RAMMED

Fuck me guys...

yeah...
fuck me...

You really wouldn't believe me if i told u what ive been thru the last 6 months...

I've just been rammed...
fuck yeah...

rammed at work...
rammed at home...
rammed at play...

rammed
rammed
RAMMED....

and as I sit here and do a load of laundry...
washing smelly socks, piss soaked undies, and dirty jocks....
picking up lost cockrings, bottles of poppers and lube off the floor....
a pile of dirty towels piling up in the corner for the maid...

fuck me...
i've been fucking rammed :)

And some of you have been trying to fucking Ram with me too...

Do u know why i haven't fucking blogged in months ??

someone of yous tried hacking into my account....
so Google fucking freezes it...
i cant cum online...

and im fucking busy...
who has time to deal with that bullshit...
so it took a month to clear this shit up...
and gets me my blog back...

yes folks...
pigs...
fags...
queers...
and fellow stoners...

I was rammed...

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...so i was online a couple weeks back...
and im talking to this guy that sounds like he's a really kinky fucker....
and he asks me if i like to party....
and im like no...
but weed is cool...

and he's like "cool man...cum n fuck me now...just rolled a joint"
where r u ?
blah blah blah...
he send me some more shots on a dudesnude account....
and sends me a link to follow his blog...
his piggy...stoner blog...

my blog...

and im like really dude....
thats u huh...
Oh Really Eh ?

hmmm....

someone i would definetely want to meet...
and he sounded like a kinky fucker online...
so i told him to put on a blindfold and wait for me ass up in bed...
its like 2 in the fucking morning...
hot summer nite...

lets fuck !

get to this guy's place...
he left the apt door open in the hall...
and the place is pitch fucking dark...
like i cant see shit...
but i can smell the pot in the air....

i can hear him move in the bedroom...
he can hear i walked in his place and shut the door...
didnt bother taking my sneaks or shorts off...

walk in the bedroom and he's got this incense candle lit...
like its some romantic sorta fuck...

he's in a jock and white socks...
ass up in bed...
blindfolded...

so i just flopped my fat cock out and pulled his head to my smelly fat dick...
i would never shower for a late nite pump n dump...
do u ?
and after a little dirty talk, dick suckin and hole a fingerin...

well...
he got rammed...

fucking Ram fuckin Rammed !

ya....
dude...
he was begging me to stop fucking him...
i just rammed his head into the pillow with one hand...
and rammed his ass for all it was worth...

Take that fucking dick, U fucking cockwhore !

write all about it on your fucking blog slut !

fuck...

fuck me...

listen freaks...
dont fuck with me...
i can mindfuck and fuck u back tenfold....

Rammed i tell ya...

Fuckin rammed...


So, where do we go from here ??
huh...

honestly...
i lose total respect for anybody who tries to imitate or copy someone else...

like really dude ?
you're telling other guys you're me, to get more dick ?

ok...
sure, if that works for ya...

but im me...

and I actually have quite a few friends who can vouch for me...
yep....yep...yep...

ahaa..ahaaa....



Ha ha hahaha

pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs....
oink oink oink oink oink oink oink....

Ahhaaaa....Ahhhaaaa

So dudes...
cant we all just learn to get along...
be ourselves...
and stop trying to hack into other people accounts...

and be good to the planet...
yes...
peace, love, and happiness bro...

Just treat others with respect like you would want to be treated...
dont be a hater...
and dick that ass the way you would want to be dicked too...

......Thats the take home message...

The 69th commandment

Dick thy neighbours ass, as you would want to be dicked in return.


Fuck...

none of you probably know this about me....

but i am a Capricorn...

and i was born in the year of the Goat...

im a fucking Ram Ram

horned....
boned...
and occasionally stoned...

mabey ill be back to write something sleazy sometime...

i dont really know if i dig this hole blog thing anymore...

like fuck...
i read some of those blogs, and its all about the number of dicks they got...

"I went to the gloryholes... and i got 2 dicks up my ass... Yippee !!"

or

" I came home from the baths with 10 loads up my ass"

oh... yeah... fucking great...

details honey...
details...

well...
and then you've got me...

