laundry day....

i luv & hate laundry days....

ive been chillin at home all day....wearin a pair of gym shorts and a zippy sweater all day...unshaven...ungrommed....reading the soggy paper i found outside....drinking my primo ground up gourmet coffee....strokin my cock every cpl of mins, getting hard...and running downstairs every once in a while to throw another load in the wash or check the dryer....so the question is? ...why am i getting the paper everyday? ...and why does my fuckin dryer take 2 fuckin hours to dry a load!! ....im really baked too....its one O'those Days :)) ....tokin....launderin...cookin...and soon to be strokin my fat dick sorta days.... its nasty and raining outside....i have no intention of grocery shoppin, let alone go to a slutty fukbuds and breed him full of dick cream... LOL!! who knows...the nite is still young on that one....someone might wanna cum over...toke together...watch some Family Guy...and get fucked royally....

So...i just made the tastiest fuckin shit a hungry pot head with the munchies could ever make...so i thought id share my tasty recipe with u...I warned ya...Back in my 1st post ever when i started this blog...that i might have recipes to share...that time has Cum!! ...i wont divulge the secret ingredient...but if pot hasn't fried ur brain alredy....u might just be able to guess it!

Brown Rice Pasta Fusili Carbonara with Cocconut Curry Sauce Parmesiana ala Pigboy!!
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1. Bring pot of water to boil. (easy so far huh)

2. Add Presidents Choice brand "Brown Rice Fusili" Pasta to boiling water.

3. Cook pasta for approx. 8-10 minutes or until al-dente.

4. Stain water and drain pasta.

5. On a large skillet, slowly heat up some olive oil.

6. Lighty saute cooked pasta in skillet, carefully adding Mr. Gouda's brand "Cocconut Curry Sauce", and mixing it in well with pasta.

7. Add oregano, chilli flakes, fresh ground black pepper, and parmesian to taste. (i had crappy No Name brand parmesian in the fridge...no real hard cheese to grate...shudder)

8. Pour half a cup of table cream into skillet & saute lightly on low flame for 5 more mins.

9. Turn off stove flame, and quickly add 2 shot glasses of Vodka (i had some Absolut), to cooling pasta and mix in well.

10. Let concoction stand for 10 mins, and serve on elegant serving plates with a dash of fresh mint.

Enjoy !! ...and the secret ingredient...well..lets just say i didnt have any fresh stuff...but there's always some in the fridge to use... any proper pigpad should have some in stock!!.... OMG...lets just call it stock!! ...thats it!! Stock up ur Stock for those rainy days....LOL

Yum yum.... doesnt that sound delish....i think im gonna go have me some more... everyone's tellin me i look so skinny lately... i woulda figured the family had fattened me up overseas... guess i could use the carbs...brb...

...im baaack...i just watched the 100th episode of South Park...sooo awesome!!....and ive got a fuckin mound of dry clean laundry to fold on the bed...fuck...i hate folding laundry...thats why i need me a slave boy...someone who can fold my fuckin laundry when its done...give me foot massages on request...take out the garbage every week...and bend over and take a good dicking at a moments notice... i need a live in bitch...

mabey i should put out an ad...like all those other losers online looking for some fucking slave...LOL!! they message me all the time...asking me if i wanna cum over and be their obedient bitch...Haha...as if ME...Pigboy!! ME...is gonna be anyone's fuckin bitch...Haha!! ...i can play it like a bitch for 2 seconds...and then i'll shove a dry fuckin dildo up their ass, they wouldnt know what fuckin hit em!! Sooo...anyone interested ?? i can set up a really cozy army cot for you in the cellar...its a bit dusty...with some spiders, crumbly concrete walls n shit...but its only the best for a low life btm bitch slut slave like you... Only the best for my bitch...Only the best !! ...and i would never deny you dick...U can go out and have as much dick and cum as you want!! As long as u bring it all back home to daddy... then mabey i'll let u sleep upstairs in my big cozy bed inbetween the satin sheets....Fair Deal, no? I think so !!

haha...im so funny...i think its time i jerk off...ok...i gotta strip off my clothes....brb...and where the fuck r my poppers!!


so here's a good vid to start off the nite....u gotta luv Fred...he's like my Montreal sleazy frenchie counterpart...except i dont film every fat cock that breeds my hole for a livin...i actually gots a real effin job!! LOL... i'll breed the bitch next time he's back in town... i got an invite to his last porn shoot, but i couldnt show....and i wouldnt mind taking his hot load either....he would def eat it out & feed it back to me... He's def a hot cumwhore!!


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i LUV felching & snowballing...nuthin beats eating a hot fresh load of jizz thats leaking outta a fresh fucked raw hole...mmm mmm ...YUMS!!


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ok...still havent blown my load...its fun searchin for that hot sleazy vid that puts u over the edge :p brb :))...

ok..here it is guys...its pretty hot....chuck's a bit chunky...but he's a good pig...and that ass...its so hairy!! all that cum proly keeps it pretty moist...LOL


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ok...fuk me...ive got cum all over my hairy chest & abs...and a mound of laundry to fold on the bed....fuk me...i luv & hate laundry day....i gotta gets me a live-in bitch...the toilets need cleaning too... LOLOLOL !!!!