9.10.08

Stella gets her groove back !!!

ok fuck guys...im back in my home country....not back home home yet....just came here to pigout in another city...huge circuit parties here every thanksgiving...Canadian thankgiving...not american...thats when i head me to buffalo for some cheap cheap shopping at the outlets and Target...pronounced "TAR JEE" u americans wouldnt get it....we like pronouncing Target fucked up.....so if u know anything about the gay circuit party scene...u can probably fuckin figure out where i am....

fuck me...am i trying to repress the memories of my last destination...i will blog about them...good and bad...there's lots...a whole fuckin weeks worth...but i dunno...i felt like i was under some weird cloud there...the weather was shit...my body felt like shit...and my ass still feels like shit...yes...Its OUtta OrDer for awhile....i dunno what set it off the edge...too much dick or lack of a toilet seat at family's place?? hmmm...the jury is hung on that one!! LOL

im stoned...ive been sober all day flying back overseas...decided it wouldnt be a good idea to fly stoned as usual...cause i wanna smoke alot...and the airports r fuckin ass for that...cause i alredy feeling like killing ppl when i travel...nickin on tobacco would only make me actually act on my deepest desires to throw screaming children and bitchy fuckin flight attendants off the aircraft and stab their eyes out them with stir sticks...on my overseas flight i actually got a seat beside the emergency exit door at the wing...i thought it was weird...a door...not a window...fuck me...and where's my little computer touch screen where i can play games??? ...so i ask the sexy bitch in uniform sitting across from me how old the plane is...she's like its a 747...its being retired in 2 years...seriously? im flying in an aluminum can thats might be ripping apart at the seams...great...at least im sitting by the door, ill hit the ground 1st when i fly outta the plane strapped in my seat...all these stupid ppl would linger around in front of my feet space waiting to use the toilets or just standing like idiots in front of me...id spread my legs...fart...and look em in the eyes for like a minute to freak em out and send em away...like jeez, stop blocking my view of the tv screen bitch!!! Hancock....weird fuckin movie...such Will Smith bullshit superhero crap...i luved it!! bad hollywood for the flight...although i really wanted to watch the Sex n The City movie....actually it'll probably make me barf...the food was naaaaasty....note to self...never fly thru paris again!! fuckin french bitches!!...and dont ever fly their national carrier!!! Fuckin cunts!!! ...ok

...so now im with the frenchies here...LOL...canadian frenchies....i should stuff my foot in my mouth...actually id enjoy that too much and never take it out...i got some really smelly socks here in my suitcase....got em all marinating in a plastic grocery store bag...yum yums....my dirty jock was stuffed in a boot...hiding my secret stash of reef...i figure the dirty jock would throw off any sniff dogs in the airports...like fuck me...i land here...and they swipe my carry on again with the felt cloth and put it thru some analyzer on the way outta the airport!!! ....like dude whats the deal...im leaving...im home...leave me the fuck alone??....their stupid machine found no trace of coke or crack or whatever else they're fuckin lookin for...yeah...like im stupid to smear my herbal remidies all over my bag...im not a crack head bitches...im a pot head...i can outsmart any of u muther fuchas's any day!! LOL

so...im in the bus cumming into town from the airport...talking with a friend back home on the cell...for like 20 mins...and guess who turns around in front of me and yells out ..." OMG *** (aka pigboy), you're here!!" ...and i was like "Oooohhhhhh....Myyyyyyy....Gooooooddd!!" ....a buddy of mine from the states was on the bus travelling into town....like BIIIIIIITCH !!! HEEYYYYY HO! ...another friend was travelling with him, who im closer with and he got turned back at the airport...refused entry...really weird!! ...some stupid technicality....moronic....so i dunno...we caught up...havent seen him in 3 years...he got shacked up, bought a house...travels for a livin...i dunno if him and beloved have exchanged vows...but somethin tells me he's probably not the piggiest type...they have no idea about me...he'd be ashamed just thinking i was probably a slut...let alone a pig...let alone a really fucked up pig :)) Hahaha...his hotel is around the corner from mine...ill take him to a strip bar to start the nite...mabey club it up...im tired...he's tired...we've both been travelling all nite...mabey ill wear a jock...no rubber or leather tonight...oh yeah... i did some shopping this last week :)) ....toronto is really lame for fetish wear...even finding a pair of knee high socks aint easy! ....as for my ass...its cooked for now...fuck..i just gotta deal with it...think it was bummin me out and adding to my general misery the last 2 weeks...i gotta embrace my new found calling as a pig top for the next month...eeks...hope it aint that long!!! ...its hard...lemme tell ya... so ill keep ya upto date on events... i feel like bloggin again...last week is a bit of a blur...alot of reef...alot of fucking...alot fisting...alot of piss...alot of sleeping...i did some sight seeing too...LAME O !!

...but not now...im tired...needs me a power nap b4 buddy calls me soon to go out....Why is it i always bump in 10 ppl I know whenever i cum here?!?!?! I dont bump into anyone back home home...but then im hardly in the scene back home...the vanilla scene that is :) ...there's always a cpl pigs i know lurking in dark corners back home :) ...and there's alot more here!! ...i remember like 6 years ago....i was walking home from the clubs...or the baths...i dunno...and this hot guy rollerblades past me and around the corner where my hotel was...i walk around the corner and right in the alley beside the hotel at like 4am, rollerblading guy has his shorts pulled down and is tuggin on this huge fat dick...i walk upto him...no words exchanged...sucked on his dick...bent over...and he rammed his slicked up dick right into my hole and fucked it rocking back n forth on his blades...was a really hot hot fuck!! ...he mucks up my hole...and blades away...i was like...whoa..what just the fuck happened?? ...i walk into the hotel...to the room...think my friend was fast aleep in the next bed...he stirs awake...im like, "hey bitch" ...he's like "where were u slut?" ...im like "u wouldnt believe me if i told ya"...and i crashed into bed with some frenchies cum dripping outta my hole...and fuck...that was me when i was a fuckin twink...i didnt even know i was pig back then!! LOL

Stella's Got her Fuckin Groove back muther fuckers!!!!

1 comment:

SexcapadesSlut said...

Fucking pig! I want that smelly jock mailed to me immediately!

I'm off to New York this weekend for some piggy nasty raunch. I'll write about it next week.

Luv ya!