dudes...im so baked right now...luvin it...luvin life...luvin this fuckin town here on the beach.... the last day was a bit of a washout....but ill fill u in on the good bits soon enuf....
so last nite, i gets ready...sleep in late again...past midnite...and go hit the bars....i get a beer...get into the groove of the euro techno tunes blastin..im in a good spot...so i heads to the darkroom for a bit of foreplay...and when i mean foreplay...i like heavy action...just something to get my cok n mind going if u know what i mean...so i get into some hot action with this guy...but everyone else was crampin our style...u know...hands grabing...without permission or a glance...thats fuckin rude...if i glance n smile at ya...go ahead...if i dont give u a toss...hands the fuk off! ...so i grab buddy..buckle up halfway...what was i wearin...oh yeah...slutty clubby tight shirt...hot hot jeans i got me back in my home town a cpl years back....and my plaid fabric flip flops...yeah u heard me...plaid...its the new camouflauge for pigs...got it! and my hair was totally co-operatin with me...it gets kinda shit after the beach all day...u know how it is....gots a heavy 11'o clock shadow...not a beach/sunscreen zit in site...i looked fuckin hot bitches!!
...so my n buddy boy go into this little room u have to crawl under to get to...just off the darkroom...no ones inside...woohoo...gots me the whole room to fuk in! ...so we start going at it hot n heavy again...im super boned and i want in his tight hole...but he's super fuckin tight...and then he asks for a condom...im like "no gots me any"...neither does he...so i try to get in his hole some more...he's pushin me back...so i shove him up against the wall...dont fuckin shove me away bitch...ill push u when im done n thru with ya! ...well...i was done n thru...gots me a good audience though...another 5 guys joined in within 5 mins...buddy leaves...i feel up some more cock...all too vanilla...not my scene...so i gets me outta there...njoy some more tunes...check out another bar or two...and heads me down to the beach...so fuk...im really cravin some slutty hole...i gets to the main grazing grounds...and i musta honetly tried to work my dick up 10 holes....all to no avail...like fuck! ...either their holes were way too tight n dry...or they all pulled out latex...fuck! spit only goes so far on the beach...and when ur stoned to all hell and ur mouth is dry...its hard to hork out the shit...
...so i dunno...30 or 60 mins of this shit...its gettin busier...i find me another btm pig to play with...i really wanted his sluttier lookin buddy in a tight red shirt...but he walked away in the dark the other way...they were both italian...i fuckin hate them....dont ask my reasons...italians r so fucked up back home...and so fucked up at home...gets what i mean....but this kid...he sucks dick really well and can really deepthroat my dick well...i gotta give him credit for that...not alot of shits can do that well...so i feel up his ass, work my dick in a bit...and he lubes it up with some shit from a packet...oh yeah!...this little shit wants fat dick...he came prepared....fuck yeah! then he pulls out a condom...i almost lost it at this point...but i said...fuck it...whats it been ...a cpl years since i wore one..fuck...get it on my dick...work in his hole...no go...besides all the fuckin lube he put on my dick..was ON MY Dick...not on the rubber...so i pull it off...stretch it open and put a hole thru the end of it...totally so not discreet...u could hear me breakin a balloon...and two other guys saw me tear it apart...so i put it back on my dick and shove in his hole...he fuckin luvs it...reaches around, feels the rubber on the base of my dick and we totally get into the groove of fuckin...a crowd joins in as usual...im pushin away hands while im trying to control this little shit and keep him down so my dick gets in there deep...out n in...my dick flops out when he squeezes and i work it back in and fuck him deep...then i notice this other little local fuk who cruises around here every nite and sluts himself around...i always wanted to fuk his hole shitless...so i pull outta my guy and feel up this new boyhole...he's horned up as all fuk...probably on something too...lots of the guys here are....or either drunk...and they're messy :P
so i work my finger in his hole...not cummy...but sweaty and it opens up like all fuck...nice...should fit my fat cock in good...i spin him around and he doesnt put up a fight at all...he drops his pants and spreads his fuckin twig legs...he really fuckin wants it...oh im gonna give this boyhole what he wants....meanwhile, italian guy is watchin on and lookin all depressed that i moved on to sluttier n piggier ...but thats what the game is all about...put out or fuck off....and a bunch of other guys r watchin on...and im thinkin...mabey i can get all these guys to tag fuck this bitch raw...lets see how it plays out... so i gets my dick all slick n hard again...point it at this sluts hole and it slides in pretty easy...nice...i like a fuckin boy that can take a fat cock without a wimper...u know he's got a pretty sleazy ass...and he looked fuckin sleazy...perfect cumdump...so i start pumping his hole nice n slow and start to work my way in...he was the perfect height too...didnt have to bend lower or stand on my tippy toes....just a perfect position for my cock to ram up his hole comfortably...and i can put my all into it...u know how it is...if ur cramped or uncomfortable...ur not gonna cum...seriously...so i musta fucked his hole for a good 5-10 mins...and i def wanted to breed his ass full of my junk.... we didnt exchange a single look or grunt...was a totally silent fuck...all u could hear was his ass slapping up against my hips everytime i dove my dick into his fukshute...and then i let loose my baby batter deep inside his guts...i just groan in his ear to let him know that the fuk is almost done...my balls r totally draining and i just let my dick rip and ram up his hole for another min....lets my seed totally get up there deep and his hole got lubed up for all the other dick he was gonna ride that night...thought i smelled somethin fishy near the end...fuck...he better not have shit on my dick..so i didnt go down and lick on his hole....so i pull out and feel up his slimey hole..fuck ....it was fuckin bred good...my goo was leakin out and drippin on the sand...all these hot dicked fuckers (and not so hot dicked fuckers) were leaning in for a look...the closest and hottest one next to me i look at...i motion his dick towards the sluts ass...he didnt seem that interested...look for the next fucker...lets fuckin gangbang this bitch! ...but everyone looks like they were packin up their packages since the show was over...and the slut...he pulls up his pants and walks off...fuck...so much for that...woulda been hot dickin his hole again after a cpl fuckers had a turn on it...and i wasnt gonna hang around and follow his sorry ass around...so i tuck my dick into my Ginch Gonch...ya...i actually wore underwear last nite....i dunno...coulda gone to a "foam party"...apparently everyones dickin at them...but i didnt see one going on...mabey tonite....head on home....fuck...i get home, wash off my dick..and see some stains on the undies...Fuck dude! ...oh well...cums with the teritory...i sniff em...not bad...cant smell shit...LOL....get it..."cant smell shit"....haha....and i head to bed....
fuck...woke up this morn...totally fuckin wasted in pain...thought id detox a bit...drifted off asleep on n off for a bit...did some yoga...took a nice long cold shower...and decided id goto the beach sober...all these days in a row drinkin, smokin, partyin, fuckin...jeez, they can take a toll on a guy...and im no spring fuckin chicken...im under 30...but fuck...the body can only take so much...but i dunno...i felt so fuckin weirded out on the beach sober...couldnt really get the grove on...came back early and lit up some grass...and whoooaa dudes! i feel so much fuckin better....i didnt need detoxin...i was in withdrawl...fuck me!
so i see the cumslut on the beach today too...his crack was hangin outta his shorts...fuckin slut...still looked tweaked out on shit...probably lookin for a dick to ride...he looks right at me and pretends not to look n smile...i just rubbed my dick as he walks right by thru my red speedo... and give him the "Consider urself lucky cunt...As if you think your gonna get my dick again bitch, dream on" look... LOL... im sure there's some new arrivals who r piggy and id rather give it to...but im more in the btm mood tonite....i totally wanna get dicked n bred by as much dick as i can get....10 loads...Minimum...or am i dreamin...its tough...20 loads would be unrealistic here....2 loads...way too few...im going all out tonite...gotta pop into the shower again....time for another round of Wishy Washy...Rubber Ducky time in the tubby! Now i know what the tele-tubies were tryin to say on the tube all these years...it makes total sense now...Fuck that show weirds me out....i gots to watch an hour of political satire niteshow comedy on CNN here...only English channel i get...fuck...that channel totally fuckin brainwashes you americans down there... i wanna goto a national convention and wear a fuckin hat full of buttons and support the stupidest bitch too....
nah...id rather stay in and watch the Teletubies...hmmm...woof! hot guy...12'o clock...bbq'in across the street...fuck...he's got some cunt with him...i luv gettin dicked by str8 and married guys...they throw a really good fuck cause all they want is to seed ur hole deep...LOL...fuck...he almost burnt himself....jeez dude...watch out for ur dick!! ...fuck im outta here...gonna rub my dick and see if he's got any interest in cummin over here for a bit...oh wait...Teletubby time...no...tubby rubber ducky time...ill let him eat with his bitch 1st...i like my men horny not hungry...although i luv to cook...and lemme tell ya...feedin a man, makes his dick ram my hole harder...Woof!!
Bgood...Not!!
pigboy
30.8.08
29.8.08
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so fuck guys....did i ever fuckin tell ya how much i fuckin luv it here....for those of u just tuning in...im a pig...young (ish) n hot...28....rough n boy next door lookin...live in canada....i fuck alot...and i fuck dirty....but i aint home...im travellin....in europe...with lots of euro ass....and lots of euro dick....on the beach....visitin family soon...fuck me....i luv em....and i hate em... i love them not....i hate them not....writing bout my pigtales....thanks for tuning in...dont turn that dial....
ok...back to reality here....i am soooooooo baked right now....baked like the chocolate croissant i ate earlier...frothier than the espresso from the cup i drank from earlier....frothier than the soap they use to clean the streets here....baked...like a rack of lamb in a stone fired over....like the crust of a fresh soft loaf of bread....im fucked...Yeah!
so lets go backwards today....not cumpletely backwards...well, we'll see how it goes....so i just got in the door...its like 9am...been up all nite...well..kinda....so i just gots me a lighter...fuk its hard to find anything in this little town...like water...coffee...groceries...matches...like fuck...how much do i have to walk around searching....so i just hads me a coffee n croissant...was famished... was walking around baked doing my photography thing....early in the morn...no one around....takin the weirdest shots u could imagine...i dont want locals staring me down with their eyes...im stoned...i gets me nervous easy.... so i gets me lots of shots....the sun is slowly rising over the mountains...peaking over the stone facades...beautiful....im walking thru the streets...walking over the brisk of a cliff shadowing over the sea....along the sandy boardwalk...awesome...fuk my feet got wet....they're using some soapy, lemony minty shit to wash the streets....my feet smell amazing...prob carcinogenic to lick it...id better not taste...ill need to chase it with a shot... so i leaves the hotel earlier...sun is just rising...im wired as all fuk...thinks ill go out and take some shots...i cant sleep...takes me a piss after getting in 5 mins earlier....was out...my dick feels slimey...it feels good...smelled like creamy pig hole...yums....was just working it out of this guys hole...flashing it around to all the other guys...my shaved head buddy pulls his uncut long dick outta germanHole's hole....its glistening with my cum....so he sticks his dick in and rams it in n out a cpl times....fuck he's so fuckin turned on....he wanted my ass all along...but i showed him the cumhole i just bred....so i slap germanHole around abit...his friend is watchin over us and the hole scene...tellin him to wrap it up now that he got bred....so i look over at cumholes buddy and i give him a big smile...ear to ear....he smiles back...he was always turned on by me...but his dick is small...he cant compare....so i look down at my dick...sliding outta germanHoles ass...i can see glogs of cum dripping down outta his hole and onto the sand...fuck i had totally loosened his hole up now....full of seed...squishing around my dick...fuck ...its about time this bitches hole loosened up....it took for fuckin ever to guide my dick up his fuckin curved used hole...how the fuck does anyone get up there...yeah bitch, keep sniffin those poppers the guys r stickin under ur nose...u fuckin need em....the guys r watchin...not alot of em...4-5...they got their dicks out...feeding it to the cumhole...so his hole is sooo mutha fuckin tight....i cant believe i had finally got my dick in it...well, buddy helped...shaved head dude and some other big dicked dude got their cocks jabbed up his ass and opened the road for me...i had no luck earlier....just saw them using germanhole's mouth as a dick tunnel....after i had walked around a bit, enjoying a smoke...cruising other guys....but i had bumped into germanHole and his buddy earlier....i tried getting up his hole...was sooooooo fuckin tight...nuthin was working...he buddy was even holding and stretching his ass open for me....he wanted to see his cumhole buddy get fucked...mabey they were bf's...buddies....fukfriends...just met...who cares...he def wants to watch his buddy get fucked raw n bred...i luv it....these guys r whores...cumhole is pasty white...his buddy is so dark...have they been here awhile...or new arrivals...i love his buddy's shirt...dark army green...holey...see thru...looks hot on his tight chest...fuk i want me one...luv that shirt he's wearin...i had looked into his eyes earlier and could tell he was a pig...and a hot one at that...his cumhole buddy...lets call him germanHole....ehhh...not so much a looker..but an avg lookin cumhole bitch...i knew...ive bumped into alot of guys this morn...not tons...but he's the piggiest one so far...and piggy beggars cant be piggy choosers...actually piggy and choosey and picky r cumplete oxymorons...its like saying an uptight bitch wouldnt cringe at sock fluff stickin outta my toes...puhhhhlease....
LOL...how am i doing so far...its fucked up eh....its fuckin hard...but its fuckin easy writing like that....i did it pretty quickly...was hard to word it and try havin it make sense.... so if all of that went over ur head...lemme summarize...couldnt sleep...went out to cruise the beach...lots of guys out even at 5am...saw me 2 cumsluts walkin home from the clubs...they both got down, sucked my fat dick...rubbed the slutty ones hole...he was hungry ...tried shoving my cock in...the bitch was tight as fuck...after 5 mins, i give up and walk around some more...suck with more guys...find another group going...goin in...cumhole is suckin dick...two guys start to tag fuck him ...open up his hole...finally! work my own dick up in his deep...he's still tight as fuck...he pulls out...i go back in...my dick looked like it was cumslick...wunder where he got that load...back in a bathroom stall im sure...fuckin slut...stick my dick back in...and look at his buddy watchin on...and shoot a massive load up his hole...and i fuck it in deeper and make sure its buried deep up his ass....pull out...walk home....still cant sleep...aooo wired...grab my camera...walk around takin shots of the town early in the am...sun's just rising...got me in the door earlier...and the lap top is resting on my rock hard dick here in bed....
so what happed ealier...well...if i havent confused ya alredy...lemme start from yesterday...woke early...walked to the really cruisy beach...fuckin far...took me an hour...fuck...im not going again.....full of rocks on the beach...can hardly sit comfortably....had me a few swims....check out the forest nearby where u can go chill out and fuck in....light me some reefs....walk around a bits....watch some guys get it on....watch guys followin me...then i realize i had lost my towel...FUCK...my only beach towel!! ...and its priceless...got it at special sporting event...irreplaceable...FUCK....walk around lookin for it...and im so stoned...im on a fuckin mission to find my towel...or any fucker who's seen it or has his grubby fingers on it....but im tired...i sit around on a fallen tree to catch my breath and chill....this younger guy...local...in sports gear...soccer shorts n shirt...grease hair...dirty sneakers n ugly blue socks walks upto me...Fuck...hot sleazy sporty local fukboy....nice....i gets rock hard...he's totally into me....he gets on my cock, sucks it down good...then he's pointing at my hightops....i take em off...he rolls off my sock...he's going nuts smellin my fuckin sock...ive been wearing that pair for a week alot...fuck dude...enjoy it....he picks up my sneakers and gives em a wiff...he's rock hard...i try spinning him around and working my dick in his ass...he's tight...i get some lube outta my bag...lube up my dick...but he asks for a condom...im like "nope"...he's like "no way"....fuck...i lose my interest...he wants my shoe n sox again...i play hard to get...fuck u...gimme some ass and ill let u keep the socks bitch....no?...forget it...so i tell him to scram...and polish off a RedBull....RedBull Gives U Wiiiiiings!!!!
...walk around some more...see another young 20'somethin slut walking around buck naked in the forest....hit him up...make him work my cock with his tongue awhile...turn him around...work his ass abit...then he's askin for rubbers too...i try to tackle him and hold his arms tight so he doesnt fight....he's laughing and struggling at the same time...hmmm...is he into this? or isnt he? ....lets try harder....i would luv to rape fuck this bitch....walkin around the forest naked twitchin his ass around...its fuckin askin for it...fuck yeah!....but he fights me off and gets outta my grip and walks off lookin back talkin to me in some fuckin alien language....oh well...fuck dude...ur lucky im alone...if i had a piggy fuckbud or two with me, your ass would be fuckin ripped open good :)
so i walk around some more...find my towel !!!WOOHOO!! WTF!!! OMG...so glad i found it...!! ..then i run into these three other guys fucking....this one hot arab lookin guy has his fat cock burried up this piggy lookin german fucker...with a rubber...damn...the other guy was gettin his knob sucked...one pulls outta the german's ass....the other one goes in for a dive....fuck fuck fuck, slap slap slap...these guys r fuckin hot...and they dont mind me watchin...they def look like they want me to join in...fuck...why not...so i drop my bag n towel...pull my speedo down and watch em look at my growing fat dick...they luv it...i can see it in their eyes....i give the german pig a look while he's gettin fucked...he looks me in the eyes and says "i want that fat dick breeding me"...so the other guy pulls out...and i stick my fat dick in his ass raw...it glides in nice n easy...his hole was stretched out good from the others...and he loved feelin my dick raw in his ass...i could tell he couldnt stand rubbers....so i fuck his ass for a few mins...my load is boiling in my balls...and i look into his face as im squeezing his chest and he nods at me and i let my fuckin seed just rip into his ass....he can def feel his hole gettin bred...that was one of the biggest fuckin loads that i ever felt my balls let loose....wow....his hole is leakin jizz around my dick....i pull out and he feels up his hole and licks his hand clean...i stick my fuckin fingers in his ass and make him lick my shit leakin outta his cumhole....he's lickin my slimey dick....he luvs lickin his ass off every slimey dick that plops outta his hole...he was that kinda pig...hmmm...reminds me of someone i know...Me...Haha
ooops...so i forget...earlier with the local soccer jock....while were playing...another blond, muscle mary lookin tweaked out slut wearin a black speedo joins us....tried to fuck him...he was tight...let the soccer jock fuck me...my ass was a bit raunchy...just "a teeny tiny bit"...so i lick it off his dick...not bad...ive seen worse...alot worse LOL....so soccer boy is wiping his dick off with tissue...Dude! I just licked it clean for ya! fuck...slutty speedo bitch shoots a load, i dive forward and gets me most of it down my throad...yums...he's tweaked...bye! ...so fast forward...didnt stay late...had a bite...had another swim or two...walked home another hour...fuck...not again...not this trip....bump into those two guys from my home town eatin beside my place...fuck...i bump into them again....(i had bumped into them again partyin it up the night b4)....so i joined em for awhile...the bitchy queeny one didnt even offer me a glass of water...fuckin cunt...the other was offerin me everything on the table...i refused to eat off their plates...not with the fuckin queen eyeing me like a cunt...i cant stand em...they seriously depress me....im gonna tell em that next time i see em...i kinda like the one guy and wanna tell him why i cant stand being around them both...and i wanna see the other bitch's blood boil to her fuckin head and steam outta her ears, when i tell her she fuckin depresses me like fuck....FUCK!! i know my own kind....the cunty bitch will freak...the other buddy will get depressed for having to travel with the cunt and holding him back....then he'll wish he could ditch the bitch and join me...but he knows he cant do that...the cunt will tear him apart...and i dont like puppy dogs tailing behind me....fuck...i came in from the beach....started watchin Obamarama on CNN satellite...woke up at 4am...holy shit! so much for sluttin it up at the bars...oh well...i could save myself the money....and the booze...does a number on me compared to just plain ol grass....my grass is clean....fuk...i gots the shits....what the fuck did i eat...shits me out for an hour str8....then nuthin...well...im not lettin a dick near my ass till the coast is clear...i dont wanna touch my ass with a ten ft pole...my ass is talkin to me...its sayin "gimme a fuckin break"...lemme shit...OK OK!...jeez...just say it...dont yell it...fuck fine...ill go out and gets me some ass on the beach...i wanna breed some cumhole! ...it better be squeeky clean or else im gonna make the bitch eat sand...any fuckin bitch messes with me...is gonna fuckin eat sand....dont believe me...dont get me mad when im baked...i could either be really really chill n cool...or i could snap on u, and make u eat some fuckin sand! ...hmm..time for another chill nap..im settin an alarm....then more beach time....more dick...more ass....more cum...more sand...I dont wanna go home!
