hey dudes n dudettes...
yo G !
u know what i just realized...
and i dont if you've ever realized this b4...
but if you take the word : Blogspot
and you break it down...
Blogspot...
Blogs.pot..
Blogs..pot..
Blogs...pot...
Blogs Pot !!!
yeah...
HA ha !!
it took me a moment there man...
im just chillin back to a few tunes...
absolutely fucking wasted on poppers...
the place really fucking stenches like glue..
The floors basically just got redone...
and i've cum home to the place sniffin like a skanky bathhouse on a saturday night...
fuck...
i really want some dick up my hole right now...
like fuck man...
gimme the biggest...juiciest fucking fat dick up my ass right now !!
fuck G...
thanks for the weed G..
I really have no clue if the guys i buy weed from read me or not...
but to all you cool dudes who provide us with the tea of choice...
and open up ur homes with arms wide open...
who spread the joy of the eternal tree...
dudes...
ur always welcum to smoke a spliff at mine anytime...
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as for the last couple of guys who bred my ass...
well they're welcum back anytime too...
i met up with an old fuck pigboy who's dirty but adorable...
we fucked it up good...
then this other woofy guy and me hooked up one night...
woof...
he was woofy...
and ready to get fucked and fisted...
fuck yeah...
he had one sweet fucking hairy hole...
tight and smooth as fuck...
we polished off a J halfway thru our fuck n fist session...
and then i saw his gleaming, beautiful thick 10 inch shaft get boned n hard...
i simply dropped to my knees and sucked that huge fucker...
the spit was running down my chin....
my ass was so fucking hungry for his dick...
he took ready aim for my ass and started reaming me with his huge fat uncut dick...
my ass was hurtin like fuck...
so i hopped off his dick and lunged for the poppers on the floor...
after a few whiffs he took my ass for a good ride...
thank fucking god he bred me in less than 10 mins...
that dick almost ripped me apart...
but he was pretty gentle yet rough at the same time...
holy fuck...
when he told me he was gonna breed my ass...
i felt that fucking dick stiffen another two inches...
and i could feel every fucking blast of hot jizz hit my guts when he thrust in and out...
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !!!
that was one Hot fucking fuck !
the next day when i woke up...
the goo was running outta my hole...
fuckin delish...
woof !
thanks G...
oh, and i almost forgot...
mr.3
school teacher...
piggish ?
bred my ass...
he has my underwear...
will he call to return it ?
hmmmmmmm....
notice i really dont reveal very much...
im always elusive...
fuck...
if u told someone everything about yourself at once...
then you'd have nothing left to talk about later...
either that and smoke a joint...
and u cant fucking shut up !!
haha
but i tend to reveal very few intimate details on the blogs pot...
especially if its someone i really like...
or a friend...
cause seriously G...
Big Brothah is fuckin watchin...
i had no fucking clue Google created an email or an account on YouTube for me without even asking or knowing about it.
so apparently i have two BonedNstoned emails now....
Bonednstoned@hotmai.com
as well as...
Bonednstoned@gmail.com
like what the fuck G ?!
now i gotta check 2 fucking mailboxes...
fuck that shit...
but then apperently i looked up on youtube...
and i have my own channel..
I have my own fucking channel ? huh...
just a couple fav music vids i bookmarked...
ok... what the fuck...
ill go with the flow...
http://www.youtube.com/user/bonednstoned
enjoy some of the tunes i like to listen too when i chill ...
so cum n visit...
smoke a spliff with me...
fuck, cum bump n grind to the tunes G...
cum over and mabey ill fuck my load into u next time G...
just take a sniff of the floor...
thats right dog...
thats its G...
tonite's ur turn...
Blogs Pot
out...
oh..
and i forgot...
yo G !!
you've got bareback mail...
oink oink
30.4.10
22.4.10
You've got mail...
'
Helloooooo....
yo dude...
fuck...
did u get the msg ?
what msg?
fuck me...
no like fuck me...
im really bad, i know...
im really very bad at returning msgs....
send me a txt or gimme a call...
there's a good chance ill get back to u in a week...
but an email...
fuck that shit...
i refuse to check my regular email or work mail on weekends or statutory holiday...
and the sex mailbox...
that gets checked very randomly...
and the BonedNstoned account...
well...
ever yet more random...
so i apologize...
but make no promises to improve...
i digress...
this blog is so low priority on my personal agenda right now...
as much as a love to blog and post...
enough is enough...
no more porn...
im done with it...
dont worry..
im not going away...
im just done with posting porn...
i started off as a piggy bareback blogger...
flying high on weed...
and thats what im gonna get back to...
so enjoy the last...
im just emptying the hole stash ive got left...
i dont know if it still works or not...
and please dont send me messages asking me how to download the fucking porn...
just use your dick and double click...
peace out
BonedNstoned
and to all my dedicated piggy readers
i dedicate this song to u...
and...
as for u Consuela..
