21.11.08

Playing Footsie....

ok...like i just woke the fuck up...it aint that late... its just past 11 am... i dont have to be in at work until 1pm... and my dickwadd, gay closet case co-worker calls to tell me where his office is located.... see im visiting one of our sister affiliate partners to do this teaching shit.... like ok buddy... i know exactly where the fuk u guys r located!! Im still waking the fuck up and im half way thru a joint and a coffee!! Stop disturbing me!! ....Everyone knows im not a morning person....ill snap at anything....dont even fuckin talk to me b4 noon!! If u want some ass...show me ur dick...and ill bend over... and just keep ur yappy trap shut !!
...LOL...there's like no fuckin way im going there sober... and buddy has got to admit he likes sucking dick... i've worked together with him for like 8 years and he's still barely outta the closet, and he's the nelliest fucking thing you've ever seen... he like Totally wants to suck my dick!! Im the hot looking buff gay guy at the office every chick wishes they could get their hands on in the copyroom... he's just the closet case gay guy every chick wants to be-friend and invite to dinner parties... see there's a diff... its huge... the chicks wanna get into my pants if they could....and they just leave him alone cause "u can tell" he just loves it up the ass manerisms... so i can usually get chicks that crave dick to do anything for me at work... LOL

woah...guys ...im like too baked here... i needs me a nice cold shower b4 i go into work.... fuk... i dont have the time to blog bout my piggy shit last nite...hmmm, that'll have to wait.... ill finish bloggin when i get back in tonite... and fuck me...tonite...its one of many Work Xmas Parties... The 1st of many.... It Begins... The Jolliness.... The Fakeness... The Retardedness...The Gimme a Line of Coke Right the Fuck Now parties that i must endure... If you've been reading from the beginning kids... you'll know i completely well hate socializing with my co-workers... in every way, shape or form... I dont even like walking down the street during a coffee break with any of them.... thats how retardo they are... i dont wanna be seen in public with them... Actually two very good friends of mine work with me.... but they dont count... cause we're rarely if ever at work at the same time together... You're probably all wundering what the fuk i do...

You'd never guess...and never will... You'd be shocked... You'd probably call them and report me.... They have noooooo fuckin clue what kinda pig they got on their hands there... And thank god, drug testing is illegal here in Canada!! What they do south of the border is soooooo illegal and soooo wrong... a friend of a friend of mine i was talking to last week was telling me she had to pee in a cup and get blood drawn along with her acceptance offer at a bank south of border ?!?! like at a bank ?!?! ...in Buffalo !! (like those of u that live in Buffalo---Life gave u guys the wrong end of the stick, I know!!) cmon... seriously... if u were an airline pilot, bus driver or something... ok...mabey... i actually fuck around with a yng pig who drives a bus...LOL...fuck if he got tested on a monday morning...would they ever fuckin kick his ass out the door... In canada if anyone even got asked to give blood or pee in a cup to accept a job...There would be like a big fuckin lawsuit bigger than an OJ Simpson trial up here... Ya!! We Canadians fuckin rock!! Tokers unite!! ....which totally fuckin leads me to a bunch of bitches that should probably get tested...but never do...

Flight attendants.... Oh yes... Flight attendants.... If they started random testing of all them at airports around the globe.... every fuckin airline would be grounded and buried 6 feet under... People would stop flying.... Everyone will take land, mule, and fishing trawler to their next exotic travel destination...Haha... Those bitches i will refer to as Trolly Dollies, are some of the most coke'd up, meth'd up bitches ever!!! how do i know this shit... ive been intimate with the industry... Ive fucked...dated... wined n dined with many a flight bitch... and got quite a few friends who trolly dolly... and they'll tell me... Str8 up...over half the fucking crew is cummin off coke after a layover.... and they personally regularly smuggle (alot) of fuckin shit in their luggage.... Like i fuckin mean, Trolly Dollies usually have a pharmacy of pills, salts, and herbal remedies just leaking outta their asses... but one thing i gotta say about em... They all have really high fuckin sex drives....