ok....fast forward a few hrs...nappin on n off...went to market...gots me lots of goodies to munch on....fuk seriously... i had the munchies and i feel so good inside right now....not as good as i feel when ive got a cpl loads swimming up my hole...but a diff feelin....when im subdued those munchie cravins....& guess what im drinking now...lemon beer...fuck....it taste soooo much better than having to drink their regular canned shit beer.... and i just proofread this post, just to fix the typo's n shit....WOW....am i ever fuckin baked.... and it sounds so much hotter and fuckin sleazier than the way i felt when i wrote it.... when i write , i go as quickly as i can and just get it all out...the way it happened...fuck...i write it really fuckin sleazy....you've gotta be fuckin stoned to write this shit...i couldnt write it sober....and i noticed that i wrote the ending backwards....i started writing it forwards...then backwards...then forwards...then backwards...and finally hear at the end forwards again...fuk...i gotta proofread my work more carefully and often!
ok...back to reality here....i am soooooooo baked right now....baked like the chocolate croissant i ate earlier...frothier than the espresso from the cup i drank from earlier....frothier than the soap they use to clean the streets here....baked...like a rack of lamb in a stone fired over....like the crust of a fresh soft loaf of bread....im fucked...Yeah!
so lets go backwards today....not cumpletely backwards...well, we'll see how it goes....so i just got in the door...its like 9am...been up all nite...well..kinda....so i just gots me a lighter...fuk its hard to find anything in this little town...like water...coffee...groceries...matches...like fuck...how much do i have to walk around searching....so i just hads me a coffee n croissant...was famished... was walking around baked doing my photography thing....early in the morn...no one around....takin the weirdest shots u could imagine...i dont want locals staring me down with their eyes...im stoned...i gets me nervous easy.... so i gets me lots of shots....the sun is slowly rising over the mountains...peaking over the stone facades...beautiful....im walking thru the streets...walking over the brisk of a cliff shadowing over the sea....along the sandy boardwalk...awesome...fuk my feet got wet....they're using some soapy, lemony minty shit to wash the streets....my feet smell amazing...prob carcinogenic to lick it...id better not taste...ill need to chase it with a shot... so i leaves the hotel earlier...sun is just rising...im wired as all fuk...thinks ill go out and take some shots...i cant sleep...takes me a piss after getting in 5 mins earlier....was out...my dick feels slimey...it feels good...smelled like creamy pig hole...yums....was just working it out of this guys hole...flashing it around to all the other guys...my shaved head buddy pulls his uncut long dick outta germanHole's hole....its glistening with my cum....so he sticks his dick in and rams it in n out a cpl times....fuck he's so fuckin turned on....he wanted my ass all along...but i showed him the cumhole i just bred....so i slap germanHole around abit...his friend is watchin over us and the hole scene...tellin him to wrap it up now that he got bred....so i look over at cumholes buddy and i give him a big smile...ear to ear....he smiles back...he was always turned on by me...but his dick is small...he cant compare....so i look down at my dick...sliding outta germanHoles ass...i can see glogs of cum dripping down outta his hole and onto the sand...fuck i had totally loosened his hole up now....full of seed...squishing around my dick...fuck ...its about time this bitches hole loosened up....it took for fuckin ever to guide my dick up his fuckin curved used hole...how the fuck does anyone get up there...yeah bitch, keep sniffin those poppers the guys r stickin under ur nose...u fuckin need em....the guys r watchin...not alot of em...4-5...they got their dicks out...feeding it to the cumhole...so his hole is sooo mutha fuckin tight....i cant believe i had finally got my dick in it...well, buddy helped...shaved head dude and some other big dicked dude got their cocks jabbed up his ass and opened the road for me...i had no luck earlier....just saw them using germanhole's mouth as a dick tunnel....after i had walked around a bit, enjoying a smoke...cruising other guys....but i had bumped into germanHole and his buddy earlier....i tried getting up his hole...was sooooooo fuckin tight...nuthin was working...he buddy was even holding and stretching his ass open for me....he wanted to see his cumhole buddy get fucked...mabey they were bf's...buddies....fukfriends...just met...who cares...he def wants to watch his buddy get fucked raw n bred...i luv it....these guys r whores...cumhole is pasty white...his buddy is so dark...have they been here awhile...or new arrivals...i love his buddy's shirt...dark army green...holey...see thru...looks hot on his tight chest...fuk i want me one...luv that shirt he's wearin...i had looked into his eyes earlier and could tell he was a pig...and a hot one at that...his cumhole buddy...lets call him germanHole....ehhh...not so much a looker..but an avg lookin cumhole bitch...i knew...ive bumped into alot of guys this morn...not tons...but he's the piggiest one so far...and piggy beggars cant be piggy choosers...actually piggy and choosey and picky r cumplete oxymorons...its like saying an uptight bitch wouldnt cringe at sock fluff stickin outta my toes...puhhhhlease....
LOL...how am i doing so far...its fucked up eh....its fuckin hard...but its fuckin easy writing like that....i did it pretty quickly...was hard to word it and try havin it make sense.... so if all of that went over ur head...lemme summarize...couldnt sleep...went out to cruise the beach...lots of guys out even at 5am...saw me 2 cumsluts walkin home from the clubs...they both got down, sucked my fat dick...rubbed the slutty ones hole...he was hungry ...tried shoving my cock in...the bitch was tight as fuck...after 5 mins, i give up and walk around some more...suck with more guys...find another group going...goin in...cumhole is suckin dick...two guys start to tag fuck him ...open up his hole...finally! work my own dick up in his deep...he's still tight as fuck...he pulls out...i go back in...my dick looked like it was cumslick...wunder where he got that load...back in a bathroom stall im sure...fuckin slut...stick my dick back in...and look at his buddy watchin on...and shoot a massive load up his hole...and i fuck it in deeper and make sure its buried deep up his ass....pull out...walk home....still cant sleep...aooo wired...grab my camera...walk around takin shots of the town early in the am...sun's just rising...got me in the door earlier...and the lap top is resting on my rock hard dick here in bed....
so what happed ealier...well...if i havent confused ya alredy...lemme start from yesterday...woke early...walked to the really cruisy beach...fuckin far...took me an hour...fuck...im not going again.....full of rocks on the beach...can hardly sit comfortably....had me a few swims....check out the forest nearby where u can go chill out and fuck in....light me some reefs....walk around a bits....watch some guys get it on....watch guys followin me...then i realize i had lost my towel...FUCK...my only beach towel!! ...and its priceless...got it at special sporting event...irreplaceable...FUCK....walk around lookin for it...and im so stoned...im on a fuckin mission to find my towel...or any fucker who's seen it or has his grubby fingers on it....but im tired...i sit around on a fallen tree to catch my breath and chill....this younger guy...local...in sports gear...soccer shorts n shirt...grease hair...dirty sneakers n ugly blue socks walks upto me...Fuck...hot sleazy sporty local fukboy....nice....i gets rock hard...he's totally into me....he gets on my cock, sucks it down good...then he's pointing at my hightops....i take em off...he rolls off my sock...he's going nuts smellin my fuckin sock...ive been wearing that pair for a week alot...fuck dude...enjoy it....he picks up my sneakers and gives em a wiff...he's rock hard...i try spinning him around and working my dick in his ass...he's tight...i get some lube outta my bag...lube up my dick...but he asks for a condom...im like "nope"...he's like "no way"....fuck...i lose my interest...he wants my shoe n sox again...i play hard to get...fuck u...gimme some ass and ill let u keep the socks bitch....no?...forget it...so i tell him to scram...and polish off a RedBull....RedBull Gives U Wiiiiiings!!!!
...walk around some more...see another young 20'somethin slut walking around buck naked in the forest....hit him up...make him work my cock with his tongue awhile...turn him around...work his ass abit...then he's askin for rubbers too...i try to tackle him and hold his arms tight so he doesnt fight....he's laughing and struggling at the same time...hmmm...is he into this? or isnt he? ....lets try harder....i would luv to rape fuck this bitch....walkin around the forest naked twitchin his ass around...its fuckin askin for it...fuck yeah!....but he fights me off and gets outta my grip and walks off lookin back talkin to me in some fuckin alien language....oh well...fuck dude...ur lucky im alone...if i had a piggy fuckbud or two with me, your ass would be fuckin ripped open good :)
so i walk around some more...find my towel !!!WOOHOO!! WTF!!! OMG...so glad i found it...!! ..then i run into these three other guys fucking....this one hot arab lookin guy has his fat cock burried up this piggy lookin german fucker...with a rubber...damn...the other guy was gettin his knob sucked...one pulls outta the german's ass....the other one goes in for a dive....fuck fuck fuck, slap slap slap...these guys r fuckin hot...and they dont mind me watchin...they def look like they want me to join in...fuck...why not...so i drop my bag n towel...pull my speedo down and watch em look at my growing fat dick...they luv it...i can see it in their eyes....i give the german pig a look while he's gettin fucked...he looks me in the eyes and says "i want that fat dick breeding me"...so the other guy pulls out...and i stick my fat dick in his ass raw...it glides in nice n easy...his hole was stretched out good from the others...and he loved feelin my dick raw in his ass...i could tell he couldnt stand rubbers....so i fuck his ass for a few mins...my load is boiling in my balls...and i look into his face as im squeezing his chest and he nods at me and i let my fuckin seed just rip into his ass....he can def feel his hole gettin bred...that was one of the biggest fuckin loads that i ever felt my balls let loose....wow....his hole is leakin jizz around my dick....i pull out and he feels up his hole and licks his hand clean...i stick my fuckin fingers in his ass and make him lick my shit leakin outta his cumhole....he's lickin my slimey dick....he luvs lickin his ass off every slimey dick that plops outta his hole...he was that kinda pig...hmmm...reminds me of someone i know...Me...Haha
ooops...so i forget...earlier with the local soccer jock....while were playing...another blond, muscle mary lookin tweaked out slut wearin a black speedo joins us....tried to fuck him...he was tight...let the soccer jock fuck me...my ass was a bit raunchy...just "a teeny tiny bit"...so i lick it off his dick...not bad...ive seen worse...alot worse LOL....so soccer boy is wiping his dick off with tissue...Dude! I just licked it clean for ya! fuck...slutty speedo bitch shoots a load, i dive forward and gets me most of it down my throad...yums...he's tweaked...bye! ...so fast forward...didnt stay late...had a bite...had another swim or two...walked home another hour...fuck...not again...not this trip....bump into those two guys from my home town eatin beside my place...fuck...i bump into them again....(i had bumped into them again partyin it up the night b4)....so i joined em for awhile...the bitchy queeny one didnt even offer me a glass of water...fuckin cunt...the other was offerin me everything on the table...i refused to eat off their plates...not with the fuckin queen eyeing me like a cunt...i cant stand em...they seriously depress me....im gonna tell em that next time i see em...i kinda like the one guy and wanna tell him why i cant stand being around them both...and i wanna see the other bitch's blood boil to her fuckin head and steam outta her ears, when i tell her she fuckin depresses me like fuck....FUCK!! i know my own kind....the cunty bitch will freak...the other buddy will get depressed for having to travel with the cunt and holding him back....then he'll wish he could ditch the bitch and join me...but he knows he cant do that...the cunt will tear him apart...and i dont like puppy dogs tailing behind me....fuck...i came in from the beach....started watchin Obamarama on CNN satellite...woke up at 4am...holy shit! so much for sluttin it up at the bars...oh well...i could save myself the money....and the booze...does a number on me compared to just plain ol grass....my grass is clean....fuk...i gots the shits....what the fuck did i eat...shits me out for an hour str8....then nuthin...well...im not lettin a dick near my ass till the coast is clear...i dont wanna touch my ass with a ten ft pole...my ass is talkin to me...its sayin "gimme a fuckin break"...lemme shit...OK OK!...jeez...just say it...dont yell it...fuck fine...ill go out and gets me some ass on the beach...i wanna breed some cumhole! ...it better be squeeky clean or else im gonna make the bitch eat sand...any fuckin bitch messes with me...is gonna fuckin eat sand....dont believe me...dont get me mad when im baked...i could either be really really chill n cool...or i could snap on u, and make u eat some fuckin sand! ...hmm..time for another chill nap..im settin an alarm....then more beach time....more dick...more ass....more cum...more sand...I dont wanna go home!
ok....fast forward a few hrs...nappin on n off...went to market...gots me lots of goodies to munch on....fuk seriously... i had the munchies and i feel so good inside right now....not as good as i feel when ive got a cpl loads swimming up my hole...but a diff feelin....when im subdued those munchie cravins....& guess what im drinking now...lemon beer...fuck....it taste soooo much better than having to drink their regular canned shit beer.... and i just proofread this post, just to fix the typo's n shit....WOW....am i ever fuckin baked.... and it sounds so much hotter and fuckin sleazier than the way i felt when i wrote it.... when i write , i go as quickly as i can and just get it all out...the way it happened...fuck...i write it really fuckin sleazy....you've gotta be fuckin stoned to write this shit...i couldnt write it sober....and i noticed that i wrote the ending backwards....i started writing it forwards...then backwards...then forwards...then backwards...and finally hear at the end forwards again...fuk...i gotta proofread my work more carefully and often!
27.8.08
local update....
fuck guys...i just got in from the beach...im fucking stoned...sitting out here on the patio....just cant fuckin wait to get out later tonight & plug n seed some hot boyhole....yum....lick out some cummy boyhole and taste my seed tonite.....fuck im so fuckin hard sittin here writing this right now....
luv all ur emails n shit...wow...i never fuckin figured id be so popular so soon...i luv all u fuckin guys out there who love to toke and love to fuk...and if u luv to fuk sleaze....then rock the fuck on....
so last nite....i head out to the bars...was gonna meet some fukbuddy friends...but i showed up late....didnt see em...so i gets me a red bull....have a smoke....head to the darkroom...and i had dick in my ass in 5 mins...im fresh fuckin meat here....i luv it.... no load...but a nice hole opening dick jab.....so i gets me outta there....head to another bar....just chatted up these middle aged english fucks....losers....check out another darkroom...boooooooring....bid the fair chaps from the fcUK farewell....went back to the room to gets me some more reefer...change into flip flops for the beach fest tonite....im wearing ripped...and i mean fuckin Ripped faded jeans...tight sexy clubby wifebeater....i look like total fuckin tina club trash...all i was missing was the fuckin glow sticks....so i heads to the beach...and long story short... cause i sucked aLot of fuckin dick...and swallowed alot of fucKing loaDs....this hot fucker dicked my ass raw....shot his load in me...then another big dicked fucker joined in...rammed his cock in...got it lubbed up well in my cumhole...licked it all off....he couldnt cum....then another hot dicked fucker takes his place...fucks me good...im moaning and putting on a show for 20 guys watching....and he blasts his fuckin jizz in my ass....like fuck....i can still feel it....my hole was leaking jizz for hours....my fucking ripped jeans were soaked and my ass drenched from all the cum...wow....when i fuckin woke up this morning...woke up stoned....i had this huge urge to dump in the toilet...so i jump up like crazy...run to the can...sit down...and its just fuckin gas....and im like woah...that felt wet...and i get some tissue and wipe off...and my hole n ass was just fuckin covered in fuckin mancream....WOW...i fuckin sniffed that tissue...had a lick...and went back to bed for another hour.....FUCK !!
so i gets to the beach today...these 2 femmie fags cum sit beside me...and what do i realize....these fuckers r from my home town...we speak the same tongue...Jeeeezuz fuckin Christ!! they r fuckin weird...im gonna hang with em a bit...they r soooo fuckin vanilla its not funny... i think dick sucking's about as hardcore as it gets for em....fucking is only reserved for birthdays and national holidays !! LOL
i plan on checkin out this total total nude cruising beach tomorrow...together with this cruising forest closeby that apparently is just fuckin crawling with dick....Nice!
I so plan on going tomorrow....apparently its an hour trek on foot...so it better fuckin pay off!! i wanna have that "walk of shame" kinda walk back home from the beach tomorrow...where ur gottee is covered in dried up cum...ur walkin all funny and ppl can notice...ur stoned and u think everyone knows....and the cum is leaking down my sandy legs so much .....the fuckin dogs cum up and lick it off and "bow wow" back to their owner....fuk...ill keep u boys updated...
luv all ur emails n shit...wow...i never fuckin figured id be so popular so soon...i luv all u fuckin guys out there who love to toke and love to fuk...and if u luv to fuk sleaze....then rock the fuck on....
so last nite....i head out to the bars...was gonna meet some fukbuddy friends...but i showed up late....didnt see em...so i gets me a red bull....have a smoke....head to the darkroom...and i had dick in my ass in 5 mins...im fresh fuckin meat here....i luv it.... no load...but a nice hole opening dick jab.....so i gets me outta there....head to another bar....just chatted up these middle aged english fucks....losers....check out another darkroom...boooooooring....bid the fair chaps from the fcUK farewell....went back to the room to gets me some more reefer...change into flip flops for the beach fest tonite....im wearing ripped...and i mean fuckin Ripped faded jeans...tight sexy clubby wifebeater....i look like total fuckin tina club trash...all i was missing was the fuckin glow sticks....so i heads to the beach...and long story short... cause i sucked aLot of fuckin dick...and swallowed alot of fucKing loaDs....this hot fucker dicked my ass raw....shot his load in me...then another big dicked fucker joined in...rammed his cock in...got it lubbed up well in my cumhole...licked it all off....he couldnt cum....then another hot dicked fucker takes his place...fucks me good...im moaning and putting on a show for 20 guys watching....and he blasts his fuckin jizz in my ass....like fuck....i can still feel it....my hole was leaking jizz for hours....my fucking ripped jeans were soaked and my ass drenched from all the cum...wow....when i fuckin woke up this morning...woke up stoned....i had this huge urge to dump in the toilet...so i jump up like crazy...run to the can...sit down...and its just fuckin gas....and im like woah...that felt wet...and i get some tissue and wipe off...and my hole n ass was just fuckin covered in fuckin mancream....WOW...i fuckin sniffed that tissue...had a lick...and went back to bed for another hour.....FUCK !!
so i gets to the beach today...these 2 femmie fags cum sit beside me...and what do i realize....these fuckers r from my home town...we speak the same tongue...Jeeeezuz fuckin Christ!! they r fuckin weird...im gonna hang with em a bit...they r soooo fuckin vanilla its not funny... i think dick sucking's about as hardcore as it gets for em....fucking is only reserved for birthdays and national holidays !! LOL
i plan on checkin out this total total nude cruising beach tomorrow...together with this cruising forest closeby that apparently is just fuckin crawling with dick....Nice!
I so plan on going tomorrow....apparently its an hour trek on foot...so it better fuckin pay off!! i wanna have that "walk of shame" kinda walk back home from the beach tomorrow...where ur gottee is covered in dried up cum...ur walkin all funny and ppl can notice...ur stoned and u think everyone knows....and the cum is leaking down my sandy legs so much .....the fuckin dogs cum up and lick it off and "bow wow" back to their owner....fuk...ill keep u boys updated...
26.8.08
drool....
