My Theories....

dudes... i got me an hour here.... then i gotta run... wanna make an appearance at the gym this am b4 i head to traffic court... Yes... The dreaded Toronto tradition of Traffic Court at Old City Hall....where half the city goes to fight their fuckin infractions... It always feels like a good bonding experience with my fellow citizens... We all go in sheer defiance of fighting our stupid ass mistakes, and praying the reporting officer doesnt show up so that u can get off scott free... attempting to thwart the city's attempt to pinch every fuckin dollar they can from our pockets... Bastards!!

Im hoping i can suck some hot dick in uniform there today...I've always wanted to do that at Old City Hall....i dunno...something about those archaic bathrooms, the dinginess...the brown rust stains in the leaky urinals... the old fashioned leaky faucets and white porcelain sinks.... would make it so hot to fool around in... Actually... if any of u pigs wanna check it out... Go watch the movie "Chicago" ...it was all filmed here in Toronto... and half the interior scenes were shot in old city hall... and tons of other movies have been too... I bet half the movies that take place in NYC...are actually shot here... i dunno... i dont work in film...so i dont fuckin know... What i do know... Is the film industry helps fuel a vibrant pot smoking society and underground grow-op operations!! Its all great for the economy....

Here's my theory:
The more pot U smoke... The more munchiess you'll eat... Thus helping to stimulate the food and manufacturing sector... Those employees and their families thus purchasing and consuming various other consumer goods ...thereby fuelling the habit of other pot smokers, which keeps the grow-ops in operation...which tend to produce enormous hydro bills...fuelling more revenues for the public Utilities, which thereby pays its employees...and if u work for a public utility here in the great white north...well...chances are you fuckin smoke up alot dude! ...and it all cums back full circle :)) LOL

dude...im going go into traffic court really fuckin stoned... fuck.. i better be careful now that i think of it... i gotta pass under a metal detector and put my bag under a scanner...like what the fuck...am i at an airport?? Like fuck... i guess there might be some psyco parking ticket offender than might wanna blow up the judge for a 30 dollar infraction...but seriously... toronto used to be so safe... none of that secutiry shit anywhere... ever since 9/11 and shit... we're got all these extra stupid rules everywhere.... then again... its becoming alot more violent n shit here lately too... people are getting shot up everywhere like some american city...like fuck!! most of it is all gang related drug shit... but there are more crazy mother fuckers out there... im all peace n luv... i might end up punching someones face in, if they really piss me off or threaten me...but i couldnt even imagine trying to stab anyones arm with anything more than a plastic fork... Moses said: "Be kind to thy neighbour"...LOL

ok...so why did i cum online...oh yeah... i wanted to blog... i got fucked really good last nite... so i gotta share :)) ...oh yeah Baby... Pigboy's ass is back in service!! It feels really fuckin good this morning... not sore...not throbbing... but if i finger my ass... i can def feel it... its tingly... it got fucked good and its in chill mode... my ass is saying "dude... im chillin... lemme put up my feet for a bit...have a rest...then ill be ready for another workout... and milk some more dick" LOL Here's my theory: lets say u just return to the gym after a long absence... u gotta work ur weights back up slowly... If u try and press too much at 1st, you'll totally stretch and injure a muscle... The ass works the same way... The reason i think it tore apart 2 months ago...Here's my theory:

-I've always regualrly been getting a dicking 1-2 times weekly...
-So i head to europe right? ...i start getting dicked 1-2 times a day...
-I work my way up to getting dicked 4-5 times a day... so my ass muscles are getting worked up really good.
-Which leads me getting dicked by 20-30 dicks/day somewhere halfway thru the trip...

-Then i visit the family...
-Dicking continues...but at a much more slower pace... ass starts to tighten again...
-Lack of toilet seats and lack of hygeine in the Fatherland dont help the situation...
-Dickings dwindle down to a trickle...I actually start topping more and even let a condom or two up my ass!!!
-Buddy of mine spends two hours ripping my ass to shreds with his hot hot fuckin dick...All is good so far...
-Pain begins a few days later... i just ignore it...
-Pain endures for an entire fuckin month, even after i return home...Fuck guys...that was an ugly period for me...really ugly...
-I get a chance to really explore my top/aggressive side though...
-I duly follow doctors orders...and keep my ass on bed rest and eat lots of fibre!

-Ass is healing... dick porkings begin...
-1st ass fuck last weekend...was Good :))
-And last nites dickingS...yes...plural...DickingSS....were fuckin awesome....

