Road trip...

Ok pigs... enjoy the vids... I gotta run... gotta hit the road...
Gotta pack up my shit... pack up my rolling papers n pipes... take some poppers n lube... and hit the road...

The bf shot a nice big fucking load all over my face and in my mouth... it tasted a bit bitter, but had a minty aftertaste... i kept lapping up every drop of goo that leaked outta his dick... he has a super sensitive head... fuck... i so prefer uncut guys like me!! ... so he bends down and starts making out with me... and my face is covered in cum... a 1st for him... i get him piggier by the week... ive alredy got him into pits...feet... and i planted the piss seed... oh yeah... he can piss with a hard on... and we all know what that means :))

Fuck... i dunno if i ever told you how much i luv piss...
i dont get to indulge in it as much as id like... but when i do... i go fucking nuts...

ok...
fuck...
im stoned...
and i gotta go !!

mabey i can get another load or two in the face at a truckstop !!

bye
Oinks!

Pre-dinner mint...

All the boys know what a pre-dinner mint is no ?

u could chew on some gum or a piece of mint if u like to freshen up your palate...

but i prefer a joint...

see...if it wasnt for pot...
id probably never eat...

and i try to eat healthy junk...
tonight im making something really ethno...
lets just say it involves alot of spinich...and alot of ricotta... yes... very ethno....

but i just discovered this new little mint...

i quit smoking a few months back... but ive been cheating lately... yes...
i can admit it... ive been cheating... im more ways than one :))

bf is back outta town.. fuck... trust me... it certainly doesnt help with my lack of fidelity :)

so i've been bumming off the odd menthol from a friend of two here n there...

which lead me to buying my own pack.... so i ground up some fresh weed... unrolled a menthol... mixed the two together and rerolled it with the filter... and preto... i discovered a new dinner mint... a little app... the ingredients were infront of me all along... but it was a stroke of genius that cums to all great chefs....

nuthing beats a post dinner jerk off... lets see what sorts of nasty porn i can find for you tonight....

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Hey... ive been starting to download some porn again... so if anyone knows how i can convert it from an .avi file to something i can post online... lemme tell ya... I've got some primo shit... email me with the details... Our viewers will all thank you :)



I got this latest little snippet from a fellow pig blogger... BarebackCameraman

http://barebackcameraman.blogspot.com/

check him out....
i havent added his blog to the link on the side yet... and there are a lot more fellow piggy bloggers i need to add...and some of u... alas... will be deleted... sniffle...

i luv the music playing in the background of this little flick...



and who is that white top ??!! i like his style....
reminds me of me fucking :)
he's in alot of machofucker porn...

i wonder if they're based outta the neatherlands or spain... i should get in touch with them :)

here's some dessert..

its a re-post of a hot amateur french slut getting bred



enjoy the after dinner mint :)

wontcha....

According to recent polls conducted on you... my fellow pig readers....

You want the blog to gear more towards porn... u want more sleaze... and a few of you want some more writing...

..but u also wanted less multimedia...
well u picky picky piggies...

u cant have alot of porn and not have multimedia... its a catch 22...
so deal with it...
and buy a fucking Mac already wontcha....

i know, everything else fucking freezes up... but i can run 2 porns, i-tunes, and facebook chat simultaneously without a skip in the beat... as much as i have no fucking clue how to use this fucking MacBook... its never frozen for a minute in its life !!

so...

i was saying...
Survey says most of you pigs either log on from the US, Brasil, Austria, and the Neatherlands.
im just shocked....

i know alot of u americans south of the border really dig the blog...and quite of u fellow canucks do too....
but the austrians and the dutch ?? they outnumber the brits, the french and the chinese combined !!

ever google yourself ??
well i can always google my real name, and i get this obscure link to something i was involved in 5 years ago, and its 20th on the list.... there are alot of history professors and doctors that share my name... its weird lemme tell ya, cause i got a weird fucked up name... im a euro multi-ethno mutt... very few can figure me out :p
so one day i google my online blog name... you know BonedNstoned...

and oh my gosh...
oh golly gee !!

ive got guys linking me from these chinese and arabic blogs....
you can see all my statistics and see where the most readers that read you are from...
apparently im the 400,000 most popular blog on the net...

huh??
out of a ka-jillion websites... im the 400,000th most popular ??
ok
sure...

that shit dont really give me a boner...
your real live comments... suggestions... and input....
mean more to me that some fucking blog survey... or a page of web stats...

