Juicy Chorizo

one hot hot vid guys.... dunno if i posted it b4... i hate the ending... but the top fucking is sooo fuckin super hot...


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ok... the holidays...fuck... so busy...
work...parties... friends... me arguing with a fukbud about shit...
im exhausted

and i need some ass...

brb... there's a fukbud online now... i wanna seed his hole...
told him id pop by if he wanted a load... proly fucked his hole 5 times b4... he's got a hot ass... but flakey as fuk...

brb...

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ok.. Im Baaaack...!!
sorry to keep u waiting... its been about a day since i wrote that shit above....

And to dispell all rumors... Im not going Anywhere... The blog is here to stay !!

Just been so busy over the holidays... I've got parties and family shit going on... i dont have the time to blog about sex... But im back... cause 4 days of holding ur dick back, makes for one horny mutherfuckin pig :)

So yesterday afternoon... i was chattin with a fukbud of mine... used to fuk alot... ive bred his ass tons... not much lately... so when he was online looking... one message is all it took to arrange a hot pump n dump...
he had to get ready for work... and now that i think back... we've always just had quick pump n dumps... ive never stuck around long enuf to give him a second load...

so i pop over to his place... its in an ugly ghetto part of town... Ick... he answers the door in undies, and was a bit wet... like he just got outta the shower... so we just started kissing and swapping tongue by the front door... i spit on my finger and shove it into his slutty hole, and i start to work his ass... he's pretty super horned and he's moaning like the bitch that he is... He's a pretty good cumhole bitch... he's a few years younger than me... whitey... skinny... nice bubbly ass... a touch femmy... and a touch of trashiness... but not a low life pnp party btm drugwhore bitch.... cause those guys... ick... i stay away from...

we stumbled over to the bedroom... he tore off my shirt... i was just wearing jeans...no undies.. grabed him from the hair and forced him on his knees... dangled my dick infront of his face and started skull fucking and gagging his face... i was pretty super horned... he's a hot bitch to fuck... but i hadnt cum in 4 days either... i needed some fuckin release! So after a few mins of dick suckin i pulled him up and threw him on this bed... started eating his hole out... blowing on his ass... bitting the cheeks... rubbing my hairy chin all over his hole... i luv eating out a nice hot hole... smooth or hairy... a hot hole is a hot hole :P
... he's moaning like a bitch on all 4's on the matress... im still wearing my jeans... but my fat dick is just sticking out... so i spit down on my dick (he asked me to bring lube... but his ass was nice n wet, so a little spit is all i needed) ..... and started jabbing the head of my dick into his ass... that gets him moaning even more, so i try to slam my dick in balls deep, but he's tight... so it took me a few minutes to open him up good, but after sliding my dick in his ass, going down for more ass munching....dick jabbing... and more ass munching, i was slamm fucking his ass hard in 5 mins.... i could tell he probably hadnt been fucked in over a week... we'd swap some spit n kisses... id bite his neck and shoulders... i would edge myself and then tone it down while i fucked his ass... i wanted to cum sooo sooo bad... but i wanted to enjoy his ass for a bit.... his raw tight hole felt sooo fucking good wrapped around my cock...

after fucking for 15 mins, i realize he's getting a bit tired... and i know he needs to get to work soon... so i figure.. ok... here we go... i know he wants my load... but i always ask :) ...not like id give any bitch a choice were id shoot my wad.... there's no fucking way im pulling out my dick if i decide to cum in ur ass... so he nods while he's biting his pillow....and i just let my load slam in deep in his hole... my orgasms tend to last a loooong time... sometimes a min... i doubt im shooting cum for that long... but i just keep on ramfucking his hole another minute or two, cause i cant fuckin stop... i luv feeling my cum slosh around his wet hole... but it wasnt that wet cause i think alot of it shot in pretty deep... after pulling out later we just cuddle and im fingering his wet hole... he's jacking off, but he couldnt get off... so we catch up a bit... im still findering his wet hole... and i tell him, he better not fart my load out... i want him going to work with it swimming inside his ass... LOL!!

i was outta there quicker than i came in... picked up a friend of mine... drove to the supermarket and bought some munchies... we had tv shows to catch up with... i cooked sausage and mashed potatoes... smoked some leaf... ate.. drank... and then drove her back home... and then i head over to the fukbud ive been hanging around with a bit more often... the one ive been "getting to know more"....and we chill at his place... it felt a bit awkward... we watch a movie... we didnt even role a joint... next thing i know... I ask him for a back massage... he gives me a shitty one... so i offer one in return... so i get ontop of his ass... rub aot of oil all over his back n shoulders...and give a really nice kneedy back massage.... im really good at that shit :) and its a great way to get into anyones ass... i work on the legs... the ass... shoulders and arms... guy's tend to go gaga for my massages... im really not the best... i dont think i have a clue what im doing... but i did some courses in shiatsu wayyy back when... so i guess i know my shit .... cause they all luvv it!! I always finish off a nice back n leg massage with a good wet ass licking... so im hard as a rock again... he's rubbing his ass on my dick, so i spit n rim him up good... and my dick sinks right into his ass... no fucking pressure or sphicters... the massage had him really fucking relaxed... he was almost asleep... but he was luvin the attention his ass was getting... i gotta say... it was one of my sensual, slow, vanilla kind of fucks... but it felt really fucking good... he had no clue i had fucked another buddy of mine earlier... and i was super horned again... so after 10 minutes of slow doggie style fucking i slid him down onto the bed... pinned him down... started biting shoulders and pulling hair... and shot another load up his ass... i tried to jerk him off but he wasnt hard... then his ass started clenching on my dick and out it flops... i was still pinning him down....so i just flipped over, spooned him... and fell asleep...

Crazy huh? Umm fuck ya... he's not the next boyfriend... he's not right in that way... ill be fucking lots... he was getting really luvvy duvvy around me... and i think we pinched that in the bud... LOL he called me 10 minutes after i left to tell me he went to the toilet and farted out a huge mother fuckin load !! Oink !! ...i can only imagine how much jizz i musta knocked up my 1st fukbuddy with !!! LOL

ok dudes... fuck... i gotta go... so much to do... and ive got the munchies... I wanna grill some more sausages and have them with Maple Syrup.. oh yeah... A great Canadian tradition... Not fuckin Aunt Jenima either!! Or little American weiners... Im talking around some nice fat fuckin juicy chorizo drizzled in Canadian Maple Syrup !!! mmmm mmmm fuckin good!!

If i dont happen to make it back to the blog b4 the end of the week...

Happy Fuckin Piggy NewYear Bitches
...all the best...
...wishing u more loads
....more dick n hole....
....and lots of happy moments tokin n strokin

urs truly,
the author of Boned n Stoned...

me:)

pigboy out

Let me Stuff that fuckin Stocking....

Fuk me... fuk me... fuk me...

IM FUUUUUCKEDDDD

....my dreaded fear...

...i cant believe this is happenning....


MY COVER IS BLOWN !!!!

...i just had to mention it... and then all of a sudden... the phone starts ringing like crazy and all my fuckin buddies r calling me up asking me if its the truth !!!

...then im at work last night... i work weird hours... and in different locations all over the city.... but last nite in particular... my main place... im confronted... BY Everyone!!!

They looked me str8 in the face... "YOU !!! .... YOU"RE BONED N STONED !!! "

I was like internally shocked... I just Wanted to DIE !!!! ....but my persona is much more clever... i didnt show a hint of emotion... i just looked at them blanked ...and gave them this dazed of look of "like what the fuck r u talking about", and said... Huh....what ?????? ....giving them the impression i thought they were on crack... yeah... i think half of em believed me... the other half.... i dunno...

I just had to fuckin mention strippers in my last post !!! Thats it...

My BIGG fuckin secret....

im not a stripper... i just work with them :)

i repeat... I AM NOT A STRIPPER !!!

... i just work With them....

all together now!! ....
"I AM NOT A STRIPPER !!!
I just work with them..."

excellent kids...
....well i think my local cover is blown... but who knows... this could work wonders for me... i could def make some more money outta this... i could def be tappin some more ass... and riding alot more dick !! Uh huh... im not stoppin this blog... this aint the end... There's alot more to me to cum ur fuckin way... dont u worry kids :))

Fuck... i luv that new Garbage song i posted.... it gets me so super boned... and i luv watching a hot boy dancing to it :))

yeah... thats right...
u all know now....

FUCK... U stupid Fucks KNow SHit !!
LOL

i just opened a fresh bag of leaf... Ummm, this is good shit dude... fuk yeah!!!
LOLOL

Im debating... we've got a nasty snow storm outside... Do i go to the fukbuds place n cuddle & play video games... Or do i insist he cum here to finish decorating my christmas tree, watch True Blood (this awesome new vampire series i just discovered), and finish off the night with some piggery.... Hmmmm ??? decisions decisions...

So in the morn... after work :)
... i head to the gym for a quicky...
LOL
a quick cardio... thats what i meant...
....but mornings can be quite fun...

i got in there early... started off on the bike... worked up my abs... chatted up one of the personal trainers... did a quick chest press, hit the cross trainer... hit up a huge sweat... and then stripped down and ran to the steam room... oh yeah... i nice hot quicky :)) It feels sooooo gooood....

so when i open the door... this guy walks out quickly and there's this other guy sitting right near the door...
oh yeah.. these two were up to sumthing!!

so i sit in the corner...and watch the guy who's left... he was the hottest guy i spotted in the gym that morning... hot body... muscular... probably around 40 y/o... but he looks soooo good, he could pass for 34... like he was hot... and he's occasionally rubbing his dick... he was acting sorta embarrased for almost getting caught... but he was lookin over at me like crazy n horned... so he walks out... a min later.. he's back... then the 1st guy cums back and sits beside me....but not too close... their not totally that into each other... now that im in the room... their focused on me... and i luv the fact i can do that to a group of guys... totally unintentionally... im barely touching my dick... im pretty hard n hidden under the towel... so i just lower my towel a bit... and you can see the base of my fat hard dick...

oh yeah... both... they're starting the whole drooling thing guys do when they see my hard cock...
i can see em both grabbin for their dicks... so i lower my towel cumpletely... and just stroke my dick in the steam... so the guy sitting beside me slides right over and grabs my dick and starts jerking me off... hot guy slides over too... grabs onto both of our dicks... im pinching everyones nipples... and the skinny white guy starts sucking on both our dicks... switching back n forth and getting lots of spit n drool on my dick... i was fuckin luvin it... so Hot guy starts rubbing his hole... aims his dick towards his hole and shoots a huge fuckin load all over his ass and rubs it into his hole... fuck, i so wanted to ram my dick up in this guy's ass... but i could tell there was noooo fuckin way he'd let me fuck him here... so i stood up on the upper level of the sauna... started skull fucking his face.... didnt take me too long... the whole fuckin sauna scene was soooo hot and i just needed to shoot a fuckin load after a long night working.... i pulled outta his mouth a bit... stroked my dick a few times and let my shit fuckin rip onto his tongue and all over his lips n chin... it was dripping down all over his fuckin chest.... i think they were both impressed with my load... Funny thing is... Most guys never actually see me cum... I dont see me cum alot either... Cause my dick is usually burried up a guy's ass filling n breeding him full of cream... well.. guess i like to watch it drip out... fuck yeah!!

