wontcha....

According to recent polls conducted on you... my fellow pig readers....

You want the blog to gear more towards porn... u want more sleaze... and a few of you want some more writing...

..but u also wanted less multimedia...
well u picky picky piggies...

u cant have alot of porn and not have multimedia... its a catch 22...
so deal with it...
and buy a fucking Mac already wontcha....

i know, everything else fucking freezes up... but i can run 2 porns, i-tunes, and facebook chat simultaneously without a skip in the beat... as much as i have no fucking clue how to use this fucking MacBook... its never frozen for a minute in its life !!

so...

i was saying...
Survey says most of you pigs either log on from the US, Brasil, Austria, and the Neatherlands.
im just shocked....

i know alot of u americans south of the border really dig the blog...and quite of u fellow canucks do too....
but the austrians and the dutch ?? they outnumber the brits, the french and the chinese combined !!

ever google yourself ??
well i can always google my real name, and i get this obscure link to something i was involved in 5 years ago, and its 20th on the list.... there are alot of history professors and doctors that share my name... its weird lemme tell ya, cause i got a weird fucked up name... im a euro multi-ethno mutt... very few can figure me out :p
so one day i google my online blog name... you know BonedNstoned...

and oh my gosh...
oh golly gee !!

ive got guys linking me from these chinese and arabic blogs....
you can see all my statistics and see where the most readers that read you are from...
apparently im the 400,000 most popular blog on the net...

huh??
out of a ka-jillion websites... im the 400,000th most popular ??
ok
sure...

that shit dont really give me a boner...
your real live comments... suggestions... and input....
mean more to me that some fucking blog survey... or a page of web stats...

all it means, is i need to find some more Brazilian porn and kinky shit for the Dutch and the Austrians to watch...

survey says... turn it up a notch...

survey says... heat it up a bit more...

lets see what i can do :)

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oh, i almost forgot...

i didnt update u on the latest...

what do u think... i havent been having any sex the last 2 months ??
r u insane...

i dont even think i know what that means...

listen... i didnt get my own cherry popped by a fat thick raw cock until i was 17...
so i got another 17 to fuck away like nuts...

listen... u only live once...
my ass wont be as highly regarded when its 44 years old as it is now... better kept in use while its still a highly traded commodity....
traded from one hard dick to the other... one cumswapper to the next...

so it was a pretty hot day in city the other day...
the bf...
gone...
business...

im horny...
i do as i please...
the park becons...

see its hard to pick good days to pig in the bush...
we get a lot of rain...
so the trails can get quite slick n muddy...
and that aint fun...

but fuck !!
the bugs...
i got some bites the size of cherries on my bod...

see... i had my shorts down below my knees more than once...
those fuckin mosquitoes had prime ass viewing of my exposed ass n legs...
they bloodsucked my arms pretty good too...

so i popped into the local liquor store and picked up a pack of Rev... the aqua blue, motoroil tasting energy drink... fuck... it was the only thing refrigerated... that and its easily portable into my water bottle... and if anyone gets a wiff of it, i can say its diet Fresca :)

i was well toked up... but i toked up again in the bush and went a hunting... a lot of pigs had cum down... young n old... alot of hotties too... i was dressed in pair of cargo shorts, sneaks and a tight tee... cap n shades too... its all about being anon... you;re not supposed to make that much eye contact....

so i hooked up with this guy on a bike... nuthin special lookin... but he had a super fat cock... so after taking a few wet licks of his pole in the bush... i got him to sit down on this wooden bench just sitting there in the middle of a clearing... and i stride over and sit on his raw dick... i musta only went up n down 2 strokes and he was already shooting his load up my hole... his dick popped out and i put it back into my hole and i could still feel his cock pumping more cum... when i thought he was done i pull off his dick and its still shooting cum !! i lap down and feel huge globs of cum on my tongue and chin...

FUCK !! my 1st park fuck of the year... and i get a huge muther fucking cummer !!!

did he not fucking jerk off all winter ??
talk about hibernation wontcha !!