all it means, is i need to find some more Brazilian porn and kinky shit for the Dutch and the Austrians to watch...

survey says... turn it up a notch...

survey says... heat it up a bit more...

lets see what i can do :)

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oh, i almost forgot...

i didnt update u on the latest...

what do u think... i havent been having any sex the last 2 months ??
r u insane...

i dont even think i know what that means...

listen... i didnt get my own cherry popped by a fat thick raw cock until i was 17...
so i got another 17 to fuck away like nuts...

listen... u only live once...
my ass wont be as highly regarded when its 44 years old as it is now... better kept in use while its still a highly traded commodity....
traded from one hard dick to the other... one cumswapper to the next...

so it was a pretty hot day in city the other day...
the bf...
gone...
business...

im horny...
i do as i please...
the park becons...

see its hard to pick good days to pig in the bush...
we get a lot of rain...
so the trails can get quite slick n muddy...
and that aint fun...

but fuck !!
the bugs...
i got some bites the size of cherries on my bod...

see... i had my shorts down below my knees more than once...
those fuckin mosquitoes had prime ass viewing of my exposed ass n legs...
they bloodsucked my arms pretty good too...

so i popped into the local liquor store and picked up a pack of Rev... the aqua blue, motoroil tasting energy drink... fuck... it was the only thing refrigerated... that and its easily portable into my water bottle... and if anyone gets a wiff of it, i can say its diet Fresca :)

i was well toked up... but i toked up again in the bush and went a hunting... a lot of pigs had cum down... young n old... alot of hotties too... i was dressed in pair of cargo shorts, sneaks and a tight tee... cap n shades too... its all about being anon... you;re not supposed to make that much eye contact....

so i hooked up with this guy on a bike... nuthin special lookin... but he had a super fat cock... so after taking a few wet licks of his pole in the bush... i got him to sit down on this wooden bench just sitting there in the middle of a clearing... and i stride over and sit on his raw dick... i musta only went up n down 2 strokes and he was already shooting his load up my hole... his dick popped out and i put it back into my hole and i could still feel his cock pumping more cum... when i thought he was done i pull off his dick and its still shooting cum !! i lap down and feel huge globs of cum on my tongue and chin...

FUCK !! my 1st park fuck of the year... and i get a huge muther fucking cummer !!!

did he not fucking jerk off all winter ??
talk about hibernation wontcha !!

im outta hibernation...
im back n prowling the woods :)

so after playing with a few other guys and sucking some more cock... i get back to the car.. drive off home... and jump online... no decent fucks or players online... so i skip over to another nearby park with a lot of cruising... i bump into my usual fukbud as he's leaning up against a fence and smoking a menthol... i just walk up to him and stroke his dick... grab his menthol and take a puff... i quit smoking a few months back... but i luv a puff or two from a menthol when im stoned... we start attracting a crowd... so he takes me up deep into the bush into what im gonna call... Mosquito's Den... we spent 30 mins sucking dick and me bent over taking his raw dick up my ass... but with neither of us cumming... we called it quits and walked off... me n him have played so often... u know it just gets lame after doing the same anonymous fuck so many times... it just wasnt that anonymous anymore... especially after that time me and my friends got stuck in the same restaurant with him and his friends... yeah... toronto is small town compared to most... less than a million of us live in the inner city... everyone knows someone who knows you around here :)

another younger kid gave me a good peek at his hard dick from behind another bush, so i sucked him good and as i bent over and pushed his dick into my wet ass... he came instantly again and pulled out as he was cumming.. i bent over again as a good pig and swallowed every drop i could... damn... huge cummers that day !!

so as im about to wrap up my visit.. i bump into another hot built shaved head dude, dressed all preppy like and we start sucking each others dicks and he's fingeing my sloppy hole eagerly, showing an interest in fucking me raw... but just as im lubbing his dick up with lots of spit, we see the cops drive thru the park with their spotlights on and flashing... well fuck me !!

so we pigs went squeeling for the hills!!
he went running towards an exit but in the direction of the cops... i picked up and ran towards them, behind the cruiser and up a hill and down the other end of the park... yeah... thats all i fucking need... an arrest !! at least i had no fucking pot on me... its iffy here on whether a certain amount is legal.... once it was legal to carry it... then it was banned again... and now no one knows whats legal and whats not... lets just say... pot is pretty liberal in Canada... were not Amsterdam or San Fransisco either...