....so we were all smiles after that... they left one by one for the showers... i stayed and left last... like fuck... u dont wanna totally blow ur cover with 3 guys leaving the steam room at once! LOL
so i hit a nice cold shower... well, its fuckin winter... it was warm...but cool... felt soooo fuckin good... the hot guy is showering across from me.. he's acting a bit shy... but im just rubbing my dick... smilling at him and watching him move his hot ass... and he had these white pressure marks... so i could soooo tell he was Fakin Bakin at the tanning booths... so he finishes off showerin and dries off... im close behind him... drying off... and guess what ? ...our lockers r close together... so as im watching him put on a tight pair of aussiebums... and im pulling on my smelly gym socks (i usually wear the same pair ...yeah im a Pig !! )... i ask him "Where u been on vacation dude, you've got a nice tan! " .... LOL
im such a good liar!!! He looked soooo obviously charred a tinge of red from the fluorescent bulbs... and he's replies back... "Oh, nowhere actually" ....and im like, "Really? Cmon, your lying! Otherwise id think your were Fakin Bakin!! " Im such a shit... thats rude huh ?!?! LOL He denies it...and im like whatever!! By that time we were almost done changing... He was hot... Id fuck him anytime... But lying about the tanning? Blehhh... that was grounds for not even offering my #....
... i just smiled n took off... walked over to William Sonoma.... got me some Peppermint Hot Chocolate Mixes on sale... One for me... and a cpl for some friends ... I luv the container, its old fashioned... i can use it to store coffee or sugar... or even pot!! I luv it...
Its a perfect Stocking Stuffer :))
..just like my dick....

later pigs :p

Dildo's roasting by the fire....

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Woof... what a hot vid !! I could fuck n fill that hot guy everyday for the rest of my natural life...!! Well..or until he got all wrinkly, cause he's a bit older than me...then id go fuck more hot guys...

LOLOL
dude... so baked here... so lets watch a happy Peace Luvin Music Video... Light up a J... sit back... feel the beat... oh yeah !!!



They should totally play this at clubs... everyone would go crazy..... and i just think it sounds sooo fucking good when ur stoned... oh yeah... Peace bitches... peace!! Just bend the fuck over and take my Dick... Yeah !! ....wouldnt this be such a Wonderful World if they put tabs of acid & shrooms in our drinking water.... Oh yeah... We'd all be dancing around like fuckin hippies, sticking our dicks into any moist hole... LOLOL!!

...but u know what i really luv... I luv listening to the old Doctor Who music when im stoned... I get so creeped out I Luv it !! I used to luv watching that stupid retarded show as a kid... so stupid...yet oh so gooood.... u gotta luv the Brits for creating that bit of nerdness...



Wow... I dont recommend that video for amateurs... Jusus christ... that fuckin credit sequence used to mesmorise me as a kid standing infront of the television set while my mother would bring me sliced fruit... yes... i once used to be a little cute kid... little pigboy me that i am :)) back then the tv sets had two big dials... the 1st one went from channel 2 to UVF .... if u happened to have the 1st dial set on UVF, the 2nd dial became active and you could watch channels 14 to 70... only problem was...back then we only had like 15 channels, so that 2nd dial was useless... Those were the days.. before the remote control... and the Microwave... and before the Internet !! Oh yes piggy kiddies... some of you are my age... or older, so u remember those times... those good ol' times... no seatbels, low crime... and a McDonalds Happy Meal was the highlight of the week!!
...but i know alot of u readers r just a tad bit younger... alot of u guys that get in touch r barely legal... like fuck!! The pigs r just getting younger n younger these days !!

like imagine a world with no internet... that means, no blog...no online sex porn sites... no hookup sites... no chat rooms... like fuck... We'd have to revert back to fucking and pigging out the good old way... Actually going out to bars and clubs to meet people and get laid.... Or actually cruise the bush the old fashioned way and find some dick or ass... No pre-arranged meetings n shit... you'd have no need for pics, cause you'd probably meet some guy face to face or thru friends... Ok fuk... lemme retell a tale about the Phone lines... so when i was a twink.. b4 internet & chat rooms got big... there used to be the Phone Line Hookup things... or ads in the paper... like everyone used them... So i recall walking down the street and this guy gave me a coupon for like "ManLine" or "CruiseLine" with 30 free minutes on it... I think i left by the phone for a cpl weeks... then one night, i was feelin pretty horned... so i picked up the phone...dialed the number... punched in the special code... and i was off listening to ads of different guys... so i listened and listened... alot of crap ads... like guys that sounded like shit... and i gotta say, sometimes u can tell if a guy's gonna be sexy over the phone... just from the voice :)

so anyways... im listening for awhile... and all of a sudden i hear an ad that went like this.... with a hot sexy voice... "Hi guys... Im 24, Serbian, toned and muscular built guy.....Ive got short hair, muscular hairy legs, a nice ass and a long uncut cock.... Im really into hot kinky sex with other guys my age or younger...." and blah blah blah he went on... it was a hot sounding ad... so i listened to it again... i got a nice big hardon... his voice was incredibly hot... and then the phone line says "Push 1 to leave a message, or Push 2 to talk to this guy directly"...and im like Fuck!! ...so I pushed 2... the line clicked a few times and then i heard a dial tone ring... 3-4 rings later, I hear a Hello ? ....and fuck... it was the hot Serbian guy... we started chatting... his voice was really turning me on, and i was rock hard... he told me all the dirty stuff he liked getting into, and i was just some stupid twink... mabey 20-21 years old... so he gave me his addy and #, and told me to come by his place that night... so i must have showered and gotten dressed quick and i walked down to this guys place... im like rock hard, thinking about this hot white muscular serbian guy with a thick cock fucking me up the ass... and i bet my dick was gonna ram his tight hairy hole too after id rim it clean..... fuck yeah !! so i get to the guy's hood... and its a really ghetto part of town.... i buzz in and walk down the hall to the guys apt... and im thinking fuck... this place is scary, but mabey he's just a hot single serbian construction guy who cant afford better... Im sure he's hot as fuk... so i get to the door... knock knock !! ... i can hear the lock turning and a chain falling.... the handle turns and behind the door was a pretty handsome white euro lookin guy with short hair... he had a huge fuckin bulge sticking out of the tight hot red dress he was wearing...

ummm... yeah... u read right .... The Hot Tight Red Dress he was wearing !!! Alarm bells were ringing off in my fuckin head... I wanted to scream like a girl... like Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!! I wanted to make a dash for it...but i actually stuck around a few mins... we chatted... i was nice n polite, just telling him that there was no way i could do anything or go out with him anywhere... my dick had shrivelled up like a little tiny piece of burnt sausage... he was insisting on going out for a drink... and i was like huh??? How do i tell him, I would die if anyone i knew saw me walking beside a fuckin guy in red heels and red lipstick !! I actually saw a roach... and i dont mean leaf dude... I saw a fuckin roach and then i ran for the Hills!!! I left him standing at the doorway looking at me running down the hall for the elevators... oh fuck... I dunno... i cant stand roaches... but mix that shit up with drag queens in red and im ready to pass out... Eeeks.. even I have my weaknesses... Yes... I am not invincible... there actually are things that will make me scream or cringe in horror... Really ugly bugs like roaches and centapeeds... and nasty ugly guys in drag... yeah... i cant stand all those fuckin drag shows most of u bitches go Ga Ga over in the bars... i just cant relate to that sort of crap... why cant guys go on stage and impersonate George Michael... Ricky martin ... or the PetShopBoys... or Kurt Cobain... like fuck!! Do we always have to watch them do Cher, madonna, gloria gaynor or Streisand... Like Fuck!!
I prefer strippers to tell u the truth... Toronto is lame for strip bars... Montreal has some nice sleazy ones... and most of the guys suck... either they dont know how to dance... or they act like they're hotter than they really are... But i recall this one guy... He wasnt built like a shithouse... but he wasnt fat or skinny either... he was pale pale pale, with a cpl tattoos and piercings...and quite a bit of body hair for a pale white stripper... but he went on that stage... and fuckin danced all old school street punk style and Breakdanced to "Shake that ass for me" by Eminem... Can i say... It was one of the best fuckin performances i have ever fuckin seen on stage... I was rock hard and drooling... my buddies were laughing they're heads off looking at me... and then he came out again for a 2nd dance... only this time in boxers and a pair of Vans... ummm, yeah... fucking HOT !!!!

ok... What the Fuk.. I was supposed to be telling you about all the sex ive been having this week... shit...
ive been rambling on about fuck all....
LOL

ok... basically, lets keep this short, cause i cant sit here and fuckin write all day...
me and a fukbuddy r gettin kinda closer...i dunno what the fuk it is.... aaaanyhow...

we eat... we smoke... we have dessert... we fuck.. watch tv... fuck again... i got a load in my ass.. and we fall asleep...ok... so far so good huh...

well... i wake up at like 6 am... and he's not in bed... ok... i stumble out... he's not watchin tv... he's not taking a shit.. he's not in the kitchen... huh? ...oh shit, his coat n shoes r gone... hmmm... what the fuck?? ...and he left me some note... im like weird... I think he got paranoid on the pot... or mabey i was snoring... i dunno... But we talked earlier.... he calls to apologize... and tells me he couldnt sleep with the tv on...and apparently i mumbled "no" when he asked to turn it off... LOLOL!!! i think he was just really stoned or sumthin.... and i dunno what the fuk i might say in my sleep... apparently ive told friends to fuck off and had pull n tug fights with the tv remote before!!! Im a freak in bed !!!
LOLOL

ahhh... so when i woke up that mornin without any dick or hole in bed... well, i just logged online... found me some hot ass and went on over to get some... fucked some nice sleazy frenchie closeby... he had a buddy over who was tweaking on some shit... id be fucking frenchy and ramming his hole with my fat dick and this guy was fuckin Ms. Chatty Cathy... id look over, tell him to fuck off.... or stick his fat dick in me to shut up!! Fuck, i cant stand guys who talk shit during sex... if ur gonna talk during sex... keep it dirty... stay on subject... keep it sleazy, or dont say the fuck anything at all !!! I got outta there after iBred the bitch... i couldnt stand his buddy.... and he calls me on my cell as im driving to meet friends for lunch, apologizing profusely for Chatty Kathy... fuk... annoying!! ....oh well, he had some good leaf...i think ill go back for another visit :)) LOL
oh ... and my fuckin ass... i really need to stay off it now... its throbbin... i gotta let my hungry hole heal good... FUCK me!! Look out u fuckin little sluts... my dicks gonna be creamin some serious cumhole for the holidays :p

