Happy Halloween

Trick or Treat....

I wanna dress up in a costume like this and go door to door....
i could use the helmet to collect candy in...
or u could just drop it down my drawers....

ooops...what drawers ??
Id be sporting Commando :)

ready to trick or treat a waiting hole to some dick....

some gay men totally love halloween....

i think its totally way cooler than pride...

........

take these guys for instance...
im gonna give em 5 moments of fame....
i think they're funny as fuck when high as a kite



like i said... when ur high as a kite....

this is the part where u should be high....

dude.... i get a feeling alot of u who read the blog arent really stoners....

i think some of u guys just cum here for the porn....

like im almost mainstream....

i did a little experiment....

i havent blogged intentionally for over half a month....

that and i wasnt feeling overly creative....

and im still getting 6000 hits a day !!

fuck....
i think thats pretty fucking cool....

im not exactly Perez Hilton....

but who the fuck would ever aspire to be that fat bitchy cunt....

oh fuck...

im probably opening myself up to a lawsuit....

bad boy....
bad bad boy BonedNstoned...

dont say those mean mean things about Perez Hilton...

he's not a dirty pig like u....

he just looks like swine....


fuck....
this is damn good weed dude....

lol

hold onto ur pants bro...
go take a piss now b4 u piss ur pants like i did earlier....

ive got a few Halloween trailers to share for u.....

polish off ur roaches & enjoy :)

Muah ha ha



i've been watching Saw trailers for the last hour and i almost shit my pants....
im such a suck when it cums to horror flicks....



last time i recall going to the movies and watching the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, i was clinging onto my date for dear life and screaming like a chick....

yeah...
i can scream like a chick too....
most of my friends get a good laugh in, just watching me shit my pants....

oh well.....

think its time to stir the dick in my pants...

Trick or Treat...
smell my feet...
give me something good to eat...

spread that hole...
like a whore...
while i shove it in some more :)