High N Dry

Did you really think i was gonna leave you guys High N Dry !!!

REAllly ???
im not a bitch like that

i want you guys High N Wet !!
get those dicks out and lets get wet together :)

here we go...



luv watching that cum get fingered around Christian's ass... sometimes u gotta let an old fugglie fuck you, just to get a load... LOL !!!

and next...

Brad's Dick is fucking Ace... Fucking Grade A Beef !!
id fucking bend over and let him rip my ass apart anyday :)



and who doesnt luv a hot skinhead raw fuk vid :)



if u havent shot a load already...this one might do the trick :p



ahhh....that was good... ok
i gotta finish my laundry and pack
off to partay in the sun....

later bitches :)
luv
pigboy
xo

Biiitch...Sun...and Culo !!

Check out this guy's blog... its fucking hot !!
and check out his links to his own fuk vids !!

http://cumchronicals.blogspot.com

like wow... this guy is sluttier than me... he's a pig!
and i like the way he writes... its so vulgar!

Ok... OK...back to me now !!
this blog is about me!!

can anyone tell im a Capricorn :)
Full of ourselves and egotistical as fuck....
its a lot to deal with....

Leo's have to deal with their vainess and jealousy issues

...and Scorpios... oh fuck... Scorpios !!
their passionate insanity...
i was raised by Scorpios...fuck i know !!

So... i just need to vent right now
my stress levels R thru the roof !!

the ex-bro is fucking stalking me....
harrasing me.... so i had to get the pigs involved...
and when i mean the pigs... i mean the REAL pigs....
the fuzz... the Royal Porkies... thats the RCMP :))

their dealing with it now :)

...and im off soon... Got me 2 weeks off... and im headed to the Beach...
but where im going the Spics say Beach like "Biiitch"....
that and my Scorpio buddy cumming along with me is a Biitch and a fucking Half !!

ill be sunnin and surfin
kayaking and working my abs and legs in the ocean waves !!
Oh fuck i cant wait !!!

and then flirtin, drinking and dancing with some hot hot culo...
fucking, filling and seeding some culo in a back alley...
breeding him on a beach chair....
bathroom stall banging !!!

fuck... i luv mexico :))
i almost booked Ft.Lauderdale/Miami...
i was ready to drive down and hit up some of the pigs in Baltimore, Atlanta, pittsburg and whatever decent playpit i found along the way... but alas !!! Twas not meant to be... God wants me to fuck some mexican culo... not some glazed South Beach, tweaked out, blond bitch bottom boys !! Granted, everytime im in mexico... i always end up fucking canadians and a euroslut piece of trash :p
LOL

I wunder if ill bump into the same little Spics i bred last year :)
u gotta luv short little muscular guys...they're so hot to bend over and fuck.... Spics know how to use their Culo
at least most of the slutty spics here in Toronto do :)

So i go for some Biiitch, Sun... and Culo :))
see ya in 2 weeks...
no computer.... no cellphone... well actually, my MP3 is my phone, so i will have it. i might txt back home a bit, but thats about as technological as im getting... no camera (cause i dont want my SLR stolen), im just going me... some speedos.... some shorts... some Tee's, a bottle of poppers, some toiletries and my hard horny dick... I travel light :) And we're flying the national airline again... God Help me, i cant deal with their bitchy airport staff.... The flight crew is usually fine... i dont think they're gonna charge me $5 for a fucking glass of Orange Juice like the other fucking cheap ass charter airlines that fly us down to our sunny Caribbean destinations in their version of Aluminum Tin Boxes with wings, uphoulstered in the gaudiest, smelliest fucking fabric that makes the cabin stink like the old musky damp cellar in my basement.... i hate planes like that, ick :) ...that and the flight attendants that work on Air Transat or Skyservice here, are also called Air Trannies or Transluts and SkySluts respectably :))
guys that work for WestJet are just plain ol freaks... trust me...ive dated alot of airline guys over the years...
air canada guys r the by far the most diverse bunch... some freaks... some nice ones... some sluts... some r sick... some r pigs too.... what the fuck is up with me and fucking Flight attendents !!! ive had some of the best sex ever with them... Their fucking sluts... they know what they like... they luv dick.... they luv their ass... but they r soooo sooo unreliable as anything... fucked up schedules..... they got it worse than me... but if i had that job, id have boyfriends in every city :))
oh yeah... especially the Euro cities... Id be piggin it up big time !!
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I just got back from the hottest date !!
....speaking of Flight Attendats :)

...it was so romantic...it was so hot... he was so cute... and the sex was pretty good considering i was sober... but there was no fucking involved... but lemme tell u... the bedsheets were torn off and tangled up...and we both ended up with a few bruises each by the end of the night... Fuck !!! That was one awesome fucking workout !! Im actually gonna go make me a chocolate Protein Shake !! YeeHaw !!
lol
and im now re-baked and wired as all fuck at 4:30 in the morning... i need to start some laundry...
cmon focus Pigboy.. Focus !!

