fukbuddy yet...but i can tell he's got potential....so im headed over to his place later...another btm bitch buddy of his is gonna join us...they pnp...he's cool with me lighting up...awesome...i think we'll have a cool pigout session...ill let u know all about it....

ok...so where was i earlier??...fuck..lemme scroll up and see.... ok...cool...im updated...so yesterday...i go meet this guy...he's got a place downtown...so i meet him near his joint...he's wearin a madonna shirt...she's on her european tour...the fags r going gaga for her here...one fukbuddy just flew off to london to see her...like seriously...she's finished...her career is over...the latest album sucks...whoever works and writes her shit should be shot in the fuckin head...ok...so buddy takes me to his place...lets call him Jor...like spanish for Hor...his name is totally different here...but he likes to call himself after the spanish version of the name...loserish...so Jor it is...pronouced HOR....ok....so up we go...and in the lift...this other hot guy dressed in skater punk wear looking like pig cums in...i was more turned on by him than Jor...whatever...he doesnt get off the same floor...he continues...i ask Jor if he knows the guy...he's like no...so the apt is messy...with a hint of fagginess....pink curtains...fuzzy blanket on the couch...shit i would never use to decorate my own place...well...long story short...once i finished showering...he's tented in his aussiebum's...i suck him thru the undies...we get into the bedroom...im sucking his 8inch dick...not thick..but ok...and i was under the impression he would fuck me raw...but after sucking dick and ass for 15 mins...and i had my face burried in his ass for most of that time...sucking and licking his hairy musky hole and ass...he mounts me and puts on a rubber...im like fuck...please dont..it'll hurt!...he's like ...no rubber...no fucking...fuck, like whats up with the guys here Jeez! ....all the chicks get bred and knocked up all the time...why cant i get knocked up like that all the time from these muther fuckers....whatever...i let him...no lube...he slides in my ass...pumps away for 10 mins...switch positions around a cpl times...nuthin special...felt good getting fucked..kept trying to pull off the condom with my ass, mabey i could get him to blast in me raw...but no go...he pulls out after awhile....i suck him off and i got a big load of goo on my face and mouth...didnt taste bad....so we go back out to the living room...he gets online...i light up a bit...he's a non smoker...but i guess he liked my ass and blowing on my face...so he let me lite up....grass too...i dunno...we chilled we chatted...he acted kinda weird...so i asked him what was freaking him out about me... and he tells me, my kinkiness and open sexual nature was kinda disturbing...i laughed my head off...he knew nuthin....that was one of the tamest vanilla sessions ive had in ages...i was bored senseless....why am i even telling u about my lame sex....so whatever...he gets on facebook...and adds me as a friend...loser...i didnt know if he wants to meet again...im certainly not...i mean...ill go out to a gay bar with him...but im not bothering to suck his dick again....i dont like tame lame losers....

so after awhile...we head out...i walk around town a bit...run an errand or two...get on the metro...get myself to the "gay ghetto" here....it was a really dark dingy neighbourhood years ago...its right downtown...but full of old building, wearhouses and old factories...its become the new club/bar/trendy district of town...the str8s have totally taken over...but the gay vibe is rockin more than ever...the Str8t's always infiltrate everything fag...so it gives the hood a really interesting character and vibe...u cant tell who's a fag...a hag...or a shade of grey inbetween....its late afternoon...and i went to go check out the sauna here...kill some time b4 i meet friends for drinks out at midnight...we party late here....so i get over to the sauna....new place...wasnt around last time i came home to visit...heads up...pay my admission...get undressed and check the place out...it was nice...nicer than the last "gym" i went too....but smallish...2 floors of fun...and no rooftop patio....whatever...its all relative right...i see a tv room...private rooms...sauna's, jacuzzi's...darkroom with sling...ok...not bad...fuck...i doubt guys here would ever use the sling...its too taboo...probably usefull if a bunch of german tourists cum n visit...they can have their fisting fun...LOL... there are locals here...but alot of outsiders too...tourists...visitors...interesting...so i find myself a bathroom to lite up in...get my buzz going...and heads me upstairs to chill... i chat up some guys...ones a bitch...ones from Australia...the Aussie is asking the bitch where he could go find good shopping in town...the bitch tells him togo to a mall in the north end of town...so i cut it...(and here's the funny part...i play it local...i talk in my native tongue with broken english...so i can pretend im local...its really fun..talking broken english to the tourists...they think im totally genuine...when im lying thru my teeth LLOLOLOL) ....so i tell the aussie the bitch is sending him really far and to crappy shopping...i tell him where he should go...bitch walks off sneering...so i chat up aussie...he's ok looking...tall, muscular...dark blond hair...and chatty...i felt more chatty and horned...actually...i was really horned...but i wanted to chill n kill time more than anything...i wasnt expecting anything much...although the place was really filling up with fuckers...the "pre bar/club" crowd...