Then another buddy of mine hung out here yesterday... We fucked... i bred his tight hole... made lunch... burnt some eggs and watched tv all afternoon... Ahhh... there's sumthin i luv about cold canadian winter days... All im missing is a fireplace with a few dildos thrown around a shag carpet....
LOLOL

I've got a few more holiday parties to attend... I think the theme this year is Secret Santas... no one really wants to spend the money on gifts for everyone... and who needs too... really?? most of us r fuckin adults... we're not twinks that need the latest gadget and need to show our affection with presents... Its just all about having a good time... I still have to swap gifts with some friends though... cause their conceded xmas twits... Blahh.... fuck... i like gettin em too... But the next Secret Santa dinner party i go to... Im wrapping up a Dildo and putting it by the fire under the tree when i walk in the door!!

ok...gotta run... my Coconut Curry Fusili is ready to scarf down :)

Sluts in lust ?!?!?!

after 2 xmas parties this weekend.... i need to desperately jerk off... The 1st one was work related.... Id never been to my co-workers house b4... him and his partner had the place renovated and decorated like Liberachi's house... i felt like puking... and there was a pond in the back yard... Yeah !!! A pond !!! Fuck me... and all their faggy friends started showing up, I felt like i was in a re-run of Dallas.... so me and my date scooted outta there... although, my co-worker's ethnic little husband is a hottie... a vanilla hottie... but he's got a tight little fuckin ass id luv to fuck !! ....and last nights party was at a friends... the vibe was sooooo weird... me and this little asian chick started passing a J, and talked about White Cock half the night...and then these 2 str8 boys watched me toking in the bedroom, and looked like they wanted to rape me, or get raped... such a weird fuckin vibe.... One of em was this tall slim black dude that looked really hot... and the other guy was this preppy lookin jew boy... and i soooo bet they wanted to suck dick... they kept on following me around the apartment like puppies... i dunno, mabey i was the one really stoned... but i can tell when a bunch of young dudes r horny... If it wasnt for the place being packed with chicks and other people, i coulda sooooo started a 3some on my friends bed last nite !! I woulda let those 2 boys just stuff n ram my holes full with their dicks... damn!!!

i havent fely my own sticky load running down my abs & soaking up on my smelly crotch in ages... i need to fuckin jerk off!!

well a few days back ...me n a fukbud fucked yet again.... he ordered dinner...polished off a bottle of wine.... toked, chilled & fell asleep spooning....like what the fuk ?!?! .... i woke up in the morning, ate out his hole good & rammed my fat dick in his ass. Stradled him on top and rode his ass for awhile till i shot his hole full of goo....
he made me coffee and buttered bagels ...got dressed & went to work with my jizz swimming up his ass...

im cookin dinner for this guy again tomorrow nite, & my ass is going up for auction :p
r we just both sluts in lust....or is this luvv ?!?!?!

fuk me !!!




and this next vid dude.... sooo fuckin hot.... the chemistry between these leather boys soooo turns me on....
u know its just porn....
...but r they just sluts in lust... or is it Luvv ?!?!?!


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so me & "the" fukbud.... i guess i can call him that... "the" fukbud, instead of just any ol' fukbuddy... there's sooo many....anyways.... we've talked about doing some group stuff together... i get the impression he's a bit more on the shy side, but he's really interested and turned on by seeing more group action.... especially if im taking part in it :P
....toronto is generally a pretty lame place for group parties and shit... most guys here have sooooo many inhibitions, and the available venues & facilities r limited in this town...
...but im sure i could def arrange something.... like he wants to watch a bunch of guys use my hole :))

hmmm...too bad i never got an invite to the party in the next vid....


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OMG !!!! I had to include this next vid... its such a fuckin gag... like AS IF this would ever happen on a plane...like Yeah The Fuckin Right !!!!
I cant sleep for shit on a flight... so i think i would notice two guys strokin dicks and fucking infront of me... Like is that Chick supposed to be pretending to sleep ?!?! Bad bad BAAAAAD video.... And Like AS IF you would ever get a fuckin seat row that fuckin wide in a plane.... Cmon !!! Who shot this stupid ass porn...
But u know what... cause im flying high as a kite right now... That chick in the middle seat... once the camera pans in for a zoom on her at the end... i realized something... I dont think its a chick... It looks like a really ugly drag queen !!!!
LOLOLOLOL !!!!!!


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ok...ok... i just found another really stupid... but hot vid... Im in the mood for a nice juicy Chicken Shwarma... i luv feelin the hummus run down my goatee and chin...and trying to lick it off... I just wish i had passed by that place in Berlin... I soooo woulda luved tasting the "secret sauce".. YUMMS !!!


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ok... i gotta run.... sooo much shit to get done... i still havent put up any christmas lights or the tree... i gotta do that shit soon... and i gots to hit the gym... fuck... i can see the outline of my six pack poking thru... i cant stop now... im obsessed... sometimes all u want for Christmas is a six-pack and dick up ur ass in the steam sauna !!! LOL
im such a slutt!!

A new beginning....

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Did it work?? can u all see that porn vid?

OMG....i just made the big switch to a Mac.... & i feel like im learning a new language.... i have no fuckin clue how to use this new thing.... I just figured out how to cut n paste links n shit.... i know... im lame.... but this thing dont even have a right click button on the mouse... I feel like i have to learn to use a computer again...Im just soooo used to PC's & Windows....

so what else have i been upto.... hmmm, well... I can now watch porn super fast....which is awesome... & i can start using Facebook again, watching funny videos & listening to cool music remixes..... so far im luvin it !!

I noticed alot of the vids ive pasted on the blog r gone.... thats cause the Ning sites r all going down... and whatever vids r left will probably disappear soon, so go light a J... stroke ur dicks & watch em soon !!
LOL

Been enjoyin some time off... been watchin movies.... strokin my dick up in the gym steamroom & hanging out with a bunch of my piggy buddies lately... gettin more aquainted with em on a more social level... u know? ....past the suck n fuck, seed n leave level of piggery...
Haha,,,,

Me & one pigbud actually had lunch... in broad daylight... in public !! ...like yeah, that dont happen often.... he had to run off for an appointment.... so i never got a chance to suggest a quick blowjob in the Starbucks bathroom. They r huge here!! Perfect size bathrooms for a quick n sleazy pump n dump !! LOL

Then on another cold Canadian winter night.... i was just plannin on chilin, tokin n strokin my dick here at home.... then suddenly i had 4 guys on their way over to seed my ass & i was quickly showering clean.... 2 of the bitches didnt arrive.... i wont be chattin up those losers again.... one guy that arrived was ughhh....how do i put this....Borderline Fugly.... but i was sooo stoned.... it was freezing, so i let him inside where me and another fukbud were tokin n chillin on the couch.
The chemistry felt so off....but the leaf was makin me so Super Horny for dick in my ass, I just got up n stripped down.... bent over n sucked my buddies dick hard & let em both take turns raw fuckin my hole......

Bordeline fugly couldnt cum... but my other fukbud threw me a nice hot fuck & shot his load really Deep in my ass !! ...like so fuckin deep, i couldnt even feel it leaking outta my hole :) Then we started chillin out again & it took me an hour to get rid of the Fug.... my told my other fukbud to get dressed to give him the hint.... LOL... so i says, "OK...time to shoot u both out the door one by one, so the neighbours dont wonder"!! LOL, they had a good chuckle, although once i got Fugs outta here, my intention was to keep my fukbuddy entertained a bit longer.... So we start stripping & sleazin it up again, & talkin dirty.... I let some of his load leak outta my ass & he went to town eating out my hole.... i scooped up a bunch of spooge that i squirted out...lubbed up his dick & went down on slurping on his sloppy cum coated dick....i luv the fuckin taste of my ass mixed with cum on a hard slimy cock.... feeling it pound my wet cumhole a bit... then flipping around to slurp n suck all that juice off !! Woof !! ...im soooo fuckin hard right now thinkin about it..... damn, its all gone now.... i had to squirt most of it out this mornin when i got up cause i felt gassy :p LOLOL

so my fukbud actually stayed over.... i was covered in cum & we just cuddled n spooned.... then fell asleep cuddlin n snoozin to piggy dreams.... fuck... he brought over some really good leaf to smoke up.... im gettin me some of his good shit to try out soon.... i think we'll be swapping loads alot more often, cause he's got a pretty nice fukhole to spunk up too :) ....i always like new beginnings.... Im not implying i wanna marry the guy... but he's fun to chill, toke n fuck with.... and u can never have enuf sleazy fukbuds on hand :p

ok...so bare with me, while i try n figure out my new Mac....
...im just luvin being able to watch porn so quickly again.....ahhh new beginnings :))
LOL!!!


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Brought to U by the Letter....

remember watching Sesame Street as a kid?

Goofy ernie, bert, grover & cookie monster would make u crack up...

Swedish chef, Grouch & the Count rocked too...

& all those retard kids would sing songs about colours or animals...

fuk... gettin baked & watching old shows like that, or the Muppets is awesome...

Some of U twinks probably have no fuckin clue who The Muppets even are!!

well...every episode was sponsored....

by a letter...

or a number...

so retarded...
yet genius...

all the content in the episode had something to do with that letter....
so if it was the letter Z.... they showed shit about zebras... or the zoo... the canadian version would include a zamboni...
LOL

So this message is brought to you, by the letter C !!

..the letter C !!

C... for Cum...Cummy, Cumslut & Cumhole !!


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...also brought to you by...The letter P !!

the letter P !!

for Piss.... Pig... Pits.... & Pussy !!
LOL


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the ending is sorta boring eh?
but fuck....
Nuthin beats a fucking piss fuck !!

Warm piss filling up ur guts....a nice fat dick sloshing that piss around in ur ass...the noises...the smells...... the piss leaking outta ur ass & running down ur legs... slosh slosh slosh !!
Fuck!!

Its fuckin amazing!! ...U gotta get 5 loads of spunk in ur ass to get anywhere close to a piss fuck... add some cum n spit to the mix...Woof !!


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& brought to U by the Number 12...

why 12 u ask ?

cause a dozen dicks R better than 3...
LOL!!

a few announcements....

ok...im watching the news now... and i dunno if u pigs, kids, and pot heads r upto date on events up here in the Great White North... the True North Strong & Free... yes, those cheezy sloagans r in the national anthem....

