Time for Teletubbies....

dudes...im so baked right now...luvin it...luvin life...luvin this fuckin town here on the beach.... the last day was a bit of a washout....but ill fill u in on the good bits soon enuf....

so last nite, i gets ready...sleep in late again...past midnite...and go hit the bars....i get a beer...get into the groove of the euro techno tunes blastin..im in a good spot...so i heads to the darkroom for a bit of foreplay...and when i mean foreplay...i like heavy action...just something to get my cok n mind going if u know what i mean...so i get into some hot action with this guy...but everyone else was crampin our style...u know...hands grabing...without permission or a glance...thats fuckin rude...if i glance n smile at ya...go ahead...if i dont give u a toss...hands the fuk off! ...so i grab buddy..buckle up halfway...what was i wearin...oh yeah...slutty clubby tight shirt...hot hot jeans i got me back in my home town a cpl years back....and my plaid fabric flip flops...yeah u heard me...plaid...its the new camouflauge for pigs...got it! and my hair was totally co-operatin with me...it gets kinda shit after the beach all day...u know how it is....gots a heavy 11'o clock shadow...not a beach/sunscreen zit in site...i looked fuckin hot bitches!!

...so my n buddy boy go into this little room u have to crawl under to get to...just off the darkroom...no ones inside...woohoo...gots me the whole room to fuk in! ...so we start going at it hot n heavy again...im super boned and i want in his tight hole...but he's super fuckin tight...and then he asks for a condom...im like "no gots me any"...neither does he...so i try to get in his hole some more...he's pushin me back...so i shove him up against the wall...dont fuckin shove me away bitch...ill push u when im done n thru with ya! ...well...i was done n thru...gots me a good audience though...another 5 guys joined in within 5 mins...buddy leaves...i feel up some more cock...all too vanilla...not my scene...so i gets me outta there...njoy some more tunes...check out another bar or two...and heads me down to the beach...so fuk...im really cravin some slutty hole...i gets to the main grazing grounds...and i musta honetly tried to work my dick up 10 holes....all to no avail...like fuck! ...either their holes were way too tight n dry...or they all pulled out latex...fuck! spit only goes so far on the beach...and when ur stoned to all hell and ur mouth is dry...its hard to hork out the shit...

...so i dunno...30 or 60 mins of this shit...its gettin busier...i find me another btm pig to play with...i really wanted his sluttier lookin buddy in a tight red shirt...but he walked away in the dark the other way...they were both italian...i fuckin hate them....dont ask my reasons...italians r so fucked up back home...and so fucked up at home...gets what i mean....but this kid...he sucks dick really well and can really deepthroat my dick well...i gotta give him credit for that...not alot of shits can do that well...so i feel up his ass, work my dick in a bit...and he lubes it up with some shit from a packet...oh yeah!...this little shit wants fat dick...he came prepared....fuck yeah! then he pulls out a condom...i almost lost it at this point...but i said...fuck it...whats it been ...a cpl years since i wore one..fuck...get it on my dick...work in his hole...no go...besides all the fuckin lube he put on my dick..was ON MY Dick...not on the rubber...so i pull it off...stretch it open and put a hole thru the end of it...totally so not discreet...u could hear me breakin a balloon...and two other guys saw me tear it apart...so i put it back on my dick and shove in his hole...he fuckin luvs it...reaches around, feels the rubber on the base of my dick and we totally get into the groove of fuckin...a crowd joins in as usual...im pushin away hands while im trying to control this little shit and keep him down so my dick gets in there deep...out n in...my dick flops out when he squeezes and i work it back in and fuck him deep...then i notice this other little local fuk who cruises around here every nite and sluts himself around...i always wanted to fuk his hole shitless...so i pull outta my guy and feel up this new boyhole...he's horned up as all fuk...probably on something too...lots of the guys here are....or either drunk...and they're messy :P

