1.11.08

A message from your president...

well fellow pigs n piggies....

Im proud to introduce to you....the New!! ...the Future!! The new international company i have created....the name is now trademaked... I claim it as my own....i now declare... Boned N'Stoned....INCORPORATED INT.

This new bold company will now represent this great blog...we are branching out...expanding...even in these hard financial times....some new links and profiles have been created.... yes...its taken alot of time and planning.... i have other shit to do too u know... i cant sit in front of the laptop toking and stroking all fuckin day!! ...well i do that sometimes....but what i mean is...so do U!! ...and thats what im here for... so when im really baked...like i sooo am right now... i dont just always jerk off to porn...or try and find a hot fucker online to breed me or knockup....sometimes i like listening to music...looking at pretty pictures.... watching funny videos and chattin silly shit with friends...

So if you will look to your right ------------>>
....yes to ur right u will see another box full of links....

U can now add me onto ur Facebook!
lookup: bonednstoned@hotmail.com

and TaDaaa!! ....we're facebook pig buddies....
I only gots me like 4 guys on there now...so add me!! I need more pigboy buddies!!

...and u can also find me on D-List.
lookup: BonedNstoned

...im like a celebrity there....or will be....guys are adding me like crazy...it'll get pretty piggy...its only just starting on D-list... stay tuned!

...and ive taken the time to carefully examine alot of your piggy blogs out there...so some changes were in order for the My Fav Bloglist....some im deleting....im adding many new ones...i may have decided to not add some of ur blogs for the following reasons:

-Ur blog is lame!
-Posts about ur ass getting bred r too short!
-Its full of pictures of twinks with abs...
-All u do is advertise too much shit and porn...
-Ur blog is full of so much multimedia shit its fucking crashes my old laptop down & i sit and fuckin curse ur site...mutherfuckas!!
-Or ur simply just not a fuckin pig...

So the ones I've kept...and added...ur special...U R Boned N Stoned approved "U gimme a Boner when i read ur blog dude" award winning blogsites... Keep up the good work...if ur blog slides...I'll kick ur ass out the door...Im running a company here... I cant have lame sitting ducks in my Incorporated Enterprise....we've got a Global Credit Crisis on our hands.... and to all upcomming newcommers....i luv reading ur novice dick posts... i luv to see fellow pigs grow and thrive in the community.... OK

ENUF !! This International Incorporated company is cumpletely based upon me talking about sleazy sex.... more about mine... and i will occationally share a hot vid or two on occasion.... or a good recipe for the munchies....but really guys...we all just like to stroke our dicks...so lets get to it...shall we....great...

so ...last night....Haloween....me n friends r supposed to all gather down at my place....regroup...drink...smoke up...and head out to Freak Street....its like Sesame Street...but its the gay village on crack on a Haloween night.... ok ok... its called Church st. here....Freak Steet...or i call it Fagville....Cunts Corners...
Cant u tell...i luv being a Fag...and I luv all Fags!!
LOL

so...by the time im done giving out candy to the brats...i head down to the shower...trim my chest...wash down my dick and smelly pits in the shower....i was informed by a friend waiting upstairs...that everyone else has RSVP'd their condolences on attending the nights festivities....Fuck...im just stuck with her!! She my best friend....well...i think...but she's kinda depressing....where the fuck r the others!! ...ok fine...lets head down to Freek Street...i dress up in normal clothes...but i kinda went in a little character...camouflage cargos...black combat boots...hot tight black wifebeater....zippy army sweater...aviator shades...and cheap ass green army cap from H&M....LOL....it was a hot look.... and i gotta say... im growing an "unshaved look" lately...so it looked really hot... drive down...take like 30 mins of driving around massive jams caused by the streets being shut down...i find a fuckin parking spot in front of the fuckin Ballet School of Canada...by far...one of the most convenient and all time best parking spots in fuckin fagtown! The fags and chicks on "So You Think you Can Dance Canada"...r filiming half their shit there... I might even go see the Final...its a work related thing... I might get the opportunity to go....so aaaaaaanyhow...fuck...its gonna take me for fuckin ever to get upto the part i bred some hot ass!! Jezuz...i gotta fuckin shut up...

