Beam me up... !!

hey pigs...
im addressing u as pigs today, cause im in a really piggy mood...Im not going out to pig soon...and no i have no new pigtales to share at the moment...nuthing interesting has happened at all in the last little while...nada...nuthin...

i was soooo depressed yesterday...the hole situation here in my home town is desperate...its depressing...the guys here r depressing...they're such losers...dont ever cum here and think ur gonna sleaze it up much!! ...they need intensive treatment... it might take a few centuries, and the way ppl think and act might resemble some sort of civilized western nation... its all backwards here... religion's fucked it up... its been fucked up here for awhile! ...so yesterday...grey skies...drizzling...i was in a "like what the fuk, another nasty day, i feel like shit, they're driving me crazy and i wanna kill them all" kind of a mood... u know...dontcha get that mood often? i dunno... not stayin here again... or with any of em...no matter how much they beg n grovel...plead n protest... no matter how much food they promise to feed me with...i dont care if they get down on their fuckin knees and give me a pedicure...cause god only knows everyone needs one here!! LOL... im baked...please...dont take me so seriously!! loosen up... take a pill...better...smoke some reef...stroke ur cock...thats it dude...Relaaaax :))

so today...sun's a shining...im feelin better...my ass is feelin better...cause we all know how much that's been bummin me out....bummed me out more than when i had the shits a month ago... i dealt with the shits...id goto the bathroom 20 times...and then...TA DAAAA !!!! ...ready to go n get porked!! ...but when ur ass is ripped up...ouch...dicking is a prob...its a little prick in ur ass... u gotta think twice takin a shit!! LOL
so one piece of good news...my family is taking off tomorrow...i get the place to myself for 2 days b4 i jet off myself... WOOHOO !! ...they wanted me to tag along with em...but sorry...im outta here...got me a ticket booked!! ...the airline better not fucken strike...half the fucken airlines in europe r dangling on a noose on life support...i almost booked on a canadian airline that just went bankrupt b4 i flew over...like Jeez! ...when will some fuckin Spock geek invent the transporter on Star Trek!! ....this way i can crawl outta bed and beam myself into work...and when ur horny...beam a pig right into ur living room!! LOL

...so im chatting it up online with all these really horned up pigs in the next pit stop...ive got me an apartment booked for a week...really cheap...and all these pigs im chattin with...young..hot...piggy...sleazy..Woof!! ...they're so much fun to chat up...they're so sleazy...to the point... no endless chit chat and bullshit like my own ppl...they tell u they're horny and they wanna fuck and what they like...BAM!! i luv em alredy! Ive visited this country b4...they kinda turned me off a cpl years back...didnt end up a fan...but now im visiting a different city...ive heard good of them...i dont think they'll dissapoint.... i really have no idea what to expect, but i think im gonna get my socks knocked off... more like get my ass knocked back into the stone age! Oink !! ...this is one of the sleaziest...dirtiest...piggiest destinations anyone could go visit.... "Beam me up into the cage in the dungeon, Scotty"!! "Beam me up some cummy hole, Scotty" !!

lame n lamer...

fuck me guys... T minus 5 days...and i take off to piggier lands.... everyone here is lame... the guys r lame... everyone's fuckin sex life is lame...why is sex so taboo here...why is piggin out sleazy even more taboo...fuck me! Just cause everyones fuckin sex life is lame...why do they have to abuse mine!! fuck me...

i think ive exhausted the online pigs....done them all...been there...done that...LOL
the old fukbuddies have fucked off....and everyone is in fuckin Madonnarama mode...everyone's been talking about her fuckin concert all week and is gonna keep on talkin bout it for the next week...fuck me...The bitch is all over tv..on the news...on all the talk shows...on all the gossip shows...its even trumped politics for 1st spot! .... i cant stand the bitch anymore! She had 2 really good albums like 10 years ago...and its been downhill since then! If any of u pigs r madonna freaks...go fuck urselves...ur not real pigs... u cant fuck like a pig...and drink piss in a bathtub with a madonna video playing in the background...its like total fuckin turn off for me...Ick! I wanna be drinking some piss in a tub with Eminem playing...some Bjork...some Coldplay....play me fuckin Russian rap...but not Madonna!! So most of my friends r going to her concert tonite...which means its a good nite to go out and pig...but my ass still hurts...fuck me...!! I sound like im complaining like a bitch...but its fuckin frustrating for me!!! I cant use my ass...its one of my best assests...it eats...it farts...it milks...its good eye candy... its bring hungrer...it brings lust... its thirsty...its hungry...it wants to rule over the land...it will anhialate every foe ...it will put out any fire...LOL... i dont think im baked enuf!! LOL

I spent a night reading some of your fellow piggy blogs out there...Alot of u are def gonna get added to mine....just wait n see :) I cant wait to get back home...settle in...and get back to piggin out with the bitches back home...but 1st a detour...gonna have me a good week long pigout in another Euro capital 1st...and then pigout for another weekend at a big rave party...and ill be hosting alot of private pig parties at the hotel...i just hope my fuckin ass recovers by then...cause ill be really bummed out!! I'll have to change the blog name to BONED n BUMMED LOLOL

...i few things i need to admit... I changed everyone's fuckin alarm clocks here so they wouldnt wake up at the crack of fuckin dawn and wake me up! I got caught by a neighbour down the street smoking up beside their house cummin home one night last week, which totally freaked me out, cause we almost came to fists...and luckily i got out of it easier than i thought i would...cause if my family had caught wind of me smokin up, i'd probably be locked up in some rehab hospital by now talking to psychiatrists... and if i have to drink my fuckin coffee again without a drop of milk, i swear im gonna murder every fuckin individual in this house!! LOLOL
ok...i got that off my chest...

so yesterday was a nice day...weather's clearing up a bit finally...so i head downtown...run some errands...and heads me to the "gym"...u know, they one with the computer access right in it and i can blog live...id watch the guys cruising online profiles there and they looked pathtic...i wasnt gonna blog live....nuthin much interesting to say.... i fooled around with some piggy lookin guys... they all turned out to be really vanilla...even the little hairy sexy bear was tame...FUck me!! i ate 4 loads...and then i found the sexiest hottest little fittest fuck that arrived...cruised him...got him in a room...and tried taking his fat dick in my ass...i moaned like a whore in pain...he wanted to get a condom...i was like "just fuckin dick ur head in" ...he came in 30 secs all over my hole...hot warm spunk dripping off my ass..huge ass fuckin load..wasted Outta my hole...then i begged him to dick me a bit more...he hesitated...stuck the head of his fat dick in a cpl times with his cum sloshing on it...i moaned in pain for a minute and shot my own load of goo all over my chest....that was it...pathetic eh? seriously...i cant wait to get the fuck outta here... T minus 5 days n counting...im done with lame n lamer
....i shouldnt complain...it could be lamer...i could be in Iran...or Somalia...or like fuckin egypt...you'd be lucky if u got a hand job in those countries b4 u got shot in the head! ....only thing they got going there...is those bitches really know how to Njoy and smoke really good grass :))

Ripped ass.....

hey guys...
i feel fucked...the weather here sucks....so my body feels like shit...and the family is still driving me crazy....and so r the guys here....this is why i dont usually like hanging out with my own kind back home...they're crazy...full of drama...full of bullshit...so when i cum visit my home town...its drama and bullshit and multiply that by 100 ...fuck me!!

i dont wanna sound depressing...but it kinda is... the situation is desperate...one more week of family bullshit and im gone...im off...off to greener pastures...or should i say piggier ones :) ...i hope my ass recovers by then!! HotStud fucked me up good... he really wrecked up my hole good... not like 24 hr fucked it up... i think he fucked my hole up for a week... its totally outta commision... some buddy tried shoving his dick up my ass yesterday and it was a no go!! no fuckin way am i taking any dick for the next cpl o' days....HotStud really fucked me up good! ...i dont really mind...i liked getting the shit fucked outta me....only a really good fucker can do that to my ass...i got a fukbuddy back home who wrecks my hole really good..but in a bad way...HotStud fucked me up good in a good way...get it...if u dont...smoke up some and then you'll get it...brb... i need to toke, everyone just finally fuckin left me alone home for a bit.....

...ok im back...and i feel good :) ....i just washed a sink full of dishes...took a shit...and checked on the roast chicken and potatoes in the oven...haha...reef gets me going...only way i get shit done around the house.....i was given instructions this morning ....i was to make todays meal... i was like half asleep...ya ya. ya..ok..sure... after my 2nd coffee...and my family knows...my 2nd coffee is 3 hrs after i wake up...im not a morning person...im a bitch... If my Truly Beloved is reading this out there.... dont fuck with me in the morning.... im not up for bullshit b4 noon... the only thing u can stick up my ass in the morning is some dick...thats it...thats all the shit ill take! LOL
whoa dude..am i ever baked...brb..an Abba video just came on MTV....!!!!!

"Is there a man out there....
Someone to hear my prayers.....
Gimme Gimme Gimme a Man of the Midnight....!!!
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahhh blahhh blahhh blahhhh
Gimme Gimme Gimme a Man of the Midnight !!!!!!
blah blah blah blah.. ecetera ecetera....ecetera...."

fuck im baked...it was an Abba knock off video from the new movie....
and fuck...my uncle just got home...jeezuz christ...can i not enjoy an hour of piece and fuckin quiet here!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!! they're driving me to suicide!!!

ok so where was i....my ass is outta commision....The Ministry is Closed for Renovations !!!

Haha

Dude...if ur not alredy baked...go smoke up...lite ur paper...like ur pipe...lite ur bongs...lite up ur shisha's/arguilla....and start reading this post from the begginning...im waiting...go GO!! ...ill give u a minute.... cmon alredy!!

ok...my day yesterday piggin out was a total jip...im gonna keep it very short...cause it really sucked...
i met this guy...we hit the sauna...he trolled off...he was hot..young...cute face...but a tubbyish body...his body will look like shit in 5 years if he doesnt work out and cut out the food...i like meat on a guy... but not tubbiness and sloppy eating... so he trolls off for dick... he was a bb btm slut... which turned me on when we chatted 1st... so i lite up in the bathroom...head upstairs...he's nowhere to be seen...i fool around a bit with some guy...then when i find him....i tell him its time for him to get dicked...so i spit on his hole...spit on my dick...and start dicking him in a public area...thats what he wanted...to be watched...im up for that!! so my dick slides in easy...u can tell this slut takes alot of dick...but he's tight too...good combo...he had me near cumming but i didnt wanna blast yet...so i pull out and tell him to lick my dick clean...but he takes a sniff and he grabs me by the arm and takes me to the bathroom...gets some soap and strokes my dick clean...ok...i didnt see anything...but he freaked out....i tell him to go take a shit n shower....like dude...did u not prep at home!! he's like yeah he did...but i guess u didnt finish the job biatch!! ....so i go hit the wet sauna...

