prison break....

fuk me guys....its saturday nite...and i just got home....b4 1am...wow...its been awhile....i usually stay out really late piggin out on saturday nites....and im really baked...like "super baked"!! i just had me a little top up....and im feeling really fucking good...the load in my ass fells really fuckin good....that load feels goooooood :)))))))))))))))))
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mmmm, i can still taste the thai green curry in my mouth....i cooked today...made the family some tasty little foreign dish...i dont think they really digged....they're all about traditional food ya know....in my culture we're sorta like Americans....all they want is burgers burgers and burgers ....fuck anything else...god forbid they try something new.....taste something different...nooooooo wayyyyyy....no fuckin way....so we're like that here too....cept we dont go coo coo for cocoa puffs for bugers ya know....LOL...wow...this shit im carying on me is awesome grass...i cant believe its stayin good this long....Dude! ...and ive got me lots left...fuck ill have tons to take back home...rock on!!

ok...so yesterday...im not tellin much...i meet this really sleazy dude from online...cept in person...he was a little shit...shy...really skinny...geeky...yuck...so after spending what felt like half a fuckin day in a bus gettin there in traffic...Fuck the traffic in my home town...its fuckin insane....InFuckinSanity, InsaNE !!! lordy...i had to get that off my chest...so i get to his place...Yuckydude....and when i walk thru the door i wanna leave..but i wanna pig...so i stay...he was my age...not old....but he looked so much prettier in his pics...fuck me...oh...fuck him...he's the one who's gotta live thru it....poor guy...so i tell him i gotta piss...he gets right onto the bathroom floor...lies down on the tile...lifts up his ass...puts one of those metal Analscope(TM) things up his ass...and opens it up...he wants me to piss right inside...i felt like saying rock on...but not with him...not with yuckyguy....so i told him i was pee shy....long story short....we chatted...i smoked up...out on the balcony...guess he didnt wanna smell up the doillies in his mothers apartment...fuck me...LOL !! so he goes n cleans out some more...im smokin outside...start fuckin his mouth when he's done...flip his ass over...i coulda fisted it right there it was soooo looose n open...stuck my dick in...no friction...his ass was a monstrosity...i mean i usually like loose cummy hole...but not like fuckin airport runway wide...jeez....fucked it open a bit...he gets on the J lube....i start fisting his ass...and for the 1st time ever!!! ...the btm starts controlling me and telling me how to fist....fucksakes!! he's pulling my arm out...pulling it in...go left ...go right....i keep on smaking his hands back and telling him to chill the fuck out...im not gonna tear u open bitch...i might not be German but i dont need a fuckin school lesson either cunt... i dont carry my fuckin diploma on me all the time...fuck!! so i got fed up of his ass and told him i wanted to pee...he gets back on the bathroom floor...same position...same instruments....and i take a little piss inside...then i start fucking his sloppy wet piss hole over the toilet....i woulda came right there and it woulda been over then n there...but he pulls off...and sits down on the toilet and starts shittin out my piss...like what the fuk dude....thats mine...ill fuckin tell ya when to piss it out cunt!! ...he's like..."its too much pressure on my tummy"... im like fuck u...ill tell u pressure on ur fuckin tummy bitch...fine...shit the shit out...fuk..and i went to go light up...i blew smokerings around the fuckin doilies inside....i coulda probably stuffed all of em up his hole and it would still leak...so later i fuck him some more...fist...same shit...same snovelling attitude ...bitch keeps on telling me im fucking him too deep...fuck dude...u just took my fist in deep...and my dick is too big for ya!! jeez, i feel like im fucking a bowling alley here!! ....so i finally just jerked off outside and stuck my dick in when i was ready to shoot and bred the bitch with my load...fuck...he didnt even realize i shot in him the bitch is sooooo looooose....HAhahahah...chit chatted...and left...i had plans...fuck...that was a short version? i think not...all i wanted to say was ...i fucked some bitch...bred his hole...and left...THE END !!

LOL...im soooo stoned i luv it...the load in my hole luvs it....i need a smoke...whew...that was like wow...i went on a power rant there...i needed that....
brb....

fuck...i just ate nutella...i gotta really be stoned...i always keep a stash of emergency nutella around....its my last resort b4 jumping off the munchie cliff...and its not a nice way down or a soft landing...if ya know what i mean...so anyways...i was gonna tell ya all about me n my friends going out n shit...and all the stupid jokes and places we went...but i dont give a shit anymore....who give a fuck...lets get to the juice of the matter...why is my ass full of juice tonite?? hmmm...can anyone tell me...can anyone please tell me why ??? ....uh huh...yeah...say again...thats right...i dont think u know shit!! thats what i think...i think i better tell the story...i know it better that u ...thats right...shut the fuck up...pull out ur fuckin dick dude...and start to fuckin rock n roll ....uh yeah...tug on it some more...and stick a finger up ur ass and pinch a fuckin nipple once n awhile...it wouldnt kill ya...!!! Hahahaha....im baked good...