so after scurrying back home.. im itchy as all fuck... but i resist the urge to scratch my eyes out... hop in the shower and shower all the park piggy smells off me... the bf's comming over... i change into a pair of shorts and and wife beater... lite me up another joint... put on some music and chill on the couch... it had to be a Thursday nite... my housemate is always away on thursday nights... so its a good fuck night for me...

so the bf's at the door... we didnt waste time... we were all over each other and ripping our clothes off in 2 minutes... barely breathing and just inhaling each others scent and sweat... we both like to wrestle... so we play fight alot... its cute.. its fucking hot... and after dating for almost 4 months... sex with him never gets boring... the only thing i have to admit.. is he likes using condoms... I KNOW (shhhhhhh !!! )

u must be thinking... i must really like this guy to let him use condoms on me...
well... whatever...
if its gonna get past labour day... he's really gotta be breeding me raw by then...

so i let him poke me wrapped.... i rode him for awhile... tore off the rubber, tossed it aside... and went down slurping on his dick... id edge him close and then back off... i get on top of him and ride him really hard... his dick is rubbing up n down my crack and its poking in my ass with every other stroke... i ride him really hard and get his cock head poking with every bounce... and he starts shooting huge blasts of cum all over my hole and his cummy wet hard cock head is poking in my already well used park bred hole :))

ahhhhhh.... i luv summer.
he shoots massive loads...

ive had him shoot his loads on my spread hole all the time... and he fucking drenches my ass with a glass of cum... could u imagine how much cum that would be up my ass !! I sooo want his fucking children !!
...hey
its a good healthy relationship... and im not gonna call it quits, cause it doesnt fit my typical profile...
its work too... ive really grown in the past few years... i could even be ready to settle down.... somewhat... fuck... i dunno what i want... but the bf's gotta sleazy it up a bit with me.... or learn to loosen up a bit more... cause i might need to cut those ties otherwide....
something deep down inside tells me that it wont work out in the end... He's just not as sleazy as me... not as twisted... not as open minded... If im gonna have a partner in crime and be in a truly healthy relationship.. i've gotta be with a pig like me... dontcha think ?

but like i said... nuthing beats a nice healthy relationship... and the sex is still great... dont get me wrong.... i would never drag anything out if the sex was bad... no way... I've broken up with many dudes because of bad sex... listen, if i wanted another friend, id ask for one... but if someone wants a relationship... u better fucking rock as hard with your dick, and milk as hard with your ass as you can outside the bedroom... and this guy knows how to push my buttons :p

so pigs... thats the latest scoop...

im cummin off a high all day...
fuck... i wish i was in chicago right now... mingling with hundreds of other pigs...

so those of you reading this after u return home from all the IML piggy parties...
invite your buddy BonedNstoned next time wontcha....
ill be a good pig :)

Woof !!

ps... I'll be travelling thru Montreal a few times alone in the next few weeks...
any cute fuckers wanna swap a load or two...
poke me wontcha....

im also planning some summer travelling abroad....
the Dutch and Spanish should feel privledged im visiting again...
ill be shakin my ass in alot of pigpens this year...
cum n join in wontcha....

inside n out

Here's a cool remix to enjoy with your porn sir...
Woof Woof !!
Can i fetch you your slippers....
A light for your joint ?
A spritzer on the rocks ?

Ahh.... i just got in from work... and i wish i had a little pup here to fetch me my shit and help me wind down and chill... let daddy cum n cuddle u....and then he'll take u out for a walk in the park... introduce u to all the other pups in the neighbourhood.... play fight in the bushes... and then take pup home to snuggle n ravage in bed....






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ok... next day...

im dressed for the office.... im wearing a gym black tee and a pair of well worn black 2(x)ist briefs in flip flops.... ahhh i luv a day off work... well six actually... i booked off to go to IML... but no... alas... twas not meant to be... has nothing to do with me being in a relationship now... not at all... i can easily revert back into pig mode at the slightest impulse.... its just not financially possible... ive got alot of big and small trips planned soon and i need all the money i can pinch.... and some major changes are coming my way in the fall and winter... Real estate is gonna be occupying my time... major changes i say... major... and im gonna have to pick up the slack at work and pick up more hours.... that or find new work in other places... could involve some weird ass hours and travelling... but thats what my line of work involves....

or mabey ill say fuck it, and open up shop myself...
a studio...
an experience...
a place to party...
a pig pen...
mabey a business...

And im sitting here thinking... what the fuck am i doing... Applying all my creative energy into a blog that doesnt make me a cent of money... what was at 1st a creative little ego boosting experiment... has shown me that there is hole new world out there to market... I could so make alot of money.... the key is real estate... and most importantly...