I could blog about the night i took 20 dicks up my ass...

or the night two hot leather daddies tied me up and taught me a lesson or two in obedience...

or the night i bent over on a busy city street, and took one, two, three dicks up my ass in public....

and then there was that night in the sling....
i woke up in a sling one morning...

yeah...
i just sorta fell asleep....
fuck...
and my ass felt fucking incredible....

fuck yeah...

just been Rammed dude...

peace out....



and hey...
dont forget.... i got me a channel....
i never got locked out of that account...
i just like to post a bunch of funny shit and some good fuck and dance music....
cause we all need a good tune to fuck or dance too...

http://www.youtube.com/user/bonednstoned

A lotta Dick...

Hey hey piggies & stoners...

I totally forgot about u...

Forgot i even had a blog...

so much fucking going on...

Toronto is getting like fucking crazy...

G20 summit cummin up...

Gay pride the week after...

Safety barriers, Traffic Disruptions, Protest Encampments, Police Surveillance...

Muther Fuck of God...

it feels almost like we're welcuming aliens to town...
like the plague or a meteor is gonna hit us...


so what right ?
i say who gives a fuck about Barak n Chirak n Quack Quack cummin to town...

I just wanted to tell you about my favorite places in town to explore and light a blunt in...

I know alot of you have cum to this fair town b4...
and gay pride is no exception...

it falls on the July 3rd/4th weekend this year...
forecast calls for Yankee doodle...
so yeah...

My fav spots around town to smoke a J, suck some dick or get poked in...

Lets see.... should this be a top 10 list...
can i think of that many rad spots...
ok...
here we go...

Numer 10

Pearson International Airport.

Light a blunt as you wait for your bus, or just pop into the multilevel garages...
i know i like smokin a nice fattie b4 i skip or hop over the pond...
Just try and keep that weed airtight in your baggage dude.... the airport has sniffer dogs...
and never... ever! try to pass thru security with weed or parafanalia on your person...
just a seasoned traveller here...passing along a hint for our customs :)

Its a dont ask dont tell policy...
Dont show off ur bling bling...
and generally no one gives a shit...

That and i hear that the airport's bathrooms get pretty randy...
raw raw YYZ !

Number 9

High Park/Sunnyside park/ Waterfront...

Im not really a West end boy...
so i dont hang out in High Park often...
but its about as big as Central Park in NYC, and is right off the west toronto waterfront...
i've never sucked as much as a dick in High Park...
but i've smoked me a blunt or two here and its an awesome place....

hike in paths on foot... hit the trails on ur bikes... or hit the lots along the waterfront with ur car...
and i hear there's alot of dick lurking around...
i go more for the skating, yoga, swimming, biking aspect of enjoying the west end with friends...

Number 8

Queens Park.

As much as i hate this park as a park... its more of a green central square behind the provincial Parliament.
Blowjob Govenor !!
oh yes Pippin !

Apparently everyone has had their dick sucked or sucked dick in this park except for me...
until recently...
i didnt hook up in the park....
we met elsewheres....
just swapped blowjobs in the park walking thru...

then a bunch of lurkers came outta nowhere, and the place basically has no cover...
it looked like 4 cabbies popped outta thin air...
so we zipped up and left...

its protest central i hear for the G20...
and Toronto's Peace Day gathering occurred there on May 1st...
basically a non-event became a party of 100,000 pot smokers lurking all over downtown toronto and the university campus...
like the city reeked of weed dude...


Number 7

Kensington Market/Chinatown

you cant visit Toronto and not have a stroll thru Kensington and Chinatown...
if its a hot humid day... well... enjoy the aromas....
or pop into Hot Box cafe and light some insense...
bring ur own shit dude... u cant share flavours unfortunately....

check out the delish local eateries...
and all the weird sparkly windows...
its a colourful neighbourhood to work off that daze and fix that appetite...
and as for dick...
lots of eye candy about...
i've fucked around in a loft pad or two in the hood....
but the outdoor action would be frowned upon in this part of town...
(just keep it to bathroom stalls and queit dark alleys :)

...and I also get this question alot...
Where do u buy weed in town dude ??
fuck... i really dont know...

i just have my own contacts....
everyone knows someone in town...
the system is pretty lax and lenient...
but i wouldnt light up infront of a cop in a busy intersection, or just anyplace public....

which leads me to Number 6

City Hall

An awesome place to skate... watch a concert... pay a traffic ticket... light a joint... or suck some dick at...
its generally pretty quiet... and lacks all the security cameras...
apparently there's a new green roof too !! its like they were thinking of me..
the underground parking garage under the square is a great place to get lost with a bud and suck some dick...
but please.... dispose of those rubbers in the City designated waste cointainers !! Lets keep our fair city clean please....
unless u dont use them like me... no worries

but beware... Public events and crowds also come with extra security as well...
and for the G20, the place is bound to be crawling with pigs... oops I mean Cops...