ok...so today...i get online when i wake up...and my family had a fuckin mechanic over fixing the furnace n shit....the noise was unbareable...i got in at 4am last nite....fuck me...lemme sleep ppl!!! i still cant believe i slept till noon with all the shit going on...so i make me a coffee...the weather is shit here today...cold n rainy...very very odd for september...so i get online and this hot muther fucker ive been chatting up for years now is online...and im like "dude...what happened to ya...i txted ya like 2 weeks ago....what up tonite" ...and he's like "nada...i was feeling like shit...tonite im free...cum on over for some pigging" ....well, i couldnt pass up that opportunity....friends r txting me to go out...im totally ignoring them....telling them i barely slept and the weather's shit so im staying in bullshit...lol....so i gets me ready in the afternoon and head out....i havent worn my fuckin zippy sweaters in ages...they're just takin up space in the luggage....so i head to HotMuthaFucka's place...Stud....he was hot....a bit older than me...well...40 i think...short shaved hair...same height...same build...dark tanned features...mod hairy like me....and a super tight ass in his tight track pants he wore to cum pick me up outside the train station ....he's telling me to watch out for muddy potholes on the walk back to his place...and im like stepping in puddles just watching his hard ass strain and beg to be free'd outta those tight tight trackpants...WOOF !!!

ok wait...i asked him...b4 i left what i should do with the super huge load he bred up my ass....he's like i dunno, do what u want with it...and i was like wait...Its ur choice tonite! u pick...u want me to leave it up my ass all nite...fart it out when i get home....find another fucker if i can to use it as fuckin lube when he's fucking my ass...or u want me to use it to stroke my dick again later...shoot another load, and smear it on my face....well, whadya think he chose ??? hmm...the last one thanks! excellent choice my friend....very good choice indeed...so im gonna put the laptop down for a min guys....scoop some cum outta my hole...taste it...give it a sniff...smeak some on my goatee...and use some goo to stroke up another nice load outta my dick right now.... my instructions were clear...he didnt ask me to report back...but i dunno...i dont want karma biting me up the ass tomorrow...or do i ?? hmmm....i havent planned tomorrow's itenerary yet...its sunday...it could be a pig day...a family day...or a chill with friends day...hmmm...decisions decisions....ok...so im gonna get this load outta my hole..and ill be back in a jiff....wont be long...i promise....LOLOL
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im baaaaack!!!! .......Mmmmm Mmmmm goood.....HotStud's load tasted great outta my ass...nice n gooey....perfect lube...sticky n slimey....i shot me a nice big load all over my chest...nice big globs of goo...too bad i didnt have some hole to seed...

So i once me n hotstud get back to his place...we chill out for abit...not alot of blah blah chit chat...we start makin out...im rubbing his rock hard dick thru his trackies...im chewin on his pecs n pits...yum! ....so i light me up some reef...he's cool with it...he doesnt toke much...no prob...more for me :) ...so i head into the shower and get down to business.... i catch him online when he's done....so i start joking around with him....i ask him if he's inviting some more hot piggy fuckers to join in...he's like nahhh...he wants me all for himself tonight...awww...how sweet...he doesnt wanna share....he wants a piece of me...and i wanna piece of him...so we start making out and ripping our clothes off...his dick was nice...not super fat...but fat...and his cock was a good 9-10 inches long...puuurfect size for dicking my hole good....i get down on my knees and start working on his cock good...i musta deepthroated him for awhile, cause i got the impression he might be getting close...and i didnt wanna end the game so soon...we were just gettin started... so in his spare bedroom/office, he has this leather couch...so i get on it on all 4's...and he starts working on my hole...he's eating me out good...using his tongue to lube it up good...rubbing his unshaved prickly chin all over my ass...im moaning like crazy...my head is buried in the leather couch...i hear him hork a big glob of spit on his dick and he slowly works it into my ass...im in fuckin pig heaven...i luv feeling a nice fat big dick porking my hole deep...he gets in really balls deep...i can feel he's tapped a part of my ass not a lot of cock can usually get into...he's in really deep and he starts to fuckin slide his dick outta my hole and ram back in deep...no poppers...no lube...just spit and pig lust...we musta changed positions 20 times...id get on my back and look him dead in the eyes while his dick porked me deep...then id ride him on top...turn around and ride him backwards...it was a perfect pig fuck guys...i hope he was secretly filming it on his laptop on the desk, i would so dig to watch it all over again and catch it on Xtube or some porn site like that sometime.... we took a smoke break at some point...and then went back to fucking like horned up pigs for another hour...he porked n porked n porked n poked me forever...my ass couldnt get enuf...i just wanted more n more...and i was craving his load....he asked me if i wanted his load on my face...and i was like, R u crazy!! U know exactly where i want ur load Dude!! so i start to ride his dick hard and deep on top, and i can feel his dick gettin super hard and he starts to yell out loud, his dick is throbbing in my ass and he's loading me up with a fuckin huge muthah fuckin load....