Location Location Location !!
Id make an excellent Scout locator for a film studio... i know this city architectually inside n out...
which leads me in our local little gay film festival here in toronto...

its called Inside n Out...
nice name...
thats what i like to do when i fuck... I like to slide in hard n raw......inside n out... slosh slosh slosh....

why cant i marry business & sex together ??
eh?

I think I could do it :)
Mabey ill just open up a little art studio....
or mabey a little porn cage film studio....
cobine art, hairdressing, and a wi-fi cafe into it... and voila !!
Toking n smoking on the patio only dude !!
add a little hot top jacuzzi... and i could totally open up a fucking sex club...
that would be sooooo much fun !!

Toronto 1st Pvt Sex club !!
pvt party events
bar
sling room...
wet tub room...
i think that could be fun....

some guy that used to be a writer for the local trash mag did it ??
but its some sorta weird tranny bar in this trashy pawn shop lane ontop of a thai restaurant... oh the eccentricities of this city !!
they need to finally designate a red light district or sleazy neighbourhood for us pigs.... cause i refuse to go live in that gay village we have here... ick... im a farm house boy... a farm house in the city backing onto a ravine where all sorts of wolves prowl at night :))

there's an old jail nearby... they should so totally convert the space into lofts... add a mosquito net screen to a sliding bar door and bam !! We could use the old cells in the basement used for solitary and interogations as storage lockers... make the bathrooms look ultra luxury jail house style and decor... stainless steel kitchens...brick chimneys... large barred windows with a billiards and a gym with swinging ceiling fans... add a starbucks in the lobby and its cumpleate !!

so anyways... where does this leave me...
a penniless writer...

when i could be producing the porn myself :)
i need to establish myself locally 1st... and i gotta scout out a location... it means everything...
i luv watching that British show on HGTV
location location location !!

so while im not gonna stop writing this blog....
just cause im going thru a vanilla period doesnt mean shit....
i need to spend more time doing... and less time toking...

fuck... i gotta cut back... especially if i pick up more hours at work... but im gonna enjoy the summer 1st... fun in the sun... flexing those muscles on the beach... fucking outdoors... toking n enjoyin... im not gonna bust my balls till the fall... so until then... ill keep u informed...

i gotta run... got errands to do today... pick up some groceries like a good little house wifey... the hubby is away on business.... and there's a lovely place i can curl up with a book and a joint by the waterfront nearby... and who knows who's fucking cock is gonna swing in my face... i could totally be up for a lap dance if the right piece of ass strikes an interest... Fuck its gonna be 30 degrees here today !! Woo Hoo its summer !! get inside n out more often... its time to tag that ass and suck that dick outside dude...
thats it...
harder...
inside n out...


Pig On !!

bad boy...

u know... there's just some weeks u cant think of anything to say....
u have alot of ideas... u just cant be bothered to express them....
just sorta working and hangin out with the luver....
its fun...and its sorta boring....

all it means... is my sleazy side will just show itself back stronger n bigger than b4....
i have a feeling this is gonna be a crazy piggy piggy summer....
that and im doing my bi-annual STD check...
i gotta keep it clean for 2 weeks...
its time to clense the system...
clean out the pipes...
and detoxify :)

ready to fight the hard fights and ride the biggest cocks you can find...

so just sit back...
stroke n enjoy some vids i found....
and god bless Weed

oh yes Child... God Bless Weed...

Ha ha
maybe i should go to Confession too...
but fuck, i think I'd get kicked out and have the cops called on me...

i've been a bad boy...
yes...
a very bad boy...
and im trying to be good...
but i like being a bad boy...
getting into trouble...

yeah...everyone always tells me that i look so innocent and boy next door...
but once u get to know me.. u can tell...
im a bad boy...
everyone like the bad boy :p

Vanilla Bent...

just thought id score u some hot vanilla...
and dont forget pigs... u can pour alot of chocolate sauce on some vanilla and add some peppermint sprinkles to spice it up...

how do ya think i can handle the vanilla bf....
i introduce new techniques every week... and i just enjoy the new flavour...

tonight its HaggenDaas or Ben & Jerry's...
its warm again... and i feel like eating a tub... ill get him to lick it off my ass... u wait n see...
ive never had a guy deny licking my ass b4...
and thats the truth :p

this is vanilla with a twist...

its Vanilla Bent...





and i wonder what the fuck Jeff Palmer is upto these days ... ??
i think he's pretty vanilla...what makes him stand out is his verbal trash toilet mouth... he knows how to talk filthy :))

And the Next Lucky Winner is.... ??