Biiitch....Sun.... and Culo is cummin ur way soon....
Get that laundry done b4 u plan to pack... the weekend is gonna be intense !!

(fuck...i hate laundry/work days... i much prefer laundry/day off/and fuck days !! )

now... back to your regular programming...

Now !!... i had all these hot nasty vids to share... but they dont fucking work... so sorry... i found an awesome song to fuck to !!
Haha !!!




My Humps !!! My Humps... Ma lovely lady lumps !!! You gottta be stoned to watch this video dude and get it :))




My looooooove......my loooooooove......u looooooveeeee........my laaaady luuuuuuumps !!!!
my huuuuuump....my huuuuuumps....they got uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!

Myyyyyyyy Huuuuuuuuuuump..........Myyyyyyyy Huuuuuuuumps...................My Luuuuuvely Laaaaaaaady Luuuuuumps !!

LoL
see ya in 2 weeks :))

I can see you thru the window !!!

fuck... I should have chosen a career in sports medicine... now i know my true calling :))

and i luv this vid...its old brad maguire...and its fucking hot...
mabey i should open a used sports store :)



...and just to add... "Im staring at you right now as we speak"... I can see you

See im stoned as fuck here sitting in my kitchen... and i can see all of you outside.... yeah... i can see you... sitting in the car with your buddies... watching me drink a beer... watching me eat some homemade pizza i made in my toaster oven, dripping oil all over my chin...mmmm fuck, i want another slice !!
Yeah , i can see you... im rubbing my crotch... R u ??

fuck 2 of these guys r hot...but the driver looks fugly...who the fuck r u dudes? this looked like a drug deal going on outside the door... holy fuck... i dont live in a rough hood... im in a very hippie, earthy, upper working middle class type of neighbourhood... we got a good mix of dogs, trannies and grannies too :) Toronto is a very progressive city... its one of the only reasons that ever keeps me here in town... its a very non-prejudicial, anti-judgemental, multi-ethnic, universal healthcare type of society... LOL... i just watched a Mini crash its back bumper onto a planter !! HAHAHA... i luv watching fender benders... does that make me bad... i dont like seeing people get hurt...but whats a little dent in steele gonna hurt... i especially luv watching ppl trip in front of my place... cause i can laugh my head off... and they can hear me laugh...but they cant really see me very well... and their just shocked i would be laughing at them trip... so yeah... that why i luv Toronto... It tolerates fucked up ppl like me and many others :))
LOL

ahhhhh... im rambling... fuck.. so many sex stories to tell... so much ass... so many loads given... where do i start... hmm... well, i think im gonna go have another slice of homemade oil n cheese dripping pizza and drown another beer while i stroke my cock, and ill be back :))

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ok...lets fast forward 2 days here.... i went and got me a piece of ass a buddy of mine porked the other nite together...

and now... im hungover as fuck.... stoned as fuck... and horny as fuck...
sunday morning... was out partyin, drinking and dancing all nite yesterday... and im fucking bushed...

think im gonna go cruise the park for some sex today... its sunny and warm :))

here's another vid i found online i liked and stirred my dick....



and this next one... Woof !! Id seed Christian anytime... and lick his sloppy cumhole :))



ok... i cant wait any longer... i need to fuck some ass in the bush now !!
BYE !!!

The Ikea Years...

I luv hot amateur fuck vids...
and i luv watching this french slut film all his tricks !!

and this next one... reminds me of my Ikea Years... u know, those care free, shop till u drop years at Ikea, were u have lots of carefree sex, holding onto dear life on an ikea table, or bookcase and hope to god it doesnt collapse on you... LOL !! ...and those guys that still hold onto the "Ikea Years" past the age of 30, r losers :)





fuck... anyone into felching cum from a hot ass will luv this one :))

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Sports Gear....
drool...


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Umm... too hot for words, Yes :)



and this twinky reminds me of good ol times... i luv fucking a slutty twink hole and creamin it good :)

...and here's another hot bareback cum felching vid i posted awhile back... its worth waiting to see the ending :))



im off to Ikea :)

Tuggin on My Pug !!!

this is one of the hottest new porn flicks that came out recently...
if u cant see it....ur shit outta luck...
if u can....have fun stroking up that dick dude :))

its over an hour long...fyi



and this one is HOT HOT HOT !!

i should know...Ive fucked this cumhole slut a couple times :p
(for real :))





and this next one is all about a slut ive met b4...
never fucked him... times were busy, but might seed him sometime, who knows :)
he's one fucking slut of sluts and i luv it !!