brb...lunch time...im starving...ill be back... seafood...yum yums....
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ok...next day here...ive been busay!! ...so back to 2 nights ago...im at this new sauna right....chattin up Aussie...i take a trip or two to the hammam/sauna...start fooling with this guy...we go into a private room...we're suckin dick...i tried to get him in me raw...but no go...he insisted on a rubber...fuckers!! ...so i sucked him off till he came...and his load...tasted like SHIT!! musta been one of the nastiest tasting loads ever!! ...i told him jokingly he tasted nasty...so we started talking food and nutrition...and i told him to eat healthier...and eat a yoghurt once n a while...jeezuz christ...his load was nasty....so head out...chat some more...he wasnt much of a looker...just some loser local guy...the place was gettin busy...some tourists...some more bitchy flashy local types...i went downstairs and smoke me up some more in the bathroom...bump into Aussie...and he asks me if i do massages...i nod yes in broken english and tell him afterwards...i light up my reef n chill...head back up....find aussie and chat up some more....he tells me about his trip...i ask him if he's having fun and fucking lots of ass here...he laughs and says no...this is all in broken english eh...its fun...i luv playing stupid....so i tell him to get up...its time for his massage....

all the rooms r taken...im lookin around...so i just open a door at random and find an empty dark room...great...we get in....close the door...cumplete darkness...not a sliver of light...so he lies down...and i start massaging his back n shoulders....work down on his ass a bit...then his legs and calves...he's moaning like crazy....then i get back to his ass...start kneeding it good and get my mouth n tongue down and working on his ass...biting, licking....he's losing it...then i get ontop of him...sit on his ass and work in a really deep back n shoulder massage....he moaning in his aussie tongue...im talking dirty in my native tongue...he has no fuckin clue what im saying...but he's gettin turned on....he flips over so im straddling him now....his dick is rubbing up against my hole...and it starts to slowly poke in...and i thought...he's gonna ask for a rubber any minute now and its gonna be over...well....he's dickin his cock in my hole...just a bit...and im swearing in tongues...and he's luvin it...i cant recall much now...we were really sweaty...dicks were gettin sucked...he got behind me while i was lying down or on all 4's and he shoves his aussie dick in my ass raw...no lube...we're covered in sweat...all the sweat on my back was dripping off my ass and that was all the lube he needed...he dicked me raw for a long long time....he kept on moaning how much he luved my ass...and i kept talking dirty in foreign tongues....he was soooo turned on....since we spent an hour talking outside in the lounge...he thought he was fucking a genuine cute local boy...and since he hadnt fucked for awhile, he was totally turned on...his dick needed to blast....and fuck rules...he wanted to dick this local boy raw!!! LOLOL.... i know how to round em up!! i swear we were fucking for an hour in that dark room...pitch black...couldnt see a thing....i kept on asking him if he "finished"...and he would say "no finish"....i swear he came in my hole twice...i dunno...my hole was soooo slick...so open....i dunno...mabey he didnt cum at all....i luved the fuck either way....after a fuckin hour of fucking he wanted me to cum on him...i didnt want to...but i knew i had to leave soon and meet up with friends....so what the fuck i thought....i cant be bothered luring and finding a cumhole bitch to dump in...so i rode his dick wild on top and came all over his chest and started spreading my load all over his chest and face...he was luvin it...and i swear a felt his dick twitch a few times in my ass...did he cum?? i dunno....i was so baked...sweaty...and lettin my hole enjoy the raw fuck i couldnt tell what the fuck was going on....so we head out...lite up a smoke...chat it up and head down to shower...i had friends to meet in 30 mins....but i was starving...so was he...so we kinda agreed to grab a quick bite...and i told him to wait for me outside for 5 mins while i got dressed in broken english....on my way out...he had disappeared...oh well....no loss of mine....bye bye aussie...Do some Roo to your Doo...hahah...i luv that commercial...ok fuck...the kids just came down...fuck off u little shits...leave me alone and lemme pigblog....fuck...im stuck here all day...we're having a party tonite....eating...drinking...dancing...eating...i gotta smoke up for sure to handle em...oh...did i mention more eating....fuck...they wanna fatten me up...they think im skinny...well, im not anorexic...i dont have ribs showing or anything....i could use some toning...and the six pac...needs work...but fuck...stop trying to fatten me up!! ...i intentionally starved myself back home because i know my familly always fattens me up...ill cum home 10 pounds heavier whether i like it or not.... id rather have 10 pounds of cum up my ass weighing me down...LOL

so me n a buddy head out and check out some of the bars/clubs in town...in the gay ghetto here....not bad...some nice street cafe's...rooftop bars...checked out this club later with army bunkbeds with a "barrack's" theme...but it was a clean place...not a sleazy sex club....the queens n bitches were prancing around the place like pussy in heat...there's a bear bar and some kinky leather bar that opened up recently here too...im gonna check em out sometime soon....alone...no friends or buddies of mine...unless they're kinky mutha's....and i gotta say...i luv the music here...they play much better shit than anywhere back home....fuck i miss it here so much....

so last nite...i told ya i made plans with a fukbuddy to meet up...so i get my gear packed up...grab a cab and head down to his place....actually...i need another coffee n smoke....mabey ill save the story for another day....im tired of typing...ok...tomorrow...i need a shower...i stink...my hair needs a wash...and a cut...gotta find me a funky stylist here...i need to Get me some Roo for my Doo!!

1 comment:

stlouisguy said...

fuckin luv your pig ass stories.

gonna drop u a line soon had a very good time last night, but no time now.