...ok fuck....the last couple of days have been....ummm....throbbing to say the least.... so my last nite at the last destination was all about me gettin gangbang bred n fucked...but that didnt happen.... just sumthing different :p
i went to go check out a busy sauna in the afternoon...and fuk...was it ever busy! wall to wall man....sex sex sex....so this is how it works in europe....when u goto a sauna...everyone gets a locker...and the "booths" r shared between everyone....u use it...abuse it...and then vacate it for the next fucker... so i get there...strip off...and go walk around to check it out...find myself a dark corner to roost and pigout in...but no such luck....the place is totally crawling with guys on a sunday aft..and u know what that means...half of em r just bored n horned and there to be seen....weekdays r usually better at the baths back home....guys r there to just fuck and blow their wadd...as opposed to going to "chill"...flirt with ur old fucks and cum off whatever sketchy drug its been ur doing....
so im walking around just looking for a "cabin or booth" to chill out in...and everything is full...4 floors of fuckin men...and not one fuckin cabin is free...FUCK....one floor u could smoke on, and i noticed the guys looked piggier there...but no such fuckin luck...im walking n walkin around...like fuck...no wonder no one is fucking here im thinking....no one can find a fuckin space to fuck in!! ...guys would walk around asking guys to "borrow" their little shit rooms for 5-10 mins just to get off...like fuck! After an hour...i finally fuckin find something...Woohoo! I got my poppers, jockstrap and blindfold ready to go.... so i lie down...and im thinking fuck...these guys'll go nuts....so i get my blindfold on...and ....and.....and....Nada! nothin!....Fuck all!! i musta been tweaking and shakin my ass in there for an hour...and one guy cums in...tries pulling out a condom, so i threw him out by pushing his body out with my foot (i gots me strong feet)....so fuck...its sunday...even though the place is packed...as im cummin down off my high...i realize..all these guys r just normal joe blows who didnt get laid the nite b4....not alot of pigs....no wonder...fuck me....well, i didnt leave cumpletely emptyhanded :p ....i saw these 2 hot guys going at it....i joined in...helped this guy guide his dick into the btm's hole who was straddling him...then i slid my own hard dick into the guy's hole...so we started double fucking him for a bit...but the other guy couldnt keep hard...so he pulled out and left....so i stayed and kept fuckin the guys ass....not bad...id pull out, lick his hole...rub my hairy gottee on it...make him moan....so i stick a few fingers in at one point...and he's going nuts...and passes me a fuckin tub of Crisco....fuck yeah...talk about subtle hints....so i work the grease into my hands and start to really stretch his hole open with my hand...took me a min or two, but i finally get my hand deep in his ass and i start probing his ass with my fingers, lookin for the 2nd and 3rd fuckin ring in there to stretch open....he's going fuckin insane...and im rock hard too... i really fuckin luv fisting hole....its always just happened outta the blue for me...never planned...and its always really fuckin hot when it happens.... so i start to really ram his hole with my fist and testing the waters to see how much he can take...and this fuckin pig was really taking it...i started to really punch fuck my fists in and outta his hole....luv the noises it makes.... Squish...Squish...fart...fart...Swoosh...Squish...Squish....FUUUUUCK.... i probably spent 30 mins in there working on the guys hole....id punch my fist in...then id jab my hard dick in there a few times...then back to punch fucking....then jab fucking...i tried jerking my dick off in his ass, with my hand wrapped around my dick in his ass (and as weird as that sounds...u cant do that with just any ass ur fisting)....so after a while, i just felt like finally blowing my load, cause i figure i wasnt gonna get fucked...and i didnt see anyone else slutty around i liked...so i figure the pig who's ass is impaled on my arm deserved it the most....so i jab my dick back in his ass and ask him if he wants my load...he's just fuckin moaning a "yes"...so i throw it all into his ass and start to unload what felt like a huge fuckin load of jizz up that wide hole....i pull outta his ass and just start to fucking ram it back home with my fist....he's jerkin off like crazy and i can tell he wants to cum....so i just work my load in deeper and start to punch fuck his hole again with my hand....then all of a sudden his ass seazes up...pushes my fist out and all i could do was get in with a thumb....his dick shoots a load...but i couldnt see a fucking thing....was too dark....his ass got sooo tight in like 2 seconds....from gaping wide punch fuk, to barely fit a finger tight inside....Like what the fuk! My ass gets pretty tight after a good fuck too..just cause its usually sore....but its also gaping wide open dripping cum too :)
i get me showered, dressed and outta there....and i go check out some darkroom glory hole cinema place...i get there, and the place is so lit up bright, like a fuckin catwalk at a movie premiere, so i left...i wasnt gonna pay the cash for that fuckin cheezy lookin place...so i grab a bite...thai...yum yum...gets me "a bit" of weed for the road...lets just say i had to ask for a bag LOL....walk by some leather bars...popped my head in...they were empty...so i head back to the apt...pack up my shit...and catch me some zzz's b4 flying out early in the morn....
So now...im here..on the beach...its fuckin hot today....im just waiting to switch rooms...its like almost 12noon...they gave me a little hovel...i need to upgrade...fuck, i cant spend a week in this shithole...i need a balcony...and more fuckin room...like a dbl bed please....my single bed fits 2 easy...but a 3some or moresome would get crowded in here :) So i fuckin arrive to this town...it is fucking CRAWLING with men...its not a gay town...but half the fuckin residents, locals and visitors r fuckin Ga Gay....within 10 mins of me walkin down the boardwalk....i coulda seriously gotten on my knees and sucked 20 dicks.... So i chill out on the beach, totally stoned...walk around town a bit...gets me a phone card to call home....fuck...i gotta call my mommy and tell her, her little boy is doing well, having fun and not starving....Im such a good little boy to my mama....She's cumpletely perplexed as to why im travelling alone this time around...and i tell her i didnt feel like lugging a friend of mine around europe, especially since half the time is spent with family...fuck that shit...I dont like baggage...friends can be fun...but they can be a drag too...their are advantages to travellin solo...and they outway travellin as a duo/trio in my book....besides...mama has no clue half the time i travel around where im going and doing...i dont say shit....i dont need the questioning....
so last nite...i head out to some of the bars...totally baked naturally...i got weed cummin outta my fucking ears here....check out the beach a bit...hit the bars...and fuck..they're small...they're packed...they're hot....i luv it....everyone is totally shmoozing...rubbing...cruising...puuurfect....thats what i hate about north american bars...too big...no rubbing...too impersonal....too "clique"....those of u who've cum to europe...know what i mean :)
BRB...time to change rooms...fuck, i wanna goto the beach soon....!!
WOOHOO...New Room...jeezuz...the tv works in this one...i gots me back a music channel...bathroom is better...i dont hit my head on the sink or catch my foot on the door anymore...and i gots a balcony...Woohoo!.....a better fuk pad to lean over and watch the guys walkin below....easier to invite em up...or look into other ppl's rooms :)
i think i need to celebrate with a few drags...."one moment please".... and "thankyou for your patience"...LOL ...sorry to keep u waitin pigs....
so last nite...i hit the bars here...packed...crowded...i head upstairs and the bathrooms and darkroom is up there....packed...rammed with guys! ...so i pop into the darkness and see whats going on....not much...dick tuggin...nipple pinching...smooching....lame shit.... but in the corner i see these 2 hot pigs going at it and suckin cock really wet n sloppy....ones gagging and the other guy is totally gag fucking him...so i nudge myself into this corner between a brick wall and a "cage wall" so im right beside them, but seperated by the wire cage and there's a stool for me to sit on....this hot guy cums upto me and watches me jerking my fat cock to the show right infront of me....he gets down on his knees and starts blowing my dick...nice....he's actually pretty good at it too....not alot of guys know how to suck dick well, and mine's a bit of a mouthfull to stomach.... so he's blowing me good...i can hear the guys' gagging next to me...so i take my bitch and slam fuk his throat deeper and start makin him gag...fuck...it was funny...it was gag...gag....gag...gag...back n forth....u woulda luved it....so after 15 mins of throat pluggin, im so Not ready do cum...i pull outta the fucker and see if i can get into his ass....he's not really into it...so i turn him around...take a lick at his dick...and 5 mins later i had a nice glob of goo down my throat....kiss kiss...and adios....
so i head out...grab me another drink...have a smoke...and these 2 younger guys r cruisin me...one short little skinny one with a euro coiffe...and a middle eastern lookin guy with a button up flashy euro shirt....LOL...i was dressed down...flip flops...tight red t-shirt...army cargo shorts....good tropical, practical pig wear! euro my ass...im not gettin my good designer shit dirty in a darkroom...thats what the pigwear is for...it can get as sweaty n dirty as it likes, cause its just gonna get cummy with dick spit again.... So i head back into the darkroom...get into a little fight with this bitch who's grabbin my dick even through i pushed the fat ugly fuck away like 5 times....we were almost ready to kill and the guys split us apart...honestly dont fuck with me guys...if im not interested...dont make another move or ill bite ur fuckin balls off!.... so i walk into a corner n chill and see buddy euro boy with the white shirt and punky look right across from me...he wants a piece of me...i wanna see what he's packin, so i get right upto him and feel his dick....its nice n fat....awesome...i start sucking on his throbing dick...kissing, biting nipples...back to sucking...he's luvin it...im luvin it...and he's pokin at my hole....hmmm..he def wants inside...someone's knockin on the door...."who's there!! " ...."fat euro cock"...."cum cum inside...make urself at fuckin home"
LOL
so me n buddy go into the same wall/cage/stool corner where prying hands r at a minimum...suck his dick some more...and then i turn my ass around, get as much spit as i can on his dick, and work my ass down on this fat knob...fuck he felt good...really fuckin dry...more spit...and wam...get it in balls deep...Nice!
he plugs away at my hole for a few mins...i turn around, suck his dick and lube it up some more...slam my ass down again....and i can feel he's gettin close...he keeps pulling out and i pull him back in....he spins me around...guess he didnt wanna cum in my hole...fuck "it could be unsafe" LOLOLOLOL
i suck him a min or two, and he sprays another nice tasty load down my throat....wow...not bad for 30 mins....2 loads yummy yummy in my tummy and a fat dick opening up my tight hole...good...the night looks promising....
so i stick around a bit longer...and i head out to the boardwalk...i dunno, coulda been 2-3am...i dunno, the bars r still busy....the boardwalk is only gettin started...and i was told what goes on there at night by friends....they weren't fuckin kidding!! Long story short...cause i musta sucked on 20 dicks! ...1st guy had a nice dick...sucked him...he fucked me...sucked him some more....load...score!....walk around...find the big "main cruisy" area of the boardwalf...suck another 10 dicks....no loads....and then....bump into the last fuckers friend from the bar that was checkin me out...middle eastern dude...guess his buddy musta told him all about my hot ass....he pins me against the rock wall...starts kissing and pinching my nipples....feeds me his dick for a bit...spins me around...fucks my ass raw...and i mean fuckin raw...spit n shove...we attract a lrg crowd....then they leave...more cum...more watch...more leave...he's dickin my ass for 10 mins...and then he shoots a nice fuckin wad or seed...spins me round...and lick lick, slurp slurp....kiss snog...spit...kiss, bite...spit, bite, slurp....Its over! we start chattin...and he's actually some greek londoner...huge accent...kinda of a turn off...glad we didnt chat b4....tell him im a virgin to this town...he's turned on...tell him "he de-virginized me" ...or at least his buddy did 1st...but he "finished the job" :)) .... he fucken laughs his head off....mabey i'll run into him again with his buddy boy fat dick friend...mabey i wont....told him he could stick his dick in me anytime all week :) ...walk around a bit more...glad i wore flip flops...sand everywhere! ....suck more dick...no loads....suck another fat dicked fucker....another load...score! ..and this one tasted really fuckin good! almost like yoghurt...YUMS!! ....suck more dick....walk back to the hotel....and off to bed.....Nice way to start off a week on the beach!
ok...its time i fuckin headed off to the beach now....i switched rooms...its done...im happy....i need a bit more reef...and im off to the nude beach....gots to get my ass some sun and chill with the boys.... ill keep u updated...the wifi sucks here...and most of my time'll be spent sucking, fucking, smooching...cruisin...fuck...its gonna be a fun week...if any of u cant guess where i am...i cant blame u...im being so secretive...only cause i have to be....but if u can guess where i am....i will totally let u fuck my hole good...even if ur fugly...ill blindfold myself... funny thing is...my new room is right infront of the stairs and lift....i could totally leave my door open, blindfold myself on the bed...they'd go nuts...half the floor is full of fags...but the other half r old euro grannies who'd freak if they saw anything so much as a cum stain on the marble floor! Haha
oh hello...i can see a hot fucker in a speedo across on the other balcony...hmm..think ill rub my dick in my red speedos too....oh yeah...he's rubbin back...he's turned on big time...wunder if he can guess im writing about it right now on a blog...hmmm...gotta run...he just pulled his dick outta.....oh fuck....its gonna be a fun fun fuckin week!!!!
Bgood
Bpig
pigboy
...drool....
i went to go check out a busy sauna in the afternoon...and fuk...was it ever busy! wall to wall man....sex sex sex....so this is how it works in europe....when u goto a sauna...everyone gets a locker...and the "booths" r shared between everyone....u use it...abuse it...and then vacate it for the next fucker... so i get there...strip off...and go walk around to check it out...find myself a dark corner to roost and pigout in...but no such luck....the place is totally crawling with guys on a sunday aft..and u know what that means...half of em r just bored n horned and there to be seen....weekdays r usually better at the baths back home....guys r there to just fuck and blow their wadd...as opposed to going to "chill"...flirt with ur old fucks and cum off whatever sketchy drug its been ur doing....
so im walking around just looking for a "cabin or booth" to chill out in...and everything is full...4 floors of fuckin men...and not one fuckin cabin is free...FUCK....one floor u could smoke on, and i noticed the guys looked piggier there...but no such fuckin luck...im walking n walkin around...like fuck...no wonder no one is fucking here im thinking....no one can find a fuckin space to fuck in!! ...guys would walk around asking guys to "borrow" their little shit rooms for 5-10 mins just to get off...like fuck! After an hour...i finally fuckin find something...Woohoo! I got my poppers, jockstrap and blindfold ready to go.... so i lie down...and im thinking fuck...these guys'll go nuts....so i get my blindfold on...and ....and.....and....Nada! nothin!....Fuck all!! i musta been tweaking and shakin my ass in there for an hour...and one guy cums in...tries pulling out a condom, so i threw him out by pushing his body out with my foot (i gots me strong feet)....so fuck...its sunday...even though the place is packed...as im cummin down off my high...i realize..all these guys r just normal joe blows who didnt get laid the nite b4....not alot of pigs....no wonder...fuck me....well, i didnt leave cumpletely emptyhanded :p ....i saw these 2 hot guys going at it....i joined in...helped this guy guide his dick into the btm's hole who was straddling him...then i slid my own hard dick into the guy's hole...so we started double fucking him for a bit...but the other guy couldnt keep hard...so he pulled out and left....so i stayed and kept fuckin the guys ass....not bad...id pull out, lick his hole...rub my hairy gottee on it...make him moan....so i stick a few fingers in at one point...and he's going nuts...and passes me a fuckin tub of Crisco....fuck yeah...talk about subtle hints....so i work the grease into my hands and start to really stretch his hole open with my hand...took me a min or two, but i finally get my hand deep in his ass and i start probing his ass with my fingers, lookin for the 2nd and 3rd fuckin ring in there to stretch open....he's going fuckin insane...and im rock hard too... i really fuckin luv fisting hole....its always just happened outta the blue for me...never planned...and its always really fuckin hot when it happens.... so i start to really ram his hole with my fist and testing the waters to see how much he can take...and this fuckin pig was really taking it...i started to really punch fuck my fists in and outta his hole....luv the noises it makes.... Squish...Squish...fart...fart...Swoosh...Squish...Squish....FUUUUUCK.... i probably spent 30 mins in there working on the guys hole....id punch my fist in...then id jab my hard dick in there a few times...then back to punch fucking....then jab fucking...i tried jerking my dick off in his ass, with my hand wrapped around my dick in his ass (and as weird as that sounds...u cant do that with just any ass ur fisting)....so after a while, i just felt like finally blowing my load, cause i figure i wasnt gonna get fucked...and i didnt see anyone else slutty around i liked...so i figure the pig who's ass is impaled on my arm deserved it the most....so i jab my dick back in his ass and ask him if he wants my load...he's just fuckin moaning a "yes"...so i throw it all into his ass and start to unload what felt like a huge fuckin load of jizz up that wide hole....i pull outta his ass and just start to fucking ram it back home with my fist....he's jerkin off like crazy and i can tell he wants to cum....so i just work my load in deeper and start to punch fuck his hole again with my hand....then all of a sudden his ass seazes up...pushes my fist out and all i could do was get in with a thumb....his dick shoots a load...but i couldnt see a fucking thing....was too dark....his ass got sooo tight in like 2 seconds....from gaping wide punch fuk, to barely fit a finger tight inside....Like what the fuk! My ass gets pretty tight after a good fuck too..just cause its usually sore....but its also gaping wide open dripping cum too :)
i get me showered, dressed and outta there....and i go check out some darkroom glory hole cinema place...i get there, and the place is so lit up bright, like a fuckin catwalk at a movie premiere, so i left...i wasnt gonna pay the cash for that fuckin cheezy lookin place...so i grab a bite...thai...yum yum...gets me "a bit" of weed for the road...lets just say i had to ask for a bag LOL....walk by some leather bars...popped my head in...they were empty...so i head back to the apt...pack up my shit...and catch me some zzz's b4 flying out early in the morn....
So now...im here..on the beach...its fuckin hot today....im just waiting to switch rooms...its like almost 12noon...they gave me a little hovel...i need to upgrade...fuck, i cant spend a week in this shithole...i need a balcony...and more fuckin room...like a dbl bed please....my single bed fits 2 easy...but a 3some or moresome would get crowded in here :) So i fuckin arrive to this town...it is fucking CRAWLING with men...its not a gay town...but half the fuckin residents, locals and visitors r fuckin Ga Gay....within 10 mins of me walkin down the boardwalk....i coulda seriously gotten on my knees and sucked 20 dicks.... So i chill out on the beach, totally stoned...walk around town a bit...gets me a phone card to call home....fuck...i gotta call my mommy and tell her, her little boy is doing well, having fun and not starving....Im such a good little boy to my mama....She's cumpletely perplexed as to why im travelling alone this time around...and i tell her i didnt feel like lugging a friend of mine around europe, especially since half the time is spent with family...fuck that shit...I dont like baggage...friends can be fun...but they can be a drag too...their are advantages to travellin solo...and they outway travellin as a duo/trio in my book....besides...mama has no clue half the time i travel around where im going and doing...i dont say shit....i dont need the questioning....
so last nite...i head out to some of the bars...totally baked naturally...i got weed cummin outta my fucking ears here....check out the beach a bit...hit the bars...and fuck..they're small...they're packed...they're hot....i luv it....everyone is totally shmoozing...rubbing...cruising...puuurfect....thats what i hate about north american bars...too big...no rubbing...too impersonal....too "clique"....those of u who've cum to europe...know what i mean :)
BRB...time to change rooms...fuck, i wanna goto the beach soon....!!