after a cpl smokes...and more trips to the sauna, no one else was really tickling me...the crowd was really vanilla, young...and queenish looking with alot of foreiners....i dunno...i dont think the reef really touched me much...the place was boring the fuck outta me... i run into slut again... he grabs me...takes me to a room and some other guy is in there...i cant tell if he's young or old...shaved head...nice body and ass...i think he was like 35ish...i feel his hole and its wet...nice!!! "who's this dude"... and he tells me he's a hungry cumhole he just bred twice...."really!!" ...hmmm...lets try him on for size...so i get a taste of his ass...hmmm...tastes good...stoke up my dick good...flip him over on all 4's and pork my dick in his hole...nice...so i start to really ram and pork his ass deep...he's opened up....but im gonna really tear this bitches hole open good....didnt really feel like he had 2 loads up there from my buddy...so i guess he had shot really deep up there earlier... buddy is watching on...and he brought some other guy in room to watch too... fuck...he had my usual enthusiasm...and i was like bored fucking some open cumhole...LOL ...my laptop is grinding up against my dick...no one's watching...all clear...haha

so i fuck his hole hard for like 20 mins...slamming his ass against the bed...his head hitting the wall...he's moaning like a dying cat that just got its tail runover by a truck.....he's begging for my dick...i would pull out and violently ram it back in balls deep...makes em yelp and curse...i luv it...then id just pork my dick in n out of his hole with the head of my thick dick which teases a hole nice b4 u decide you've given the bitch enuf of a break b4 jamming it in back balls deep and hitting his liver...LOL....thats how i fuck....so i give my btm bitch buddy a pork at his hole too...then i go back at it...then back to buddy...then i start porkin it again...and i can feel my balls wanna drain...so i ask the bitch where he wants his load...he's worked for it...he deserves it...not like buddy who shit up my dick...so he begging for it in his hole...so i start slamming his ass up really good and let my load blast off in his guts... he starts to really moan like a bitch on crack...i bet he can feel my load loosen up hole and really muck it up...i keep on fucking him for another min really hard cause my fuckin orgasm is really fuckin takin forever to go away and i cant fuckin help it....i still wanna ram fuck...and its the perfect opportinity for a btm bitch to get his rocks off too....so i pull out and make the bitch clean his ass of my dick...he's gobbling it up and my buddy gets down and starts cleaning off his ass with his tongue....gets up and dicks him for a cpl mins and throws another load in him....like what the fuck...even the cumhole was shocked...he yells out "u mean you've got a 3rd one for me?!?!?"...i had to laugh at that one... this fuckin bitch i met today outdid me... Im the one who takes and usually gives all the loads!! ...whats wrong with me today...i wasn't in my element....so i decided im not going back there....last visit...this trip at least :)

so i dick the cumhole again...suck out on his hole...and then take off for a smoke, shower and sauna....i still wanna fuck and im cursing my hole for being outta commission...so i wasnt feeling a hardon...none of the other guys were really turning me on...so i gets my cockring...put one on...go back up to the cumhole's lair...lick him up..dick him some more...lick out some more cum...dick him some more...lick up more cum...spit on his face...but my dick aint workin...its not gonna cum...so i leave...have another smoke...look up at the clock and its almost midnite...im thinkin i could stick around...do some jacuzzi and sauna...let my dick recoop some steam...and ill be good to go...but i wanna eat...im starving...i dont wanna hang with the bitches in here tonite...so i shower up and take off...on the way out i bump back into the btm bitch i met earlier...he's like "keep in touch"...im like Yeah...Sure! Fuck..as if cunt...im not bothering with u again...i like ur spunky piggy attitude...but u turn me off...yeah...Byyeee!! ...so i grabs me a cab home..everyone's asleep...and what do i find on the stove ?? What?? ...a pot of Pea soup!! yummmm yumms...I love pea soup...and i hate it...i was in the mood for pea soup..which means i was in a really weird weird mood...i had 2 bowls of the shit!! and then washed that down with some cocconut cookies i found stashed in a purse...i can use them...i need the carbs...my familly could use the diet...they dont need anymore cookie munching...LOLOLOL.... god is gonna burn me for what i say!!

ok...i gotta go...potatoes and chicken is ready...nuthin better than toking up and sitting down to a nice tasty meal...mmm mmm mmm good....Stoner's i think always make the best chefs...we know how to really appreciate good food...and shit food too...we see the best in every morcel and bite...LOL

fuck me, im baked...its still too hot to eat...mabey ill eat a bowl of left over pea soup...its not like im bottoming anytime soon...my ass is ripped apart !!!
HA Ha ha haHA ha!!!

prison break....

fuk me guys....its saturday nite...and i just got home....b4 1am...wow...its been awhile....i usually stay out really late piggin out on saturday nites....and im really baked...like "super baked"!! i just had me a little top up....and im feeling really fucking good...the load in my ass fells really fuckin good....that load feels goooooood :)))))))))))))))))
haha

mmmm, i can still taste the thai green curry in my mouth....i cooked today...made the family some tasty little foreign dish...i dont think they really digged....they're all about traditional food ya know....in my culture we're sorta like Americans....all they want is burgers burgers and burgers ....fuck anything else...god forbid they try something new.....taste something different...nooooooo wayyyyyy....no fuckin way....so we're like that here too....cept we dont go coo coo for cocoa puffs for bugers ya know....LOL...wow...this shit im carying on me is awesome grass...i cant believe its stayin good this long....Dude! ...and ive got me lots left...fuck ill have tons to take back home...rock on!!

ok...so yesterday...im not tellin much...i meet this really sleazy dude from online...cept in person...he was a little shit...shy...really skinny...geeky...yuck...so after spending what felt like half a fuckin day in a bus gettin there in traffic...Fuck the traffic in my home town...its fuckin insane....InFuckinSanity, InsaNE !!! lordy...i had to get that off my chest...so i get to his place...Yuckydude....and when i walk thru the door i wanna leave..but i wanna pig...so i stay...he was my age...not old....but he looked so much prettier in his pics...fuck me...oh...fuck him...he's the one who's gotta live thru it....poor guy...so i tell him i gotta piss...he gets right onto the bathroom floor...lies down on the tile...lifts up his ass...puts one of those metal Analscope(TM) things up his ass...and opens it up...he wants me to piss right inside...i felt like saying rock on...but not with him...not with yuckyguy....so i told him i was pee shy....long story short....we chatted...i smoked up...out on the balcony...guess he didnt wanna smell up the doillies in his mothers apartment...fuck me...LOL !! so he goes n cleans out some more...im smokin outside...start fuckin his mouth when he's done...flip his ass over...i coulda fisted it right there it was soooo looose n open...stuck my dick in...no friction...his ass was a monstrosity...i mean i usually like loose cummy hole...but not like fuckin airport runway wide...jeez....fucked it open a bit...he gets on the J lube....i start fisting his ass...and for the 1st time ever!!! ...the btm starts controlling me and telling me how to fist....fucksakes!! he's pulling my arm out...pulling it in...go left ...go right....i keep on smaking his hands back and telling him to chill the fuck out...im not gonna tear u open bitch...i might not be German but i dont need a fuckin school lesson either cunt... i dont carry my fuckin diploma on me all the time...fuck!! so i got fed up of his ass and told him i wanted to pee...he gets back on the bathroom floor...same position...same instruments....and i take a little piss inside...then i start fucking his sloppy wet piss hole over the toilet....i woulda came right there and it woulda been over then n there...but he pulls off...and sits down on the toilet and starts shittin out my piss...like what the fuk dude....thats mine...ill fuckin tell ya when to piss it out cunt!! ...he's like..."its too much pressure on my tummy"... im like fuck u...ill tell u pressure on ur fuckin tummy bitch...fine...shit the shit out...fuk..and i went to go light up...i blew smokerings around the fuckin doilies inside....i coulda probably stuffed all of em up his hole and it would still leak...so later i fuck him some more...fist...same shit...same snovelling attitude ...bitch keeps on telling me im fucking him too deep...fuck dude...u just took my fist in deep...and my dick is too big for ya!! jeez, i feel like im fucking a bowling alley here!! ....so i finally just jerked off outside and stuck my dick in when i was ready to shoot and bred the bitch with my load...fuck...he didnt even realize i shot in him the bitch is sooooo looooose....HAhahahah...chit chatted...and left...i had plans...fuck...that was a short version? i think not...all i wanted to say was ...i fucked some bitch...bred his hole...and left...THE END !!

LOL...im soooo stoned i luv it...the load in my hole luvs it....i need a smoke...whew...that was like wow...i went on a power rant there...i needed that....
brb....

fuck...i just ate nutella...i gotta really be stoned...i always keep a stash of emergency nutella around....its my last resort b4 jumping off the munchie cliff...and its not a nice way down or a soft landing...if ya know what i mean...so anyways...i was gonna tell ya all about me n my friends going out n shit...and all the stupid jokes and places we went...but i dont give a shit anymore....who give a fuck...lets get to the juice of the matter...why is my ass full of juice tonite?? hmmm...can anyone tell me...can anyone please tell me why ??? ....uh huh...yeah...say again...thats right...i dont think u know shit!! thats what i think...i think i better tell the story...i know it better that u ...thats right...shut the fuck up...pull out ur fuckin dick dude...and start to fuckin rock n roll ....uh yeah...tug on it some more...and stick a finger up ur ass and pinch a fuckin nipple once n awhile...it wouldnt kill ya...!!! Hahahaha....im baked good...

ok...so today...i get online when i wake up...and my family had a fuckin mechanic over fixing the furnace n shit....the noise was unbareable...i got in at 4am last nite....fuck me...lemme sleep ppl!!! i still cant believe i slept till noon with all the shit going on...so i make me a coffee...the weather is shit here today...cold n rainy...very very odd for september...so i get online and this hot muther fucker ive been chatting up for years now is online...and im like "dude...what happened to ya...i txted ya like 2 weeks ago....what up tonite" ...and he's like "nada...i was feeling like shit...tonite im free...cum on over for some pigging" ....well, i couldnt pass up that opportunity....friends r txting me to go out...im totally ignoring them....telling them i barely slept and the weather's shit so im staying in bullshit...lol....so i gets me ready in the afternoon and head out....i havent worn my fuckin zippy sweaters in ages...they're just takin up space in the luggage....so i head to HotMuthaFucka's place...Stud....he was hot....a bit older than me...well...40 i think...short shaved hair...same height...same build...dark tanned features...mod hairy like me....and a super tight ass in his tight track pants he wore to cum pick me up outside the train station ....he's telling me to watch out for muddy potholes on the walk back to his place...and im like stepping in puddles just watching his hard ass strain and beg to be free'd outta those tight tight trackpants...WOOF !!!

ok wait...i asked him...b4 i left what i should do with the super huge load he bred up my ass....he's like i dunno, do what u want with it...and i was like wait...Its ur choice tonite! u pick...u want me to leave it up my ass all nite...fart it out when i get home....find another fucker if i can to use it as fuckin lube when he's fucking my ass...or u want me to use it to stroke my dick again later...shoot another load, and smear it on my face....well, whadya think he chose ??? hmm...the last one thanks! excellent choice my friend....very good choice indeed...so im gonna put the laptop down for a min guys....scoop some cum outta my hole...taste it...give it a sniff...smeak some on my goatee...and use some goo to stroke up another nice load outta my dick right now.... my instructions were clear...he didnt ask me to report back...but i dunno...i dont want karma biting me up the ass tomorrow...or do i ?? hmmm....i havent planned tomorrow's itenerary yet...its sunday...it could be a pig day...a family day...or a chill with friends day...hmmm...decisions decisions....ok...so im gonna get this load outta my hole..and ill be back in a jiff....wont be long...i promise....LOLOL
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im baaaaack!!!! .......Mmmmm Mmmmm goood.....HotStud's load tasted great outta my ass...nice n gooey....perfect lube...sticky n slimey....i shot me a nice big load all over my chest...nice big globs of goo...too bad i didnt have some hole to seed...

