29.8.08

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so fuck guys....did i ever fuckin tell ya how much i fuckin luv it here....for those of u just tuning in...im a pig...young (ish) n hot...28....rough n boy next door lookin...live in canada....i fuck alot...and i fuck dirty....but i aint home...im travellin....in europe...with lots of euro ass....and lots of euro dick....on the beach....visitin family soon...fuck me....i luv em....and i hate em... i love them not....i hate them not....writing bout my pigtales....thanks for tuning in...dont turn that dial....

ok...back to reality here....i am soooooooo baked right now....baked like the chocolate croissant i ate earlier...frothier than the espresso from the cup i drank from earlier....frothier than the soap they use to clean the streets here....baked...like a rack of lamb in a stone fired over....like the crust of a fresh soft loaf of bread....im fucked...Yeah!

so lets go backwards today....not cumpletely backwards...well, we'll see how it goes....so i just got in the door...its like 9am...been up all nite...well..kinda....so i just gots me a lighter...fuk its hard to find anything in this little town...like water...coffee...groceries...matches...like fuck...how much do i have to walk around searching....so i just hads me a coffee n croissant...was famished... was walking around baked doing my photography thing....early in the morn...no one around....takin the weirdest shots u could imagine...i dont want locals staring me down with their eyes...im stoned...i gets me nervous easy.... so i gets me lots of shots....the sun is slowly rising over the mountains...peaking over the stone facades...beautiful....im walking thru the streets...walking over the brisk of a cliff shadowing over the sea....along the sandy boardwalk...awesome...fuk my feet got wet....they're using some soapy, lemony minty shit to wash the streets....my feet smell amazing...prob carcinogenic to lick it...id better not taste...ill need to chase it with a shot... so i leaves the hotel earlier...sun is just rising...im wired as all fuk...thinks ill go out and take some shots...i cant sleep...takes me a piss after getting in 5 mins earlier....was out...my dick feels slimey...it feels good...smelled like creamy pig hole...yums....was just working it out of this guys hole...flashing it around to all the other guys...my shaved head buddy pulls his uncut long dick outta germanHole's hole....its glistening with my cum....so he sticks his dick in and rams it in n out a cpl times....fuck he's so fuckin turned on....he wanted my ass all along...but i showed him the cumhole i just bred....so i slap germanHole around abit...his friend is watchin over us and the hole scene...tellin him to wrap it up now that he got bred....so i look over at cumholes buddy and i give him a big smile...ear to ear....he smiles back...he was always turned on by me...but his dick is small...he cant compare....so i look down at my dick...sliding outta germanHoles ass...i can see glogs of cum dripping down outta his hole and onto the sand...fuck i had totally loosened his hole up now....full of seed...squishing around my dick...fuck ...its about time this bitches hole loosened up....it took for fuckin ever to guide my dick up his fuckin curved used hole...how the fuck does anyone get up there...yeah bitch, keep sniffin those poppers the guys r stickin under ur nose...u fuckin need em....the guys r watchin...not alot of em...4-5...they got their dicks out...feeding it to the cumhole...so his hole is sooo mutha fuckin tight....i cant believe i had finally got my dick in it...well, buddy helped...shaved head dude and some other big dicked dude got their cocks jabbed up his ass and opened the road for me...i had no luck earlier....just saw them using germanhole's mouth as a dick tunnel....after i had walked around a bit, enjoying a smoke...cruising other guys....but i had bumped into germanHole and his buddy earlier....i tried getting up his hole...was sooooooo fuckin tight...nuthin was working...he buddy was even holding and stretching his ass open for me....he wanted to see his cumhole buddy get fucked...mabey they were bf's...buddies....fukfriends...just met...who cares...he def wants to watch his buddy get fucked raw n bred...i luv it....these guys r whores...cumhole is pasty white...his buddy is so dark...have they been here awhile...or new arrivals...i love his buddy's shirt...dark army green...holey...see thru...looks hot on his tight chest...fuk i want me one...luv that shirt he's wearin...i had looked into his eyes earlier and could tell he was a pig...and a hot one at that...his cumhole buddy...lets call him germanHole....ehhh...not so much a looker..but an avg lookin cumhole bitch...i knew...ive bumped into alot of guys this morn...not tons...but he's the piggiest one so far...and piggy beggars cant be piggy choosers...actually piggy and choosey and picky r cumplete oxymorons...its like saying an uptight bitch wouldnt cringe at sock fluff stickin outta my toes...puhhhhlease....