Number 5

Yongesterdam / Gay village

everyone has walked up and down Yonge Street who's ever lived here or visited the city...
explore it more intimately near the gay village and Yongesterdam...
yes folks... welcum to Yongesterdam...

several establishments cater to the local pothead with supply and seed stores...
medicinal marijauna clinics
and a couple cafes where u can order food and drinks and roll up some tree....
membership fees may apply...

and as for street tree... what i also refer to as Crotch rot...
I would stay clear of it dude...
cause who knows what rancid shit it is ur smoking.... and ur probably overpaying for the crap...

but lots gets sold in the parks, lots and pathways in the area...
and if ur feeling horny... lots of guys are crawling around in the village nearby...
chat up some of the local boys...
check out the bars...
and if ur into the bath scene, or just wanna shoot a load in a nice piece of ass...
Steamworks or St.Marc's spa are probably the places get some raw dick...


Number 4

well... I love biking all over the city...
we truly live in a green forest here...
most downtowners and visitors tend to see all the concrete and action around them....
if some of you step out of that bubble for just a bit... and explore some of Toronto's open parks and spaces...
Get active... get out and jog, bike, blade, enjoy on foot or even by car.... there are alot of beautiful open spaces to enjoy, chill and smoke that J... fuck around in... and trust me... I was never really into outdoor sex.... i just live a very busy and active lifestyle.... and as i bike and jog the city's trails... well... The dick really cums to me. I have that magnetic type of personality... The dick just follows my scent thru the trees....

so yeah... Number 4

Eastern Lakeshore/ Waterfront

Lots of trails, paths, and green space to explore....
its all slowly being re-vitalized...
i hope they don't commercialize it too much...
check out the city's transit website or Bike/Car share websites for more info...

From the Distillery District to Cherry Beach, the Leslie Street Spit, Ashbridges Bay and the Beaches...
fuck... the boys are out jogging, biking, walking their dogs and cruisin...
its a fun place to stroll n xplore...
Good times in the Maritimes !

which leads me to Number 3

Cottage country...

oh the great Canadian Outdoors...

u really cant experience Canada without leaving the city...

rent a cottage outside the city with a group of buddies...
go camping at one of the many gay camping grounds...
or go visit Niagara Falls...

nuthin beats lighting a J and hearing the splash waves of a speed boat and the hum of crickets out on a lake in the Canadian outback....
or watching the evening light show at Niagara Falls flying high as a kite...

and we gots a much better view than our american cousins to the south....

Number 2 !!

Toronto Islands

no visit to Toronto is cumplete without a trip to the Islands...

Full of parks, beaches, marina's, a childrens theme park, private cottages, and concert festivals.
its the perfect way to enjoy a lovely sunny day in the city...

The clothing optional (gay) beach is no exception...
take the Hanlan's point ferry and just follow the crowd...
women...men....boobs...dicks... it all just hangs around here...

i personally think the beach is dirty as fuck...
but they've been getting better at keeping it cleaner this year i've noticed...

im actually on my way to meet some groupies there now...
alot of guys fool around in the bushes around there...
but i find the fuggliest of fugglies lurk around...
besides...
the mosquitos or sand flies will eat u alive in there...

i actually like the southern beaches on the islands...
more of a younger jock boy crowd hangs out there...
and there are a lot of private little coves to go hang out with a buddy or two...

Bring a case of beer and go nuts...
the water can be really cold or smelly at times....
but sometimes u gotta just cool down...
or clean off after some watersport fun...

ok !

Drumroll...

Number 1

The CN Tower !!

yes folks...

our largest and most phalic symbol in the city...

its no longer the world's tallest tower anymore...
but it did hold the record for over 30 years...
that fucking elevator ride up is really trippy...

imagine stepping outside the outdoor observatory high as a kite...
that would be so fucking rad...
wow...

but smoking would be totally banned at the tower, so i dont advise it either...
you'd be thrown out sooner than u expect...

as for the Dick...
well, i cant ever say i've ever sucked dick in the tower...
but you never know what hot eastern european boys u might meet up in the observatory and slide up beside on the cab ride down...
they could be staying nearby...
and i've had me a lot of hot euro ass in those hotels downtown...

trust me...
guys will get on their knees and suck dick anywheres in this town...


so there u go...

sorry for not blogging in so long...
dude...
im busy...
who's got the time to blog about all the dick i suck...

but Pride's cummin up...
and there's a lotta dick to be sucked....

a lotta dick dude....

a lotta dick =)

happy pride!
oink oink

Yo G !

hey dudes n dudettes...

yo G !

u know what i just realized...
and i dont if you've ever realized this b4...
but if you take the word : Blogspot
and you break it down...