WOOHOO...New Room...jeezuz...the tv works in this one...i gots me back a music channel...bathroom is better...i dont hit my head on the sink or catch my foot on the door anymore...and i gots a balcony...Woohoo!.....a better fuk pad to lean over and watch the guys walkin below....easier to invite em up...or look into other ppl's rooms :)
i think i need to celebrate with a few drags...."one moment please".... and "thankyou for your patience"...LOL ...sorry to keep u waitin pigs....
so last nite...i hit the bars here...packed...crowded...i head upstairs and the bathrooms and darkroom is up there....packed...rammed with guys! ...so i pop into the darkness and see whats going on....not much...dick tuggin...nipple pinching...smooching....lame shit.... but in the corner i see these 2 hot pigs going at it and suckin cock really wet n sloppy....ones gagging and the other guy is totally gag fucking him...so i nudge myself into this corner between a brick wall and a "cage wall" so im right beside them, but seperated by the wire cage and there's a stool for me to sit on....this hot guy cums upto me and watches me jerking my fat cock to the show right infront of me....he gets down on his knees and starts blowing my dick...nice....he's actually pretty good at it too....not alot of guys know how to suck dick well, and mine's a bit of a mouthfull to stomach.... so he's blowing me good...i can hear the guys' gagging next to me...so i take my bitch and slam fuk his throat deeper and start makin him gag...fuck...it was funny...it was gag...gag....gag...gag...back n forth....u woulda luved it....so after 15 mins of throat pluggin, im so Not ready do cum...i pull outta the fucker and see if i can get into his ass....he's not really into it...so i turn him around...take a lick at his dick...and 5 mins later i had a nice glob of goo down my throat....kiss kiss...and adios....
so i head out...grab me another drink...have a smoke...and these 2 younger guys r cruisin me...one short little skinny one with a euro coiffe...and a middle eastern lookin guy with a button up flashy euro shirt....LOL...i was dressed down...flip flops...tight red t-shirt...army cargo shorts....good tropical, practical pig wear! euro my ass...im not gettin my good designer shit dirty in a darkroom...thats what the pigwear is for...it can get as sweaty n dirty as it likes, cause its just gonna get cummy with dick spit again.... So i head back into the darkroom...get into a little fight with this bitch who's grabbin my dick even through i pushed the fat ugly fuck away like 5 times....we were almost ready to kill and the guys split us apart...honestly dont fuck with me guys...if im not interested...dont make another move or ill bite ur fuckin balls off!.... so i walk into a corner n chill and see buddy euro boy with the white shirt and punky look right across from me...he wants a piece of me...i wanna see what he's packin, so i get right upto him and feel his dick....its nice n fat....awesome...i start sucking on his throbing dick...kissing, biting nipples...back to sucking...he's luvin it...im luvin it...and he's pokin at my hole....hmmm..he def wants inside...someone's knockin on the door...."who's there!! " ...."fat euro cock"...."cum cum inside...make urself at fuckin home"
LOL
so me n buddy go into the same wall/cage/stool corner where prying hands r at a minimum...suck his dick some more...and then i turn my ass around, get as much spit as i can on his dick, and work my ass down on this fat knob...fuck he felt good...really fuckin dry...more spit...and wam...get it in balls deep...Nice!
he plugs away at my hole for a few mins...i turn around, suck his dick and lube it up some more...slam my ass down again....and i can feel he's gettin close...he keeps pulling out and i pull him back in....he spins me around...guess he didnt wanna cum in my hole...fuck "it could be unsafe" LOLOLOLOL
i suck him a min or two, and he sprays another nice tasty load down my throat....wow...not bad for 30 mins....2 loads yummy yummy in my tummy and a fat dick opening up my tight hole...good...the night looks promising....
so i stick around a bit longer...and i head out to the boardwalk...i dunno, coulda been 2-3am...i dunno, the bars r still busy....the boardwalk is only gettin started...and i was told what goes on there at night by friends....they weren't fuckin kidding!! Long story short...cause i musta sucked on 20 dicks! ...1st guy had a nice dick...sucked him...he fucked me...sucked him some more....load...score!....walk around...find the big "main cruisy" area of the boardwalf...suck another 10 dicks....no loads....and then....bump into the last fuckers friend from the bar that was checkin me out...middle eastern dude...guess his buddy musta told him all about my hot ass....he pins me against the rock wall...starts kissing and pinching my nipples....feeds me his dick for a bit...spins me around...fucks my ass raw...and i mean fuckin raw...spit n shove...we attract a lrg crowd....then they leave...more cum...more watch...more leave...he's dickin my ass for 10 mins...and then he shoots a nice fuckin wad or seed...spins me round...and lick lick, slurp slurp....kiss snog...spit...kiss, bite...spit, bite, slurp....Its over! we start chattin...and he's actually some greek londoner...huge accent...kinda of a turn off...glad we didnt chat b4....tell him im a virgin to this town...he's turned on...tell him "he de-virginized me" ...or at least his buddy did 1st...but he "finished the job" :)) .... he fucken laughs his head off....mabey i'll run into him again with his buddy boy fat dick friend...mabey i wont....told him he could stick his dick in me anytime all week :) ...walk around a bit more...glad i wore flip flops...sand everywhere! ....suck more dick...no loads....suck another fat dicked fucker....another load...score! ..and this one tasted really fuckin good! almost like yoghurt...YUMS!! ....suck more dick....walk back to the hotel....and off to bed.....Nice way to start off a week on the beach!
ok...its time i fuckin headed off to the beach now....i switched rooms...its done...im happy....i need a bit more reef...and im off to the nude beach....gots to get my ass some sun and chill with the boys.... ill keep u updated...the wifi sucks here...and most of my time'll be spent sucking, fucking, smooching...cruisin...fuck...its gonna be a fun week...if any of u cant guess where i am...i cant blame u...im being so secretive...only cause i have to be....but if u can guess where i am....i will totally let u fuck my hole good...even if ur fugly...ill blindfold myself... funny thing is...my new room is right infront of the stairs and lift....i could totally leave my door open, blindfold myself on the bed...they'd go nuts...half the floor is full of fags...but the other half r old euro grannies who'd freak if they saw anything so much as a cum stain on the marble floor! Haha
oh hello...i can see a hot fucker in a speedo across on the other balcony...hmm..think ill rub my dick in my red speedos too....oh yeah...he's rubbin back...he's turned on big time...wunder if he can guess im writing about it right now on a blog...hmmm...gotta run...he just pulled his dick outta.....oh fuck....its gonna be a fun fun fuckin week!!!!
Bgood
Bpig
pigboy
...drool....
23.8.08
Coulda Shoulda Woulda ....
fuck...these french fuckers r hot....gotta luv walkin into a guys place & finding his ass spread winking at ur dick :)
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so yesterday...what a night... it wasnt all that exciting to tell u the truth...but i need to take in a few drags of this new shit i got....it's really strong...got twice the amt of it for the same price...and keeps me hard as all fuck...im getting me a kilo to carry around all fall....well...mabey 20grams...that should last me till say...hmmm....halloween...or fuk...sooner if my family drives me insane....brb
ok...much better now...i couldnt deal with being awake so early...think i only gots me 4 hrs of sleep...and i like to fuckin sleep, lemme tell ya :) i bought this little portable grinder...its fuckin awesome...it looks like a little metal yo-yo...but it opens up in two and its got these sharp teeth that grind up the shit...and its like a little portable carrying case cause the 2 pieces stay stuck together like a magnet...fuck...its ingeneious...now u can bring ur portable fresh grind to the party!! Everyone will just fuckin die at how clever it is...coffee just doesnt taste the same freeze dried...and neither does weed...the fresher...the smoother it burns...the better it tastes...and the least side effects u get...like sleepiness & limp dick...i dunno if i can call the munchies part of it bad...i actually like the munchies...its my stoned dazed opportunity to eat the junk i never would sober...and i luv eating...i never have much of an appetite, but get me tokin and i get fuckin huuuungry....1st all i want is dick n ass...then all i want is water....then all i want is dick again....then i want more water...then cum the munchies....and then...well u guessed it...more dick n ass.... And when my ass gets the muchines...it gets the fuckin munchies...it just wants to be fuckin fed full of fat throbin dick... And i could never deepthroat a 10"dick sober...or drunk...that would just make me puke....dope me up, and im good to fuckin go...
So...my night...last nite...fuck...interesting... I was out the whole fuckin day tokin around town...building up my little "stoned photography" album...my feet r fuckin killing me...its all walk walk walk in this town...jeez...i guess im too used to driving around in my fagmobile back home to notice i need to walk around more...friends always insist on picking me up...or having me pick them up....but i always tell em to get off their ass & walk & lose a pound...im nice aint i :) ...but then i always insist on driving them around too...cause fuck..when it gets cold in Canada...it gets Mutha Fucking Ka Cold....and there's no fuckin way im walkin in that shit for longer than i have to....fuck i dont wanna go back...ill probably have to shovel the fuckin sidewalk in october when i return...ok..its not that bad....but global warming shit is fucking up the weather....and everyone in toronto, who lives there...knows it! And u probably fuckin know it too...why has the weather been so freaky the last few years ehh!! ....ok last nite...i get in b4 dark...and my feet r killin me like fuck...so i takes me a nap to rejuve b4 headin out...well...this guy txt's me...we've been chattin oh i dunno...months...mabey a year or two online...he noticed i was in town and wanted to meet up...im like sure! he sounded like a hot fucker online...and spoke english which is a plus with me! I cant stand speaking half english/half french...half spanish...half italian to fuckin ppl...i just get annoyed and feel like finding the 1st irish or scottish fucker to go fuck off with....ill even settle for an american! Yikes...chatted with these American leather daddies havin a toke outside the bars last nite...R they fuckin fucked or what!! I dont wanna offend all my American fans and readers...i fuckin luv the fact ur nation and ideals r fucked up...and some of u r really kinky fuckers...and some of you r really trashy fucked up washed up trailer trash, and i luv u all too!! But what the fuck is it that excites all u capitalistic, loud, gimmer bigger, newer and better muthah fuckah's ??... U need to keep ur minds open and explore the world with a fresh set of eyes... Not everything is gonna be like back home...please, is back home all that better? No... Is ur Big fuckin Mac gonna taste different overseas...fuck ya...is the beer stronger n better...fuck ya... R ppl dressed all weird n stylish and make u look drab...fuck ya! just deal with it and go with the flow....this other american guy I chatted with over breakfast here where im staying, insisted the bitchy queen behind the counter make his breakfast for him...make him xtra toast...and didnt even eat half the fuckin shit...Why do u ppl waste waste waste!!...i made my own fuckin toast...just cause i didnt want the skinny nasty queen touchin ma food with his spidery little fingers that he used to probably pick his little tiny faggy nose with...LOL Fuk..im barely stoned and im ranting...so back to last nite....
The guy i was chattin with for awhile txt's me...lets call him Clark Kent...or is it Kent Clarke...i dunno...lets call him Mr.Bean actually....his younger and continental cousin....so fuck...i wake up, tell him im jumping in the shower, and tell him to txt me when he's downstairs...i barely get outta the shower & he's here...so i quickly put some shit on and get downstairs...i had barely opened the door, when i saw this skinny little guy all dressed in black with these Honking big black horned rimmed glasses waiting outside...im like "oh fuck"..."oh fuck me...oh fuck me, Why does He punish me so!!" ...i cant just fuckin toss him aside and bolt...im halfway out the door...i gotta say Hi...so honetly, i was so dissapointed...he came across as such a piggy fucker online...and he works in the theatre arts or some shit like that...so i got the impression he was super artsy fag piggy...and artsy kinky piggy fag can be really hot :) ...but alas..it was not meant to be...his attitude came across as geeky...his speech...even his glare...i honestly think he's been declared legally blind...poor guy...having to look at the world thru those coke bottle lenses.... I shoudnt talk...im blind too....but i usually wear the contacts...and when i don the 4-eyed look, its usually in a designer pair of frames...i look hot n sexy thanks :)
So what do u think i do! I invite him up...lordy fuck!! And lets make it perfectly clear...i just didnt wanna be seen on the street with him...i had to get him off that street right away...so up we go...he sits on my bed...eeks...geeks on the bed...ive had worse...so i really invited him up, cause i wasnt ready to go out yet...and i wanted to toke b4 i hit any bars...actually..after meeting him...I just plain needed to toke...period...dot dot dot Hahahha
so we chat 'bout shit...he's rambling on for eons about his weird life...im like "really, u dont say!! ...excuse me! (cough cough)...drag...drag...exhale...(cough cough)....really u dont say!! ", he's makin me fall asleep...so i decide its time to go...i woulda jumped him sitting on my bed by now if i had cumpletely lost all my marbles...so what do i do...i strip right in front of him...underwear and all...put on some ripped up jeans...hightops...and a white, sweaty wife beater under my zippy sweater (its fuckin chilly here at nite...its fuckin chilly in the day too)...and we head out...ok fuck...i dont wanna be scene with him in public...eeeks!! am i bad or what...u def should not suck anyones cock that u wouldnt wanna be scene in public with...thats kinda always been my rule with guys...so while it excludes a fair amt of dick...its really an indication of how low my moral standards go when it cums to dick n men....unless im blindfolded of course...then i just have no choice...
so we're outside and a new gay club was opening on the street...and i wanted to check it out, cause its half club/bar...half kinky shit and darkroom/sling room kind of a place...but the place was packed...and i didnt wanna be seen in there with mr.beany...so we walked on....he talked geek...i toked away...he mumbled geek...i would nod and hum hum him in confirmation of the useless information he was giving me...all i could think of was "how the fuck do i get rid of him NOW" ...so we get to one of the gay bar districts... its busy... fuck (pretend he's not here....pretend ur not walking with him)...i mean fuck...i dont wanna sound vain and shallow...but u would never see a guy like me ever walk around with a guy like that in public out together...u just dont see it!! so we walk into this bar...grab a drink...and we're outside, im watchin the crowd...he's bantering...or i think he shut up a bit...i think he may have noticed how "not" interested i was...i feel bad for guys like that...the "not so" normal ones.... im actually grateful im nuthin like that, and i can blend in yet stand out alone in a social setting with other ppl...im def unique...but im not a freak...well...normal conservative small town folk would probably consider me a dirty bastard...and so would my family...if they knew just the half of it....fuck....
so mr.beany mentions he needs to "catch a train home"...and im like "WOOHOO...lemme fuckin walk ya to the station!!" ....oh jeez, looks at the time...he just missed it...it runs hourly...fuk...he asks "wanna have another drink on the way, and kill some time...I really wish i could spend more time with u next time u come back here, ok?" ....and im like..."Huh...next time...ummmm...of course!" So so stoooned...and so Not Boned right now!! We walk to another set of bars...grab another drink...and all the leather piggy guys would look at me...then look at him...then look at me...then look at him...then look at me...and look at him...then, well u get the drift... FUCK... I Knew it would end like that...i just ignored all the stupid fuckers and started talking with this leather daddy at the bar...one of those local pathetic losers who sits at the leather bar in the same fuckin outfit every fucking night, god only know how much of his pension he spends on leather cleaner, plant food and Geritol.... our fuckin seniors need better muthah fuckin pension fuck!!!! Ill be lucky if i end up collecting pension and swiggin back the Geritol at 65.... I get the feeling i'll have my date with the gods, Mary, Joseph, & Baby J and alot sooner than that...but fuck...im having fun b4 that fuckin picnic!!
So me n my best geek bud head out for a smoke...chat it up...say good nite, and he scoots off to catch his train..."Phewwww!!!" ....finally...what a fuckin....I dunno...FUCK...i guess this is His way of punishing me on occasion, cause He's trying to fuck with my mind, with His wisdom and His great love for me!! HAhaha....i love getting all jihad religious n christian...It rocks my world to talk religion when im stoned... So geeks is Ga gone....and i shoot back into this bar and str8 down to the dark room...i needed a dark and quiet environment to clear my mind of the experience i had just been put the test to...(i could have been mean and evil...but i prevailed, and overcame my basic instincts to be a bitch...and presented myself as a true gentleman)...fuck that, i shoulda popped back in the door and left him waiting outside for an hour...oh wait...karma woulda probably bit me back with a rash...shit...i was nice...i was nice...dont rain on my parade!!
so down in the darkroom...its busy as fuck...think i noticed some hot guys in the dark...but i just wanted to watch some hot action...but b4 i know it...this tall shirtless skinhead dude walks up to me...young...30-35ish in the dark..hairless...wearing a rubber jockstrap...HOT....and he turns around and shows me his ass...hmmm...this is a 1st...my eyes had barely adjusted to the dark yet...so i start feeling up his ass and its fuckin slimey...Whoa dude....is that what i think it is....oh fuck ya! Cum to papa cumhole....cum to papa!
so i start to finger fuck his ass and its really fuckin warm n gooey...i grab my dick outta my pants and start spitting down on it and get it lubed up....skinhead cumhole is bent over...he's waitin for it...he knows what he wants, he knows what i like...fuck...how did this guy know?? he pulls my finger outta his ass...licks my finger...kisses me...oh Jezuz fuckin christ, this guy really knows how to turn me on....he grabs my fat dick and works it in his hole....so i start to thrust it forward and fuck it feels good...i can totally feel all the dickwadds up his fuckin ass...the cum is running outtta his ass down my dick and dripping off my balls...Fuckin luved it....so i fuck him for a cpl mins down in the dark room...the guys r barely paying attention...they got their own shit to deal with....some of em r watching...but all u see r shadows and they can tell someones gettin fucked good...so I pull my dick out...was nowhere close to cumming...and i push him down on my dick to clean it off...the pig went nuts....so i turn him around again and go for his ass...musta fucked him another cpl mins...or 20...i dunno, my head was spinning with the weed, beer, and poppers...i couldnt cum yet, i knew that, he knew that...so he pulled off me after awhile...got down like a good pig and cleaned my dick off and came back for a big sloppy wet kiss....Nice!!
So he starts chatting me up in the darkroom...where r u from? how long r u staying? blah blah blah...and he confeses he knows who i am! Im like, who the fuck r u?!?! Apparently we've exchanged a few msgs online b4....so he knew i was in town...recognised me right away in the darkroom...and came str8 for me....Like Whoa dude!! talk about fuckin hot....i always told him i wanted to fuk his cumhole whenever i travelled overseas...little did i ever fuckin expect to get his cumhole served on a fuckin platter like that....fuckin sweet!
well...i told him i def wanted to get back in there...knowing who i was talking to at that point and putting a face (or winking hole) to the online entity totally turned me on even more... dunno if we'll hook up again, or if ill run into him at the bars again....but i can def say i "roosted" with some of the piggiest here in town.... and fuck...everyone's had his cumhole...he is a Cumhole....he luvs being and admitting to being a cumhole...He's Cumhole!! LOL ...if he read this...i think he would totally be laughing his head off....i should send him the link to the blog...but fuck...that would totally break my cover over here...and it would easily leak back home in say like...a week or two....its a small world! Half the fun in writing about all the trouble i get into is being anonymous...anyone who knew me well, would fuckin FLIP if they put 2 & 2 together and guessed who i was...it would probably turn my fuk buddies on....turn my friends off and "tisk tisk" at me...and then everyone would be reading this shit just to find out what else i got upto and read out whether or not they were a good fuck or not...Nope...not interested...I would totally stop writing the blog then...no more fun...
so...cumhole leaves...i go outside...catch my breath after that hot hot fuck...and hit the next bar...this one is crowded ...the basement is totally packed...so u really cant have much fun...too many guys...to many hands on u...not enuf space or privacy to have fun...i mean u dont expect total privacy...half the fun is being watched, or letting another hot fucker join in...but when its wall to wall pig...there's just too many pigs in the pen to roost in comfortably...but i start to chat up this muscle mary and his little latino friend next too him...muscle mary fucks off..good..he was older n wrinkly...past his prime...but latino is cute...and i can tell he's piggy...we're chattin...we're flirtin...we're twisting each others nipples...we're snogging...as the brits would say...exchanging wet sloppy kisses, and i notice he's wearing a rubber jockstrap too!...just like cumhole...Nice!! and u know what a rubber jockstrap means dontcha?? It means their most likely...Piggy ...into Piss...Cum...and well...enuf kinky fetishes to keep me turned on...so we go into a corner and i start fingering his hole...he tells me "he's more in a top mood and not "ready" to fuk"...i can dig it...i was ready and prepared for anything myself :) so i get him to suck on my dick...i wunder if he could taste Cumhole's ass and cum on my dick...hmm..mabey Cumhole licked me off good....he's luvin it...im gagging his little spic mouth...so then i turn over and give him my ass to lick...he goes to town eating out my ass...after a few mins i can tell he's kinda tired kneeling on the floor, so i get him up and we go upstairs...we're chattin n chattin...super nice guy...then i notice he's got a red arm band on, and a red stripe on his jockstrap...hmmm...a fister...nice...so we talk fisting for awhile..joke around and head out for a smoke...he's totally In Luv with me, and invites me back next year to stay at his place in town during gay pride... i know me n him could totally get upto alot of trouble...especially if he introduces me to half of his piggy fucker friends....hmmm..something to keep in mind...who knows if we'll stay in touch at all...but we xchanged emails...we'll see :)
gotta piss...brb...
ok back...make that a dump too...LOL
TMI !! TMI !! ...get fuckin over it!
so i invite latino to cum over to my place...i gots me a clawfoot tub that would totally be hot for piss play...but he says he's gonna stay at the bars...and im totally cool with that... i think he wanted me over at his place...but he didnt ask me...think he was afraid of me saying no...but u cant say u got turned down or rejected until u actually ask and make a move! ....thats what i hate hearing about from guys..."he's so hot...i shoulda talked to him...or...what do i say to him?...he wont like me!" Like fuck guys...get the fuck over ur insecurities and make a move...why do I always have to make a move..fuck..if i never did, id never fuckin get laid cause ur dumb ass would never cum up and talk to me! ...Coulda, shoulda, woulda!! i live by that motto...make ur move now, or never...U may only get one shot, or one chance to meet/fuck/suck with anyone at that particular moment in time..make the best of it and what you've got to offer!! So me n latino part ways...i get me some thai curry in a box with chopsticks to eat on the way home...my ass is ok...im saving it for today....i wanna fuk more ass...but there is no way im paying 20euro to fuk whatever pathetic hole is at the sauna next door to me tonite...that is way too expensive to shoot a load in some hole...im on a budget...
so..today...whats in the books...well...stoning it up nice n early...gotta shower out good...and i plan on hittin some slings & gloryholes to bring my stay here upto a big bang finish...ill have a bandanna on me if i get into the mood to blindfold myself and just take any fuckers dick in my ass.... i wants the cum seeping outta my hole when i jet off to the beach tomorrow...ohhhh fuck..im looking sooooooooo forward to some heat n sun...i wanna feel my ass fuckin burn, and feel the sand grind between my ass cheeks and dive into the water butt naked, feeling the cool salt water soothe my aching fukhole!!! Oh fuck yeah...beach bum boys here i CUM!! ...so if u see my ass lying on the beach...take ur chance...spill some cold beer on it...slap it...blow me kisses...fuck...ill either jump str8 for ur cock or just bite ur head off...Coulda Shoulda Woulda!!!
oh..and here's a clip of what i plan on gettin upto today...enjoy pigs :p
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so yesterday...what a night... it wasnt all that exciting to tell u the truth...but i need to take in a few drags of this new shit i got....it's really strong...got twice the amt of it for the same price...and keeps me hard as all fuck...im getting me a kilo to carry around all fall....well...mabey 20grams...that should last me till say...hmmm....halloween...or fuk...sooner if my family drives me insane....brb
ok...much better now...i couldnt deal with being awake so early...think i only gots me 4 hrs of sleep...and i like to fuckin sleep, lemme tell ya :) i bought this little portable grinder...its fuckin awesome...it looks like a little metal yo-yo...but it opens up in two and its got these sharp teeth that grind up the shit...and its like a little portable carrying case cause the 2 pieces stay stuck together like a magnet...fuck...its ingeneious...now u can bring ur portable fresh grind to the party!! Everyone will just fuckin die at how clever it is...coffee just doesnt taste the same freeze dried...and neither does weed...the fresher...the smoother it burns...the better it tastes...and the least side effects u get...like sleepiness & limp dick...i dunno if i can call the munchies part of it bad...i actually like the munchies...its my stoned dazed opportunity to eat the junk i never would sober...and i luv eating...i never have much of an appetite, but get me tokin and i get fuckin huuuungry....1st all i want is dick n ass...then all i want is water....then all i want is dick again....then i want more water...then cum the munchies....and then...well u guessed it...more dick n ass.... And when my ass gets the muchines...it gets the fuckin munchies...it just wants to be fuckin fed full of fat throbin dick... And i could never deepthroat a 10"dick sober...or drunk...that would just make me puke....dope me up, and im good to fuckin go...