....which totally leads us to the slut i knocked up last nite.... but i gotta run off to work now... or ill be late... eeks... ill blog later tonight when i get back in... but im sure u can guess who i knocked up.... Dont we all luv slutty flight attendant sex!! They are such sluts!!! I luv em... they're the best!! Trash with a hint of class... LOL
ok...im outta here....

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yo ho ho bitches...

im back... from that fuckin party.... Blahhhhhhhh
...and that was one of the most lively parties so far to date for them...

me n my hot blonde chick date co-worker walk in together... we look the shit n part together... we're like fuckin hot lookin shit arm n arm...meetin n greetin everyone...

ok...its 2am...im fuckin exhausted....ive been driving..toking...working...drinking...all fuckin day.. im bushed... think i needs me a sleep...
ok... ill tell u all about the slutty flight attendant later...in the morn... nitey fuckin nite :)

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ok...fuck me...thats better...bright n shiney morning....coffee in my hand... and a hard cock in the other....ahhhhh.....back to normal... LOL

bong's lit... tunes r playin... and all these pigs online r dying to ride my dick later.... i dunno if its me... but is toronto gettin sleazier?? I got this hot portuguese guy... a muscled up gym bunny and a goodlookin older piggy couple lookin to fuck....
hmmm....i just fuckin got up... ill let em squirm for awhile....the ones that r really horned up and wanna fuckin party will get back to me later...yeah...im horned up like any other morning...but im not running out into the cold to meet anyone just yet... besides... i gotta tell u pigs about the slut...
...the trolly dolly...

so this is a guy ive seen online for awhile...like a few years...but never really chatted with the pig b4... he's frenchie....so u know he's a fuckin slut whore alredy... so i just fuckin logged online the other day, totally minding my own business, and his profile is suddenly in toronto...and im like, hmmmm...he must be visiting or something... so we start chatting... he's staying at some hotel downtown by the train station...i wanted to get off my ass and hit the gym too, so im like great...lets fuck dude :p

i dunno why i did it...but i felt like it... i hop in the shower and clean my ass...havent like done that in ages... and lemme tell ya... it was realy fucking gross... ive been eating alot of this granola cereal lately...so it wasnt pretty.... but after awhile...all was good...and i thought "fuck...i dont really feel like getting fucked...but hey...my ass feels good...u never know!!" ...which leads me to our sponsor today....
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..."its a blend of chocolate and chocolate chip vanilla granola clusters, made with whole grain oats, rice, and real cocoa"
...and its really fucking goooooood dude.... available from ur local Loblaws or Superstore!!

...and now back to the slut...

so its fuckin cold as fuck outside here lately... so i head downtown... on public transit.... fuck me... i cant fuckin staaaand public transit... and when ur baked guys... it aint prettier.... everyone is soooo.... soooo yucky and smelly... these paki's come and stand near me and they smell like fish... or like icky white trash is picking their teeth across the aisle from me... or these rastafarian rappy pimpy lookin guys think they're The Shit, and look like their gonna pop a cap in someones ass if u even touch them.... Like Fuuuuuck... i fuckin hate public transit!!! ....but there was no fuckin way i was gonna pay 10-15 bucks to park downtown either.... so i get to the sluts hotel...get in the elevator...and this family of 4 walk in...push a button and slide a card into a slot and up we go.... we reach their floor...the doors close and it takes me back to the lobby!! im like fuck!! what the fuck... the slut coulda warned me... how embarassing would that be, if ur going to fuck someone at 3am in their hotel... and u return back to the lobby with the guys behind the desk sneaking looks at you.... so i txt his cell...and he pops down to get me.... at 1st glance in the elevator i can tell he's a big french pig... ohhh, i forgot to mention... he works for the frenchie airline... the one i flew most of the time this summer... yeah...those fuckin bitches !! ...so the hole time i was there, slapping him around and spitting in his face, i was calling him a french slutty whore.... he luved it...

