11.11.08

lest we forget - Contest !!!

i woke up today....and i left the tv on last night on the news station...its 24hrs of crap and shitty broadcasting....and this broadcast of all these rememberance day ceremonies is on tv...and that trumpet...That Fucking Trumpet that Trumpets and Trumpets is fuckin whaling on the speaker like its right beside my fuckin ears....and im shaken awake from all the crap....

I mean...its like an important day....like we should all have some respect ...u know? ...but u know what.... I really fuckin hate Rememberance Day.... yeah...war is awful... war is like fuckin insane... but do we have to spend a fuckin day weaping about the war dead!! Do i have to put my change into these little fuckin boxes held out by criples and teenage geeks on the street so that i can donate my spare cash to a bunch of old farts that basically survived on the battlefield 60 years ago, so that they can string macaroni and popcorn into fuckin necklaces in the arts n crafts room at their fucking nursing home!!! Geeez...

if i had fought in a war... well id be fuckin stupid for enlisting thats for sure!! but then we can all celebrate my idiotic decision to go fight some moronic dictator in a far off land....just throw a nuke on the guy!! let me help u push the button and turn the key dude...fuck...
so Rememberance day...u know what it should be... it should be a good day to sit back...unbutton ur fly... start stroking ur cock...and start recalling some of the best piggy sex you've ever had.... Think back to that 1st time u got knocked up.... or mabey the most public place you've ever had sex... or mabey you did something really really dirty you've never done b4 and you're like dying to do it again!!

It should be a day to reflect...a day to remember... a day to celebrate... and look forward to all the piggy sex u wanna have....
....all u guys in the states r proly scratching ur heads....u guys r like "what's rememberance day" ?!?! Well...its your version of Memorial Day...but like the rest of the world decided to celebrate all that shit on a historically significant day...whereas your great country decided to celebrate it on a day that has very little historical significance whatsoever to anyone but yourselves.... so typically american....tisk tisk...but one thing Memorial Day is good for...is for the events that occur each and every year on that day... some of u that r pigs should know what im talking about.... IML...Chicago...every year...memorial day... Pigs from around the world...and mostly from the 50 states gather each and every year... and fuck their brains out in a chicago hotel and turn the city into a big giant brothel... I LUV IT!!! Thats the best fuckin way to celebrate the war dead...lets just Fuck in their Honour!! Fuck yeah...Rock on!! Pearl Habour...take that up the ass Bitch!!!
...let me fuckin drop a Scud missle up ur ass!! Ride that Weapon of Mass Destruction!! LOL...

so lemme tell ya what i remember.... it was one fuckin piggy weekend... i was exposed to some of the most perverted stuff out there...and i dont even think i had seen it all either....the funny thing was....i was never stoned at all....like if i went again... id probably have the time of my fuckin life.... those of u who have no idea what the fuck im talking about...IML...stands for international mr. leather... so some kind of official leather competition occurs in the background, while thousands upon thousands of guys r in town, of all shapes n sizes...all kinks n bends...all sorts of gear n shit....getting into some of the most sleaziest...dirtiest...fuckin piggiest sex known to man.... it sorta makes u wish it were all a dream that never ends...well thats how i felt the hole weekend at least... now... im not gonna blog about the hole fuckin weekend...that would take me hours and hours to write... so what should i blog about...hmmm.... should i re-tell the day i got there and got bred with a bunch of loads in a dirty basement... or tell u about the video porn shoot... or what about the gangbang at the tubs... hmmm...what about all the piss play ...or the fisting parties?? jeez...its all a fuckin blur....i dont even recall when i did what and with who... all i remember is that by the end of the weekend... i was one happy pig...

i wanna go back....id def have to have a gangbang party.....join a piss party....do a fist party or two....and breed a cpl hot porn stars again... i should probably book me a room from now... u wouldnt believe how fast they go for IML... all u gotta do is leave ur room door open a crack...and guys will just walk in and jizz ur hole waiting in bed...its insane.... the number of portable slings i saw...i lost count...LOL

OK...its almost 11pm... Its time for a few moments of silence... A time to reflect... Pull out ur dicks (if u havent alredy done so) ... and start to stroke...and think of some of the most piggiest sex you've had....ok... im serious...its time...pull it out... use some spit....get some lube if u need it... stoke up ur cock hard.... sniff ur pits...pinch ur nipples.... smell some dirty sox, jocks, or sneakers u have lying around...and think back....

ok...two minutes....and go!! ...







dude...keep on strokin....like think of the dirtiest shit that turns u on....

think of me.... what do u think i look like?? what am i wearing?
would u want me to bend u over and take ur ass like the bitch u are....
...or do u wanna watch me drop to my knees and suck ur dick hard.... and bend over for ur fat thick cock....moaning like a bitch...begging to get bred....spreading my ass for ur dick....and milking ur rod dry when i can feel u dumping ur load inside....feel ur cock get all slick n warm....pounding that cum deeper inside my ass....oh yeah.... u stroke that cock of yours dude.... im here stroking mine too :))


even better....get on ur email...and tell me about it.... i wanna read some of the dirtiest shit out there... i wanna hear the sleaziest things you've been upto...hmmm lets call it a Contest.... the top sleaziest shit that turns me on, gets published next week...ok....i wanna hear about ur piggiest fantasy cumming true....

ok...go wipe the cum or lube off ur hands....and write it all out for me...GO!!! ...u need both hands ok... i hate bad typo's and spelling...and proofread the shit u send me.... hey..im not perfect either...i make some stupid typos and i even miss them....oh...and dont forget the punctuation.... see my lack of punctuation....yeah...i like to break up my thoughts and sentences with a bunch of periods.... it reads better... thats just how i write... and think when i talk... its me....ok...so go write ur shit and send it to me...

i cant be the only one writing and contributing all the shit to this blog...lets hear some of ur stories!! mabey u should be writing ur own blog?? let me be the judge of that :))

on that note... im bored and horned up now...
i think ill just post some videos for u guys to jerk off too....
cause some of u dont wanna email me ur shit...and just wanna wack off a load...
i get it... im a guy... ok dude... here ya go... ill shaddup.... go ahead... stoke ur dick to this....













oops...did i forget to post a video??
awww....poor u.... you're gonna have to jerk off on ur own...cmon...u can do it dude...i know u can :)
if ur sleaziest, dirtiest, darkest thoughts cant get u off....like what will ??

im trying to empower u lazy pigs... u dont always need porn and my hot stories to get u off... u can use ur own brain & two hands to do it all urself... its DYI night!! LOL !! so go sit back on the couch....stroke ur dick...finger that hole...sniff a pit and pinch a tit.... it'll cum to ya... some of u forget what it was like stroking off years ago b4 multimedia & the internet.... jump in the shower & wack off a good load in there... go grab ur bf/husband/fukbuddy/bitch/plastic doll if he's within reach & ram fuk his/its ass with a glob of vaseline... thats it dude...i know u can do it :)

...lest we forget...

Contest ends soon...send in ur submissions...

bonednstoned@hotmail.com

3 comments:

Sperm-My-Cumhole said...

Sorry, But this one too short to submit for ur contest great idea. But I would love to be able to fuck myself.

Maybe it will sound like I'm up my own ass, which is probably appropriate. But Fuck Me, the thought of shooting my own load in my ass is just too hot! Fuck I'm gonna start working on that in a bit and see what happens.

Will keep you posted.

Gay said...

HA! Bitch! Already have my reservations for IML 2009. Meet you there?

College Boy Sperm Hole said...

Fucking amazing encounter.....