So i once me n hotstud get back to his place...we chill out for abit...not alot of blah blah chit chat...we start makin out...im rubbing his rock hard dick thru his trackies...im chewin on his pecs n pits...yum! ....so i light me up some reef...he's cool with it...he doesnt toke much...no prob...more for me :) ...so i head into the shower and get down to business.... i catch him online when he's done....so i start joking around with him....i ask him if he's inviting some more hot piggy fuckers to join in...he's like nahhh...he wants me all for himself tonight...awww...how sweet...he doesnt wanna share....he wants a piece of me...and i wanna piece of him...so we start making out and ripping our clothes off...his dick was nice...not super fat...but fat...and his cock was a good 9-10 inches long...puuurfect size for dicking my hole good....i get down on my knees and start working on his cock good...i musta deepthroated him for awhile, cause i got the impression he might be getting close...and i didnt wanna end the game so soon...we were just gettin started... so in his spare bedroom/office, he has this leather couch...so i get on it on all 4's...and he starts working on my hole...he's eating me out good...using his tongue to lube it up good...rubbing his unshaved prickly chin all over my ass...im moaning like crazy...my head is buried in the leather couch...i hear him hork a big glob of spit on his dick and he slowly works it into my ass...im in fuckin pig heaven...i luv feeling a nice fat big dick porking my hole deep...he gets in really balls deep...i can feel he's tapped a part of my ass not a lot of cock can usually get into...he's in really deep and he starts to fuckin slide his dick outta my hole and ram back in deep...no poppers...no lube...just spit and pig lust...we musta changed positions 20 times...id get on my back and look him dead in the eyes while his dick porked me deep...then id ride him on top...turn around and ride him backwards...it was a perfect pig fuck guys...i hope he was secretly filming it on his laptop on the desk, i would so dig to watch it all over again and catch it on Xtube or some porn site like that sometime.... we took a smoke break at some point...and then went back to fucking like horned up pigs for another hour...he porked n porked n porked n poked me forever...my ass couldnt get enuf...i just wanted more n more...and i was craving his load....he asked me if i wanted his load on my face...and i was like, R u crazy!! U know exactly where i want ur load Dude!! so i start to ride his dick hard and deep on top, and i can feel his dick gettin super hard and he starts to yell out loud, his dick is throbbing in my ass and he's loading me up with a fuckin huge muthah fuckin load....

I musta sat on his dick for a cpl mins just enjoying feeling his rock hard dick throbbing in my ass...we're kissing n swapping spit....i start poking around in my hole and fingering out globs of goo to eat n swap....i get off his dick and get down and clean off every drop of seed on his dick...mmm...tasted soooo fuckin good guys...my ass tasted really fucking good...mmm mmmm Delish....so i give him a big gooey cum kiss, turn around, his dick is still hard, so i slam my ass back down on his fat dick and ride it some more....get off and lick off more goo off his prick...yums! back for another gooey cum kiss....luv it!! i luv playing with pigs who luv swapping cum n sharing sloppy wet kisses....its totally my idea of romance!! LOL
so we light up again and chit chat for a bit....we had alredy talked about making it an early night...he wasnt up for an all nite fuck fest...and im cool with that....im totally cool with one good pigfuck session....i forgot to mention i had cum after him too....he fingered my cummy hole and fed me his cummy fingers....which got me totally worked up, and i shot me a huge load all over his hairy chest and abs...rubbed it into his skin and got my face burried into his sticky fur and slurped as much of it up as i could...Woof!! I would so totally marry this guy if i lived here....i would have his children....i would cook his meals....i would fuckin wash his dirty filthy underwear and socks....i would take his fat prick up my ass whenever he wanted to breed me....i would take any of his buddies dicks up my hole anytime he broght em over for a visit...id be a good cumslut bitch....LOLOL...as long as he let me seed any other hole i wanted to of course...id be a happy man :)) Fuuuuuck meeeeeee!

so we call it a nite after fucking for 2 hrs....get dressed up...its chilly out there...and head back to the train station...as im headed down, i txt another buddy nearby and ask him if he wants some cumhole...he's totally into it...he txt's back that he's got company at home...dude...He's always got company...Either he's got friends over...or another cumslut bitch...whatever...so i get off the train...and im about to catch a cab home, when i get another txt from what did i call him b4...Strechmarks...Stretchhole...the guy who hosts parties at his place...he's asking me where i am...so i tell him and ask him why...its late....he's like im playing nearby where u are...really? ...so i call him...no answer...i miss a cab...i call him again....no answer...what the fuk dude...u txt me to fuck..tell me ur closeby where i am, pick up the fuckin phone!....screw the bitch, i get in a cab and get home....then he sends me a txt that he wanted a top to seed his ass...i tell him that hungry cumhole bitches answer their phones....fuck him....he always txt's me late...gimme some warning dude...it takes forever to get around this city...

so my cousin...one of them...is stuck in jail overnight...nothin serious...he's a good cousin...not an asshole prick or sissy bitch....he runs his own business...coffee shop, internet gaming n shit...and the pigs caught some underage kid in the shop...its bullshit...some stupid old law...he's being held to be seen by a prosecuter...total bullshit...but im kinda jealous...if i was being held in the local jailcell...id totally go wild...id probably let some cops seed n breed my hole...and if any of ther other jailbait was hot id proly let them in on some ass too...Woof !! considering the men here r sexy as shit, id let 9 outta 10 fuck n seed my ass...Id totally luv a jailhouse gangbang....totally me...totally pig! Whatever happened to that show Prison Break? Those two brothers....HOT!! Wentworth Miller...fuck, id let him rapefuckbreed my cumhole anytime, its fuckin urs baby! I hope they bring that show back...its not like Oz...that show was alot more fuckin rough...stabbings, rape fucks, fucking used to get a hard on as a kid watching it...watching some guy getting raped fucked, his throat slit, and thrown down an elevator shaft or something....ok...a bit too violent for me...i just liked the gangbang breeding part of it....if i ever got caught with my grass by the fuzz around here, they'd def lock me up for a night or two...they're such sissies here when it cums to drugs...light or heavy shit...fuck dude...its just a bit of weed...big deal...chill out...smoke some and chill the fuck out!! ...ok boys, girls, n pigs...im off to bed...im zonked...my ass is throbbin and feelin good...and i needs me some sweet cummy dreams...ill be dreaming of a prison gangbang...hot and ugly muthah fuckahs with big fat dicks ripping my hole apart...seed leaking outta my hole onto the shower tile...the water hitting me in the face...washing the cum, spit n piss off my body and down into the drain...picture that...Fuck Yeah! ...oh i totally forgot to mention....HotStud takes me into his bathroom for a bit...he needed to pee...he takes a piss all over me...i swallow some...get it on my face, chest and dick...give him a big juice wet kiss when he's done...turn my hole around, and he rode my ass in the tub for 20 mins...Oink! Prison shower piss sex...Sweet dreams.....

It's A Boy !!

hey guys.... lets clear up a few things....cause i get a lot of msgs from alot of you....The Picture above...IS NOT ME....he kinda looks like me....we've got the same pair of shoes...his hair is a bit longer than mine....we've got the same athletic build and skin tone...im probably a bit more hairier...depends if i trim or not...but its not me... I've posted alot of videos in the past too...IM NOT IN THEM...i know some of the pigs in them...Ive fucked or been fucked by some of the pigs in them....but im not in them....The whole effin point of the blog is to be anonymous...why would i post pics of myself...or vids of me fucking...half the fun is being totally anon...and even if i did post something i was in...I wouldnt fuckin tell you :)) HAhaha...who knows...mabey i alredy have!

so...now that i got that off my chest...off to the good shit!
so yesterday i went out and PIgEd it UP!! Went and met up with a buddy ive been chatting online with for awhile....he sounded really piggy online....really piggy! He wanted me to come over full of spunk....so i get off at the train station near his place...he's giving me directions on the phone, and i get totally lost...he's frustrated...im frustrated...like Jeez Dude...cum n get me from the station...i was almost ready to hop back on a train and head downtown...so he puts on some shoes and cums down to get me....FUCK....so we meat on the street...everything's cool...so we head upto his place...apparantely im the only fuck who's gotten lost...Haha...i was alredy a bit baked...i smoked up earlier waiting for the bus...the bus stop is in the middle of nowhere, so its a great place to lite up while ur waitin....so we get up to his place...chat it up a bit...i lite up some more....i go shower it up a bit and make sure im squeeky clean...and we start....in person he wasnt that kinky as i expected...we sucked some dick...i ate his ass...he didnt eat mine...he porked me...he fucked me good for half an hour...and he was almost close to shooting the hole time...but he held back...we were both a bit pressed for time...so when my ass had enuf...i milked his dick a bit and he shot a big load of spooge up my ass...and that was it...he liked watching my hole drip goo when he pulled out...but he wouldnt do anything else...kind of a turn off...not much to say...so i got dressed and off i went....hopped back on the train...went downtown...walked aroud a bit to kill some time...got lost in a neighbourhood full of paki's, blacks and other illegal immigrants...they were all trying to sell me drugs...and i thought to myself...there's gotta be a male whore house somewhere around here with young little immigrant boys selling their asses...but its gotta be super underground...no ads...just mouth to mouth...fuck me! ...so i heads to the "gay ghetto" hood....gets me to the sauna i went to last week...it was "bear nite" ....we dont really have bears around here...but i figured the crowd would be a bit more mature...and kinky...and i was right...the crowd was youngish...30ish...a bit hairier...manlier...sexier...no twinkies...some fuglies...but generally good...so i lite up in the bathroom as usual...shower up and chill out in the sauna... i meet this hot local fucker with a muscled body and shaved head...he makes me suck him off in the sauna...im licking his hairy chest, pits and crotch...luv it...we head to a pvt room...he's all over me...we're suckin dick..biting..spiting..swearing..and he rams his bare dick in my hole...not huge...but good...he rams my ass forwards n backwards for half an hour...so i tell him i need a break...he doesnt wanna let me go...he wants a massage...i tell him to lemme have a break, and ill give him a massage...so i heads to the toilet and smoke some more grass....have a smoke...find him back in the sauna...warm myself up a bit...and tell him its massage time! ...so we head into a room again...get him lying on his stomach...start massaging his back..legs...ass...i get down and eat him out for awhile...nice n musky...i tried to pork him with my dick...but he was tight..he's only a top i can tell...so i kneed his back n shoulders really good...he's groaning like hell, so i know im doing a good job....after half an hour i tell him its my turn for a massage...he flips me over, so now im lying on my stomach...and i thought he might massage me a bit...he just spits on my hole and violently rams his dick in my ass...OUCH!!! ...i enjoyed it actually...i just gave him the impression i was in pain and played it submissive...like a little cumdump bitch...let him be dominant...it'll get him off quicker...so he rams away at my ass for 10 mins calling me names...swearing...slapping my ass...and then yells out that he's gonna cum inside me....im just moaning like a little hungry hole...and i can feel his dick emptying inside me....nice!...Load 2 :) ...so he slams my ass a few more times and pulls out...i lick his dick clean...and we part ways...i go have a smoke n shower...walk around abit more and head into this darkroom area with the sling...no one's in the sling....but gathered around it...i bump into this little short guy i saw earlier in the locker room...and he's got a huge 9" hard dick...we suck face...we suck dick..and i tried backing onto his dick with my ass...but i guess he didnt wanna fuck me raw...we suck some more face and he cums in my hand...i rubbed some on my ass and my dick and check out some other guys sucking face n dick beside us...i suck some more fat dick...i see two guys fucking raw...i try to get in on the action but they werent interested...i wanted to fuck the bare btm bitch...but whatever...then a fat dick i sucked earlier pops into my ass...so i ride his bare dick with a cpl guys watching on....he fucked me for a few mins...groans..and starts to unload...i think half his load went in my ass and then he pulls out and the rest of his load is on my ass...whatever..i gots me some! ....then another guy i meet in the steam room cums up to me...we start sucking face and dick...we goto a pvt room...he porks my ass raw for a bit...pulls out and cums all over my hole...fuck dude! whats with everyone pulling out!...so i rub and finger in as much of his load as i can into my ass...then...back to the steam room! ...i bump into the short hung guy...we start suckin face again...head to a pvt room...he's up for another round! great...suck dick..suck face...i try to mount his ass...he doesnt want it raw...so i try to ride his dick...again...he wants a rubber...dude...i dont got any! ....so i start to rub my dick against his hole with some spit...i tell him im not gonna push it in...just play with his hole...so im jabbing the head of my dick in his hole...we're kissing n shit...and i cum on his hole...just slowly pushing my cummy dick head into his ass...i lift up his legs and lick up his cummy hole...YUM! Bitch...ill show u! Haha...we part ways, so i go smoke up some more...and chill....later i bump into this other guy in the shower who looked familiar...he looks at me and tells me "i look familiar"...i tell him the same about him...so we sit down, lite up a smoke and start chattin it up...he lives nearby n shit...i tell him im just visiting for awhile...and after the chit chat...we go into a pvt room and get it on...he was a sexy mutherfucker...same age as me...mabey i year or two older...nice gottee...athletic build...and avg sized cock...7"...not fat...so we're suckin face...sucking dick...im eating out his hole and try dicking him...but he's tight as fuck...he wants it...but probably not raw...so i tell him its my turn...so he bends me over and pokes his raw dick in my hole raw...he pulls out...pokes in...pulls out..pokes in...either he doesnt want it raw...or he's close, so i ask him...he tells me he aint close...so i can tell he wants it wrapped...fuck...i flip over on my back...lift my legs up...he eats out my hole good...if only he knew how many loads were in there!! He wrapped up at some point and stuck he wrapped up dick in my hole...i let him fuck me for a bit like that....then i yanked his dick out..pulled off the rubber...told him it hurt...and he just rams his bare dick in my hole...pulls out...then rams it in harder and starts to ride my ass good...im luvin it and telling him to ride it hard and pork it good...he's really turned on...so after a few mins of some raw porking...he pulls out and tells me he's close...im like cum baby cum! he blasts his load all over my hole...FUCK...cum inside bitch!! So i finger in as much cum as i can...and i tell him to pork my hole some more so i can cum....so he sticks his dick back in...fucks me for a another min or two and i cum all over my chest...it was my 3rd load that nite...i forgot to mention the 1st...i came involuntarily when the 1st piggy fucker was fucking me...i was riding his dick on top...and my dick spasmed and came all over his hairy chest and stomach...dont think he realized it...but i got down later and licked up all my spooge off his hairy body...YUM!! ...so after that...me n hairy piggy boy...we have a smoke...we xchange #'s....he says he lives alone closeby...so he could be a hot fuck for later...or even for a just a drink...he was pretty nice, likeable and hot! ...when i get back to my locker...i get a txt msg about a sex party...im like fuck dude....u shoulda txted me earlier....im done for the nite...i had txted a bunch of fukbuddies earlier about piggin out...so i guess i got them thinking...i dont think anyone got together for a party...they'll get in touch again when they work it out! ....