im outta hibernation...
im back n prowling the woods :)

so after playing with a few other guys and sucking some more cock... i get back to the car.. drive off home... and jump online... no decent fucks or players online... so i skip over to another nearby park with a lot of cruising... i bump into my usual fukbud as he's leaning up against a fence and smoking a menthol... i just walk up to him and stroke his dick... grab his menthol and take a puff... i quit smoking a few months back... but i luv a puff or two from a menthol when im stoned... we start attracting a crowd... so he takes me up deep into the bush into what im gonna call... Mosquito's Den... we spent 30 mins sucking dick and me bent over taking his raw dick up my ass... but with neither of us cumming... we called it quits and walked off... me n him have played so often... u know it just gets lame after doing the same anonymous fuck so many times... it just wasnt that anonymous anymore... especially after that time me and my friends got stuck in the same restaurant with him and his friends... yeah... toronto is small town compared to most... less than a million of us live in the inner city... everyone knows someone who knows you around here :)

another younger kid gave me a good peek at his hard dick from behind another bush, so i sucked him good and as i bent over and pushed his dick into my wet ass... he came instantly again and pulled out as he was cumming.. i bent over again as a good pig and swallowed every drop i could... damn... huge cummers that day !!

so as im about to wrap up my visit.. i bump into another hot built shaved head dude, dressed all preppy like and we start sucking each others dicks and he's fingeing my sloppy hole eagerly, showing an interest in fucking me raw... but just as im lubbing his dick up with lots of spit, we see the cops drive thru the park with their spotlights on and flashing... well fuck me !!

so we pigs went squeeling for the hills!!
he went running towards an exit but in the direction of the cops... i picked up and ran towards them, behind the cruiser and up a hill and down the other end of the park... yeah... thats all i fucking need... an arrest !! at least i had no fucking pot on me... its iffy here on whether a certain amount is legal.... once it was legal to carry it... then it was banned again... and now no one knows whats legal and whats not... lets just say... pot is pretty liberal in Canada... were not Amsterdam or San Fransisco either...

so after scurrying back home.. im itchy as all fuck... but i resist the urge to scratch my eyes out... hop in the shower and shower all the park piggy smells off me... the bf's comming over... i change into a pair of shorts and and wife beater... lite me up another joint... put on some music and chill on the couch... it had to be a Thursday nite... my housemate is always away on thursday nights... so its a good fuck night for me...

so the bf's at the door... we didnt waste time... we were all over each other and ripping our clothes off in 2 minutes... barely breathing and just inhaling each others scent and sweat... we both like to wrestle... so we play fight alot... its cute.. its fucking hot... and after dating for almost 4 months... sex with him never gets boring... the only thing i have to admit.. is he likes using condoms... I KNOW (shhhhhhh !!! )

u must be thinking... i must really like this guy to let him use condoms on me...
well... whatever...
if its gonna get past labour day... he's really gotta be breeding me raw by then...

so i let him poke me wrapped.... i rode him for awhile... tore off the rubber, tossed it aside... and went down slurping on his dick... id edge him close and then back off... i get on top of him and ride him really hard... his dick is rubbing up n down my crack and its poking in my ass with every other stroke... i ride him really hard and get his cock head poking with every bounce... and he starts shooting huge blasts of cum all over my hole and his cummy wet hard cock head is poking in my already well used park bred hole :))

ahhhhhh.... i luv summer.
he shoots massive loads...

ive had him shoot his loads on my spread hole all the time... and he fucking drenches my ass with a glass of cum... could u imagine how much cum that would be up my ass !! I sooo want his fucking children !!
...hey
its a good healthy relationship... and im not gonna call it quits, cause it doesnt fit my typical profile...
its work too... ive really grown in the past few years... i could even be ready to settle down.... somewhat... fuck... i dunno what i want... but the bf's gotta sleazy it up a bit with me.... or learn to loosen up a bit more... cause i might need to cut those ties otherwide....
something deep down inside tells me that it wont work out in the end... He's just not as sleazy as me... not as twisted... not as open minded... If im gonna have a partner in crime and be in a truly healthy relationship.. i've gotta be with a pig like me... dontcha think ?

but like i said... nuthing beats a nice healthy relationship... and the sex is still great... dont get me wrong.... i would never drag anything out if the sex was bad... no way... I've broken up with many dudes because of bad sex... listen, if i wanted another friend, id ask for one... but if someone wants a relationship... u better fucking rock as hard with your dick, and milk as hard with your ass as you can outside the bedroom... and this guy knows how to push my buttons :p

so pigs... thats the latest scoop...

im cummin off a high all day...
fuck... i wish i was in chicago right now... mingling with hundreds of other pigs...

so those of you reading this after u return home from all the IML piggy parties...
invite your buddy BonedNstoned next time wontcha....
ill be a good pig :)

Woof !!

ps... I'll be travelling thru Montreal a few times alone in the next few weeks...
any cute fuckers wanna swap a load or two...
poke me wontcha....

im also planning some summer travelling abroad....
the Dutch and Spanish should feel privledged im visiting again...
ill be shakin my ass in alot of pigpens this year...
cum n join in wontcha....