ok...Freak street...Fucked up...too many ppl...take forever to get a drink...Ur not allowed to drink on the streets!! Fuck that bitch...i always got a bottle of shit on me in a crowd...fuck me bitch...i cant deal with Toronto culture...in Montreal its legal...drink anywhere u want in the streets! berlin? drink a beer in the subway...drink one in a cab! ...drink one in a lineup at the bank teller...those ppl were absolutely FUCKED !! Toronto is the other end of the spectrum...Lamo!!

so...went to a bunch of bars...jazz...piggy...patio... thousands of fags in drag everywhere....and i dont bump into one buddy!! ...i always bump into everyone on Haloween on Freak Street!! This year...no one!! So the night was lamo...my friend was a drag as usual...and we hung out with the guy from the Saw movies...who was actually kinda hot...but not a pig...everyone would run up to him and take pictures...how lamo...he had a really good Saw killer mask....he fuckin freaked me out...i didnt wanna sit beside him at first... so after like i dunno...3 hours down there...i tell my friend "Let Go...I wanna get home...warm up...and find some ass to nail tonight"!! ....she's like "T.M.I."!! ...and im like...yeah...like im gonna pussyfoot it around you... you fucking know exactly what i wanna do tonight!! So we head off...drive her to her car...and she's like "can i use ur bathroom?" ...and im like "geez....OK!" ...so we get in...she's in the toilet...and all i hear is coughing and gagging....im logging in online...getting some fresh reef ready to smoke up and stoke my dick while i find a pig to plug...and she comes out...runs into the bedroom and flops on the bed...Im like what the FUCK!! ....she feels sick...she wants to vomit...she cant drive...fuck me...ok...relax..rest rest...i get online and let the bitch moan n cough in bed...im searching for piggy hole to seed...she runs out once in awhile to puke...wash up and crawl back into bed...im just smiling and chattin online with pigs...i get 5 invites within 10 mins online...accept the best sounding one... (which may not always play out as u expect...as we will see soon) ...call the pigs...get the addy... tell friend to just stay the night... im off...dunno when ill be back...could be back in an hour...or not...dont wait up!! ....she actually wanted to drive home!! i wouldnt fuckin let her....i dont drive fucked up drunk...i will stoned...i have no probs, i drive better stoned than any other fuckin driver in this city... so i wont let her leave...

i just pop my combat boots back on...stick on a cockring (i had been toking all day...sometimes u just need one!) ...and drive over to pigs place...park vehicle...afraid it would probably get broken into at 3am on that street...go over...ding dong! ...door props open...and older-ish host guy opens the door...me n him have chatted awhile...always wanted to meet...but now...in person...ummm..no...
...but there's another pig upstairs! ...lets go see...he's sitting on a big king size bed...in a white jock...chatting it up online...we make eye contact...check...connection...im fucking his hole...get thru some chit chat...put on some porn...the guys r sucking my fat dick...i role over tina'd out pigboy in the jock...start munching and eating out his hairy ass and hole...Woof!! work my cock up slick n hard and start riding his hole raw....he's moaning like a bitch...his slicked up hairy hole is sucking up my dick...his ass is tight...but its an open fuckin womb in there...a great hole to fuckin breed...but alas...it was not to last...i pull out...and my dicks covered in shit...nice...yeah...nice!! ....and he had claimed to be "showered"...umm yeah...dude...where's the bathroom? ...get in there...hot water...and Neutrogena hand soap..my dick was squeeky clean in a flash...get back to the guys...im soft...no chub...and shitboy starts sketching out...telling us he's gonna go bring a guy over who lives a cpl blocks away...dude! ...just tell him to cum here on his own... no! he's going! ...ok...takes him 20 mins to find his pants and cell and fuck off...i look at the host...and im like "dude...i wouldnt have put up with this shit at my place...I would have kicked everyone out by now!" ...he's patient...we chit chat...he sucks my dick and licks my sensitive hairy hole for awhile...i dont wanna touch him...he can just lick me...thats all!! ....i instructed the guys that my ass was off limits...touch it and ill bend ur finger in half and break it Off Limits !! ...so shitboy cums back...i can hear another voice...they're talking architecture and decor...im in bed feeling like i wanna puke listening to this shit...and then he walks in...The Guy I was gonna Breed like a Bitch... it was him... i saw it in his eyes within a second... i could tell he wasnt gonna make it easy... he was smitten, but the pig didnt wanna admit it from the get go... i really liked his stripped socks...but i told him later when the night was over that i had liked them from the get go...but didnt wanna mention it cause it would make me sound freakish and weird...we had a good laugh on that one!!