so now what...im debating...do i stay here...or go visit some more family across town...and when i mean across town...very far...no way i could get out and pigout...could be a nice change of scene for a few days...but i know ill go mad after 3 days with no dick! Haha...another cousin of mine today gave birth...IT's a Boy!! IT's a BOY!! ...boys r rare in my family....we're a familly full of pussy! ...and even the boys in my family r pussies... literally (like me), or in general...pussy's in life...Haha....my nieces have strong personalities and r rough bitches...the boys...the nephews...they're such little pussy boys...always crying n shit when they fall...cry cry cry...i wanna smack em and tell em to grow some balls like the girls...FUCK....another new pussy for the family was born today...when am i gonna be with child? When is someone's seed gonna take?? I always joke around with lots of guys about it....I tell em that I'll get in touch when the seed takes and im with child...I'll chase em for child support n shit...someone has to buy the little shit shoes n clothes for school! ....my family is always groaning about when im gonna get married to some bitch and have kids....like AS IF!! ...who needs to get married n shit...when i might be bred with child at any moment...i might start puking up one morning...go to the doc...he bends me over...looks up my hole and says : ITS A BOY !!

left, right, n centre....

fuck me...im sooo fuckin hard right now...i wanna seed some tight cumhole bitches ass RIGHT NOW!! ...actually woke up earlier...had a nightmere....got online...no one up yet but me....and im just anwering emails n shit...and i start stumbling across all these new piggy blogs...fuck! i wanna breed a hot slut NOW!

fuck...the family partied hard last nite....actually its a mess...there are a cpl hundred plates and glasses that need washing, and i can hear em chinking and being washed in the next room....and i should get up and help...but i wanna fuk some ass NOW!!...fuck me...so lemme tell ya about the other nite...another pigbuddy and i made plans to pigout at his place...so i hop in a cab...get there...and he's pretty hot lookin....olderish...42-44ish...i dunno....muscular body...tanned, mod hairy...he really looked like an older version of me...so we get upstairs to his place...and he's got an awesome fukpad....nice apt...great huge balcony which was pvt and great for fucking outside on...and his living room has sheets and towels everywhere...all ready for a pigout...u can tell he wasnt a novice...and knew how to host a good pigout....

so we smoke some grass together...chug back a redbull and i hit his shower for some scrubby scrubby....while im takin a break we start to kiss and suck some dick...suck some ass...suck some pit...suck some toe n foot...and he works his fat 9"dick into my hole...was still kinda wet....so i hops back in the shower...but he's totally turned on...and i can tell it was gonna be a fun fun night.... he had another btm buddy of his cummin over...so we killed some more time toking, shootin the shit...and lettin him use n stretch open my cumhole with his fat dick....i sooo wanted a load of cum in me...but i think he was saving it for much much later...like most of us usually do at a pigout...right? ...well...i dont wanna ruin the ending for ya....but not everything went as planned....not that anything is planned....things just didnt go as i wanted them to....

so his buddy shows up....older than me...younger than him....nuthin special...not overweight...skinnyish but with a belly...weird...but cuteish...5 years ago...so they start to pnp....i was just toking...the other 2 were hittin the e...and who knows what the fuck else...i wasnt paying attention...i was jerkin off to the hot porn on the big flat screen tv !! so after awhile...our host starts tweaking out...he cant get hard...his ass feels weird...I had fucked him earlier too and i wanted back in! ....so me n buddy played a bit...id fuck him..he'd fuck me with his smallish 6incher....the host was soooo tweaked and talked about wrappin it up...when the fun had only just gotten started...and i was gettin really super horned from the reef.... so me and other buddy fucked back n forth...he gave me his load up my ass 1st...and im musta seriously been convulsing on the couch in pleasure for 15 mins after he bred me...and once my head cleared up, i got right on his ass and bred him too...and ate my load drippin outta his hole right out...i was in super duper fuckin pig mood!! the host...looked bored...he was tweaked...he was frustrated...i was frustrated...cause i wanted to fuk him and get fucked up by him....but alas...it was not meant to be...some other friend of his wanted to cum by and talk about "hiv" crap...ok ok...i know...its serious...but do u have to break up a pig session to have a heart to heart with ur buddy....seriously....im gonna text him right now...i wanna see what he writes back...im always willing to give a hot guy a 2nd chance...lets txt...brb...

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ok...its been an hour or so...no reply...he's probably at work still....he better get back to me...he promised me he'd burn some hot hardcore german porn for me :)

if we do get together for another session...im gonna tell him to forget about his other sketchy friends...i want a one on one...smoke some weed and fuck fest...i want him to knock me up good...just like all my cousins r gettin knocked up left right n centre....fuck me....if i was a chick living here...id be out gettin knocked up every night...my pussy would be dripping goo nite n day....faaaaaack!!

Get some Roo for your Doo.....

Hey guys....im back...yet again...for a quick update...on my piggy activities...im keeping quite busy i gotta say.... but gettin piggy here is a bit weird... sex is a taboo subject...gay sex is really taboo... so the kinky shit...is like really fuckin taboo to talk about....fuck my native euro culture....religion has totally fucked up my people... so....yesterday....busy day... i get me into town to run me some errands in the late morning...and i had a fuck buddy or two lined up to hang out with...had plenty of gear n supplies with me...totally ready for anything that might cum my way.... so i txt this one guy....we had chatted online...he lived in the centre...closeby-ish....had his own place...and was free...perfect...so i hop on a train...get to his hood...and meet him

sorry...got slightly distracted...the kids came down to annoy me...and then i tried getting onto my banking webpage...and it fucked me over...ive been on the phone with the bank in canada for the last hour and i almost ripped heads off....im gonna fuckin switch all my fuckin accounts when i get back...Fucking Loser Mother Fuckers!!!

ok..brb...i need to cool down...i havent apparently smoked enuf...i think i need a gram to chill me out...fuck...brb

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ok boys...im back..and im more chill....i just got off the phone with a hot kinky fuckbuddy ive been chatting online with for a year....ok...he's not a fukbuddy yet...but i can tell he's got potential....so im headed over to his place later...another btm bitch buddy of his is gonna join us...they pnp...he's cool with me lighting up...awesome...i think we'll have a cool pigout session...ill let u know all about it....

ok...so where was i earlier??...fuck..lemme scroll up and see.... ok...cool...im updated...so yesterday...i go meet this guy...he's got a place downtown...so i meet him near his joint...he's wearin a madonna shirt...she's on her european tour...the fags r going gaga for her here...one fukbuddy just flew off to london to see her...like seriously...she's finished...her career is over...the latest album sucks...whoever works and writes her shit should be shot in the fuckin head...ok...so buddy takes me to his place...lets call him Jor...like spanish for Hor...his name is totally different here...but he likes to call himself after the spanish version of the name...loserish...so Jor it is...pronouced HOR....ok....so up we go...and in the lift...this other hot guy dressed in skater punk wear looking like pig cums in...i was more turned on by him than Jor...whatever...he doesnt get off the same floor...he continues...i ask Jor if he knows the guy...he's like no...so the apt is messy...with a hint of fagginess....pink curtains...fuzzy blanket on the couch...shit i would never use to decorate my own place...well...long story short...once i finished showering...he's tented in his aussiebum's...i suck him thru the undies...we get into the bedroom...im sucking his 8inch dick...not thick..but ok...and i was under the impression he would fuck me raw...but after sucking dick and ass for 15 mins...and i had my face burried in his ass for most of that time...sucking and licking his hairy musky hole and ass...he mounts me and puts on a rubber...im like fuck...please dont..it'll hurt!...he's like ...no rubber...no fucking...fuck, like whats up with the guys here Jeez! ....all the chicks get bred and knocked up all the time...why cant i get knocked up like that all the time from these muther fuckers....whatever...i let him...no lube...he slides in my ass...pumps away for 10 mins...switch positions around a cpl times...nuthin special...felt good getting fucked..kept trying to pull off the condom with my ass, mabey i could get him to blast in me raw...but no go...he pulls out after awhile....i suck him off and i got a big load of goo on my face and mouth...didnt taste bad....so we go back out to the living room...he gets online...i light up a bit...he's a non smoker...but i guess he liked my ass and blowing on my face...so he let me lite up....grass too...i dunno...we chilled we chatted...he acted kinda weird...so i asked him what was freaking him out about me... and he tells me, my kinkiness and open sexual nature was kinda disturbing...i laughed my head off...he knew nuthin....that was one of the tamest vanilla sessions ive had in ages...i was bored senseless....why am i even telling u about my lame sex....so whatever...he gets on facebook...and adds me as a friend...loser...i didnt know if he wants to meet again...im certainly not...i mean...ill go out to a gay bar with him...but im not bothering to suck his dick again....i dont like tame lame losers....