Blogspot...
Blogs.pot..
Blogs..pot..
Blogs...pot...
Blogs Pot !!!

yeah...
HA ha !!

it took me a moment there man...

im just chillin back to a few tunes...

absolutely fucking wasted on poppers...

the place really fucking stenches like glue..

The floors basically just got redone...
and i've cum home to the place sniffin like a skanky bathhouse on a saturday night...

fuck...

i really want some dick up my hole right now...

like fuck man...
gimme the biggest...juiciest fucking fat dick up my ass right now !!

fuck G...

thanks for the weed G..

I really have no clue if the guys i buy weed from read me or not...

but to all you cool dudes who provide us with the tea of choice...

and open up ur homes with arms wide open...

who spread the joy of the eternal tree...

dudes...
ur always welcum to smoke a spliff at mine anytime...

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as for the last couple of guys who bred my ass...
well they're welcum back anytime too...

i met up with an old fuck pigboy who's dirty but adorable...
we fucked it up good...

then this other woofy guy and me hooked up one night...
woof...
he was woofy...
and ready to get fucked and fisted...
fuck yeah...

he had one sweet fucking hairy hole...
tight and smooth as fuck...
we polished off a J halfway thru our fuck n fist session...
and then i saw his gleaming, beautiful thick 10 inch shaft get boned n hard...

i simply dropped to my knees and sucked that huge fucker...
the spit was running down my chin....
my ass was so fucking hungry for his dick...

he took ready aim for my ass and started reaming me with his huge fat uncut dick...
my ass was hurtin like fuck...
so i hopped off his dick and lunged for the poppers on the floor...

after a few whiffs he took my ass for a good ride...
thank fucking god he bred me in less than 10 mins...
that dick almost ripped me apart...
but he was pretty gentle yet rough at the same time...
holy fuck...
when he told me he was gonna breed my ass...
i felt that fucking dick stiffen another two inches...
and i could feel every fucking blast of hot jizz hit my guts when he thrust in and out...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !!!

that was one Hot fucking fuck !

the next day when i woke up...
the goo was running outta my hole...
fuckin delish...
woof !

thanks G...

oh, and i almost forgot...

mr.3

school teacher...
piggish ?
bred my ass...
he has my underwear...
will he call to return it ?

hmmmmmmm....

notice i really dont reveal very much...
im always elusive...
fuck...

if u told someone everything about yourself at once...
then you'd have nothing left to talk about later...

either that and smoke a joint...
and u cant fucking shut up !!
haha

but i tend to reveal very few intimate details on the blogs pot...
especially if its someone i really like...
or a friend...
cause seriously G...

Big Brothah is fuckin watchin...

i had no fucking clue Google created an email or an account on YouTube for me without even asking or knowing about it.

so apparently i have two BonedNstoned emails now....

Bonednstoned@hotmai.com

as well as...

Bonednstoned@gmail.com

like what the fuck G ?!

now i gotta check 2 fucking mailboxes...
fuck that shit...

but then apperently i looked up on youtube...
and i have my own channel..

I have my own fucking channel ? huh...
just a couple fav music vids i bookmarked...

ok... what the fuck...
ill go with the flow...


http://www.youtube.com/user/bonednstoned


enjoy some of the tunes i like to listen too when i chill ...
so cum n visit...
smoke a spliff with me...
fuck, cum bump n grind to the tunes G...

cum over and mabey ill fuck my load into u next time G...

just take a sniff of the floor...
thats right dog...

thats its G...
tonite's ur turn...

Blogs Pot
out...




oh..
and i forgot...
yo G !!

you've got bareback mail...

oink oink

You've got mail...

