Dildo's roasting by the fire....

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Woof... what a hot vid !! I could fuck n fill that hot guy everyday for the rest of my natural life...!! Well..or until he got all wrinkly, cause he's a bit older than me...then id go fuck more hot guys...

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dude... so baked here... so lets watch a happy Peace Luvin Music Video... Light up a J... sit back... feel the beat... oh yeah !!!



They should totally play this at clubs... everyone would go crazy..... and i just think it sounds sooo fucking good when ur stoned... oh yeah... Peace bitches... peace!! Just bend the fuck over and take my Dick... Yeah !! ....wouldnt this be such a Wonderful World if they put tabs of acid & shrooms in our drinking water.... Oh yeah... We'd all be dancing around like fuckin hippies, sticking our dicks into any moist hole... LOLOL!!

...but u know what i really luv... I luv listening to the old Doctor Who music when im stoned... I get so creeped out I Luv it !! I used to luv watching that stupid retarded show as a kid... so stupid...yet oh so gooood.... u gotta luv the Brits for creating that bit of nerdness...



Wow... I dont recommend that video for amateurs... Jusus christ... that fuckin credit sequence used to mesmorise me as a kid standing infront of the television set while my mother would bring me sliced fruit... yes... i once used to be a little cute kid... little pigboy me that i am :)) back then the tv sets had two big dials... the 1st one went from channel 2 to UVF .... if u happened to have the 1st dial set on UVF, the 2nd dial became active and you could watch channels 14 to 70... only problem was...back then we only had like 15 channels, so that 2nd dial was useless... Those were the days.. before the remote control... and the Microwave... and before the Internet !! Oh yes piggy kiddies... some of you are my age... or older, so u remember those times... those good ol' times... no seatbels, low crime... and a McDonalds Happy Meal was the highlight of the week!!
...but i know alot of u readers r just a tad bit younger... alot of u guys that get in touch r barely legal... like fuck!! The pigs r just getting younger n younger these days !!

like imagine a world with no internet... that means, no blog...no online sex porn sites... no hookup sites... no chat rooms... like fuck... We'd have to revert back to fucking and pigging out the good old way... Actually going out to bars and clubs to meet people and get laid.... Or actually cruise the bush the old fashioned way and find some dick or ass... No pre-arranged meetings n shit... you'd have no need for pics, cause you'd probably meet some guy face to face or thru friends... Ok fuk... lemme retell a tale about the Phone lines... so when i was a twink.. b4 internet & chat rooms got big... there used to be the Phone Line Hookup things... or ads in the paper... like everyone used them... So i recall walking down the street and this guy gave me a coupon for like "ManLine" or "CruiseLine" with 30 free minutes on it... I think i left by the phone for a cpl weeks... then one night, i was feelin pretty horned... so i picked up the phone...dialed the number... punched in the special code... and i was off listening to ads of different guys... so i listened and listened... alot of crap ads... like guys that sounded like shit... and i gotta say, sometimes u can tell if a guy's gonna be sexy over the phone... just from the voice :)

so anyways... im listening for awhile... and all of a sudden i hear an ad that went like this.... with a hot sexy voice... "Hi guys... Im 24, Serbian, toned and muscular built guy.....Ive got short hair, muscular hairy legs, a nice ass and a long uncut cock.... Im really into hot kinky sex with other guys my age or younger...." and blah blah blah he went on... it was a hot sounding ad... so i listened to it again... i got a nice big hardon... his voice was incredibly hot... and then the phone line says "Push 1 to leave a message, or Push 2 to talk to this guy directly"...and im like Fuck!! ...so I pushed 2... the line clicked a few times and then i heard a dial tone ring... 3-4 rings later, I hear a Hello ? ....and fuck... it was the hot Serbian guy... we started chatting... his voice was really turning me on, and i was rock hard... he told me all the dirty stuff he liked getting into, and i was just some stupid twink... mabey 20-21 years old... so he gave me his addy and #, and told me to come by his place that night... so i must have showered and gotten dressed quick and i walked down to this guys place... im like rock hard, thinking about this hot white muscular serbian guy with a thick cock fucking me up the ass... and i bet my dick was gonna ram his tight hairy hole too after id rim it clean..... fuck yeah !! so i get to the guy's hood... and its a really ghetto part of town.... i buzz in and walk down the hall to the guys apt... and im thinking fuck... this place is scary, but mabey he's just a hot single serbian construction guy who cant afford better... Im sure he's hot as fuk... so i get to the door... knock knock !! ... i can hear the lock turning and a chain falling.... the handle turns and behind the door was a pretty handsome white euro lookin guy with short hair... he had a huge fuckin bulge sticking out of the tight hot red dress he was wearing...