so we start chattin...smokin up...they were on the crack pipe...i dont touch that shit...and shitboy starts tweaking out again... he's on the phone...tells us he's heading up the street to see a friend... all of us were meeting eachother and partying for the 1st time together.... so the pig he just brought over was like "dude, we just got here together, where the fuck r u off too?!?!" ...the host was like "What the fuck?!?!" ...and i was like "Good ridance...let him go...Have fun cunt...and dont cum back!!"
LOLOL
so he fucks off...i start eating out new pigboy...he's got a nice hairy ass and hole too...but he's tight...really tight!! ...he warns me he cant get fucked easy...damn! ...so i tried working my fat dick in his hole a cpl times...and its a no go...then the guys start talking geek...so i loose my hard on...get it back...the hole is still too tight...more geek talk...and im like stoned n bored....i tell em im gonna go take a piss...and when i get back...someone's gettin bred...and them im leaving...so when i get back, they're still talking geek... im like bitches...SHADDUP !!....hot pig n me start jerking each other off talking dirty filth...and i mean like Filth! ...the older host fucks off...good! ...buddy wanted to watch me fuck him...i cant get hard with that....i was grossed out...no way i can fuck a hole on a guy im not into... so we're alone now... two pigs on a strange guys bed...weird circumstances...lets just say the talk got more filthy!! ...telling him every fuckin way im gonna knock him up tonite and tellin him everyway im gonna let him breed my hole up once its fully healed...lets just say we really clicked...even though i think he's a bit geeky for a pig...and i bit of a Tina'd up crack whore for my liking... i didnt announce any wedding anouncements...i just wanna fuk the hot pig n repeat...LOL ....so he rides my dick on top for a bit...i get back on his ass on all 4's...eat out and spit it up real good...rubbin my stubble all over his sensitive hole...jab my cock head in there...and we're off!! Plunge my fat dick in pubes deep while im stradling his back....he's moaning like a bitch...and i start to slowly ram his ass...speed up...slow down...and really work his hole good....pull out once in awhile and lick out his hole and it fuckin tasted good...a bit lubey...but his fuckin ass tasted great! ...this goes on for a good 15 mins....and i start to really ram his ass hard and pound my dick in deep and fast....i can feel a 2 days load churning...when i occationally jerk off 3 times a day...and shoot big...a 2 day load for me is huge...i cum for an entire minute! ....so i ask him if he wants to get knocked up....he's beggin for it...not like id give the pig a choice....i had made my intention to breed his hole full from early on...and his hole has really loosened up...and i so totally wanna fuck his hole another 10 times and for the rest of the night...but i sooo wanna cum and fill up his fuckin hot ass with spunk right now....my hands were around his neck and i started fucking long and hard and shooting one...then two....then three...four...five ...six...seven hard spurts of jizz up his tight fuckin hairy pighole....he can totally feel every spurt of junk in his ass and he's moaning with every jab of my dick....so i keep on fucking him for another two mins...my dick still feels like its leaking shit in his ass....and i soo wanna pull out and taste his hole....so out my cock plops out and the cum is dripping out....bend him over more and start licking out my white globby load thats leaking outta his pucker ass....im slurping it up like haloween candy....and he's moaning like a bitch who got knocked up on haloween....

we start making out like good proper pigs in lust....and we walk off into the house...and the host is downstairs online chattin...im like "dude, what happened to ya...U missed a good show!" ....he's like eh..whatever...i can tell he didnt feel wanted...poor guy...a sad lonely host...how tear jerking... he's lauging it out...o god, slit ur wrists dude....so i go wash up...get dressed and me and hot geek pig xchange numbers...dude takes awhile...like figure out how to use ur fuckin new iPhone dude...

