Im sad to announce.... this blog post cannot be part of the main blog...
Im not boned n stoned right now...
im E'd out, stoned and doped....
ive been listening to techno and house for the last 12 hrs non-stop......
So wow.. what a turn of events the last week has been....
Im working crazy hours and on my one night off, i decide im really fucking horny and i want to nail a piece of hot ass...
so i look online.... bleh... its crap... the same players... the same fugglies...
so i grab some shit... roll me a J for the road...and hit it for the Country Club....
Yes... Membership does have its privledges !!
...alas... i dont visit the tubs/sauna's that often so i dont need Country Club membership....
i mean fuck... u gotta be a total whore slut to get a membership and use it that often !!
i even think paying xtra bucks to be a premium member of a hook up site is retarted !!
but this is me your talking about.... I'll drive around for 20 minutes looking for a free and legal parking spot instead of paying $5 to park or risking another ticket .... i eat all the food on my plate.... and it doesnt get thrown outta the fridge unless its mouldy :))
LOL
now...there....you know a bit more about me !!
These lapses in my real personality cum out occasionally.... especially after a tab of E.
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so back to the Country club :)
i get there.... strip... wrap the towel around my waist... and walk the halls and hit the sauna for a bit... it wasnt a bad crowd... i saw a cpl potential pigs... got my cock warmed up and worked over in the sauna by some twink... hit the halls again and i see this latino/italian looking dude in a room with a nice clean cut goatee.... i was scruffy-ish :p
i did a double take on this guy... turn the corner and cum back for a 2nd swoop.... i stop by the door... rub my dick... he rubs his... contact !
he's in his mid to late 30's....got a nice bod and a sick ass... and when i mean sick... You'd pop a boner looking at his ass :)
i unwrap my towel and he chows down on my dick... i go for his ass and when my fingers get to his hole, its sloppy and wet... he moans... i fucking moan... i take a quick look around the room... poppers... no condoms... check.... I think i got Bingo !!
I scored some hole in any direction !!
LOL
me n culo start getting hot n heavy... sweaty..licking... kissing and biting lips, i go down on his ass and get it nice n wet and rub my goatee all over it... stroked my dick up wet n hard and poked it up his hole... his ass just opened up and swallowed my fat 8 inch dick... and part of me like a nice relaxed hole... but part of me is thinking... if his hole can take my dick in one bite and not hickup , well thats one Loose Fucking Slut Hole !!!
the only thing made this fuck so good was considering his ass was so loose i thought i was fucking a bowl of water was his intense passion... granted i was stoned as fuk... and have no clue what he coulda been flying on... but we kissed and bit and really got verbal and piggy....all the while i pounded his hole hard switching up positions every 5 mins... we look over in the mirror and watch us fuck... he's in the bottom fucked up "look at the hot stud pounding my ass" stare... and im like "look at him looking at me slam fuck his hole and its getting me off that he's looking" look.... get it?
after half an hour i just exploded up his hole suddenly... sometimes i can build up slowly and explode in a controlled manner.... sometimes its quick n easy... and sometimes i can fuck enlessly for an hour and then i burst outta the bushes and attack you with my ceasar sause and pitchfork !!
lol
Im listening to too much Techno... but im adding this hot new song i luv on my Dilist music....
im creating a "Playlist.com" profile soon, so the music is gonna get funky with all the added remixes ill be finding :)
... so latino turned out to be mexican.... but really white lookin... and hairy... no typical for a spic....
and his voice sounded like Antonio Banderas... fuck i luved hearing him speak... imagine u were fucking Antonio Banderas voice... Fuck Ya !!
so we chit chatted, rubbing his hole the hole time :p and then i took off for the showers... i clean off... sauna a bit... whirlpool it... feel the jets up against my asshole... ahhhh... niceeeeeeee :)))))
once i get back and hit the halls, i wanna plow more hole... but this is gonna be hard cause i gotta really be turned on to cum twice so quickly... so after not seeing much there i liked, i head back to Antonio banderas... he smiles upon my return... i lube up his ass and slide up that looooose fuckin hole again... this time its slicker than b4...so it feels even looser !! Its one of the only times i dont think fucking a hole i just freshly bred didnt turn me on.... so after fucking for another 15 mins, his ass is sore... i get down and just eat out his cummy wet hole for another 15 mins... stroke my dick up... stick it in his ass b4 i cum and just drain another load up there... this time it felt like i was taking a piss... just draining every drop of dick juice up his hole... Wouldnt u give Antonio Banderas every drop u had ??