....but the goverment is being overthrown!!!
Its a coup!! Its a takeover!! Its unprecedented!!

I think its fucking Awesome!!

the only thing that's missing r the tanks rolling thru the streets... i think some tanks rolling in the capital would cumplete the picture... mabey it could bomb a public library and blow up children's school books...pages of paper flying all over the air... i think that would be awesome too!! And then, if our Royal Airforce...(all 7 planes)... flew out and nuked an iceberg floating in the north atlantic off the coast of newfoundland... that would be cool!! ...and then if all the Quebec seperatists marched into Calgary (our version of Texas), and used big black markers to write French language Graffiti all over the store windows.... Cumplete Anarchy and Chaos... Canadian Style!!

Fuck...these fuckin politicians are all on fuckin crack... i think they all need to pass around a Big Fat J in the legislature.... chill the fuck out...and they would all actually get something done... they could sit back in those big green leather chairs...feet up on the podiums... drinking orange crush and munching on cheddar cheese Doritos.... Yeah... Id probably run for office then... They're all fuckin pigs anyways... Whats another one amongst them :)) I'll need a few slutty interns then... I can post an ad on Manhunt for interviews !! LOLOL

ok...ok... im pretty fuckin baked... and i cant shut the fuck up....

....i have a few announcements i need to make...

- I cant fuckin stand sitting beside someone in the subway who smells like curry...especially when they're fucking caucasian!! Ewwww!!! Fuck me i hate taking public transit with all the ingrates & smelly poor people of this city...Ick !!

- I must apologize for my lack of involvement on Facebook. It fucking crashes my laptop at home... and there is noooo fuckin way im doing anything BonedNstoned on a work computer... that would be professional suicide....
....But, im finally putting an end to my 8 year relationship with my current comp here at home...and upgrading...WooHoo!! I cant fuckin wait till it arrives by courier....I can actually start doing shit again....instead of waiting 20 mins to check my fuckin Hotmail !! I might be able to really get creative on the site, and do some cool cool shit... mabey i can program a big giant cock shooting cream all over the screen for you!! and it could look like it was streaking down the monitor...that would be sooooo coool !!

- And what the fuck is up with all the Ning sites ?? none of them work...or everything is shutting down...like What the Fuck ?!?!

Thank fuckin god when i get the new comp, it wont take as long watching and downloading porn!! I havent been able to download porn in years!! Yeah... it really sucks... but just another week... i bet i wont be able to get my dick away from the screen...

-oh...another announcement... Im putting my Ass on Hiatus.... my buddy sorta rough fucked me a bit a few days back...and its feeling a tad bit sore still... and i was just at the docs the other day...and he told me to take it easy and hold back... so im taking my ass out of the Holiday display window again... I'll put my fat dick back in the window... throw some tinsel on it... and wrap it in a red ribbon... Yeah... last thing i want is to rip my hole apart again... Noooo fuckin way dude...

I had fun gettin my hole fucked, filled n bred again... but i guess it still needs a bit more time to totally chill n heal... so id rather rest it and cum back in full force in the new year.... those dicks wont know what the fuck'll hit them...

So... im back in the market for slutty bottoms...the sleazier the cumwhore... the better :))

ok...thats all... i gotta go... busy busy this week... work... xmas parties... and a funeral... yes... a fuckin funeral...tomorrow... fuck... i dont wanna go... and im chipping in for this fugly flower arrangement with a bunch of others... ick... im gonna be behind a tree smoking up at the cemetary... who knows... mabey some really hot guy will be there... id luv to smoke up and skull fuck some guy in a cemetary... his head hitting up against a headstone every time i ram my dick down his throat... oh yeah... im really fucked... i have no fuckin shame sometimes... i Luv it!!

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In case of Blog shutdown, measures have been put into place...
U wont be left out to hang...
I've got ur backs... and ur dicks in my grip

I wont leave ur asses dangling for too long...
so here's the other site i created... it's ready whenever its needed...

http://bonedandstoned.blogspot.com


Get It ?? Instead of bonedNstoned...its bonedANDstoned


Easy eh? I think so... just type out the whole word "AND" after Boned and b4 Stoned.
...and if thats too confusing for ya... well ...dude... u need help... seriously... go get ur ass fucked n loaded!! LOL

ahhhhh.... Wouldnt u miss me !! Some of u die hards out there would be crushed... so dont worry... if i disappear offline... ill be back soon enuf... ready to fuck n fill more ass... ready to sleaze it more than ever... and milk as much fucking spunk outta ur dicks as i can :)

so... on that note... lets see what sorta flicks i can find here for today...
ive been busy working lately... so i got nuthin new to share... well... im lying... i played with a piggy bud the other nite... was fun... he rode my ass for awhile... but i was tired n shit from working... so we just chilled n cuddled most of the time... and i was totally sober n shit... kinda weird... its been awhile since ive fucked sober... i didnt feel like myself... i cant put my finger on it...
oh well...

here's a super hot fluid swap vid... no fucking in it....but its pretty sleazy n hot...


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...here's another hot fluid swap vid from fred...that pig from montreal...who films alot of hot sleazy vids of himself riding huge dildo's, gettin bred and eating cum... fuk... i sooo wanna pigout with him someday & make children... LOLOLOL !!!


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and this last one here.... its sorta boring at 1st...but watch the ending...you'll see why i posted it :p ...that and the white top with rastafarian hair is so hot... i luv sleazy lookin punks :)


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ok guys... Im off to the gym... its a nasty day here... and i gotta hit some weights and see some naked ass in the locker room to cheer me up.... nuthin beats a smelly musky locker room... stirs my dick awake every time!!

Oh...and like WOW... The blog's got over 100,000 hits alredy!! Holy shit... I've been up n running for less than 5 months... so thanks for all ur hot piggy messages and emails... (and fuck all u fuglies who write me nasty shit and threats... no one ever forced u to read my shit)... i was taught that if u had nuthing nice to say... to just shut ur trap and give them a dirty look & walk away !! LOLOL

Later pigs...

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Happy Hump Day

...yeah yeah, i know its a Thursday.... but why cant thursday or anyday be a Happy Hump Day... so im taking up an old "Barederek" tradition, & bringing it back into fashion.... (may his piggy hot video blog Rest In Peace)...


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hot huh? umm...fuk yeah!!


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and that was AmateurFuckinLicious !!

hmmm...lets see what else i can find online here for ya....
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...fuk..here's a nice one...Dontcha wish every fuckin guy was so verbal... I luv sleazy talkers!!


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ok...and this one...Hot! ...dontcha luv squishy endings??


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im gonna go make guacamole... i gots the munchies....
so does my hole...the load i got earlier just wets my appetite for dick even more...but that story's for another day.... fuck...it wasnt all that great...not every fucker is a fantastic breeder :p

Happy Hump Day !! anyday & everday!!

ok...where was i?

(just tuning in?... Read the previous post below...ok...and this one will make more sense :)

jeezz...sometimes u gotta spell it out for some guys....

ok... so where was i?
oh yeah... i got bred by buddy...
need a recap? ...do ya?

did u read what it says above?? Go read the previous post below, and you'll find the fuck out...im not giving u a fuckin recap!!

so yeah... i was really bred good...so me n buddy crash on his couch...im just fingering my cummy hole and licking jizz off my fingers....jacking off my dick with my other hand....and just trying to catch my breath and savour the moment... u know... jizz dripping outta my wet used hole feeling... its been sooo fucking long...when it happened the other day it was just unexpected, i couldn't really digest it... but this time... i digested it all right... i fucking milked buddy's fucking dick dry :)

so i roll him over and start munching on his hole... he had a pretty nice ass n hole... so i had a good time tonguing it good and getting lots of my spit spread all over... i get back up... spit on my dick...and work it into his ass... i dont think he really expected it... most guys dont... i fuck alot of guys... but i dont think most guys really expect how fuckin good it feels when my fat dick gets inside their hole... i think its the Girth.... Girth is Good... I fuckin luv Girth... my dick has Girth... so yeah... i start plugging away at his ass... nice n slow at first... then faster and harder...id pull out... ram it back in... or just use the head of my dick to jab fuck his hole open...tease it a bit...then ram my dick back in balls deep... his ass was getting me close...but i could easily hold myself back from spunking... after a good 10 mins of my rough n gentle fucking routine...he starts begging for my load...and i can tell, buddy's hole is getting sore...thats why he's laying on the pig talk...ya...as if! i can tell...dude... im a bigger btm than u... So i start fucking him harder...and i could feel a load boiling in my balls... but i didnt wanna shoot in his hole for some reason... i wanted to find another ass... and i had a few other potentials planned for later :) ...so can u tell where this is going?

well..buddy wanted a load... sorta promised him we'd flip fuck and swap seed... so i got my churning seed under control...started jab fucking him hard and fast... asked him where he wanted it...and just started ramming him hard and howling like a dog... LOL.... so fuckin funny... Ive faked alot of orgasms over the years... Do u guys ever do that shit? If im fucking some guy...and i dont wanna cum yet... I'll fake it... When i was younger and came too soon...id fake it later to make it look i came...even though i alredy had... I dont do that shit now... If i wanna cum in a guy's hole in 3 mins... ill make him know im breeding his ass :)

...and u know what the key is to a fake orgasm? Jab ur cock in with every fake "spurt" of cum...and breathe out with every jab... its totally believable... and i swear... no ones ever called me on it b4... im very convincing :) Haha
so we crash back on the couch...he runs off to take a piss...so i lie down on his couch...ass up... i didnt wanna stick around too long... but i figured ive got nothing to lose... so he cums back... sees my ass framed on his couch... and he's like "wish i came home to that every night"... so im like "dude...just pretend u just did" ... so he gets down on his knees and goes to town on my ass... licking, sucking, biting, nibbling... like just going crazy...and im enjoying it all... nuthin feels better after a nice fuck, when ur hole's still throbbing, puffy and leaking seed... so a good 10-15 mins later... his dick's rock hard and he starts working it into my wet cummy hole... he starts dicking me nice n hard... my hole is feeling a bit sore... but im like fuck it... im fucking hungry U bitch hole!! ... Shut the fuck up and take it u fuckin slutty hungry hole!! ...so i just let him give it to me... but u figure...2nd fuck... either the dude's gonna cum quick...or take an hour or never... so i lay on the dirty talk right away...