'


Helloooooo....

yo dude...

fuck...

did u get the msg ?

what msg?

fuck me...

no like fuck me...

im really bad, i know...
im really very bad at returning msgs....

send me a txt or gimme a call...
there's a good chance ill get back to u in a week...

but an email...
fuck that shit...

i refuse to check my regular email or work mail on weekends or statutory holiday...
and the sex mailbox...
that gets checked very randomly...

and the BonedNstoned account...
well...
ever yet more random...

so i apologize...
but make no promises to improve...

i digress...
this blog is so low priority on my personal agenda right now...

as much as a love to blog and post...

enough is enough...

no more porn...
im done with it...

dont worry..
im not going away...

im just done with posting porn...
i started off as a piggy bareback blogger...
flying high on weed...

and thats what im gonna get back to...

so enjoy the last...
im just emptying the hole stash ive got left...
i dont know if it still works or not...
and please dont send me messages asking me how to download the fucking porn...

just use your dick and double click...

peace out

BonedNstoned


























































and to all my dedicated piggy readers
i dedicate this song to u...




and...
as for u Consuela..

You've got bareback mail.

lol

oink oink :)

Reduce...Reuse... n Recycle...

Oink Oink...

Who's There ?

Oink Oink...

I said who's there ??

Oink Oink !!

What the fuck... Who the fuck is this ??

Woof woof...

Woof woof ?

woof woof...

Woof woof who ?

Woof woof U

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Yes and hello...
We're back..

u know...
We...

me and me...
We...

get it ?

im sure some of u do it...
i catch some of my friends at it all the time...

"We went to this thrifty sale the other day"
Who's We ?
"did i say We"
Yes... U said We...your Highness...

lol

so one of my ALL Time Favorite shows is back on the Boob tube...
any of u so privledged with access to HBO would surely know that the all time most fucked up and best show this year is back on the air....

and that would be none other than...

US of Tara




oh yes...

i luv it...

and you have to admit...

dont we all have various types of personalities within us ?

different faces for different people ?

different moods on different days ?

u know what im talking about...

and its really freaky shit when u cum to think of it...

because we all are similar to Tara in a way...

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ok...
i got distracted...

my little ruskie twink just left with my load up his ass...
after a few hard vodka's and a couple hours fucking everywhere i caught him in the tub...
he was crouching down and was just about to fart out my load...

"What do u think you're doing" ?

oh, u know...

"U should keep all that cum up ur ass"

so i just hoped in the tub and fingered his cummy hole...
he starts moaning...
im getting hard again...

so i cumfucked his sloppy used hole for a bit...
but he had to run off... so no 2nd load for the twink...

Why do bottoms do that ??
Seriously !

They're begging for your load deep up their ass...
and then they go fart it out...

jeez dude...
thats just wasteful...

Reduce,,,
Reuse...
Recycle...



Reduce the leakage...
Reuse the cum...
And recycle...

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The weather here in Toronto has been fucking phenomenal lately...
so u can only imagine...
everyone is horny as fuck and banging away like no tomorrow...

i always get these invites to fuck parties at the baths n shit...
and like seriously...

its spring...
its 25 fucking degrees celcius outside...
the sun is shining...

fuck the baths man...
if i get horny, why would i cruise inside a dark dungeon...
or deal with the online bullshit...

when all u gotta do is hop on the bike and head out...

these guys lurking in the bush are horny as fuck...
as soon as i hit a the trails, the men start buzzing around me like bees...

like the other day...
i was out biking, and i literally ran into another biker on a waterfront trail...

he sorta smashed up against this tree...
and im like "dude! Shit! U ok ??"

and next thing u know...
he's down on his knees sucking my dick...

fuck...
then a crowd emerges out of thin air and is watching the show...
they start to wag their dicks in this guy's face...
me and buddy basically pull up our shorts and bike off down the way...

he was this really cute short little latino in a lycra bike outfit...
and his ass was bulging outta his bike shorts...
i found a clearing in the bush...threw down the bikes and shed our clothes...

i had to royally take a piss... so i pulled out my dick and let my stream go...
and then my bike buddy bent over and started lapping it up in mid-air... cleaning off my dick when i was done...
well...
that basically told me everything i needed to know...
i had a sleazy pig on my hands...

i spit on my hand & lubed up his hole...
and slid my piss n spit covered dick up his ass...

oh fuck...
his ass was fucking awesome...
warm, silky n tight...

he was moaning n milking my fat dick for all it was worth...
and it only took my a few minutes to blow my wad up his ass...

he was jerking off his little latino dick furiously...
so i kept on fucking him and luvin that feeling of my goo sloshing around in his ass....

once he shot his load all over the ground, i just kept my shaft up his ass, pluggin all that cum up his ass while we made out....
he carefully pulls my dick out... and not a single drop cums out...
he spins around & cleans my wet balls n shaft with his tongue...

fucking ace...
nuthin beats an appreciative little slut like gettin the cum and ass sucked off ur dick after a hot fuck...

we get our gear back on and walk out together...
then he turns around... hops on his bike seat... and i can totally see my goo made a spot on his black bike shorts...