after chatting some more... giving him my number (which i dont think he'll use), i hop to the showers... soap up... and as im drying up outside and heading to my locker, this other hot pig in his 30's is eyeing me and he looks familiar... so i feel him up and ask him where i know him from? he says the same about me, have a laugh and head into a darkroom for some fun... we're eating face... sucking dick...pinching nipple...sucking dick... and then he's bending over trying to take my dick... Geez Louise !!! I just came twice and my dick is aching !! I couldnt get hard again.... and after fucking such a loose hole, trying to work my now floppy dick into a tighter hole, wasnt gonna happen !!!
so after xchanging #'s with him... i got dressed and left... as im leaving, this guy in the locker beside me is dressed in an Armed Forces uniform... authentic combat training Canadian issue... and i just look over and smile at the guy and say "Dude, you came in full costume...no need to strip it all off ! " ....he looks at me like a geek and .... silence... I felt like the worst stand up comedian.... cause i know im pretty good at improv comedy....
so anyhooo.... last nite.... its saturday nite... wait wait wait...
i need a break... i cant blog anymore... so lets pause here for abit... and ill be back... i need to chillax for a bit... last nights events have really overwhelmed me... and im still tripping on E... so its time to cum down another step... be back soon :))
WeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
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goodMooooooorning !!!
that soooo much better...
its the next day now...
and we're back to Bonednstoned... and no longer tripping on E
fuck... that was fun....
i think was honestly dancing until 4pm yesterday.... no wonder these E kids dance at raves till 6 am.... and i slept with techno music playing all night... jeezus christ.... it felt soooo weird doing E again.... Eeeeeks... LOL
i dont wanna change the blog name to EEEeeeeeks !!!
that would be lame....
that would be sooo gay....
so that video above....woof
if that guy dont make u high or wake up ur dick.... i dont know what will !!!
i think ill make that Video Wake Up Song....
ill try it for a week and see how i like it... last thing i wanna see in the morning is Dawson getting his 32nd load... for fuck sakes these porn companies try to brainwash all the pigs with all those stereotypes....
ok fuck, im ranting...
yes... we're back from commercial break
The coffee and grass has been freshly ground... freshly pressed and brewed....
Welcum back to Boned n Stoned...
what a fucking weekend !!!
i met this really cute hottie... and he claims to know how to work powertools... and likes to ski and travel.... fuck... now i gotta figure out how much of a pig he is.... and thats what i look forward to :P
but i gotta wait a week apparently to see if that was the E talking out of my ass... or if i actually like this guy... if i cant stand u sober... there aint no way ill like you stoned... ill just hate you even more... see dude, getting stoned doesnt just make me cooler than all the other kids !!! ...it also enhances all my super power feelings and brings them out 10 fold... and i like to display my emotions when im stoned... i like to get creative... and i like to fuck like nothing else....
(oh just an aside note... I can now see live world map images of how many and where u visit me from on the world wide web... the www you know... Im gettin down on this new language... im not like some of you twinks that talk in this computer star trek, Ensign Wesley Crusher language... We called them geeks back in my day !! So i know where ur jerking off from a heat map... its soo cool to watch when ur stoned... Cheers to the American Eastern Seaboard Dudes, and the West Coast sluts, along with the central European continental Pigs contributing to most of my readership... and then there r some of you... that pop up in the middle of siberia... or a south pacific island... or in the amazon...or from some UN base in africa... yes... I can see that too !!
This goes to say... you may not find a giraffe around the arctic, or see a polar bear in the swampy jungle...
but a Pig....
can be found in all 4 corners of the Earth...
from land to land...and sea to sea...
from high above...and down below...
we Pigs oh yes...
we fuck with glee...
they sometimes snort...
and they sometimes squeal...
but above all else....
in dick they deal....
they cum in hole...
and in hole they cum...
but by and large...
in cum they trust...
Fuck i should release a book of poetry...
They;ll lock me the fuck up....
LOL
so where was i... ahhh, i luv being stoned... so yeah....
saturday nite cums along... 1st weekend off in a month... i go hit the weights at the gym... do some shopping... return three laundry baskets of empty liquor wine bottles for a deposit... got an oil change and stroked my dick looking at the mechanic next to mine wishing he was greasing up my hole... did some brunch...and filled that in with a nap... only to wake upto a snow storm.... like FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK.... someone fucking adopt me and take me a tropical climate and ill be your fucking bitch all winter !!!!
so im moody and just not in the mood to go out... im declining invitations from friends calling me all evening... so i hit the net... and arrange to breed this hot ass being pimped out... and we're talking pure twink slut hole :) ...and a buddy of mine hits me up, and tells me there's this leather/fetish event going on tonite in this old school event/concert hall theatre space... so i contemplate and decide ...fuck, im gonna go dancing... fuck fucking the twink cumhole.... these r big decisions for me... they can be life changing... as you will find out in my next blog post... ok :))
thats write... this new season calls for all sorts of new twists...and To Be Continued Episodes... this is the story of my life... my pigtales... my thoughts... its all about me Me ME !!!
so what you think may have happened that night... well i sorta gave u a clue if u recall the begining... and this blog post is starting to get rediculously long... so stay tuned for the next fucking Episode !!!!