so after awhile...we head out...i walk around town a bit...run an errand or two...get on the metro...get myself to the "gay ghetto" here....it was a really dark dingy neighbourhood years ago...its right downtown...but full of old building, wearhouses and old factories...its become the new club/bar/trendy district of town...the str8s have totally taken over...but the gay vibe is rockin more than ever...the Str8t's always infiltrate everything fag...so it gives the hood a really interesting character and vibe...u cant tell who's a fag...a hag...or a shade of grey inbetween....its late afternoon...and i went to go check out the sauna here...kill some time b4 i meet friends for drinks out at midnight...we party late here....so i get over to the sauna....new place...wasnt around last time i came home to visit...heads up...pay my admission...get undressed and check the place out...it was nice...nicer than the last "gym" i went too....but smallish...2 floors of fun...and no rooftop patio....whatever...its all relative right...i see a tv room...private rooms...sauna's, jacuzzi's...darkroom with sling...ok...not bad...fuck...i doubt guys here would ever use the sling...its too taboo...probably usefull if a bunch of german tourists cum n visit...they can have their fisting fun...LOL... there are locals here...but alot of outsiders too...tourists...visitors...interesting...so i find myself a bathroom to lite up in...get my buzz going...and heads me upstairs to chill... i chat up some guys...ones a bitch...ones from Australia...the Aussie is asking the bitch where he could go find good shopping in town...the bitch tells him togo to a mall in the north end of town...so i cut it...(and here's the funny part...i play it local...i talk in my native tongue with broken english...so i can pretend im local...its really fun..talking broken english to the tourists...they think im totally genuine...when im lying thru my teeth LLOLOLOL) ....so i tell the aussie the bitch is sending him really far and to crappy shopping...i tell him where he should go...bitch walks off sneering...so i chat up aussie...he's ok looking...tall, muscular...dark blond hair...and chatty...i felt more chatty and horned...actually...i was really horned...but i wanted to chill n kill time more than anything...i wasnt expecting anything much...although the place was really filling up with fuckers...the "pre bar/club" crowd...

brb...lunch time...im starving...ill be back... seafood...yum yums....
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ok...next day here...ive been busay!! ...so back to 2 nights ago...im at this new sauna right....chattin up Aussie...i take a trip or two to the hammam/sauna...start fooling with this guy...we go into a private room...we're suckin dick...i tried to get him in me raw...but no go...he insisted on a rubber...fuckers!! ...so i sucked him off till he came...and his load...tasted like SHIT!! musta been one of the nastiest tasting loads ever!! ...i told him jokingly he tasted nasty...so we started talking food and nutrition...and i told him to eat healthier...and eat a yoghurt once n a while...jeezuz christ...his load was nasty....so head out...chat some more...he wasnt much of a looker...just some loser local guy...the place was gettin busy...some tourists...some more bitchy flashy local types...i went downstairs and smoke me up some more in the bathroom...bump into Aussie...and he asks me if i do massages...i nod yes in broken english and tell him afterwards...i light up my reef n chill...head back up....find aussie and chat up some more....he tells me about his trip...i ask him if he's having fun and fucking lots of ass here...he laughs and says no...this is all in broken english eh...its fun...i luv playing stupid....so i tell him to get up...its time for his massage....

all the rooms r taken...im lookin around...so i just open a door at random and find an empty dark room...great...we get in....close the door...cumplete darkness...not a sliver of light...so he lies down...and i start massaging his back n shoulders....work down on his ass a bit...then his legs and calves...he's moaning like crazy....then i get back to his ass...start kneeding it good and get my mouth n tongue down and working on his ass...biting, licking....he's losing it...then i get ontop of him...sit on his ass and work in a really deep back n shoulder massage....he moaning in his aussie tongue...im talking dirty in my native tongue...he has no fuckin clue what im saying...but he's gettin turned on....he flips over so im straddling him now....his dick is rubbing up against my hole...and it starts to slowly poke in...and i thought...he's gonna ask for a rubber any minute now and its gonna be over...well....he's dickin his cock in my hole...just a bit...and im swearing in tongues...and he's luvin it...i cant recall much now...we were really sweaty...dicks were gettin sucked...he got behind me while i was lying down or on all 4's and he shoves his aussie dick in my ass raw...no lube...we're covered in sweat...all the sweat on my back was dripping off my ass and that was all the lube he needed...he dicked me raw for a long long time....he kept on moaning how much he luved my ass...and i kept talking dirty in foreign tongues....he was soooo turned on....since we spent an hour talking outside in the lounge...he thought he was fucking a genuine cute local boy...and since he hadnt fucked for awhile, he was totally turned on...his dick needed to blast....and fuck rules...he wanted to dick this local boy raw!!! LOLOL.... i know how to round em up!! i swear we were fucking for an hour in that dark room...pitch black...couldnt see a thing....i kept on asking him if he "finished"...and he would say "no finish"....i swear he came in my hole twice...i dunno...my hole was soooo slick...so open....i dunno...mabey he didnt cum at all....i luved the fuck either way....after a fuckin hour of fucking he wanted me to cum on him...i didnt want to...but i knew i had to leave soon and meet up with friends....so what the fuck i thought....i cant be bothered luring and finding a cumhole bitch to dump in...so i rode his dick wild on top and came all over his chest and started spreading my load all over his chest and face...he was luvin it...and i swear a felt his dick twitch a few times in my ass...did he cum?? i dunno....i was so baked...sweaty...and lettin my hole enjoy the raw fuck i couldnt tell what the fuck was going on....so we head out...lite up a smoke...chat it up and head down to shower...i had friends to meet in 30 mins....but i was starving...so was he...so we kinda agreed to grab a quick bite...and i told him to wait for me outside for 5 mins while i got dressed in broken english....on my way out...he had disappeared...oh well....no loss of mine....bye bye aussie...Do some Roo to your Doo...hahah...i luv that commercial...ok fuck...the kids just came down...fuck off u little shits...leave me alone and lemme pigblog....fuck...im stuck here all day...we're having a party tonite....eating...drinking...dancing...eating...i gotta smoke up for sure to handle em...oh...did i mention more eating....fuck...they wanna fatten me up...they think im skinny...well, im not anorexic...i dont have ribs showing or anything....i could use some toning...and the six pac...needs work...but fuck...stop trying to fatten me up!! ...i intentionally starved myself back home because i know my familly always fattens me up...ill cum home 10 pounds heavier whether i like it or not.... id rather have 10 pounds of cum up my ass weighing me down...LOL

so me n a buddy head out and check out some of the bars/clubs in town...in the gay ghetto here....not bad...some nice street cafe's...rooftop bars...checked out this club later with army bunkbeds with a "barrack's" theme...but it was a clean place...not a sleazy sex club....the queens n bitches were prancing around the place like pussy in heat...there's a bear bar and some kinky leather bar that opened up recently here too...im gonna check em out sometime soon....alone...no friends or buddies of mine...unless they're kinky mutha's....and i gotta say...i luv the music here...they play much better shit than anywhere back home....fuck i miss it here so much....

so last nite...i told ya i made plans with a fukbuddy to meet up...so i get my gear packed up...grab a cab and head down to his place....actually...i need another coffee n smoke....mabey ill save the story for another day....im tired of typing...ok...tomorrow...i need a shower...i stink...my hair needs a wash...and a cut...gotta find me a funky stylist here...i need to Get me some Roo for my Doo!!

Get them started on the right leg...

guys...check this out...im am writing u from a sauna...actually its called a "gym" around here...u know...jacuzzi's....sauna's...rooftop lawn chairs...lockers...rooms and dark corners...its a sex pit....unfortunately...its a bit dead...i have no fuckin clue when its busy or not....its a new concept around here...the whole sauna/bathhouse thing...there were always some sleazy shit holes in the dead centre of town that are raunchy to the point u wanna throw up....but this place is clean...3-4 floors....its got style...its got funk...and its got an awesome roof top bathroom i can lite up in....i think i needs me some more....and im licking my lips now....im gottee is sticky....got me a big load of cum soaking in it....felt good earlier...nice n wet...now its getting dry...still feels good :))

saw this hot guy in the sauna on the rooftop...and went i opened the door...my jaw dropped...fat fat 10" dick...like huge...my ass got scared shitless....so i pinched his nipple...and took his fat dick in my mouth...wow...so some guy working here interupted us...and told us to get lost....so we came downstairs here...right by the little computers i can use and go online and update u LIVE.....

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVe from a clean "gym", in a downtown european capital...in a dirty sleazy neighbourhood....IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTSS THUUUUUUURRRRRSSSSDAY NIIIIIIIITE LIIIIIVE !!!! WooHoo...and the crowd goes wild....!!!! ...ok Lost? its a reference...to saturday nite live....live in new york...fucking stupid ass show...any loser caught dead watching that shit on a saturday nite should be shot in thru the liver....why the liver...well if u aint driking urself to a stupor alredy to take away the pain of being a loser stuck at home at 1130pm on a saturday nite when you could be out...then u dont deserve a liver....seriously...i would even go out...to a buddy's smoke some weed...not fuck...and watch family guy all night...

so anyhoooo....me n this guy head into a room...clean...yeehaw....and i start suckin his dick n balls madd....hairy..he's shovin my face in his crotch...im luvin it...after 5-10 mins...he flips me around and tells me if i like my hole played with...im like fuck yeah....and he's like...ill spit it up good...fuck dude...u better ur fat 10 inch dick is huge...so he fingers...hardly spits me up...and puts a rubber on...im like no way...thats gonna hurt!! (HEEE HEEE...alot of guys fall for that one!!) ...so like fuck no...take it off...i cant take a fat dick like that with a rubber! ...he's like no way...no rubber...no porking...oh fuck...he tries...i yell in pain (totally fake)....try again...im moaning (WRONG) ....so i rip it off his dick and tell him to poke me a bit...just open me up...after that, its all in memory lane....nope...he gets up...shoves his cock in my mouth and in less than a minute a big juicy load in splashing on my tongue and coating my thick gottee...fuck....its really dry now....im trying to lick...i look retarded....ok...ill be back with more updates as they evolve...i need to lite up...fuck me....LOL...

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im back...an hour later....2 loads in my ass...nuthing special...honestly...nuthing for me to write about or say.....just 2 plain loads in my ass...these guys r so sexually repressed...they cum instantly...2 mins or less...luv it!
haha
i'll post when i get home later...with the final update....
my ass has globs of cum dripping out...im hopin the pigs will bite...its sooo dead...where is everyone!!