"yeah..u like that wet cummy hole dude?" ..."fuck...gimme some more of that seed dude...fill up my fuckin ass some more!!" ..."ur fucking dick feels soooo fucking goood...fucking that cum up my wet fucking ass...fuuuuck yeahhhh!!"

i had him bucking and sloshing another load in my ass in 5 mins flat!...oh fuck yeah!!.. Im good :) ...I havent forgotten any tricks in the book... if anything...being more of a top lately... ive had a chance to hear alot of dirty talk tried on me... and lets just fuckin say, i can probably fucking out sleaze-talk most of u guys out there... i like my bottoms verbal...i wanna hear how dirty they feel...and my tops... the sleazier his mouth...the better his dick feels...LOL

so yeah... my ass was fucking leaking seed everywhere...i could totally feel it leaking down my balls... i get up off the couch and take a piss...so when i get back, the cum is dripping down my legs...my ass feels sticky as shit and im so sweaty n musky smelling... fuck... ive missed smelling like a piggy bottom!! fuck ya!! sticky ass and cum running down the back of ur knee...fuck dude... that just gives me a fuckin chill up n down my spine and dick... i get on the cargo pants and sweater...put on the shoes...and buddy is talking to me about shit... like boring the fuck outta me... fuck... he's a chatty Cathy...fuck me... im gettin the fuck out... he's only good for fucking... his fuckin life stories seem to bore the fuck outta me and make me wanna scream out GEEK...so i get out...jump in the car...and call a buddy of mine...no answer...fuck...told him i had a fresh load...and told him he had 20 mins to call me back...i was waiting for another fukbud to txt or call...but no missed calls...so im like fuck... i drive the car round a bit... lite up some grass... chill n listen to some tunes in the car... and im just sooo fuckin horned up... like i want more dick...like yesterday!! Im not waiting around for my fucking fukbuds... where do i go? well...i must know 100 guys downtown who can give me what i want... but i hadnt made any plans with them...let alone keep everyone's number...like fuck... so i hit the tubs...again! yeah... twice in a week! Im such a slut!!
HAHaha

it was a Tues...5pm... so u know there's gonna be an afterwork crowd... and everyone there just wants to fuck... few posers and fewer tweakers... yeah.. except for me!
so i get a room this time... get inside... strip off...grab a quick shower and check out the crowd... not as packed as a weekend... but id say 30-40 guys... not bad... and id say there were like a good 15-20 of em id totally bend over for...so i head back into my room... put on my dirty smelly jockstrap... put on a baseball cap... and im looking into the mirror... i look like a totally hot n stoned jockboy...oh yeah... and my hole feels soo fuckin good... i had brought some lube with me, so i pour some oil into my ass and rub it in... i want it nice n slick for more dick... Lots of guys look in... a hate guys that stand outside for 10 mins and never actually cum in the room and say something, so i can get a good look at them... i dont let those losers in... and i shoo off some fugglies... then some skinny lookin pig cums in...in his 30's... he seems really really shy... but i start suckin on his dick... he aint huge... but like i said.. im not lookin for size...at least not this week :))

he brings out a rubber...and asks me if i wanna get fucked.. im like "totally dude, but not with those"... and he's like non-chalant "ok"...LOL ...i get down on all 4's... he cums around from behind and sticks his dick in my shute... i feel back, just to make sure the rubber Wasnt on... and his dick was like pencil thin... and im like, fuck! he didnt seem pencil thin when i was sucking him off... but what did i know... i was stoned as fuck...so i let him dick me doggy for a bit...then i rode his dick for awhile... asked him if he wanted to cum...and he's like, oh yeah! ...so im like "dude... then u gotta cum in my ass"... so i get on my back.. throw my legs over his shoulders...and let him dick me with the pencil dick... didnt take him long... wasnt really into him... i just wanted another load... my hole was hungry... and when ur stoned, boned n horned... all u want is some dick... the guy doesnt really matter sometimes... as long as he's decent looking and decently proportioned... fuck... just dick n feed my ass dude!! he wasnt that loud... but he started breathing heavy n shit for a bit b4 he pulled out his floppy softening dick....so i could tell he came... that and there was a nice warm flow of jizz leaking outta my hole now :p

so hung around n chilled... smoked up some more... sucked a bunch of more dick... but i probably had to turn away 5 dicks cause they wanted to rubber up... Like Jeez!! If noone ever wanted to rubber up at the tubs... id be gettin 15 to 20 dicks a visit!! I feel bad turning down dick... but guys... dont take it personally... its not U or ur dick i dont like... its just ur morals... if ur not a pig who likes to play raw...well, ur not really a pig worth playing much with at all...simply put :)

after another hour of turning down dick after dick, i saw this cuttie twink changing outta his cloths in the locker room on my way outta the sauna... so i stick around a bit... he walks by me in the hall and we give each other the look down... he looked kinda tweaked on something, but i couldnt put my finger on it... he cums by me again... and waits at the end of a hall... a bunch of other guys r walkin about...like flies hovering around hot shit... and twinky cums back over to me... we start chattin it up...twisting nipples and licking face in the hall... he was totally Twinkalicious... i used to hate fucking with twinks 2 years back...but im totally into them now.... i luv fucking their asses... so me n twinky stumble down the hall into my room... he just seemed soo fucking high on something... which totally turned me on...cause i figured if he was, i could totally do what i wanted with him (evil grin)...
So we're sucking tongue...biting...pinching nips...licking...sucking...like everything i totally used to do when i was a younger twink myself... older guys know their foreplay good... but pigplay is a bit rougher ...noisier & wetter... While twinky foreplay always seems really passionate and drawn out... they fuck alot quicker... so i guess it all balances out in the end... When i was younger, i liked older guys in their 20's & 30's...after 25, i totally excluded anyone younger than me... and now...at 28...i luv all ages... well... anything under 45... You'd have to be one muther fuckin hot 48 year old to get into my ass!! ... and u know what ive noticed... it might be a little sick... but when i see those highschool jock boys walking home...they gotta be like 16-17... i really fuckin get hard at those boys now... i know!! i know!! its like statutory rape n shit... and id proly never fuckin do it, cause i dont think i could stand training a newbie... but those jock boys...r fucking hot!! ... i wanna play highschool soccer again!!

Ok... so back to me n twinky... so i fish out his dick... and what do i see??...what?? what?? A nice... Big... Fat... Thick...Fucking dick... probably 9-10 inches...but the Girth... Oh fuck the Girth!! ....so i goto fucking town chowing down on his dick... and i think he was surprised i could deep throat it...i musta chewed and inhaled his big fat dick for a good 15 mins...and by then, i was sooo fuckin horned... i knew his dick might well rip me apart... but i had to try... and i had no clue if he would go for it unwrapped... so i grab the poppers...and start sniffing at them... he's like "what r those?"...and im like "R u serious? How old r U??" ....and guess what... he's 22!! wow...i dont think i really knew what poppers were either at 22... i probably knew...but i dont think i liked them, or really understood the hole popper thing... so i give him a sniff... he's like "hmmm...interesting... kinda gross...but interesting" ....i could tell he was gonna end up being a good pigboy when he grew up... he was Soooo Fuuuucking Cuuuute!!! ...22 y/o twinkly italian boy... with a big fat fucking cock.. oh yeah!!
so i flip him over onto his knees...bend him over and start working on his ass... his hole tasted fuckin amazing...and it was like really nice tasty virgin hole... i mean like fuck...im sure the guy's been fucked a fair bit... but his hole was like really tasty 22 y/o hole... 34 y/o hole tastes really great too... but it dont taste like 22 y/o hole...Get it??

so i spit up on my dick and stroke it up nice n good... i tried working my dick into his ass a cpl times...but he would totally clench up...id go back and eat out his hole lots more...but there was no fuckin way his ass was letting me in... so i stroke his dick and he's rock hard...so i pull him up... and move my ass infront of him... bend over on all 4's and spread my ass for him... he gets down and eats me out some...and im wondering if he can taste or even tell i got loads in my ass... i grab the lube and rub the shit over his huge dick... sniff in some poppers...and tell him to dick me good... and i gotta say...this boy fuckin delivered...he could only get half of his dick up into my ass at 1st...so he fucked me gently with the 1st half of his dick... and what u gotta luv about twinks...is they stay rock hard all the time...i totally used to stay rock hard for hours when i was 21... fuck... oh well... so flip lots of positions...im riding on top...on my back...kamasutra weird ass positions... back on all 4's...and after a good 20 minutes of dicking, my hole is really wet n cummy...everytime his cock would plop outta my hole, i could feel a gush of goo running outta my ass...and i bet he could tell what all the shit was running outta my ass...and i think it turned him on even more, cause he'd just fuck harder n faster.... i had his dick totally buried up my ass by that time...and feeling all 10 fuckin inches of a fat twink dick in my ass was overwhelming... i was fucking moaning like a really cracked up bitch...he flips me on my back...and really starts plowing me good...he'd stop every once n a while...and id just tell him to fuck me harder...id have to grab his ass and pull him in to ram fuck me harder...even though i wanted to dick some hot hole... i was luvin having this twinky stud plow my ass with his rod and i wasnt rubbing my dick at all.... his tummy was actually rubbing my dick as we were making out with his dick deep in my ass and that made me spill...my globs of spunk were everywhere...all over my chest... on my chin.. just fucking running all over my body...and i guess my ass tightened up alot, cause it just pushed his dick outta my ass... he's trying to jab his dick in over n over again...the cum is just fuckin leaking like fuck outta my hole...and im feeling really fucking good... twinky gets his dick back in again...and jabs around a bit... but my ass was done... 4 dickings...3 Dicks... 4 loads... in 4 hours... oh yeah... I did good... I was done!!

so i ask him if he came alredy... and he's like "yeah... twice... im glad u came finally!" ...and im like Woah!! Dude!! U came twice!... I couldnt tell... and he just smiles & replies "i guess im shy!" ....like Awwww....so Cuuute!! like a puppy!!

so i guess that makes it 4 Dickings...3 Dicks... and 5 loads....oh yeah... U go boy!!

we cuddle n make out for awhile... he was soo cute... reminded me of myself from years ago... so innocent, stupid and naive :) Damn...kinda wish i still was... well, i can act it if i really wanted to... So yeah... b4 we hit the showers... i get his number... i just told him "dude...i want that dick again!" ...hmmm...now that i think of it... mabey ill send him a txt tomorrow... Twinks r always virile and full of spooge... i bet he's got lots of fukbuds.... fuck...with a dick like that, i bet he's a popular boy... or he will be soon enuf... He didnt really know how to fuck well well... but he's 22... i didnt expect him to be an experienced fucker... but he's a hung n cute one to keep... as long as he doesnt pull any psyco twink drama on me... I used to pull psyco twink drama...most twinks do... But ive made it clear.. I just want his dick.... Mabey ill buy him a Frapuccino or take him to a movie sometime... but its only because i want his dick... and eventually, his ass :)) oh yeah... i wanna tap that ass :)) ...if anyone is gonna break this boy in... its gonna be me :)

i bet when i get my dick in his tight hole, ill spill my load in 2 mins....but thats cool...it'll be nice n slick for my dick to keep sliding inside another hour...id fuckin luv to watch my load leak outta his pouty little hole...get my tongue deep up his cumhole...swirl it around a bit and rub my hairy chin on his throbbing sensitive ass...oh yeah....finish off with a wet sloppy kiss...stingy cum running down our chins...globs of jizz running off one tongue to the other.... oh fuck yeah...U guys would fuckin luv it!! ...Damn...i need to jerk off!! (now its my turn :)
later pigs...