So we get into his room... start going at it right away... the clothes r flying everywhere and the pig play begins... this is the part where i test the waters... i start to really pinch nipples hard... push him around abit... give a guy a slap or two... talk a bit dirty.... hork some spit on a guy's face... u know? test the waters... see how far i can go... Is this gonna be a quick suck, fuck n dump session.... Or is this a guy who'll let me tie him up...slap him around and take anything i got.... Well...i could tell we wouldnt get too rough... but he was luvin the rough handling.... i bring out a baggie of grass and we chill out for abit smokin up... i think he told me he had taken some Tina earlier...but i told him i wasnt into any of that shit... i just gave him a big hard smack and horked a gob of spit on his face and said "only fuckin french piggy whores like u, smoke shit like that!"... "betcha ur one of the sluttiest holes in paris slut"... LOL
i can get really fuckin verbal... i luv talkin dirty.... and caling a slut exactly what he is...just as much as i like being treated like a whore when im bottoming...

I can Dish it Out as much as I can Take It !!
so me n frenchie slut spent like 3 fuckin hours piggin out...my phone was going off like crazy with friends calling me to go out...and my hands were either deep in his hole or my dick was busy pounding his ass.... Guys... this fuckin sluts hole was awesome.... i spent awhile eating his hairy hole out...fuckin tasty as fuck.... and then id stroke up my fat dick and dick his hole for awhile... he had a nice wet hole...and i coulda fucked it for hours... id just ram and slap his ass, with loud Splat Splat noises.... and we had chatted earlier about fisting... so i totally knew what i was getting into... this guys hole would fuckin open up wide... he was a really hungry slut... id sit there and spit gobs down his open hole... and slowly work my fingers and hand in there.... OK... i dunno how many of u guys r into fisting n shit... but i fuckin luv fisting a hot slutty guy.... ive never been fisted myself...ever! ...but i really luv taking my time to work n stretch a guy's hole open.... like it's really fuckin hot... im always rock fuckin hard doing it... and the fun part is, once u get to working ur fist in there...u can pull out...ram ur cock in there again...and alternate jabbing ur fist n dick in there.... Well... lets just fuckin say...this fuckin french slut... his hole was hungry... he wanted both!! YUP.... he wanted both my hand, and dick inside.... i havent met alot of guys that can handle it all...but having ur hand wrapped around ur hard dick, deep up a nice fuckin hole...and jerking urself off inside, while the slut is moaning like a bitch is really fuckin hot!!

So...like i said...i could go on and on and on...but we spent 3 fuckin hours fucking...fisting...and rolling around in bed pigging out... it was fuckin hot... but thats not all... seriously... i havent even gotten to the best part... So... think back... Presidents Choice, Granola... my clean n showered ass.... we'd both be lying back in bed doing a 69.... my fist would be up his hole...and he would finger my ass....at one point i went down on his dick... Got it really hard... got on all 4's on the bed and told him to stick it in.... it was like i snapped... my hole just fuckin was soooo hungry... it was taking me over.... so he gets lots of lube like i told him too... and he works his dick into my ass... he wasnt huge or anything... he had a nice fat 7 incher... like dude... my ass has been on hiatus... im really not lookin for the huge porkers just yet... so he slides into my ass...and its feeling good... really fucking good... like its been over 2 fuckin months since ive been dicked... almost like i totally forgot what it was like... im not fully convinced my hole is 100% healed... so i told him to go slow... and i was ready to pull off his dick at the 1st sign of trouble... but it was really good... my ass was luvin it... i just kept on moaning my fuckin head off and telling him to dick me.... we flipped around onto my back and he stuck his dick back inside... id use my feet and slap him in the face....and make him smell n lick them while he fucked me... i totally fuckin luv gettin my feet played with... especially when a nice dick is in my hole...Luv It!! ....then we start doing these fuckin Kama Sutra positions in the bed...and im really fuckin luvin his dick in my ass.... i was still in total fuckin control... i was still talkin dirty shit and moaning... but its fun to flip flop and let the other guy dick ur hole too... so after 20 mins of gettin dicked... i could tell he was nowhere near shootin a load...and my hole was gettin just a bit sore... so i pulled off him...and told him that was it....Like i was totally fuckin impressed with myself... that was a really good fuckin dicking.... im not rushing it... like i said... I'll be riding lots of fuckin dick in the new year... I want my hole fully operational... Im gonna be slowly working it back into shape.... small to medium dicks and some nice smooth fucking...lots of lube...and slowly working up the time i let a guy dick me... oh yeah... Happy Fuckin New Dick Year dudes !!!