So...my night...last nite...fuck...interesting... I was out the whole fuckin day tokin around town...building up my little "stoned photography" album...my feet r fuckin killing me...its all walk walk walk in this town...jeez...i guess im too used to driving around in my fagmobile back home to notice i need to walk around more...friends always insist on picking me up...or having me pick them up....but i always tell em to get off their ass & walk & lose a pound...im nice aint i :) ...but then i always insist on driving them around too...cause fuck..when it gets cold in Canada...it gets Mutha Fucking Ka Cold....and there's no fuckin way im walkin in that shit for longer than i have to....fuck i dont wanna go back...ill probably have to shovel the fuckin sidewalk in october when i return...ok..its not that bad....but global warming shit is fucking up the weather....and everyone in toronto, who lives there...knows it! And u probably fuckin know it too...why has the weather been so freaky the last few years ehh!! ....ok last nite...i get in b4 dark...and my feet r killin me like fuck...so i takes me a nap to rejuve b4 headin out...well...this guy txt's me...we've been chattin oh i dunno...months...mabey a year or two online...he noticed i was in town and wanted to meet up...im like sure! he sounded like a hot fucker online...and spoke english which is a plus with me! I cant stand speaking half english/half french...half spanish...half italian to fuckin ppl...i just get annoyed and feel like finding the 1st irish or scottish fucker to go fuck off with....ill even settle for an american! Yikes...chatted with these American leather daddies havin a toke outside the bars last nite...R they fuckin fucked or what!! I dont wanna offend all my American fans and readers...i fuckin luv the fact ur nation and ideals r fucked up...and some of u r really kinky fuckers...and some of you r really trashy fucked up washed up trailer trash, and i luv u all too!! But what the fuck is it that excites all u capitalistic, loud, gimmer bigger, newer and better muthah fuckah's ??... U need to keep ur minds open and explore the world with a fresh set of eyes... Not everything is gonna be like back home...please, is back home all that better? No... Is ur Big fuckin Mac gonna taste different overseas...fuck ya...is the beer stronger n better...fuck ya... R ppl dressed all weird n stylish and make u look drab...fuck ya! just deal with it and go with the flow....this other american guy I chatted with over breakfast here where im staying, insisted the bitchy queen behind the counter make his breakfast for him...make him xtra toast...and didnt even eat half the fuckin shit...Why do u ppl waste waste waste!!...i made my own fuckin toast...just cause i didnt want the skinny nasty queen touchin ma food with his spidery little fingers that he used to probably pick his little tiny faggy nose with...LOL Fuk..im barely stoned and im ranting...so back to last nite....
The guy i was chattin with for awhile txt's me...lets call him Clark Kent...or is it Kent Clarke...i dunno...lets call him Mr.Bean actually....his younger and continental cousin....so fuck...i wake up, tell him im jumping in the shower, and tell him to txt me when he's downstairs...i barely get outta the shower & he's here...so i quickly put some shit on and get downstairs...i had barely opened the door, when i saw this skinny little guy all dressed in black with these Honking big black horned rimmed glasses waiting outside...im like "oh fuck"..."oh fuck me...oh fuck me, Why does He punish me so!!" ...i cant just fuckin toss him aside and bolt...im halfway out the door...i gotta say Hi...so honetly, i was so dissapointed...he came across as such a piggy fucker online...and he works in the theatre arts or some shit like that...so i got the impression he was super artsy fag piggy...and artsy kinky piggy fag can be really hot :) ...but alas..it was not meant to be...his attitude came across as geeky...his speech...even his glare...i honestly think he's been declared legally blind...poor guy...having to look at the world thru those coke bottle lenses.... I shoudnt talk...im blind too....but i usually wear the contacts...and when i don the 4-eyed look, its usually in a designer pair of frames...i look hot n sexy thanks :)
So what do u think i do! I invite him up...lordy fuck!! And lets make it perfectly clear...i just didnt wanna be seen on the street with him...i had to get him off that street right away...so up we go...he sits on my bed...eeks...geeks on the bed...ive had worse...so i really invited him up, cause i wasnt ready to go out yet...and i wanted to toke b4 i hit any bars...actually..after meeting him...I just plain needed to toke...period...dot dot dot Hahahha
so we chat 'bout shit...he's rambling on for eons about his weird life...im like "really, u dont say!! ...excuse me! (cough cough)...drag...drag...exhale...(cough cough)....really u dont say!! ", he's makin me fall asleep...so i decide its time to go...i woulda jumped him sitting on my bed by now if i had cumpletely lost all my marbles...so what do i do...i strip right in front of him...underwear and all...put on some ripped up jeans...hightops...and a white, sweaty wife beater under my zippy sweater (its fuckin chilly here at nite...its fuckin chilly in the day too)...and we head out...ok fuck...i dont wanna be scene with him in public...eeeks!! am i bad or what...u def should not suck anyones cock that u wouldnt wanna be scene in public with...thats kinda always been my rule with guys...so while it excludes a fair amt of dick...its really an indication of how low my moral standards go when it cums to dick n men....unless im blindfolded of course...then i just have no choice...
so we're outside and a new gay club was opening on the street...and i wanted to check it out, cause its half club/bar...half kinky shit and darkroom/sling room kind of a place...but the place was packed...and i didnt wanna be seen in there with mr.beany...so we walked on....he talked geek...i toked away...he mumbled geek...i would nod and hum hum him in confirmation of the useless information he was giving me...all i could think of was "how the fuck do i get rid of him NOW" ...so we get to one of the gay bar districts... its busy... fuck (pretend he's not here....pretend ur not walking with him)...i mean fuck...i dont wanna sound vain and shallow...but u would never see a guy like me ever walk around with a guy like that in public out together...u just dont see it!! so we walk into this bar...grab a drink...and we're outside, im watchin the crowd...he's bantering...or i think he shut up a bit...i think he may have noticed how "not" interested i was...i feel bad for guys like that...the "not so" normal ones.... im actually grateful im nuthin like that, and i can blend in yet stand out alone in a social setting with other ppl...im def unique...but im not a freak...well...normal conservative small town folk would probably consider me a dirty bastard...and so would my family...if they knew just the half of it....fuck....
so mr.beany mentions he needs to "catch a train home"...and im like "WOOHOO...lemme fuckin walk ya to the station!!" ....oh jeez, looks at the time...he just missed it...it runs hourly...fuk...he asks "wanna have another drink on the way, and kill some time...I really wish i could spend more time with u next time u come back here, ok?" ....and im like..."Huh...next time...ummmm...of course!" So so stoooned...and so Not Boned right now!! We walk to another set of bars...grab another drink...and all the leather piggy guys would look at me...then look at him...then look at me...then look at him...then look at me...and look at him...then, well u get the drift... FUCK... I Knew it would end like that...i just ignored all the stupid fuckers and started talking with this leather daddy at the bar...one of those local pathetic losers who sits at the leather bar in the same fuckin outfit every fucking night, god only know how much of his pension he spends on leather cleaner, plant food and Geritol.... our fuckin seniors need better muthah fuckin pension fuck!!!! Ill be lucky if i end up collecting pension and swiggin back the Geritol at 65.... I get the feeling i'll have my date with the gods, Mary, Joseph, & Baby J and alot sooner than that...but fuck...im having fun b4 that fuckin picnic!!
So me n my best geek bud head out for a smoke...chat it up...say good nite, and he scoots off to catch his train..."Phewwww!!!" ....finally...what a fuckin....I dunno...FUCK...i guess this is His way of punishing me on occasion, cause He's trying to fuck with my mind, with His wisdom and His great love for me!! HAhaha....i love getting all jihad religious n christian...It rocks my world to talk religion when im stoned... So geeks is Ga gone....and i shoot back into this bar and str8 down to the dark room...i needed a dark and quiet environment to clear my mind of the experience i had just been put the test to...(i could have been mean and evil...but i prevailed, and overcame my basic instincts to be a bitch...and presented myself as a true gentleman)...fuck that, i shoulda popped back in the door and left him waiting outside for an hour...oh wait...karma woulda probably bit me back with a rash...shit...i was nice...i was nice...dont rain on my parade!!
so down in the darkroom...its busy as fuck...think i noticed some hot guys in the dark...but i just wanted to watch some hot action...but b4 i know it...this tall shirtless skinhead dude walks up to me...young...30-35ish in the dark..hairless...wearing a rubber jockstrap...HOT....and he turns around and shows me his ass...hmmm...this is a 1st...my eyes had barely adjusted to the dark yet...so i start feeling up his ass and its fuckin slimey...Whoa dude....is that what i think it is....oh fuck ya! Cum to papa cumhole....cum to papa!
so i start to finger fuck his ass and its really fuckin warm n gooey...i grab my dick outta my pants and start spitting down on it and get it lubed up....skinhead cumhole is bent over...he's waitin for it...he knows what he wants, he knows what i like...fuck...how did this guy know?? he pulls my finger outta his ass...licks my finger...kisses me...oh Jezuz fuckin christ, this guy really knows how to turn me on....he grabs my fat dick and works it in his hole....so i start to thrust it forward and fuck it feels good...i can totally feel all the dickwadds up his fuckin ass...the cum is running outtta his ass down my dick and dripping off my balls...Fuckin luved it....so i fuck him for a cpl mins down in the dark room...the guys r barely paying attention...they got their own shit to deal with....some of em r watching...but all u see r shadows and they can tell someones gettin fucked good...so I pull my dick out...was nowhere close to cumming...and i push him down on my dick to clean it off...the pig went nuts....so i turn him around again and go for his ass...musta fucked him another cpl mins...or 20...i dunno, my head was spinning with the weed, beer, and poppers...i couldnt cum yet, i knew that, he knew that...so he pulled off me after awhile...got down like a good pig and cleaned my dick off and came back for a big sloppy wet kiss....Nice!!
So he starts chatting me up in the darkroom...where r u from? how long r u staying? blah blah blah...and he confeses he knows who i am! Im like, who the fuck r u?!?! Apparently we've exchanged a few msgs online b4....so he knew i was in town...recognised me right away in the darkroom...and came str8 for me....Like Whoa dude!! talk about fuckin hot....i always told him i wanted to fuk his cumhole whenever i travelled overseas...little did i ever fuckin expect to get his cumhole served on a fuckin platter like that....fuckin sweet!
well...i told him i def wanted to get back in there...knowing who i was talking to at that point and putting a face (or winking hole) to the online entity totally turned me on even more... dunno if we'll hook up again, or if ill run into him at the bars again....but i can def say i "roosted" with some of the piggiest here in town.... and fuck...everyone's had his cumhole...he is a Cumhole....he luvs being and admitting to being a cumhole...He's Cumhole!! LOL ...if he read this...i think he would totally be laughing his head off....i should send him the link to the blog...but fuck...that would totally break my cover over here...and it would easily leak back home in say like...a week or two....its a small world! Half the fun in writing about all the trouble i get into is being anonymous...anyone who knew me well, would fuckin FLIP if they put 2 & 2 together and guessed who i was...it would probably turn my fuk buddies on....turn my friends off and "tisk tisk" at me...and then everyone would be reading this shit just to find out what else i got upto and read out whether or not they were a good fuck or not...Nope...not interested...I would totally stop writing the blog then...no more fun...
so...cumhole leaves...i go outside...catch my breath after that hot hot fuck...and hit the next bar...this one is crowded ...the basement is totally packed...so u really cant have much fun...too many guys...to many hands on u...not enuf space or privacy to have fun...i mean u dont expect total privacy...half the fun is being watched, or letting another hot fucker join in...but when its wall to wall pig...there's just too many pigs in the pen to roost in comfortably...but i start to chat up this muscle mary and his little latino friend next too him...muscle mary fucks off..good..he was older n wrinkly...past his prime...but latino is cute...and i can tell he's piggy...we're chattin...we're flirtin...we're twisting each others nipples...we're snogging...as the brits would say...exchanging wet sloppy kisses, and i notice he's wearing a rubber jockstrap too!...just like cumhole...Nice!! and u know what a rubber jockstrap means dontcha?? It means their most likely...Piggy ...into Piss...Cum...and well...enuf kinky fetishes to keep me turned on...so we go into a corner and i start fingering his hole...he tells me "he's more in a top mood and not "ready" to fuk"...i can dig it...i was ready and prepared for anything myself :) so i get him to suck on my dick...i wunder if he could taste Cumhole's ass and cum on my dick...hmm..mabey Cumhole licked me off good....he's luvin it...im gagging his little spic mouth...so then i turn over and give him my ass to lick...he goes to town eating out my ass...after a few mins i can tell he's kinda tired kneeling on the floor, so i get him up and we go upstairs...we're chattin n chattin...super nice guy...then i notice he's got a red arm band on, and a red stripe on his jockstrap...hmmm...a fister...nice...so we talk fisting for awhile..joke around and head out for a smoke...he's totally In Luv with me, and invites me back next year to stay at his place in town during gay pride... i know me n him could totally get upto alot of trouble...especially if he introduces me to half of his piggy fucker friends....hmmm..something to keep in mind...who knows if we'll stay in touch at all...but we xchanged emails...we'll see :)
gotta piss...brb...
ok back...make that a dump too...LOL
TMI !! TMI !! ...get fuckin over it!
so i invite latino to cum over to my place...i gots me a clawfoot tub that would totally be hot for piss play...but he says he's gonna stay at the bars...and im totally cool with that... i think he wanted me over at his place...but he didnt ask me...think he was afraid of me saying no...but u cant say u got turned down or rejected until u actually ask and make a move! ....thats what i hate hearing about from guys..."he's so hot...i shoulda talked to him...or...what do i say to him?...he wont like me!" Like fuck guys...get the fuck over ur insecurities and make a move...why do I always have to make a move..fuck..if i never did, id never fuckin get laid cause ur dumb ass would never cum up and talk to me! ...Coulda, shoulda, woulda!! i live by that motto...make ur move now, or never...U may only get one shot, or one chance to meet/fuck/suck with anyone at that particular moment in time..make the best of it and what you've got to offer!! So me n latino part ways...i get me some thai curry in a box with chopsticks to eat on the way home...my ass is ok...im saving it for today....i wanna fuk more ass...but there is no way im paying 20euro to fuk whatever pathetic hole is at the sauna next door to me tonite...that is way too expensive to shoot a load in some hole...im on a budget...
so..today...whats in the books...well...stoning it up nice n early...gotta shower out good...and i plan on hittin some slings & gloryholes to bring my stay here upto a big bang finish...ill have a bandanna on me if i get into the mood to blindfold myself and just take any fuckers dick in my ass.... i wants the cum seeping outta my hole when i jet off to the beach tomorrow...ohhhh fuck..im looking sooooooooo forward to some heat n sun...i wanna feel my ass fuckin burn, and feel the sand grind between my ass cheeks and dive into the water butt naked, feeling the cool salt water soothe my aching fukhole!!! Oh fuck yeah...beach bum boys here i CUM!! ...so if u see my ass lying on the beach...take ur chance...spill some cold beer on it...slap it...blow me kisses...fuck...ill either jump str8 for ur cock or just bite ur head off...Coulda Shoulda Woulda!!!
oh..and here's a clip of what i plan on gettin upto today...enjoy pigs :p
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got me a new flavour today...this really strong shit & its making me rock fuckin hard....Im giving my ass a rest for now...wanna get it ready for a blindfold gangbang im setting up tomorrow...or mabey tonite :)
i got in the apt to rest my feet n chill, so i had to stroke my dick to some porn...& look at this shit...its fuckin hot....
...luv how that prissy leather queen is lickin the hot cumdumps wet hole...
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...and this one...i dunno if the kid's faking being a novice to dick...but i luv his gaping cumhole...& the top....think he bred the kid a few times silently b4 the big one near the end...or at least he precums like a gyzer...i luv that...'cept his cock is small to my lickin...he usually btms in porn....i wunder if the kid knew he was filming piggy shit...his cumhole geizer at the end is Amazing....im def watchin this one again later...its a cum shootin ending :p
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ok boys...thats all from me...saving my load for some slutt later tonite :p
i got in the apt to rest my feet n chill, so i had to stroke my dick to some porn...& look at this shit...its fuckin hot....
...luv how that prissy leather queen is lickin the hot cumdumps wet hole...
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...and this one...i dunno if the kid's faking being a novice to dick...but i luv his gaping cumhole...& the top....think he bred the kid a few times silently b4 the big one near the end...or at least he precums like a gyzer...i luv that...'cept his cock is small to my lickin...he usually btms in porn....i wunder if the kid knew he was filming piggy shit...his cumhole geizer at the end is Amazing....im def watchin this one again later...its a cum shootin ending :p
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ok boys...thats all from me...saving my load for some slutt later tonite :p
22.8.08
i just fuckin realized the posts are in Eastern Standard time...lordy...
Add 6 hrs to those times...fuck...that'll make more sense....so on this one...its not 6pm...its midnite...im just headed out...the nite is just getting started (evil grin) Fuk now a crappy song that's playing all over the radio is on tv...Kate Ryan...fuck i cant stand the bitch...and she's copied it from one of my nativ singers....the bitch is "playing the part" of a airline stewardess in her video...ill fuckin take her eyes out with the pair of earphones she gives me, and then run her carcass over with the fuckin drink trolley...cunty bitch!
Fuck im soooooo stoooooned duuuuude....whoooaaahhh!!!
Add 6 hrs to those times...fuck...that'll make more sense....so on this one...its not 6pm...its midnite...im just headed out...the nite is just getting started (evil grin) Fuk now a crappy song that's playing all over the radio is on tv...Kate Ryan...fuck i cant stand the bitch...and she's copied it from one of my nativ singers....the bitch is "playing the part" of a airline stewardess in her video...ill fuckin take her eyes out with the pair of earphones she gives me, and then run her carcass over with the fuckin drink trolley...cunty bitch!
Fuck im soooooo stoooooned duuuuude....whoooaaahhh!!!