( hint: I still cant stop dancing to this techno !! )
lol
22.2.09
13.2.09
An All New Season...
Standby for an All New Season of .... Boned n Stoned !!!
Cumming to a blog near you this Spring !!
Its gonna get sleazier... its gonna get sexier... its gonna get dirty...
...it might even get messy :p
All new episodes and tales of me... your truly... Boned n Stoned... pigboy... cumslut... hor... cummyholefucker.... slut for sluts... call me what u like...
Sticks n Stones may break my bones, but Dick will never hurt me :)
I think i should Copyright this shit
So guys... ive been busy busy busy as fuck lately....
The broship with the fukbud is over... history... he was fuckin insane... i couldnt deal with it... it was like this dramatic climax to a season ender on HBO...
so now... i need time to chillax
gotta take a Vaycay...
regroup the writers and actors for the next season of BonednStoned....
I always tend to curb down my pigginess in the winter... most of us do up here... in the great white fucking north... Geezus fuck i need to move to California or something !!
...but the inner pig cums back to life once the trees start budding...the dirty icebergs of ice melt off the sidewalk... and my balls start to hang lower cause the temperature starts rising and they dont scrunch the fuck up into my liver for warmth !!!
LOL
...but who says im not having fun...
oh jeez fuck...
i got 2 hot fuckdates to blog about...
whadya think... i dont have any new material for u... please
its not like i go out to have sex just to blog about it... I just love going out and having sex, cause i like sticking my dick into a hot hole all the fucking time... its just a matter of finding quality ass and quality dick...
quantity's never been my thing...
well...im lying there..
quantity can be fun if it happens...
and sometimes it can make up for quality...
but im all about the quality :))
fuck... this is good quality weed :P its not how much u smoke... but the luv n attention it gets when it buds :))
now....b4 we get back to our program.... here's just a few msgs from our sponsor....
Cumming to a blog near you this Spring !!
Its gonna get sleazier... its gonna get sexier... its gonna get dirty...
...it might even get messy :p
All new episodes and tales of me... your truly... Boned n Stoned... pigboy... cumslut... hor... cummyholefucker.... slut for sluts... call me what u like...
Sticks n Stones may break my bones, but Dick will never hurt me :)
I think i should Copyright this shit
So guys... ive been busy busy busy as fuck lately....
The broship with the fukbud is over... history... he was fuckin insane... i couldnt deal with it... it was like this dramatic climax to a season ender on HBO...
so now... i need time to chillax
gotta take a Vaycay...
regroup the writers and actors for the next season of BonednStoned....
I always tend to curb down my pigginess in the winter... most of us do up here... in the great white fucking north... Geezus fuck i need to move to California or something !!
...but the inner pig cums back to life once the trees start budding...the dirty icebergs of ice melt off the sidewalk... and my balls start to hang lower cause the temperature starts rising and they dont scrunch the fuck up into my liver for warmth !!!
LOL
...but who says im not having fun...
oh jeez fuck...
i got 2 hot fuckdates to blog about...
whadya think... i dont have any new material for u... please
its not like i go out to have sex just to blog about it... I just love going out and having sex, cause i like sticking my dick into a hot hole all the fucking time... its just a matter of finding quality ass and quality dick...
quantity's never been my thing...
well...im lying there..
quantity can be fun if it happens...
and sometimes it can make up for quality...
but im all about the quality :))
fuck... this is good quality weed :P its not how much u smoke... but the luv n attention it gets when it buds :))
now....b4 we get back to our program.... here's just a few msgs from our sponsor....
7.2.09
Intense !!!
Intense Rambo !!
lol
Intense Dildo and Skull fucking !!
Intense Office (condom-fuck)
Thats all for now pigs
Im slowly updating the blog and all the links...
There are alot of hot fuckin blogs i wanna add ....
...and some really hot piggy fuckers out there with potential
...so if you've got a blog or something u wanna show me... hit me up
bonednstoned@hotmail.com
5.2.09
U.S. of Tara
yo yo yo Ho !!
what up bitches ?!?!