so wait... still not over... so i start working on frenchies hole again.... fucking it.... working my hand in deep and twisting it around inside and making him squirm like the slut he is... and he wispers something in my ear... im like "oh yeah"!! I grab the lube and goop it all over my foot...he goops up his ass...so im just lying back on the bed...and he's down on my foot...stretching his hole open and slowly lowering himself on my foot.....id wiggle my squishy toes inside his ass...and i was soooo fuckin luvin it... until u try it guys... it feels amazing... took him a min or two...but he got his ass totally wrapped around my hole fuckin foot... his ass was down to my ankle and he started to ride my foot up n down... the site of watching this fuckin french bitch riding my foot had me rock hard.... feeling his squishy warm hole wrapped around my foot and wiggling my toes around in his warm hole felt fucking amazing!! He didnt ride my foot for that long... but it was 5 mins of fun well spent... once he pulled off my foot.... i just threw him over and rammed my dick deep in his ass and started really fuckin him raw and hard.... i slowly worked my hand inside too and started to jack my dick off inside his ass... i was looking him right in the fuckin eyes... there was some really good fuckin chemistry there... and after playing for 3 hours, i really wanted to shoot my load deep in his hole...so id pull out...fist him hard for abit... and slam my dick and hand inside and jerk off in his hole over n over for awhile... he was begging for a load... and nuthin beats stretching and fisting out a hole with cum as lube... so me and the bitch r really talkin dirty... well i was... he just moaned and nodded while i slapped and spit on his face.... so i could feel my balls churn...my hand is stroking my dick deep in his hole, and i can tell its gonna get really wet in a min... i start shooting globs of goo inside his ass... and my load is fuckin everywhere...its coating my dick... its all over my hand inside... it was one big fucking cummy mess...and i just kept fuckin shooting and shooting globs of goo inside his ass....and the funny part was i had shot a load earlier that morning... but there was alot of fuckin junk churning in my balls... so i keep on fucking the slut another cpl of mins... we start to slow down... we're just kissing and im rocking back n forth with my dick in his hole... and i luv feeling his warm stretched out squishy hole around my dick... like wouldnt u wanna stick ur dick in there after me?? i luv sloppy 2nds and 3rds... fuck... i luv sloppy fuckin hole period!!

so after some cuddling...chattin and a quick shower.. i dress up... and tell the pig he should fly into toronto more often... it was the sluts 1st time here.... apparently he flies into montreal alot, being a frenchie slut n all for the frenchie fuckin airline... but something tells me he might bid for some more toronto flights...LOL... that was one fucking hot slut hole i totally wanna tap it again... My foot wants to totally fuckin tip-tap his hole again... I'll go get a fuckin pedicure for him!! haha... (ok seriously guys... foot care is essential... just cause ur a piggy guy doesnt mean u cant take care of ur feet!! ...keep em clean...use mosturizer...keep the nails trim...and thats all u need!! ) I like em sweaty...but i want em clean.. if i see any shit on ur feet, there's no fuckin way im going near em...my feet... always in great condition... it be nice if more of u fuckin guys would go down and lick em more often!!

So by then it was late... no fuckin way i was hitting the gym... So i meet some friends at this huge new resto/bar/lounge opening up near my place... Free booze.. free food... private event... I think it'll end up being one of our new hangouts... So my friends r like "So u were at the gym huh?" ...and i could tell they didnt believe me... Like what am i gonna say... "I just had a french whore ride up n down my foot!!" ...yeah... they know im dirty... but they have noooo fuckin clue to what extent :)))
LOL

Later pigs...

1 comment:

hottjizzkid said...

omfg, reading your blog gets me so fucking boned up