so i work my finger in his hole...not cummy...but sweaty and it opens up like all fuck...nice...should fit my fat cock in good...i spin him around and he doesnt put up a fight at all...he drops his pants and spreads his fuckin twig legs...he really fuckin wants it...oh im gonna give this boyhole what he wants....meanwhile, italian guy is watchin on and lookin all depressed that i moved on to sluttier n piggier ...but thats what the game is all about...put out or fuck off....and a bunch of other guys r watchin on...and im thinkin...mabey i can get all these guys to tag fuck this bitch raw...lets see how it plays out... so i gets my dick all slick n hard again...point it at this sluts hole and it slides in pretty easy...nice...i like a fuckin boy that can take a fat cock without a wimper...u know he's got a pretty sleazy ass...and he looked fuckin sleazy...perfect cumdump...so i start pumping his hole nice n slow and start to work my way in...he was the perfect height too...didnt have to bend lower or stand on my tippy toes....just a perfect position for my cock to ram up his hole comfortably...and i can put my all into it...u know how it is...if ur cramped or uncomfortable...ur not gonna cum...seriously...so i musta fucked his hole for a good 5-10 mins...and i def wanted to breed his ass full of my junk.... we didnt exchange a single look or grunt...was a totally silent fuck...all u could hear was his ass slapping up against my hips everytime i dove my dick into his fukshute...and then i let loose my baby batter deep inside his guts...i just groan in his ear to let him know that the fuk is almost done...my balls r totally draining and i just let my dick rip and ram up his hole for another min....lets my seed totally get up there deep and his hole got lubed up for all the other dick he was gonna ride that night...thought i smelled somethin fishy near the end...fuck...he better not have shit on my dick..so i didnt go down and lick on his hole....so i pull out and feel up his slimey hole..fuck ....it was fuckin bred good...my goo was leakin out and drippin on the sand...all these hot dicked fuckers (and not so hot dicked fuckers) were leaning in for a look...the closest and hottest one next to me i look at...i motion his dick towards the sluts ass...he didnt seem that interested...look for the next fucker...lets fuckin gangbang this bitch! ...but everyone looks like they were packin up their packages since the show was over...and the slut...he pulls up his pants and walks off...fuck...so much for that...woulda been hot dickin his hole again after a cpl fuckers had a turn on it...and i wasnt gonna hang around and follow his sorry ass around...so i tuck my dick into my Ginch Gonch...ya...i actually wore underwear last nite....i dunno...coulda gone to a "foam party"...apparently everyones dickin at them...but i didnt see one going on...mabey tonite....head on home....fuck...i get home, wash off my dick..and see some stains on the undies...Fuck dude! ...oh well...cums with the teritory...i sniff em...not bad...cant smell shit...LOL....get it..."cant smell shit"....haha....and i head to bed....

fuck...woke up this morn...totally fuckin wasted in pain...thought id detox a bit...drifted off asleep on n off for a bit...did some yoga...took a nice long cold shower...and decided id goto the beach sober...all these days in a row drinkin, smokin, partyin, fuckin...jeez, they can take a toll on a guy...and im no spring fuckin chicken...im under 30...but fuck...the body can only take so much...but i dunno...i felt so fuckin weirded out on the beach sober...couldnt really get the grove on...came back early and lit up some grass...and whoooaa dudes! i feel so much fuckin better....i didnt need detoxin...i was in withdrawl...fuck me!
so i see the cumslut on the beach today too...his crack was hangin outta his shorts...fuckin slut...still looked tweaked out on shit...probably lookin for a dick to ride...he looks right at me and pretends not to look n smile...i just rubbed my dick as he walks right by thru my red speedo... and give him the "Consider urself lucky cunt...As if you think your gonna get my dick again bitch, dream on" look... LOL... im sure there's some new arrivals who r piggy and id rather give it to...but im more in the btm mood tonite....i totally wanna get dicked n bred by as much dick as i can get....10 loads...Minimum...or am i dreamin...its tough...20 loads would be unrealistic here....2 loads...way too few...im going all out tonite...gotta pop into the shower again....time for another round of Wishy Washy...Rubber Ducky time in the tubby! Now i know what the tele-tubies were tryin to say on the tube all these years...it makes total sense now...Fuck that show weirds me out....i gots to watch an hour of political satire niteshow comedy on CNN here...only English channel i get...fuck...that channel totally fuckin brainwashes you americans down there... i wanna goto a national convention and wear a fuckin hat full of buttons and support the stupidest bitch too....

nah...id rather stay in and watch the Teletubies...hmmm...woof! hot guy...12'o clock...bbq'in across the street...fuck...he's got some cunt with him...i luv gettin dicked by str8 and married guys...they throw a really good fuck cause all they want is to seed ur hole deep...LOL...fuck...he almost burnt himself....jeez dude...watch out for ur dick!! ...fuck im outta here...gonna rub my dick and see if he's got any interest in cummin over here for a bit...oh wait...Teletubby time...no...tubby rubber ducky time...ill let him eat with his bitch 1st...i like my men horny not hungry...although i luv to cook...and lemme tell ya...feedin a man, makes his dick ram my hole harder...Woof!!

Bgood...Not!!
pigboy