You've got bareback mail.
lol
oink oink :)
10.4.10
Reduce...Reuse... n Recycle...
Oink Oink...
Who's There ?
Oink Oink...
I said who's there ??
Oink Oink !!
What the fuck... Who the fuck is this ??
Woof woof...
Woof woof ?
woof woof...
Woof woof who ?
Woof woof U
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Yes and hello...
We're back..
u know...
We...
me and me...
We...
get it ?
im sure some of u do it...
i catch some of my friends at it all the time...
"We went to this thrifty sale the other day"
Who's We ?
"did i say We"
Yes... U said We...your Highness...
lol
so one of my ALL Time Favorite shows is back on the Boob tube...
any of u so privledged with access to HBO would surely know that the all time most fucked up and best show this year is back on the air....
and that would be none other than...
US of Tara
oh yes...
i luv it...
and you have to admit...
dont we all have various types of personalities within us ?
different faces for different people ?
different moods on different days ?
u know what im talking about...
and its really freaky shit when u cum to think of it...
because we all are similar to Tara in a way...
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ok...
i got distracted...
my little ruskie twink just left with my load up his ass...
after a few hard vodka's and a couple hours fucking everywhere i caught him in the tub...
he was crouching down and was just about to fart out my load...
"What do u think you're doing" ?
oh, u know...
"U should keep all that cum up ur ass"
so i just hoped in the tub and fingered his cummy hole...
he starts moaning...
im getting hard again...
so i cumfucked his sloppy used hole for a bit...
but he had to run off... so no 2nd load for the twink...
Why do bottoms do that ??
Seriously !
They're begging for your load deep up their ass...
and then they go fart it out...
jeez dude...
thats just wasteful...
Reduce,,,
Reuse...
Recycle...
Reduce the leakage...
Reuse the cum...
And recycle...
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The weather here in Toronto has been fucking phenomenal lately...
so u can only imagine...
everyone is horny as fuck and banging away like no tomorrow...
i always get these invites to fuck parties at the baths n shit...
and like seriously...
its spring...
its 25 fucking degrees celcius outside...
the sun is shining...
fuck the baths man...
if i get horny, why would i cruise inside a dark dungeon...
or deal with the online bullshit...
when all u gotta do is hop on the bike and head out...
these guys lurking in the bush are horny as fuck...
as soon as i hit a the trails, the men start buzzing around me like bees...
like the other day...
i was out biking, and i literally ran into another biker on a waterfront trail...
he sorta smashed up against this tree...
and im like "dude! Shit! U ok ??"
and next thing u know...
he's down on his knees sucking my dick...
fuck...
then a crowd emerges out of thin air and is watching the show...
they start to wag their dicks in this guy's face...
me and buddy basically pull up our shorts and bike off down the way...
he was this really cute short little latino in a lycra bike outfit...
and his ass was bulging outta his bike shorts...
i found a clearing in the bush...threw down the bikes and shed our clothes...
i had to royally take a piss... so i pulled out my dick and let my stream go...
and then my bike buddy bent over and started lapping it up in mid-air... cleaning off my dick when i was done...
well...
that basically told me everything i needed to know...
i had a sleazy pig on my hands...
i spit on my hand & lubed up his hole...
and slid my piss n spit covered dick up his ass...
oh fuck...
his ass was fucking awesome...
warm, silky n tight...
he was moaning n milking my fat dick for all it was worth...
and it only took my a few minutes to blow my wad up his ass...
he was jerking off his little latino dick furiously...
so i kept on fucking him and luvin that feeling of my goo sloshing around in his ass....
once he shot his load all over the ground, i just kept my shaft up his ass, pluggin all that cum up his ass while we made out....
he carefully pulls my dick out... and not a single drop cums out...
he spins around & cleans my wet balls n shaft with his tongue...
fucking ace...
nuthin beats an appreciative little slut like gettin the cum and ass sucked off ur dick after a hot fuck...
we get our gear back on and walk out together...
then he turns around... hops on his bike seat... and i can totally see my goo made a spot on his black bike shorts...
"Gonna ride home with my load up ur ass huh?"
"U fucking bet" he replies back...
Fuck...
thats hot...
Reduce...
Reuse...
n
Recycle...
i felt like posting some hot amateur shit this time around...
if any of u pigs or fellow bloggers have some hot fucking X-tube vids u wanna share...
just send me a link to ur vid or profile...
i luv hot amatuer porn...
its raw... unedited... and real...
ill feature the best ones next time i post...
peace out
BonedNstoned
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