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ok...im back....total...3 loads...a yng kid fucked me...with a rubber...i dunno...i was horny..i just let him...and he wasnt that hung...so it slid in easy in my cummy hole... he asked me what all the white shit cumming outta my ass way...i told him it was cream...LOL...after fucking for like 30 mins...i rip off his condom and tell him to cum...he's like where?...im like..dude...anywhere...inside? ...he's like uh uh, no...im like just shoot on my hole.... so he shoots this huge load on my hole...i can feel the hot slimy cumload sliding down my ass, so i finger as much of it in as i can...i dunno...tasted decent too.... so after that...took me a shower...and left...txt'd a few buddies on the way home to see if they wanted some cumhole..but no biters....one loser actually took offence...he calls me a slut...which doesnt offend me...not in the least...i know im a dirty slut....some of these guys...haha...they wanna fuck dirty and get sleazy...but mention anyone or anything else...and they get jealous...they wanna think their fucking some sort of virgin...Losers....so i get home...still didnt shoot a load...didnt find me a slut to breed.... so my family is having some sort of dinner party when i get in... we're usually pretty casual...but these weird ppl are over dressed in dress shirts and ties...fancy jewlery....lick ick...and the conversation is serious... im wearing dirty smelly cargo pants and a tight T....and i was stoned to the bone... so go into the bathroom next door....no lock on the door e...pull down my shorts...get some cum outta my hole and jerk my dick with the sticky spooge...smelled awesome and tasted mmm mmm good....i can hear em talkin next door...im fingering more goo outta my hole...jerkin my dick good, and blast a big fuckin load everywhere...i tried to collect most of it and eat it up...but i shoot huge loads when i shoot, so it was everywhere.... the toilet looked like someone had spilt yoghurt on it....LOL...well...i wasnt gonna lick the toilet bowl clean...thats a bit sick...but i licked my hand clean...drowned down a beer...and went to bed....ahhhh....not the best way to finish off the night...id rather have a bitch i can plug n seed... but the weekend is cummin up....there should be lots to look forward too :) ...i dunno if ill go back to that "gym"...my time is limited....id rather check out other places too...but i think it was dead cause the other "gym" had a younger guy theme night...mabey thats where they all went...but twinks arent usually kinky...or piggy...i dunno...they're kinda stupid...they'll let any fucker breed em raw...hmmm...mabey i will check em out...I cant always btm... I should contribute back to the community and seed some more tight young hole more often... get the twinkies started off on the right leg....Haha...i luv watching em limping and dripping cum down their right leg walking home!!

later pigs
luv
pigboy

private party...every Tuesday!

so yesterday...my family was driving me nuts....and so was the wifi...one minute its working...the next its down...shit....but some kid im talking to online gives me a call and wants to hook up...lets call him hunglad....i live far out in the burbs...takes me forever to get anywhere...he lives in the centre...but we've both got no place....im with family...he's with family...fuck...what to do....so he txt's me back and tells me to get online...he's got a buddy he fucks around with and he's got a place of his own....YeeHaw...so i get me online....we do a 3way chat thing...buddy's into me...he looks hot...and they both want me "cleaned out" good...im like fuck...im with family...i cant do that shit here...someone will wanna use the bathroom or walk in on me without knocking...i needs me a bit of privacy thanks....so the guy...lets call him stretchmarks....tells me i can shower at his place...awesome....(apparently everyone showers at his place...we all have the same issue...everyone lives with family...so having ur own place around here means ur fukpad caters to everyone!) ....so i pack up my gear...and get the fuck outta there....an hour later, i planned to meet with hunglad outside the metro across town...he's there waiting...youngish....dressed kinda rough skater...short shaved hair...sexy...with a bike helmet in hand...so i hop on his bike and off we go to the fukbuddies....we get there...nice suburb of town....get upstairs...and stretchmarks opens up for us....he's on the phone...blah blah blah....so we sit ourselves down...chill...shoot the shit...have a smoke...and i hit the shower for some scrubby scrubby....i can hear em suckin dick in the next room...i told em to start without me...so i finish up...lite me a nice fat one...and the fun begins....

im suckin both dicks...they're suckin my dick...i finish my smoke...and hunglad is really hung...good 9inches...nice fattie of a dick...lubed him up good...lubed up my hole...and he started ramming my ass...fuck did he ever feel gooooood!!....so he pulls out after awhile..and stretchmarks dicks me for abit....i think stretchmarks pnp'd too...but something else...he also took a cialis...but his dick stayed floppy all night...i call him stretchmarks, cause he liked fisting...but apparently hunglad told me he was thinner when they 1st met...and he had a bit of a belly with stretchmarks...eh...i couldnt give a shit...he had a muscled body...cuteish face..well...the steroids he probably took b4 made him look a bit like dog....but he was the host with the place...he was piggy....so thats all that mattered....im not takin anyone home to meet my parents...please....so me and hunglad r fucking again like mad...both of em r trying to get their dicks in my ass....but floppers cant manage...so we're switching positions like crazy...on top...doggie...legs up...standing up....hunglad is ramming his hard bone in my hole deep anyway he can and im luvin every minute...the lube we used was this heated shit...so my ass felt tingly the whole time...luved it....apparently hunglad and stretchmarks played raw b4...but stretchmarks didnt like gettin bred...kind of a taboo issue here...but me n hunglad had an understanding....we were breeders :) ...we were gonna breed....he had an awesome ass...i got him down on all 4's and ate him out for 20 mins, flipped him over and ate him out some more....he was squirming like crazy and luvin it...he had a slightly hairy hole...a big puckered hole and i luved rubbin my hairy gottee in it and stickin my tongue n nose up his hole...he luved it...but he wasnt preped for fucking...i can relate...but i woulda fucked him if he let me....i told him next time he better be ready...cause his ass wasnt gonna get out of it that easy...told him i was gonna rape n breed him good....which turned him on big time...so he flips me around...and rams his thick dick in hole....ram ram ram....and he's asking me if i want his load....i told him to gimme all he's got...he starts to unload in me...i could feel his cock throbbing and throbbing like crazy in my ass...and he just keeps on sliding in and out....he collapses ontop of me...and keeps on pumping away...luv it...cum is runnin outta my hole around his dick....i tell him i wanna lick him clean...so he pulls out and i goto work...he shot a huge fuckin load!! globs n globs of spooge everywhere....we flip over and start makin out...i sit back on his hard cock and ride him a bit...get off and more goo, everywhere!! i get back down and lick it all up and cum up for a big gooey cummy kiss...he's luvin it...so we get up and have a chillout break....stretchmarks was on the phone...blah blah blah...non stop...he'd join in the fun...answer the phone....and cum back...and disappear again....me n hunglad were like "what the fuck"....whatever....so while we were fucking...another guy came over...tall...thin...dark....slightly hairy...fuckin hot...and with some accent...which i thought was hot...hard to understand when their speaking another dialect n shit...but he was hot....and he brings some of his own shit to roll...and im like "rock on" dude....lets call him "fuckface"....so fuckface plays it shy at first....i start to fuck stretchmarks...i see a big tub of goo...so i get my hands greased up and start working on his hole...he was tight but i got the whole wrist in there and worked on his hole for a few mins....fuckface was luvin everyminute of it and looked kinda shocked....i look like such a good boy...LOL

...so hunglad is still all turned on....gets me on a couch...legs up...rams his dick in me and fucks me like a bitch for awhile...then stetchmarks gets in on my ass...he's floppy...even with a cialis...poor guy...then fuckface is on my hole pluggin it raw....i tell em all to cum in my hole...but they dont wanna cum yet...and they think cumming in a hole is a no no....whatever....hunglad spears his fat dick in again...and i tell him to fuck the shit outta me....i tell him he's a little fuckin bastard....and tell him to breed me with his fat dick....im not talking english here guys...im talkin in my native tongue...kinda hard to translate...but i was talking really dirty...and i mean Filthy :p
so after dicking me hard for another 10 mins...hunglad is close and telling me he's gonna give me another load...i tell the fucker to lay all his shit in my hole and feed it...he's so turned on he starts to slap my ass and mash my face in the couch....im milking his dick and squeezing to get every last drop and he starts to really unload in my hole...i could feel all that dick cream in my stomach...this fuckin kid knows how to fuck...and he fucks really good and shoots big big loads...hmmm...def a keeper....i could feel him get soft...so he plops out...and i get up and suck his cock clean...it was dripping...his balls were drenched in cum...his pubic hair was sticky with globs of goo...i just went to town cleanin up the mess....he kept on fingering my hole and pushed the globs of spooge dripping outta my hole deeper....fuck me...

ok...another break....hunglad needs to leave and get to some event...he asks me if i wanna cum...and i tell him ill stay...he's like "r u ok...not too fucked up?"...im like no worries dude...he's like "u sure...u comfortable here alone"...and im like no worries dude...im not a novice! ....if i wanted out...id leave...but i saw potential...he was a bit disappointed i didnt cum...he wanted it on his face...and i told him that if i was gonna cum...he'd be gettin bred up his ass...he's all smiles..and i walk him out..smooch...bye! i get back in...stretchmaks and fuckface r suckin dick....we smoke some more weed...and the 3 of us r shootin the shit...suckin dick and fucking for an hour...stretchers is on the phone constantly so me and fuckface have more time to ourselves...fuckface is hot...very hot...he asked me if id take him back home to canada with me...i told him if he married me and carried my child i would....we laugh...he's got such a cute face...thats why i call him fuckface...his face is fucked...fuckin beautiful fucked...it can be taken as an insult around here calling someone a fuckface...or as a compliment...and then...this other guy cums by...tall..whitey...shy...and he stayed shy the hole time...kind of a turn off....we all start playing...ohh i dunno...after 20 mins...me n fuckface start at it....we sucking...we're fucking...my hole is dripping....and then...this other bitch shows up...queeny...flashy...and he's warming up some coke on the kitches stove....fuckface n queen r buddies...they're chattin it up in the kitchen like bitches....i chat up queen...he's a cunt...i tell em im leaving "so they can have privacy to snort up the cheap shit he gots...so the cunt can get his fix and shut the fuck up" LOL....lets just say...it shut the cunt up...and fuckface was in awe of my balls....please....i cant deal with trash....especially trash with attitude...fuck you...you're gonna hear it from me....

so i join stretchers and shy guy....i start fisting stetchers again....a bit longer this time...i bit harder....and i start to dick him too....i get him on another couch...and i gotta say...this guy had a good fuckpad...big...lots of semi-comfy...ugly fuck couches which r perfect for fucking on and getting sweaty on (i wouldnt let anyone fuck on my new couch at home...microfibre nylon is a bitch to clean)...so i get him over on another couch...legs up and start to ram my dick in and outta his hole...he'd clench up alot....id pull out and fist him a bit...i wanted to breed this fuckers hole...he told me he didnt want to get bred earlier...so when i was close...fisting and dicking him, i ask him "where u want it fucker"...he's like "anywhere"..."oh really...anywhere huh....u sure"...he's like "fuckin shoot it anywhere dude"....ok fuck....fuck on.....ur gettin it bitch...i gave u an option...actually i was gonna cum a bit in his hole first..then pull out and cream his face...but he asked for it...so i ram my dick in his hole again and start to unload my spunk...i bet he could feel it...cause he clenches up his ass hard and pushes my dick out...or more like almost pinches my dick up and it starts to hurt...ouch!! ....so alot of my load is dripping outta his hole...i use my fingers and push most of it in...scoop some up and smear it on his face...he's luvin it....and im spent...fuck...i think 4-5 hours went by from the time i arrived till i came....stretchers tells me to pop in the shower...we joke about how funny it would be for our families to smell the sex on us...let alone ppl on public transit...so i shower up...i leave my ass alone...im gonna let the load marinate in there....get dressed...have a smoke...shoot some more shit with the guys...and take off....oh..i also gets me fuckface's cell number... i wanna fuck with him again....we've got loads to swap!....we'll see...i sneer at the cunty bitch in the corner who's all sketched out...and tell her she's fucked up cause of the cheap shit she bought...she sneers...and i almost kicked her in the face...but i wanted to leave a good impression...haha....i think she was jealous cause im cuter and was gettin all the dick...well...she came late...and she's a bitch...guys dont like fucking bitches....guys like fucking easy cute sluts...there's a diff ...right? LOL

so the bus takes forever to get me back to the metro...and fuck...im walkin around abit downtown...and i soo fuckin miss my hometown....the neoclassical buildings...the modern architecture...the old architecture....everyones chillin in a square or at a cafe somewhere...i grabs me a quick bite...and hop back on the metro to get me home....fuck i live far...but the metro here...squeeky clean...flashy modern monitors everywhere...flashy lights warning u of trains cummin n going...so clean, i would eat off the floor...i would totally get on all 4's and let all the guys fuck me....man...Back home...canada....mabey id let 1 in 10 guys fuck me....and mabey 2 in 10 guys when im fucked up....Here...id let 8 outta 10 fuck the shit outta me....the men r fucking HOT....HOT HOT HOT...ohhh...how i miss my hometown...fuck my familly...i need my own fukpad here...seriously...everyone would totally take it over and fuck at my place....Anyone here with their own place here is a pimp...introducing everyone to everyone at these private parties....I could have my own little dream Harem like ive always wanted....Fuck....im gonna work me lots back home and buy me a fukpad here....Private Party, every Tueday!