I musta sat on his dick for a cpl mins just enjoying feeling his rock hard dick throbbing in my ass...we're kissing n swapping spit....i start poking around in my hole and fingering out globs of goo to eat n swap....i get off his dick and get down and clean off every drop of seed on his dick...mmm...tasted soooo fuckin good guys...my ass tasted really fucking good...mmm mmmm Delish....so i give him a big gooey cum kiss, turn around, his dick is still hard, so i slam my ass back down on his fat dick and ride it some more....get off and lick off more goo off his prick...yums! back for another gooey cum kiss....luv it!! i luv playing with pigs who luv swapping cum n sharing sloppy wet kisses....its totally my idea of romance!! LOL
so we light up again and chit chat for a bit....we had alredy talked about making it an early night...he wasnt up for an all nite fuck fest...and im cool with that....im totally cool with one good pigfuck session....i forgot to mention i had cum after him too....he fingered my cummy hole and fed me his cummy fingers....which got me totally worked up, and i shot me a huge load all over his hairy chest and abs...rubbed it into his skin and got my face burried into his sticky fur and slurped as much of it up as i could...Woof!! I would so totally marry this guy if i lived here....i would have his children....i would cook his meals....i would fuckin wash his dirty filthy underwear and socks....i would take his fat prick up my ass whenever he wanted to breed me....i would take any of his buddies dicks up my hole anytime he broght em over for a visit...id be a good cumslut bitch....LOLOL...as long as he let me seed any other hole i wanted to of course...id be a happy man :)) Fuuuuuck meeeeeee!

so we call it a nite after fucking for 2 hrs....get dressed up...its chilly out there...and head back to the train station...as im headed down, i txt another buddy nearby and ask him if he wants some cumhole...he's totally into it...he txt's back that he's got company at home...dude...He's always got company...Either he's got friends over...or another cumslut bitch...whatever...so i get off the train...and im about to catch a cab home, when i get another txt from what did i call him b4...Strechmarks...Stretchhole...the guy who hosts parties at his place...he's asking me where i am...so i tell him and ask him why...its late....he's like im playing nearby where u are...really? ...so i call him...no answer...i miss a cab...i call him again....no answer...what the fuk dude...u txt me to fuck..tell me ur closeby where i am, pick up the fuckin phone!....screw the bitch, i get in a cab and get home....then he sends me a txt that he wanted a top to seed his ass...i tell him that hungry cumhole bitches answer their phones....fuck him....he always txt's me late...gimme some warning dude...it takes forever to get around this city...

so my cousin...one of them...is stuck in jail overnight...nothin serious...he's a good cousin...not an asshole prick or sissy bitch....he runs his own business...coffee shop, internet gaming n shit...and the pigs caught some underage kid in the shop...its bullshit...some stupid old law...he's being held to be seen by a prosecuter...total bullshit...but im kinda jealous...if i was being held in the local jailcell...id totally go wild...id probably let some cops seed n breed my hole...and if any of ther other jailbait was hot id proly let them in on some ass too...Woof !! considering the men here r sexy as shit, id let 9 outta 10 fuck n seed my ass...Id totally luv a jailhouse gangbang....totally me...totally pig! Whatever happened to that show Prison Break? Those two brothers....HOT!! Wentworth Miller...fuck, id let him rapefuckbreed my cumhole anytime, its fuckin urs baby! I hope they bring that show back...its not like Oz...that show was alot more fuckin rough...stabbings, rape fucks, fucking used to get a hard on as a kid watching it...watching some guy getting raped fucked, his throat slit, and thrown down an elevator shaft or something....ok...a bit too violent for me...i just liked the gangbang breeding part of it....if i ever got caught with my grass by the fuzz around here, they'd def lock me up for a night or two...they're such sissies here when it cums to drugs...light or heavy shit...fuck dude...its just a bit of weed...big deal...chill out...smoke some and chill the fuck out!! ...ok boys, girls, n pigs...im off to bed...im zonked...my ass is throbbin and feelin good...and i needs me some sweet cummy dreams...ill be dreaming of a prison gangbang...hot and ugly muthah fuckahs with big fat dicks ripping my hole apart...seed leaking outta my hole onto the shower tile...the water hitting me in the face...washing the cum, spit n piss off my body and down into the drain...picture that...Fuck Yeah! ...oh i totally forgot to mention....HotStud takes me into his bathroom for a bit...he needed to pee...he takes a piss all over me...i swallow some...get it on my face, chest and dick...give him a big juice wet kiss when he's done...turn my hole around, and he rode my ass in the tub for 20 mins...Oink! Prison shower piss sex...Sweet dreams.....