...i figured host wanted us all out...pig is reading his txt msgs and he convinces the host to invite another guy...he's hungry for more loads!! ....and the host is like sure?? ...fuckin tweakers...it was 6 am....im outta here!! hug hug...and im outta there...my car is untouched...good....drive on home...get in the door...tippy toe and take a piss...my friend is stirring awake...looks like shit...ive got a the munchies...so i prance into the kitchen...beat up some fresh brown farm eggs...and make me some French Toast...actually i used PC brand Thick Sliced Cinnamon Raisin Toast...and it was fuckin Delish...i dont have any Aunt Jenima...i dont use that shit...just some good ol' Billy Bee honey...mmm mmm Yums...we both scarf down that shit...and i inhale a bowl of cereal too...and its off to bed...sleepy time...except she's like fucking exhausted and wasted tired...and im like pothead on a sugar rush twisting in bed between the satin sheets like a squirming worm....Haha!! Im weird yes....it ads flavour to the brand....

Ok...im gonna log back onto Dlist here...all those twinks think that the picture i posted is me...Its the main Fuckin Blog Pic...it aint me! I told all u bitches i would never post a face shot of me...ever!! It aint gonna happen....and my cock, ass and body shots r limited to my regular profiles online....no way im using them here...they can be cross-referenced and cross-typed, like a fucking blood transfusion product at the Red Cross...and my identity would be revealed...and then its all over.... Boned N'stoned will be shut down...ill sell the company....The pension plan will be dissolved...I will de-list from the Toronto Stock Exchange and the Nasdaq... Your shares will be worthless!!

...so dont look so hard...who cares... stop asking for pics... ur wasting ur time... i could be the ugliest fuckin pig...or i could be one of the hottest lookin guys in town....that all depends on u and ur tastes...yess my dear pigs n readers...Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder...do u think all of u turn me on...ummm, no...but i dont judge online...ur all my pig buddies.... some of u r really hot...and some of u are not...but seriously... Do U really think i can get dick n ass so easy anyplace i go or hunt if i looked like a mutt? no...i got great looks thanks...my eyes r to die for....i got them from my mother...and my chest....classic...my dick...eyes bulge at the site of it ...and my ass...well...its a popular favorite amongst fellow pigs... i know how to work it...i like to give back as much i get....and im just so cuuuute!!!! No one can believe im a pig!! ...i Luv it!!

ok...i gotta proofread this shit...and get going...i got dinner plans...and i still havent washed my dick since last nite...it probably smells like that guys ass...sniff! and my stubbly face is still itchy...i was rubbing it into the hairy guys ass for awhile...and my face is unwashed since...and my pits...ripe...you'd cum if u smelled them now....not like ripe ripe...just ripe-ish, hairy pits on a cuttie...you'd cum instantly!!

Yours Truly,
President & CEO of Boned N'Stoned Incorperated Int.

Pigboy :))

2 comments:

sperm-my-cumhole said...

Boned N Stoned Inc International. I luv it, great idea.

Had me some Halloween fun 2, it will be the focus of all my posts from a while.

Got fucked by Sperm-my-Cumhole groupies, v. hot. Still have an ass full of cum. So I guess it's all good.

Keep up the good work, glad I'm now allied with Boned N Stone Inc International.

Anonymous said...

Ummm, does this mean that we now have to refer to you as President Pigboy? Funny, I always thought of you as more of a king...