Cumming back to a mess at the Office !!

Woof...if that vid didnt make u cum a shotglass...

seriously ppl... im away for over a week...& i cum back to find lame porn updates !!

is this what happens when i leave the office & my desk ??

i cum back to find the office in shambles !!

lots of lame porn !!

no new music or fashion trends....

the recycling wasnt put out to curb... Thanks Roomie !!
mound of plastic shit collecting outside...

and a dead ant infestation in the bathroom...
i blame my sickly hot rads for frying them dry...

just like i was frying down south :))

ive got a wicked tan line...
and im just spending the next few days detoxing...
fuck

a week of drinking, drugs, sun, sex and fun needs a receovery period... like fuck !!
im not 22 anymore...Im 29 !! i cant return straight to work the same day i arrive back... I need a few days to chill, unwind and aclimatize to the dreadfully dreary weather here again... get a load of laundry done...

and then cum back and clean the office...
fuck guys...
u think i could go away a week....
chill out from work...
get away from the blog...

be out n about mingling, flirting and fucking as usual...
and not have to worry about cumming back to a mess at the office !!

LOLOL

im fucking kidding...

but thats what i had to hear for a whole fucking week from my buddy travelling with me !!
his messy office...
all the work...
about all the lame bitches he's dated...
and all the new current ones...

i was wishing i had taken off to Ft.Lauderdale solo as planned...
but fuck !! ... u just gotta make the best of a desperate situation...

thank god a had a nice stash of reef with me...
it made the 1st half go by smoothly....

and then i ran out... and no new dealer had been sought out...
and then crash...

im surprised one of us didnt cum back in a body bag...
i have good survival skills... i can get thru the worst of anything....
but i was close to slitting my wrists around him...

but im back... im back... looking good... detoxing and smoking a bowl of grass to release all those stressful toxins and oils.... as im recharging my batteries again im in super sex mode... I've jerked as many as 4 loads out in the last 24 hours... i need that release... that and i cant find an easy piece of ass within an hour... its still a bit too chilly to cruise outdoors here.... that and u know the saying," I need a vacation from my vacation ?"

well... i need another vaycay god damnit !!
me and friends are alredy planning the summer... fuck, anything to hit the beach and some more ass !!

...that and the food... eeek... the hotel food was nasty..... the local food didnt sit that well in me either...
there was this icky nasty hick staying down the hall from us...

Do u know what a tatoo said just in the small of his back above his ass ??
It said : "Exit Only"

like WTF ??

yeah...that was my ass in mexico... for exit only... but getting that tatoo'd above ur ass ?!?!
This guy looked psychotic.... like if u watching the news, his mug shot would be on for murder and rape... u know ??
Alot of the guys at the hotel were fugly or french... i have no patience for the french... unless their bent over and waiting...
...which leads me to the frenchie slut i bred in a bar one night...
nuthing special... just some ass and some release :)

....the culo was lacking... well the slutty non rentable culo that was cute was low in stock...
Its the recession...
business is tough...

in toronto, i have Hot Slutty Hole on Demand... 15 mins online, and anywhere from 2 to 15 fuck buds r ready to bend backwards for some dick...

lol



this should make u salivate a bit....

and to end this episode, a nice Educational Video on the Effects of Drugs.
A nice relaxing educational video
I think i might need to get a hammock for the office....
then ill never get anything done :)