My Theories....

dudes... i got me an hour here.... then i gotta run... wanna make an appearance at the gym this am b4 i head to traffic court... Yes... The dreaded Toronto tradition of Traffic Court at Old City Hall....where half the city goes to fight their fuckin infractions... It always feels like a good bonding experience with my fellow citizens... We all go in sheer defiance of fighting our stupid ass mistakes, and praying the reporting officer doesnt show up so that u can get off scott free... attempting to thwart the city's attempt to pinch every fuckin dollar they can from our pockets... Bastards!!

Im hoping i can suck some hot dick in uniform there today...I've always wanted to do that at Old City Hall....i dunno...something about those archaic bathrooms, the dinginess...the brown rust stains in the leaky urinals... the old fashioned leaky faucets and white porcelain sinks.... would make it so hot to fool around in... Actually... if any of u pigs wanna check it out... Go watch the movie "Chicago" ...it was all filmed here in Toronto... and half the interior scenes were shot in old city hall... and tons of other movies have been too... I bet half the movies that take place in NYC...are actually shot here... i dunno... i dont work in film...so i dont fuckin know... What i do know... Is the film industry helps fuel a vibrant pot smoking society and underground grow-op operations!! Its all great for the economy....

Here's my theory:
The more pot U smoke... The more munchiess you'll eat... Thus helping to stimulate the food and manufacturing sector... Those employees and their families thus purchasing and consuming various other consumer goods ...thereby fuelling the habit of other pot smokers, which keeps the grow-ops in operation...which tend to produce enormous hydro bills...fuelling more revenues for the public Utilities, which thereby pays its employees...and if u work for a public utility here in the great white north...well...chances are you fuckin smoke up alot dude! ...and it all cums back full circle :)) LOL

dude...im going go into traffic court really fuckin stoned... fuck.. i better be careful now that i think of it... i gotta pass under a metal detector and put my bag under a scanner...like what the fuck...am i at an airport?? Like fuck... i guess there might be some psyco parking ticket offender than might wanna blow up the judge for a 30 dollar infraction...but seriously... toronto used to be so safe... none of that secutiry shit anywhere... ever since 9/11 and shit... we're got all these extra stupid rules everywhere.... then again... its becoming alot more violent n shit here lately too... people are getting shot up everywhere like some american city...like fuck!! most of it is all gang related drug shit... but there are more crazy mother fuckers out there... im all peace n luv... i might end up punching someones face in, if they really piss me off or threaten me...but i couldnt even imagine trying to stab anyones arm with anything more than a plastic fork... Moses said: "Be kind to thy neighbour"...LOL

ok...so why did i cum online...oh yeah... i wanted to blog... i got fucked really good last nite... so i gotta share :)) ...oh yeah Baby... Pigboy's ass is back in service!! It feels really fuckin good this morning... not sore...not throbbing... but if i finger my ass... i can def feel it... its tingly... it got fucked good and its in chill mode... my ass is saying "dude... im chillin... lemme put up my feet for a bit...have a rest...then ill be ready for another workout... and milk some more dick" LOL Here's my theory: lets say u just return to the gym after a long absence... u gotta work ur weights back up slowly... If u try and press too much at 1st, you'll totally stretch and injure a muscle... The ass works the same way... The reason i think it tore apart 2 months ago...Here's my theory:

-I've always regualrly been getting a dicking 1-2 times weekly...
-So i head to europe right? ...i start getting dicked 1-2 times a day...
-I work my way up to getting dicked 4-5 times a day... so my ass muscles are getting worked up really good.
-Which leads me getting dicked by 20-30 dicks/day somewhere halfway thru the trip...

-Then i visit the family...
-Dicking continues...but at a much more slower pace... ass starts to tighten again...
-Lack of toilet seats and lack of hygeine in the Fatherland dont help the situation...
-Dickings dwindle down to a trickle...I actually start topping more and even let a condom or two up my ass!!!
-Buddy of mine spends two hours ripping my ass to shreds with his hot hot fuckin dick...All is good so far...
-Pain begins a few days later... i just ignore it...
-Pain endures for an entire fuckin month, even after i return home...Fuck guys...that was an ugly period for me...really ugly...
-I get a chance to really explore my top/aggressive side though...
-I duly follow doctors orders...and keep my ass on bed rest and eat lots of fibre!

-Ass is healing... dick porkings begin...
-1st ass fuck last weekend...was Good :))
-And last nites dickingS...yes...plural...DickingSS....were fuckin awesome....

Gotta just work up my hole slowly... and I think 4 dicks...and 4 loads...is pretty fuckin good...Dont you?

ok...brb...i need another coffee...and im fuckin freezing... Winter sucks!!

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so... yesterday... im waiting around all morning for some guy to cum n check the furnace... i never seem to get any hot guys over to fix shit... when the cable guys came to hook me up when i 1st moved in were ok... one was young and ok looking...he could fuck me.. and the other dude...was hot in a str8 stupid boy kinda way...i coulda totally jumped him if he wasnt there with his co-worker... Oh...and these 2 young dudes a contractor once left working alone in a bathroom were sooo hot and soo young...but they were soooo like 18...euro ethno...str8...and ruff lookin guys... i think if i had made any move to suck their dicks they woulda punched my lights out... thats what made it hotter :) i just kept on taking them drinks to cool em down...their shirts were fuckin soaked in sweat...Woof!! Shoulda coulda woulda....oh well....

so anyways... Furnace guy doesnt show up... I blow a gasket on the heating company... They totally fucked up... And now their sending someone tomorrow... I shoulda bargained for a hot young furnace guy with a big juicy dick to cum over instead of a discount... but who knows what tomorrow will bring... mabey the Gods will bless me with a hot furnace guy in dirty jeans and workboots that will skull fuck my face in the cellar downstairs...yeah...i think that would be hot :))

so i hop online and chat up with some fukbuds.... i could so clean my place...do laundry... or hit up the gym again...but id rather fuck...and halfway thru the afternoon, my ass was really getting "the itch"... like craving it.... so i make plans with this guy ive never met b4 who wanted to flip fuck... i shower out good...get dressed in a smelly black jock....wifebeater...cargo, sneakers n sweater and head out... So i get down to this guys place downtown...get upstairs...he opens the door...and he kinda looks off...a bit older and sketchier than his profile shots...but not bad...his pics gave me the impression he had a rough punky edge to him... so as soon as i get in and take off my jacket...he's all over me... hands on my dick...his mouth all over mine and pinching at my nipples... now...what i forgot to tell u guys about... is i alredy had an assfull of spunk b4 i even got to his place... just b4 i left my place... i got a syringe... drew up some cum in a glass ive been saving...shot it deep right up my hole...and then left :))

Yeah...my ass was wet... :))
so buddy gets down and sucks my dick...i turn over and stick my ass into his face... he starts munching away like nuts...im guessing he can smell or taste the load...but i doubt he knows shit...but i can tell he's a true pig ...he can pick up the scent up my hole...and he spent a good 10-15 minutes licking up my hairy crack really good... so im bent over his couch...he aims his dick at my hole...and works it in... he didnt have a huge dick... a nice avg 6-7 incher... a good size dick for my hole in recovery... No need to be a size queen so soon!! LOL
...so he slides in my ass...and when he hits balls deep, my face is burried deep in his couch moaning my head off...and he's moaning like a bitch too, cause i bet he can feel how wet my hole is inside... his dick probably feels really fuckin good in my warm cummy ass...and he has no idea... but i could tell...cause he starts to fuck my hole quickly and i can feel the cum churning and sloshing around in my ass...his dick is gettin pretty slick... we change positions a few times, and i eventually ended up on the couch on my back with my legs up in the air...and he's dicking me good.... his cock would flop outta my hole and i could feel the spooge leak out... he looks down and sees the cum running down my ass, so he gets down there and munches out on my hole for a while...then dicks me again... pulls out.. spunk is dripping out...and he gets back down there and licks all that tasty shit leaking outta my ass... i start laying out the dirty talk....i get him to really pound my hole hard...and tell him to breed my hole full of his cream... This gets most guys over the edge and he started blasting his seed in my ass a few mins later... my ass gets really squishy n shit... i tell him to fuck me harder and push that cream deep in my hole... and it feels fuckin amazing...

Guys after 2 fuckin months of no dick... no cum in my ass... it feels fuckin awesome... and like usually...when i start... sometimes there's no stopping me there...

...but fuck... i gotta leave now... ok... ill be back... boned n stoned later tonite...
ive got 3 more dickings ..... or mabey ill just post this shit...and write about it in the next post... fuck... i can ramble on for ages...

oh...and sorry for the site being sooo slow... The music and one of the movies i posted play simultaneously when u load up the site... My apologies... That shit really fuckin annoys me.. But im not deleting that hot flick... or getting rid of the music... so fuck... Deal with it...

later pigs :p

Meester Christie.... U make Goooooood Cookies!!

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Horny nights call for cummy times....
i am soooooo fuckin hard right now....alredy shot me a load....and my fat dick wont let up.... so you're gonna have to bare with me....
if ur ass was anywhere near me, I'd probably fuck it so raw till u were crying n bleeding...oh yeah...id rape ur hole bitch... bet you'd luv it.... SLUT !!

duuuude....who's been eating all the cookies ??
ive got the last one in my hand....'
should i cum on it??

should i ??

should i really?

hehe

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MMMMMMmmmmmm.....


like Ohhhh myyy God....

MMMMMM

YUMMY

yeah....

Y Stands for Yummy....& Its T...in my Tummy...

YUMS !! That last cookie was ummm... really fuckin good...
now its gone...

all is lost ...

bye bye...

bye bye...

bye...

(i told u bitches u had to deal with my stoned moments too...it cant always be about my perverted sex life)

fuck... crumbs all over the keaboard...
dontcha hate it when cookie gets caught in the back of ur teeth...like dude... i dont wanna brush them again!

Snap the Fuck out of it !!

ok... U guys ALL SUCK!!

...u know that contest i announced...The Send me an email or msg about ur hotest fantasy or best fuckin piggy sex ever... well... NONE...and i mean NONE of U sent me shit!! Even the regular guys that send me all sorts of messages and tell me about their sexcapades havent sent anything in awhile...like Fuuuuuck!! Is November really getting to U guys...