Anyone watch that new show on TMN/Showcase/HBO called United States of Tara ??
i soooo luv it...
Its about this normal lookin family..a mom.. a dad... and 2 teenage brats... one of them gay... the other a slut for dick... and mommy dearest has multiple personalities.... one minute she could be a Martha Stewart...the next minute she's a gun toatin piece of white trailer trash called Buck... and the next minute she could turn into a tenage chick... like its a fuckin insane show !!!!
so when i smoke up... like i am right now...
i could become anything....
u know what i mean ?!?!?!
i think u stoners know exactly what im talking about ;))
One minute i could be this white guy like me acting like im some black brothah...
Then i could turn into this total paranoid cunt accusing everyone of all my suspicions....
Then i might walk right up to you and rub my hardening dick up against your ass....
The next minute i could become "The Naked Chef"... literally...yeah... i should set up seats outside the kitchen window and sell tickets !!
....then i might watch a clip from Family Guy and laugh like a stoned idiot for 20 mins...
and then i might sit really still and silent and rub my dick thru a pair of cotton jammies....
..yes... guys... i usually parouse around my humble abode pretty naked most of the year... but reality is.... this is Canada... Its muther fucking COLD here in January and February !!! So yes... as much as i luv my heating, i need to wear jammies and wooly socks around here in winter...
so what the fuck did i cum on here to talk about....
i had some of the most amazing fucking sex with {bro}friend the other night... so we're headed back to his place after a night out with another buddy of mine....and im thinking ...jeezus fuck, i cant stand being around him in social situations... he can fuckin bore me to death and be a bit of a downer....so once we get back to his place... he passes me a joint and tells me to light up... i gladly did so to put myself out of my misery of having to deal with him... and then "Poof"... the pot kicks in... and we start chatting about leather fetish stuff.. (see i can also becum a cumplete pig when im stoned :)
...so i start trying on some of this crappy leather shit he's got around the place...and then i get him to start sucking my rock hard dick thru this shitty leather jockstrap.... after a good 10-15 mins of dick sucking, i spit into my palms and spit lube his ass up and spit lube my dick up... aim... point... and target...
....he doesnt usually moan like a bitch when i fuck him, but he did that fucking time... so he starts moaning loud, which only turns me on more... after a few mins of fucking on the couch, i throw him on his bed missionary, pour some lube over my dick and his hole...aim n fire away at his ass some more... and im thinking... wow... his ass feels fucking amazing tonight... and my dick is really loving his ass tonite... and fuck he looks 15 years younger right now... oh fuck... its the fucking pot... oh fuck it feels good... oh fuck what if i cant enjoy regular sex with him... why is it better when im stoned with him, as opposed to when im not...i cant smoke up everytime to have sex with a guy ?!?! ...and if the sex is gonna suck sober, and only rock when ur stoned as fuck... well fuck... this aint someone i could posibbly wanna get serious with...
so yeah... the sex rocked...but if i cant have mind blowing orgasms with a guy when im sober like i can when im stoned... then he's def not the guy for me... right !!
....so yeah... since then... he's fucked up in the books again... i wont talk to him much really... im gonna start cutting the strings... this one has to dangle a bit...right down to the last thread .... then the grovelling begins... ick... This fukbud in paticular needs alot of attention and re-assurance... its fucking annoying me as all fuck... i really cant stand needy, insecure, attention hungry guys... this is to the point of exhaution for me... like fuck... its too much fucking work to have easy access to ass... and even that is lacking if u ask me !!
LOL
I declare this {bro} mance over !!!
Besides... a couple of other fuck buds have been smooching me up lately....
Spring is comming... I need a respectable sleazy pig in my shadow...
The {bro} ship may continue in some way shape or form... that'll pan out
...fuck... i might fuck him every once in a while... just cause he can sometimes be an easy piece of ass....
LOL
im such a fuck...
so anyways... so so busy lately... between work...meetings....fucking... and acquiring a new roomate... im fucking exhausted... I never ended up taking a vacation... I havent been working crazy hours either...but i thought id be on a beach in the caribbean by now sipping on a cold bear... tanning my ass... fucking some latino culo... and kayaking in the crystal blue ocean water... but noooo... Im here... in the Muther Fucking COOOOOLD !!! Can u tell i just luv Canadian winters... and im in Toronto... our winters are pretty pussy compared to the rest of the country....
so yeah... i gotta run.. my new roomie is home... we're cracking out the cheap ass Spumante Bambino sparkling wine.... mix it with some flavoured fizzy... smoke a J... and i baked cookies... yes...
Which personality am I tonight?
what up bitches ?!?!
