Happy Halloween

Trick or Treat....

I wanna dress up in a costume like this and go door to door....
i could use the helmet to collect candy in...
or u could just drop it down my drawers....

ooops...what drawers ??
Id be sporting Commando :)

ready to trick or treat a waiting hole to some dick....

some gay men totally love halloween....

i think its totally way cooler than pride...

........

take these guys for instance...
im gonna give em 5 moments of fame....
i think they're funny as fuck when high as a kite



like i said... when ur high as a kite....

this is the part where u should be high....

dude.... i get a feeling alot of u who read the blog arent really stoners....

i think some of u guys just cum here for the porn....

like im almost mainstream....

i did a little experiment....

i havent blogged intentionally for over half a month....

that and i wasnt feeling overly creative....

and im still getting 6000 hits a day !!

fuck....
i think thats pretty fucking cool....

im not exactly Perez Hilton....

but who the fuck would ever aspire to be that fat bitchy cunt....

oh fuck...

im probably opening myself up to a lawsuit....

bad boy....
bad bad boy BonedNstoned...

dont say those mean mean things about Perez Hilton...

he's not a dirty pig like u....

he just looks like swine....


fuck....
this is damn good weed dude....

lol

hold onto ur pants bro...
go take a piss now b4 u piss ur pants like i did earlier....

ive got a few Halloween trailers to share for u.....

polish off ur roaches & enjoy :)

Muah ha ha



i've been watching Saw trailers for the last hour and i almost shit my pants....
im such a suck when it cums to horror flicks....



last time i recall going to the movies and watching the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, i was clinging onto my date for dear life and screaming like a chick....

yeah...
i can scream like a chick too....
most of my friends get a good laugh in, just watching me shit my pants....

oh well.....

think its time to stir the dick in my pants...

Trick or Treat...
smell my feet...
give me something good to eat...

spread that hole...
like a whore...
while i shove it in some more :)

Back to Business...

well piggies...

i knows its been awhile...

i told u i was quitting smoking....

and ive barely lit a joint in a month either...

well... im lying...

i had some to last a couple days...
dental procedure...
a friend was kind enough to give me some...

im such a baby when it cums to the dentist....
but there is no fucking way im going into the dentist sober....
ive gotta be stone fuckin stoned....

a buddy later asked me if i scored some Laughing Gas...
alas no...
i kinda think the dentist knew i was stoned...
answering every question with an "uh huh" all glass eyed, sorta gave it away...
that, and i was laughing like a hyena watching South Park while the fat cunt fiddled away on a filling...
but i did score 20 toothbrushes and 5 tubes of toothpaste...

now... some of you may call it stealing....
but when u goto the dentist's bathroom, and he's got a box of them sitting beside the can open...
and i just happened to have my gym bag with me...
and i figured out the fucker charges me more than he should be...
well...
thats no excuse...
i confess...
i took the cheap ass toothbrushes !!
Yes...
it was me motherfuckers!!
i took em all...
fucking fat cunt dentist...

its like going to the self checkout at the supermarket...
i buy the most expensive tomatoes... and i punch in the code for the cheapest ones...
please.... they're tempting me with corruption....
its not like a whole supermarket chain is gonna go bust cause of little ol' me saving a few pennies....
they're the stupid asses who put trust in the customer to punch in the produce codes...
not my problem i happen to be a dumb blonde and i punch in the wrong one...
oops :)


so lets just say if any of you happen to drop by for a spliff or a drinkey...
ur more than welcum to help urself to a toothbrush...
its the least i could do for a fuck...

cause if there's anything i cant stand in a man... its bad breath...

funny thing...
the last set of boyfriends always told me i never had bad breath....
cause i always told em' about theirs...
while they usually told me my armpits smelled sweaty...

honey...
i know how to use a stick of deoderant...
i just choose not to slather it on 24-7
at least my teeth will never rot...

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so i had a bit of pot for a couple days....
but i didnt feel like blogging...

and most of you come here to jack off...
i dont see any of you knocking on my door offering me a joint...
mabey if some of my friends did, i wouldnt be such a cunt....

that and i made a promise not to blog sober...

....so why am i here?
well... i may not necessarily be stoned...

but im under the influence of sleeping pills and red wine...
and my head is fucking spinning...
cant sleep...

i was hoping a good jack off would do the trick so here i am...
so ive gone thru half a bottle...

its really quite good....
its some fruity Argentinian shiraz...
quite nice...
makes the sleeping pills go down nice...

well...

lets do what we're all here to do....

Back to Business folks...

There should be enough video there to last awhile....

or U Can Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison !!


nitey nite :)