27.1.09

{Bro} mance

hey fellow pigs, studs, twinks and fugglies....

i know i havent been blogging so much lately...

but im still with u in spirit...
every time u jack ur dicks... finger ur ass and pinch ur nipples... im there

yeah...im heavenly... the power of the Magic Green Tea Plant enables us all with the power to be heavenly....

if ur not alredy as fucking stoned as i am... please go do that now...

start playing my David Bowie song i posted....

Ground Control is a nice juicy bottom's ass on Earth... and Major Tom is the phallic rocket ship that needs to crash land and deliver its payload to Ground Control....

Fuck.. David Bowie admitted to using large quantities of LSD back then and used to luv sucking dick before he had a kid with Imam...woof...she's a hot bitch !!

Fuck am i stoned...

OK...so where the fuck have i been ?!?!?!

well, i was entertaining guests from outta town....it was two of the most excruciating weeks i can recall.... travelling around town, doing touristy things, going to museums, and hitting almost every muther fucking mall this side of the Great Lakes.

See folks... In Canada...it is MUTHER FUCKING KA KA COLD !!!
So we tend to hibernate... stay indoors...smoke up alot indoors...and fuck around indoors alot...

Most of us are horny fuckers up here... shacked up inside in the cold for 5 months out of the year... we get pretty horny...

And then the pigs... well... the pigs... we suffer further hardship...
Those of us outdoor, nature luvin enthusiasts can no longer fuck around and suck a dick in a park....ravine... trail... beach...back alley or bush as easily anymore... the pigs then congregate over to the "Country Club"...
LOL

apparently thats they new word thats being used around here for the Tubs... Sauna's... Bathhouse's... call em whatever the fuck u like... I like the Country Club !!
...and i bet Membership has its Privledges !!
LOL

fuck...am i stoned or what...

so anyways... i was entertaining guests... hanging out with friends alot and hibernating indoors with several late nite toke parties...and spending time .... and i mean alot of time with a certain fukbud...

yeah... what the fuck is going on ?? im lost... We've gotten somewhat close n shit... then we had a big huge blowout this weekend.... then we patched shit up....and now ??

Yes readers... Urs truly... Pigboy... is involved in a relationship...
Shocking isnt it !!!

I can see all ur mouths drop...
Your whispering the words - O ... My.... God...

well... to clarify... i dont exactly know what sort of relationship it is ?
... i wouldnt say were boyfriends...
...or friends...
...but its something more than the "fukbud" relationship...
weird huh?

Mabey its a BROmance !!
its a hit new MTV show... and its advertised all over the fucking subway posters
guys r even starting to use it online as a headline.... "34 y/o jock looking for a {bro}mance with similar athletic guy"

Fuck me...

so yeah... Some good news... I got my ass fucked last nite for a bit... Yeah
My {Bro} friend took a good poke at it during make up sex... it hurt a bit... and it felt really fucking gooood :))
...its not totally healed...and i wont be allowing him or anyone else to get in my ass anytime soon.... but Bro gave me a good load... a really nice big load... the kind of load that tingles ur hole all nite... cause after he bred me... i got dressed... went out and drank a few beers with a cpl of his buddies... and as stoned as i fucking was the hole nite... i could feel that load tingling in my ass the hole time and it felt soooo fucking good.

Dudes... i so miss tokin and gettin poked...
it shouldnt be that much longer...
i give it another month...
then another month, of intense and slow training...

i want my ass back in full operation when the trees start budding :)
the pigs will start waking up and they'll be horny to get out n roost !!
LOL

i fucking kill me...
ok gents...

im done here for now...
lets see if i can find u some hot sleazy porn to finish off the post...
gimme a sec

here's one i found awhile back and was saving for a future post...



and lets see what else do we have here....



and this self suck vid is old... but soooo soooo hot !!

2 comments:

Sperm-My-Cumhole said...

Yeah, I understand where ur coming from. I have a bunch of weird relationships, i.e. relationships that aren't quite one thing, but aren't quite the other thing either. I've got some real borderline shit going on.

I mean:

Jack pays me for sex - what the fuck? Not complaining, just confused.

James says, he loves and he calls me baby and other cute names all the time. But other than sex we've never spent any time together.

I first sucked Noel's cock, when I was about 16 and wev'e been fooling around ever since.

I'm really comfortable around Sean and after he fucks me, I can talk to him for hours.

John K is in a civil partnership, I'm his bit on the side.

Because Patrick is usually stoned when I hook up with him, I have no clue what's going on - but we're not just fuck buddy's, it has definitely gone beyond that. A Bro(mance), as u say.

Anyway I'm drawn back to my 1st question.

What the fuck is going on? Why am I making sex so complicated?

Sperm-My-Cumhole said...

On another note I maybe out of action myself. Noel fucked me tonight, it felt great. But he drew blood. That's not a good way to go into another session.