fuck
Bgood...pigs
pigboy

the chapter of fuck fuck fuck.....

fuck fuck....fuck...fuck...fuck....

wow....im so high...im so high..im so high....
im launghing like a banshee...well inside me...im trying to keep quiet....like that Bjork song..."It's O ! So Quiet.....Shhhhhhh....shhhhhhhh !!!! ....It's O so Still....Shhhhhh....shhhhh !!! You're all alone....shhhhh shhhhh.... It's so peacefull until..... Da da Da DA !!! "

fuck...did i just write the lyrics to a song...fuck me...im soooo stoned... havent had a puff in 2 days...and serious...ive been with family the last 2 days...no shit i havent had a toke....so im lying here trying to get some sleep...and im going thru withdrawl...i was horny as fuck.....and i thought....2 days dude....this shit is gonna feeeel goooooood.....so everyone's asleep...i pop out onto the back yard....my room actually faces the back...i got direct access....excpet...they fuckin knocked down the wall to the back room...its all open concept down here....so now...i have no privacy....cant toke that easy...cant sleep that easy being woken up by brats at 9am....cant stoke my cock to some G rated pussy porn on tv at night...and i cant hardly change back here...hellooooo like fuck...turn ur head away....i wanna put on some undies....and fuk...someone clean the fuckin bathroom more often....i dont wanna change in that pit....and seriously...can someone invest in some fuckin decent pillows over here....fuck....I think i gotta be the big daddy....Workin in fuckin America...and sendin money back to the motherland so they can feed da children and send em to school with some shoes on their feet and milk in their tummies....jeez fuck...i gotta be the fuckin World Vision to my poor relatives....for the price of coffee a day...your adopted child can now take a shit on a toilet seat instead of fuckin takin a shit dangling over the bowl afraid u might catch ur death by stumbling on the dirty dingy tiled floor while ur leg smudges against the toilet bowl, ur hairy leg picking up every microbe of vile viral enterocolitis that clings to the weirdly shaped porcelain bowl.....oh fuck...i can write a novel.....so really...im so super fuckin horned.....and i gotta tell you about my last night in that last city i was in....fuck...i dont wanna get them confused on the blog...fuck...im confused on where the fuck ive been and where i am.... ok "Your back home in Kansas....your back home in Kansas!"...fuck i hate that movie....why did the movie reference cum back to me...fuck...im stoned....ok...so im poppin out for a quick smoke out back....and then ill be back to tell ya all about the pigtales ...it needs a title...Lets call it....

Last Night of Fuckin Freedom (until I leave from the grips of my family naturally...even for a weekend)

...the chapter of Fuck Fuck Fuck

...written by Pigboy
...with luv...

I'll brb...smokie....

baaack...tippy toeing back in.....ok so...my last day in the last city...WOW....i shower up n out ....get dressed in a black smelly jock...put on my knee high athletic high tops...which r so in around here in euro pigland....and i heads to the sauna the fukbuddy recomended ...there were lots of sauna's near me....but he said those were full of flashy twinks and attitude...whereas the one off the path...and also in an old dingy but touristy part of town has a slizier atmosphere...well fuck...im sold...so i went there...its in some alley...with all these old ancient writing on the walls....old fashioned rotting gates....hmmm...not bad....this feels like an old alley where whores would lift up their ankle long dresses and good ol folk would cum n fuck em against a dirty wall for 3 or 4 pieces of coin....nice...well...i get inside...pay...they give me a pair of nasty flip flops to put on....like thanks...i was gonna weat mine...but i decided on high tops for the rest of what i had planned that nite....but ewww....these rubber flippers r nasty ewww......and as im walkin upstairs to the lockers...im like this place is gonna suuuuuuck.....the lockers...ewww..something left to be desired...and fuck...locker rooms should feel like huge cruising grounds...u gotta feel comfortable in them....so i hit the stalls and rooms along the corridors....and its nasty...like yuck....dark digy halls....they padded rooms....with smudges on the fuckin red pleather....stains on the floor...that wont cum off with anything including a sandblaster.....eww...now...i think the pot was wearing off too...and i was like fuck...i need more to handle this place....so i pop back to the locker...get my shit...head up to a room...light up and stay quiet....exit a few mins later...close the door...tippy toe outta there.....and the men...ick...some hotties...but the majority were something left to be desired....so i check the place out....no tops i see around...a lot of em r walkin around....not even cruising...and only one hot bottom with his ass face up in the air...and a tub of something beside him....hmmm....make a note of that one....the tub could be anything...im in europe...might be fisting cream...might be hair cream...or it could be fuckin suntan oil...ive seen it all here... so i get me a good...as less dirty but slightly dingy room for piggy atmosphere room....lay back and watch the guys commin by...alot of fuglies i had to send out...fuck...a hottie...fooled around ...sucked some dick...then he wants a rubber...ok...out u go....next....fugly fugly...hottie...cum in...suck suck...poke poke...rubber....get the fuck out! ...fugly fugly...ok...ass up in the air now....nothing nothing...poppers...sniff sniff...nothing nothing...ohhh...a hand is on my ass...should i look...hmmm....ok...whats takin him forever...lets look....eeeks...fugly....get out...foot pushes him out the door....ok...look at em...head down.....back in position....nothing...nothing...oh someones at the doorway...ick...fugly..get out!...no...No!...i said get the fuck out cunt!!....Git !! ...like a dog...Git!!! (pronounced Gett!...very hick...very me)

so i got bored of that shit and left the room...ok...walk around...boring...ohhh...that ass...lets go see...he's free...hmmm...im soft...lets see what happens....so i get in there and this guy has a hot hairy ass....im feelin up his hole...nice....not cummy...but used....so i start to really play with his hole.....he's luvin it...im luvin it....he turns his head...looks up...smiles....turns his head around...and his ass swallows my fingers...ohhh fuck...this guy's ass is all mine...i can tell....ive got a blank card on this hole...so i work it in good....fingers...toungue...eat him out good...rub my hairy chin on his ass...nice....my cock is gettin a chub...and i just spit down on it and start strokin it for his hole.....back to fingering...eating out his ass....spit on my dick...gets it stroked up hard...get up...get on top of the bitch...and slowly spear my dick in his hole....he's squirming...but im working it in good...and he doesnt fight....so i push in harder n faster cause i can tell this bitch is gettin off on it....he wants this hot piggy stranger to fuckin rip his hole apart with just some spit on his fat cock....i could tell....so i start to slam my dick in good....turn him around ....get my dick in really good...start ramming his hole good....gettin nice n deep....the fuck is dry...spit!! ....fuck...nice hole....deep...hard...i wanna hit that fuckin liver of urs.....pull out...tease his hole a bit with the tip of my cock....and slam in deep again...yeah the fuck is dry ...i so wanna rip ur hole apart dude...fuck...im soooooo hard right now...i wanna go jerk off in the back yard....bring a glass out with me....collect my load in it and drink it up....fuck!!! ...ok i need another smoke...and fuck...i havent even started the nite....the sauna was a bit of a jip....but later....ohhh later...i got fucked....really got fucked good.....uh huh...ok..smoke...and fuck im gettin munchies....what do i eat here.....fuck....ok...brb....

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ok...im back...i actually fell asleep....this is now the next day....lets see where did i leave off...ok...so im at the sauna...dingy dark n dirty....just yuck...not really piggy....but i was in the middle of fuckin this hot hole right....so we're fucking...and im slamming my dick in his ass hard...and its gettin really dry...so i look over and see the tub beside him...and it says "Fisting Cream"...oh yeah...fuck yeah....this dude knows what he wants...so i get my hand greased up good....pop my cock outta his ass and start working my fingers in his hole....he watched me goop my hands up good....he knew what was cummin his way and he didnt stop me or say a word which gave me the green light....so im in knuckled deep and twisting my hand right n left trying to work it in his hole good...he's luvin it...im luvin...and i can feel his inner rings openin up good....i reach for some more lube and get some around the base of my hand and arm...and Wam! his ass inhaled my hole wrist....i didnt even push...u gotta just usually let the btm ass inhale you inside...and fuck...i fuckin luv fisting a hot hole....its so warm...so muushy...and i really luv playing with a sluts guts....haha...that rhymes....(fuk my relatives have finally left me in peace n silence...its been fuckin crazy here all morning).... so i start to twist n turn my arm n wrist in his hole....test the waters and see how much this guy can handle...he was tightish....not gaping wide like the last guy i fisted a cpl weeks ago....so id work my hand in and outta his ass slowly...feel up his warm guts...and slam my arm in slowly as far up as i could so i could push up against his fuckin diaphragm....he was fuckin luvin it and sniffin away at the poppers....he offered me some...but i wasnt interested..i was gettin high smellin them from beihind...and besides...he needed em more than anything....so then id alternate between my hand and my fat dick...id pop my arm outta his hole and ram my dick in hard and pound fuck the shit outta him for a minute and then slowly work my arm inside for another cpl mins...cock ram....handball...dick jam...arm ram....we musta been at it for a good half hour...and then he gets up on his knees with his ass impaled half way down my arm and he's strokin his dick like crazy and he cums all over his towel....awww....what a waste....but whatever.....then he wanted my arm outta his hole....he's done...ok dude...no worries....nice ass....luved ramming my dick in n out of it and working his hole with my hand n arm....nice....slut....LOL

so i walks around some more....nuthin promising....so i gets into a room ...lie my towel down flat...and lay down on my belly...ass stickin up with my jock on....and i dunno...did i fall asleep....or just kinda dozed off a bit...so i feel a hand on my ass and a finger on my hole....im like "dont look dont look"....he didnt feel hairy hairy fat...and didnt breath like he was old n fat...so i didnt look...i just pretended i had a blindfold on...and just looked into the corner sniffin my poppers...so this guy is workin my hole good...spiting on it and lubin it up...and im just moaning n responding by moving my ass around....i just want dick...i dont wanna suck these bitches...i dont wanna kiss these bitches...just blow ur wad up my fuckin hole n leave me alone!! so he gets on top of me...shoves his dick in my hole...smallish...he pumps away for 10 mins...groans and gives me a load in my hole...cool...finally!! Load #1....so he fucks off...and i stay in the same position...i can feel my hole is wet....theres a glob of cum slowly leaking down my leg...nice....i didnt wait long....within 5 mins...another guy cums in...same thing...feels up my cumhole...fingers it...gets ontop....i didnt even glance behind me...sticks his cock in my hole...this time bigger....pumps away for 5 mins and deposits another creamy load of good in my ass....fuck yeah!....this is what i want....he fucks off....my hole feels good and the cum feels totally soothing leakin outta my ass....so then buddy #3 cums in...feels up my hole....slaps a fat dick on my ass...i prop my ass upwards and he slides his fat prick in my hole....he musta pumped away for 15 mins...but i could tell he'd give me a big load...his balls felt huge slapping up against my dick....so later he unloads and unloads...and unloads in me....he's moanin n groanin away for like a minute...like fuck...enuf alredy dude...get the fuck off me!....so he fucks off and my hole is like seaping all this shit....cum everywhere...too bad i didnt look at em....i coulda cleaned off their cummy dicks cummin outta my cumhole...but if i had glanced at them, i proly woulda shoved them all out the door....I've had enuf...Im outta this sauna i think....i gots me more to do tonite...so i head downstairs...get on my shit...and fuck off down the dark alley....