Ok... U guys wanna play a contest ?

It'll be fun !!

See the counter at the bottom of the blog near the spinny Globe thingy...

if u go grab a web cam... and take a picture of yourself beside the screen when it reads 500 000...

I have to be able to see your face clearly... ill accept a fat dick shot too... with the 500 000 in the background :)

i will send u a pair of my dirty underwear and socks !!

I promise...

Piggy pinkies !!

But you have to email me it and prove it with a face and dick shot !!
Those r my conditions of contest.

All persons directly or indirected related to my blog r excluded from this contest...
except if your an old fuck who happens to be mentioned... and happen to be the 500,000th visitor, and wanna fuck again...

Even if your fugglie !!
...ill mail you my dirty underwear and socks...
fuck... i dont ever have to meet u...
but a promise is a promise...

So good luck, lucky Pig number 500,000 !!

ok.. fuck, i know there are alot of repeat visitors...some too young or too old... and some vanilla boys im sure too...and even a lesbo rubbing her beaver probably reads the blog too... but if we had a big BonedNstoned convention, Im sure there would be like 10 000 dedicated pig readers who would show !! Thats awesome !! Rock the Fuck on... Pull N Tug on those Dicks !!

Now... do i send the lucky winner a pair of day old worn undies...or do i leave em on for a week... those could get super rank :p
eeeks !!
Hmmm, i'll let the winner decide :)

you know what... ill have to definetely shoot a load or two on them too...or just use em to clean off my chest... mabey i'll swipe the bf's cumload off on them too and send u the hole package express n moist :)
oh... fuck that... im not paying for express...
ur gettin my socks stale n crusty
lucky pig

BonedNstoned out...

Fabric Protection...

ok ok...

its time to discuss a serious subject....

welcum to Boned N Stoned
the Martha Stewart post....

On this segment we'll talk about the importance of Fabric Protection...
yes girls...

we pigs know that when your dealing with mass and copious amounts of lube, spit, sweat and bodily fluids when ur piggin out..
you gotta always think about protecting your fabrics....

some of you go grab a towel and drape it across a bed or couch...
some of you just use the same dirty piggy sheets n blankets...
some of u let it drip all over the place...
and then some of you gobble it all up and squeel... Weee Weee Weee !!!
...all the way home...

Well, on this episode of Boned N Stoned...
We'll be talking about the importance of Fabric Protection...

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Just a short message here from Christine Aguillera.
...as much as i cant stand the bitch... this mix rocks who ever the fuck remixed it... it just makes u wanna dance the demons outta ur body... yeah... when i get high... i need to get me rid of those demons !!



just stare at her face half way thru the video while ur lighting up a roach and enjoy it :)

...back to Martha...
ok, so, i order me this couch for my open work/live/eat studio... from all places.... the campiest of American House N Home....
Crate N Barrel....

so yeah... these two beasty lookin guys cum outta this big ass truck and hoist up this couch wrapped up in saran wrap... it looked like a big giant condom... meanwhile i had just been jerking off when they arrived so i dove and grabbed some plaid CK jammies and grabbed a dirty shirt from the laundry basket and ran to the door with my dick poking thru the fabric, and these guys looked at me and just smiled....one was pretty hot actually, but the other one was naaaaasty...

as their leaving, i discover that the couch hasn't been sprayed with the proper Fabric protection spray Scotch-Guarding stuff the use and i payed xtra for... so i spent the hole day on the phone with all these morons to get them to cum back n spray it...

and like Fuck !! Send me someone who's hot who can spray the couch and spray my hole full of jizz...

my ass is back in production boys...
yes... im back :))

its been awhile yes...
and im taking it easy here at 1st...

so i just scored me some more good grass....
and this stuff, just makes me wanna fuck n slut...

so im using it cautiously...
but i got online the other day, and hooked up with this guy... nuthin special looking or anything... avg body...but had a nice fat dick... he was kinda awestruck with me... he was in the mood to btm more... so i fucked him for awhile, but i had showered out and was ready for any dick that night.... so i lubed n stroked up his dick... got infront of him doggie and spread my hole out for him while i mashed my face into a pillow... so he stroked up his dick and slid it in nice n slow up my asss......