Like Snap the Fuck Out of It!!

ok...and one last announcement.... Some ugly muther fucker is threatening to shut down my blog....its only cause i told him he was an ugly fucker...and i didnt wanna have anything to do with the bullshit he was writing me about... and i guess he couldnt take the constructive critisism... Like dudes! If ur fugly...and u cant take the heat... just fuckin chill... not everyone likes fugly dudes... not every guy is into me either... I dont take it personally... but just cause your FAT...UGLY...and think u can push all ur excess Weight around.... dont u go thinking u can threaten me with shutting down the blog... Liks AS IF... id be pissed off as fuck... but seriously... I'll be back up and running by 5 am the next morning... Ill send out a cpl messages to my fellow piggy bloggers, and you'll all be back to strokin ur dicks to my shit in no time :))

So everyone... smoke a spliff...and stop being haters....ok!! Fuck!!
Snap the Fuck out of it!!

so... last nite... long story short...cause i wanna hit the gym b4 dark here.... everyone cancels on me... it was a really fuckin cold nite...and everyone is going into Hibernation Mode here... even the pigs r tucking each other in early...geez... i fuckin hate winter!! So i decide fuck em... im gonna have a pig nite solo... So i smoke up... go out to slut n dance... chat up some peeps... no one wanted to get dicked in the bathroom stalls... so i hit the tubs... its packed... full of fuckin tweakers n lookers.... found some guys playing dirty n raw in a big sling room... joined in.... watched a bunch of big dicked fuckers fuck this older guys hole that was dripping goo everywhere... sucked some dick... and then suddenly this hot tanned guy bends me over... sticks his dick in my hole...and starts pounding away at my ass... everyone's lookin over at us and telling him to breed me and fill my ass with cum... im just moaning like a stoned up drunken bitch, taking my dicking in stride... i could feel his cock twitch several times... so i knew he was close... and then he tells me he's gonna cum and fill my ass....and wam, i could feel his dick twitch in my ass....and it was one of the only times i could actually feel each spurt of spunk actually spurt in my hole.... and then everything gets all gooey n mushy...he pulls his dick out and i get right down and clean every drop off... oh yeah... there's no fuckin way im wasting that shit... and my ass tasted really fuckin good guys... like wow... ive sooooo fuckin missed being a bottom.... My aggressive top moods arent over either... but cmon... I luv spreading my hole for dick...u all know that... Its time to get back to basics here.... LOL

So that was that... i spent the next 3 hours walking and fooling around with all the other tweakers n lookers... like i sooo hate the tubs on saturday... all the guys r so retarted... some of these Fat nasty fuglies would rub themselves up to me...and id be like "Hands off fucker!! ...i dont like climbing mountains!!" ...yeah, i can be an asshole... but like fuck... i dont want nasty ugly fucks rubbing me up and down when im passing them in the hall or getting in n out of the steam room...JEEZ !! Hands off Fuglies...

Snap the Fuck Out of It !! I dont fuckin like the fuglies, fatties and the geriatric crowd... Ok... so all i was looking for was a young slutty cumhole bitch to take my dick and load... but there was no fuckin slutty kid around taking dick... all the bottoms and guys in jocks were old n shit.... like, not my thing... I usually like to fuck younger guys... and get fucked by older guys... but that aint always the rule... ive fucked some really hot older guys (in their 30's)... and let some super hot young twinks breed my ass over the years... but yeah... whatever twinks were at the tubs last nite, were running around like little girls in pacts and/or hanging out with the tweaked out muscle mary's that typically push all the drugs around the tubs...

So...i sat in the jacuzzi for awhile... and let the jets spray all over my hole... it feels sooooo fuckin good when ur stoned...try it!! So i was aching to go to the bathroom after gettin all that air sprayed up my ass in the hot tubs... so i hit a toilet stall...hover over...cause there aint no fuckin way im sitting on that nasty thing... and im letting out the biggest fuckin farts u could ever fuckin imagine.... Its all just air right!! Air from gettin fucked... air from the jacuzzi jets... but the farts sound juicy !! cause of the water jets in the hot tub...and the guys load from earlier starts dripping and leaking outta my ass... I could totally hear guys laughing in the distance, cause i sware my farts were echoing everywhere...and it was funny as FUCK !!! LOL im farting away a storm... squishy cum is leaking outta my hole... there was this big stringy, clumpy piece of cum just dangling outta my hole for a min.... sometimes u wish u had a camera at hand for those Kodak moments!! ... cmon guys... we're all human...dont be so fuckin squieemish... we all need to fart, piss n shit!

Snap the Fuck Out of IT!!

ohhh... I wanted to post this vid.... its vanilla-ish... but its sooo fuckin hot!
...Carlos...and that btm bitch ( i forget his name) fuck really good together... hot chemistry... and that foot licking half way thru the vid... awesome... some guys need to start exploring their feet some more... Feet r hot... Feet r sexy.. And feet should be kept groomed... Snap the fuck outta those taboos... and suck the toes of the next fuckin bottom thats impaled on ur cock, with his feet in ur face... try it... see what happens :))



ok boys... i gotta run... And ive got a contingency plan for a shut down... A lot of sites seem to be shuttin down lately... There must be alot of really Repressed, Angry Fat Fugglies out there....

LOL...(Fuck U !! U Fat Fugly Muther Fuckers!! U know exactly who U are!!)

Playing Footsie....

ok...like i just woke the fuck up...it aint that late... its just past 11 am... i dont have to be in at work until 1pm... and my dickwadd, gay closet case co-worker calls to tell me where his office is located.... see im visiting one of our sister affiliate partners to do this teaching shit.... like ok buddy... i know exactly where the fuk u guys r located!! Im still waking the fuck up and im half way thru a joint and a coffee!! Stop disturbing me!! ....Everyone knows im not a morning person....ill snap at anything....dont even fuckin talk to me b4 noon!! If u want some ass...show me ur dick...and ill bend over... and just keep ur yappy trap shut !!
...LOL...there's like no fuckin way im going there sober... and buddy has got to admit he likes sucking dick... i've worked together with him for like 8 years and he's still barely outta the closet, and he's the nelliest fucking thing you've ever seen... he like Totally wants to suck my dick!! Im the hot looking buff gay guy at the office every chick wishes they could get their hands on in the copyroom... he's just the closet case gay guy every chick wants to be-friend and invite to dinner parties... see there's a diff... its huge... the chicks wanna get into my pants if they could....and they just leave him alone cause "u can tell" he just loves it up the ass manerisms... so i can usually get chicks that crave dick to do anything for me at work... LOL

woah...guys ...im like too baked here... i needs me a nice cold shower b4 i go into work.... fuk... i dont have the time to blog bout my piggy shit last nite...hmmm, that'll have to wait.... ill finish bloggin when i get back in tonite... and fuck me...tonite...its one of many Work Xmas Parties... The 1st of many.... It Begins... The Jolliness.... The Fakeness... The Retardedness...The Gimme a Line of Coke Right the Fuck Now parties that i must endure... If you've been reading from the beginning kids... you'll know i completely well hate socializing with my co-workers... in every way, shape or form... I dont even like walking down the street during a coffee break with any of them.... thats how retardo they are... i dont wanna be seen in public with them... Actually two very good friends of mine work with me.... but they dont count... cause we're rarely if ever at work at the same time together... You're probably all wundering what the fuk i do...

You'd never guess...and never will... You'd be shocked... You'd probably call them and report me.... They have noooooo fuckin clue what kinda pig they got on their hands there... And thank god, drug testing is illegal here in Canada!! What they do south of the border is soooooo illegal and soooo wrong... a friend of a friend of mine i was talking to last week was telling me she had to pee in a cup and get blood drawn along with her acceptance offer at a bank south of border ?!?! like at a bank ?!?! ...in Buffalo !! (like those of u that live in Buffalo---Life gave u guys the wrong end of the stick, I know!!) cmon... seriously... if u were an airline pilot, bus driver or something... ok...mabey... i actually fuck around with a yng pig who drives a bus...LOL...fuck if he got tested on a monday morning...would they ever fuckin kick his ass out the door... In canada if anyone even got asked to give blood or pee in a cup to accept a job...There would be like a big fuckin lawsuit bigger than an OJ Simpson trial up here... Ya!! We Canadians fuckin rock!! Tokers unite!! ....which totally fuckin leads me to a bunch of bitches that should probably get tested...but never do...

Flight attendants.... Oh yes... Flight attendants.... If they started random testing of all them at airports around the globe.... every fuckin airline would be grounded and buried 6 feet under... People would stop flying.... Everyone will take land, mule, and fishing trawler to their next exotic travel destination...Haha... Those bitches i will refer to as Trolly Dollies, are some of the most coke'd up, meth'd up bitches ever!!! how do i know this shit... ive been intimate with the industry... Ive fucked...dated... wined n dined with many a flight bitch... and got quite a few friends who trolly dolly... and they'll tell me... Str8 up...over half the fucking crew is cummin off coke after a layover.... and they personally regularly smuggle (alot) of fuckin shit in their luggage.... Like i fuckin mean, Trolly Dollies usually have a pharmacy of pills, salts, and herbal remedies just leaking outta their asses... but one thing i gotta say about em... They all have really high fuckin sex drives....

....which totally leads us to the slut i knocked up last nite.... but i gotta run off to work now... or ill be late... eeks... ill blog later tonight when i get back in... but im sure u can guess who i knocked up.... Dont we all luv slutty flight attendant sex!! They are such sluts!!! I luv em... they're the best!! Trash with a hint of class... LOL
ok...im outta here....