If u guys cant see these vids...FUUUUck !!!

go join Ruffkin

http://ruffkin8.socialgo.com

I also got some new profiles on the Grou.ps sites... its the new Ning... and I think Social go is about to go down next...
click on the links on the side... ---------->>>
lots of hot hot porn...
and there's alot of shit i cant post, cause i cant cut, paste n embed the code...
so join and watch it whenever u want... why wait for me to post my favorite stuff when i get around to it... stroke ur dick whenever u need to :)

....but i luv all the hot guys on Dlist... cum find me there... click the link on the side

i could blog about the 4 latests pieces of ass ive bred this week...
but i think might pass on that... not because it wasnt good...
i just dont feel like blogging about it... and they were hot... i plugged every hole long n hard... ok well, im lying there... one of them got my load in less than a minute... another took over 2 hours... dontcha hate that about ur dick sometimes ??

when i watch vids online, i could spew my load in 10 minutes... or take 5 hours... fuck... i luv jerking off... not often... but when i do... its "Me Time".... light a J.. play some tunes... sometimes ill play dressup.... and it can get really messy n sweaty... yeah, i LUV Tuggin on my Pug :p

HAHAHA

Mr. Woofy...

... so where did i leave off last time... I was planning on posting a bunch of hot vids... but i got sidetracked... by Mr. Woofy...

lol

Well, mr. woof doesnt really look woofy... im probably the more "Woofier" looking, but he's hot.... very hot...
he's shorter than me... which to some guys is really short.. cause im only 5 ft 8"... but i luv shorter guys...they r so hot n cute some of them... u can throw them around... and this guy is strong... he can throw me around the bedroom as easily as i do him... i luv a guy who can meet n match my aggressive behaviour :)

but 1st.. a commercial break from our sponsor...



...i dont condem or encourage the use of condoms... thats ur decision... but hey i dont choose the commercials... im just paid to put them on...

LOL

Durex would have to pay me big muther fuckin bucks to advertise and get my mug shot on their ads... Nooo way fucking Jose !! I think id rather advertise some leather... or a Puma sneaker... or mabey some Addidas soccer shorts... yeah... or Gatorade...

the ad goes like this...

"After a hard day of cruising for Dick in the bushes...
... all you need to quench your thirst...
is a nice sweet load of Gatorade...
available in 5 new flavours...

Quench Your Thirst !!
Wash Down that Aftertaste...
Gatorade !! "

i shoulda gone into marketing.. but fuck... all i can think of is dirty shit...

so anyways... i need to toke again... brb

i just needed a top-up... a refill you can say...

its sooo nice n sunny outside today...its also muther fucking minus -20 degrees Celcius today !!! For you dear american pigs... thats minus in your fucking Feringheit scale, so its muther fucking COLD !!! .... its my 1st day off in a week... and ive been a bit busy getting as much ass as i can when i had a free nite....

So lets get some shit outta the way 1st b4 i recant the last piggy week...

I bet you can tell the Blog has a new feel n look... yes boys thats right.. im just updating some minor little changes that ive been meaning to make awhile...



and you see those little flashy boxes on the side here ----------->
the ones that say VOTE ...

FUCKING CLICK ON IT... and FUCKING VOTE PIGS !!!!

NOW !!!!




so anyways...
last weekend, i went out dancing with a buddy of mine... we hang out at his swanky new loft....

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(sorry sorry... i just got sidetracked again here... this hot little british slut boy came over and i bred his cummy hole twice and just got him out the door :p)

ok... so i went out dancing with a buddy of mine... and this leather/fetish party is happening at one of these old event concert theatres we got around town... nice old hole in the wall theatre that makes a perfect venue for a pig dance.....

so we had smoked a J earlier together... and we both took tabs of E on the way there... and its been awhile since ive done an E... Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezz :))

so once we get in and check our coats n shit... we walk around and get a feel for this place... Guys are dressed in all sorts of gear... leather chaps, some rubber, jocks, boots, leather harnesses n such... the crowd was a good mix too... old , younger...twinky... skinny, fat, fugglie.. muscley... slutty... beefy, woofy... and all the like...