brb...smoke...i wanna stroke my dick some too....get me thinkin n talkin really dirty soon...you'll see!!....ok...so i pop into a taxi...tell the guy where i wanna go...and where do u think we went....well back to the sex bar i was last nite...FUCK YEAH!! ...i told him to take me close to it...u dont wanna tell them exactly where ur going...got outta the cab....walked around the hood a bit...found me a quiet spot and lit me up some more grass....oh fuck yeah...ppl kept walkin by interupting me...its kinda illegal in the country i was in...its fuckin illegal here where my family is too...so i wanna keep a low profile...u know what i mean...i dont want trouble with the law...as much as id enjoy a jail gangbang fuck....i dont need the hassle....so when im thru with my joint...i walk me to the bar...hit the buzzer and in i go....they remembered me from the nite b4 and in i went...it was clothing optional nite....so i glance inside....everyones naked or wearing gear with asses hanging out...nice....so i shove my shit in a locker...and just leave on my cum soaked jock and my black athletic 3/4 knee high hightops...they're striped yellow too...i remember when i bought em i didnt really like the yellow stripe and sole...but when i look back...my inner pig wanted em...i luv em now...yellow stripe...kinda gets a subliminal msg across and what i like....if u dont know what yellow means...then ur a thick fuk....u should be shot in the eye with some piss...it means i like to get drenched...or vice versa...im really pretty versatile...except when it cums to fisting...ive only topped...i still havent met that special piggy hand thats gonna open me up to a HOLE new world...hahaha....ill probably marry him....losing my virginity to his arm....im gonna marry a man with a gentle slightly hairy with a lean muscular forarm!!

so i gets in the place...get me a drink..lite up and chill out for bit checkin out whats going on...alot busier than the last nite...some new faces...some old ones...the bartender was hot...alot of guys in gear...leather...rubber...boots...a few masks...yuck...and alot wearing jocks n sneaks...and lots in underwear...and some naked...a really good mix...few fuglies....alot of hot guys...DAMn!! i really luv this place...i wish we had one back home....so finish my drink...head upstairs and check out the actions going on....i saw this guy i noticed in the changeroom...kinda queeny wearing a jock and leather harness....lean lean body...super lookin ass...and totally fucked up on something i could tell...and he was totally lookin to get alot of dick...cool...saw him gettin fucked in some cubby hole raw...i didnt really want to fuck ass, but i wanted a taste of his...so i push my way thru the small crowd...feel this guys dick ramming up the bitches hole....and i could tell he wanted a replacement...so he pops out...and druggie bitch...lets call him that...looks back...smiles and pushes he ass towards my cock....i feel up his ass...feels good...but dry...spit down and shove my dick up his hole....he had an amazing fuckin ass...and i really sweet warm hole to fuck...and he was fuckin hot as fuck....he's buzzed and he's enjoyin a fat dick in his hole as much as i do too...i luv fuckin these bitches...but...he kept on flexing his ass muscles and clenching his ass...my dick dont like that much...a bit ok...but clenching ur hole around a dick too much aint good ...so i slap his ass around a bit...like get the message bitch! stop clenching....again he's at it...SMACK!! ....then i grab his neck and pull his harness harder....nada...he's still clenching...fuck this cracked out whore...i pull out...smack the bitch some more ...exchange a few smiles...he thinks he was a good fuck...whatever...and i head around some more lookin for some dick...ok...i dunno what happened next...it was all a sort of blurr...i shoulda written the blog as soon as i got in from the bar...but i was bushed...and i had a flight to catch in the mornin....but i had a lot of fuckin fun is all i gotta say...i fuckin LUV that place....

i ended up in this room off the side with a bunch of padded leather benches in it...and some pig leaned me over...felt up my wet cumhole...and shoved his prick in my ass....i was sniffin poppers and flying sky high....he musta fucked me 10-20 mins...i dunno...its all a blur like i said....i have no fuckin clue if he came or not....who cares...i had a bunch of loads in my ass alredy that were lubin up everyones cock....so he fucked me for a while...pulled out..licked him clean....and then some other pig shoves his dick in my hole...nice....he fucks me awhile...pulls out...then another pig shoves his cock in me....someone outta the 3 shot his load in my ass.....so then i turn over onto my back and stroke my dick and finger my cumhole...guys r totally staring over my way...another pig cums upto me...fingers my cumhole and shoves his dick in my hole....he leans over and kisses me...and some other guy shoves his dick up his ass....we're fucking like animals....FUCK!! some other btm is gettin fucked beside me...we start kissing sloppy and exchanging spit n spit....its fuckin hot...everyone is fuckin fucking! totally outta some porn....another 30 mins musta went by and i think i had about 6 or 7 dicks in my hole...i kinda stumbled downstairs to the bar and got me another redbull vodka....i run into the druggiebitch....he looks familiar...so i ask him where he's from...he says Sweden...and im like fuck...i know who this bitch is...he's some swedish hunk cumhole ive chatted with online...or even if we havent chatted b4...i know of him...huge cumhole...he's chattin me up....he's high on something....so i ask him...he gets all shy....whatever cunt...ur a cracked out cunt that likes gettin knocked up...kinda sad i think...i mean i like smoking up and getting knocked up...but im totally in control of what goes on....im not sketchy....

so anyways...i tell him at the end of the night, i wanna give him my load in his ass...he's totally smitten...he knows im a cumhole too collecting loads n dicks...but he can dig it....so off i go...finish off my drink and back upstairs i go...there were dark corners and guys playing downstairs too...but it looked lame n tame...so up i went....walks around a bit....gets me back into that room with the padded benches...stroke my dick, bend over on a bench and the pig slides his fat dick in my hole...feels soo fuckin good....he's slammin my ass for like 20 mins...and im totally shocked that my hole can take so much dick...usually back home, my ass is done after dick number two or three....its taken 10 dicks so far and its good to go for another 10...wow!!! what the fuck...so i go with the flow...let em all shove poppers under my nose...and let this fat dick fuck my hole raw....he eventually starts groaning like a mad man and dumps a huge load in my ass and keeps dickin me raw and i can feel the load coating my hole nice...running down my legs and the noises...oh fuck...squish...squash...mush...mash....just the smell and the sound turns me on...let alone having a fat dick ram the load in n outta ur sloppy cumhole....he pops his dick out...i turn around...lick him clean....and turn back around and stick my hole up in the air....i dunno...10 seconds later another dick is in my hole slamming away....then another dick is slamming in and outta my hole...then the 1st fucker is back...then a 3rd....then more...i totally lost track...everyone there got their dick in my slutty cumhole...and i was luvin every fuckin second of it....i was backing up onto any hot pigs dick... and then i see the druggie bitch cum in....and he's gettin dicked raw....i slam my dick in the guy's ass who's fucking him...then he pulls out...and i put my dick and druggie bitches ass...them another fucker starts dickin me from behind...but druggie bitch starts clenching again....fuck dude! ....i pull out...get back on another bench...bend over and had my empty gaping cumhole stuffed with some more dick....hot hot hot fuckin guys were dicking my ass....dick after dick after dick....fuck...i swear...and im being honest here...at least 20 dicks were up my hole....and every single one just felt fuckin awesome up my ass.... i didnt get that many loads....fuck no....i def got 3 at that sauna...and im sure another 3 or 4 at the bar....for sure....i could say 5 but i dont wanna embellish...mabey i did...mabey i gots less....but my cumhole was fuckin leaking spooge....it was fuckin throbbing raw....it felt fuckin good...hot n moist....tingly....and cool when a breeze would make the hairs on my ass rise up and my hole would twitch like crazy....i felt fuckin good.....and my ass felt fine the next day...WOW!! total insanity.... so eventually ...i think a cpl hours went by...and i couldnt find the druggie bitch...and couldnt deal with his clenchy ass...so i found this other hot hot little cumhole bitch who i noticed was looking on and taking alot of dick himself....i bent him over....rammed my dick up his wet cumhole...fucked him for 10 mins...fuckin luved feeling my dick being coated with all the shit up his hole and feeling it drip out...wipin it with my fingers and shovin them in the bitches face to lick up or just wipe off.....he luved my dick...and i just wanted to unload in a hot fellow accomodating cumhole bitch....so i warn him im close...and he's just groaning and clenching his ass a bit and letting me slap n push him around as much as i want and i let my load just flow into his ass for what felt like a minute....i wasnt loud n obnoxious...i just kept slapping him around...ramming my fat dick in and outta his hole and feeling his ass fill up more, my dick is gettin slicker...and the sloshing noises r just gettin louder....FUK YEAH!! so i pull outta the bitches ass eventually.....make him lick my dick off clean....feel up his cumhole....get down and taste my load and who knows how many other loads leaking outta his ass....kiss him and swap some cummy wet shit...and off i went....didnt look behind....i was done... i coulda stayed n recovered a bit...takin another 10 cocks....but i was done...i had a flight to catch in the morn....fuck me...id stay longer...and i wanna cum back again.....so im gettin changed....and druggie fuck is back downstairs in the locker room..he pulls me into the bathroom, and he's either putting some tina or snow up his ass....tisk tisk...sad sad sad...ive never put that shit up my ass or snorted it...or smoked it...(well not entirely true)...but i have no interest.....i tell him i was leaving and alredy blasted my goo up another cumhole...he's like all dissapointed n shit...im like tuff luck...c'est la vie...deal with it...if u werent down here shoving dust up ur ass half the time....i didnt tell him his ass was too fuckin wild...proly all the shit he's takin....all fuckin sketched out...but he's hot...but sketchy...and kinda sad lookin....he'll look like shit in 5 years unfortunately....poor guy...get all the dick u can now b4 then....i know i would...but i got years ahead of me....i look good....im not everyones type...and i look different now than i did 10 years ago...but im still hot....my looks will last awhile....my body will last awhile....if i keep working at it decent....i dont look like a god...but im not pudgy either...gots me muscle...not a mucsle mary either...if i look hot at 45...ill be a happy pig...cause after 50...well...i think we all kinda look like shit...and ill be paying to fuck these little 21 y/o twinks...eeeks...hopefully ill be married by then....mabey with a couple husbands...in my harem....thats a dream of mind....living on the top floor of my harem...guys everywhere...feeding me....asses up in the air ready for fucking...and dicks everywhere for me to ride n milk dry...its a dream...we're all allowed to have fantasies....fuckers....ok...im going up to play with the nieces and have a coffee...and play Connect Four...Dontcha luv that game!....fuck...everyone sees me lying back here writing forever...and they're like...what the fuck r u doing!...im like writing....fuck...leave me in peace for abit ....i luv em...and i hate em...fuck... gots to get me in touch with some local fukbuddies here...and check out the scene here...its huge...its massive...buts its weird at the same time....some new sauna's and gym's have opened up....even a bear bar opened up...hmmm somethin to check out...ill keep u guys updated....but its hard to blog here....post may be few and far between...just be patient....and click on the links i gots and jerk off to some hot shit...i gotta update the links...but the wifi sucks...i got no privacy...i got lots i wanna check out...add to the list...cause some of u fellow pigs got lots of hot blogs n sites...thanks for all the msgs....i wish we could all get together n fuck our brains out on grass....Peace n Fuk Festival...nice eh...i like being earthy n shit.... ok... i gotta pee...im just gonna post this shit...no editing...sorry for the typos....if anyone wants to publish this shit...we can go thru it b4 printing....some of the typos r intentional...its how i like to talk n write...and some of it is just plain fuckin typos and fuck ups....

The End
...the chapter of fuck fuck fuck.... FUCK!!!!

peace n luv n pig
pigboy out