LOL...how am i doing so far...its fucked up eh....its fuckin hard...but its fuckin easy writing like that....i did it pretty quickly...was hard to word it and try havin it make sense.... so if all of that went over ur head...lemme summarize...couldnt sleep...went out to cruise the beach...lots of guys out even at 5am...saw me 2 cumsluts walkin home from the clubs...they both got down, sucked my fat dick...rubbed the slutty ones hole...he was hungry ...tried shoving my cock in...the bitch was tight as fuck...after 5 mins, i give up and walk around some more...suck with more guys...find another group going...goin in...cumhole is suckin dick...two guys start to tag fuck him ...open up his hole...finally! work my own dick up in his deep...he's still tight as fuck...he pulls out...i go back in...my dick looked like it was cumslick...wunder where he got that load...back in a bathroom stall im sure...fuckin slut...stick my dick back in...and look at his buddy watchin on...and shoot a massive load up his hole...and i fuck it in deeper and make sure its buried deep up his ass....pull out...walk home....still cant sleep...aooo wired...grab my camera...walk around takin shots of the town early in the am...sun's just rising...got me in the door earlier...and the lap top is resting on my rock hard dick here in bed....

so what happed ealier...well...if i havent confused ya alredy...lemme start from yesterday...woke early...walked to the really cruisy beach...fuckin far...took me an hour...fuck...im not going again.....full of rocks on the beach...can hardly sit comfortably....had me a few swims....check out the forest nearby where u can go chill out and fuck in....light me some reefs....walk around a bits....watch some guys get it on....watch guys followin me...then i realize i had lost my towel...FUCK...my only beach towel!! ...and its priceless...got it at special sporting event...irreplaceable...FUCK....walk around lookin for it...and im so stoned...im on a fuckin mission to find my towel...or any fucker who's seen it or has his grubby fingers on it....but im tired...i sit around on a fallen tree to catch my breath and chill....this younger guy...local...in sports gear...soccer shorts n shirt...grease hair...dirty sneakers n ugly blue socks walks upto me...Fuck...hot sleazy sporty local fukboy....nice....i gets rock hard...he's totally into me....he gets on my cock, sucks it down good...then he's pointing at my hightops....i take em off...he rolls off my sock...he's going nuts smellin my fuckin sock...ive been wearing that pair for a week alot...fuck dude...enjoy it....he picks up my sneakers and gives em a wiff...he's rock hard...i try spinning him around and working my dick in his ass...he's tight...i get some lube outta my bag...lube up my dick...but he asks for a condom...im like "nope"...he's like "no way"....fuck...i lose my interest...he wants my shoe n sox again...i play hard to get...fuck u...gimme some ass and ill let u keep the socks bitch....no?...forget it...so i tell him to scram...and polish off a RedBull....RedBull Gives U Wiiiiiings!!!!

...walk around some more...see another young 20'somethin slut walking around buck naked in the forest....hit him up...make him work my cock with his tongue awhile...turn him around...work his ass abit...then he's askin for rubbers too...i try to tackle him and hold his arms tight so he doesnt fight....he's laughing and struggling at the same time...hmmm...is he into this? or isnt he? ....lets try harder....i would luv to rape fuck this bitch....walkin around the forest naked twitchin his ass around...its fuckin askin for it...fuck yeah!....but he fights me off and gets outta my grip and walks off lookin back talkin to me in some fuckin alien language....oh well...fuck dude...ur lucky im alone...if i had a piggy fuckbud or two with me, your ass would be fuckin ripped open good :)

so i walk around some more...find my towel !!!WOOHOO!! WTF!!! OMG...so glad i found it...!! ..then i run into these three other guys fucking....this one hot arab lookin guy has his fat cock burried up this piggy lookin german fucker...with a rubber...damn...the other guy was gettin his knob sucked...one pulls outta the german's ass....the other one goes in for a dive....fuck fuck fuck, slap slap slap...these guys r fuckin hot...and they dont mind me watchin...they def look like they want me to join in...fuck...why not...so i drop my bag n towel...pull my speedo down and watch em look at my growing fat dick...they luv it...i can see it in their eyes....i give the german pig a look while he's gettin fucked...he looks me in the eyes and says "i want that fat dick breeding me"...so the other guy pulls out...and i stick my fat dick in his ass raw...it glides in nice n easy...his hole was stretched out good from the others...and he loved feelin my dick raw in his ass...i could tell he couldnt stand rubbers....so i fuck his ass for a few mins...my load is boiling in my balls...and i look into his face as im squeezing his chest and he nods at me and i let my fuckin seed just rip into his ass....he can def feel his hole gettin bred...that was one of the biggest fuckin loads that i ever felt my balls let loose....wow....his hole is leakin jizz around my dick....i pull out and he feels up his hole and licks his hand clean...i stick my fuckin fingers in his ass and make him lick my shit leakin outta his cumhole....he's lickin my slimey dick....he luvs lickin his ass off every slimey dick that plops outta his hole...he was that kinda pig...hmmm...reminds me of someone i know...Me...Haha