Gotta just work up my hole slowly... and I think 4 dicks...and 4 loads...is pretty fuckin good...Dont you?

ok...brb...i need another coffee...and im fuckin freezing... Winter sucks!!

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so... yesterday... im waiting around all morning for some guy to cum n check the furnace... i never seem to get any hot guys over to fix shit... when the cable guys came to hook me up when i 1st moved in were ok... one was young and ok looking...he could fuck me.. and the other dude...was hot in a str8 stupid boy kinda way...i coulda totally jumped him if he wasnt there with his co-worker... Oh...and these 2 young dudes a contractor once left working alone in a bathroom were sooo hot and soo young...but they were soooo like 18...euro ethno...str8...and ruff lookin guys... i think if i had made any move to suck their dicks they woulda punched my lights out... thats what made it hotter :) i just kept on taking them drinks to cool em down...their shirts were fuckin soaked in sweat...Woof!! Shoulda coulda woulda....oh well....

so anyways... Furnace guy doesnt show up... I blow a gasket on the heating company... They totally fucked up... And now their sending someone tomorrow... I shoulda bargained for a hot young furnace guy with a big juicy dick to cum over instead of a discount... but who knows what tomorrow will bring... mabey the Gods will bless me with a hot furnace guy in dirty jeans and workboots that will skull fuck my face in the cellar downstairs...yeah...i think that would be hot :))

so i hop online and chat up with some fukbuds.... i could so clean my place...do laundry... or hit up the gym again...but id rather fuck...and halfway thru the afternoon, my ass was really getting "the itch"... like craving it.... so i make plans with this guy ive never met b4 who wanted to flip fuck... i shower out good...get dressed in a smelly black jock....wifebeater...cargo, sneakers n sweater and head out... So i get down to this guys place downtown...get upstairs...he opens the door...and he kinda looks off...a bit older and sketchier than his profile shots...but not bad...his pics gave me the impression he had a rough punky edge to him... so as soon as i get in and take off my jacket...he's all over me... hands on my dick...his mouth all over mine and pinching at my nipples... now...what i forgot to tell u guys about... is i alredy had an assfull of spunk b4 i even got to his place... just b4 i left my place... i got a syringe... drew up some cum in a glass ive been saving...shot it deep right up my hole...and then left :))

Yeah...my ass was wet... :))
so buddy gets down and sucks my dick...i turn over and stick my ass into his face... he starts munching away like nuts...im guessing he can smell or taste the load...but i doubt he knows shit...but i can tell he's a true pig ...he can pick up the scent up my hole...and he spent a good 10-15 minutes licking up my hairy crack really good... so im bent over his couch...he aims his dick at my hole...and works it in... he didnt have a huge dick... a nice avg 6-7 incher... a good size dick for my hole in recovery... No need to be a size queen so soon!! LOL
...so he slides in my ass...and when he hits balls deep, my face is burried deep in his couch moaning my head off...and he's moaning like a bitch too, cause i bet he can feel how wet my hole is inside... his dick probably feels really fuckin good in my warm cummy ass...and he has no idea... but i could tell...cause he starts to fuck my hole quickly and i can feel the cum churning and sloshing around in my ass...his dick is gettin pretty slick... we change positions a few times, and i eventually ended up on the couch on my back with my legs up in the air...and he's dicking me good.... his cock would flop outta my hole and i could feel the spooge leak out... he looks down and sees the cum running down my ass, so he gets down there and munches out on my hole for a while...then dicks me again... pulls out.. spunk is dripping out...and he gets back down there and licks all that tasty shit leaking outta my ass... i start laying out the dirty talk....i get him to really pound my hole hard...and tell him to breed my hole full of his cream... This gets most guys over the edge and he started blasting his seed in my ass a few mins later... my ass gets really squishy n shit... i tell him to fuck me harder and push that cream deep in my hole... and it feels fuckin amazing...

Guys after 2 fuckin months of no dick... no cum in my ass... it feels fuckin awesome... and like usually...when i start... sometimes there's no stopping me there...

...but fuck... i gotta leave now... ok... ill be back... boned n stoned later tonite...
ive got 3 more dickings ..... or mabey ill just post this shit...and write about it in the next post... fuck... i can ramble on for ages...

oh...and sorry for the site being sooo slow... The music and one of the movies i posted play simultaneously when u load up the site... My apologies... That shit really fuckin annoys me.. But im not deleting that hot flick... or getting rid of the music... so fuck... Deal with it...

later pigs :p