21.5.09

inside n out



Here's a cool remix to enjoy with your porn sir...
Woof Woof !!
Can i fetch you your slippers....
A light for your joint ?
A spritzer on the rocks ?

Ahh.... i just got in from work... and i wish i had a little pup here to fetch me my shit and help me wind down and chill... let daddy cum n cuddle u....and then he'll take u out for a walk in the park... introduce u to all the other pups in the neighbourhood.... play fight in the bushes... and then take pup home to snuggle n ravage in bed....






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ok... next day...

im dressed for the office.... im wearing a gym black tee and a pair of well worn black 2(x)ist briefs in flip flops.... ahhh i luv a day off work... well six actually... i booked off to go to IML... but no... alas... twas not meant to be... has nothing to do with me being in a relationship now... not at all... i can easily revert back into pig mode at the slightest impulse.... its just not financially possible... ive got alot of big and small trips planned soon and i need all the money i can pinch.... and some major changes are coming my way in the fall and winter... Real estate is gonna be occupying my time... major changes i say... major... and im gonna have to pick up the slack at work and pick up more hours.... that or find new work in other places... could involve some weird ass hours and travelling... but thats what my line of work involves....

or mabey ill say fuck it, and open up shop myself...
a studio...
an experience...
a place to party...
a pig pen...
mabey a business...

And im sitting here thinking... what the fuck am i doing... Applying all my creative energy into a blog that doesnt make me a cent of money... what was at 1st a creative little ego boosting experiment... has shown me that there is hole new world out there to market... I could so make alot of money.... the key is real estate... and most importantly...

Location Location Location !!
Id make an excellent Scout locator for a film studio... i know this city architectually inside n out...
which leads me in our local little gay film festival here in toronto...

its called Inside n Out...
nice name...
thats what i like to do when i fuck... I like to slide in hard n raw......inside n out... slosh slosh slosh....

why cant i marry business & sex together ??
eh?

I think I could do it :)
Mabey ill just open up a little art studio....
or mabey a little porn cage film studio....
cobine art, hairdressing, and a wi-fi cafe into it... and voila !!
Toking n smoking on the patio only dude !!
add a little hot top jacuzzi... and i could totally open up a fucking sex club...
that would be sooooo much fun !!

Toronto 1st Pvt Sex club !!
pvt party events
bar
sling room...
wet tub room...
i think that could be fun....

some guy that used to be a writer for the local trash mag did it ??
but its some sorta weird tranny bar in this trashy pawn shop lane ontop of a thai restaurant... oh the eccentricities of this city !!
they need to finally designate a red light district or sleazy neighbourhood for us pigs.... cause i refuse to go live in that gay village we have here... ick... im a farm house boy... a farm house in the city backing onto a ravine where all sorts of wolves prowl at night :))

there's an old jail nearby... they should so totally convert the space into lofts... add a mosquito net screen to a sliding bar door and bam !! We could use the old cells in the basement used for solitary and interogations as storage lockers... make the bathrooms look ultra luxury jail house style and decor... stainless steel kitchens...brick chimneys... large barred windows with a billiards and a gym with swinging ceiling fans... add a starbucks in the lobby and its cumpleate !!

so anyways... where does this leave me...
a penniless writer...

when i could be producing the porn myself :)
i need to establish myself locally 1st... and i gotta scout out a location... it means everything...
i luv watching that British show on HGTV
location location location !!

so while im not gonna stop writing this blog....
just cause im going thru a vanilla period doesnt mean shit....
i need to spend more time doing... and less time toking...

fuck... i gotta cut back... especially if i pick up more hours at work... but im gonna enjoy the summer 1st... fun in the sun... flexing those muscles on the beach... fucking outdoors... toking n enjoyin... im not gonna bust my balls till the fall... so until then... ill keep u informed...

i gotta run... got errands to do today... pick up some groceries like a good little house wifey... the hubby is away on business.... and there's a lovely place i can curl up with a book and a joint by the waterfront nearby... and who knows who's fucking cock is gonna swing in my face... i could totally be up for a lap dance if the right piece of ass strikes an interest... Fuck its gonna be 30 degrees here today !! Woo Hoo its summer !! get inside n out more often... its time to tag that ass and suck that dick outside dude...
thats it...
harder...
inside n out...


Pig On !!









2 comments:

throb919 said...

Sign me up for the pup and slippers scene (especially meeting the other neighbourhood pups) and the playspace! Woof!

Comicsfan said...

Two things: (1) Jeff Palmer looks intensely more hot bottoming when he has short hair, and (2) Damon Dogg should offer his nice ass for bottoming more often. He makes a hot fuck.