Cirque du Coq

so i just got home from a Comedy club...
friends birthday...
fuck...
i have too many Leo and Cancer friends...
everyone wants to gorge out on sushi for their birthdays this year.
Jeezus fuckin christ... if i see another piece of sushi this summer im gonna become an Unagi roll and drown myself in a vat of soy sauce !!

so.. Comedy club...
a chain of them is called Yuk Yuk's...
they usually bring in the better comedians...
or so i thought....

The host was i think Canada's 1st and only openly gay male comedian...
cute kid actually...
whitey as they cum...
and kinda funny...
i think i im funnier than him...
thats how comedians get my respect...
if their funnier than me...
then their good :)

im a tough crowd...
u gotta be really fucking good at joking around to get my attention...
u gotta be cynical... or dark... or dirty... or just plain silly...
thats how u get a laugh outta people....

so the gay kid is ok...
he's got the str8 crowd laughing... (and its better than Bruno, just got a "chinese copy" of it ...that movie is a fucking joke... and seriously... Sasha Baron Cohen... need i say more ? :)

so after 10 mins, he introduces the 1st act...
and up cums this Geek...
like Nerd Supremo...
and he starts doing a jiggy hokey dance on stage...
and his routine was mostly done on a CD voiceover while he "intentionaly" lip cinqued...
and one of his comedy routines involved a Math Quiz with a tape recorder...
the crowd was awestruck...
at the amazing genius...
of the Geek of Comedy...
OMG...

if i ever looked that bad on stage...id seriously want you guys to throw tomatoes at me...
id appreciate the gesture...
fuck...
the look on my butchy russian friend sitting across from me was priceless...
she looked at him the same way she looks at me when she's angry...
like she wanted to commit murder...
lol

haha
that was a funny...

get it...
its all about the comedy...

or is it...

mabey sometimes its just about the sex...

cause i gotta say...
i was famished when i showed up for dinner...
that sushi really did hit the spot....

i had spent the last hour pounding the fuck out of some hot daddy hole (42 y/o to be exact),
.... nothing spectacular...
just some plain ol, wam bam, thank you man, sorta hook up.
took a quick piss on my way out the door...
nipple pinch and quick peck at the lips... and off and away...

dontcha wish when u went out to see a show or have a drink at the bar, u could see some real live porn ?
like, not guys doing it in a dark corner or darkroom of a bar.
i mean... like a real, live sex show... with professional actors on stage...
who will fuck... scream...suck... swallow... lick, prick and dick on stage... just like he would shooting it on film in a studio or set ?

id pay to see that shit...
real live porn theater...
...and im not talking about the lame ass porn theatre in amsterdam...

im talking like taking Treasure Island Media, Live on Stage.
Cirque du Soleil.

But call it Cirque Du Coq...
i kinda like that...

Cirque Du Coq....
Yuk Yuk

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