"Gonna ride home with my load up ur ass huh?"

"U fucking bet" he replies back...

Fuck...
thats hot...

Reduce...
Reuse...
n
Recycle...








i felt like posting some hot amateur shit this time around...
if any of u pigs or fellow bloggers have some hot fucking X-tube vids u wanna share...
just send me a link to ur vid or profile...

i luv hot amatuer porn...
its raw... unedited... and real...
ill feature the best ones next time i post...

peace out

BonedNstoned

Cumsloppy Sunday

its been nuthin but fuckin around here all weekend...

basically the walls are paper thin around here...
so i can hear the roomate fuck...
then the neighbour fucks all night long...

Moaning.... Groaning... Sighing... Yelling...
Banging... Creaking....

The place has been rocking like a Chilean fault line...

Matters dont help when u add me to the mix...

thursday nite im banging away at a buddy...
slapping each other around...and moaning up a storm...
eventualy blasting a huge 3 day load up his ass...
although i dont think i left much of it up there...
most of it ended up getting eaten and shared between us afterwards...

and then friday...
i decided i wanted dick...
so after taking an afternoon preparing...
i invite this guy over with a beer can fat dick...
and he ended up breeding my hole with 2 gooey loads of seed....
i was moaning and groaning in total fucking lust as his hard fat dick rammed and sloshed all that seed in my ass for 2 hours...
i was a hot fucking mess afterwards...





i dont get fucked all that often anymore...
so u can imagine...
i was spent as all fuck...
and my hole was burning and leaking goo all nite...

fuck yeah :)

so then last nite... after running around town all day...
i ended up chilling to a J on manhunt and met this young ruskie pigboy twink...

this is how most of my conversations go online with a typical twink:

Twink: Hey, nice dick ! u looking ?

Me: Thanks, nice ass. what r u into ?

Twink: Sucking, rimming, fucking. u ?

Me: cool. Im vers & open minded. U like to play bare ?

Twink: R u neg & clean ?

Me: What do u think? im clean :) You gonna take my load up your ass ?

Twink: Cool

LOL

R these kids serious !!
none of them give a fuck these days...

U basically spell it out for them...
and tell them their gonna take it up the ass raw...
and they're like "oh cool"

I guess my Trix R for Kids...

so i meet this cute blonde ruskie twink outside the train station...
walk him back to my place...
he looks all shy and his english is bad...
but he was a little pig online...
telling me all the piggy shit he liked to get into...

so as we settle indoors...
i light up and offer him a J..
but he saw a premium bottle of Vodka on the counter and went gaga for it...
i figure what the hell...
if he needs the vodka to unwind, let him go nuts...

i spent the next 3 hours slamming his ass in every position conceivable...
his hole was a gaping mess, and full of 3 loads of my jizz...
it was a hot mess to dig into, lemme tell ya...

i go nuts for sloppy hole...




i dunno...
all my fuckbuddies know i appreciate their asses pre-loaded and ready to go...
as my close fuckbuddies would attest they always appreciate mine ready and pre-lubed as well :)



so today...
u think this madness would stop...
the neighbour has been fucking away all fucking day...
moan moan... creak creak... groan groan...

i've got my music up and pumping...
i cant stand hearing others having sex in an apt next door...
its not like we're in the park, toilet, or bathhouse...
i hate hearing my fucking neighbours !!

this complex is almost like a fucking bawdy house between everyone...
another neighbour of mine has been fucking another neighbour that lives down the street...
and i swear, i think he gets into some kinky shit in that basement celler... i bet anyone !





and as i write this...
this very moment...
the roomate is banging away at it again...

Christ...
i can hear everything...
get it !!


"Ding"
oh there goes my phone...
one moment...

uh huh...
yes...
uh huh...

ok.. cool...
c u soon...

i got a buddy on his way over now...

fuck...
no wonder my last roomie took off...

its Cumsloppy Sunday

Scandalous...

hey guys....

i know its been awhile...
ive been getting alot of fanmail and your all just a little disappointed i don't post very often...

listen kids...
keeping up several jobs, a busy social life, combined with ongoing renovations and a piggish sexlife keeps me quite busy...

as much as id love to be at home toking all day and writing a novella...
the bacon doesnt put itself on the table as they say...