Hit me baby one more time!
my head is fuckin flying now....im a space cadet....i fuckin luv it....so i get up really late...the cleaning guy woke me up....he wants my ass....he's actually one of the owners...he brushed up against my ass showing me how the safe works....fuck...i needed the wake up call....
im lookin up at the tv screen, and this fucking music video station fuckin rocks & kicks serious AASS...lol....the best reef music....apart from a Marley cd...
so hop in the shower and make me a cuppa coffee...get online to check messages...facebook and the like...and this guy emails me from the area... he wants to fuk...in an hour...hmmm, im thinkin...i dunno what he really looks like, but the pic of his dick looked big...so who was i to deny the fucker my hot ass....i was alredy roofin up the weed, and i get myself ready.... to go out...didnt know if he was gonna show for sure, but my ass was ready to go....
i get a txt a bit later "im downstairs"...hmmm, good, right on time buddy....i get myself downstairs...im suprised i havent killed myself on the steep staircases yet...even in the daarkrooms...fuck ive hit my head on the bathroom ceiling like 10 times alredy...the place is multilevel....charming...clawfoot tub (great for piss scenes)....4 poster bed...great for tying arms, legs or making makeshift belt stirrups!! Wooden framed beds suck for that....Its like i even bought my bed frame from Sleep Country Canada 10 years ago as a twink, in preperation for future pigginess...fuck...im genius :))
ok, so i open the door..and there's this guy...40ish...sexy & confident looking dressed in a suit minus the tie....i get him in...take him up...and we're standing in front of the poster bed between the old fireplace frame...seriously i didnt scope this place out...it fell on me! I start rubbing his dick thru his dress pants & WHOA!! Fat fucker, fuck yeah!! i take his leather belt off...and he takes off his pants....and he's wearing half knee high black dress socks...all he was missing was his tie...id take it from him and put it on my own neck....that would have been cherry on the icing of a perfect "business man fuck"...so his prick was huge...a good 10 inches...and fat as a log...i luv these huge saxon pricks....so i get down on the wooden floor and suck his cock right down to the base....he's moaning out loud...and im enjoying his prick for a while b4 i get up and lean over the bed frame and rub my ass on his big prick....he goes and grabs for the lube, so i hop into the bed, start sniffin the poppers...and start feeling his dick probing my ass...fuck he'd stick it in a bit and pull out...my ass felt so fucking raw from last nites dickings....i was grateful his cock was jabbing in just a bit...and then i realize, he's holding back cause he's close...fucker..."we got a live one here"...i dont care...i just want a load in me....not a fucking tea n crumpet session...so i throw him on the bed...get on top of his dick and ride it hard for a minute...he's warning me he's close...i tell him "i dont care...that he "came over to shoot his load in my ass"...my ass was totally hungry...and i told him that....
...he starts to really moan like a maniac and i sat down hard on his dick feeling my insides get all warm n gooshy....i luv marinating my liver.....when i got off his dick, a big glob of cum was running off it...so i scooped down and licked it off with my tongue....Wow....i told him to hit me up again if he was in the neighbourhood....mabey he will...but he's spending the weekend with his luver/boyfriend/husbund/sex slave, whatever... on a boat...so i ask him "does ur luver know u go over to sluts hotel's rooms and u fuck them?" ...he's like "Ya...my paartner does the same!"...so i reply back "good for him...both hor's", and he chuckles while i giggle....fuck, i needs me a good bf like that....someone i could totally have fun fucking with....have fun fucking with everyone else whenever i want (within limits), and crawl into bed with at the end of the day (or in the morning), and tell him all the dirty details...and vice versa...fuk, id wanna know it all, so i can place the cum im licking outta his hole into an image :p Am i a fuckin pig or what....am i sick.... I fuckin luv it...all you squeemish little fucks can go fuck urselves...if u cant deal with it...i can direct u to the Walt Disney website....i luved watchin the smurfs when i was a kid....Gargamel used to fuckin freak me out...ok...i need another spliff...another Britney video just started playing :)
ok...gots to go...im hitting the bars again...my feet hurt...been walkin all day doing photography...i take pictures of the weirdest crap when im stoned....i sware my camera is acting weird...is it me...or the grass...i gotta take it in when i get back...a thousand dollar piece of equipment shouldnt act up within a year like that...visited a big park too...nuthin much to cruise...too busy with freaks, concerts..bikers, joggers, and pot heads...i got good shots of ducks trying to attack my super supermaarkt lunch while i was toking...an amazing salad...crab salad, blue cheese...an assortment of milk/dark/white chocolate bars and cheap canned lager...mmmm....when i like to go out for a park picnic...i like to get down & splurge big! LOL...my friends know how much i luv sittin in a fire, or in the park tokin, eatin, giggling & shootin the shit....and i dont even look like the part of some park toker... if u see me sometime...just wave hello...ill follow u into the bush and suck ur dick dry :p ...ok fuck...a sleazy euro video with chicks in hot swimwear wearin slutt stiletto's is playing...Why Am I Hard!!! Hit me Baby One more Time!!
pigboy
im lookin up at the tv screen, and this fucking music video station fuckin rocks & kicks serious AASS...lol....the best reef music....apart from a Marley cd...
so hop in the shower and make me a cuppa coffee...get online to check messages...facebook and the like...and this guy emails me from the area... he wants to fuk...in an hour...hmmm, im thinkin...i dunno what he really looks like, but the pic of his dick looked big...so who was i to deny the fucker my hot ass....i was alredy roofin up the weed, and i get myself ready.... to go out...didnt know if he was gonna show for sure, but my ass was ready to go....
i get a txt a bit later "im downstairs"...hmmm, good, right on time buddy....i get myself downstairs...im suprised i havent killed myself on the steep staircases yet...even in the daarkrooms...fuck ive hit my head on the bathroom ceiling like 10 times alredy...the place is multilevel....charming...clawfoot tub (great for piss scenes)....4 poster bed...great for tying arms, legs or making makeshift belt stirrups!! Wooden framed beds suck for that....Its like i even bought my bed frame from Sleep Country Canada 10 years ago as a twink, in preperation for future pigginess...fuck...im genius :))
ok, so i open the door..and there's this guy...40ish...sexy & confident looking dressed in a suit minus the tie....i get him in...take him up...and we're standing in front of the poster bed between the old fireplace frame...seriously i didnt scope this place out...it fell on me! I start rubbing his dick thru his dress pants & WHOA!! Fat fucker, fuck yeah!! i take his leather belt off...and he takes off his pants....and he's wearing half knee high black dress socks...all he was missing was his tie...id take it from him and put it on my own neck....that would have been cherry on the icing of a perfect "business man fuck"...so his prick was huge...a good 10 inches...and fat as a log...i luv these huge saxon pricks....so i get down on the wooden floor and suck his cock right down to the base....he's moaning out loud...and im enjoying his prick for a while b4 i get up and lean over the bed frame and rub my ass on his big prick....he goes and grabs for the lube, so i hop into the bed, start sniffin the poppers...and start feeling his dick probing my ass...fuck he'd stick it in a bit and pull out...my ass felt so fucking raw from last nites dickings....i was grateful his cock was jabbing in just a bit...and then i realize, he's holding back cause he's close...fucker..."we got a live one here"...i dont care...i just want a load in me....not a fucking tea n crumpet session...so i throw him on the bed...get on top of his dick and ride it hard for a minute...he's warning me he's close...i tell him "i dont care...that he "came over to shoot his load in my ass"...my ass was totally hungry...and i told him that....
...he starts to really moan like a maniac and i sat down hard on his dick feeling my insides get all warm n gooshy....i luv marinating my liver.....when i got off his dick, a big glob of cum was running off it...so i scooped down and licked it off with my tongue....Wow....i told him to hit me up again if he was in the neighbourhood....mabey he will...but he's spending the weekend with his luver/boyfriend/husbund/sex slave, whatever... on a boat...so i ask him "does ur luver know u go over to sluts hotel's rooms and u fuck them?" ...he's like "Ya...my paartner does the same!"...so i reply back "good for him...both hor's", and he chuckles while i giggle....fuck, i needs me a good bf like that....someone i could totally have fun fucking with....have fun fucking with everyone else whenever i want (within limits), and crawl into bed with at the end of the day (or in the morning), and tell him all the dirty details...and vice versa...fuk, id wanna know it all, so i can place the cum im licking outta his hole into an image :p Am i a fuckin pig or what....am i sick.... I fuckin luv it...all you squeemish little fucks can go fuck urselves...if u cant deal with it...i can direct u to the Walt Disney website....i luved watchin the smurfs when i was a kid....Gargamel used to fuckin freak me out...ok...i need another spliff...another Britney video just started playing :)
ok...gots to go...im hitting the bars again...my feet hurt...been walkin all day doing photography...i take pictures of the weirdest crap when im stoned....i sware my camera is acting weird...is it me...or the grass...i gotta take it in when i get back...a thousand dollar piece of equipment shouldnt act up within a year like that...visited a big park too...nuthin much to cruise...too busy with freaks, concerts..bikers, joggers, and pot heads...i got good shots of ducks trying to attack my super supermaarkt lunch while i was toking...an amazing salad...crab salad, blue cheese...an assortment of milk/dark/white chocolate bars and cheap canned lager...mmmm....when i like to go out for a park picnic...i like to get down & splurge big! LOL...my friends know how much i luv sittin in a fire, or in the park tokin, eatin, giggling & shootin the shit....and i dont even look like the part of some park toker... if u see me sometime...just wave hello...ill follow u into the bush and suck ur dick dry :p ...ok fuck...a sleazy euro video with chicks in hot swimwear wearin slutt stiletto's is playing...Why Am I Hard!!! Hit me Baby One more Time!!
pigboy
21.8.08
Baackrooms, Herr Diick & Dam Aass
well...i didnt waste any fuckin time on my 1st day overseas....
well...i did actually...douching and chattin with pigs online takes its time...right?
its like 6 fuckin am...and im eating a big fuckin thing of camembert cheese....the shit cost 2dollars here...like fuck...why is it $8 back home...and the shit is imported here too from france...ok..im kinda over exacturating....it expires tomorrow (or actually today), so the shit was on sale...like even the fuckin fancy crackers that are $5 back home are like less than a buck here....seriously! ...works out for me...my various accomodations cost & arm n leg...and i hardly eat...so savings anywhere r great....
so i fuckin arrive to this city...and i;ll let u figure it out...if u cant...ur fuckin morons... this is fuckin sin city... and if any of u say vegas...ill personally cum & tear ur holes apart.... lets just say, everyone here dresses like freaks...acts sketchy...talks slurred...and ive been stoned since i walked off the plane... BTW..to all u travellers...one of the airports i stopped at has this weird new security machine... I guess i looked "special", so they chose me "randomly" to test my bag...they just ruffled thru it & then this chick cums up to me with gloves..a tweezer and a cloth, and i was under the impression she was gonna swab my ass for olympic doping control...and she wipes around the straps and zippers of my bag...puts it in the machine and test's it for fuck knows what! Am i fuckin glad i didnt pack any reef with me...JfuckingC !! i joked around with security and asked em "if they found my cocaine all over the bag... So...note to all u fuckers...send ur shit wrapped up airtight in cargo...mail it ahead...but you'd be a moron to pack it on ur person...
So i arrive here...im in a super fuckin shitty mood...try spending 10 hrs on a plane overnight without a smoke...and dealin with prissy flight attendants who give u that fake smile and u feel like extracting their shiney white teeth & flushin it down the airplane's toilet into that shitty septic tank.... im bright n cheery eh...Im actually a pretty good flyer...i only give attitude when its given and deserved in return...but dont turn on the lights halfway thru a fucking flight over the atlantic when everyone is clearly still asleep to serve me ur fuckin stale ass muffin and acidy tasting prepackaged orange beverage...me n a friend actually smoked up good b4 i left home, so the 1st half of the flight was tolerable...then reality started setting in...me, cramped...in a small fuckin chair...sitting beside mr. & mrs.smith travelling to get on a mediterranean cruise and listening to the queen behind me banter about his fuckin life to the bitch beside him... I nearly lost it...i could have taken everyones fuckin eye out with my shit ass plastic earphones...the good thing about the flight...the screen in the seat front had the option of playing games... I beat the fuckin airplane computer twice in medium and then hard playing levels of computer chess! Rock on...I have my nerdy moments...its actually a really good fuckin game...i probably play it once a year...so im really not that nerdy...i needs me a nice fuckin chess board at home...Card playing makes me nervous and annoyed...chess actually calms me right the fuck down... not alot really does, unless its really good fuckin reef...
Oh, and the fuckin reef here...wow...im gettin me another flavour tomorrow...i had to wait 2 fuckin hrs for my room to get cleaned...so i walk around town...go to the shop across the street from where im stayin...and honestly...the guy & me spent like 20 mins talking , sniffin, and sampling different kinds of reef off a fuckin menu....they need to sell an "assortment pack" for us non-locals...fuck back home, u fuckin smoke what u can get ur hands on...take it or leave it... And here! U can order fuckin take out...funny thing is...after we talked for 20 mins...the guy ID's me...ok...i dont look that young...im unshaved...looking doped up anyhow from the plane trips....Oh..got me a box...i gotta forward shit "home"...not canada...home home...i boughts me lots of toys and clothes for the kiddies....and the shit dont fit in my suitcase....I left all my gear and a dildo at home for the kiddie's sake....fuck...all i need is my niece running around the house with a fuckin dildo flopping around her little hands and a leather jock on her head after snooping thru my shit looking for airport candy...i would def be the talk of the town...fuck! I gots them winter clothes...Walmart sells super cheap shit for kids, and they dont fuckin know the diff...and i gots em, Magic Sand...the new n improved PlahDoh! An Etch-A-Sketch...and Connect 4...i think i was 4y/o when i last played Connect Four...so much fun!
ok...ive been rambling on for an hour..im sorry...if all ur looking for is to jerk ur rod and shoot a load...START WACKING OFF HERE!!! ....so i get me a cpl hrs rest...get up in the afternoon...go to the supermarket...gets me the cheap ass cheeze and stuff (im eating a chocolate chip cookie as we speak)...u pot smokers know full well...it pays to be prepared...munchies at 4 am with no food in sight, can honestly be, the worst form of punishment...funny thing is...even mcDonalds here was closed at midnight...fuck...in a city of stoners, they sure dont eat out late... not that i would even touch a big mac and shitty fries with a 10inch cock...
So i chat online...get myself showered...unpack shit...i dont hit the town until midnite...and fuck, i needed the xtra slow pace with my insomnia and the sheer quantity of grass i was smoking...i think it was called "Diesel Haze" flavour...fuck, it was the shit that smelled the least fruity...and i liked the name...marketing weed after a big clothing brand that has hot models u wanna spear with ur cock from end to end, frankly sells me :)
I walked around town a bit...got the lay of the land again...its been a cpl years since ive returned...and check out some of the bars...this place has a cpl gay "ghetto's"...there's a scene for everyone here...so i hit up the piggy places...1st bar...ok...gets me a becks...heads down to the darkrooms...young guys..older guys...fat guys...sexy piggy guys...I luv it...its all about selection in this city!! so this midget...ok...any guy shorter than me i consider a midget, kinda sketchy but sleazy looking was checkin me out for awhile, so i grab his dick and rub it thru his jeans...takes me into a cabin, or darkroom or something...i pull out my fat dick...he pulls out his...not bad...not big...skinny-ish...im thinking "great...a nice size dick to open up my hole after a week or two"...fuck, i cant remember the last time i got fucked...obviously ITS TIME!! ....so he does a pretty good job sucking on my cock, so i go down and get his dick hard and wet...and when i turn my ass over to his dick, he snorts...turns around his ass and shows me his puffy ass lips...hmmm, this is turning me on...so i spit on my dick and catch him off his guard and ram my rod str8 up his hole with no warning...Haha...i fuckin love making bitches squeal....impaled on my dick, so i just push forward and start to ram fuck his ass in the booth...it was a really good ride....but i was just gettin my night started...and i didnt wanna blow my load just yet....so i pull out and make him suck his ass off my dick...guys back home kinda 'cringe' at that usually (i certainly dont), so i fuckin luved it when every fuckin guy i fucked tonite went down on my dick no questions asked! I fuckin luv it here!! when can i relocate! so i get back to dicking his hole, pulling out quickly and jabbing back in which made him moan in pain...luv it...guys dont give me a choice when im the cockslut...i just fuckin take it like a good little pig...so who says im gonna take it easy on any other fuckin slut.... i can totally be a gentle romantic fuck, if i wanna be....but who wants to! Its called fucking...if i wanted to pet a a bitch, i got friends with feline fuckin pussies at home i could rub upto...LOL
so i pull out of the sluts ass...zip up, and walk out...no way im shooting a 3 day load just yet....finish off my beer, and go outside for a smoke...like FUCK...even this fuckin city has gone "smoke free"....whats up with everyone being a Nazi lately...i grew up with this shit wafting around my nursery incubator after i was born for JC....and look how i turned out! Just Fuckin Fine, ThankYou Very Fuckin Much :) So i hit another bar across the lane...this one looked more empty...went to the can...lit me up some reef and then hit the backrooms...so im cruisin a cpl guys down there, and this hot guy smokin a ciggie gets my attention...dunno if it was more the guy, or the smoking...but i was on him...he pulls me into another little room, locks up and pulls out this nice fuckin fat dick...looked alot like mine...so im sucking it like no tomorrow, and he starts feeling up my ass...now im wearing my dirty jockstrap...frames the ass nicely...pigs luv it...i luv it...everyones happy...and the stench of my jock keeps away all the prissy guys...so we lube up his dick with lots of spit and he works it deep in my ass...im holding up against the wall and start to feel my head spin...weed...beer...poppers...i fuckin luv that feeling when ur head spins when a nice fat dick is pumping ur ass...he's fucking me for 10 mins and i start feeling a bit sore...so i get down and slurp up my ass of his cock...he's luvin it and he flips me around and sticks his dick right up my hole...we're totally talkin dirty the hole time...well, actually i am...he's just got a grip on me and ramming away....the pain u would usually feel after a raw fat dicking just went away and my ass went numb...i could take anything up my hole after that point, so i start to really egg him on with dirty talk...and i can feel his dick throb and twitch a cpl times which almost makes me think he came...but after a hole 30 mins in that little dirty dungeon room, the fucker is still pulling out and jab fucking my sloppy hole like a spear when he lets out this huge fuckin groan, and i can feel his dick soften up...my cummy ass is just leaking outta my hole and running down my hairy legs...i fuckin luv that feeling...u know u worked it hard for that load...me n buddy xchange a few words and he's off...so im stumbling around like i had just gotten fucked royally, and i bump into this other hot lookin pig in track pants...yum...he grabs me and back we go into the same little fuckin room...Jeez, i should just go write my name on the door! he pulls his dick out, and its short-ish...i wanna say 6inches...not fat...but after that fucker tore my ass apart, i could use the relief... i start sucking on his dick, and his fingers go down to my hole...he feels up my cummy hole and he literally started "gurring" and growling like a bear...that sound make my ass tremble...i knew i was gonna get another fuckin load...i ask him if he likes what he sees...and he spins me around and sticks his dick in my fresh cumhole...fuck, i luved feelin his dick sliding in my cummy wet hole...for 30 seconds...he warns me he's close...so i just ram my ass backwards and squeeze his dick with my hole a few times, and he's shooting another fuckin dickwadd of spunk in my ass....i went to fuckin town lickin the mess off his dick...yum yum! so i stumble outta the room again...my shorts r fuckin soaked in pigjuice...luv it! head outta the bar for another smoke...bump into 1st slut fuck, xchange a few words..and hit up the next bar...which...sucked ass...lame-O...Go-go Boy dancers stoned on a block jerking off, with skinny queens dancing around him...and these darkroom cubicles that were lined up like a gym locker room...they had totally ruined the place since last time...and they had this "upper level" darkroom with a ceiling so low i kept hitting my head on...like fuck! im not a tall guy by any means...5ft8 here...& when ur buzzed n horned trying not to stumble in the dark the last thing u need is to be hittin my stubborn ass head on the ceiling...jeez...i've fuckin banged my head on the bathroom entrance a cpl times here...the apt is "multilevel"...the buildings r all old...were ppl honestly THAT fuckin short a cpl hundred years ago...did we look like fuckin hobbits like Frodo Baggins & company from lord of the fuckin rings!