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yo ho ho bitches...

im back... from that fuckin party.... Blahhhhhhhh
...and that was one of the most lively parties so far to date for them...

me n my hot blonde chick date co-worker walk in together... we look the shit n part together... we're like fuckin hot lookin shit arm n arm...meetin n greetin everyone...

ok...its 2am...im fuckin exhausted....ive been driving..toking...working...drinking...all fuckin day.. im bushed... think i needs me a sleep...
ok... ill tell u all about the slutty flight attendant later...in the morn... nitey fuckin nite :)

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ok...fuck me...thats better...bright n shiney morning....coffee in my hand... and a hard cock in the other....ahhhhh.....back to normal... LOL

bong's lit... tunes r playin... and all these pigs online r dying to ride my dick later.... i dunno if its me... but is toronto gettin sleazier?? I got this hot portuguese guy... a muscled up gym bunny and a goodlookin older piggy couple lookin to fuck....
hmmm....i just fuckin got up... ill let em squirm for awhile....the ones that r really horned up and wanna fuckin party will get back to me later...yeah...im horned up like any other morning...but im not running out into the cold to meet anyone just yet... besides... i gotta tell u pigs about the slut...
...the trolly dolly...

so this is a guy ive seen online for awhile...like a few years...but never really chatted with the pig b4... he's frenchie....so u know he's a fuckin slut whore alredy... so i just fuckin logged online the other day, totally minding my own business, and his profile is suddenly in toronto...and im like, hmmmm...he must be visiting or something... so we start chatting... he's staying at some hotel downtown by the train station...i wanted to get off my ass and hit the gym too, so im like great...lets fuck dude :p

i dunno why i did it...but i felt like it... i hop in the shower and clean my ass...havent like done that in ages... and lemme tell ya... it was realy fucking gross... ive been eating alot of this granola cereal lately...so it wasnt pretty.... but after awhile...all was good...and i thought "fuck...i dont really feel like getting fucked...but hey...my ass feels good...u never know!!" ...which leads me to our sponsor today....
if u pigs r reading here in Canada (cause i doubt u guys south of the border have any of this shit)... Pigboy...Urs truly...highly recommends...(fuck lemme go run & get the box...i cant remember :)

President's Choice - Double Chocolate Crunch cereal
..."its a blend of chocolate and chocolate chip vanilla granola clusters, made with whole grain oats, rice, and real cocoa"
...and its really fucking goooooood dude.... available from ur local Loblaws or Superstore!!

...and now back to the slut...

so its fuckin cold as fuck outside here lately... so i head downtown... on public transit.... fuck me... i cant fuckin staaaand public transit... and when ur baked guys... it aint prettier.... everyone is soooo.... soooo yucky and smelly... these paki's come and stand near me and they smell like fish... or like icky white trash is picking their teeth across the aisle from me... or these rastafarian rappy pimpy lookin guys think they're The Shit, and look like their gonna pop a cap in someones ass if u even touch them.... Like Fuuuuuck... i fuckin hate public transit!!! ....but there was no fuckin way i was gonna pay 10-15 bucks to park downtown either.... so i get to the sluts hotel...get in the elevator...and this family of 4 walk in...push a button and slide a card into a slot and up we go.... we reach their floor...the doors close and it takes me back to the lobby!! im like fuck!! what the fuck... the slut coulda warned me... how embarassing would that be, if ur going to fuck someone at 3am in their hotel... and u return back to the lobby with the guys behind the desk sneaking looks at you.... so i txt his cell...and he pops down to get me.... at 1st glance in the elevator i can tell he's a big french pig... ohhh, i forgot to mention... he works for the frenchie airline... the one i flew most of the time this summer... yeah...those fuckin bitches !! ...so the hole time i was there, slapping him around and spitting in his face, i was calling him a french slutty whore.... he luved it...

So we get into his room... start going at it right away... the clothes r flying everywhere and the pig play begins... this is the part where i test the waters... i start to really pinch nipples hard... push him around abit... give a guy a slap or two... talk a bit dirty.... hork some spit on a guy's face... u know? test the waters... see how far i can go... Is this gonna be a quick suck, fuck n dump session.... Or is this a guy who'll let me tie him up...slap him around and take anything i got.... Well...i could tell we wouldnt get too rough... but he was luvin the rough handling.... i bring out a baggie of grass and we chill out for abit smokin up... i think he told me he had taken some Tina earlier...but i told him i wasnt into any of that shit... i just gave him a big hard smack and horked a gob of spit on his face and said "only fuckin french piggy whores like u, smoke shit like that!"... "betcha ur one of the sluttiest holes in paris slut"... LOL
i can get really fuckin verbal... i luv talkin dirty.... and caling a slut exactly what he is...just as much as i like being treated like a whore when im bottoming...

I can Dish it Out as much as I can Take It !!
so me n frenchie slut spent like 3 fuckin hours piggin out...my phone was going off like crazy with friends calling me to go out...and my hands were either deep in his hole or my dick was busy pounding his ass.... Guys... this fuckin sluts hole was awesome.... i spent awhile eating his hairy hole out...fuckin tasty as fuck.... and then id stroke up my fat dick and dick his hole for awhile... he had a nice wet hole...and i coulda fucked it for hours... id just ram and slap his ass, with loud Splat Splat noises.... and we had chatted earlier about fisting... so i totally knew what i was getting into... this guys hole would fuckin open up wide... he was a really hungry slut... id sit there and spit gobs down his open hole... and slowly work my fingers and hand in there.... OK... i dunno how many of u guys r into fisting n shit... but i fuckin luv fisting a hot slutty guy.... ive never been fisted myself...ever! ...but i really luv taking my time to work n stretch a guy's hole open.... like it's really fuckin hot... im always rock fuckin hard doing it... and the fun part is, once u get to working ur fist in there...u can pull out...ram ur cock in there again...and alternate jabbing ur fist n dick in there.... Well... lets just fuckin say...this fuckin french slut... his hole was hungry... he wanted both!! YUP.... he wanted both my hand, and dick inside.... i havent met alot of guys that can handle it all...but having ur hand wrapped around ur hard dick, deep up a nice fuckin hole...and jerking urself off inside, while the slut is moaning like a bitch is really fuckin hot!!

So...like i said...i could go on and on and on...but we spent 3 fuckin hours fucking...fisting...and rolling around in bed pigging out... it was fuckin hot... but thats not all... seriously... i havent even gotten to the best part... So... think back... Presidents Choice, Granola... my clean n showered ass.... we'd both be lying back in bed doing a 69.... my fist would be up his hole...and he would finger my ass....at one point i went down on his dick... Got it really hard... got on all 4's on the bed and told him to stick it in.... it was like i snapped... my hole just fuckin was soooo hungry... it was taking me over.... so he gets lots of lube like i told him too... and he works his dick into my ass... he wasnt huge or anything... he had a nice fat 7 incher... like dude... my ass has been on hiatus... im really not lookin for the huge porkers just yet... so he slides into my ass...and its feeling good... really fucking good... like its been over 2 fuckin months since ive been dicked... almost like i totally forgot what it was like... im not fully convinced my hole is 100% healed... so i told him to go slow... and i was ready to pull off his dick at the 1st sign of trouble... but it was really good... my ass was luvin it... i just kept on moaning my fuckin head off and telling him to dick me.... we flipped around onto my back and he stuck his dick back inside... id use my feet and slap him in the face....and make him smell n lick them while he fucked me... i totally fuckin luv gettin my feet played with... especially when a nice dick is in my hole...Luv It!! ....then we start doing these fuckin Kama Sutra positions in the bed...and im really fuckin luvin his dick in my ass.... i was still in total fuckin control... i was still talkin dirty shit and moaning... but its fun to flip flop and let the other guy dick ur hole too... so after 20 mins of gettin dicked... i could tell he was nowhere near shootin a load...and my hole was gettin just a bit sore... so i pulled off him...and told him that was it....Like i was totally fuckin impressed with myself... that was a really good fuckin dicking.... im not rushing it... like i said... I'll be riding lots of fuckin dick in the new year... I want my hole fully operational... Im gonna be slowly working it back into shape.... small to medium dicks and some nice smooth fucking...lots of lube...and slowly working up the time i let a guy dick me... oh yeah... Happy Fuckin New Dick Year dudes !!!

so wait... still not over... so i start working on frenchies hole again.... fucking it.... working my hand in deep and twisting it around inside and making him squirm like the slut he is... and he wispers something in my ear... im like "oh yeah"!! I grab the lube and goop it all over my foot...he goops up his ass...so im just lying back on the bed...and he's down on my foot...stretching his hole open and slowly lowering himself on my foot.....id wiggle my squishy toes inside his ass...and i was soooo fuckin luvin it... until u try it guys... it feels amazing... took him a min or two...but he got his ass totally wrapped around my hole fuckin foot... his ass was down to my ankle and he started to ride my foot up n down... the site of watching this fuckin french bitch riding my foot had me rock hard.... feeling his squishy warm hole wrapped around my foot and wiggling my toes around in his warm hole felt fucking amazing!! He didnt ride my foot for that long... but it was 5 mins of fun well spent... once he pulled off my foot.... i just threw him over and rammed my dick deep in his ass and started really fuckin him raw and hard.... i slowly worked my hand inside too and started to jack my dick off inside his ass... i was looking him right in the fuckin eyes... there was some really good fuckin chemistry there... and after playing for 3 hours, i really wanted to shoot my load deep in his hole...so id pull out...fist him hard for abit... and slam my dick and hand inside and jerk off in his hole over n over for awhile... he was begging for a load... and nuthin beats stretching and fisting out a hole with cum as lube... so me and the bitch r really talkin dirty... well i was... he just moaned and nodded while i slapped and spit on his face.... so i could feel my balls churn...my hand is stroking my dick deep in his hole, and i can tell its gonna get really wet in a min... i start shooting globs of goo inside his ass... and my load is fuckin everywhere...its coating my dick... its all over my hand inside... it was one big fucking cummy mess...and i just kept fuckin shooting and shooting globs of goo inside his ass....and the funny part was i had shot a load earlier that morning... but there was alot of fuckin junk churning in my balls... so i keep on fucking the slut another cpl of mins... we start to slow down... we're just kissing and im rocking back n forth with my dick in his hole... and i luv feeling his warm stretched out squishy hole around my dick... like wouldnt u wanna stick ur dick in there after me?? i luv sloppy 2nds and 3rds... fuck... i luv sloppy fuckin hole period!!

so after some cuddling...chattin and a quick shower.. i dress up... and tell the pig he should fly into toronto more often... it was the sluts 1st time here.... apparently he flies into montreal alot, being a frenchie slut n all for the frenchie fuckin airline... but something tells me he might bid for some more toronto flights...LOL... that was one fucking hot slut hole i totally wanna tap it again... My foot wants to totally fuckin tip-tap his hole again... I'll go get a fuckin pedicure for him!! haha... (ok seriously guys... foot care is essential... just cause ur a piggy guy doesnt mean u cant take care of ur feet!! ...keep em clean...use mosturizer...keep the nails trim...and thats all u need!! ) I like em sweaty...but i want em clean.. if i see any shit on ur feet, there's no fuckin way im going near em...my feet... always in great condition... it be nice if more of u fuckin guys would go down and lick em more often!!

So by then it was late... no fuckin way i was hitting the gym... So i meet some friends at this huge new resto/bar/lounge opening up near my place... Free booze.. free food... private event... I think it'll end up being one of our new hangouts... So my friends r like "So u were at the gym huh?" ...and i could tell they didnt believe me... Like what am i gonna say... "I just had a french whore ride up n down my foot!!" ...yeah... they know im dirty... but they have noooo fuckin clue to what extent :)))
LOL

Later pigs...