So i just had a little commentary...
a few ideas floating in me head....

that, and i got off work early, so im just Chillin it...
Capital C
Chillin out on some leaf...

And I have a little something to say about this hole Tiger Woods Sex Scandal thing....

I mean... the man's a slut...
period...

its scandalous...
all his major advertisers pulled their funding...
so now he's considered the cheating loser.... and an embarrassment to the golfing world...

like so what ??
Who fucking cares who he fucks dude !!

So in Toronto recently, we had a little sex scandal of our own...
A city councellor running in the race for the mayor's office had to drop out cause he was "outted" by txt and email messages...
Apparently he has a taste for inviting young asian chicks to his city hall office for a ride on his black leather sofa...



fuck...
i think thats hot...
who gives a fuck who he fucks...and where...
How would that affect his performance as mayor ?

I've been fucked at City hall before too..
big deal i say...
Right ?

Like Fuck...

Im a Slut...
I would consider myself just your above average manwhore...
i fuck alot... anywhere... and i haven't been too ashamed to hide it... or conceal my beliefs...

So how would that affect my current job... eh ??
The only time my dick gets me in trouble at work is when i forget to zip up my pants after i use the boys room...
yup...
everybody knows...
ive got a big dick...

Scandalous



Hot Huh...
and yeah... i saw the latex...
im not that stoned...
but i had to post a clip of these two woofy guys...



And that well... Thats a Berlin special...
I think i fisted guys every fucking day when i was in berlin...
That was a fucking blast...

Fuck...
the memories...

Scandalous

Viewer Discretion is Advised

The British ones are just as funny...

lemme give it a go...

Hello, Im Boned... and im a PC...

And Im Stoned.... and im a Mac...

Boned: Hey Stoned, Im always really boned being a PC

Stoned: Thats great Boned. I guess your just a big dick there dude

Boned: Always ready to breed anyone up the ass

Stoned: And thats why ur dick's always down at the std clinic !!

Har Har


So the moral of the story is...
Since Ive made my personal switch to a Mac...
U can never well, ever fucking look back...

Hands down...
Ass spread wide...
Im Bonednstoned...
and im a Mac

fuck...
i bet it takes all of U pc users like a hole hour to download my webpage...

Fuuuuuck....

Oh...
By the way...

This is the last of the porn...
the online availability has dried up for now...
and i really dont have the time to look for it at the fucking moment...
so its back to good ol'fashioned bloggin...
and getting back to pigtales...

but u know what...
Im very hesitant to blog about all the guys here in Toronto...
Ive cum to realize, i have a bit of a following...
and if you've ever heard of the concept of 6 Degrees of Seperation...
in which all people are interconnected thru 6 points of contact...

well lets just say... Im 2 Degrees away from Lady Gaga...
I know like 5 people that know her personally !!
Fuuuck...

news in Toronto travels quickly...
so I'll have to write about past travels...
those tricks wont be as easy to track me down...
not that i have anything bad to say...
i dont blog about most of my fucks...
the bad hook ups i would never mention...
i like to keep the blog upbeat...
why would i blog about limp dick... tweaked out twinks... and lame ass fucks ?

id much rather be blogging about cumslick dick, wet sticky hole and sloppy pig sex...
and there is an abundace of cumslick dick, sticky hole and sloppy pigsex to put to paper...

Im BonedNstoned

Viewer Discretion is Advised....











and the best for last...
a Full feature TIM vid...
ive posted bits of pieces of this stuff b4...
but here it is...
unedited...
uninhibited...
uncut...
and full of sloppy hole...



Oh...And P.S....
those of you who've been trying to post hundreds of Viagara and Cialis ads on here, can suck my dick...
I screen every comment before it goes public...
And for those of u asking me to post a link to your own sites or blogs....
well... i only approve piggy content...
blogs full of pictures dont fit my niche...
to see my latest Approve list, click on the Link to my Profile on the left of ur screens....
right above the twirly wirly planet...

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A link to my email is there too....
get in touch...
just leave a message....
after the tone...



*Hey**They just deleted the best vids *** Fuckers *****
****Njoy the Remix ******

And Happy Sluts Day*****
Feb 14th ********
Be a Slut***
just like me =)

p
BnS

Shits n Giggles....

Happy New Year bleeps....


was Santi good to u...
how many loads did he drop down ur chute...
...tis the season to give n receive"...

like fuck bitches....

i made me some new resolutions this year...