So i take off from that bar and head back towards the apt...little did i know when i booked this place...its beside a sauna...guys r literally fucking 15 metres away!! ...for all u americans who cant fuckin convert to fuckin metric...its like several "yards"...seriously like what the fuck is a fuckin "yard"...my backyard is big...my friend's is tiny...another's has awkwards angles...like who came up with the fuckin names...a "foot"...i have small feet for a guy...others have huge honkers...imagine my confusion as a kid when i had to learn that system, cause canada is half/half when it comes to measures....Half ass metric...and half ass american...almost anything canadians do, is half ass this and half ass copycat american...anyways, im ranting...so on my way back to the apt...i stop by the sauna...long story short, cause im tired...i wanna nap...its alredy daylight outside...I didnt get fucked anymore...i fucked a cpl slutty holes...found this guy lying back ass naked in a darkroom...he looked hot...and I could "feel" he was young...ate his ass...tasted musky...rammed my dick in his ass, and to my surprise, it was a silky ride...and we all know what that means...CUMHOLE!!! ...so i totally would fuck him...get down and eat out his hole...the fuckin cream tasted sooooo fuckin good running outta his ass, and god only knows who's fuckin load or loaDS of spooge were up there....i got so turned on, i had to give him my 3 day load after eating out everything i took away :p...i went right back down and ate him out again...Im a greedy little fucking cum hungry pig..OINKS!!!
ok...me gots to get some sleep...and if the fuckin guy upstairs starts jumping up & down again, i will break down that fuckin door and kill him with the airline earphones....earlier in the afternoon, him and a buddy were jumping up and down like maniacs watchin the Olympics...the stench of grass was intense...i could totally understand...i almost joined em...but they were kinda fugly lookin so i didnt ask...like seriously...Who the fuck can watch the lame ass faked, glittered, mockery that's going on over there....especially when you're in a great fuckin city like this where the beer...the dick...the weed..and all the cummy hole u could possible want is at ur fuckin doorstep...in my case, literally...Day 1...signing off...Stoned and fuckin Boned :)
Herr pigboy
well...i did actually...douching and chattin with pigs online takes its time...right?
its like 6 fuckin am...and im eating a big fuckin thing of camembert cheese....the shit cost 2dollars here...like fuck...why is it $8 back home...and the shit is imported here too from france...ok..im kinda over exacturating....it expires tomorrow (or actually today), so the shit was on sale...like even the fuckin fancy crackers that are $5 back home are like less than a buck here....seriously! ...works out for me...my various accomodations cost & arm n leg...and i hardly eat...so savings anywhere r great....
so i fuckin arrive to this city...and i;ll let u figure it out...if u cant...ur fuckin morons... this is fuckin sin city... and if any of u say vegas...ill personally cum & tear ur holes apart.... lets just say, everyone here dresses like freaks...acts sketchy...talks slurred...and ive been stoned since i walked off the plane... BTW..to all u travellers...one of the airports i stopped at has this weird new security machine... I guess i looked "special", so they chose me "randomly" to test my bag...they just ruffled thru it & then this chick cums up to me with gloves..a tweezer and a cloth, and i was under the impression she was gonna swab my ass for olympic doping control...and she wipes around the straps and zippers of my bag...puts it in the machine and test's it for fuck knows what! Am i fuckin glad i didnt pack any reef with me...JfuckingC !! i joked around with security and asked em "if they found my cocaine all over the bag... So...note to all u fuckers...send ur shit wrapped up airtight in cargo...mail it ahead...but you'd be a moron to pack it on ur person...
So i arrive here...im in a super fuckin shitty mood...try spending 10 hrs on a plane overnight without a smoke...and dealin with prissy flight attendants who give u that fake smile and u feel like extracting their shiney white teeth & flushin it down the airplane's toilet into that shitty septic tank.... im bright n cheery eh...Im actually a pretty good flyer...i only give attitude when its given and deserved in return...but dont turn on the lights halfway thru a fucking flight over the atlantic when everyone is clearly still asleep to serve me ur fuckin stale ass muffin and acidy tasting prepackaged orange beverage...me n a friend actually smoked up good b4 i left home, so the 1st half of the flight was tolerable...then reality started setting in...me, cramped...in a small fuckin chair...sitting beside mr. & mrs.smith travelling to get on a mediterranean cruise and listening to the queen behind me banter about his fuckin life to the bitch beside him... I nearly lost it...i could have taken everyones fuckin eye out with my shit ass plastic earphones...the good thing about the flight...the screen in the seat front had the option of playing games... I beat the fuckin airplane computer twice in medium and then hard playing levels of computer chess! Rock on...I have my nerdy moments...its actually a really good fuckin game...i probably play it once a year...so im really not that nerdy...i needs me a nice fuckin chess board at home...Card playing makes me nervous and annoyed...chess actually calms me right the fuck down... not alot really does, unless its really good fuckin reef...
Oh, and the fuckin reef here...wow...im gettin me another flavour tomorrow...i had to wait 2 fuckin hrs for my room to get cleaned...so i walk around town...go to the shop across the street from where im stayin...and honestly...the guy & me spent like 20 mins talking , sniffin, and sampling different kinds of reef off a fuckin menu....they need to sell an "assortment pack" for us non-locals...fuck back home, u fuckin smoke what u can get ur hands on...take it or leave it... And here! U can order fuckin take out...funny thing is...after we talked for 20 mins...the guy ID's me...ok...i dont look that young...im unshaved...looking doped up anyhow from the plane trips....Oh..got me a box...i gotta forward shit "home"...not canada...home home...i boughts me lots of toys and clothes for the kiddies....and the shit dont fit in my suitcase....I left all my gear and a dildo at home for the kiddie's sake....fuck...all i need is my niece running around the house with a fuckin dildo flopping around her little hands and a leather jock on her head after snooping thru my shit looking for airport candy...i would def be the talk of the town...fuck! I gots them winter clothes...Walmart sells super cheap shit for kids, and they dont fuckin know the diff...and i gots em, Magic Sand...the new n improved PlahDoh! An Etch-A-Sketch...and Connect 4...i think i was 4y/o when i last played Connect Four...so much fun!
ok...ive been rambling on for an hour..im sorry...if all ur looking for is to jerk ur rod and shoot a load...START WACKING OFF HERE!!! ....so i get me a cpl hrs rest...get up in the afternoon...go to the supermarket...gets me the cheap ass cheeze and stuff (im eating a chocolate chip cookie as we speak)...u pot smokers know full well...it pays to be prepared...munchies at 4 am with no food in sight, can honestly be, the worst form of punishment...funny thing is...even mcDonalds here was closed at midnight...fuck...in a city of stoners, they sure dont eat out late... not that i would even touch a big mac and shitty fries with a 10inch cock...
So i chat online...get myself showered...unpack shit...i dont hit the town until midnite...and fuck, i needed the xtra slow pace with my insomnia and the sheer quantity of grass i was smoking...i think it was called "Diesel Haze" flavour...fuck, it was the shit that smelled the least fruity...and i liked the name...marketing weed after a big clothing brand that has hot models u wanna spear with ur cock from end to end, frankly sells me :)
I walked around town a bit...got the lay of the land again...its been a cpl years since ive returned...and check out some of the bars...this place has a cpl gay "ghetto's"...there's a scene for everyone here...so i hit up the piggy places...1st bar...ok...gets me a becks...heads down to the darkrooms...young guys..older guys...fat guys...sexy piggy guys...I luv it...its all about selection in this city!! so this midget...ok...any guy shorter than me i consider a midget, kinda sketchy but sleazy looking was checkin me out for awhile, so i grab his dick and rub it thru his jeans...takes me into a cabin, or darkroom or something...i pull out my fat dick...he pulls out his...not bad...not big...skinny-ish...im thinking "great...a nice size dick to open up my hole after a week or two"...fuck, i cant remember the last time i got fucked...obviously ITS TIME!! ....so he does a pretty good job sucking on my cock, so i go down and get his dick hard and wet...and when i turn my ass over to his dick, he snorts...turns around his ass and shows me his puffy ass lips...hmmm, this is turning me on...so i spit on my dick and catch him off his guard and ram my rod str8 up his hole with no warning...Haha...i fuckin love making bitches squeal....impaled on my dick, so i just push forward and start to ram fuck his ass in the booth...it was a really good ride....but i was just gettin my night started...and i didnt wanna blow my load just yet....so i pull out and make him suck his ass off my dick...guys back home kinda 'cringe' at that usually (i certainly dont), so i fuckin luved it when every fuckin guy i fucked tonite went down on my dick no questions asked! I fuckin luv it here!! when can i relocate! so i get back to dicking his hole, pulling out quickly and jabbing back in which made him moan in pain...luv it...guys dont give me a choice when im the cockslut...i just fuckin take it like a good little pig...so who says im gonna take it easy on any other fuckin slut.... i can totally be a gentle romantic fuck, if i wanna be....but who wants to! Its called fucking...if i wanted to pet a a bitch, i got friends with feline fuckin pussies at home i could rub upto...LOL
so i pull out of the sluts ass...zip up, and walk out...no way im shooting a 3 day load just yet....finish off my beer, and go outside for a smoke...like FUCK...even this fuckin city has gone "smoke free"....whats up with everyone being a Nazi lately...i grew up with this shit wafting around my nursery incubator after i was born for JC....and look how i turned out! Just Fuckin Fine, ThankYou Very Fuckin Much :) So i hit another bar across the lane...this one looked more empty...went to the can...lit me up some reef and then hit the backrooms...so im cruisin a cpl guys down there, and this hot guy smokin a ciggie gets my attention...dunno if it was more the guy, or the smoking...but i was on him...he pulls me into another little room, locks up and pulls out this nice fuckin fat dick...looked alot like mine...so im sucking it like no tomorrow, and he starts feeling up my ass...now im wearing my dirty jockstrap...frames the ass nicely...pigs luv it...i luv it...everyones happy...and the stench of my jock keeps away all the prissy guys...so we lube up his dick with lots of spit and he works it deep in my ass...im holding up against the wall and start to feel my head spin...weed...beer...poppers...i fuckin luv that feeling when ur head spins when a nice fat dick is pumping ur ass...he's fucking me for 10 mins and i start feeling a bit sore...so i get down and slurp up my ass of his cock...he's luvin it and he flips me around and sticks his dick right up my hole...we're totally talkin dirty the hole time...well, actually i am...he's just got a grip on me and ramming away....the pain u would usually feel after a raw fat dicking just went away and my ass went numb...i could take anything up my hole after that point, so i start to really egg him on with dirty talk...and i can feel his dick throb and twitch a cpl times which almost makes me think he came...but after a hole 30 mins in that little dirty dungeon room, the fucker is still pulling out and jab fucking my sloppy hole like a spear when he lets out this huge fuckin groan, and i can feel his dick soften up...my cummy ass is just leaking outta my hole and running down my hairy legs...i fuckin luv that feeling...u know u worked it hard for that load...me n buddy xchange a few words and he's off...so im stumbling around like i had just gotten fucked royally, and i bump into this other hot lookin pig in track pants...yum...he grabs me and back we go into the same little fuckin room...Jeez, i should just go write my name on the door! he pulls his dick out, and its short-ish...i wanna say 6inches...not fat...but after that fucker tore my ass apart, i could use the relief... i start sucking on his dick, and his fingers go down to my hole...he feels up my cummy hole and he literally started "gurring" and growling like a bear...that sound make my ass tremble...i knew i was gonna get another fuckin load...i ask him if he likes what he sees...and he spins me around and sticks his dick in my fresh cumhole...fuck, i luved feelin his dick sliding in my cummy wet hole...for 30 seconds...he warns me he's close...so i just ram my ass backwards and squeeze his dick with my hole a few times, and he's shooting another fuckin dickwadd of spunk in my ass....i went to fuckin town lickin the mess off his dick...yum yum! so i stumble outta the room again...my shorts r fuckin soaked in pigjuice...luv it! head outta the bar for another smoke...bump into 1st slut fuck, xchange a few words..and hit up the next bar...which...sucked ass...lame-O...Go-go Boy dancers stoned on a block jerking off, with skinny queens dancing around him...and these darkroom cubicles that were lined up like a gym locker room...they had totally ruined the place since last time...and they had this "upper level" darkroom with a ceiling so low i kept hitting my head on...like fuck! im not a tall guy by any means...5ft8 here...& when ur buzzed n horned trying not to stumble in the dark the last thing u need is to be hittin my stubborn ass head on the ceiling...jeez...i've fuckin banged my head on the bathroom entrance a cpl times here...the apt is "multilevel"...the buildings r all old...were ppl honestly THAT fuckin short a cpl hundred years ago...did we look like fuckin hobbits like Frodo Baggins & company from lord of the fuckin rings!
So i take off from that bar and head back towards the apt...little did i know when i booked this place...its beside a sauna...guys r literally fucking 15 metres away!! ...for all u americans who cant fuckin convert to fuckin metric...its like several "yards"...seriously like what the fuck is a fuckin "yard"...my backyard is big...my friend's is tiny...another's has awkwards angles...like who came up with the fuckin names...a "foot"...i have small feet for a guy...others have huge honkers...imagine my confusion as a kid when i had to learn that system, cause canada is half/half when it comes to measures....Half ass metric...and half ass american...almost anything canadians do, is half ass this and half ass copycat american...anyways, im ranting...so on my way back to the apt...i stop by the sauna...long story short, cause im tired...i wanna nap...its alredy daylight outside...I didnt get fucked anymore...i fucked a cpl slutty holes...found this guy lying back ass naked in a darkroom...he looked hot...and I could "feel" he was young...ate his ass...tasted musky...rammed my dick in his ass, and to my surprise, it was a silky ride...and we all know what that means...CUMHOLE!!! ...so i totally would fuck him...get down and eat out his hole...the fuckin cream tasted sooooo fuckin good running outta his ass, and god only knows who's fuckin load or loaDS of spooge were up there....i got so turned on, i had to give him my 3 day load after eating out everything i took away :p...i went right back down and ate him out again...Im a greedy little fucking cum hungry pig..OINKS!!!
ok...me gots to get some sleep...and if the fuckin guy upstairs starts jumping up & down again, i will break down that fuckin door and kill him with the airline earphones....earlier in the afternoon, him and a buddy were jumping up and down like maniacs watchin the Olympics...the stench of grass was intense...i could totally understand...i almost joined em...but they were kinda fugly lookin so i didnt ask...like seriously...Who the fuck can watch the lame ass faked, glittered, mockery that's going on over there....especially when you're in a great fuckin city like this where the beer...the dick...the weed..and all the cummy hole u could possible want is at ur fuckin doorstep...in my case, literally...Day 1...signing off...Stoned and fuckin Boned :)
Herr pigboy
19.8.08
Dark corners, alleys and backrooms....
yo peeps...
long time no fuckin blog....ive been workin my ass off this month... but its all gonna be worth it after all that time ive put in... im jettin off overseas for awhile... been years since ive gone euro... gotta visits me some family...see some friends... and have a good ol'piggy time !! Those fuckin pigs bettah watch out...some pigs got wings...and im cummin in for a landing on some fuckin fat cock n ass... the jet fuel could get dumped anyplace....anytime...in anyone's fuckin hole...
Im not really gonna discuss where im headed...too many friends & fuckers i know, know where im travellin...and i dont want em to put 2 n 2 togethah just yet... but im travellin to some really piggy destinations....some really sleazy beaches....and some really sleazy euro backrooms over the next cpl weeks... I might totally be in the alley behind ur house gettin my ass fucked, bred n fed...or takin a piss on any thirsty slut...
I'll def keep u pigs in the loop and upto date on the latest....i might not have access to the net all the time...or the spare time to blog every piggy detail...but keep the email's and messages comming in...I luv reading all the messages i get...from some punk slut eastern euro trash livin in some city slum, to the married red neck hick livin in butt fuck nowhere trailer park in a mid-west american state...to the rich arab businessman travellin to some exotic island, jerkin his fat dick to the blog in his hotel suite... i luv u all....or at least the weed makes u all a luvable bunch... LOL
Just cause im a really nice guy... ill throw u guys a bone and give u a little hint... if u watch the whole vid below from beginning to end, you'll get a pretty good hint of one of the cities im hittin up....funny thing is....i just ran across the vid today and was jerkin my fat dick off, when i recognized one of the guys in it.... Been chattin with him awhile...he's a huge fuckin pig, and he's been wantin to breed my ass for years...and i had no fuckin clue he's done some porn...so it was hot watchin him work it on camera.... Fuck...mabey ill get him to introduce me to his piggy buddies...get him to throw me in a sling...and take the lens off a camera!
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...nice eh :) i fuckin bet all the bars there r like that...from what ive heard...all u gotta do is sit down with a beer and someones dick is gonna be rubbin up ur ass on a barstool...a trip to the bathroom or basement is usually good for 10 dicks :)) LUV IT !!! ....so send me ur details & pics, i could totally be smokin some reef in a dark alley corner behind ur house :p
Bgood
Bpig
pigboy
ps...ill be wrappin it up in Montreal for Black & Blue....any of u pigs who've been to Mtl know what an awesome fuckin town it is...the party scene is better than toronto's...and the men...r fuckin dirty as fuck! Fuck! ...my ass is gonna need a cpl weeks to recover... J'suis salope...J'taime B'coup :p
long time no fuckin blog....ive been workin my ass off this month... but its all gonna be worth it after all that time ive put in... im jettin off overseas for awhile... been years since ive gone euro... gotta visits me some family...see some friends... and have a good ol'piggy time !! Those fuckin pigs bettah watch out...some pigs got wings...and im cummin in for a landing on some fuckin fat cock n ass... the jet fuel could get dumped anyplace....anytime...in anyone's fuckin hole...
Im not really gonna discuss where im headed...too many friends & fuckers i know, know where im travellin...and i dont want em to put 2 n 2 togethah just yet... but im travellin to some really piggy destinations....some really sleazy beaches....and some really sleazy euro backrooms over the next cpl weeks... I might totally be in the alley behind ur house gettin my ass fucked, bred n fed...or takin a piss on any thirsty slut...
I'll def keep u pigs in the loop and upto date on the latest....i might not have access to the net all the time...or the spare time to blog every piggy detail...but keep the email's and messages comming in...I luv reading all the messages i get...from some punk slut eastern euro trash livin in some city slum, to the married red neck hick livin in butt fuck nowhere trailer park in a mid-west american state...to the rich arab businessman travellin to some exotic island, jerkin his fat dick to the blog in his hotel suite... i luv u all....or at least the weed makes u all a luvable bunch... LOL
Just cause im a really nice guy... ill throw u guys a bone and give u a little hint... if u watch the whole vid below from beginning to end, you'll get a pretty good hint of one of the cities im hittin up....funny thing is....i just ran across the vid today and was jerkin my fat dick off, when i recognized one of the guys in it.... Been chattin with him awhile...he's a huge fuckin pig, and he's been wantin to breed my ass for years...and i had no fuckin clue he's done some porn...so it was hot watchin him work it on camera.... Fuck...mabey ill get him to introduce me to his piggy buddies...get him to throw me in a sling...and take the lens off a camera!
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...nice eh :) i fuckin bet all the bars there r like that...from what ive heard...all u gotta do is sit down with a beer and someones dick is gonna be rubbin up ur ass on a barstool...a trip to the bathroom or basement is usually good for 10 dicks :)) LUV IT !!! ....so send me ur details & pics, i could totally be smokin some reef in a dark alley corner behind ur house :p
Bgood
Bpig
pigboy
ps...ill be wrappin it up in Montreal for Black & Blue....any of u pigs who've been to Mtl know what an awesome fuckin town it is...the party scene is better than toronto's...and the men...r fuckin dirty as fuck! Fuck! ...my ass is gonna need a cpl weeks to recover... J'suis salope...J'taime B'coup :p
11.8.08
what a fuckin blast....