ummm... yeah... u read right .... The Hot Tight Red Dress he was wearing !!! Alarm bells were ringing off in my fuckin head... I wanted to scream like a girl... like Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!! I wanted to make a dash for it...but i actually stuck around a few mins... we chatted... i was nice n polite, just telling him that there was no way i could do anything or go out with him anywhere... my dick had shrivelled up like a little tiny piece of burnt sausage... he was insisting on going out for a drink... and i was like huh??? How do i tell him, I would die if anyone i knew saw me walking beside a fuckin guy in red heels and red lipstick !! I actually saw a roach... and i dont mean leaf dude... I saw a fuckin roach and then i ran for the Hills!!! I left him standing at the doorway looking at me running down the hall for the elevators... oh fuck... I dunno... i cant stand roaches... but mix that shit up with drag queens in red and im ready to pass out... Eeeks.. even I have my weaknesses... Yes... I am not invincible... there actually are things that will make me scream or cringe in horror... Really ugly bugs like roaches and centapeeds... and nasty ugly guys in drag... yeah... i cant stand all those fuckin drag shows most of u bitches go Ga Ga over in the bars... i just cant relate to that sort of crap... why cant guys go on stage and impersonate George Michael... Ricky martin ... or the PetShopBoys... or Kurt Cobain... like fuck!! Do we always have to watch them do Cher, madonna, gloria gaynor or Streisand... Like Fuck!!
I prefer strippers to tell u the truth... Toronto is lame for strip bars... Montreal has some nice sleazy ones... and most of the guys suck... either they dont know how to dance... or they act like they're hotter than they really are... But i recall this one guy... He wasnt built like a shithouse... but he wasnt fat or skinny either... he was pale pale pale, with a cpl tattoos and piercings...and quite a bit of body hair for a pale white stripper... but he went on that stage... and fuckin danced all old school street punk style and Breakdanced to "Shake that ass for me" by Eminem... Can i say... It was one of the best fuckin performances i have ever fuckin seen on stage... I was rock hard and drooling... my buddies were laughing they're heads off looking at me... and then he came out again for a 2nd dance... only this time in boxers and a pair of Vans... ummm, yeah... fucking HOT !!!!

ok... What the Fuk.. I was supposed to be telling you about all the sex ive been having this week... shit...
ive been rambling on about fuck all....
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ok... basically, lets keep this short, cause i cant sit here and fuckin write all day...
me and a fukbuddy r gettin kinda closer...i dunno what the fuk it is.... aaaanyhow...

we eat... we smoke... we have dessert... we fuck.. watch tv... fuck again... i got a load in my ass.. and we fall asleep...ok... so far so good huh...

well... i wake up at like 6 am... and he's not in bed... ok... i stumble out... he's not watchin tv... he's not taking a shit.. he's not in the kitchen... huh? ...oh shit, his coat n shoes r gone... hmmm... what the fuck?? ...and he left me some note... im like weird... I think he got paranoid on the pot... or mabey i was snoring... i dunno... But we talked earlier.... he calls to apologize... and tells me he couldnt sleep with the tv on...and apparently i mumbled "no" when he asked to turn it off... LOLOL!!! i think he was just really stoned or sumthin.... and i dunno what the fuk i might say in my sleep... apparently ive told friends to fuck off and had pull n tug fights with the tv remote before!!! Im a freak in bed !!!
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ahhh... so when i woke up that mornin without any dick or hole in bed... well, i just logged online... found me some hot ass and went on over to get some... fucked some nice sleazy frenchie closeby... he had a buddy over who was tweaking on some shit... id be fucking frenchy and ramming his hole with my fat dick and this guy was fuckin Ms. Chatty Cathy... id look over, tell him to fuck off.... or stick his fat dick in me to shut up!! Fuck, i cant stand guys who talk shit during sex... if ur gonna talk during sex... keep it dirty... stay on subject... keep it sleazy, or dont say the fuck anything at all !!! I got outta there after iBred the bitch... i couldnt stand his buddy.... and he calls me on my cell as im driving to meet friends for lunch, apologizing profusely for Chatty Kathy... fuk... annoying!! ....oh well, he had some good leaf...i think ill go back for another visit :)) LOL
oh ... and my fuckin ass... i really need to stay off it now... its throbbin... i gotta let my hungry hole heal good... FUCK me!! Look out u fuckin little sluts... my dicks gonna be creamin some serious cumhole for the holidays :p

Then another buddy of mine hung out here yesterday... We fucked... i bred his tight hole... made lunch... burnt some eggs and watched tv all afternoon... Ahhh... there's sumthin i luv about cold canadian winter days... All im missing is a fireplace with a few dildos thrown around a shag carpet....
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I've got a few more holiday parties to attend... I think the theme this year is Secret Santas... no one really wants to spend the money on gifts for everyone... and who needs too... really?? most of us r fuckin adults... we're not twinks that need the latest gadget and need to show our affection with presents... Its just all about having a good time... I still have to swap gifts with some friends though... cause their conceded xmas twits... Blahh.... fuck... i like gettin em too... But the next Secret Santa dinner party i go to... Im wrapping up a Dildo and putting it by the fire under the tree when i walk in the door!!

ok...gotta run... my Coconut Curry Fusili is ready to scarf down :)