ohhhh fuck yeah.... its like riding a bike...
just give it a little push at 1st.... put a little muscle in it and then sit back and enjoy the ride :))
...and make sure your gears r oiled up good :p
LOL

he wasnt that good a fuck really....
he kept on getting floppy... or held back cumming up my ass cause i could tell he was close when he pulled out and pushed back in all the time....
so id go back to fuck him...and id get into it slow and then start to build up a hard raw pounding, and all i wanted to do was blast a load up some ass and leave, he kept on pushing me off his ass cause he was getting sore... fuck.. i dont fuck THAT Hard !! I know alot of fuckers that fuck Alot More Fucking Harder.... i call them Ass Rippers... Hello ?? I should know, why do you think my ass has been in such a mess since last Fall :p

Im not an Ass Ripper...
Im just a Hole Stretcher :))

so long story short.... i just ended up shooting a load on his face, wiped up and got out the door... the cell rings and its the luver....
he's like, whats going on tonight ?
Im like, big dinner party...40 friends of mine...
he's like... Ikes... and im like yeah....i would never subject you to that...

so i head to this party... smelling like sex n weed....
drowned down a couple margarita's and finished off the night with a couple pitchers in an Irish Pub filled with university kids...

but anyhooo...

back to Fabric Protection...
then me n the luver get on the topic... we had planned a quiet movie night... so as soon as i got to his place we started to play fight and argue about while movie we were gonna go see... he wanted to see the Beyonce Obssessed movie and i was pushing for the new Xmen Wolverine movie... my argument was that id rather see hot men in tights, instead of a depressing movie about a hot bitch gettin used n abused by her man...like isnt the choice obvious ??

so on our way out the door to the late show, he literally molested me in the hall, which ended up with me pinned to the bed all night getting my hole nailed till 4 am...

this is really good pot man :))

ok... Get your vomit buckets... This part may cause some of you Nausea...

so we wake up cuddling, spooning and nuzzling, birds chirping outside...
after another quick little fuck n suck session i hop and take a nice long hot shower... and cum out to find him making omlettes n sausages, but no coffee...eeeks.... How Martha Stewart is that !! How House n Home....

mabey im ready for my Magazine Cover Shot in the local fag rag.... Fab. Toronto's local fag rag magazine.
They have this section in the back called "Together", and they showcase a couple every week...
it goes something like this....

"Together - Tyler and Sammy (9 months)"

Tyler and Sammy knew each other for years, they hung out with the same friends, and knew each other from similar circles. They admired one another, but always got the impression that the one didnt like the other so much... until one night, they were both cruising Manhunt, and discovered each other on a cold wintery night...they watched a movie, hit it off, and now share 2 puppies overlooking the harbour in their new waterfront loft. Tyler says of Sammy, "he makes me go head over heals !!'... and Sammy looks down lovingly at their two pet poodles frolicking by their feet."

BARF !!!

the segments with fat lesbians is even worse... and the twink columnist is lame... so's the "Daddy" columnist... i mean... can they get anymore cliche ?? Mabey i should apply and become thier new Pig Columnist... wouldnt that be a gem !!
LOL

so then, we go and test out new matresses at various dept stores downtown...
Nothing screams Holy Matrimony, more that matress shopping....

Take some time to barf...
Yes Thankyou...

i spent an afternoon lying on a hundred matresses, discussing topics such as comfort, proper spinal alignment and fabric protection.... jeezus christ i wanted a joint... Holy Matrimony is intimidating... its overwhelming...

im not ready for those Fabric Protection years yet....
i dont wanna be browsing Home n Garden Showrooms, looking for Garden n Patio furniture.... but its comming up on me quickly... its age... 29 and half years old...

im like a little kid...
when someones asks me, How old i am ?
i reply back... "29 and a Half", just as if i was a 4 and a half year old answering a question. I can be very cute at times :)

so... enuf about me....
i just wanted to share the good news...
my ass is back in service...

contruction season is over...
its time to open the new roadways and tunels....
they've been rebuilt and re-inforced better than before...
you can travel quicker and the laneways can handle more traffic than ever...
periods of conjestion may occur during peak seasons and inclement weather conditions...

the good news is... your patience and tax dollars is appreciated...

Haha...
i should go into politics.... my charisma and dick could entice millions :p

but id rather be a producer of porn, thats more my calling :)
and my sorta porn calls for furniture with good Fabric Protection....

so Pigs....please treat your pieces of treasured possesions with care....
cover, spray and protect with good Fabric Protection...
cause u never know where you may need to wipe that seed off with your tongue :)