ooops...so i forget...earlier with the local soccer jock....while were playing...another blond, muscle mary lookin tweaked out slut wearin a black speedo joins us....tried to fuck him...he was tight...let the soccer jock fuck me...my ass was a bit raunchy...just "a teeny tiny bit"...so i lick it off his dick...not bad...ive seen worse...alot worse LOL....so soccer boy is wiping his dick off with tissue...Dude! I just licked it clean for ya! fuck...slutty speedo bitch shoots a load, i dive forward and gets me most of it down my throad...yums...he's tweaked...bye! ...so fast forward...didnt stay late...had a bite...had another swim or two...walked home another hour...fuck...not again...not this trip....bump into those two guys from my home town eatin beside my place...fuck...i bump into them again....(i had bumped into them again partyin it up the night b4)....so i joined em for awhile...the bitchy queeny one didnt even offer me a glass of water...fuckin cunt...the other was offerin me everything on the table...i refused to eat off their plates...not with the fuckin queen eyeing me like a cunt...i cant stand em...they seriously depress me....im gonna tell em that next time i see em...i kinda like the one guy and wanna tell him why i cant stand being around them both...and i wanna see the other bitch's blood boil to her fuckin head and steam outta her ears, when i tell her she fuckin depresses me like fuck....FUCK!! i know my own kind....the cunty bitch will freak...the other buddy will get depressed for having to travel with the cunt and holding him back....then he'll wish he could ditch the bitch and join me...but he knows he cant do that...the cunt will tear him apart...and i dont like puppy dogs tailing behind me....fuck...i came in from the beach....started watchin Obamarama on CNN satellite...woke up at 4am...holy shit! so much for sluttin it up at the bars...oh well...i could save myself the money....and the booze...does a number on me compared to just plain ol grass....my grass is clean....fuk...i gots the shits....what the fuck did i eat...shits me out for an hour str8....then nuthin...well...im not lettin a dick near my ass till the coast is clear...i dont wanna touch my ass with a ten ft pole...my ass is talkin to me...its sayin "gimme a fuckin break"...lemme shit...OK OK!...jeez...just say it...dont yell it...fuck fine...ill go out and gets me some ass on the beach...i wanna breed some cumhole! ...it better be squeeky clean or else im gonna make the bitch eat sand...any fuckin bitch messes with me...is gonna fuckin eat sand....dont believe me...dont get me mad when im baked...i could either be really really chill n cool...or i could snap on u, and make u eat some fuckin sand! ...hmm..time for another chill nap..im settin an alarm....then more beach time....more dick...more ass....more cum...more sand...I dont wanna go home!

ok....fast forward a few hrs...nappin on n off...went to market...gots me lots of goodies to munch on....fuk seriously... i had the munchies and i feel so good inside right now....not as good as i feel when ive got a cpl loads swimming up my hole...but a diff feelin....when im subdued those munchie cravins....& guess what im drinking now...lemon beer...fuck....it taste soooo much better than having to drink their regular canned shit beer.... and i just proofread this post, just to fix the typo's n shit....WOW....am i ever fuckin baked.... and it sounds so much hotter and fuckin sleazier than the way i felt when i wrote it.... when i write , i go as quickly as i can and just get it all out...the way it happened...fuck...i write it really fuckin sleazy....you've gotta be fuckin stoned to write this shit...i couldnt write it sober....and i noticed that i wrote the ending backwards....i started writing it forwards...then backwards...then forwards...then backwards...and finally hear at the end forwards again...fuk...i gotta proofread my work more carefully and often!

2 comments:

amir in tel aviv said...

"...
...but he asks for a condom...im like "nope"...he's like "no way"....fuck...i lose my interest...he wants my shoe n sox again...i play hard to get...fuck u...gimme some ass and ill let u keep the socks bitch....no?...forget it...so i tell him to scram...and polish off a RedBull....RedBull Gives U Wiiiiiings!!!!".

Briliant.. Pulitzer writing..!!
Pure gold..!!

Delano said...

genuis