I got some gear to wear... but considering local weather conditions, and the fact that i didnt feel like i wanted to be a show-off.. i just wore some paint speckled tight jeans... a pair of leather suspenders... and wore a tight polo T with my big black steeltoe boots... that and my shaved head, i looked like a woofy skinhead...

so as me n buddy r cruisin, grabbin a drink and checking out the dancefloor... within 10 minutes i see this cute guy standing back up near the bar... like 50 metres from where i was dancing... we start staring at each other while im dancing... i look away quickly, dont wanna stare at some guy too long u know !!

so when i turn around, he's getting a drink at the bar nearby and he cums and stands by these stairs right beside us... well... that spells effort, and we couldnt get our eyes off eachother... he's dark skinned, smoother than me, but a bit hairy... sweet smile... nice toned body... not six pack, but not flabby either... so i go up and start chatting with him... i cant recall what the fuck we talked about... i can be a charmer when i wanna be and a bitch as well... i dunno, but my charming side came out... we were grooving to the beat, rubbing crotches and pinching his nipples in 4 minutes flat... he was shirtless and sporting this small leather harness that just loops under the armpits and shoulders and connects in the upper back... its a clean look... so i ripped off my shirt too... slung it in my pants... unbuttoned the jeans a bit and the top part of my smelly black jock was visible... and then... fuck... it was wild guys...

We fuckin danced.... and danced... and fucking danced for hours... we were all over each other on the floor... it was kind of embarrassing in part... and i loved the exhibitionistic part of it too... cause i dont usually get lovey dovey with just any guy in public with others around... a back alley is different... but i club full of pigs... its a 1st if i recall back... LOL

We'd take breaks... chit chat with various other guys and friends... hit the bathrooms for a piss and make out down there in the open by the urinals while i pinned him against the tiled wall... dance n dance some more... until we noticed the crowd was thinning out and we figured it was time to hit the road... only the desperate once stick around to the very end... that and i didnt want anyone else to join in... i wanted this guy all to myself all night...

so out we go... not hand n hand... but ran over to my car... hopped in... and drove up to my place.. pop in the door... and we were all over eachother... we stumbled down the hall necking, pinching nipples and grabbing crotches... clothes at random getting ripped off one by one and getting thrown on the floor... i was fucking exhausted like all hell from dancing so many hours... and i bet he was too, but this guy just made me sooo horny i stayed rock hard most of the night dancing n grinding to the beats...

so we fooled around in bed for ever... we sucked eachothers dicks... i skull fucked him... ate out his hole... then he tried to fuck my ass raw... i was wincing in pain... so i just let the head of his dick in... i think we both came by shooting in each others mouths... and we spooned and fell asleep as the sun started rising in the morning...

... fast forward a bit and i wake him up and start cuddling him and rubbing his ass and dick... fuck i knew it was the E and i wondered if he had taken anything too... u never know... i had left the techno beats playing all night on the speakers... so we start making out and gettin hot n heavy again for round 2... but we were soo exhausted we couldnt cum... we just cuddled, talked n chit chatted in bed all morning... and i really got to know him a bit... and i really liked what i was seeing... he's cute as a button... has a good job... he's enthusiastic... not a lazy pnp village queen, although he lives in the thick of the scene downtown which aint my thing.... and i dont really know how piggy he is or can get... so i look forward to meeting him again and having more fun finding out... I think im in "luv"... not love... fuck i didnt say that unmentionable word... i said Luv... i Luv alot of things... but i dont Love alot of ppl or things.... love is a serious word and i dont use it lightly... just like the word hate... i dont like a lot of shit... i cant stand it... but hating someone or thing is a big deal for me... if i hate u.. wow.. ur on my wrong side bitch !!

lol... so this guy.. mr. woofs... he travels alot on business... so he tells me he's gonna be away for a week.. and im thinking damn !! I gotta wait a week to see this guy again... and ive thought about him every day since... Ive also fucked 4 more asses as well in the last week... i can leave those for another post... so its not like im in luv luv... and i called him mid week just to see if he would pick up the phone and wanna chat... but last thing i wanna do is appear desperate...

so he called me last nite... we chatted an hour... but he tells me he's off and flying outta town for another week on vacation... and im like FUUUCK !!! how do u get to know someone who's constantly out of town... its hard enuf trying to get to know a guy who lives around the block from you, let alone...

Jeez... so yeah, ive fucked quite a bit of hole lately... and my dick is slimey now... i just bred this slut with 2 loads... he had 3 loads up his ass from another buddy of mine... so i told him to cum over.... how can i refuse a hungry wet, dripping hole... im such a sucker for wet cummy sluthole...

ok fuckers.. im off.. i gotta hit the weights... or do some laundry... or something... mabey ill bake some cookies.... whats does Pigboy wanna do after dumping all those loads...

updating the blog and catching up on other piggy blogs is like a full time job... so im making a decision here.. because of hard economic times... Boned N Stoned Incorporated is scalling back its operations... im deleting my Facebook profile... i cant keep up with it... i can barely keep up with my regular facebook... let alone my alter personality... LOL... and speaking of that... i think a new episode of US of Tara is on tonight !! WooHoo !!

more changes cummin soon...
on Season 2
with or without Mr. Woofy
mabey ill seed ur ass too :)