I will strive to be Half the bitch I am...

and double my intake of dairy...

ive been hitting the fucking gym almost everyday in the last month....
and one thing ive taken note of is almost every buffed up muscle stud is chugging back a litre of milk n juice an hour...

milk does a body good...
fuck...

milk does a body good...




and juice dripping off ur chin aint that bad either....



ok...
so welcum to my new column...

the 420 moment...
----------------

Every fucking radio show and magazine has a 420 column or editorial lately....
and like hello...
my blog is a fucking 420 moment....
the hole fucking thing....
i dont need me no fucking 420 thought of the day....

but if i was to have one...
id like to mention how chill n cool the Toronto Police have becum....

yeah... its New Years' Eve...
me n friends r standing at the end of a dead end street with Mojito's in our hands....
overlooking the Toronto Harbour....
blunt lit between my lips...
puffin away...

and bright headlights coming towards us....
so this car pulls a "Uee", and we all realize its the fucking Concha...
Mios Dios el Presidente....

despite the fact, drinking open alcohol in a public space is prohibited here...
and i had a big fat fucking spliff in my mouth....
and the dealer was standing beside us with a couple ounces of tree....
like holy fuckin shit...
i think we all nearly shit our pants...

but i gotta give the cops credit...
they just waved and drove off....
like Fuuuuuuuuuck dude !!

Thanks Chief !!

Toronto aint such a bad place after all...
and thats when i realized...
i doubt ill be living here for much longer....

time has cum folks....
im wrappin things up here....
could take me a couple months...
or even the hole fucking year....

but one thing i know...
i wont be ringing in the following new year here....
and the best thing about it...
i have no fucking clue where ill be...
but warmer climates for sures...

im even surprised im still bloggin...

i really had no intention of doing this for much longer...

most of the original piggy bloggers that inspired me to start writing online have since left and dissappeared into cyberland....
there are alot of new piggy blogs and a younger generation of slutty twats out there with some interesting & creative shit online...

but i gotta say...
i do think my little home here is sorta unique...
u know...

no one has better piggier porn than me...
im sorry...
im the shit...

and my site is more sensory...
when ur stoned dude...
its all about accentuating ur senses...
sound...smell...taste... visual sight and touch....


i figure if ur gonna do something and wanna be good at it...
u might as well have some fun n laughs along the ride...

so light up another one dude, and get busy...

we're all just here for some Shits n Giggles...




take it deep...
peace out

Dick the Halls....

"Silent Night"...

"Homo Night"....

"all is Stoned"....

"all is Bright"....

"round... yon virgin"...
"master & slave"....
"Holy is thy seed"....
"deep up ur ass"...

"Sleep in Heavenly Pee eeeeee" !!
...."sleeeeep in heavenly peeeeeee"...




"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the 1st day of Christmas....
my Master sent to me....

A big fucking bowl of weed....





On the 12th day of Christmas, my Master sent to me....




12 leather daddies...
11 cummy condoms...




10 pigs PnP'ing...
9 stoners dancing...







8 jocks a milking...

7 queens a quacking...

6 sluts a sexin...

Fiiiiive, Big Cock Riiiiiiiings !!







Four rubber slaves...

Three Frenchmen...

Two horny buds...

and a big fucking bowl of weeeed !!





Dude...
thats alot of weed....
and alot of fucking used condoms...

Fucking A !!


i love twisting the carols....
thats what i always used to do as a child in school singing along and cutting coloured pieces of construction paper making Christmas cards to take home and stick on the fridge...

So my place is still a construction zone...and im hosting a party soon.... so i got my inspiration the other day when i read an article about this guy buying a house recently, and his real-estate agent gift wrapped it for him. Like the hole fucking house !! Wrapped up in gold and silver paper and wrapped in big long red ribbon bow....

So i thought, why clean up all the dust and paint stains....
got a hole or stain u want to hide...

just cover it all with wrapping paper.

thats right...
i just finished wrapping up half the place in wrapping paper....
appliances, tables tops and walls...
and it looks really fucking trippy dude...

weird thing is...
ive noticed weird stains all over the walls i know i never made....
and its sorta grossing me out...
i mean...
i can be a pretty sloppy pig at times...
but weird stains reflecting off the paint in the roomies bedroom does ick me out...

i need me a houseboy....
someone to do all the chores, cook and launder...
run errands...
and put out some ass...
yeah, thats right...

i'll keep u posted :)

Dick the Halls




peace to all Pigs...
Merry Fuckin Festivus