Shits n Giggles....

Happy New Year bleeps....


was Santi good to u...
how many loads did he drop down ur chute...
...tis the season to give n receive"...

like fuck bitches....

i made me some new resolutions this year...

I will strive to be Half the bitch I am...

and double my intake of dairy...

ive been hitting the fucking gym almost everyday in the last month....
and one thing ive taken note of is almost every buffed up muscle stud is chugging back a litre of milk n juice an hour...

milk does a body good...
fuck...

milk does a body good...




and juice dripping off ur chin aint that bad either....



ok...
so welcum to my new column...

the 420 moment...
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Every fucking radio show and magazine has a 420 column or editorial lately....
and like hello...
my blog is a fucking 420 moment....
the hole fucking thing....
i dont need me no fucking 420 thought of the day....

but if i was to have one...
id like to mention how chill n cool the Toronto Police have becum....

yeah... its New Years' Eve...
me n friends r standing at the end of a dead end street with Mojito's in our hands....
overlooking the Toronto Harbour....
blunt lit between my lips...
puffin away...

and bright headlights coming towards us....
so this car pulls a "Uee", and we all realize its the fucking Concha...
Mios Dios el Presidente....

despite the fact, drinking open alcohol in a public space is prohibited here...
and i had a big fat fucking spliff in my mouth....
and the dealer was standing beside us with a couple ounces of tree....
like holy fuckin shit...
i think we all nearly shit our pants...

but i gotta give the cops credit...
they just waved and drove off....
like Fuuuuuuuuuck dude !!

Thanks Chief !!

Toronto aint such a bad place after all...
and thats when i realized...
i doubt ill be living here for much longer....

time has cum folks....
im wrappin things up here....
could take me a couple months...
or even the hole fucking year....

but one thing i know...
i wont be ringing in the following new year here....
and the best thing about it...
i have no fucking clue where ill be...
but warmer climates for sures...

im even surprised im still bloggin...

i really had no intention of doing this for much longer...

most of the original piggy bloggers that inspired me to start writing online have since left and dissappeared into cyberland....
there are alot of new piggy blogs and a younger generation of slutty twats out there with some interesting & creative shit online...

but i gotta say...
i do think my little home here is sorta unique...
u know...

no one has better piggier porn than me...
im sorry...
im the shit...

and my site is more sensory...
when ur stoned dude...
its all about accentuating ur senses...
sound...smell...taste... visual sight and touch....


i figure if ur gonna do something and wanna be good at it...
u might as well have some fun n laughs along the ride...

so light up another one dude, and get busy...

we're all just here for some Shits n Giggles...




take it deep...
peace out