Anyone watch that new show on TMN/Showcase/HBO called United States of Tara ??
i soooo luv it...
Its about this normal lookin family..a mom.. a dad... and 2 teenage brats... one of them gay... the other a slut for dick... and mommy dearest has multiple personalities.... one minute she could be a Martha Stewart...the next minute she's a gun toatin piece of white trailer trash called Buck... and the next minute she could turn into a tenage chick... like its a fuckin insane show !!!!
so when i smoke up... like i am right now...
i could become anything....
u know what i mean ?!?!?!
i think u stoners know exactly what im talking about ;))
One minute i could be this white guy like me acting like im some black brothah...
Then i could turn into this total paranoid cunt accusing everyone of all my suspicions....
Then i might walk right up to you and rub my hardening dick up against your ass....
The next minute i could become "The Naked Chef"... literally...yeah... i should set up seats outside the kitchen window and sell tickets !!
....then i might watch a clip from Family Guy and laugh like a stoned idiot for 20 mins...
and then i might sit really still and silent and rub my dick thru a pair of cotton jammies....
..yes... guys... i usually parouse around my humble abode pretty naked most of the year... but reality is.... this is Canada... Its muther fucking COLD here in January and February !!! So yes... as much as i luv my heating, i need to wear jammies and wooly socks around here in winter...
so what the fuck did i cum on here to talk about....
i had some of the most amazing fucking sex with {bro}friend the other night... so we're headed back to his place after a night out with another buddy of mine....and im thinking ...jeezus fuck, i cant stand being around him in social situations... he can fuckin bore me to death and be a bit of a downer....so once we get back to his place... he passes me a joint and tells me to light up... i gladly did so to put myself out of my misery of having to deal with him... and then "Poof"... the pot kicks in... and we start chatting about leather fetish stuff.. (see i can also becum a cumplete pig when im stoned :)
...so i start trying on some of this crappy leather shit he's got around the place...and then i get him to start sucking my rock hard dick thru this shitty leather jockstrap.... after a good 10-15 mins of dick sucking, i spit into my palms and spit lube his ass up and spit lube my dick up... aim... point... and target...
....he doesnt usually moan like a bitch when i fuck him, but he did that fucking time... so he starts moaning loud, which only turns me on more... after a few mins of fucking on the couch, i throw him on his bed missionary, pour some lube over my dick and his hole...aim n fire away at his ass some more... and im thinking... wow... his ass feels fucking amazing tonight... and my dick is really loving his ass tonite... and fuck he looks 15 years younger right now... oh fuck... its the fucking pot... oh fuck it feels good... oh fuck what if i cant enjoy regular sex with him... why is it better when im stoned with him, as opposed to when im not...i cant smoke up everytime to have sex with a guy ?!?! ...and if the sex is gonna suck sober, and only rock when ur stoned as fuck... well fuck... this aint someone i could posibbly wanna get serious with...
so yeah... the sex rocked...but if i cant have mind blowing orgasms with a guy when im sober like i can when im stoned... then he's def not the guy for me... right !!
....so yeah... since then... he's fucked up in the books again... i wont talk to him much really... im gonna start cutting the strings... this one has to dangle a bit...right down to the last thread .... then the grovelling begins... ick... This fukbud in paticular needs alot of attention and re-assurance... its fucking annoying me as all fuck... i really cant stand needy, insecure, attention hungry guys... this is to the point of exhaution for me... like fuck... its too much fucking work to have easy access to ass... and even that is lacking if u ask me !!
LOL
I declare this {bro} mance over !!!
Besides... a couple of other fuck buds have been smooching me up lately....
Spring is comming... I need a respectable sleazy pig in my shadow...
The {bro} ship may continue in some way shape or form... that'll pan out
...fuck... i might fuck him every once in a while... just cause he can sometimes be an easy piece of ass....
LOL
im such a fuck...
so anyways... so so busy lately... between work...meetings....fucking... and acquiring a new roomate... im fucking exhausted... I never ended up taking a vacation... I havent been working crazy hours either...but i thought id be on a beach in the caribbean by now sipping on a cold bear... tanning my ass... fucking some latino culo... and kayaking in the crystal blue ocean water... but noooo... Im here... in the Muther Fucking COOOOOLD !!! Can u tell i just luv Canadian winters... and im in Toronto... our winters are pretty pussy compared to the rest of the country....
so yeah... i gotta run.. my new roomie is home... we're cracking out the cheap ass Spumante Bambino sparkling wine.... mix it with some flavoured fizzy... smoke a J... and i baked cookies... yes...
Which personality am I tonight?
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