So i get home from work early in the morn...and I turn on the tv...and what happened... they're showing images of a fuckin mushroom cloud... apparently some fuckin gas/propane storage facility exploded in the city...they're showing images of houses with their doors and windows blown apart...cars burning...like Fuck! ...it looks like mother fuckin downtown Baghdad... Whoh! Dude! ...what a fuckin blast! ...like shit!! ....if u dont believe me...load up a fuckin news webpage and im sure its there.... and they're evacuating everyone around a radius... closing malls, transit, and the fuckin 401.... and if anyone of ya has driven on the 401, its like shutting down half the fuckin city...this is like Huge! ....so i figure, i need a good blast of my own... everything is so fuckin twisted with me....
brb...gotta go get some food, im fucking starving... especially after the workout my ass has been thru tonite....
ok...im back...my tummy feels full...again :p LOL
so i hit the sack earlier, and when i get up, this hot big dicked fuckbuddy of mine had texted me earlier about getting together & fucking around... so i get back to him and tell him im free later in the nite... i had some plans to meet with friends, but i look outside the window and its fuckin raining like a banshee again...fuck...rain rain rain this whole fuckin summer....last year was the driest on record...and this one is the wettest...jeezus...you'd think it was fuckin monsoon season in calcutta... so im not really feelin like headin out to meet my peeps, so i hit the net and start browsing the online peeps... nothin promising at 1st...so i hit the shower and start gettin myself ready for my buddy later... an hour or two later, im nearly ready, so i try hiting up my fukbuddy again, and their's no answer...fucking voicemail...fuuuuuuck... why hit me up for a fuck and then dissapear... fuck!!! ...so i hit the net again and there's this guy i was thinking of inviting over to the fukbuddies place online... we start chattin, he's horned up...im horned up...and he's got a buddy of his droppin by his place to "chill" in a bit....im like fuk... gots me nuthin to lose, so i grab my shit...grab some reef and papers and hit the road....
buddy...lets call him Gapguy...cause all i can recall about him is the drabby shit he was wearin from the Gap....he coulda been wearin CK Tommy BananaRepublic shit, but it really just looked like drabby overpriced shit from the Gap... so Gapguy meets me outside his place and takes me upstairs... i walk into this small condo overlooking the waterfront, and his buddy (lets call him cutepigs) is browsing on a laptop in a chair in the corner.... so the 3 of us r just chillin on the couch, watchin some Family Guy...one of my fuckin fav shows...specially when ur baked as shit...and we're shootin the shit....talkin shit...talkin pig...laughing at Stewie and Peter fuckin around on the screen...good times, good times...i pull out some weed and roll us a J....Gapguy's all over the shit...cutepigs passes on my shit... hey dude, no worries...more for me :) ...we lite up outside on the patio and the guy has a really nice fuckin skyline view of the city... nice...too bad the patio only fits like 4 ppl max...and the fuckin inside feels clausterphobic as fuk....they keep on building and building these shitboxes in the sky here and ppl are fuckin devouring them like precum dripping off a fuckin fat dick...
so we get back inside...im in a good place, so i sit between Gapguy and cutepigs...and start strokin their dicks thru their pants...i can feel that both of em r pretty well hung...so i get cutepigs dick outta his jeans...and i think they noticed me drooling down my chin....cutepigs had a Fuckin Huge Mutha Fuckin Cock.... and he claimed to being mostly a bttm... Nice!! So i start going to town on his dick and slobbering all over it, deep throating that big fat mutherfucker down to the pubes...fuckin tears n snot running down my face... i was in fuckin heaven...i luv gag sucking on huge fuckin dick... i didnt wanna ignore the host, so i start looking after his dick too... nice size...not thick...not long...but a nice dick... Even my fuckin fat dick paled in comparison to cutepigs big mofo cock...
so after suckin dick on the couch for like 20 mins, we start stripping and head into the bedroom where the boys get comfy and i start going back n forth between their dicks and gettin them nice n wet...i collapse on the bed to catch my breath after a bit...so i ask em which fucker wants to face fuck my mouth...cutepigs gets on top of me...straddles my chest and sticks his fuckin fat dick in my face...next thing i know, Gapguy's fingering my ass, lifts up my legs and starts workin his dick in my hole....cutepigs dick is muffling me, and im kinda pinned down underneath him so i just let the other fucker work my ass.... my hole is fuckin twitchin and milkin his dick for all its worth, while im slobering and licking the fat dickhead dangling in front of my face....a cpl mins go by...i could tell Gapguy couldnt hold out that long...he starts pounding my ass really hard, and i can feel my hole getting really warm n squishy...his dick is just sliding smooth in my hole and i can feel some of the jizz running outta my ass....Nice...Gapguy collapses on the bed and i start licking my ass off his dick...tastes fucking super... next thing i know, cutepigs starts working his fat mutha fucker in my ass...WOW...i really luv working and riding a fat cock...but this guy's dick was fuckin trippin me out...he was gonna do some serious fuckin damage...i tell him to take his time and let my ass get used to him....so he slows down his pace, and then he hits rock fuckin bottom...u know that feeling when a fat cock is buried upto the pubes in ur ass and it hits that spot when ur fuckin guts open wide and feel really fuckin full of horse cock...Yeah, every fuckin btm bitch luvs that feeling! ...cutepigs starts quickening the pace and pins me down onto the bed and really starts to ram his big fucking dick into my ass... i fuckin felt like i was getting fuckin raped...and i luved every mutha fuckin second of it... i tried fighting back a bit, but he'd just pin me down even harder and ram it in deeper...seriously guys...his fuckin dick was a good 10"long and as wide as my fuckin wrist... so i just gave up, and let him rape my ass good...but then all of a sudden, he pulls outta my ass, and starts tellin us that he wants to get fucked...jeez dude...i could tell it woulda taken him a while to cum...he said he had jerked off ealier....but my ass was so fuckin hungry...when a big fat cock pulls out, and leaves u feelin empty all u wanna feel is another big fat cock sliding deep into ur ass, and i wanted his fat monster back inside... but alas...he was done...
I gets me up to go take a pee...so when i get back to the bedroom, Gapguy had his cock buried up cutepigs ass and is pluggin him hard... i get myself right under them and start licking the tops balls and dick sliding outta the hot hole, and im sloberring all over cutepigs balls slapping agaist my face... but then, all of a sudden cutepigs pulls off the dick....says "he's done"...hmmm, i thought i coulda smelled somethin fishy earlier, but i wasnt sure, and he claims his ass was a bit sore....jeez dude, try sitting on ur own fucking fat dick someday and say that!! ...so he fucks off to the bathroom, and me and Gapguy r left... he climbs right ontop of me and starts rubbing his dick on my ass... he's got my ass on his dick...he's got cutepigs ass on his dick....my ass gots his seed, so its good to go for another round... my ass was feelin a bit sore by this point, but i gotta give it up to Gapguy...he can def shoot out those loads quickly... his dick was pounding my sore hole for just a cpl mins and he starts to really pound hard again, lets out a load moan and just collapses on top of my back....my ass is feelin really fuckin good by then, and he pulls out his cock and i can feel all the cummy shit running outta my ass and down my leg....fuck yeah!
cutepigs is sitting back on the sofa typing away at a laptop.... he's lookin a little jealous i gots me 2 of his buddy's loads in my hole and he's got none... im like "dude, dont be a hater...id plug ur hole but ur outta comission u said".... he chills out and we all just go back to watchin some cartoons and shootin the shit again... i thought to myself...i kinda like these guys...their just fukbuddies... they give off a good vibe... i could totally do this again with em sometime...although 3somes always have a "weird" vibe to them the 2nd time around with the same bunch of guys...u cant fuckin plan this shit...its just gotta happen and be spontaneous... but i gotta say, i felt somethin "special" with cutepigs...mabey its the weed talkin... i could totally fuckin tell he was a huge fuckin slut and pig... but he would look into my eyes at times and i could tell there was some weird kinda connection...i dunno...only time will tell.... so as we're talking, i find out cutepigs lives closeby to me...and he asks for a lift halfway home to his place...im like "no prob", i could totally give u a lift... so we go back to some cocksucking...and i dunno how much time went by...but it was like 1 am by that point...so me and cutepigs decide its time to jet... we start gettin dressed and as cutepigs pops in to take a piss, Gapguy takes another quick poke at my hole.......... 2 mins later, were riding down the elevator, and there's that awkward silence and stare... cutepigs' totally freakin me out with his eyes...but i tend to do that too, especially if ive been smoking up...im told i got really nice lookin eyes, so i tend to enjoy staring down a hot looking guy that cant get his own off me...
so we hop into the car and drive off home...halfway there, im like fuck dude...its late...ill take u all the way there...why drop u off halfway, the subways have gotta be fuckin closed by now...he's all fuckin grateful n shit... im like "dont sweat it"...so we're shootin the shit in the car, and he's a pretty down to earth kinda guy...he's a huge fuckin pig, and a bit of a druggie which i cant say interests me in the least...(i know...i know...i smoke ALOT....but i dont fuckin consider weed a drug...i dont do any other shit like E, G, T, and X Y Z)....but im thinkin i would totally wanna hang out n chill with this guy again.... so once we get to his place, i get out my cell, but ive really gotta fuckin pee...so he invites me in for a piss...im like "ok...just for a min"...yeah right... i take my piss...he's waitin in the bedroom, and i cant get my hands off his huge mutha fuckin fat thick cock... my hole feels so sore, but i really wanna feel him ram it up my ass again....so i get down on my knees and start to fuckin goto town slobbering and gagging on his dick...he's rock hard and moaning away...gets out some lube, flips me around and starts to work it in my hole.... im almost fuckin screaming outta my mind... he's ripping my fuckin ass apart...i fuckin luv it!!! and i cant fuckin take it!!! AAgggghhhhrrrrrrr!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKen biiiitch!! ...after a few position changes and a cpl more mins of my bitch moans waking up the neighbours, we decided to call it quits...there was no fuckin way he was cumming anytime soon...and there was no fuckin way i could take his dick for another 10 seconds... we started joking around about how weird it is that one night u can take 4 dicks...the next nite u can take 15 dicks no prob...and then the next nite u can only handle 2 cock...like fuck...why cant an ass do as its told by the brain...fuck...its like a dick...it dont get hard when u want it to all the time...its got a mind of its own.... so after we xchanged #'s n stuff, i hit the road....
i kinda like cutepigs....he's def worth fucking around with again, he's gotta sweet lookin ass that i wanna plug...and he's a pretty cool guy to chill n shoot the shit with... we're both vers/btms with fat dicks...we both have piggy backgrounds... he lives kinda closeby, and isnt another "ghetto" fag who's cracked out everynite living on social assistance....hmmm, who knows... we'll proly fuck a few times and go our own seperate ways....bumping into each other at a bar, bathhouse or sex party on the odd occasion :p ...fuck...
ok...im headin to bed now...its freezing after all that rain, and i wants to just snooze and feel my ass throb with the jizz leaking out... the Heidi Fleiss documentary is on tv right now....ive seen it b4...she's one really interesting and pathetic sorta bitch....she trying to open a "Stud Farm" in nevada that caters to womens sexual needs... and i gotta wonder... if the bitch ever ends up opening her fuckin desert brothel... do ya think i could convice her to round up her bunch of hot studs to rape my hole on a haystack and film it... hmmm, who needs that bitch... i could totally have a fuckin blast without her help :p
oh...me forgots...i left something of mine back at cutepigs...a big fuckin glob of cummy assjuice squirted outta my hole and plopped onto the floor when he pulled outta my ass.... i doubt ill get it back.... if he hasnt taken a tissue to it alredy, im sure he probably got on his hand n knees after i left and slurped up that shit beside his bed off the floor...fuck, u gotta luv a fellow pig who luvs takin a fuckin blast of jizz from ur ass :)
brb...gotta go get some food, im fucking starving... especially after the workout my ass has been thru tonite....
ok...im back...my tummy feels full...again :p LOL
so i hit the sack earlier, and when i get up, this hot big dicked fuckbuddy of mine had texted me earlier about getting together & fucking around... so i get back to him and tell him im free later in the nite... i had some plans to meet with friends, but i look outside the window and its fuckin raining like a banshee again...fuck...rain rain rain this whole fuckin summer....last year was the driest on record...and this one is the wettest...jeezus...you'd think it was fuckin monsoon season in calcutta... so im not really feelin like headin out to meet my peeps, so i hit the net and start browsing the online peeps... nothin promising at 1st...so i hit the shower and start gettin myself ready for my buddy later... an hour or two later, im nearly ready, so i try hiting up my fukbuddy again, and their's no answer...fucking voicemail...fuuuuuuck... why hit me up for a fuck and then dissapear... fuck!!! ...so i hit the net again and there's this guy i was thinking of inviting over to the fukbuddies place online... we start chattin, he's horned up...im horned up...and he's got a buddy of his droppin by his place to "chill" in a bit....im like fuk... gots me nuthin to lose, so i grab my shit...grab some reef and papers and hit the road....
buddy...lets call him Gapguy...cause all i can recall about him is the drabby shit he was wearin from the Gap....he coulda been wearin CK Tommy BananaRepublic shit, but it really just looked like drabby overpriced shit from the Gap... so Gapguy meets me outside his place and takes me upstairs... i walk into this small condo overlooking the waterfront, and his buddy (lets call him cutepigs) is browsing on a laptop in a chair in the corner.... so the 3 of us r just chillin on the couch, watchin some Family Guy...one of my fuckin fav shows...specially when ur baked as shit...and we're shootin the shit....talkin shit...talkin pig...laughing at Stewie and Peter fuckin around on the screen...good times, good times...i pull out some weed and roll us a J....Gapguy's all over the shit...cutepigs passes on my shit... hey dude, no worries...more for me :) ...we lite up outside on the patio and the guy has a really nice fuckin skyline view of the city... nice...too bad the patio only fits like 4 ppl max...and the fuckin inside feels clausterphobic as fuk....they keep on building and building these shitboxes in the sky here and ppl are fuckin devouring them like precum dripping off a fuckin fat dick...
so we get back inside...im in a good place, so i sit between Gapguy and cutepigs...and start strokin their dicks thru their pants...i can feel that both of em r pretty well hung...so i get cutepigs dick outta his jeans...and i think they noticed me drooling down my chin....cutepigs had a Fuckin Huge Mutha Fuckin Cock.... and he claimed to being mostly a bttm... Nice!! So i start going to town on his dick and slobbering all over it, deep throating that big fat mutherfucker down to the pubes...fuckin tears n snot running down my face... i was in fuckin heaven...i luv gag sucking on huge fuckin dick... i didnt wanna ignore the host, so i start looking after his dick too... nice size...not thick...not long...but a nice dick... Even my fuckin fat dick paled in comparison to cutepigs big mofo cock...
so after suckin dick on the couch for like 20 mins, we start stripping and head into the bedroom where the boys get comfy and i start going back n forth between their dicks and gettin them nice n wet...i collapse on the bed to catch my breath after a bit...so i ask em which fucker wants to face fuck my mouth...cutepigs gets on top of me...straddles my chest and sticks his fuckin fat dick in my face...next thing i know, Gapguy's fingering my ass, lifts up my legs and starts workin his dick in my hole....cutepigs dick is muffling me, and im kinda pinned down underneath him so i just let the other fucker work my ass.... my hole is fuckin twitchin and milkin his dick for all its worth, while im slobering and licking the fat dickhead dangling in front of my face....a cpl mins go by...i could tell Gapguy couldnt hold out that long...he starts pounding my ass really hard, and i can feel my hole getting really warm n squishy...his dick is just sliding smooth in my hole and i can feel some of the jizz running outta my ass....Nice...Gapguy collapses on the bed and i start licking my ass off his dick...tastes fucking super... next thing i know, cutepigs starts working his fat mutha fucker in my ass...WOW...i really luv working and riding a fat cock...but this guy's dick was fuckin trippin me out...he was gonna do some serious fuckin damage...i tell him to take his time and let my ass get used to him....so he slows down his pace, and then he hits rock fuckin bottom...u know that feeling when a fat cock is buried upto the pubes in ur ass and it hits that spot when ur fuckin guts open wide and feel really fuckin full of horse cock...Yeah, every fuckin btm bitch luvs that feeling! ...cutepigs starts quickening the pace and pins me down onto the bed and really starts to ram his big fucking dick into my ass... i fuckin felt like i was getting fuckin raped...and i luved every mutha fuckin second of it... i tried fighting back a bit, but he'd just pin me down even harder and ram it in deeper...seriously guys...his fuckin dick was a good 10"long and as wide as my fuckin wrist... so i just gave up, and let him rape my ass good...but then all of a sudden, he pulls outta my ass, and starts tellin us that he wants to get fucked...jeez dude...i could tell it woulda taken him a while to cum...he said he had jerked off ealier....but my ass was so fuckin hungry...when a big fat cock pulls out, and leaves u feelin empty all u wanna feel is another big fat cock sliding deep into ur ass, and i wanted his fat monster back inside... but alas...he was done...
I gets me up to go take a pee...so when i get back to the bedroom, Gapguy had his cock buried up cutepigs ass and is pluggin him hard... i get myself right under them and start licking the tops balls and dick sliding outta the hot hole, and im sloberring all over cutepigs balls slapping agaist my face... but then, all of a sudden cutepigs pulls off the dick....says "he's done"...hmmm, i thought i coulda smelled somethin fishy earlier, but i wasnt sure, and he claims his ass was a bit sore....jeez dude, try sitting on ur own fucking fat dick someday and say that!! ...so he fucks off to the bathroom, and me and Gapguy r left... he climbs right ontop of me and starts rubbing his dick on my ass... he's got my ass on his dick...he's got cutepigs ass on his dick....my ass gots his seed, so its good to go for another round... my ass was feelin a bit sore by this point, but i gotta give it up to Gapguy...he can def shoot out those loads quickly... his dick was pounding my sore hole for just a cpl mins and he starts to really pound hard again, lets out a load moan and just collapses on top of my back....my ass is feelin really fuckin good by then, and he pulls out his cock and i can feel all the cummy shit running outta my ass and down my leg....fuck yeah!
cutepigs is sitting back on the sofa typing away at a laptop.... he's lookin a little jealous i gots me 2 of his buddy's loads in my hole and he's got none... im like "dude, dont be a hater...id plug ur hole but ur outta comission u said".... he chills out and we all just go back to watchin some cartoons and shootin the shit again... i thought to myself...i kinda like these guys...their just fukbuddies... they give off a good vibe... i could totally do this again with em sometime...although 3somes always have a "weird" vibe to them the 2nd time around with the same bunch of guys...u cant fuckin plan this shit...its just gotta happen and be spontaneous... but i gotta say, i felt somethin "special" with cutepigs...mabey its the weed talkin... i could totally fuckin tell he was a huge fuckin slut and pig... but he would look into my eyes at times and i could tell there was some weird kinda connection...i dunno...only time will tell.... so as we're talking, i find out cutepigs lives closeby to me...and he asks for a lift halfway home to his place...im like "no prob", i could totally give u a lift... so we go back to some cocksucking...and i dunno how much time went by...but it was like 1 am by that point...so me and cutepigs decide its time to jet... we start gettin dressed and as cutepigs pops in to take a piss, Gapguy takes another quick poke at my hole.......... 2 mins later, were riding down the elevator, and there's that awkward silence and stare... cutepigs' totally freakin me out with his eyes...but i tend to do that too, especially if ive been smoking up...im told i got really nice lookin eyes, so i tend to enjoy staring down a hot looking guy that cant get his own off me...
so we hop into the car and drive off home...halfway there, im like fuck dude...its late...ill take u all the way there...why drop u off halfway, the subways have gotta be fuckin closed by now...he's all fuckin grateful n shit... im like "dont sweat it"...so we're shootin the shit in the car, and he's a pretty down to earth kinda guy...he's a huge fuckin pig, and a bit of a druggie which i cant say interests me in the least...(i know...i know...i smoke ALOT....but i dont fuckin consider weed a drug...i dont do any other shit like E, G, T, and X Y Z)....but im thinkin i would totally wanna hang out n chill with this guy again.... so once we get to his place, i get out my cell, but ive really gotta fuckin pee...so he invites me in for a piss...im like "ok...just for a min"...yeah right... i take my piss...he's waitin in the bedroom, and i cant get my hands off his huge mutha fuckin fat thick cock... my hole feels so sore, but i really wanna feel him ram it up my ass again....so i get down on my knees and start to fuckin goto town slobbering and gagging on his dick...he's rock hard and moaning away...gets out some lube, flips me around and starts to work it in my hole.... im almost fuckin screaming outta my mind... he's ripping my fuckin ass apart...i fuckin luv it!!! and i cant fuckin take it!!! AAgggghhhhrrrrrrr!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKen biiiitch!! ...after a few position changes and a cpl more mins of my bitch moans waking up the neighbours, we decided to call it quits...there was no fuckin way he was cumming anytime soon...and there was no fuckin way i could take his dick for another 10 seconds... we started joking around about how weird it is that one night u can take 4 dicks...the next nite u can take 15 dicks no prob...and then the next nite u can only handle 2 cock...like fuck...why cant an ass do as its told by the brain...fuck...its like a dick...it dont get hard when u want it to all the time...its got a mind of its own.... so after we xchanged #'s n stuff, i hit the road....
i kinda like cutepigs....he's def worth fucking around with again, he's gotta sweet lookin ass that i wanna plug...and he's a pretty cool guy to chill n shoot the shit with... we're both vers/btms with fat dicks...we both have piggy backgrounds... he lives kinda closeby, and isnt another "ghetto" fag who's cracked out everynite living on social assistance....hmmm, who knows... we'll proly fuck a few times and go our own seperate ways....bumping into each other at a bar, bathhouse or sex party on the odd occasion :p ...fuck...
ok...im headin to bed now...its freezing after all that rain, and i wants to just snooze and feel my ass throb with the jizz leaking out... the Heidi Fleiss documentary is on tv right now....ive seen it b4...she's one really interesting and pathetic sorta bitch....she trying to open a "Stud Farm" in nevada that caters to womens sexual needs... and i gotta wonder... if the bitch ever ends up opening her fuckin desert brothel... do ya think i could convice her to round up her bunch of hot studs to rape my hole on a haystack and film it... hmmm, who needs that bitch... i could totally have a fuckin blast without her help :p
oh...me forgots...i left something of mine back at cutepigs...a big fuckin glob of cummy assjuice squirted outta my hole and plopped onto the floor when he pulled outta my ass.... i doubt ill get it back.... if he hasnt taken a tissue to it alredy, im sure he probably got on his hand n knees after i left and slurped up that shit beside his bed off the floor...fuck, u gotta luv a fellow pig who luvs takin a fuckin blast of jizz from ur ass :)
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